Stop Charging People Extra for Sauce - Roy Wood Jr.

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  • Roy Wood Jr. remembers encountering an upset customer at a McDonald’s and wishes grocery store workers would stop being so polite.
    Roy Wood Jr.: Father Figure
    Original airdate: February 19, 2017
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  • @lovechild4141
    @lovechild4141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    “The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾

    • @Shitor603
      @Shitor603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just watched that part

  • @KakarotC
    @KakarotC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    “Sitting here arguing with a grown man about 2 ounces of sauce” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cynthiariddick8184
      @cynthiariddick8184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yesss. All the little packs of sauce in my fridge come feom Taco Bell

    • @KakarotC
      @KakarotC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Let's Go Brandon fucking relax Brandon it’s a joke

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "And that ain't even HIS sauce!" :)

    • @jordanfauntleroy2013
      @jordanfauntleroy2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They not even a ounce lol

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jordanfauntleroy2013 they are but I can't see that. 1 oz is 30 ml and 2 oz is 60 ml. For perspective 1 cup is 8 oz or 240 ml. You think 8 of those packets equal 1 cup much less 2 of those packets being 0.25 of a cup?

  • @modesty2427
    @modesty2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    “Our nuggets today is our children’s nuggets tomorrow” that got me LMAO 😂

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎯🎯🎯🎯 (Except he just Might Not be joking, here.)😂
      Anyway, just skip the nuggets until further notice.🤢

    • @martinnduati1132
      @martinnduati1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd want to see him play #MLK in a movie.

    • @dreamsofcosmicoceans8105
      @dreamsofcosmicoceans8105 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinnduati1132 That... actually isn't a bad idea.

  • @dakaliajohnson5831
    @dakaliajohnson5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    This was good! "I'm already here! You won!!" I felt that 😩😂😂

    • @Zim24Diva
      @Zim24Diva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same😂😂🤣🤣

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "it's not like your register is gonna come up short two honey mustards" I LOL'd

    • @LoveyourzAF
      @LoveyourzAF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It phonetically sounds like he could have said two hundred million... which makes it funnier to me.

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoveyourzAF ???

    • @makaimorris4915
      @makaimorris4915 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoveyourzAF ???

  • @LA2047
    @LA2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When I used to drive for Uber/Lyft the most popular thing I did was sending a text to the rider when I rolled up that not only told them I was there, but also gave them the option of texting "0" they wanted polite conversation or "1" if they didn't want to talk.

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow. Now that's customer service at its best.

    • @NicholsKT
      @NicholsKT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And you sir just earned an automatic $20 tip from me! I’m an introvert. I DON’T want to talk. I love your idea.

    • @mom2suns857
      @mom2suns857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Smart! Other drivers should do this!

    • @lucienfortner841
      @lucienfortner841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This should be made standard procedure! :D

  • @stephanieriley3716
    @stephanieriley3716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I got written up at Whole Foods for not smiling enough. This guy gets it.

    • @jeffngarden
      @jeffngarden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn 😭🥴

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow, that's harsh!

    • @whosthatgirlitstiff1861
      @whosthatgirlitstiff1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn lmao, I thought I was the only one in the history of earth who got in trouble for not smiling at work🤣

    • @joeallen4587
      @joeallen4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s an extremely rare achievement to unlock, congrats Stephanie🍾 👏🏿 😂

    • @Detroit-gx5nd
      @Detroit-gx5nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you have the required number of ear and nose piercings?

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I love Roy man, he's so funny no matter what he's talking about. And he's a pro, great entertainer.

    • @worldofcorn
      @worldofcorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The amazing job of being a humorist

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@worldofcorn there's actually a professional, official word for that. It's "comedian"

    • @worldofcorn
      @worldofcorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@portlandgoose4727 no I know but that's what he is as well is a humorist too lolol

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@worldofcorn You're both right 😁

    • @worldofcorn
      @worldofcorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jbmp1390 lolol

  • @Drewski217
    @Drewski217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Anyway, as a fast food worker I have to tell we really DO NOT CARE about the sauces thing but we're filmed and watched. If it were up to us you'd get 3 sauces if you wanted because that would get you out the store faster! For a time a former boss invented a way to get us to charge people for extra sauces (after people for a time were asking for 6 or more) and we'd get writeups if we didn't do it.

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anyway

    • @JulieeEliz
      @JulieeEliz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@tobiramasenju6290 ???

