George isn't Penske Material! 1

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  • @exacerbatedfellow1236
    @exacerbatedfellow1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6531

    Sometimes when I’m lying in bed at night I wonder what George Costanza was actually supposed to do with the Penske file.

    • @frostreaver1
      @frostreaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

      Probably to review it and add legal notations. Penske is under indictment and they were probably helping build his case or handle some of the accounting troubles from a business being frozen.

    • @LastAvailableAlias
      @LastAvailableAlias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      What was in it? We'll never know.

    • @CelticMudkip
      @CelticMudkip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

      @@frostreaver1 This makes sense. If George actually worked on the file, he would have known and wouldn't have jumped ship to work for Penske. That actually makes the joke a thousand times funnier.

    • @craigfdavis
      @craigfdavis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

      if you have to ask, then you're not Penske material...

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@frostreaver1 Legal notations? George had a college degree but I don't think it had anything to do with law. I'm guessing he was supposed to add scratch and sniff features to the file. And HE FUCKED THAT UP.

  • @VaLuE_FoRkED
    @VaLuE_FoRkED 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    "You haven't done anything..."
    "Well, I am in the smaller office"
    LOL

    • @jackjill9077
      @jackjill9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      At work when they say I haven't done anything I say "well i am using the smaller shovel." I work in landscaping by the way

    • @tomfile3131
      @tomfile3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Well, I DID transfer everything to the large accordion file" is what he should have said.

    • @natecw4164
      @natecw4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once got put in an "office" that was technically a tornado shelter. Sooo much smaller than George's.

    • @Tony_Cardoza
      @Tony_Cardoza 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cg3771 That's a fascinating anecdote!

    • @nikolaidrostdov
      @nikolaidrostdov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cg3771 Wicked, I wanna play that drum

  • @insertclevername4123
    @insertclevername4123 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I love how excited George is at Penske being interested in him despite clearly knowing nothing about his company.

  • @lemlee2809
    @lemlee2809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    the definition of a small office has changed so drastically since then.

    • @CalvinAytch
      @CalvinAytch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Who even has offices anymore? Open offices are all the rage nowadays.

    • @Erectoralporicy
      @Erectoralporicy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Calvin you mean the cattle room, where we house all the cattle. its cheaper when theyre crammed in together like that.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Oh my gosh!!! My ONE foray into corporate America, the boss's wife decided to remodel the cubicle area, we went from having INCREDIBLY small cubicles (desks with sound proofing that rose up five feet, nothing like a real cubicle. You still were in rows where people were walking past each other!) anyways so the boss wife comes in and interviews us and we all confirm how terrible the place is. Her solution: GET RID OF THE SOUND PROOF WALLS SEPERATING US!!! After that we were just in long tables looking at each other calling clients and trying to understand our "products," enough to convince someone else to buy them. It was a night mare. Now my office is a hanger. I am a test pilot and I couldn't be happier!

    • @turdfurgusson
      @turdfurgusson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@chucksolutions4579 I've worked jobs like that too. I didn't realize at it the time, but it's disrespectful to the job. It says "well, your job is so low on the totem pole that there is nothing confidential or important that will be coming across your desk or in your conversations." It can be demoralizing. Where I work now, they give employees who don't have an office the option of having a large cubicle with tall walls. Some go with one or more short walls, but they have a say in how their space looks.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Turd Ferguson
      Love the name! Can't remember where I heard it?
      Anyways, the facts were we were discussing client personal financial issues. I was a financial planner and insurance sales for Northwestern Mutual. The real downside is o think their "products" are really good, but their sales model sucks!

  • @torontoBluejays87
    @torontoBluejays87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    The best part is, if George would have just looked at the file ONCE, he probably would have seen that Penske was under indictment lol....

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      MrParkerman6
      He had to look at it to transfer it into that nice accordian shaped folder, also, bare in mind he IS in the smaller office

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      What dose this company even do? Are they lawyers? Accountants?

