I recwntly wiped my save and progressed well and will say that the dlc is really good to make early game much easier for getting enough gold to get everything
you wouldn't believe how many of your VS videos I have watched, and always had a chuckle to myself when you pronounced 'candelabra', or 'tiramisu', or some others. I always thought it was like an inside joke, or maybe a language barrier or something (even though your English is brilliant). it was always just amusing to me. it took me forever to realise, even after a couple hundred hours ingame, that the way you pronounced those items, is the correct way XD
The following video is rated IM for immature. No matter how old I get, I will always laugh at a bone joke. Would have been better played on the Bone Zone map, missed opportunity. Keep it up Dex!
Have you checked out Rogue:Genesia? I think you'd love the number breakdowns that the game gives you. This was a good one. I love mortaccio, and the bone jokes were on point. I about spit out my drink when the boss got stuck and I heard "hey stepsis"
bruder, this weapon/character is your personal brainrot in this game can't say i blame you tho. he is my favorite cause i have a immessurable skeleton bias and i would be a giant hypocrite if anyone knew how much i devolve when playing tree
"Yeah I've completed all of the main stages, I think I have a firm enough grasp of the game to watch videos about it without being too confused." *This mf:*
Dex did u know ,u can make Miang Imortal with only One weapon and full Regen build... U just need play it in Foscary lake map,inverse mode but not in Hurry mode,pick Sabre of Healing and Divine Blood lane Arcana first,then latter pick Disco Of gold Arcana and u must pick Left metalgio and make sure before 12 minute you must already in The secret Place when Samie the cartapilar spwan( in the top right metalgio) Farm the cartapilar until Reaper spawn
Make your skeleton jokes and spin the wheel, the reactions and feelings are a roller coaster and THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! Also, obligatory Bitrate joke. You know, due to the amount of moving objects on screen, quality will drop heavily.
I’m just mad that I bought the DLCs last year on Apple Store, and saw that there’s new content so I tried to reinstall the game. Now I have to pay a subscription fee to even reinstall a game I put money into albeit about $3 but I’m still mad.
Give the video a like or you'll break your bone
(this is not a threat and no legal advice)
I recwntly wiped my save and progressed well and will say that the dlc is really good to make early game much easier for getting enough gold to get everything
Mine has too much area, got boogaloo of illusions when i was a kid
Listening to an adult giggle about "boning" enemies just made my day lol!
you must be new here!
giggity
@@BarryTGash Nope, been with Dex for quite some time :P Since he first started playing Vampire Survivors in fact! Still funny as hell!
9:39 the moment Dex says where is the hole… then finds it, all the bones just swarm inside the red tunnel …. That image … really is something
today's boogaloo of illusions edit was very satisfying to look at
Keep the 🦴 jokes up my friend . Hearing you laugh is always the best of the video for me !
"where's the hole? My bone is so big I can't see anything..."
don't worry Dex, I giggle whenever I play Brotato and say that I'm scissoring everything
you wouldn't believe how many of your VS videos I have watched, and always had a chuckle to myself when you pronounced 'candelabra', or 'tiramisu', or some others.
I always thought it was like an inside joke, or maybe a language barrier or something (even though your English is brilliant). it was always just amusing to me.
it took me forever to realise, even after a couple hundred hours ingame, that the way you pronounced those items, is the correct way XD
ma dude what lol
real dex hours in this one, phrasing out of control
I am ashamed of how loudly I laughed at "your mom".
Honestly, peak comedy
I'm ashamed laughing while reading this
mortaccio was always my fav concept for a character. I haven't even watched the vid yet but ik its gonna be one of my favourites
Im on the edge of my seat seeing how big your bone can get.
I always appreciate your sense of humor, Dex. We could all use a little more laughter and silliness these days!
Most favorite Boogaloo of Illusions edit is this one
9:39 "Entering the Torona hole with our bone"
I agree, duration is very necessary when boning.
Great video!!! We all came expecting the bone jokes
10/10 this was my favourite episode of yours ever 😂 I spent the whole time just laughing along with you
Its alright... we all miss the right hole sometimes. As a wise man once said "happy accidents happen sometimes"
The theater of mind, maybe? I believe that's the word you are looking for!
When dex not playing with balls, he playing with bone. Noted.
I love the evolution, one of my favorites as well. It just takes so long to reach out, that I'm often already so tough that I don't need it :)
I challenged myself to find any good meaning of what dex is saying ,
I failed miserably
With this amount of bones he should be considered as the 👑 !
Dex never beating the bone lover allegations
Subbed when you said "your mom" I've got all the DLC for VS but probably not unlocked half of everything so it's time to learn from the king.
I came here to watch a vampire survivor video and you can't stop drilling that hole with your big bone 😂
Dex was boning enemies with terminal velocity
Mortaccio will always be satisfying man
"quite realistic" he says
being a skeleton followed by a lot of ghosts
Boogaloo of Illusions makes your Area bigger
or optionally
The BLUE(galoo of) PILL(usion) makes your "Bone" "larger".