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      In the food places I go to, you get employees who won't give you enough for your meal or ones who will give you a long-term supply.
      When you run into the give you enough for armageddon employee you have to use that as an opportunity to save packets for when the employee who thinks they're rationing for the great recession is working. Employees either don't care because it's not their money or they're control freaks who want to monitor how many sauces you get.

    • @exceptionalcreationswithto1895
      @exceptionalcreationswithto1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @drewski217 I feel you. I was a training director for Chick-fil-A for many years and it was a little different there but at some of the other places I've worked we had to charge and we checked it during inventory to make sure the money and the number of items sold matched, we also watched cameras and had to write up employees for things such as giving away certain food items without charging. So I totally get it.

    • @jenwendy7
      @jenwendy7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wow - great insight. Thanks for shedding light. That's BS you're filmed like that.

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “The price you pay for politeness is your time.” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Preach it Mr. Woods!!! Truth right there🔥

  • @timgood9818
    @timgood9818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    “You want ketchup with that?”
    “No.”
    *gets home, checks bag*
    20 packs of ketchup

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      No napkins or straw though. Lmao

    • @petersollom4860
      @petersollom4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theerealatm j hi hp

    • @timboslice9905
      @timboslice9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is underrated. Lolol. Cause that’s exactly how it is. But when you ask for it….

    • @timboslice9905
      @timboslice9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theerealatm You’re right again. I hate getting home with a drink but no straw.

    • @aycoded7840
      @aycoded7840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't complain.

  • @floppsymoppsy5969
    @floppsymoppsy5969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Dear Lord, this man is a genius!!! Why aren't more people talking about it!!!

    • @nonsugarfree
      @nonsugarfree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ve been patiently waiting for a new special from him for years now. Check out his last one as well if you haven’t seen it. It’s comedy gold.

    • @qcjackson5612
      @qcjackson5612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nonsugarfree he has a new special on comedy central tonight.

    • @ricolewis2949
      @ricolewis2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does prank phone calls that are CLASSIC… always threatening to “go to the trunk on ya”

    • @tgeh448
      @tgeh448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always think the same thing when I'm 1.5 hours into watching Roy on TH-cam trying to fall asleep 😅

    • @angelica21290
      @angelica21290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because disunity sells

  • @thegoodgodabove8264
    @thegoodgodabove8264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    I'm literally at McDonald's watching this and saw them charge a dude for some sauce lmao

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m at McDonalds reading a comment about you at McDonald’s watching this while seeing them charge a dude for some sauce.

    • @patbrewster479
      @patbrewster479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@terrycrews1760 whoop dee doo

    • @user-hm5mw9er3y
      @user-hm5mw9er3y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @AL Probably a Trump supporter too🤣

    • @AndiiBoii007
      @AndiiBoii007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm at McDonald's reading your comment about you Writing a comment about you watching somebody getting charged for a sauce

    • @Monica-vt4mz
      @Monica-vt4mz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AndiiBoii007 I’m at McDonald’s reading about you at McDonalds reading a comment about someone who is also reading the same comment about someone watching someone get charged for sauce.

  • @roddiemira
    @roddiemira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "you ever meet the guardian of the sauce" 😂😂😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Keep in mind, Roy used to work at Golden Corral. He knows his restaurants.

    • @flipsidemob807
      @flipsidemob807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      2 chickens and a carrot cake

    • @robkoper841
      @robkoper841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SMITTY!

    • @LittySmitty
      @LittySmitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dmariolandrum6253
      @dmariolandrum6253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bru, that story so funny😂🤣

    • @100nitrog
      @100nitrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@flipsidemob807 Don't forget the pitcher of water.

  • @austin78993
    @austin78993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    This dude has like Grandpa humor. I love it. So old school.

    • @Discokrieg
      @Discokrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Grandpa humor" I love it!

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Grandpa humor? Lmao congrats you managed to be nice and rude at the same time. That man gon read this and be like damn I’m only 38. Are my jokes really that lame? Grandpa humor makes 4yr olds and under laugh lol

    • @Discokrieg
      @Discokrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@terrycrews1760 I, uh, think you're reading too much into a very harmless comment. That, or trying to put it into a negative context.
      His humor has an old soul vibe to it, the kind of humor you'd hear from the somber voice of a grandfather or older gentleman that is genuinely funny, you know... like "Grandpa" humor does.

    • @raithryn6427
      @raithryn6427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@terrycrews1760 So you've never had a funny ass grandpa huh? The old people I know have the craziest stories and are very funny.