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      harizotoh7 they’re the Penske file

    • @coasteyscoasteys4150
      @coasteyscoasteys4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@harizotoh7
      It's penske that's all you need to know

    • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
      @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@harizotoh7 They are importers exporters

  • @SXI96
    @SXI96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    Anytime I see a Penske rental truck, I chuckle and think about the Penske file

  • @amjadken
    @amjadken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    That audience member shouting "oh no" at 2:43 always cracks me up

    • @cshetka1098
      @cshetka1098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You have some killer headphones

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought I was hearing things! So it wasn't just me! 😂

    • @rkalla
      @rkalla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Never noticed it before but it was so great

    • @Vijay-1111
      @Vijay-1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cshetka1098 You don't need them! I've just got a basic pair of Sennheiser earphones that cost like $30 and they did the job fine

    • @bigcheech1937
      @bigcheech1937 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I heard it without headphones hahah

  • @Narrate918
    @Narrate918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Maybe my favorite George episode ever. Interviewing for the job and then just assuming you got the job and show up at the job. It's both a brilliant and horrible idea lol.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Its based on an experience that actually happened to Larry David.

    • @keyweststeve3509
      @keyweststeve3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That's a bold move which requires balls of steel!

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He didn't assume that he got the job. The way his interview ended made it ambiguous, so George didn't know what to do. George and Jerry decided that it would be best if he just showed up as if he was hired.

    • @c.moriarty1178
      @c.moriarty1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's such a great idea on its own and it's just a subplot in the Barber episode

    • @Tony_Cardoza
      @Tony_Cardoza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MrParkerman6 No it's not. You're thinking of Larry David's experience where he was fired from SNL on Friday but showed up on Monday like nothing happened. It didn't work, btw.

  • @mikebarbacovi9851
    @mikebarbacovi9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Every day of my career is like working on the Penske file.

    • @mattwardpictures
      @mattwardpictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You must be a software developer.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @WWEG1WGA that's the best job i've ever heard of

    • @Tony_Cardoza
      @Tony_Cardoza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@radscorpion8 Ikr, I wanna be a software developer that works one day a week for six figures. I'd develop only walking simulators.

    • @marcusaurelius6847
      @marcusaurelius6847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jon Esser that's strange, many developers have a freaking stressful life

    • @foxbodystang8587
      @foxbodystang8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Accountant at 6 figures. Work about 8-16 hours a week and chill the rest of the time. Yep, the Penske file work life is awesome 😎

  • @TheJaviferrol
    @TheJaviferrol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3593

    I think we´ve all worked on the Penske File at some point in out lives...

    • @scorchat
      @scorchat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I believe so😂😂

    • @mikisaba9336
      @mikisaba9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Hehehe sooo funny I did work on a Penske file today for about 3 hours at work lol

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      My whole life is The Penski File!

    • @dwrigh18
      @dwrigh18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I am currently working on the Penske file

    • @darkness2160
      @darkness2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MrParkerman6 same 😂 😂 😂

  • @lexx555
    @lexx555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    He did transfer the contents into the flexible accordion-style folder.
    Job.....done!

    • @gerrydooley951
      @gerrydooley951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well...done

    • @GameTime-yj6qv
      @GameTime-yj6qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More work than some people we know do all week.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GameTime-yj6qv And what kind of people are you talking about :).

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was more than the last guy did.

    • @leebode4643
      @leebode4643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see what you did there. Mr. Peterman would be proud.

  • @chapel66
    @chapel66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Well in college they used to call me the little bulldog" George's crap always kills me

    • @yuckyool
      @yuckyool ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not "T-Bone"?

    • @blightedgrounds
      @blightedgrounds 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now they call him "Coco The Monkey" 😂

  • @leafyutube
    @leafyutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Just another reason why George Costanza is one of the greatest sitcom characters of all time.

    • @mjlives5428
      @mjlives5428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Agree 100% thee best ever,those subtle nuances...genius!!!

    • @BassieWorst12
      @BassieWorst12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      george is getting upset!

    • @filipzugec8346
      @filipzugec8346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not one of,the best,by far👍

    • @aaronbays4
      @aaronbays4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      About the only characters better are his folks, somehow they're even more neurotic than George.

    • @JeremyGalloway
      @JeremyGalloway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really is tho

  • @georgecostanza9978
    @georgecostanza9978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    I enjoy understanding

    • @guybacos
      @guybacos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Typical George line.

    • @shanesuperville766
      @shanesuperville766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I am the 30th like, I demand recognition for my bravery and timing

    • @dightonazpeitia4350
      @dightonazpeitia4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shane Superville You can have the smaller office.

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!!!

    • @byteresistor
      @byteresistor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@guybacos It's not a lie if you believe it.

