Off The Record: How NOT to Raise Your Kids ft. Steve Greene

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  • @detectivekillua4249
    @detectivekillua4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    Bro STEVE adds so much to the conversation....

    • @yusifsaeed9687
      @yusifsaeed9687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Without Steve, when the group say stuff there is no one to point the retarded shit they say, and the group just agrees and follows blindly with no constructive criticisim. Steve is the buffer for the group.

    • @peachkittyyy
      @peachkittyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yup, that’s why he’s a great guest... if he’s even considered a guest anymore.

    • @typer1911
      @typer1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah man Steve is hilarious i love this dude so much 😂😂

    • @Bolter024
      @Bolter024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A pet named steve..

    • @naomigary7930
      @naomigary7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Detective Killua hes so fuckin real i love him

  • @ranzuki101
    @ranzuki101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    I need Steve to be a permanent member of jk news the things he say is gold

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your TH-cam name saying "Mirai"? Just wanted to know. 😃

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liizzset It says Michii

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KingHelianTheXVIII Okay. Thanks. Want to ask a personal question. Are you a Japanese? Speak it? Or just changed it from English to Japanese through a translator?

    • @therealtrendingpage6765
      @therealtrendingpage6765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup..nd the good thing is Steve has no job except writing so he can b there the whole timd

    • @724kdr
      @724kdr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree! I love Steve and Nikki

  • @laurajefferson5095
    @laurajefferson5095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    I love how Steve helps Brandon and Tiff open up during these segments

    • @Nahnahnah2002
      @Nahnahnah2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Laura Nightingale Yeah that’s why I like him

    • @Imthatedenguy
      @Imthatedenguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Laura Nightingale we need him there when Timothy’s girlfriend is on

    • @Geo_Che
      @Geo_Che 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yup also when julia was there too.

    • @TheJProducti0ns
      @TheJProducti0ns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Imthatedenguy you mean D trix?

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      seriously he's MvP. always engaging everyone around and let them out of their comfort-zone.

  • @ISCREAM621
    @ISCREAM621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    I’m so glad that Steve is saying everything I’ve been thinking about Bart and Geo as parents

    • @jojan8778
      @jojan8778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      John Sultana dude I fucking love it! he recently called out Bart for calling everything “an Asian thing.” he doesn’t give af 🤣

    • @wildingnemo5869
      @wildingnemo5869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That was funny 😂

    • @L3onidas
      @L3onidas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Lowkey bart and geo have grown a bit into the parents they say they wouldn’t be lol Steve and Joe point the things out and I love it cause I feel the same thing lol

    • @pomerianan
      @pomerianan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      I Mudda Fucking love it like stfu there is absolutely no point in taking your child to Disney before 4 or 5 because they have no awareness of whats going on. Steve calls out all the boolshit and man I need more of it.

    • @imasha963
      @imasha963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@pomeriananBut it's not only about the child. Bart and Geo made a great Memory and will always remember it. It was their first Time too. Don't your parents tell you stories about stuff you did when you were a child

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    My mom said she took me to Disney Land when I was 2 years old. And I didn't remember any of it and didn't even know I was there.
    So I understand what Joe and Steve are saying. When I finally went back when I was 13 I actually do remember it and enjoyed it alot more.

    • @isabellegonzales3207
      @isabellegonzales3207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dude Wazap Fr, my parents went traveling with me when I was a newborn and did all these exciting things while I was sleeping in the stroller. And now that I'm older, my parents are tired and lack the time and excitement to do any of those things. So I don't have any memories of a good childhood.

    • @nainenalina511
      @nainenalina511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get you, man.

    • @squidboyo9183
      @squidboyo9183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to Disneyland at five and I remember it but the reason why was my dad was going through a divorce-not-divorce(they just split) with my mom so I don't know if this is a good memory or not

    • @DudeWazap103
      @DudeWazap103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@squidboyo9183 My parents split when I was 2 so I honestly have never met my dad. Which is honestly good since I honestly have no emotional connection to him. If I would ever meet him, it would be like meeting some stranger.
      At 5 you have a better memory so I don't know if I'd feel the same way tbh.