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raithryn6427 not making this up but my grandfather kind of disowned me since I don’t go to church w/ him anymore. Happened over 10yrs ago. Meh, oh well though. That’s neither here nor there. I don’t remember him being funny.

  • @chozin1976
    @chozin1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Roy Wood Jr is in my top 5 funniest comedians out today, so underrated!!!

    • @elrickpenn
      @elrickpenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... Deadass !!! ...

  • @usakira428
    @usakira428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3276

    Taco bell will give a person 10 sauces for 2 tacos

    • @steve20032
      @steve20032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😅

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Right, they'll be a tear in the bag from the weight of the sauce. I think they're trying to play a psychological trick to make you think you got more food lol

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The one I go to....I tell em I want 6 beef burritos and a crapload of fire sauce...they give me 6...I use 3 sauces on 1 burrito lol

    • @burnzism
      @burnzism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      😅 You're right, taco bell doesn't mess around.

    • @MarkWellsindxgo
      @MarkWellsindxgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They also have people mailing empty sauce packets in to taco belll

  • @eightyninetreasure
    @eightyninetreasure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That’s why I love self check out. I work in retail, and see when people avoid contact and run to self checkout, I feel you 1000%.

    • @kaylawaters2691
      @kaylawaters2691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a sales associate in a store (and as a shopper that either preorders stuff online or uses self checkouts myself), I feel this comment on a deep level. I don't want to bother customers with extra comments/questions nor do I want to be bothered when I shop with extra comments/questions. Probably the general consensus is going to be that no one wants to be bothered with excess questions and comments when all we want is to ring up stuff and go on about our day.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've gone so far as to order groceries to be delivered to my house so I can avoid being sold a million damn things at the register or hunt for a self check out lol

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Problem with self-checkout at the grocery store I go to is when it's not busy, two cashiers nearby watch the self checkout customers, I guess to prevent theft.

  • @herrtomkat92
    @herrtomkat92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “The price for politeness is your time”, that’s deep though

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    One time while i was a cashier at Target I got written up for not being peppy enough when talking to customers so yes we will get fired for not being nice hahahaha

    • @imactuallysotoxic8709
      @imactuallysotoxic8709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Peppy" enough? They should be happy I clocked in 🤣

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, that's a job I know I'll never be able to do

    • @Quinn007625
      @Quinn007625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When I worked at Forever 21, I got written up because I was caught not smiling. I was working an 8 hour and was not allowed to sit. My jaw hurt more than my feet. I was told that every time I didn't smile, I was causing a dip in sales because customers want to shop somewhere with happy employees.

    • @HT-pl8du
      @HT-pl8du 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Quinn007625 lol these the same people paying minimum wage want you to smile about it?

    • @cycyj847
      @cycyj847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got let go for not having enough pep in my step 🤣

  • @spthibault
    @spthibault 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I've had the sauce argument with McyDees. For a 20 piece they were giving 2 sauces. But for a 6 piece they gave 1. 🤔 so that's a min of 3 for a 20p, and for a 4p = 1 sauce which is 5 sauces. The manager was not cool with basic math. But he did give me 2 more sauces.

    • @peterherrera7566
      @peterherrera7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The real important math is who got your money?

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's fucked, the McD's here gives 3 sauces for 20 nugs

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you expect them to do, open a packet and only give you some of the sauce for the 6 piece? lol. Your basic math was entirely too basic 😂

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They give 2 for a 10. They definitely were shorting you

    • @keithdior1657
      @keithdior1657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been there bro lol they be tripping 🤣

  • @CassD33
    @CassD33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Good comedians are really philosophers with impeccable timing. Loved this bit!👍
    And now I need nuggets...

    • @kathleenkenyon4074
      @kathleenkenyon4074 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a cousin of the great drummer Jack DeJohnette...

  • @creepincarl
    @creepincarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This is why Home Depot don't waste time on customer service but Lowes supposedly does. You wanna chit chat you go to Lowes. You want STFU you go to Home Depot.

    • @positivelight5226
      @positivelight5226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You want help finding what you need go to Lowes. You wanna waste a bunch of time walking around the store lost & frustrated because the employees got a attitude about you spending money there then go to Home Depot

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I ain't going to either because I can't afford to hire a sherpa to take me on a week long hike through an effen store.
      I'll go to a reasonable sized store or order it on Amazon.