  • @Dan-zq5wt
    @Dan-zq5wt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love that they have Penske playing with a little noose when he breaks the news to George. So many brilliantly funny touches! Best written TV comedy ever

  • @heir_jordan2k267
    @heir_jordan2k267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I went through a really rough patch a couple of years ago, I was jobless and damn near homeless, all’s I had was a few seasons of Seinfeld on dvd and boy I swear it saved my life. I was at a crossroads and doing applications looking for work and finally said fuck it boy, I completely lied on multiple resumes almost as a joke, I swear I put that I worked at Vandalay industries on a few of them, I ended up getting a job I had no experience in the field in and killed it and still work in that industry till this day.
    I can truly say that George changed my life.
    You can’t make that shit up lol

    • @EnglishDonutSchool
      @EnglishDonutSchool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How nice. I'm sure George's episode "doing everything on reverse" had a lot of influence on you 🤣

    • @s3c0nd1mpact
      @s3c0nd1mpact 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nobody bit for Kramerica Industries?

    • @eternalabundance39
      @eternalabundance39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow really?

    • @DrunKao
      @DrunKao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EnglishDonutSchool what industry?

    • @dafreedomfita
      @dafreedomfita 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck mate.

  • @wordtz
    @wordtz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    Exactly that was my first job. i did‘nt know what to do and nobody told me. So the first week i did nothing. No one noticed.

    • @Holy_hand-grenade
      @Holy_hand-grenade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Zipfelklatscher Weltmeister 2017 yup, I know the feeling. Kind of hard to do a good job when you don’t know what your job is.

    • @otakurocklee
      @otakurocklee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I've had the same experience.

    • @BassForever44
      @BassForever44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Same here. And I absolutely fucking hated it.

    • @mejin831
      @mejin831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      good ole Mcdonalds

    • @davefox1857
      @davefox1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      WERE YOU A STATE WORKER?

  • @temporarymomentary
    @temporarymomentary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Insanely well-written​ show.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its a perfectly sane show to watch!

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But should be the television norm. LOADS of wickedly funny writers in LA, the problem is that the preferred sitcom models are Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Studios want romantic plotlines much more than satire.

    • @jamesblake23
      @jamesblake23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Interesting texture...

    • @runnininthe80s84
      @runnininthe80s84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad you said that, I think so too. I remember being in 9th grade and for some reason we had to tell the class what our favorite TV show was and I a made fun of because I said I liked Seinfeld

    • @jlwalker1982
      @jlwalker1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black Phillip Larry David is the man

  • @user-xc7uo6md3n
    @user-xc7uo6md3n ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I enjoying understanding" 😂😂 best George moment ever

  • @Narrate918
    @Narrate918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I love how Penske and Tuttle open the file and come to completely different conclusions. Also love how George re-uses "you are aware." It's like he became mesmerized by that phrase lol.

    • @jjames1977
      @jjames1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The point being that George has no credibility or experience in this company's line of work, so the only way he can appear credible is to repeat phrases said by other people verbatim, or stick to neutral idiocies such as "I enjoy understanding."

    • @Narrate918
      @Narrate918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J Candy great insights. It adds to my enjoyment of the episode even more. Thanks

    • @jjwick6033
      @jjwick6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I like when George hands the Pensky file over to Mr. Tuttle, smiling and seemingly confident that Mr.Tuttle will react the same way Mr. Pensky did while going through the file! And George has done NOTHING with it! Lol 😂 (except for transferring the contents of the file to the accordion style folder,of course) Classic

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "You'll find you're becoming aware of X" is used in hypnosis.

    • @juscogens5541
      @juscogens5541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But he did take the smaller office

  • @Huguillon
    @Huguillon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    2:42 "Oh No!" from a girl in the crowd, fantastic

    • @georgevarughese4886
      @georgevarughese4886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Guillermo Garcia yea I heard it.

    • @torqueblue
      @torqueblue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      With headphones you can hear the small little details in scenes like this. And it's funny as hell.

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Finally a show without a laugh track!

    • @StevenFallonOfficial
      @StevenFallonOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It did use a laugh track a lot actually, mostly for scenes that were not filmed in Jerry's apartment, which was always a with a studio audience. I think the "oh no" scene is definitely a laugh track, the laughs sound too "dubbed" or however the best the way put it is. But they were clever with little things (like the "oh no" to try to appear spontaneous). "Married with Children" did stuff like that all the time with their laugh tracks.

    • @bmwolgas
      @bmwolgas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      One I remember from Married with Children is a big taranchula crawling on Al and from the audience "is it real?"

