He was talking about the SF Zoo tiger, right? Some idiot tried to climb the fence and turned himself into 1. A corpse, and 2. A ladder that allowed the tigerS to escape their enclosure to run around the east end of the park until they got murked, as the man says.
I'm Brazilian and i have personally seen jaguars near my property on more than one occasion, they usually avoid you and try to stay as far as possible from people, but there are rare cases of them attacking. I personally love these animals but at the same time i am glad they avoid me as much as i try to avoid them, they usually come closer at night to eat tilapias from my pond. They are terrifyingly good swimmers, to an extent you almost can't believe in person. They can cross 50ft of water in seconds when they are in a rush. More than a decade ago when i was a teenager i remember seeing on the news that a young woman got attacked and dragged to the woods by a jaguar near a waterfall she and her family were visiting, searches were conducted shortly after and they managed to find the jaguar, feasting on the woman's body on top of a big rock in a riverside.
As true as that statement is, the real question is why did it take us breeding Tigers with fucking Jaguars to come to that conclusion. That should not have been necessary to come to that realization.
Another fun fact about the snow leopard: they're the only big cat capable of singlehandedly taking down five martial art masters but will always lose to pandas.
I actually learned about teratomas in biology class and to add to it(brace yourselves girls), there are instances where hair and teeth were growing inside human ovaries. And as a female, the thought of that alone gave me more anxiety than I already had
Those are dermoid cysts, the most common form of teratoma. Teratomas are gonadal tumors that can be composed of literally any sort of tissue, including brain, muscle, intestinal, etc. They can occasionally be massive as well
I remember 20 years ago a fellow conscript had to go to mil hostpital because he had pain when sitting. After looking at it, they booked surgery in a normal hospital for him, and he came back 2 weeks later. When he did, he told us that he had some small abscess on one of his ass cheeks, and when they removed it, it had toothmaterial in it.
I had one of those cysts with teeth and hair inside! I only found out about it when I developed ovarian cysts on the other ovary and one burst, back in 2010 or so. It didn't seem to bother me unless I twisted my torso in my sleep. I started having other problems in 2019/2020 and had a complete hysterectomy because it had gotten so big. I don't think it was determined if it was a benign dermoid cyst or a resorbed twin, but it was definitely benign. And huge.
No Clue...er...you could probably hug a cheetah, they are pretty harmless to anything bigger than their prey...you'd just have to remember to watch out for the lions, hyenas, leopards, crocodiles or hippos who'll all happily cancel your ass while you do it!!!!!😷💞
I binged this guy's videos yesterday, and last night I had a dream about him narrating me and my mom's trip to a mall. As in, he was physically there with a camera and was following us and riffing the shit out of us, the mall, other customers, sale staffs, consumerism, capitalism, import/export, economics, brands, production and what have you.
“Penguin’s brain proceeds to commit blue screen for ten seconds before he realises that she just put the W in WAP and is tap dancing as a shitty coping mechanism and as a nuclear bomb alert for anyone within a 10 ft radius”
Prehistoric jaguars were big enough to prey on giant ground sloths. Just imagine a Jaguar but it's the size of a siberian tiger. When the megafauna started dying out selection pressure favored smaller jaguars that didn't need as much food.
@@Harsh-tf9he The way the comment I was responding to worded it seemed as though the megafauna starting to die out was a natural process, when in fact it was simply humans selectively hunting the largest animals and wreaking havoc upon ecosystems in the process.
You really believe humans ended the giants. Not true. There where not enough of us. And killing for sport without a gun. Just a spear. Wasn’t a priority. You see most of the time someone got injured or killed. Did you know a grisly bear skin can not be pierced by a small caliber gun. Like a 22. Maybe a 9mm could hurt him a bit. You do not understand the strength some animals have. For a tribe to kill a mamonth. They had to throw giant rocks at them. You can not exterminate millions of giants animals. Hoping you can rolma giant rock at the en to kill them.
One time I just got through a terrible break up and my friend and I were tripping mushrooms (weird choice, I know.) and he had his girlfriend drive us somewhere at about 9 PM. He said it’s where she lives, which was true. Well it turns out she lived at a big cat reservation. Yes, in south Florida. There were some that I was allowed to pet, cheetah, Florida panther, even a leopard. The Jaguar was off-limits.
