Off The Record: The Internet is a Crazy Place!

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  • @flamerz8088
    @flamerz8088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    THE INTRO KILLEDDD MEEE it’s so Rare to see tiff Yell ACCCTTTIIOOOONN!!!

    • @DOFT.mp4
      @DOFT.mp4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They've been doing that tho

    • @StarryMaple
      @StarryMaple 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      its from like last weeks off the record

    • @956Bean
      @956Bean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What video was it I saw it but forgot

    • @956Bean
      @956Bean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was trying to shut them up lmao 🤣

  • @vickychu199
    @vickychu199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I love Boze! Literally one of my favourite guest!!

    • @sriracha_penguin_5889
      @sriracha_penguin_5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vicky chu same, until she brought up the pain Olympics because some shit head on my bus showed me and I wanna commit death now

  • @warroir422
    @warroir422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Is ACTION the official intro!?!?!?

    • @DouchiVue
      @DouchiVue 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      warroir422 it should be!

    • @misteryace21
      @misteryace21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah they should do it every now & then or else it won't be as funny

  • @colinares2
    @colinares2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    HAHAHAHA PLEASE MAKE ACTION THE REAL INTRO

  • @serendipity9484
    @serendipity9484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I'm laughing so hard at the beginning.
    Tiff : ACTION!

  • @sundaze631
    @sundaze631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    This video is automatically DEMONETIZED 😂

    • @mikeyjaynes92
      @mikeyjaynes92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Plot twist.
      . Still has three ads on it.

    • @squidboyo9183
      @squidboyo9183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 ads for me

    • @sundaze631
      @sundaze631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just being sarcastic not literal lol

    • @bezkubsa4413
      @bezkubsa4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmdao the video has no ads anymore

  • @mc15cp
    @mc15cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mad props to the editor for that dynamic zoom on David So funny 8:25.

    • @faaaa__
      @faaaa__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:27

  • @griselalmanza738
    @griselalmanza738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Boze: Omg my mom watches these! Mom it wasn't me!

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grisel Almanza
      Now her mom finally knows the truth 😂

    • @griselalmanza738
      @griselalmanza738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JordanReedYT true 😂 after so many years

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skor Skoert
      Jess’s dad has heard the most, but non of the other parents care.

  • @edgystyle7351
    @edgystyle7351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Oh Bart talking about Geo. Also, his reaction when David thought the video is over. Priceless! 😀😅😂🤣

  • @sundaze631
    @sundaze631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    4:22 "LIKE A MATCH" 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @Nhleko9303
      @Nhleko9303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it’s kinda true tho haha. Funny that Joe knows it lol

  • @forthewin3910
    @forthewin3910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Your blood is never blue or green. What the heck.

    • @Qute12u
      @Qute12u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For the Win i was waiting for this comment haha

    • @cara_bearxoxo7365
      @cara_bearxoxo7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only when it's inside your body

    • @tubaboy777
      @tubaboy777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      cara_bear xoxo no. It’s still red inside your body. Look it up

    • @Tailong
      @Tailong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cara_bearxoxo7365 no blood is a always red, depends on the amount of oxygen if it's dark red or not, but it's always red.

    • @cara_bearxoxo7365
      @cara_bearxoxo7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tubaboy777 I got the information that blood was blue inside your body from my biology class last semester. idk what to believe now lmao

  • @KaminariMaiNeko23
    @KaminariMaiNeko23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I see Boze's dramatic face zoomed in the thumbnail, I click.

  • @vladimirmendoza2645
    @vladimirmendoza2645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Hello Jessica, I heard you monitor Jknews comments so I just wanted to say have a great day and I love you so much, you’re one of my favorite cast members in my top 3 for sure

  • @cloudthao1972
    @cloudthao1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    16:20 David forgot its OTR 😂😂😂

  • @nibelheimnixxus
    @nibelheimnixxus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    They should try maybe once a month to do somekind of Off The Record, an hour long podcast that could be great !

    • @brandond.7228
      @brandond.7228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nixxus they already have their own individual podcasts. So I doubt that but I’d like to hope.

  • @lookhowshegobbledthat
    @lookhowshegobbledthat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Bart: "Bussy!"
    The gay community: "... pause"

    • @BudderWizza123
      @BudderWizza123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      issamemariheaux “Bart... class is in session.”

    • @natasha9474
      @natasha9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmaoo i was like added to the sus shit bart has done😂

  • @yup5053
    @yup5053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:53 the way bart looks at geo 🥺 i need love like that in my life

  • @danielbravo4423
    @danielbravo4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Geos more scared of a baby getting smacked with cheese than gore lol

  • @anojansmart
    @anojansmart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The internet was such a different place back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its still there they just built over top of it all.

