Politically incorrect humor ahead of its time. Lol that Consuela line wouldn't be allowed today. 2:53 Victoria's big secret is anorexic by today's huge standards lol they don't look bad but we could sit back and laugh.
@@sakabula1285 Alex Jones did a story that proved food companies were leaking chemicals that made all the frogs in the runoff creek gay. This was right before the LGBT explosion. Get a madman to preach truth and people will automatically accept it as a lie.
The confidence of the three models clashing with Al's sarcasm is just great! They eat and they just don't care, Al talks and he just doesn't care and all four of them are okay. So great...
Yeah they're all fine...i mean, Al will probably live past 50 without dying from some weird disease because of morbid obesity like a heart attack or something like that, but for that moment (apart from car tyres) at least, everyone was fine i guess.
@AL you obviously don't know much about women. Most would be too insecure to do this for a major network TV show....back then and especially today. Most of the heavy women they got on MWC were comedians who helped write many of the fat jokes.
Nope. Back in the day when we didn’t have to be so politically correct. Didn’t have to worry about the weenies whining about what you said. Totally got you.
Honestly, i was just thinking about the writers b4 clicking in. I was thinking how we must have the same sense of humor😂😂😂😂😂 exactly. Especially one time Al was threatened to sue him an contact her lawyer by a women in the shoe store. Al asked her, "Would that be the offices of Haagen and Daz?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Someday computers will be advanced enough to transcript simple spoken phrases into text. Until then we need people like you. urgently. You are almost as wonderful as those people who have to repeat the punchline of every joke they hear. LMFAO ROFL LOL u Gen1uz!
Yeah, I agree. That line was freaking hilarious🤣🤣🤣 Everyone has their favorite line that made them crack up from every episode. Nothing wrong with repeating it if it's a damn good one.👍
2nd best. A fat lady comes into the shoe store says, "I need shoes" Al says "the blacksmith is 3 blocks down on the left" Not an exact quote but close enough. Lol
I went to school with her. Port Chester, NY. class of '84. Sandy Korn. She posed in Playboy and Penthouse, had a few appearances on Howard Stern's late night tv show. Donald Trump even tried to romance her. (I bet she's sorry she didn't pursue that lol). She played the bartender on the train in Steven Seagal's "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory". She was also in Batman & Robin, Princess Diaries and I believe Runaway Bride. Other classmates included David Tutera, who had several "party/wedding planning" shows on cable, and Jonathan Del Arco (real first name Fernando) who played "Hugh" the Borg on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
For those that don't remember, they were being pulled over because they were the only people in the entire city who were actually carpooling. They were doing it to congratulate them.
@@saagisharon8595 The police stop them to congratulate the effort and the group ended up becoming the poster child of a campaign pro-carpooling, if I remember correctly...
Time to get the box set out again, never fails to hit the giggle spot no matter how many times I've watched, well at least until Seven came aboard, jumped the shark then.
Ironically this is the episode that they show a picture of Seven on the "Missing" section of a milk carton to make fun of the fact the show just cut him off with no explanation lol
Later on in this episode Al does an ad for car pools to save the environment. Al: "When you have a LOT riding on your tires (looks around at his 'shapely passengers')........" lololol
Consuela upstairso...😂😆😆 I have the DVD collection seen it countless times and it still makes me laugh every time. All of it .They don't make shows like it anymore...
Maybe you just have to make a show like this. People are a lot smarter than they appear. There are enough smart people out there who will get the joke.
Back when this show was popular, all the girls would laugh at these types of jokes too. Now all those same girls are older, married, and overweight so it's no longer funny to them. Now all the Kellys and Pegs have turned into Marcy's.
I know they were brought in to be the butt of the joke but they were actually attractive Especially the redhead The way she rolls her eyes at Al So cute
@@wills1483Most definitely. There’s a lot of beautiful women I have discovered through those two shows. One who deserves a shoutout in particular is Jennifer Aspen who was one of Bud’s girlfriends, and later one of Alan Harper’s dates. Very beautiful woman then and now.
Yeah, Bud called him out on it. And Bud also tried to put a steering wheel lock on the refrigerator, to which Alexis, Monique and Paulina ripped it off.
“It’s a marriage of convenience. Unfortunately, not mine. I’m deporting her.”
😂
"I was wearing this very little skirt and not much underneath, well..."
"PULL OVER!! 🤢"
😂😂😂
Pull over! I gotta heave!! 🤮
"Hot women make us buy beer
Ugly women make us drink beer"
- Al Bundy
He was wise in his generation. Hero to many straight American males of the 90's.
So true
Never heard that one. True enough, though.
Al Bundy is an often unappreciated source of wisdom...