    • @DudeWazap103
      @DudeWazap103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isabellegonzales3207 Ha that sucks, now when you say you want to travel they will just tell you, you already traveled alot when you were a baby. 😅

  • @vanessapolanco3744
    @vanessapolanco3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    My parents took me to Disneyland when I was a baby. Then never took me back because I had "already gone" even though I couldn't remember anything.....

    • @keila9383
      @keila9383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @richlizard
      @richlizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the same happened to me but with disneyworld!!

    • @cjiscool8668
      @cjiscool8668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same bro...Disney, Grand Canyon, lots of places when I was a baby and they never took me again so I dont remember it

    • @lilimedrano4014
      @lilimedrano4014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They did that bc it was free!!!!

    • @wonderboy7880
      @wonderboy7880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL! I'm sorry, but that's actually pretty funny.

  • @NiinjaSheep1
    @NiinjaSheep1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    This video is exactly why Steve is pretty much essential for me to watch ahahah he just calls out the bullshit but does it in a playful way.

  • @warroir422
    @warroir422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Dafaq you mean Tiff can start traveling the world when Issac is ina relationship, Tiff and Case be traveling the world right now.

  • @iamhimman
    @iamhimman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    steve is low key right. they just got mad because they did it. when you take kids to places they just forget it. my mom took me when i was kid and i was thankful but i didnt remember shit and i saw photos and i legit felt like i still havnt experienced it and now i still want to go... honestly id wait because i want my kid to remember what iv done for them and also let him have great memories with me. rather than doing everything then barely not getting the chance to do much since u already did it

    • @iamhimman
      @iamhimman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      its more for them than for the kid honestly ahha. if it was genuinely for the kid you would want them to remember. but who cares its their choices but steve was not wrong at all ahha

    • @teaminviminkook2794
      @teaminviminkook2794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Geo and Tiffany always get butthurt

    • @shiningdragoon120
      @shiningdragoon120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i can actually vouch on what geo and bart did now grant you it wasnt disney but it was hershey park i went when i was like 2 or 3 that age you can just start to walk but still need the assistance of someone and then i when back at 13 and all the memories came flooding back so even if they dont remember when you ask them they remember

    • @kameronrichardson4339
      @kameronrichardson4339 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shiningdragoon120 but their kid is barely 1

  • @yousaidwha3459
    @yousaidwha3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I understand why my mom would beat me bc I would climb trees and purposely fall, I still don't know why I did that.

    • @jj_dilla4080
      @jj_dilla4080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yousaid wha someone give this man hug

    • @ZenoGoreng
      @ZenoGoreng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Easiest explanation would be that you were looking for attention. That can show in numerous ways.

    • @yousaidwha3459
      @yousaidwha3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ams_1046 true

    • @yousaidwha3459
      @yousaidwha3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jj_dilla4080 I am a wo-man

    • @yousaidwha3459
      @yousaidwha3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZenoGoreng true

  • @marquitos_98
    @marquitos_98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I'm running out of JK videos to binge 😅😅

    • @GG-wi4ob
      @GG-wi4ob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Markers relatable

    • @tylerreliefLIVE
      @tylerreliefLIVE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I started watching the old ones I forgot about it’s like I have memory loss discovering these funny videos I’ve already watched 😂

    • @teewrecks5661
      @teewrecks5661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go back a few years. The old ones are still funny af.
      .... before Geo gets preggo

    • @MrKing1990
      @MrKing1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ran out.

    • @cocoajunkie
      @cocoajunkie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's always askthefeels and their individual channels
      Bart and geo
      Jkfilms
      Jkparty
      Joe jitsukawa
      Tiff n case
      Davidsocomedy
      Gina darling

  • @krstymai
    @krstymai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    tiff’s bracelets and nails tapping the table is like ASMR to me lmao i love it

    • @KouichiU
      @KouichiU 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment, but no asmr for me

    • @marinbel
      @marinbel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my gosh I was thinking the exact same thing!

  • @babychubs15
    @babychubs15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I totally agree, I'm not a parent either but taking a 1 year old to Disney land is a waste of money and probably exhausting because u have to carry him around everywhere.

    • @happyhajer
      @happyhajer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what if the parents want to go and have no one to take care of the child?

    • @keila9383
      @keila9383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isn’t it free for a kid to go?

    • @itzellopez7476
      @itzellopez7476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They have these things while wheels called strollers, you sit kids in them and push them around, taking away your need to carry the child everywhere.