    • @achalmehra3734
      @achalmehra3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't miss it

  • @willcee4966
    @willcee4966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love that Boze’s name is actually Boze. 💜

    • @preettyE
      @preettyE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's not?

    • @willcee4966
      @willcee4966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      enima well it’s Bozeman

    • @kawaiicaity1413
      @kawaiicaity1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will Cee no it’s Erika

  • @EmiLovesHamiAnBambii
    @EmiLovesHamiAnBambii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I said, 'you wanna cyber?'"😂😂😂😂💀 Joe 😂😂

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the same as Joe messing with older women.

  • @almondfloat
    @almondfloat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Boze! I'm so glad so been on a bunch of episodes lately. Her laughter is wild :)

  • @kotaguy7
    @kotaguy7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These guys are always so comedic and entertaining

  • @Goldenpeaktr
    @Goldenpeaktr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Dammit why did you guys remind me of the BME pain olympics. I tried to scrub it from my memory

    • @junobi89
      @junobi89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fit-T dude... fuckin same 😖.... that fuckin creature man

    • @KyddAzor
      @KyddAzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nuts instantly hurt. Fuck dude.

    • @xtaylorxboyx
      @xtaylorxboyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toyota Prius what is the first thing you saw? Hahaha

    • @whoisthis7826
      @whoisthis7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xtaylorxboyx I saw a guy chop his dick WITH A AXE I WILL REGRET IT FOREVER

    • @theshevanel
      @theshevanel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those vids are fake. Don’t worry.

  • @dominique.gonzalez622
    @dominique.gonzalez622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:14 The mental pictures thing is so accurate "for later"💀

  • @SkeleJack
    @SkeleJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:46 joe spinning the hat and saying "yeah it was pretty crazy" as if he were there 😂

    • @BudderWizza123
      @BudderWizza123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Carmona Suuuuper monotoned and blank expression too! “-_- Yeah. Shit was pretty wild.”

    • @SkeleJack
      @SkeleJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WickedWitcher01 Joe always looks like this -_- lol jk

  • @melody468
    @melody468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shiiit David at 8:26 is just the pikachu meme

  • @Bull66th
    @Bull66th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    5:46 Searching for "BME Pain Olympic" Goodluck dear self lol

    • @ColorMyLife98
      @ColorMyLife98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bull66 good luck Charlie

    • @joenelvlogs2988
      @joenelvlogs2988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ..... wellness check...you good??

    • @narb4468
      @narb4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I looked on liveleak, couldn't find it and then got sucked into liveleak vids, then remembered I was watching this

    • @Goldenpeaktr
      @Goldenpeaktr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god please don’t. I watched it in middle school. Ended up watching 2 girls 1 cup, bme pain olympics, and another I won’t name all around the same time.

    • @ilfado
      @ilfado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ima look it up too!

  • @gabriellamartinez7571
    @gabriellamartinez7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The editing gets better and better! THANK YOU EDITING CREW!!!👏🏼🔥👌🏼

  • @sugacubes375
    @sugacubes375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    So who is gonna tell em what bussy actually means?

    • @aymeric111295
      @aymeric111295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Leave them in bliss

    • @GSKyoukoplayer566
      @GSKyoukoplayer566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was surprised nobody else has said anything yet lol

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Suga Cubes
      I totally forgot what it actually meant. I REMEMBER NOW.

    • @nocifone
      @nocifone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmfaooo

    • @yamisice
      @yamisice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I remember the first time David said it unironocally I screamed

  • @yamisice
    @yamisice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You guys should look up what bussy means on Urban Dictionary

  • @jdlover96able
    @jdlover96able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe all nonchalantly saying “yeah it was pretty crazy” while spinning his hat 😂

  • @thechazz775
    @thechazz775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I finally googled Pain Olympics after all of these years.
    Honestly, gotta give those people credit for having the balls to do that. Literally.

  • @maryuriavil8862
    @maryuriavil8862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol David not knowing it’s off the record and waiting for some news is me when they first started doing this 😂😂😂😂

  • @abbyalchemist4625
    @abbyalchemist4625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    David’s face at 8:25 made my week. Thank you Jk 🙏🏼

  • @DaphCookie
    @DaphCookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This gives me so many intense throwbacks XD

  • @sampeters3126
    @sampeters3126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The golden age of the internet!!!! I miss it so much!!!!