GREATEST. LINE. EVER. 😂🤣😂🤣
“Victoria cannot keep secret this big”
I can’t stop laughing
This was one of the funniest episode
"Victoria couldn't keep a secret THIS big..." :D
On the positive side maybe he can get me out of here before I turn into a DIAMOND! 😫
i have been watching married with children for over 30+ years and i still love it and make me laugh like day one
Same here. Well not 30 years, but I watch it almost daily.
Same here. Over 30yrs watching
incredible isn't it ? Im in tears right now !
Been watching since 1988!! 🤟🏻👌👍
Politically incorrect humor ahead of its time. Lol that Consuela line wouldn't be allowed today. 2:53 Victoria's big secret is anorexic by today's huge standards lol they don't look bad but we could sit back and laugh.
"Maybe they'll get me out of here before I'll turn into a diamond"😂😂😂
So he was addressing that carbon under high pressure turns into diamond ??
@@COMPTROL yep 😂😂🤣🤣
That line was cold! 😂😆
@@mochamist21 More like savage.
Alexis, Monique, Paulina... oh my.
2:35 ...oh my.
Alexis,Monique, Paulina…oh my
My oh... Paulina, Monique, Alexis
Today, Victoria's Secret does pander to the "larger" female clientele. Bundy was predicting the future.
And playboy now has men on the cover.
@@TayR0C What has the world come too
@@sakabula1285 Alex Jones did a story that proved food companies were leaking chemicals that made all the frogs in the runoff creek gay. This was right before the LGBT explosion. Get a madman to preach truth and people will automatically accept it as a lie.
@@TayR0C If you're serious then I'm glad I stopped reading it by the mid-90's
@@johnnymcblaze I don't know about people eating chemicals, but you certainly hadn't taken your meds before writing your comment.
Every line that is coming out his mouth is pure gold.
"Sounds like you're full of self hate Mr. Bundy" "Well at least I'm full" LMAO
“Can I get you a drink or a a condominium?” 😆 lol
It's funny because it's true. That's how a woman like that can get housing in a pinch.
Who was she? 😮
The confidence of the three models clashing with Al's sarcasm is just great! They eat and they just don't care, Al talks and he just doesn't care and all four of them are okay. So great...
Yeah they're all fine...i mean, Al will probably live past 50 without dying from some weird disease because of morbid obesity like a heart attack or something like that, but for that moment (apart from car tyres) at least, everyone was fine i guess.
@AL Relax, its not real its comedy
@AL you obviously don't know much about women. Most would be too insecure to do this for a major network TV show....back then and especially today.
Most of the heavy women they got on MWC were comedians who helped write many of the fat jokes.
Monique: "You know what they say, your never big to be 53xy"
Al: "you know who says that? Lizzo"
Today they would barely even be considered "fat". These days fat was taken to a whole other level.
Al Bundy is the best. I love his facial expressions, lol
This predicted the future of Victoria Secret
Every line Al said in the car was supreme.
Glad he didnt say supreme in the car, Theyd start looking for toppings
Lmk bro I was looking for something to quote and I’m like “damn. They’re all bangers”
“Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling of High Karate?”
“No. Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars.”
"Well, at least I'm full" Lmao Love the comeback, spot on Mr. Boondy
Mr Boondy?? From the expired license episode!!!!
Masterpiece...maybe its just me but whenever i watch this show ...it reminds me of liberty and freedom...
Nope. Back in the day when we didn’t have to be so politically correct. Didn’t have to worry about the weenies whining about what you said. Totally got you.
@@boostedmaniac Yeah, that's before woke and cancel culture ruined everything. 😒
@@boostedmaniac So why you say nope then?
@@misterdog7 I think I was responding to someone else and there comment is gone now.
@@boostedmaniac Ah ok all redeemed haha!
People always give compliments to Al and the rest of the characters but the writers are the unknown people made this show very successful.
Most of MwC's writers were women, that makes it even better.
Honestly, i was just thinking about the writers b4 clicking in. I was thinking how we must have the same sense of humor😂😂😂😂😂 exactly.
Especially one time Al was threatened to sue him an contact her lawyer by a women in the shoe store. Al asked her, "Would that be the offices of Haagen and Daz?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Cheers 🥂
you 've made a lot of writers cry. nobody ever credits them.
Well said.
The ironic thing is those ladies would not even be considered that big today…
You beat me to it.
Especially in America.
frightening ain't it
I know, right? Fully mobile, no Wal-Mart scooter, "thin" was bony in the 80s!
That's what happens when society collectively gives up it's powerful appetite suppressant (tobacco)
"Uh oh, the police. What did we do?"
Al: "I dunno, maybe we missed a truck scale."
Lmfao.
Someday computers will be advanced enough to transcript simple spoken phrases into text. Until then we need people like you. urgently.
You are almost as wonderful as those people who have to repeat the punchline of every joke they hear.