@@anglshlnghnds as far as I know its because they have a law making all criminal cases public or something like that. So it be this crazy in all states but you only know the Florida one
@@kingdribs9286 He was a Florida Men. A Florida Men with a Black Panther. There is no need to about him because as our host said; this was only gonna end in one way
Cheetahs are absolutely cool cats. They are trying very hard to domesticate themselves to live with us. They are always walking up to people, pulling up a chair, sitting down and asking "Whatcha doing? Can I help? That looks fun! Can I get a ride into town?" and then they'll just purr away like your house cat does. They actually do fairly well in captivity, too.
No they don't do well in captivity. Most need emotional support animals and breeding then in captivity is extremely difficult. They do not belong in people's houses for heavens sake.
exactly what ive been saying. they dont just "cross the border" noo nononononononono ranchers hunted them to near extinction because they killed their livestock. Their natural range used to be quite extensive in the southwest U.S. its a shame most americans, even those that live in SW states have no idea jaguars used to roam the mountains in those areas. ive only ever been able to find game cam footage of jaguars in Arizona, its extremely rare but i hope they continue to make a resurgence in this country.
@@matthewcastellano9229 Thanks for the info, I never knew that! I hope they are successfully reintroduced to their natural territory range. I worry though that since some people are so scared shitless of literally any and every species of predatory animal, that if any jaguars are sighted that they’ll be killed :(
@@marvinarsolon715 You must be one of the people who gets scared over predator animals lol. They belong in wherever their natural territory range was. Predators are important to the ecosystem. In the past farmers also completely killed off wolves from most of their historic range in the U.S, until in 1995 when wolves were reintroduced to their natural range in Yellowstone. The reintroduction of wolves to Yellowstone was immensely beneficial to the ecosystem, it resulted in healthier and more resilient elk herds and increased biodiversity of both plants and animals in the area. It’s a fascinating story, so I really recommend looking it up
@@yeetngreet148 Black caimans rarely hit more than 16 and alligator males average from 11.2-15.1 feet. Every other caiman species is smaller than the American alligator so you and others should stop with the bullshit you’re spreading
Once upon a time in India, the territories of both lions and tigers did overlap. As noted in the Journals of early European explorers. It's nice to know that other breeds of cat can also process such enabling them a better chance of survival!
That's the problem with specialist animals, and why many of them are on the endangered list. They specialize in one area sooo much, that they fail in so many other areas.
"Leopards often ambush their prey by leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer." That is one of the best sentences I have ever heard in my life.
The biggest thing about Leopards is they're one of the smartest and most adaptable of the big cats. They're still doing decently well in Africa where most other cats are having issues with human encroachment. Leopards are master tacticians, and are basically the Ninjas of the Serengeti, they spend most of their lives trying not to be seen by all the gangbangers in Africa. Most every other predator is a gang member, those who aren't, like the Cheetah, arent doing well. With Baboons being the Leopards arch-nemesis, and their tendency to travel in gang packs of 100+ members, Leopards learn from birth to be careful and stealthy. Leopards make it work, and as their typical prey dries up, they just find new prey. And you weren't kidding about a Leopard in a tree. Lions who climb up and try to get the Leopard out, often dont leave the tree as they find out how much more agile the Leopard is with their tree adaptations.
@@joshuasatterwhite9520 It's not 1 baboon, it's hundreds. They eat baboons when they can catch them without many friends. Being pretty smart, baboons have specific calls they scream out when they see a leopard to warn the entire area. And more than just Baboons know what the call means. So Leopards creep, and try hard not to be seen for most of their lives. Oh, and Leopards afraid of Lions, sure. Lions are bigger and run in packs. But that's ok, Lions are having a lot of trouble finding food, Leopards aren't. Why fight a lion when you can just wait and they'll starve? Besides, a lion that follows a leopard up a tree is going to have a bad day.
Imagine how many ancient extinct animals we will never fully understand because they didn’t show aquatic traits. Like who in their right mind would look at a Jaguar skeleton in the future and be like “yep, this swam frequently”
@@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 not necessarily Rivers move all the time, literally all the time. There was once a great Enemy of Rome named Alaric and when he died his people diverted a river and buried him and his wealth and possessions under the river bed and then let the water flow over it again. To this day it hasn't been found. Maybe the animal drowned like someone said lol good point, but it could just be an animal that was living near rivers to drink, like deer aren't really considered swimmers but maybe they can, but they still live near rivers. Moose swim frequently and actually get preyed upon by sharks in certain parts of the world. I think it's about not understanding the full behavior of the animal just based on its skeleton which happens alot in history. I think people say that the Myth of cyclops exists because people saw an Elephant skull which has a huge hole in the center for its tail. Lots of assumptions like that based on skeletons have happened in history, it can definitely happen again
"Leopards bring their food up to trees because they worry about the lions and hyenas. Jaguars can climb too, but they don't have to because they're the thing everything's worried about." I laughed my ass off hearing this. Also: "Moral of the video. The f*ck are we doing?"
