Evolved Mortaccio NEVER MOVE ONCE Challenge Turns Into A Bone Video in Vampire Survivors
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
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Goshadokuro, Mortaccios evolution, takes on the never move once challenge in Vampire Survivors. The challenge is quite simple: Dont move. But to spice things up a bit, I usually go along with some limitations or goals, like not using the Bloodline Arcana.
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"Just because you think fart jokes are funny doesn't mean you want someone to poop on you"
-Dex, 2023 // 23:15
No kink shaming... but...
@@Kay_Sea251 That's a shit kink to have
The bone Videos always get me. This really felt like a back in the days Vampire Survivors video.
Bones have a special place in my heart. Especially heart bones. I love heart bones.
Hart im deutschen Sinne
"I dont need a woman in my life, i need pentagram"
_proceeds to summon bone and ball creature with it_
i've never heard a man go this deep into insanity over a bone
I came here to subscribe to Dex's Bonely Fans.
Does he Show big balls there ?
@@philipmaiworm8074 Yes but NEVER blue.
This guy gets it
That was well said 🤣
Yohohohohoho
26:12
Others: why do I not get any bitches
Dex: I don't need that I have pantagramm
Nothing better than a video about boning.
I would definitely attend your wedding with Pentagram and watch it turn into a Gorgeous Moon 🌚
I'll send out the invites!
Your videos are always so informative and fun just due to your passion for it all. Thank you!
The passion for boners and BDSM-Lifestories?
The original Boning video is by far the best video I have ever seen on YT. DO not cut that stuff out !
cant wait for new holocure update
looking forward to your holocure run in 2 days xD
So... who's gonna show him the clips of Haachama?
with the amount of bone jokes im surprised why he didn't name the vid "Evolved Mortaccio NEVER MOVE ONCE Challenge i got boned : vampire survivors"
This video was HILARIOUS! I am not 29, but I definitely get the thing of having people not get or not have fun with silly jokes such as the 69 number anymore, and it is so great to see you laugh tons of them 😁😁
These jokes are killing me and im 26 rofl, just your energy is making me laugh. I'm also female, but yet this is just hilarious when usually i cringe at the jokes.
"I don't need a woman in my life, just pentagram.. Just delete me" Dex 2023
That erasing pentagram joke was so good :v it made me laugh than cry lol
Just dex on crack playing vampire survivors as i sit here laughing at him being silly drinking a cup of tea.
Bro I have no idea what you're talking about half way in the video but damn I couldn't stop laughing ahah keep up the content my dude!
walking around with blue balls is actually increasing ones testosterone level ... so make of that what you want
Godai Shuffle seems like it is the single highest DPS weapon in the game. Make sure to scale it the way the entry says to (duration, and amount = might) and it easily outperforms even victory sword. Also - Summon Night breaks if you go over 90% cooldown, the teeth only spawn on the left half of the screen. Not sure what's up with that.
Thank you for being youself, Dex. We love you!
yay, never move challenge! Thanks Dex !
Dex, I’ve been playing this on mobile alot. Sometimes when i close my eyes, I see xp flying in from all sides! 😂
Man you really had a bone to pick in this run
Thanks for the reminder to subscribe. I actually do forget to sub to new channels all the time. Here's a comment and like as well.
Also I'm glad you decided to keep in the random stuffs you say :v it keeps it more real
Stop complaining you are old now that you have turned 30! I'm 42 and you just made me feel old!
I'm really starting to like Goshadokuro, he's pretty cool.
Dex tried this with you and the greatest jubilee is the king of no movement because without evolving it you can get magnets so no pentagram and no lost xp!
Regardless of what you're talking about, the videos are more fun when you're having so much fun.
there is new update for holocure on 10 February
another video on Mortaccio fire bro keep up the great work. Also all most 65 k subs congrats
:)
Question concerning your video about the afk farming guide with Queen Sigma will that build work on other characters by any chance? (If you get lucky with the item drops.)
There should be a new Holocure update tomorrow… featuring JP gens 1 and 2… two new bosses… both based off of Gen 1 and 2… if you want context for one of them as it’s the most cursed it is based off of…her… you know the one who ate a spider…
Its already out
65k subs congratulations dex👍
bro has a different personality around bones
dex dex dex... ich glaube, wir würden uns prächtig verstehen xD
dont you worry... turning 29 isnt the end... i gonna turn 38 in march... single for almost 6 years... you are just at the start of it all :P liebe Grüße :3
Love your videos
Love you dex
best child friendly vampire survivors youtuber right here guys!!