  • @animelover287
    @animelover287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The roast beef is inside" lmao

  • @ChenKaifeng
    @ChenKaifeng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bart: "When I'm regular, and I like kiss (Gio's) mom or something, and I, you know, like.. grope her and squeeze her lil butt cheeks.." @ 00:28
    Gio: :: shrugs and nods in agreement::
    Me: dead

  • @drizzy_2898
    @drizzy_2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love seeing Tiff say ACTION!!!😂😊

  • @Kosmosx.
    @Kosmosx. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boze at 4:28 😂😂. Also David’s face at 8:28. 😂

  • @griselalmanza738
    @griselalmanza738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This episode is getting better and better 😂

  • @triniwarrior16
    @triniwarrior16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    YALL KILLING ME!
    "Like a MATCH"!!!!!

  • @melindachang86
    @melindachang86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yassss Bose again! It is always so funny to listen to her stories!

  • @deandreelliottii
    @deandreelliottii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:23 David's face is mine when Boze said that

  • @DeeManGamez
    @DeeManGamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lollll lowkey sounds like they were roasting the “outie/roast beef” p*ssy but tbh man those look the best shoutout to all my outie homegirls 🤣

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ACTIOOOOON!"
    Best. Intro. EVER.

  • @sidneyelaine6899
    @sidneyelaine6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those ombré ones 😂😂

  • @TheChillzoneX
    @TheChillzoneX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hentai, The stories are great - Joe T shirt

  • @peonichacha
    @peonichacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:26 the slow ken burn 😂😂

  • @lameroad1569
    @lameroad1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ACTIOOOON!!

  • @sandovaldanny7
    @sandovaldanny7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The show that traumatized me was MTV scarred. Saw it when I was a kid

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000 ways to die, I still think about some of those. Some guy playing baseball and some pain from fat, thinking no pain no gain. The fat tears and he bleeds out from the inside. I'm like what is that!?

  • @misteryace21
    @misteryace21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk y but whilst bart was eating whilst talking, it felt even more real, like I was legit with them in that room

  • @lizbethmagana8251
    @lizbethmagana8251 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:43 i love David and Geo

  • @DrVinMistry
    @DrVinMistry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A great video to watch on the train in the morning 😂😂😂😂

  • @afa13829
    @afa13829 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched all of this stuff and I still do.

  • @OwlBoy96
    @OwlBoy96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's official. I would love to see you guys make Off The Record an official podcast. I would gladly trade five vids a day to two or three videos a day instead if it meant we got a podcast in place for those extra videos. This may be an unpopular opinion but I've noticed that I have a yearning to hear more about you guys and your awesome lives even though I've seen you all grow since the Unco's! Everyone is ever changing and it's great to catch the slight nuances and personalities that we get to see when you guys are just having a chat!

  • @jamesleiber
    @jamesleiber 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was not expecting that at the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunset2211
    @sunset2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    loveeedd this!! MORE BOZE AND DAVID

  • @xXSinForLifeXx
    @xXSinForLifeXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:50 bro i remember waiting a decent 20 seconds for a nude picture to load.
    Screw buffering a video . We had to buffer a damn photo 😂😂.

  • @tomlaguna9866
    @tomlaguna9866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YASS TIFF ACTION INTRO! 👏👏👏

  • @nidhikatkar16-aa6
    @nidhikatkar16-aa6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love David's reaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TokenTheGreat13
    @TokenTheGreat13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    By fay the best video ive seen yet

  • @jaredburns2721
    @jaredburns2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The blood oxygen thing is not real

    • @flipwarrior
      @flipwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared Burns Yup. There still so many people that believe this. It is like the metabolism myth, where you are skinny because you have a fast metabolism, and you’re fat because you have a slow metabolism, when, in fact, it is the opposite. The bigger you are the faster your metabolism is. It has to be, in order to energize a bigger body. It is like a car; the heavier it is, the more fuel it will burn.

    • @theshevanel
      @theshevanel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bart said he heard it from his diving instructor. In the context of diving and being cut under water, it’s true that, after a certain depth, your blood will *appear* blue/green because those are the wavelengths of light that are still able to reach your eyes. Red doesn’t travel nearly as far under water as blue and green, so your blood doesn’t *appear* red at depth.
      You are right though that, in actuality, your blood is always red, whether oxygenated or not because hemoglobin is what causes the red color, not O2. Non oxygenated blood is just a darker red whereas blood that is oxygenated is a much brighter red.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Light penetrating the skin gives the same effect.

  • @superwhy3329
    @superwhy3329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMFG JKNEWS IS SUCH A BETTER PLACE FOR BOZE like shes in her element here

  • @xABou0dx
    @xABou0dx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one deserved a thumbs up

  • @smashinato2891
    @smashinato2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When David didn’t know this was off the record I died

  • @Anonymous-ny7up
    @Anonymous-ny7up 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dude we used to put those on school computers( before adults realized the internet is a wild place) and lock the key pad. teachers would be struggling lmao

  • @TCMGrizzly
    @TCMGrizzly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all are going to JAIL!!