LMFAO ROFL LOL u Gen1uz!
@@ricklocket2812 Calm down Rick. It was just the best joke of the clip.
One of the best lines of the series.
Yeah, I agree. That line was freaking hilarious🤣🤣🤣 Everyone has their favorite line that made them crack up from every episode. Nothing wrong with repeating it if it's a damn good one.👍
Al was making fun of the ladies saying maybe we missed a truck scale
The days when people insulting each other was considered comedy and nobody complained or if they did who cared.
It wasn't. Married with Children was a pretty new take on sitcoms.
OMG this show is so hilarious, it will never get beaten
"Who would you rather spend the night with, A your wife or B ..."
"B!!"
Best line ever.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2nd best.
A fat lady comes into the shoe store says, "I need shoes"
Al says "the blacksmith is 3 blocks down on the left"
Not an exact quote but close enough. Lol
@@nicholasmuro1742 Actually, it has to be the Ol' McBundy song. That's the episode where he's trying to plant a vegetable garden.
One of the greatest scene in bundy history OH MY
“Before I turn into a diamond 😱😂😂😂😂 so funny! Under tremendous squeezing pressure!
Oh Sandra Taylor. The way she says "Bye" just melted me.
By the way, the blonde in the back seat next to Al is kinda cute IMHO!
She looks like Audrey Landers if she put on 80 pounds.
All three of those plus-sized women were beautiful.
I went to school with her. Port Chester, NY. class of '84. Sandy Korn. She posed in Playboy and Penthouse, had a few appearances on Howard Stern's late night tv show. Donald Trump even tried to romance her. (I bet she's sorry she didn't pursue that lol). She played the bartender on the train in Steven Seagal's "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory". She was also in Batman & Robin, Princess Diaries and I believe Runaway Bride. Other classmates included David Tutera, who had several "party/wedding planning" shows on cable, and Jonathan Del Arco (real first name Fernando) who played "Hugh" the Borg on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Well, she's hot soooo
@@JoeR203 and Exit to Eden. Director Garry Marshall liked casting her in his pictures
As a Mexican, I'm crying 😆 Consuela!
Oh, Consuela! Upstairso!
This episode was so funny, I laughed until my throat got sore.
For those that don't remember, they were being pulled over because they were the only people in the entire city who were actually carpooling. They were doing it to congratulate them.
then why would that get them pulled over?
@@saagisharon8595 They're screwing the oil companies over
I thought it was because they missed the truck scale.
@@saagisharon8595 The police stop them to congratulate the effort and the group ended up becoming the poster child of a campaign pro-carpooling, if I remember correctly...
I like it that nobody wanted to carpool. When these programs are complete failures and crash and burn, I love it.
Always a gem. Long live Al Bundyism!!!
whooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bundyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
That's my housekeeper consuala!!! Lol love AL.
The "diamond" crack was too delicious - crying with laughter, here :D
Alexis, Monique and Pauline oh my...😭😭😭
"We are Victoria's big secret" 😂😅🤣
"Oh, Victoria couldn't keep a secret THIS big."
Turn into a diamond lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅
Every line of the sitcom is funny 😄 . Writer was hilarious abd casts were amazing.
“Wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'He is just kidding about the shower'.... Al's face after that. :D
That face was improvised by O'Neill.
Ahhh, a time when you could crack a joke and people were civil and still loved each other. I miss the days of real humanity.
Yup me too, still dont understand Snowflakes.
@@Hivedragon GenZ. 🙄
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 ?
@@Hivedragon Does something confuse you?
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 Yeah did you mean the snowflakes with your GenZ comment or me?
The best TV show ever, bar none.
This show IS the bar. :)
This has to be the funniest show ever created!!
Guy has a house in the suburbs, cute wife, goes to work at 10, he’s killing it!
That’s the irony.
And a reliable DODGE!
Cute? Peg is a bombshell.
“Maybe, I’m mismanaging my $3.10 an hour”
Holy hell this episode was gold... Imagine airing this today? Articles, interviews and apology videos over insulting fat people 😂
Right? Married With Children wouldn't be able to air today, sadly.
Do you realize that it was a Christian conservative who tried to get Married With Children cancelled when it originally aired?
See... the blonde in the car. Is about 70 pounds from smoking hot. Shame
@@felipepineda1585 agreed. Out of the 3, she has the prettiest face.
@@jessewright2319That was then. Today it's the secular left that are the Karens.
It never gets old!
One of my favorite episodes. Best humor.
The diamond remark was brilliant! 👏🏽 💎
“We missed the truck scale “ 😅😅😅
Time to get the box set out again, never fails to hit the giggle spot no matter how many times I've watched, well at least until Seven came aboard, jumped the shark then.