  • @ipeters61
    @ipeters61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    When my uncle was helping me move, we were using a Penske truck. We spent a solid 20 minutes making jokes about being "Penske material."

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lone Wolf 20 minutes is way over the limit

    • @ethancross7519
      @ethancross7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      20 minutes? I thought you were Penske Material...

    • @marztar
      @marztar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol 1 minute joke time..
      19 minutes of playing with uncle's "solid penske"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣 this is why life is good!

    • @BillGraper
      @BillGraper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good thing your Penski truck didn't get towed. 😀

  • @ericgarr7485
    @ericgarr7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love how this is supposed to be a rest stop supply company, and they have some something called the Penske File like it's a law firm.

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe Penske is one of their clients

    • @ezekielbrockmann114
      @ezekielbrockmann114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want to read the indictment against a client of a rest stop supply company that goes around headhunting at that same rest stop supply company.

    • @RichD384
      @RichD384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So the company sold paper towels and soap? Was Penske a supplier?

  • @shaolinotter
    @shaolinotter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    part of growing up is realizing that george is actually brilliant

    • @shobhitsadwal756
      @shobhitsadwal756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree

    • @ignaciogodoy7095
      @ignaciogodoy7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why? He reject a fine job accepting and offer from a person he didn’t know or seen before.

    • @ALEJANDROGONZALEZ-hc6dy
      @ALEJANDROGONZALEZ-hc6dy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are aware...

    • @dancingisraeli8382
      @dancingisraeli8382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s certainly good at making “his own way” through life

    • @azgunner
      @azgunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ignaciogodoy7095 chill out man it’s just a TV show

  • @roberts3741
    @roberts3741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I think about that line "you're not Penske material" at least once a week.

    • @Kitchdmn3
      @Kitchdmn3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert S EVERY time I see one of those trucks on the road I think of that line! “Psssh, you’re not Penske material!”

    • @davidlevinson3379
      @davidlevinson3379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His delivery and tone was perfect

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best breakup line ever. Unless she goes and hooks up with a guy named Penske, then jokes on you.

  • @ilovetinafey
    @ilovetinafey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "well you a missed a lovely little party we had for Grace" 😝

    • @mikisaba9336
      @mikisaba9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Free Sara Tonin 😂😂

    • @fomh
      @fomh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did not expect to see you here :)

    • @ilovetinafey
      @ilovetinafey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fomh ditto

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    0:22 "I enjoy understanding." Such a pompous, self-rightous thing to say. So very in line with George's character 😆

    • @MarmaladeSally
      @MarmaladeSally ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s my favorite George line of all time. 😆

    • @PsypherWolf
      @PsypherWolf ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dunno if it's just me, but it also sounds kind of childish, which would be in-character for him.

    • @TheChimples
      @TheChimples ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's an understanding enjoyer

    • @leobrussel9471
      @leobrussel9471 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think pompous and self-righteous apply. It's ridiculous, nonsensical, desperate...and very funny.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say that now

  • @aarodful
    @aarodful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    I love how penski barely glances at the file and just says you have put a lot of work into this. Then later Tuttle barely glances at it and say what have you been doing? You didn't do anything with this.

    • @Jaasau
      @Jaasau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      And thus why one is under indictment and the other is not. Lol

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Neither takes account that George was in the smaller office

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It could be much work was already done. However the boss knew how much was already done, and Penski didn't.

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@JonCombo I thought that too. And he didnt know when George was hired

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other guy did the work

  • @jaolin6042
    @jaolin6042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I've seen this scene maybe 20 times over the years. I have never before noticed the woman in the audience shouting "Oh no!" at 2:42.

    • @SXI96
      @SXI96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Jonathan Esser The thing I don't understand with reactions like that is sitcoms like these often require multiple takes in front of a live studio audience..
      It's like actors acting out a play and the audience don't know what happens next, they're just following the story
      But sitcoms are different and always have multiple bloopers with actors screwing up their lines, forgetting them, etc, etc.. they redo them in front of the audience until they get it right
      When the lady says "Oh no!", I'm assuming it was her very first reaction because if this scene was done multiple times, that reaction becomes less and less genuine because she already knows what is going to happen
      Am I making sense? haha, basically in the event the scene needs to be redone, the audience reaction and laughter become less genuine with multiple takes, it's like it becomes laughing on cue at a punchline just for tv purposes

    • @Ladondorf
      @Ladondorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SXI96 ​@@SXI96 What they often do is use audience laughter sound from a different take than the one seen on screen.