    • @andrewprovost7939
      @andrewprovost7939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@positivelight5226 as a former Lowes employee, can confirm

    • @creepincarl
      @creepincarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewprovost7939 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MickeyMerris
      @MickeyMerris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Primalxbeast I literally laughed out loud at your comment . it's like one of those long ass trek montages in indiana jones just to get a new drill bit .

  • @jasminejanelle1228
    @jasminejanelle1228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As a supervisor at a retail store. This hit different 😭😭😂😂🤣

  • @southkeydonkeyote1005
    @southkeydonkeyote1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "If i was white i would've got 7 nuggets!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Josephprouse1234
    @Josephprouse1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Well i need a quarter" like hes selling a cigarette at the bus stop

  • @annec8127
    @annec8127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The STFU line is the "self-check out" (except when you get one of those touchy weighing machines and then its the @$%* it line).

  • @SuperUsernameization
    @SuperUsernameization 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "The price you pay for politeness is your time." Truer words never spoken.

  • @Pepperminge_Mononoke
    @Pepperminge_Mononoke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I used to work at gas station and would talk with all sorts of ppl (although I didn't use it to keep ppl or be weird)
    But I made friends with regulars, was there for complete strangers (helped push car to pump, gave comfort to an old man who would've had no outside contact, talked with homeless to see what essentials they need help with, and told someone suicidal they deserve to live). Sometimes one action can make someone's day, life, or outlook. But that doesn't mean you force a convo everytime.

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I've watched a lot of his stuff and I love this one 🤩 Double nugget is the lucky one 😅😅

  • @anthonycorbin8194
    @anthonycorbin8194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The way the jokes are so put together in the story behind them are dope‼️‼️‼️🙌🏾 ‼️

  • @kellacanb
    @kellacanb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I really hate that store mess. 🤣🤣🤣 I used to work at a shoe store and they forced us to ask customers fiddyleven things before we could ring them up and I promise you, I despised it just as much as they did.

    • @ATdaSPIDERMAN
      @ATdaSPIDERMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣, "fiddyleven" man I ain't that in so long. I know exactly what you mean though

    • @quest4redemption462
      @quest4redemption462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel you. When I worked at Office Depot they literally had us harassing customers.

  • @bbtank3000
    @bbtank3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “So you had a card this whole time?” 🤣

  • @Hippo_Hegemony
    @Hippo_Hegemony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I worked at wendys for a summer, my whole attitude was " it aint mine". I gave people free burgers, a gallon of sauce whatever. Had a couple walked in they ordered one meal large and a med drink. I grabbed two large cups, by mistake, and just gave it to them. The dude was like " but we only ordered one large" . I stared into this man's soul and just said " Im too lazy to grab the med."

    • @We.are.withdrawn
      @We.are.withdrawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pauloh4571
      @pauloh4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How democratic of you. You give away the property of someone else then act as if you were the one being generous. The legal terminology is theft. Hopefully, you will start a business one day and employ individuals just like yourself.

    • @yvetterene
      @yvetterene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @We.are.withdrawn
      @We.are.withdrawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pauloh4571 technically Wendy's steals away tax dollars from everyone in the nation and give it to themselves in the form of corporate welfare, by paying low wages that people cannot live off of... and they act like its theirs. So in fact they have taken much more from the employee than the value of a few beverages, which already have enormous profit margins.

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      salute to a real one 🤣🤣

  • @R7AWSUM
    @R7AWSUM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Funnily enough, there have been several grocery stores that learned the hard way that pricing everything lower doesn't work that well. Many stores that tried experienced severe drops in traffic and sales, because it was actually the 'sale' that was triggering the impulse for people to come in and buy.
    Sometimes sound logic and customer behaviors just do not line up the way you'd think they would.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Walmart would disagree. Lol it’s how they put Kmart out of business. People still go there to this day thinking they’re getting a deal and don’t even notice that they jacked the prices up on a lot of things. Lol

    • @jpmiller7922
      @jpmiller7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JCPenneys proved that when they did away with their "sales"

  • @DCGuruX
    @DCGuruX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As an introvert I felt all of this lol

  • @tylerzimmerman757
    @tylerzimmerman757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    “I had a dream. That white people and black people would get an equal amount of nuggets!”
    “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

    • @TheAnonymousShade
      @TheAnonymousShade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wendy's has better nuggets than McDonald's

    • @tylerzimmerman757
      @tylerzimmerman757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheAnonymousShade Facts