Completely wrong. Anacondas of above 20 feet and adult black Caimans are the ones who got nothing to worry about. They are above Jaguar. Spectacled bear too has no worry though a successful ambush by a male jaguar to the back of head or neck can kill it.
@@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457 Both are bullied by gaint river otters,the species that only jaugurs are not worried about bcs they can't fight well on land.
Fun fact, the giant jaguars of the Pleistocene ( Pantera onca augusta) reaching weights up to 500 pds are genetically almost identical to the current days jags, the difference is only on subspecies level if that. So who knows, those genes might get prevalent again and made comeback in the form of 400-450 pds jags again...
I'm more inclined to believe the head tooth on the cougar is from the second explanation. That looked like a fully formed lower jaw and teratomas usually are indistinct masses of tooth, hair, fat cells, and sometimes eyes. They're formed by stem cells that got the wrong memo and should have been something else. They often occur in genitalia (ovaries and testes) and are just as horrifying as they sound.
For what it's worth kittens are born without teeth and I'm assuming the same applies for big cats too I mean Would fucking suck being a mammal in general and having your milk-drinking spawn come out of the womb with a set of lil razor blades ready to go (....which implies the head teeth probably grew with the cougar....since they were grown up teeth.....)
Yeah. Looking at what kind of cats come out of mixing big cats is like some goddamn video game passtime, and while I'll admit they're really cool to look at, we really should be breeding the cats with like... the same species? to make more..? because they're dying out...?
Perks of being a Jaguar: - Get an awesome car named after you - Apex predator - basically top of the food chain (see above) Perks of being cheetah: - cheetoh
Descriptions of an animal's strength don't normally hit for me because I find them hard to quantify, but that part about jaguars deadlifting washing machines with their teeth REALLY drives it home for me. Terrifying AND accessible!
@@levisamom5069 well, who cares. well keep calling them big cats. Any cats that are not domesticated are considered "big cats" even the smallest wild cat to.
Fun fact: there was a case where someone was antagonizing a tiger in a zoo for quite a while, only for the tiger to eventually just leave its enclosure to attack him and allow itself to be captured again without trouble
A tiger crossed with a jaguar. The 2 scariest big cats. It’s like Humanity is actively trying to find gruesome ways to end itself as painfully as possible.
I know cheetahs are tecknically not big cats but they are and always have been my favorite "big" cat species. They're just so adorable with the sounds they make, especially as cubs, and so beautiful when grown! ♥
8:37 “Fewer tigions happen because male tigers actually can’t take the hint from female lions” Lioness: “Hi Dan, I just moved in next door. I’m a supermodel!” Male tigers: “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!”
and why you think that all 3 got clap by a single jaguar: Mayan,Inca and Aztec. let remind you these very strong male candidates could out run the fastest runner,the swiftest swimmer and strongest lifter. jaguars if they had the size of a tiger or lion they would both of them with no effort straight murder to number one page on obiturary. thats why i think the Jaguar is straight descendant of the sabertooth cat or smiledon not the tiger or lion
Leopards: have to compete with lions, hyenas, and wild dogs Jaguars: the only other animals that they compete with for food are regularly also on the menu
Jaguars actually have to compete with nature. Unlike Africa there is a thick forest between every meal. Jaguars literally can go swimming for hours upriver hoping to catch their next prey off-guard. Plus Jaguars do have to compete with the most dangerous mammal on the planet. Themselves.
I like how you always translate between the kilometers/miles and stuff. I know certain things in different systems, so this really helps me understand the distances, temperatures, etc.
They are still insanely impressive though they have been estimated to be able to reach speeds of 70-80 mph this thing can break my countries speed limit ON FOOT. It can accelerate to 45mph in 2 seconds making them the fastest land mammal not just in their habitat but the world. It not an ambush hunter like most big cats the simple reason of not needing to ambush if this thing wants to catch something it catches it. Also they’re super chill.
There's something funny about the idea of a male tiger being so dense around a female lion they can't figure out that she's giving him the "do me" eyes.
