Hello Jessica, I heard you monitor Jknews comments so I just wanted to say have a great day and I love you so much, you’re one of my favorite cast members in my top 3 for sure
Oh god please don’t. I watched it in middle school. Ended up watching 2 girls 1 cup, bme pain olympics, and another I won’t name all around the same time.
Bart: "When I'm regular, and I like kiss (Gio's) mom or something, and I, you know, like.. grope her and squeeze her lil butt cheeks.." @ 00:28 Gio: :: shrugs and nods in agreement:: Me: dead
1000 ways to die, I still think about some of those. Some guy playing baseball and some pain from fat, thinking no pain no gain. The fat tears and he bleeds out from the inside. I'm like what is that!?
"G-Mail?! So now you think you're a little 'G', huh!?" "What's this?! 'G-Unit'??! And it only costs 50 cents to get it?!!! "The only G you're getting is a G-O, as in 'Go', 'cause...you Gonna Get Grinding...that...floor... 'till it shines...GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
It's official. I would love to see you guys make Off The Record an official podcast. I would gladly trade five vids a day to two or three videos a day instead if it meant we got a podcast in place for those extra videos. This may be an unpopular opinion but I've noticed that I have a yearning to hear more about you guys and your awesome lives even though I've seen you all grow since the Unco's! Everyone is ever changing and it's great to catch the slight nuances and personalities that we get to see when you guys are just having a chat!
Jared Burns Yup. There still so many people that believe this. It is like the metabolism myth, where you are skinny because you have a fast metabolism, and you’re fat because you have a slow metabolism, when, in fact, it is the opposite. The bigger you are the faster your metabolism is. It has to be, in order to energize a bigger body. It is like a car; the heavier it is, the more fuel it will burn.
Bart said he heard it from his diving instructor. In the context of diving and being cut under water, it’s true that, after a certain depth, your blood will *appear* blue/green because those are the wavelengths of light that are still able to reach your eyes. Red doesn’t travel nearly as far under water as blue and green, so your blood doesn’t *appear* red at depth. You are right though that, in actuality, your blood is always red, whether oxygenated or not because hemoglobin is what causes the red color, not O2. Non oxygenated blood is just a darker red whereas blood that is oxygenated is a much brighter red.
The reason why your blood is blue/green underwater is because after a certain depth light cannot reflect red therefore making it look like your blood is blue/green. Your blood is always red but range of color may vary depending on how much oxygen is in your blood.
dude we used to put those on school computers( before adults realized the internet is a wild place) and lock the key pad. teachers would be struggling lmao
Jeff Guo it was confirmed fake looooong ago. The blood loss if someone actually did that would kill them if they didn’t receive immediate medical attention.
The zoom ins to David and Boze are hilarious my roomies told me to STFU cuz I'm dying Edit: they make me laugh period and my sister came in and hit me with a shoe
THE INTRO KILLEDDD MEEE it’s so Rare to see tiff Yell ACCCTTTIIOOOONN!!!
They've been doing that tho
its from like last weeks off the record
What video was it I saw it but forgot
She was trying to shut them up lmao 🤣
Is ACTION the official intro!?!?!?
warroir422 it should be!
Nah they should do it every now & then or else it won't be as funny
I love Boze! Literally one of my favourite guest!!
vicky chu same, until she brought up the pain Olympics because some shit head on my bus showed me and I wanna commit death now
HAHAHAHA PLEASE MAKE ACTION THE REAL INTRO
Mad props to the editor for that dynamic zoom on David So funny 8:25.
4:27
I'm laughing so hard at the beginning.
Tiff : ACTION!
This video is automatically DEMONETIZED 😂
Plot twist.
. Still has three ads on it.
2 ads for me
I was just being sarcastic not literal lol
Lmdao the video has no ads anymore
Boze: Omg my mom watches these! Mom it wasn't me!
Grisel Almanza
Now her mom finally knows the truth 😂
@@JordanReedYT true 😂 after so many years
Skor Skoert
Jess’s dad has heard the most, but non of the other parents care.
Oh Bart talking about Geo. Also, his reaction when David thought the video is over. Priceless! 😀😅😂🤣
Your blood is never blue or green. What the heck.
For the Win i was waiting for this comment haha
only when it's inside your body
cara_bear xoxo no. It’s still red inside your body. Look it up
@@cara_bearxoxo7365 no blood is a always red, depends on the amount of oxygen if it's dark red or not, but it's always red.
@@tubaboy777 I got the information that blood was blue inside your body from my biology class last semester. idk what to believe now lmao
I see Boze's dramatic face zoomed in the thumbnail, I click.
They should try maybe once a month to do somekind of Off The Record, an hour long podcast that could be great !
Nixxus they already have their own individual podcasts. So I doubt that but I’d like to hope.