    • @lisaschooler9992
      @lisaschooler9992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAnonymousShade And less expensive! I mean if you buy the small size… Comparatively

    • @C.A-74
      @C.A-74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☝️☝️😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mcl8182
      @mcl8182 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😅

  • @rainguy2411
    @rainguy2411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "The grocery store illuminati" he's crazy haha

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😫😭😂😂😂😂 Huh-LAR-i-OUS

    • @Bo55edup
      @Bo55edup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That part had me rolling! Lmao

  • @UrsusMaior
    @UrsusMaior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾
    Roy'd love shopping in Germany. You'd be lucky to get a "hello" and "have a nice day". Both together is almost as rare as a free sauce. Which in Germany you don't get either. Period.

    • @alexander1902
      @alexander1902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or public restrooms, right?

  • @maiwei
    @maiwei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Having worked retail, I relate so well. Trust me, it was just as cringe for us having to sell the membership cards and "free magazines". And the "pep talks" from the district managers about how it's "totally worth it" and "a great value". And some people wonder how Amazon got so big xD

  • @SgtCroaker
    @SgtCroaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "NO, I didn't come here to do homework" I'm fucking dying!

  • @EzraNiesen
    @EzraNiesen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I loved shopping at my neighborhood Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee. The Black ladies who worked there all kept membership cards at their registers and swiped them for everyone automatically, instead of asking everyone if we had them or wanted to sign up for them every time we shopped there.

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn which PW? I also live here.

    • @EzraNiesen
      @EzraNiesen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chenstormstout9456 Capitol Dr., between Humboldt Blvd and Holton St.

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EzraNiesen aw man I used to live over in Sherman Park!

  • @donnabarrera4304
    @donnabarrera4304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    He definitely is funny 😁, he really hits on some real issues in a hysterical manner!! Love ❤️ him!

  • @Ola-mn1kg
    @Ola-mn1kg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My goodness, this guy is HILARIOUS. I laughed out multiple time.

  • @zerospecs2331
    @zerospecs2331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love this man. I remember years ago, McDonald's was charging people for water. Water. In a small ass plastic cup. 25 cents. In the middle of drop dead summer heat. I was so pissed. I walked out and didn't go back for years, and when I did I only went after I asked if the water was free 🤷🏽‍♀️ but now I hardly ever.
    Companies are so ridiculously greedy. It's sad. On the flip side, I had someone at the register buy me a drink when all I asked for was water, and said "We need to take care of each other."
    What's so hard about this greedy corporate? 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People take advantage of free. Also, the amount of scholarships and promotions are directly related to profits. It's not all bad but yes they are greedy. It's a business, not a charity. I'm just saying it's not a black and white situation. A lot of grey area.

    • @spracketskooch
      @spracketskooch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The people who run those huge corporations have literally let people starve. During the great depression there was a guy who ran a food company, I forget his name. The people were too poor to buy his food, so instead of saying, "you know what I'm in a position to help these starving people, let me charge reduced prices or give away my companies food for free", he gathered up all the excess food, poured kerosene on it, and lit it on fire.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spracketskooch got a source for that claim?

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You really showed them,huh?

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexandercanella4479 An organization doesn't have to be a charity in order to not nickel and dime people to death. And yes, some people take advantage of free, but not nearly as much as corporations take advantage of the working class and the poor. Those scholarships and promotions are a drop in the bucket compared to the salaries those profits support for those in the C-suite and upper management. It's like comparing a basket of apples to an entire orchard.
      Very little in life is black and white, but today's corporate greed is in no way justified, no matter what "scholarships and promotions" they offer. Charging someone for a cup of water is absurd, regardless of context.

  • @tiffanyr4460
    @tiffanyr4460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    😂 Discount cards in grocery stores never made sense to me either! I'm with Roy just price the food at the cheapest price!

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They know that most people like getting an "insider privilege".

    • @GreenyZay
      @GreenyZay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They do that so they can track your spending habits and sell them more to y6.

    • @idkalan00
      @idkalan00 ปีที่แล้ว

      On top of tracking your spending habits, the store will also sell your data to advertisers.
      So yeah, you're getting a discount for their "free" membership, but the store gets data to sell and make even more money back

  • @jordangryder375
    @jordangryder375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Why someone got to die over some sauce lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tiaffo
    @Tiaffo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "... The grocery store Illuminati..." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @waltergill1226
    @waltergill1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've definitely had the double nugget🤣🤣🤣

  • @81BOOKS
    @81BOOKS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m binge watching all his stand up. This guys comedy is legendary

  • @tonyhill7656
    @tonyhill7656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Never heard of this cat, but I'm definitely going to keep following this brother. Can't get better than realistic subjects

    • @Dkaizen3000
      @Dkaizen3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything he does is on point. I’ve seen so much of the stuff and it’s all excellent!