If you’re wondering JUST how strong Jaguar bite force is, while other big cats have bite forces that are incapable of breaking the femur, aka strongest bone in the human body, from nowhere near capable of it to just below making the mark, the Jaguar takes the femur’s ability to withstand 3,000 psi of force and says “hold my beer” as it can deliver a bite force of up to 4000 psi on a good day, with the strongest bite ever recorded being 4,273.9 psi of force
There's an old south american legend that goes like this "At the beginning, when the spaniards started exploring the continent, they originally made a camp by the river, near an indigenous tribes, well, they messed up their calculations for their food suplies, so they would have to wait a lot for the next ship to bring them, the local tribe oftenly brought them corn and fish, and the spaniards, being picky and lazy didn't seem this food worthy and didn't scavenge the zone for more food, so the tribe, eventually got tired and stopped giving them food, the spaniards got so hungry that they ate their dogs, horses and started to boil the leather of the mounting chair, after they finished all those options, finally, they decided to go hunting deeper into the jungle, and found 2 jaguars, they were so hungry that they didn't leave a bone after eating, those 2 jaguars sure were full after eating all the spaniards" Edit 1: grammar Edit 2: replaced "settlement" for "camp"
@@cdubsoptional7849 not sure, perhaps it originated to 1_ laugh at the spaniards back then 2_ to make clear how powerful are jaguars Also, it wouldn't seem crazy that this basically is our version of roanoke
The jaguars working together has to be a metaphor for indigenous nations doing the same. And the Spaniards would eat their guns and pikes before they ate their dogs and horses, so there's definitely a mix of wish fulfillment and propaganda. Pretty neat!
I love your videos! I'm not even into animals like that, I just love to listen to you narrate. I'm so glad you're on TH-cam! I first saw you on TikTok, but I was only on that for a couple months.
The tiger roar paralyzing us is so true. I would never forget that sound. Even if it was in an enclosure I was almost shit myself when I heard it's roar.
Felt a similar thing with a lion roar and it was 3km (1.5miles) away! I felt it shaking my bones and pushing my blood. I can't imagine a TIGER roar. It's basically like a fear gun or a panic from Percy Jackson
@@Geheimnis-c2e I actually believe grizzlies and polar bears are the same species. It's not like when you put a horse and donkey together. They produce an actual viable offspring that can produce more healthy, viable offspring. What I observe in the big cats is that they are too different. Canines, on the other hand, are typically similar. You can ideally mix a dog/wolf/coyote/dingo and get a healthy offspring.
@@Geheimnis-c2e Its all about chromosomes. Grizzly and polar bear are genetically almost identical. They have the same abount of chromosomes that line up perfectly, therefore they can create a healthy, fertile offspring.
@@chee.rah.monurB Yup. The Jacksonville Jaguars are an American Football team that tends to lose practically 60 - 70% of all games that they play in any season.
A house cat doesn't have the bite force to snap your neck. When it does bite you. You can toss it across the room with near certainty it's not going to eat you and is perfectly fine.
@@chrisb.7787 He meant like they have the same temperament as house cats. Cheetahs are actually really docile. Also you shouldn’t chuck house cats across the room dude... wtf is wrong with you
@@chrisb.7787 Cheetahs also don't have the bite fore to snap our neck.In fact,they don't even have proper claws to scratch us.They are also so light that if you are an healthy adult man,you can easily yeet a cheetah across the room.Also about going to eat us part,cheetahs has the lowest predator instinct of all living cats.Even our house cats,no matter the breed,regardless of having parents or not,have an instinct to hunt when grow up.Cheetahs literally do not know if THEY SHOULD HUNT if they're not taught at toddler state either by parents or caretakers.The only thing making cheetahs from not being regular domestic pets is bcs of thier size and existance of dogs.
@@Drakorre If they didn't got extinct by then because cheetahs are literally on the verge of existence 3rd time since they exist they've already faced 2 almost extinction in their history and 3rd one is they are facing it right now
Fun fact about the small population of Jaguars in the southwestern United States. They’ve being recorded as far back as 1799 by Thomas Jefferson. The most famous of these “American Jaguars” is El Jefe, who is at the moment the only recorded wild jaguar in the United States in recent years, and was found to have killed a Black Bear based off of scat remains.
Not just from scat remains. They found a half eaten black bear and its skull had 4 massive holes in it. Jaguars are the only animal in the new world capable of pulling that off.