17:53 the way bart looks at geo 🥺 i need love like that in my life
Hello Jessica, I heard you monitor Jknews comments so I just wanted to say have a great day and I love you so much, you’re one of my favorite cast members in my top 3 for sure
Vladimir mendoza hi I like your last name
Likewise, Hector
The internet was such a different place back in the late 90s/early 2000s.
Its still there they just built over top of it all.
I don't miss it
Bart: "Bussy!"
The gay community: "... pause"
issamemariheaux “Bart... class is in session.”
Lmaoo i was like added to the sus shit bart has done😂
4:22 "LIKE A MATCH" 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
And it’s kinda true tho haha. Funny that Joe knows it lol
I love Boze! I'm so glad so been on a bunch of episodes lately. Her laughter is wild :)
Geos more scared of a baby getting smacked with cheese than gore lol
I love that Boze’s name is actually Boze. 💜
But it's not?
enima well it’s Bozeman
Will Cee no it’s Erika
These guys are always so comedic and entertaining
"I said, 'you wanna cyber?'"😂😂😂😂💀 Joe 😂😂
I was the same as Joe messing with older women.
Dammit why did you guys remind me of the BME pain olympics. I tried to scrub it from my memory
Fit-T dude... fuckin same 😖.... that fuckin creature man
Nuts instantly hurt. Fuck dude.
Toyota Prius what is the first thing you saw? Hahaha
xtaylorxboyx I saw a guy chop his dick WITH A AXE I WILL REGRET IT FOREVER
Those vids are fake. Don’t worry.
16:20 David forgot its OTR 😂😂😂
I finally googled Pain Olympics after all of these years.
Honestly, gotta give those people credit for having the balls to do that. Literally.
So who is gonna tell em what bussy actually means?
Leave them in bliss
I was surprised nobody else has said anything yet lol
Suga Cubes
I totally forgot what it actually meant. I REMEMBER NOW.
lmfaooo
I remember the first time David said it unironocally I screamed
The editing gets better and better! THANK YOU EDITING CREW!!!👏🏼🔥👌🏼
5:46 Searching for "BME Pain Olympic" Goodluck dear self lol
Bull66 good luck Charlie
..... wellness check...you good??
I looked on liveleak, couldn't find it and then got sucked into liveleak vids, then remembered I was watching this
Oh god please don’t. I watched it in middle school. Ended up watching 2 girls 1 cup, bme pain olympics, and another I won’t name all around the same time.
Ima look it up too!
18:14 The mental pictures thing is so accurate "for later"💀
6:46 joe spinning the hat and saying "yeah it was pretty crazy" as if he were there 😂
Jacob Carmona Suuuuper monotoned and blank expression too! “-_- Yeah. Shit was pretty wild.”
WickedWitcher01 Joe always looks like this -_- lol jk
You guys should look up what bussy means on Urban Dictionary
I’m too lazy
Joe all nonchalantly saying “yeah it was pretty crazy” while spinning his hat 😂
Bart: "When I'm regular, and I like kiss (Gio's) mom or something, and I, you know, like.. grope her and squeeze her lil butt cheeks.." @ 00:28
Gio: :: shrugs and nods in agreement::
Me: dead
Shiiit David at 8:26 is just the pikachu meme
This gives me so many intense throwbacks XD
David’s face at 8:25 made my week. Thank you Jk 🙏🏼
Idk y but whilst bart was eating whilst talking, it felt even more real, like I was legit with them in that room
The golden age of the internet!!!! I miss it so much!!!!
Lol David not knowing it’s off the record and waiting for some news is me when they first started doing this 😂😂😂😂
The show that traumatized me was MTV scarred. Saw it when I was a kid
1000 ways to die, I still think about some of those. Some guy playing baseball and some pain from fat, thinking no pain no gain. The fat tears and he bleeds out from the inside. I'm like what is that!?
"G-Mail?! So now you think you're a little 'G', huh!?"
"What's this?! 'G-Unit'??! And it only costs 50 cents to get it?!!!
"The only G you're getting is a G-O, as in 'Go', 'cause...you Gonna Get Grinding...that...floor... 'till it shines...GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"The roast beef is inside" lmao
Yassss Bose again! It is always so funny to listen to her stories!
It's official. I would love to see you guys make Off The Record an official podcast. I would gladly trade five vids a day to two or three videos a day instead if it meant we got a podcast in place for those extra videos. This may be an unpopular opinion but I've noticed that I have a yearning to hear more about you guys and your awesome lives even though I've seen you all grow since the Unco's! Everyone is ever changing and it's great to catch the slight nuances and personalities that we get to see when you guys are just having a chat!