  • @Trill104
    @Trill104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This was brilliant lmao… I can’t believe how smooth this routine came together towards the end lmao i may need to watch this entire special.

  • @startedfromscratch1529
    @startedfromscratch1529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Taco bell will give you 20 packs of sauce even if you only ordered a Baja Blast lol

    • @jayebogar
      @jayebogar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @jdhartsough
      @jdhartsough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The app should just have a checkmark for whatever flavor you want a fistful of.

    • @ricolewis2949
      @ricolewis2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A great prank my older daughter played on my Jinder daughter that I have on video from Taco Bell from 10 years ago:
      My younger daughter went to the bathroom. Now, I don’t like food tampering with pranks (but we are family and she could get a new cup.) The older opened a pack of picante sauce and opened the cup top. She then inserted the straw into the picante pack. She then shut the lid back on. Refilled with Pepsi. When my youngest daughter took an aggressive “sip” of PICANTE, Ahhhh man…. She was ready to trade us in for a nice family! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Cried, cried, and cried! Memories!

    • @quentinwooten30
      @quentinwooten30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn right. And some napkins lol

    • @godchild006
      @godchild006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @tkhannibal2476
    @tkhannibal2476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great Comedian. And his Father is part of a History that changed the world n lives. Greatness all round

  • @joannachaney2225
    @joannachaney2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He is hilarious. Gotta find more of his stuff 🤣🤣

    • @MR-BERRYTEA
      @MR-BERRYTEA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's on Spotify!

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The daily show features him, tons of stuff on TH-cam

    • @Javifrom303
      @Javifrom303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is on his “father figure” stand up

    • @Zand0r
      @Zand0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up “this is not happening”

    • @joannachaney2225
      @joannachaney2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zand0r I just watched it and o couldn't tell you how hard I wheezed and chocked laughing at him 💀

  • @dimspacha
    @dimspacha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm French I hear leodicaprio and the nugget bits; I'm hooked bro.
    I expect a LOT from you MrRoyWoodJr in 2022

  • @kafkollectif525
    @kafkollectif525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The best was that white woman who went crazy over them not having nuggets during breakfast and climbed through the drive thru 🙈🤣

  • @Colorcrayons
    @Colorcrayons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So damn good. I feel less alone and validated seeing his experiences in retail mirror mine. Not only does everything cost more monetarily, but they got to steal your time.

  • @naxel37
    @naxel37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Glad there are still some real comedians that exist. Hilarious!

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Knew that he's famous and figured he was hilarious, but never really checked his comedy out. Glad I did. He's on fire 💯

  • @typingreallyfast
    @typingreallyfast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That callback to the sauce was elite-tier smooth

  • @blaze5053
    @blaze5053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This reminds me of Grandpa not want to butter his own popcorn at the movies. I miss Boondocks

  • @VidaBlue317
    @VidaBlue317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The chicken nugget story had me rollin' 🤣

  • @dinewalton
    @dinewalton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I use to work in a fast food place. A case of sauce cost about $30 for 100 cups. So it was basically .30 cents per sauce. We would go through 10-15 cases a week. So it adds up.

  • @mercurygirl8404
    @mercurygirl8404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:12 this is too damn hillarious 🤣😭 yesterday I worked register 2 and I'm one of the most silent cashiers there 🤣🤣

  • @bluecrystalpalace
    @bluecrystalpalace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This has Trader Joes written all over it LOL, I feel like a jerk sometimes when I'm not in the mood to conversate with the stock people or cashier, but in my head I'm like, "I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't feel like talking, is that a crime?"

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🎯🎯🎯🎯

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Conversate is not a word.

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wordsculpt Wrong. Check your Webster’s. “Conversate” is an intransitive verb.📚

    • @PrettyINCs
      @PrettyINCs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go to Walmart then. Don’t go to TJs until you are ready for friendly customer service.

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PrettyINCs Or maybe Whole Foods. Oops.🤭 They’re nice there too.
      Oh well, there’s always online shopping.🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man speaks truth that touches me deep to my soul.