    • @jesuschrist6579
      @jesuschrist6579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it sounded to me like Bart and Geo went for themselves more than for Taika. I personally wouldn't do that but I could see why others would want to.

    • @starchannel123
      @starchannel123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shivanie Ally Adults get shit for going alone so the kid is to stop being from hating

  • @gtr2798
    @gtr2798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The only reason gio and tiff say all this is because they dont have more than 1 kid. Once they have more then they wont give a shit anymore about spending so much money on them or taking them to these places that they will never remember.

  • @sm0rses
    @sm0rses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Supernanny! That was the name of the show they were talking about. Can’t believe I actually watched it pretty regularly lol

    • @chillhomie7
      @chillhomie7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sm0rses there was also nanny 911

  • @JailanSimon
    @JailanSimon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Make this an hour long 😂

  • @missjopin
    @missjopin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Steve is soooo right about the jumping the gun thing. There is a time for everything. Babys don't need to go to disneyland or to the movies.

    • @n4musica
      @n4musica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan Nguyen True. You should totally do things and share experiences with your babies. It’s saved in their “micro memory” for lack of a better word.
      But I think you could accomplish the same effect as Disneyland by going to a kiddie amusement park, or a children’s museum for half the cost and stress.
      PLUS! If I’m at Disneyland and I can’t go on Space Mountain or Rockin Roller Coaster because I have a one year old, I’m NOT GOING 😂 Unless I’m with friends who can watch him while I go on rides

  • @hoorayforliving
    @hoorayforliving 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I think taking your 1 year old to Disneyland is stupid....like Steve said, they're not gonna remember it. Like no offense, but I guess Bart and Geo can do that stuff cause they're rich. I guess if you have the money you can do whatever you want 🤔 I'm 23 and still haven't been to Disneyland lol

    • @leslielopez4966
      @leslielopez4966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hoorayforliving y
      I’m taking my baby to Disney World next year, he’ll be 2, it’s mostly for me though 😂 but I save money, cause kids are free at Disney till the age of 3

    • @hoorayforliving
      @hoorayforliving 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Leslie Lopez oh shit I didn’t know that. Well then forget everything I said 😭😹

    • @leslielopez4966
      @leslielopez4966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hoorayforliving
      Lol, that’s why a lot of people go with their 1-2 year olds 😂😂😂

    • @keila9383
      @keila9383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t see the problem taking a baby since they’re free 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @hoorayforliving
      @hoorayforliving 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keila I didn't know they were free! I should delete this comment LOL

  • @Darth337
    @Darth337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I wanna see tiff`s childhood photo looking like praying mantis

    • @jhaymonroe4706
      @jhaymonroe4706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darth337 look for the “How we met: Tiff del real” video is full of childhood photos

    • @x3Stoopid
      @x3Stoopid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just imagine Isaac with long hair.

    • @MikesLifee
      @MikesLifee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHA! Love this 😂

  • @Hooooojioo
    @Hooooojioo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Is the Go Fund Me for Steve's hair transplant real?

    • @Bucksh0ts
      @Bucksh0ts 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pube transplant

    • @Kamil_SONE
      @Kamil_SONE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do hair transplants actually work?

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My man needs a little help. 👀

  • @Tara97123
    @Tara97123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    love the Disneyland debate lol geo and bart used to be on joe and Steve’s side giving tiff slack, know they’re on the side saying u don’t know shit til u have a child

  • @andromydous
    @andromydous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Facts about having kids: 1) Being prepared for having kids is a myth. Especially your first kid. 2) Comparing parenting to a roller coaster is a major understatement. The emotions that you go through in the course of your child growing up can only be understood by another parent. 3) A daughter, from an early age, will have her father wrapped around her finger before he even knows what's going on. 4) Kids grow up so fast. Sometimes it seems too fast. If you're not careful, you'll blink and then they'll be out of the house creating a life of their own. 5) Even though being married for as long as I have, raising kids is probably the most satisfying thing my wife and I have done in our lives. Your kids are simultaneously an extension of you and, yet, still individuals. All your knowledge, hopes and dreams, and failures and success will be part of their lives and you hope that they will have it better and can do it better. You hope that they can build upon your successes and that they will succeed where you have failed. Lastly (cause this is already to damn long), 6) IMHO, if you don't at least occasionally wonder if you're a good parent, if you don't sometimes wonder if you've made the right choices in raising your kids, then you're not doing it right. I believe that being good parents involve the questions of "Am I being too strict?" "Am I being too lax?", "Should have I done it this way?", "Could I have handled this situation better?", "Should I push them more in this area?", "Am I pushing them too much?", and a slew of other questions that you'll undoubtedly ask yourself along the way.