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny, I noticed the first time immediately

    • @patricksobb5762
      @patricksobb5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great pickup. Hilarious!

  • @Chrisstian111
    @Chrisstian111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    "Bear in mind that I am in the smaller office......" :)

    • @itsjasolife1734
      @itsjasolife1734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahhahaha exactly

    • @GeorgeUK84
      @GeorgeUK84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That office looks huge though.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is something I would say in elementary school

    • @sireugenecourtney5797
      @sireugenecourtney5797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No windows for the jew playing the role of a daygo.

    • @SuperLordHawHaw
      @SuperLordHawHaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well his office needed to be big enough for a camera, boom mike operator...

  • @ByteMe619
    @ByteMe619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love hearing a member of the audience shout “oh no” when George is told that Penske’s there to see him

  • @Roberte9834
    @Roberte9834 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “I enjoy understanding” I use that line too much

  • @daborshy4089
    @daborshy4089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    George has his own brand of brazen self-confidence, doesn't he?

    • @billmcstafford1996
      @billmcstafford1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fake it till you make it.

    • @mbwhly
      @mbwhly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@billmcstafford1996 It’s not a lie, if you believe it.

    • @leobrussel9471
      @leobrussel9471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He enjoys understanding.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daborshy it's called I have lived on rock bottom my entire life and any shot is better then hanging myself which is always the other option of any given day. That's Costanza Confidence.

    • @leobrussel9471
      @leobrussel9471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lorin Sanchez OK. Name the acts committed by Jerry which would result in substantial prison time.

  • @unbridledenthusiasm
    @unbridledenthusiasm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I always lose it at "Give me my file" with the finger point. Pretty much every one-off character in Seinfeld is so perfect, with these little things they add to their character.

  • @niceguy4965
    @niceguy4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Good old times, No computers or laptops, just files and briefcase

    • @primtones
      @primtones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Letting the secretaries do the typing.

  • @juscogens5541
    @juscogens5541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I like how George's relationship with Tuttle goes from friendliness and extreme cordiality to near outright hostility by the end.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Such is office work.

    • @codiefitz3876
      @codiefitz3876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TA-TA…

    • @blightedgrounds
      @blightedgrounds 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's George's relationship with everyone 😂

  • @bannedheretic2971
    @bannedheretic2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Working in an office like that is a soul sucking catastrophe.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He got good rest though.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Peripatetic Tom that's not the soul sucking that's the secretaries ... am I right or am I right or am I right. I'm right. :)

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know... No computer to distract yourself with...

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Living on this planet is soul-sucking

  • @Whoknowsuknow
    @Whoknowsuknow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Early Seinfeld looked like it was from the 70s sometimes.

    • @gracestenberg4188
      @gracestenberg4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well a lot of the companies were started in the seventies...makes sense

    • @JJ-vf1ny
      @JJ-vf1ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Probably because of the old furniture in the office. Also a lot of office buildings were built in the 70s, granted, this is a set though.

    • @m.e.d.7997
      @m.e.d.7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jonathan Esser Very late 80's.

    • @greglaprade7507
      @greglaprade7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jonathan Esser Seinfeld went up against Home Improvement for years

    • @gerrydooley951
      @gerrydooley951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've watched the entire series about six times on dvd and I realized I really can't watch much prior to the fourth season

  • @ramb6352
    @ramb6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    George's intuition about Tuttle's anxiety to take his vacation and Jack's problems is insanely hilarious.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every once in a while, without knowing or trying, you get a few right here and there.

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jack was probably supposed to train him.

    • @Colt8722
      @Colt8722 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@llarmstrong783
      Probably was!

  • @phyto12
    @phyto12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Well bear in mind, I am in the smaller office”
    I woke up laughing this morning because I was dreaming about this line. Too funny.

  • @bgrady24
    @bgrady24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Tah - tah...Tuh-tell"

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zen Master I'm pulling for ya buddy

  • @GeorgeUK84
    @GeorgeUK84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    This episode should've been called The Penske File rather than The Barber. George's story in that episode is so much funnier and more clever than Jerry's barber story!

    • @bunpeishiratori5849
      @bunpeishiratori5849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Agreed 100%. The barber plot was awful.