  • @kafkollectif525
    @kafkollectif525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I never understood that how people act like the sauce is coming out of their paycheck. Like the manager is counting the sauces at the end of their shift 🙈😂 Anytime I worked places I just gave people stuff 😎🥂

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because they actually do. Sometimes the managers will literally stand over us to make sure we charge people for extra sauce.

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lukelyon1781 what a sad sad existence they must have

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dickhitswater4836 well some places are extremely stingy and upper management will literally fire you/chew you out/write you up if you don't charge for every little thing.

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lukelyon1781 I know, that’s what’s so sad about it. Especially when at the end of the day tons of that stuff gets thrown away anyways, the manager certainly doesn’t get anything out of being like that and I highly doubt it effects mcdonalds bottom line. Crazy how a tiny bit of authority goes straight to someone’s head. It’s usually typical of someone who gets bullied at home whether it be by a spouse, kids or overbearing parents.

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fast food in the UK they throw handfuls of sauce in the bag, sometimes 8 or more. Didnt even ask for it.

  • @josebaez5967
    @josebaez5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So happy I found this comedian 🙌🏽

  • @Vanguardkl
    @Vanguardkl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So glad Roy got his own show underrated

  • @lincolnpascual
    @lincolnpascual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I honestly don't mind the chit chat, tbh. I'm a pretty quiet guy in general, don't talk too much. But I don't mind connecting with people for a few minutes, even if it's corporate mandate. The workers are people too, and they might be having a shitty day too, forced to fake a smile. That simple polite interaction could change their whole day, if it's genuine. It's done so for me before.
    Never underestimate the effect of a sincere smile and a heartfelt "you have a good day too"... we're all stuck on this rock in space together. Might as well make the best of it.

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said.

    • @lyndamcdonald7701
      @lyndamcdonald7701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like you, that was so kind to read. It takes less than 5min to smile and thank a person.

  • @jimmieholland9878
    @jimmieholland9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Man why this so funny y’all?

    • @jimmieholland9878
      @jimmieholland9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Weird Gardener 🌱 thanks haha, man this got 28 likes. Never imagined that happen haha

  • @JT-fv6ih
    @JT-fv6ih 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always say that " you act like the sauce yours" 🤦🏾‍♂️..or charge extra for cheese, give me the cheese that the person ahead didn't want!

    • @raybrown5587
      @raybrown5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fuckery is they want to charge you extra for adding things but don't cut the price if you want things removed

  • @pauleichhammer2082
    @pauleichhammer2082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I respect this I use to work at a grocery store for about 5 years as a cashier 2.5 years In they changed the rules that we had to say hi to people as they walked in even if we where ringing someone up. Got called out outta 10 coworkers. Idk how that works

  • @Darksagan
    @Darksagan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He killed that set. 😂😂😂

  • @rickeshpatel4025
    @rickeshpatel4025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love Roy always and forever 🙌🏽

  • @LarryDavid47
    @LarryDavid47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOVE this new material! The supermarket bit is fantastic.

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For fast food I promise the best food you’ll get is from the night shift. Night shift hooks people up all the time 😂

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Can I just have 2 fire sauce packets?”
    “Sure!”
    “There is 12 sauce packets in here…”

  • @PhillyTK
    @PhillyTK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man is a genius bruh, I always die of laughter watching his stuff 🤣

  • @robbiegailh.2076
    @robbiegailh.2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So smart and timely; Roy always makes me feel better. 😁😁😁

  • @RoyAlWhicheez
    @RoyAlWhicheez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They do have a lane with no chit chat though. The one where you ring yourself up

    • @snoozley853
      @snoozley853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll use the self checkout lane the day I get a discount for doing so. I work hard enough to not also work at a grocery store every time I visit.

    • @adamdooley8977
      @adamdooley8977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unfortunately, I talk to myself. 😳

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not everywhere.

    • @RoyAlWhicheez
      @RoyAlWhicheez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@snoozley853 yeah I get it, running 4 or 5 items across a scanner to be the kind of work that's gonna effect the rest of your day I totally understand. Even if it's only 1 item and doing it yourself might be faster, there should be an employee there to beckon your every call and treat you like the 1 item king you are

    • @Cyberneticnixie
      @Cyberneticnixie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Being a cashier for as long as I was is *exactly* why I go to self-check now. I know what I'm doing, and it's a lot faster.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Laughed so hard once he got to the foot in the door.