  • @nainenalina511
    @nainenalina511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I went to Disneyland as a baby like 1 yrs old I'm 16 about to turn 17 and haven't been able to afford going back. It's like living a false dream.

  • @MariSaysHey
    @MariSaysHey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I totally know what you mean about waiting to go to Disneyland. My parents were only able to take my sister and I to Disneyland once as kids and it was the best day ever. We haven't been able to go as a family again but maybe one day. 👌🏼

  • @jteepay
    @jteepay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I would like to see Issac's biological father, lol. I'm curious to see what he looks like cause Issac looks so much like Tiffany.

    • @jeremic63
      @jeremic63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jteepay what happen did the guy leave her with the baby or does she not talk about it

    • @l_days127
      @l_days127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      J .F issacs biological father left her cuz he didn’t want to be a father

  • @pr51
    @pr51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Steve trying to rile Geo up in the beginning with the ‘he did it ‘ and Bart immediately gestures ‘cut it out, cut it out’ ..haha..
    ofcourse you don’t wanna start another Steve-geo fight again.

    • @hottygirl1468
      @hottygirl1468 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prantik M when did they fight before?

    • @lilbroomstick420
      @lilbroomstick420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hottygirl1468 when he called her mom trash.

  • @PlumOverIt
    @PlumOverIt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    00:20 lol instantly forgot about her mom.

    • @judekiv
      @judekiv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Legendxinxhd 06 sooo true!!!

    • @PlumOverIt
      @PlumOverIt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A1Jude I just watched the video where she was trying to tell David that kids don’t get attached at a young age. She is trying to justify not taking care of her own child lol

    • @judekiv
      @judekiv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Legendxinxhd 06 exactly bro it’s hilarious plus kids do get attached at a young age in my experience they always have I’m not a father but I used to baby sit a lot

    • @PlumOverIt
      @PlumOverIt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A1Jude yeah. My nephews were basically in the same situation there kid was in, and they are way more attached to my parents. Not saying she is a bad parent, but to deny facts and to justify your actions just looks bad imo.

    • @PlumOverIt
      @PlumOverIt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khannoshin97 forgot lol

  • @robertosabado4955
    @robertosabado4955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steve has a point with what he said about the child being too young to remember. The thing is for me at this point it is not only about the child but the family as a whole. It is not just the child that gets something out of it but also the parents. It is one of the things that they really get to experience being a family and also for them to have fun. Sure the child might not remember it, BUT the parents do. It is very endearing when parents tells good stories from when you were just a child, while for someone; it makes you feel good to know that your parents already at that time were there for you even though you can't remember. So remember it's not only about the child but the parents as well, it's the "family" picture.

    • @Devy717
      @Devy717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roberto Sabado As a parent yea but as a kid growing up and you were told, we have already been there...it's a let down.

  • @realvictoria5970
    @realvictoria5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When I was 6 month old I was a dodger game with my padres and a fly ball came rushing forward hit me right in my gut, I stopped breathing and I was air lifted to San Diego because this is 30 years ago that’s the time when in SD had the best child care intensive unit. And then I lived and went home and the team all signed a ball for me, but my dads homeboy all tweeked out stole it and pawned it for $20 that was in 1994. Lol

    • @realvictoria5970
      @realvictoria5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrDabs 420 I know my mom was soooooo mad 😡 for my dad buy purposely in the foul ball section Incase we catch a ball he said. Welll... I’m not perfect but they needed to look alive in the one who caught it.

    • @essiyah2705
      @essiyah2705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn that was wild from beginning to end

  • @imasha963
    @imasha963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I Think Making memories at disneyland for example is not only for the Children. Bart and Geo had a Great Time and will always remember being it. They can tell the story to Taika and eventough don't remember his first Time they will.