    • @Mrmoustache6
      @Mrmoustache6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's one of the best subplots the show ever had. It's brilliant on multiple levels

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That Edward uh scissorhand? He makuh me uh cry!!!!!

    • @leafyutube
      @leafyutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Come on man, the barber story was also excellent. Everyone has been in that situation of trying to get the better of 2 barbers when going for a hair cut. And the musical backdrop from "Barber of Seville" was brilliant.

    • @figzway7290
      @figzway7290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I don't mind they telley the joke but, I don't like the funny biz-A-nesss!"

  • @alexanderwright5248
    @alexanderwright5248 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Well bear in mind I am in the smaller office” - Kevin McCarthy October 2023

  • @Aaron_Stever
    @Aaron_Stever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As much as I prefer not to have a laugh track, hearing an audience member saying "oh no" when the receptionist told George that Pensky is arriving is amazing.

    • @TheLastWalenta
      @TheLastWalenta 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s not a laugh track, it’s a live studio audience.

    • @mac888spectral7
      @mac888spectral7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheLastWalentaAnd how the heck do you do THIS show without laughter, live or not? Imagine Kramer declaring he was out of "The Contest," slapping down the money, and...crickets??

    • @TheLastWalenta
      @TheLastWalenta 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mac888spectral7 Huh?

  • @johnpelletier7641
    @johnpelletier7641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "George enjoys understanding."

    • @zoelongway1436
      @zoelongway1436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Pelletier George likes his chicken spicy

    • @m.e.d.7997
      @m.e.d.7997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am aware"

    • @billywaters2735
      @billywaters2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George likes his chicken spicy!

    • @theodorecarter6601
      @theodorecarter6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George likes the BANANAS!!!

  • @flatplant
    @flatplant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Notice penske practicing his noose skills after his company was indicted

  • @TttTtt-zo7kt
    @TttTtt-zo7kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My whole life is the Penske file.

  • @vicchavez6570
    @vicchavez6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    -"Remember , it's not a lie if YOU believe it"

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny how George supposedly is such a great liar, but has the worst poker face and can't even hide his excitement when he has two pair.

  • @satan899
    @satan899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    to be fair they never told him what to do

    • @8512124
      @8512124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that what I was thinking

    • @omarmorles368
      @omarmorles368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      ham kane he applied for the job, so you would think he would have some idea what to do.

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Omar Morales Ha not necessarily

    • @GeorgeUK84
      @GeorgeUK84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Because he understands everything immediately!

    • @leafyutube
      @leafyutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yes, but you are aware....

  • @ThePsychoBone
    @ThePsychoBone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I love this scene because almost the same thing happened to me! I interviewed for a job and was told at the end of the interview I got it, so naturally, I stopped looking and backed out of the other jobs I was interviewing for (basically telling them YOUR LOSS, Penski offered me a job 😂). Two days before I was supposed to start, a recruiter called me and said "Oooo, sorry. I know we offered you the job but we actually can't hire you." Some BS about headcount or something.
    I was pissed because I turned down the other jobs! But they made the mistake of telling me when and where my day 1 training was going to be with the two other people they hired. So on that day I just...showed up lol! I told the guy in charge that there was some confusion, I was offered the job and there might be some issues but they weren't clear blah blah blah. And he was like..."Well, we got room in my office and I don't want to do this again. Just come on in" - I just showed up every day after that and about a week later I had all the paperwork and was officially getting paid!

    • @attydivine835
      @attydivine835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg, I love this! 😂 You are now my new spirit animal lol

    • @EnglishDonutSchool
      @EnglishDonutSchool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣

    • @Bangbangbigelow
      @Bangbangbigelow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 💀 great story!

    • @s.marshian8455
      @s.marshian8455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂 that’s amazing. George would be proud my guy.

    • @spe3173
      @spe3173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope that recruitment agency didn't see a cent of your pay for that one.

  • @Reb3nga
    @Reb3nga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Tah tah, Tatell."
    I still use that once in a while.

  • @mkphotofilm
    @mkphotofilm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:40 "Ppfff, you're not Pensky material." Best line ever!

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Leave Jack alone, Jack's got enough problems"

    • @12feettall6
      @12feettall6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aww poor litle Jack. LOL

    • @DavidThomas-fb8bq
      @DavidThomas-fb8bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Penske file wasn't one of them.