To be fair - 70% of my audience is 25+ years old, 29% is 18-24 and only 1.4% is 13-17, so I feel comfortable with it :P
@@DexTag no, its 70% of your audience is 10 year olds on their parents accounts, 29% lied about their age and theyre actually just teens and the 1.4% are just 5 year olds on their siblings account
You should get Mad Groove with Attractorb in this type of challenge you will get all the XP
Trust me, I'm fairly ahead of you age wise, and still have my moments. Getting older doesn't mean you need to -be- older, it just means you should have more ways to go about things... besides, it doesn't really kick in until the mid 30s anyway lol
29:06 speaking about saunas. I heard saunas in Germany are ... _special_
Dex seems to have drank too much alcohol huh...
Welcome to the bone zone
Best game of the year
Hi Dex! Are there any plans for an updated guide on trouser gold farm? I saw you commenting on that in your last guide with Queen Sigma, but the video never saw the light :(
This is a case study in sometimes you don't have to keep talking every second 😬
I see, you are, like me, cursed with an eternal internal 12-year-old
no weyyy dex my birthday is on the same day as yours!!!1 i turned 19 on the 23rd
Was brotato the period where you had the most growth or just highest viewership? I can see VS sorta build the foundation that made brotato so successful.
How would you approach what I call a "Random Bullshit, Go" build? I'm not talking about a single weapon, but all of the weapons that do NOT have evolutions; Bone, Cherry Bomb, Carrelo, Celestial Dusting, La Robba, and Greatest Jubilee. Obviously, Boogaloo of Illusions would be in there somewhere, but what else?
It has an evolution, but, the cats.
The cat has to be in the build, so amidst the cchaos cats are running around and messing with items
"once you get the red gem its impossible to level up anymore"
This doesnt make sense at all??? what did you mean by that?
Can you do a beginners guide??
hey dex can you do a tutorial of a egg farm, I'm having difficulty to get some eggs
alot of people wont care about this comment but i defeated the director with boros it was honestly easy boss fight and i got the weapon! i really want queen sigma and i will get her soon cuz farm gold im poor lol
Waiting for the update to drop
Random suggestion, since I like watching videos on my TV....less ads? >.< It feels like they happen every two minutes or something. :c
I got no ads tho
@@Cnsmf868 If you're on PC you can block all ads, but since I'm on Apple TV, yeah, I get them...and here they show up constantly. :c
@@Joeynator3000 im on my phone with no ad blocker
The problem is I dont determine the actual ads, TH-cam chooses when it plays ads. I can set ad slots, which is like a spot to say "Hey, here you could", but the issue with reducing the slots is that right now every 2.5 people see 1 ad, or in other words across 100k views, 40k ads are seen - not views with ads and 1 person may have 20 at once, but 40k ad views across 100k views. Gaming sadly has very low revenue in comparison and reducing the slots really hurts. I hate that some people will see so many ads, I wished I could say "Hey TH-cam, please only show a maximum of 2 ads to a person, pre-roll included" so at max 1 mid-roll, but I sadly can't
quasi the bony twister fister?
Listening to you going back and forth about balls and saying you shouldnt talk about balls is half the content 🤣
Lol I tried to do this b4 I found you. Garlic was not working.
You sound like a German CGplays
Bruh I turn 29 on Valentines Day...Happy early birthday lmao.
likeing balls doesent make you gay if your with the homies
Why don't I have access to the Mortaccio update?
Huge
B O N E
A bone for the lady
Dex
22:17 Mickey Mouse guest appearance
Is apexy unlocked?
Bin 27 und auch kinda stuck im Kopf, wenn du Freunde brauchst hit me up xD
Gutes Vid!
I know it doesn’t fit with the content in the channel, but if you like boner jokes, you should play Shadows of the Damned. Suda51 is as childish as we are 😂
This video confirmed it: Bones are the most powerful weapon in the world 🦴
Dude, if growing up will make me not laugh at these jokes then maybe I don't wanna grow up xD
Seriously though, you don't need to change these kinds of thing for maturity. Maturity doesn't come from sacrifice of kiddish humor, it comes from experience.
Ist das ne mod die Mortaccio evolved? Dachte schon es gab ein update oder?
It's being added in the update tomorrow. He is playing on the Steam beta right now
Nice. I'm 37.
The more of this I watch, the more I'm certain that curse needs to up knockback resistance, Preferably algorythmically so that it never reaches 100% knockback resistance, but at least so that it doesn't send people flying off screen.
To be fair, I don't understand why the devs haven't already done this.
With this much bone you can bone a lot of enemies
is this a mod ?
No
Wait isn't attractorb also affected by candlelabrador or no?
No
Dude I'm 41 and still make stupid jokes. Don't grow up it's a trap!
im sorry. but league hasnt actually changed in the past 7 years. same map. new characters.
........ Don't you have a girlfriend?
That's a touchy subject, he did.
Update Holocures update is out
Why are you plaing so inficent and dont use limit brak and arcanas right you have much much more potential.But iths going in the right derction Plase make more content
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Bro I love your vidios. You are so unusual I mean even just listening to you talk the video is worth watching. First I discovered you because of I was looking for how to kill red death and now I watch you everyday.