  • @djmeta4
    @djmeta4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There is a grocery store close to where I live, that the cashier's always scan a random card before they start ring info you up. It's makes it so much easier

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't wait to watch *Roy Wood Jr's new comedy special tonight at 10:30pm on Comedy Central after Charlamagne tha God's show, Tha God's Honest Truth!*
    (can you tell I watched The Daily Show and heard Roy say that so much that I am programmed to repeat the details for his show? 🤣😂🤣)

  • @biggerdoofus
    @biggerdoofus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In my area, they do have STFU lanes. They're called self-checkout. And they're used almost exclusively at some hours of the day.

    • @plkthebest
      @plkthebest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s the slavery lane. Where you work for free and don’t even get the employee discount.

  • @Gothic_Bondage
    @Gothic_Bondage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the price you pay for politeness is your time"
    lmao damn came here to laugh and leaving a new person

  • @tevinh3333
    @tevinh3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I had a manager who knew if you gave away sauce

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had a manager who made us pick up packets people left on the table and put them back. Wonder if he got fired during covid

  • @allashuwa_
    @allashuwa_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Idk if it's just me, but the crowd seemed dead asf.
    This guy deserve louder laughs and louder claps.

    • @monical733
      @monical733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it could be cuz it wasn’t funny or because it sounded like he was gonna make a joke and never finished it, changing topics pretty quick at first and stuff

    • @pinkishdiamondz
      @pinkishdiamondz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see where you're coming from at certain points. Every joke isn't for every crowd I guess.

  • @ChineduOpara
    @ChineduOpara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Roy is a comedy genius!!

  • @Johnny.B.G00D
    @Johnny.B.G00D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is soo spot on 🤣

  • @ghoraxe9000
    @ghoraxe9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If I was white .. I would have got 7 nuggets... Dead 😆☠️

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've gotten an extra nugget a few times. I am white.

    • @ghoraxe9000
      @ghoraxe9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @AL both races do it... White girls do it the most though lol

    • @MickeyMerris
      @MickeyMerris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @AL Calm down, Professor Serious. Dafuq ?

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AL it was just a humorous comment. I have no white guilt, but hope you seek help

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MickeyMerris he's white but has no personality or social skills, therefore highly enraged about his lack of entitlement lol

  • @kinggeorge190
    @kinggeorge190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ it is up to you, it’s on your side of the counter “ 😂

  • @ABum-nc7sb
    @ABum-nc7sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Calvin was gonna get his own franchise one day, but he came up two honey mustards short.
    Side note imma baller I always pull with a quarter for extra BBQ sauce

  • @jonaslundholm
    @jonaslundholm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just found a new comedian I like. You know how rare that is? There are a lot of okey comedians, some good ones and a few great. This is definitely good! A little like Chapelle, some Pryor with a hint of Eddie.

    • @dmariolandrum6253
      @dmariolandrum6253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roy Woods Jr. Got some good material!
      And he does a great live show!!

  • @ethanharrison9379
    @ethanharrison9379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely brilliant. Great composer and deliverance.

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:13 “Why I gotta join the Grocery Store Illuminati, just to get a discount!”

  • @How2HateYT
    @How2HateYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:25 The reason they want you to sign up for their card is so they can sell your information or use it in another business venture that the parent company owns.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, those cards create more revenue for the business. The thought process behind it is “why go somewhere else when I can get a discount here” especially when they use a point system. Plus it also gives it a “consumer loyalty” narrative by default.

    • @How2HateYT
      @How2HateYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jwdathefax377 No.. literally you signing up and using a "discount card" builds a profile for you that is then outsourced.. That is their primary function.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@How2HateYT Lol How about you Google what I said instead of going with the popular overused conspiracy theory. Sounds like you’re talking about blatant identity theft. How does that not sound ridiculous to you? 😆

    • @How2HateYT
      @How2HateYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jwdathefax377 You must be absolutely naïve if you believe corporations don't sell your information.. I'm not going to argue with you. Take your own advice and do some research.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@How2HateYT Websites you visit sell your information to other entities so that they may try to sell you something also. Same with scam calls that you may receive, but wtf use is your information to a grocery store? Places like that is using your information for the reason that I gave you. Take off the tin foil hat and stop trying so hard to be right about nothing. 🙄

  • @graham974
    @graham974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Same thing at Dominos they charge for freakin Parmesan cheese. I felt so bad when I worked there having to tell them it’s 50 cents and seeing their smile just sink 😔