    • @mustafacom6378
      @mustafacom6378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he not only lies for himself but also for others as well. Costanza degree lying

  • @Crooky0
    @Crooky0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A really subtle touch that goes unnoticed is Penske essentially practicing making a noose in the last scene, indicating his situation is so far gone that he's thinking about ending things (sort of like financial execs when the stock market crashes really bad).

  • @DavidStewart-np3cj
    @DavidStewart-np3cj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I had a job like that once right outta college I was way under qualified lasted 3 weeks, got fired. I was an HR Analyst. Still not sure to this day, what I was supposed to analyze.

    • @b.o.4469
      @b.o.4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HR dummy

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HR

    • @turdfurgusson
      @turdfurgusson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would never fire someone after only 3 weeks unless I found out they lied on their resume. You have no clue if someone is going to work out by that point. Sounds like either they were unwilling to train you, or the person who hired you was incompetent at sniffing out the proper talent.

    • @liduck52
      @liduck52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe the Penske file??

    • @bretthess6376
      @bretthess6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@turdfurgusson I just enjoy saying Turd Ferguson.

  • @stillsearching1284
    @stillsearching1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That small office actually looks pretty nice.

    • @philippe88
      @philippe88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least it has a door!

  • @alexzandr1497
    @alexzandr1497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Bear in mind I am in the smaller office

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Any company that throws an assignment to someone on his first day with zero training DESERVES TO FAIL. :)

    • @jimgag2
      @jimgag2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The company also deserves George

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Ohhh leave Jack alone, Jack’s got enough problems.”

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He might have been the one to train George

  • @am97001
    @am97001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    His "drumming" is actually really amazing. Great feel, cool phrasing, killer touch. Not sure if he plays or if he's just so talented that everything artistic he does is great.

    • @GiantsWS
      @GiantsWS ปีที่แล้ว

      HEY GUYS LOOK I KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT DRUMMING SO EVERYONE LOOK AT MY SMART DRUMMING POST. Get a life.

    • @SXI96
      @SXI96 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you look closely, he's in office "808", which was the Roland drum machine heavily used back in 80s Hip Hop and 90s Rap..
      808 is slang for "beat" or "track"
      Was George drumming just a coincidence?.. I wonder

    • @am97001
      @am97001 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SXI96 interesting observation! I wouldn't put anything past the writers of that show!

    • @RakastanPorkkanakakkua
      @RakastanPorkkanakakkua ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he had a lot of time to practice since he doesn't work.

    • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
      @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I consider hiring him for my band
      However, I hope he is aware

  • @patricksobb5762
    @patricksobb5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those documents didn't get into that accordian style folder by themselves. George was an underrated employee

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen ปีที่แล้ว

      The two minutes it took him to do that was the most work he did in the whole series!

  • @mikeg1378
    @mikeg1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:48 “Ah tah-tah a tutt-tel” best line of the whole clip

  • @johnherndon9040
    @johnherndon9040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jason Alexander is a great comedic actor. And this was brilliantly written.

  • @muggymug
    @muggymug ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guarantee that George went back to try to collect that week’s pay. 😆

  • @marktabaczynski2826
    @marktabaczynski2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This is exactly what a 7 year old would do if he over night suddenly became a adult man.

    • @floydhebert3684
      @floydhebert3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This must be one of the most oddly specific insults one can recieve

    • @NightbreakNY
      @NightbreakNY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats basically what they made the movie "Big' about..

  • @gezachewyabio8167
    @gezachewyabio8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I enjoy understanding 😂 😂 😂

  • @lawyerep
    @lawyerep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every time I see a Penske truck I think of Costanza.

  • @dapper892
    @dapper892 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I enjoy understanding” 😂

  • @mark224
    @mark224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I'm watching this at work.... I am George Costanza

    • @MrNoosphere
      @MrNoosphere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Afternoon nap under the desk?

    • @RandomGuy285
      @RandomGuy285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine trying to kill time without a computer. Yikes.

  • @acspenner
    @acspenner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Mr. Penske? Of the Penske file?

    • @TheJaviferrol
      @TheJaviferrol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Andrew Penner CONSTANZA?!

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Penner *Doug Dimmadome?*

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thehammurabichode7994 Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!?

  • @GiGi-fy6rg
    @GiGi-fy6rg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I enjoy understanding" lol

  • @joechiodi5529
    @joechiodi5529 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time I see a Penske truck out on the road I think of this. “ you’re not Penske material”!

    • @FatherManus
      @FatherManus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same, lmao.