  • @tribalblaze65
    @tribalblaze65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    IS IT BAD I ONLY WATCH STEVE JK NEWS VIDEO’s? I THINK NOT

    • @xd-lt2ul
      @xd-lt2ul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He clearly is the best guest

    • @Chrystal_A
      @Chrystal_A 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tribalblaze65 watch the ones with Theo too!

    • @extermin8ter101
      @extermin8ter101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, you're missing out on theo von, honestly theo seems more natural than steve.

  • @monk3742
    @monk3742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    How to raise your kids: don't let them play in the back garden to be picked up by another woman and raised by her!

    • @shumymai
      @shumymai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to you, fam?

  • @ravenanderson1695
    @ravenanderson1695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Steve. Can we get him on every episode 😩

  • @adriansaysdie
    @adriansaysdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Im with Steve on this babys argument

  • @Scorpy1106
    @Scorpy1106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didn't want the video to end. So cute and entertaining. Great conversation topic.

  • @varsuna
    @varsuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steeve was describing the Iron Giant at 16:41 🤣🤣

  • @bunnyboo78730
    @bunnyboo78730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In high school, I was in marching band and we got to go to Disney world. My parent’s paid for it and I was super grateful. I never thought I’d ever see Cinderella’s castle. I’m glad I got to expirience it with my friend’s and it was during my birthday so I’ll always remember that.

  • @Blsnowball
    @Blsnowball 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe's shirt is the best thing I have ever seen "Asian Squat Social Club"

  • @SS-yg6jw
    @SS-yg6jw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bart and Geo are extremely rich. Doesn't matter if they waste money.

  • @MikesLifee
    @MikesLifee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Watching Steve pick on tiffany is way too satisfying

  • @cadensmith1359
    @cadensmith1359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    That thumbnail is calling geo and Bart out

  • @cacarotcake4125
    @cacarotcake4125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Beat them equally” lmao

  • @kenankaravoussanos7253
    @kenankaravoussanos7253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:44 Steve describing the plot to The Iron Giant😂😂😂

    • @pomerianan
      @pomerianan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaas I was looking fro someone to comment this but it seems like you and I understood the reference.

  • @michelleacuna6460
    @michelleacuna6460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tiff, I can relate with you. My son doesn't remember me in a lot of things or doing a lot of things with him except for discipline. He'll remember. You're doing great.

  • @ceciliabluebonnet1311
    @ceciliabluebonnet1311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually, Steve and Niki are my favorite "guests" of all time. (I consider David and Gina as part of the crew)

  • @XxTheSakuraxX
    @XxTheSakuraxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bart and geo saying they dont have time for a second kid is an excuse. If they really wanted another they would make the time like they did woth Taika. Its okay to want just one kid.

  • @jalinwilson7666
    @jalinwilson7666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro Steve froze and his life flashed before his eyes 1:23 he almost ended his marriage in that one split second 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JenJenlovesu2
    @JenJenlovesu2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just refreshed the page omg so lucky also Taika in the thumbnail 😂

  • @mrtopcat219
    @mrtopcat219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Buying a present for a 1 year old on their birthday isn't about if they remember it but I could help them subconsciously in the future and also depending on the present it could be educational or help with their motor skills a good present would be some language tapes they could soak up a second language so easily without even knowing it

  • @yadiragomez7393
    @yadiragomez7393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahahahaha the subtle way Steve says "Hell yea pimp" had me dying!21:18

  • @sitarsenshi8512
    @sitarsenshi8512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My sister worked at a fancy preschool/after school program and they had those kids TRAINED. Like she would moan about getting a kid in her class who hadn't gone through their system earlier because they just didn't have manners, didn't know how to share, use their words, etc. It's really different having a stranger demanded these things of you than your parents

  • @selena3180
    @selena3180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The show is called super nanny well they’re the nice ones and I love you guys so much 💜

  • @bren3182
    @bren3182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    JK stay making Mondays better 😌

  • @janicebowen6541
    @janicebowen6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the BEST Off The Records yet! Gotta love ya all.

  • @blazekiller93
    @blazekiller93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love steve man, especially the whole "thats what i wanted breakdown!" LOL

  • @rodom303
    @rodom303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jesus does Geo not know what peaches and pears are?