I think everyone can appreciate the size and speed these bones reached. :3
WOOO ANOTHER DEX VIDEO 7 SECONDS EARLYYY
Impressive bone my friend
I've been getting the shadow of this guy as a weapon. He becomes part of my character.
This was certainly a video of all time.
I had an epileptischen Anfall from the amount of boning going on.
You are indeed the King of Vampire Survivors.
These videos are so hard to see I generally don’t watch them, too dark and too much stuff happening, but is still a fun watch
well, "down to the bone" I guess
Bone daddy mortacio, always fun to watch
The following video is rated IM for immature. No matter how old I get, I will always laugh at a bone joke. Would have been better played on the Bone Zone map, missed opportunity. Keep it up Dex!
Bones perform best in tight spaces, just as nature intended.
Daaaaaamn! Nice clock, bro!
i wanna see a vid where dex sees what the highest kills he could get on a 15minute map would be
I don't even know the pill is blue, thanks dex XD
Have you checked out Rogue:Genesia? I think you'd love the number breakdowns that the game gives you.
This was a good one. I love mortaccio, and the bone jokes were on point. I about spit out my drink when the boss got stuck and I heard "hey stepsis"
Duration always good for "boning" enemies LUL
Oh, I'm early. Time to comment for the algorithm
"but she said there was noo waay!"
The early oktoberfest is awesome!
Its impossible Dex boning power is over 9000
ALL HAIL THE KING!
Thats some good bone work i see
Taking us to the bone zone.
Bro is bad to the bone *bad to the bone meme plays*
Only 12 hours after i watched ur drone video and another one already popped up? Dont mind me if i watch this too
dex uploaded new video = family happy
Ahh yes, I love the boning vids
I expect all the bone Jokes \o/
his arms glitch out like crazy around 20 min
16:11 he looks like "Gutsy Bones" from yo-kai watch.
Omg i was wondering if u are from Germany because u always say z instead of s when it's on the start of a word... And you actually are! Amazing.
bruder, this weapon/character is your personal brainrot in this game
can't say i blame you tho. he is my favorite cause i have a immessurable skeleton bias and i would be a giant hypocrite if anyone knew how much i devolve when playing tree
Tree????
I'm confident with my clock.
Dex: "One thing I would like is to stay alive as long as possible."
You and me both, my friend.
Lmao eventually you made a web and you were the spider 😂
If your Bone's Area does not decrease after four hours, consult a doctor immediately.
megalovania.mp3
Seems like the enemies are boned...😊
"Yeah I've completed all of the main stages, I think I have a firm enough grasp of the game to watch videos about it without being too confused."
*This mf:*
14:08 how did you know my mother is an orb!?
Early Viewer Gang ⛏
6:14 it said "Wear....... Clock....."
Wow 69 seconds till i saw this😅
Um... You want to make your bone bigger? 😳
Where is the hole? There’s fire in the hole!
It says "wear... clock..."
Your m8nd is just dirty today, dex
Would pay to watch dex bone
😂 The phrasing....
Dex did u know ,u can make Miang Imortal with only One weapon and full Regen build...
U just need play it in Foscary lake map,inverse mode but not in Hurry mode,pick Sabre of Healing and Divine Blood lane Arcana first,then latter pick Disco Of gold Arcana and u must pick Left metalgio and make sure before 12 minute you must already in The secret Place when Samie the cartapilar spwan( in the top right metalgio)
Farm the cartapilar until Reaper spawn
Sammy's give invulnerability to anyone. Each cake adds a bit of invulnerabitlity, so many cakes = much invulnerability.
Make your skeleton jokes and spin the wheel, the reactions and feelings are a roller coaster and THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
Also, obligatory Bitrate joke. You know, due to the amount of moving objects on screen, quality will drop heavily.
It said "Wear.......Clock"
Als hätte mir jemand in den Toaster gekackt
Ja hatte Kopfknie. danke.. das ein Candelaber mehrere uhm Kerzen hat, macht es echt ned besser^^
13:58 WHATTTT
We should use spellbinder so our bones stay longer
Could you limit break J'odore again with Big Trouser? I'm really curious to see how it performs without Babi-onna's gimmick
Bone big, big bone good clubbing
Amazing 24 minutes and 30 seconds of the same joke.
Let's go
Nice vid
This video is a way for dex to make sex jokes 😂😂
you have a nice clock sir.
After all this bone joke - what's Mortaccio doing with his hands all the time?
Silver ring evolves with clock lancet, right?
Hence, nice clock.
Sans if he has papyrus strength
Dex so funny u can completely misunderstand him so funny man u are epic Dex XD lets bone him hahahahaha XD
I’m just mad that I bought the DLCs last year on Apple Store, and saw that there’s new content so I tried to reinstall the game. Now I have to pay a subscription fee to even reinstall a game I put money into albeit about $3 but I’m still mad.
What do you evolve mortacio/bone with, I tried it and mortacio didnt evolve at lvl 80 do you need an item?
Have you tried the switch version? The 2 player option is very nice