  • @JoeRyMi
    @JoeRyMi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’ve seen every episode at least 5 times, and I never caught him practicing making a noose 😂

    • @philippe88
      @philippe88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha I love that part... 🤣

    • @donovanjd3
      @donovanjd3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just noticed that too

  • @davidvalencia773
    @davidvalencia773 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He actually gets down on the drums lol

  • @damo87araimo
    @damo87araimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No computer, no internet, no mobile phone. Can't imagine working without any of these.

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
    @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Penske playing with a noose....hilarious!

  • @b_t___r5112
    @b_t___r5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how Penske bursts into the office.

  • @liduck52
    @liduck52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If i formed a rock band i'd call it The Penske File.

  • @matteofabrizio409
    @matteofabrizio409 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lmao the image of Penske fashioning a noose as he talks about the board of directors being under indictment gets me everytime! 🤣🤣

  • @haldundere5865
    @haldundere5865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "story of my life" hand gesture at the end is a perfect finish to this epic classic episode.

  • @aszteroidt
    @aszteroidt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So fitting and perfect that the one place that George is “material” to work for is so inept and screwed up that their board is under indictment…

  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everytime I see a Penke truck I think of George's boss telling him he's not Penske material.

  • @Scottie_S
    @Scottie_S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've been retired since 2003 and have been working on the Penske file since then. I'm not ashamed....

  • @fdr100100
    @fdr100100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Pretty much me in every job memorizing steps without knowing or caring about it
    Pretending to understand things and agreeing with everything the boss says and then being buried in trying to decide everything due to my initial lack of interest and all the while slowly building anxiety until one day all my small errors have built up and are exposed showing my incompetence

    • @neofx22
      @neofx22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally me right now

    • @MilwaukeeF40C
      @MilwaukeeF40C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's called learning. Think of it as a practice job that will be your competition some day, and you are sabotaging it.

    • @Kyavata
      @Kyavata 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the human experience.

    • @danwilliams4089
      @danwilliams4089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG the Peter Principle exists

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve got away with this for 30 years now!

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Love when he scrambles awake! 03:49

    • @strewf
      @strewf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brian Battles This is exactly why a sleeping alcove is indispensable.

  • @HilalBavaria
    @HilalBavaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best excuse ever "working in the smaller office" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidporter671
    @davidporter671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how it’s exactly 9:00 am when he walks into his office. So cartoonish.

    • @dumbasscunt441
      @dumbasscunt441 ปีที่แล้ว

      You never been on time before? Get real

  • @johnpelletier7641
    @johnpelletier7641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "The Penske file". "Mr. Penske is here to see you."

  • @MykeyMassacre
    @MykeyMassacre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ohhh that Penske…we’ll straighten him out! 😂

  • @ABR11hour
    @ABR11hour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Laughed so much watching George play the pencil drums at his desk

  • @brucewayneissupermanquinn601
    @brucewayneissupermanquinn601 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I am in the smaller office…” I love the little hint of indignation from George there…

  • @jameslaurent6491
    @jameslaurent6491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Jason is amazing, but the supporting cast in this episode is out of this world.

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      one of the best episodes

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I was just thinking of how perfectly casted the actor who played Mr. Tuttle was.

  • @theblackalbundy5922
    @theblackalbundy5922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What have you been doing all week?....you haven't done anything with this" 😂😂

  • @msxmurda2385
    @msxmurda2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    George even took the Penske file home with him, but didn’t do a damn thing with it 😂

  • @2riverageo
    @2riverageo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well, George always has that Marine Biologist apprenticeship to fall back on

    • @carultch
      @carultch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carultch He can pretend to be both.

  • @mrjinkorea
    @mrjinkorea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What a slacker! God, I love that guy! George is everything I wish I could be.

  • @andreww1212
    @andreww1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was me after I got my first job after graduating. "They gave me the Penske project."

  • @RajHK8
    @RajHK8 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tuttle went from “You understand everything immediately” to “I’m beginning to wonder if you understand anything” LOL that is literally me

  • @seinfan9
    @seinfan9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you're wondering why there's random opera music, this episode was called The Barber. It was centered around Jerry getting a crappy haircut from his aging Italian barber and trying to get it fixed by the barber's nephew without him finding out. The name of the opera is called The Barber of Seville.

  • @Eevian666
    @Eevian666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Well, you missed a lovely little party that we had for Grace" Haha.