Lollll lowkey sounds like they were roasting the “outie/roast beef” p*ssy but tbh man those look the best shoutout to all my outie homegirls 🤣
The blood oxygen thing is not real
Jared Burns Yup. There still so many people that believe this. It is like the metabolism myth, where you are skinny because you have a fast metabolism, and you’re fat because you have a slow metabolism, when, in fact, it is the opposite. The bigger you are the faster your metabolism is. It has to be, in order to energize a bigger body. It is like a car; the heavier it is, the more fuel it will burn.
Bart said he heard it from his diving instructor. In the context of diving and being cut under water, it’s true that, after a certain depth, your blood will *appear* blue/green because those are the wavelengths of light that are still able to reach your eyes. Red doesn’t travel nearly as far under water as blue and green, so your blood doesn’t *appear* red at depth.
You are right though that, in actuality, your blood is always red, whether oxygenated or not because hemoglobin is what causes the red color, not O2. Non oxygenated blood is just a darker red whereas blood that is oxygenated is a much brighter red.
Light penetrating the skin gives the same effect.
8:23 David's face is mine when Boze said that
I love seeing Tiff say ACTION!!!😂😊
"ACTIOOOOON!"
Best. Intro. EVER.
Hentai, The stories are great - Joe T shirt
0:43 i love David and Geo
The reason why your blood is blue/green underwater is because after a certain depth light cannot reflect red therefore making it look like your blood is blue/green. Your blood is always red but range of color may vary depending on how much oxygen is in your blood.
loveeedd this!! MORE BOZE AND DAVID
Those ombré ones 😂😂
When David didn’t know this was off the record I died
dude we used to put those on school computers( before adults realized the internet is a wild place) and lock the key pad. teachers would be struggling lmao
Boze at 4:28 😂😂. Also David’s face at 8:28. 😂
YALL KILLING ME!
"Like a MATCH"!!!!!
I watched all of this stuff and I still do.
Why do i never learn my lesson of not eating while watching JK?
This episode is getting better and better 😂
A great video to watch on the train in the morning 😂😂😂😂
BOZE IN THE THUMBNAIL? CLICK!
By fay the best video ive seen yet
Boze's face at 4:18 is priceless!
ACTIOOOON!!
1:45 I didnt know people had innies for vag's like mine is out wth, the more you know I guess
I got so curious about the BME Olympic. Now I can't unsee it. So, I guess I'm done with the internet for today.
Jeff Guo it was confirmed fake looooong ago. The blood loss if someone actually did that would kill them if they didn’t receive immediate medical attention.
@@theshevanel when was it confirmed. .foh itnwas real it was a video of different freaks fucking up their genitals ugggh
Bart, bussy is used in the gay community for something else 😭😭😭😭😭.
I learned this on Big Mouth 😃
Only1_Show Yeah, I learned that from a gay youtuber named macdoesit.
Y’all are going to JAIL!!
8:26 the slow ken burn 😂😂
Thanks to Bart for letting us know Geo has an innie.😂 That'll help with my fantasies later on.👌
YASS TIFF ACTION INTRO! 👏👏👏
OMFG JKNEWS IS SUCH A BETTER PLACE FOR BOZE like shes in her element here
Devine White you are AWESOME 👏🏼! Keep up the tiff edits lmao 😂!
This one deserved a thumbs up
In love with the Intro 😂😂💕
The zoom ins to David and Boze are hilarious my roomies told me to STFU cuz I'm dying
Edit: they make me laugh period and my sister came in and hit me with a shoe
I was not expecting that at the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how joe started standing
I love David's reaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:23 David was so surprised
Thank god for technology that there’s ad-block and you don’t really need anti-virus software anymore
17:51 the way Bart looks at Geo :)
We love BIG BOSS BOZE
This video was very interesting...Learned some stuff i shouldnt have learned for example “Bme Pain Olympics”😂😂
I absolutely love Tiffs hair
Asian Avenue and Newgrounds first website I was on.
This video made my knees completely lifeless. Especially tiff explaining the video
I remember watching that video in middle school. I couldn’t even finish watching it
OMG... watching this brought back old memories 😂😭
At 9:50 the story that David was talking about - for a second I thought he was talking about Frozen Flower the korean movie lmao
9:41 Yo SPARTACUS is the truth!!! It's soooo good! 🔥
I'm glad Tiff didn't get cut off at the beginning of thr video. 👌
Woah! Geo is really vibing the beetlejuice girl, Lydia Deetz in this episode!
KEEP THE INTROOO!!!! PLSSSSS IM BEGGING lol
Who else watched the bme pain olympics video
FIFA Champion yea, in 2007.
16:19 david did an *_Oopsie!_*
Would've been hilarious if Bart said "we don't Yahoo around here! We Yeehaw!" 🤣😂
This could've been a Podcast and the name would be Internet Throwback.