    • @cjiscool8668
      @cjiscool8668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya iv never seen someone misspeak before. This is wild

  • @cissyfrancois7837
    @cissyfrancois7837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this friggin channel

    • @caesar8683
      @caesar8683 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cissy Francois frig off you friggin frigger.

  • @superman15946
    @superman15946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really love seeing Steve in videos
    he truly is a JK member

  • @onlyallyy
    @onlyallyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I get why you would wanna do fun stuff with your kids even when they are pretty young I mean they won’t remember it but it’s still cool to see your baby enjoy things and also it’s great memories for the parents and also good pictures for the kid to look back at. Regardless I would not go too crazy, if you have the money obviously you can do some more expensive stuff like disneyland but kids memories starts at 4 I think so I would probably do the most fun things around that age. Literally all I remember from my childhood from when I was younger than 4-5 was when I almost killed my whole family because we were driving near these cliffs and I wanted to change the song and that way my dad lost control over the car and our car nearly fell down a cliff lol

    • @sylvl5759
      @sylvl5759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to disneyland and got to "explore" san francisco when i was 2 or something. By explore i mean getting pushed in a stroller cause i was always in a stroller in all my pictures.
      I think disneyland an the "happiness" i got from it could be replicated by bringing me to a park with some sand and seeing other people/kids playing. Lmao. Either way i wont remember shit but the happiness level is the same. I probably didnt value disneyland anymore than a playground at that age 😂😂

  • @0126tanya
    @0126tanya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:20 😂 right when tiff said you’ll get over it I refreshed TH-cam and jknews posted a video called “get over it”
    Literally perfect timing.

  • @DianaEVL
    @DianaEVL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When people say you forget the pain of childbirth, all I think is, LIES, LIES. It's been 4 years and I still remember 😐
    I still want to have another kid though.

    • @ameliarose47
      @ameliarose47 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn’t take enough drugs.

    • @Devy717
      @Devy717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck yea I remember the pain at 19. I'm almost to 30 wondering if I wanna go through that again . edit (not really I'm only 26 but years catch up)

  • @IAmRedherrings
    @IAmRedherrings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "almost like a... *New mom* in a way" LMAO Steve is fucking hilarious

  • @akarichan7
    @akarichan7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a great episode

  • @JV-bc8um
    @JV-bc8um 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm with Steve. We didn't take my niece to entertainment places till she was 2. Even at 2 it was always places she can touch things and entertain herself. Now that she's 4 almost 5, we gets to enjoy mazes and Rollercoaster rides.

  • @user-ou6qj8vx1o
    @user-ou6qj8vx1o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve killed it on this video, so many good moments that made me crack up lmaoo

  • @rosterthao
    @rosterthao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Waiting for a theme song for off the record off too

  • @mutombosays780
    @mutombosays780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    James Rodolfo, Where u at?

  • @TwistrTot33
    @TwistrTot33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:45 “sibiling” 😂

  • @angelaw2372
    @angelaw2372 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVED this conversation. Adults, talking about adult things! Thank you!

  • @ctcentralinfo
    @ctcentralinfo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1. Don't let your kids chew on an amber teething necklace.

    • @samphu98
      @samphu98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha nice one

    • @pomerianan
      @pomerianan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      2. Make sure to put a gate at the bottom of stairs to prevent your child from climbing them with a broomstick in his hand while you try to get everything in frame.

    • @JP-of8ki
      @JP-of8ki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3. Shut the fuck up bc it isn’t your kid !

    • @ctcentralinfo
      @ctcentralinfo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JP the internet thug that types shut the fuck up to anonymous people over the internet to shut up based on a typed statement meant to keep a kid from choking to death. No one is actually talking moron. Grow up and get your own life kid.

  • @edgardob.236
    @edgardob.236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Tiffany's trigger status is really high in this one!🌡

  • @BleachRush
    @BleachRush 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think JKnews can be the same without Steve anymore... he's totally part of it and fits perfectly for this kind of shows/videos.

  • @Joe.D.Sheppard
    @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    For me, the negatives outweigh the positives when it comes to having a child.

    • @Joe.D.Sheppard
      @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lojabb4445 To say I don't *deserve* them is unwarranted. You don't know who I am and/or what I have done in my life.
      With that being said, so do I. I don't ever want kids.