  • @markyceballosceballos931
    @markyceballosceballos931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We love BIG BOSS BOZE

  • @a19_stark43
    @a19_stark43 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In love with the Intro 😂😂💕

  • @chonkybaboon6472
    @chonkybaboon6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason why your blood is blue/green underwater is because after a certain depth light cannot reflect red therefore making it look like your blood is blue/green. Your blood is always red but range of color may vary depending on how much oxygen is in your blood.

  • @marioe.4400
    @marioe.4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "G-Mail?! So now you think you're a little 'G', huh!?"
    "What's this?! 'G-Unit'??! And it only costs 50 cents to get it?!!!
    "The only G you're getting is a G-O, as in 'Go', 'cause...you Gonna Get Grinding...that...floor... 'till it shines...GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

  • @eowritesnow8922
    @eowritesnow8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boze's face at 4:18 is priceless!

  • @jovannigarcia528
    @jovannigarcia528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG... watching this brought back old memories 😂😭

  • @pimpinassassin
    @pimpinassassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:23 David was so surprised

  • @underconstruction8404
    @underconstruction8404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When David asked what the pain olympics were I just... 😇🤓🥳🤯🤩 Oh boy his mind is gonna be blown. 🤣

  • @jeffguo8474
    @jeffguo8474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I got so curious about the BME Olympic. Now I can't unsee it. So, I guess I'm done with the internet for today.

    • @theshevanel
      @theshevanel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Guo it was confirmed fake looooong ago. The blood loss if someone actually did that would kill them if they didn’t receive immediate medical attention.

    • @akosua8779
      @akosua8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theshevanel when was it confirmed. .foh itnwas real it was a video of different freaks fucking up their genitals ugggh

  • @deathmetalinyourface
    @deathmetalinyourface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks to Bart for letting us know Geo has an innie.😂 That'll help with my fantasies later on.👌

  • @jasminhernandez3087
    @jasminhernandez3087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Devine White you are AWESOME 👏🏼! Keep up the tiff edits lmao 😂!

  • @T.N.M.
    @T.N.M. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how joe started standing

  • @Pink15181
    @Pink15181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE INTRO BAHAHAHAHA

  • @sundaze631
    @sundaze631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:41 Yo SPARTACUS is the truth!!! It's soooo good! 🔥

  • @xSmileyyx94
    @xSmileyyx94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:51 the way Bart looks at Geo :)

  • @fiv5by5ive
    @fiv5by5ive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love Tiffs hair

  • @fareswheel11
    @fareswheel11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made my knees completely lifeless. Especially tiff explaining the video

  • @mamuna1995
    @mamuna1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 9:50 the story that David was talking about - for a second I thought he was talking about Frozen Flower the korean movie lmao

  • @BbyDAp
    @BbyDAp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This episode was awesome! They should talk more about their younger online history

  • @thetravelingnewyorker3479
    @thetravelingnewyorker3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember watching that video in middle school. I couldn’t even finish watching it

  • @rofaca
    @rofaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    KEEP THE INTROOO!!!! PLSSSSS IM BEGGING lol

  • @PmfSwavier
    @PmfSwavier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was very interesting...Learned some stuff i shouldnt have learned for example “Bme Pain Olympics”😂😂

  • @CartiersRavioli
    @CartiersRavioli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BOZE IN THE THUMBNAIL? CLICK!

  • @shayla4084
    @shayla4084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YAY I GOT HOME AND ON TH-cam JUST IN TIME

  • @esthefaniag.3166
    @esthefaniag.3166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would've been hilarious if Bart said "we don't Yahoo around here! We Yeehaw!" 🤣😂

  • @SarahSmith-hh7he
    @SarahSmith-hh7he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:45 I didnt know people had innies for vag's like mine is out wth, the more you know I guess

  • @shutterbugk8
    @shutterbugk8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woah! Geo is really vibing the beetlejuice girl, Lydia Deetz in this episode!

  • @MasterBada97
    @MasterBada97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    had to replay that intro again HAHAHAHA

  • @Mistyfgdf
    @Mistyfgdf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pain olympics 😭 remember seeing that in middle school...
    It was wild

  • @vodkanockers5098
    @vodkanockers5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm glad Tiff didn't get cut off at the beginning of thr video. 👌

  • @a-wanderingcloud0-014
    @a-wanderingcloud0-014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:18 ME TOOOO!!