Ironically this is the episode that they show a picture of Seven on the "Missing" section of a milk carton to make fun of the fact the show just cut him off with no explanation lol
STEVESOMODI: *100% CORRECT*
So much joy, laugh, good mood, thank you. Live forever Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly
“When you have a lot riding on your tires.” 🤣🤣🤣
Later on in this episode Al does an ad for car pools to save the environment.
Al: "When you have a LOT riding on your tires (looks around at his 'shapely passengers')........"
lololol
Al always makes my day.
Al: Oh, Consuela, we live...model adjacent?!!!
Peggy: Blot your chin. And your pants...
Lol I can't believe they let that line slide!
I like that no one can sit in the front because it's full of food.
I swear this is the best sitcom in the history of television
4:15 His face. 🤣
"Oh my"😂😂😂
Chicken Legs lol 😂😂😂😅😅😅
the face expression on al when naomi hits the bundys house
Naomi who?
One of my favorite episodes
“We’re also the only ones eating snicker doodles by the gallon”
Those 3 Lizzos were gona turn poor Al into a diamond 😂 😂 😂
Consuela upstairso...😂😆😆 I have the DVD collection seen it countless times and it still makes me laugh every time. All of it .They don't make shows like it anymore...
That phrase killed me 😆
'Oh...that's my housekeeper Consuela' 😅
Oh,my!!! I really loved it.
These days you never get away with jokes like these. Ahh the good days where anything goes.
Maybe you just have to make a show like this. People are a lot smarter than they appear. There are enough smart people out there who will get the joke.
Watch them while you can, with how America is going Liberals will make TH-cam remove these kinds of video's.
@@DimitriosChannel that's bull
Actually the way the blond girl responds to Al when he says " fat girls" is perfect. She just shrugs it off.
Back when this show was popular, all the girls would laugh at these types of jokes too. Now all those same girls are older, married, and overweight so it's no longer funny to them. Now all the Kellys and Pegs have turned into Marcy's.
'Consuela' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Family Guy took that idea for a character.
truck 🚛 scale!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best sitcom ever
I know they were brought in to be the butt of the joke but they were actually attractive Especially the redhead The way she rolls her eyes at Al So cute
One thing I loved about this show growing up, were the exceedingly abundance of fine women! It was a good time to be 13. 😎
Life was a lot simpler when you're 13.
Equal amount of fat women though.
Married with Children and 2 and a half Men. Both had tons of great women.
@@wills1483Most definitely. There’s a lot of beautiful women I have discovered through those two shows.
One who deserves a shoutout in particular is Jennifer Aspen who was one of Bud’s girlfriends, and later one of Alan Harper’s dates.
Very beautiful woman then and now.
Now i understand the meaning of the saying..'Old is Gold'👍❤️
Total classic episode. and scene...
This was hilarious 😂
Honestly, they seem like nice ladies, I wouldn't mind carpooling and stuffing my face with food on my way to work along with them 😄
You wouldn't!🙄
Do u always go 2 work wearing curtains and smelling like Mars bars lol?? Love al in every episode.
Fabulous, a total SCREAM!
"victorias secret couldnt keep a secret this big" and thats why they went bankrupt.
Adios Consuela! Al Bundy, a hero for the generations 👏
We need to bring al Bundy back
That's probably not possible anymore.
There are plans for an animated Married With Children sequel on Peacock with the original cast participating.
Consuela upstairso 😂
hahahahahaha that's my house keeper.
"Missed the truck scale" hahahaha lololol
0:17 Sandra Taylor, wow!
If it wasn't for bad luck , he would have no luck at all
Al so worried about the big girls his not even taking the chance to eat with all that food around him
They'd probably bite Al's fingers if he tried to take some food
I love at 4:20 when Al says he has to heave. Look in the rear view mirror at that exact moment and the cop turns on its lights to pull them over
I love 4:20 I smoke everyday
Poor Al, he had high expectations. Thanks for the video.
In the absence of genuine comedy, MWC clips are golden!!
3:00 They too always say that they are hungry enough to eat a horse.
But nobody ever has done it, except for Paulina.
How's that drumstick, Paulie??
Classic Bait and Switch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" Maybe we missed the truck scale." LMAO
Blind Guardian is the best band in history and Married with children the best sitcom ever.
They pick up AL at 7:00 AM and they were already eating fried chicken 😅
Hilarious episode Al always got tortured.😂
We missed the truck scale🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG I'm dying 😂 lol he's too funny.
this by far is the funniest scene in the history of MWC😂🤣😅
I believe Al took a liking to them by the end of the episode
Yeah, Bud called him out on it. And Bud also tried to put a steering wheel lock on the refrigerator, to which Alexis, Monique and Paulina ripped it off.
@@MGillDesign That's right. I forgot about that scene.
Before I turn into a diamond 🤣🤣🤣🤣