    • @moonlightrouge3956
      @moonlightrouge3956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kiluei but in order to weigh the positives and negatives he has to have one and if he has one that's a wrap he can't back out

    • @moonlightrouge3956
      @moonlightrouge3956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lojabb4445 That's pretty prejudice dawg

    • @moonlightrouge3956
      @moonlightrouge3956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lojabb4445 let him live his life not everyone wants kids

    • @Joe.D.Sheppard
      @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kiluei I have to disagree because there are no surprises about having a child that I'm not already aware of.
      Besides, it's better to not have a kid because I don't want one, than to have one and not want one.

  • @yeeeeeeerp
    @yeeeeeeerp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:42 Steve just described The Iron Giant movie, and I don't think he realizes it

    • @cbzeej
      @cbzeej 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, he totally realized it lol. It was everyone else in the room that didnt lol

  • @titeas9
    @titeas9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember my mother used to beat me with the power plug of a blow dryer 😅

  • @romansheoships2716
    @romansheoships2716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanos is gonna finger snap Steve's child out of existence. "Dad I don't feel so good"

  • @TwistrTot33
    @TwistrTot33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:23 Cmon Bart you probably have more “real” friends than most people have companions tbh

  • @truthfinderjohn
    @truthfinderjohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Also Tiffany's British accent is on point

  • @IcklemePickleme122
    @IcklemePickleme122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You’re wrong Joe! I was adopted and she was abusive to two of the four kids she adopted! Three girls and one boy! My older sister and I got beaten a lot!😔

  • @Alxxisk
    @Alxxisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love them talking about their future kids its like the lovey dovey side of themmm

  • @thehashtager4750
    @thehashtager4750 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video to start off the week! Love you guys!

  • @leighsshtposting6806
    @leighsshtposting6806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if they’ve watched the iron giant, that’s literally the plot 😂

  • @judykim4327
    @judykim4327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Waiting for stephanie's off the record!!!

  • @ski_kong
    @ski_kong 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Steve started talking about robot nannies going into friend mode I straight up was reminded of the k-drama “I’m Not A Robot”

  • @TheOatTea
    @TheOatTea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Enjoyed this episode quite much. With all the diff perspectives and reasoning. 👌👌❤

  • @ninety_three_93
    @ninety_three_93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I turned off blockker for JK videos. thank you!

  • @sick370z
    @sick370z 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything in this video was hilarious but when Geo called the peach a “pear” that was just funny as fuck for no reason

  • @CarmenxSullivan
    @CarmenxSullivan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve's robot story is literally the plot of Iron Giant 😂

  • @chelsealeigh9879
    @chelsealeigh9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom took me to disney world when I was a small child and unable to remember it. We went multiple times but I have no memory of it. It was a waste of money. I wish she would have waited. Took me to disneyland for my 18th birthday and it was the best day of my life. I'm actually old enough to remember this shit

  • @ieshatajang3946
    @ieshatajang3946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Geo did the work? Pretty sure her mum did

    • @TheMoneyman209
      @TheMoneyman209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iesha Tajang thank you!!! I said the same thing she hardly does any of the real work

    • @jessesomniverse2494
      @jessesomniverse2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @Evilmoon85
      @Evilmoon85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They just use their kid for brand deals so does tiff

  • @bigasianchris2639
    @bigasianchris2639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:28 lmao that's a mood right there 😂

  • @bushybushra7357
    @bushybushra7357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s so funny as someone from London seeing people’s British accents. We don’t sound so posh guys 😂😂😂

  • @tokenbud2848
    @tokenbud2848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i DEMAND! Bart to watch 'Iron Giant'! guarantee he will change his mind lol

  • @JustazagZ
    @JustazagZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice Iron Giant Reference

  • @sukumarchanti2965
    @sukumarchanti2965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome episode.......sharing your memories.......so realistic.......

  • @AlexiaAltamiranoR
    @AlexiaAltamiranoR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    loved this episode, steve always makes me laugh

  • @CelsoF17
    @CelsoF17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:17 lmao Bart is the goat

  • @monochromeglass
    @monochromeglass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "robot nanny" Kara from Detroit Become Human says hi

  • @shouko4218
    @shouko4218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Apparently I was in Disneyland in Paris when I was 2, can't remember shit.

  • @smiskismiski
    @smiskismiski 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s Super Nanny!! 🤣🤣 Nanny 911!!