The best description of a tiger I ever heard was: take your normal, everyday domestic moggie, scale it up to around 12 feet long with proportional strength to match... and there's your tiger. When Russel Crowe was filming the tiger-fighting scene in Gladiator one of the very real, very pissed off tigers they used came within less than an INCH of clouting him with its paw, and the crew very nearly learned the hard way that you don't train a tiger. You come to an understanding with it and then you stay WELL out of range just in case it decides you look particularly tasty on that day....
I love cheetahs because they are fast, powerful, and huge softies. They purr and meow and it makes me so happy. Can other animals murk them? Absolutely but that doesn’t make me love them any less.
@@onepiece9472 in India their ranges used to overlap. Now their government will be releasing both of them in their previous overlapping ranges as their numbers have increased significantly.
To be fair they are biologically compatable (please spell it for me because auto correct wont work for once) so they can breed naturally The problem is if we made dogs and cats breed together as their common ancestor is to far removed from todays animals
Jaguars 🐆 are the pinnacle of the big cat as far as evolution goes. Unless I missed it, you forgot or were unaware of the biggest factor that separates Jaguars from all other big cats, their specialized vision. They basically have X-ray vision through the canopy.
Those were two animals who grew up together and the sanctuary couldn't separate them as every time they tried, the cats got depressed and the female even refused to eat. And they didn't have enough money for neutering. But God, the half black hybrid is beautiful.
Probably fully grown aldut Black caiman, they can grow larger than a american alligators and is the largest species of caimans, jaguar can kill a young or juvenile black caimans but they usually avoid waters that have an fully grown adults one suggesting that an adult one sit even higher in the food chain.
In the 80s, I woke up on a Saturday morning and saw a black jaguar sitting at the fenceline watching the family cow. Lived in Southern Arizona at the time.
They’re the most dangerous big cats to encounter because of their aggressiveness + because they’re the biggest. He really do be right tho. In general, cats/big cats = death for their prey
I am in the field of anthropolgoy with a specific focus on Mesoamerican cultures. Jaguars were so paramount to ancient indigenous cultures of Latin America because they were so terrifying. Some groups of warriors were named after them and part of the culture was to hunt one and wear its pelt once you became a recognized warrior. Reasons for this were that hopefully seeing the skin would either cause other jaguars to fear you but in reality it was about blending in with them in a way. There were also warriors that mocked its style of quick and deathly fighting.
Ikr. Leopards were higher and then Jaguar was S tier because of it’s overall versatility while being good at swimming, climbing and all. They have less trouble hunting and staying alive. The whole point of TierZoo is rating animals that win. Surviving is winning
My therapist: Tiguar doesn't exist, it can't hurt you. And it's not like you even have to worry about regular jagu... Oh, you live in Brazil. I forgot about that.
“That tiger went tiger” couldn’t have said it any better
@@jackoh991 what did he do?
He was talking about the SF Zoo tiger, right? Some idiot tried to climb the fence and turned himself into 1. A corpse, and 2. A ladder that allowed the tigerS to escape their enclosure to run around the east end of the park until they got murked, as the man says.
Yes
@@jackoh991 I know little to nothing about Chris Rock, why do you hate him so much? What he did?
Yes
"Moral of this video: the fuck are we doing" has to be the most relatable thing you ever said.
Pure truth.
Facts 💯 felt that in my soul🤦🏽♀️
Yes! The fact that we can do something doesn’t mean we should.
Ye
Yes! And his face with it was hilarious 😂💀
“unlike guns you can’t put a safety on a fucking leopard”
that’s sentence i didn’t think i would hear
Was to funny lol
But we all needed to hear it
@@tommycarrizal1656 facts
The difference between gun control and animal control is that one works.
Umm actually you can put safety on a leopard, it just costs thousands of dollars to get a wireless version for your friendly neighborhood big cat.
I'm Brazilian and i have personally seen jaguars near my property on more than one occasion, they usually avoid you and try to stay as far as possible from people, but there are rare cases of them attacking. I personally love these animals but at the same time i am glad they avoid me as much as i try to avoid them, they usually come closer at night to eat tilapias from my pond. They are terrifyingly good swimmers, to an extent you almost can't believe in person. They can cross 50ft of water in seconds when they are in a rush.
More than a decade ago when i was a teenager i remember seeing on the news that a young woman got attacked and dragged to the woods by a jaguar near a waterfall she and her family were visiting, searches were conducted shortly after and they managed to find the jaguar, feasting on the woman's body on top of a big rock in a riverside.
Onças são as maiorais, lindas e perigosas demais.
😮 I'd be traumatized for life if I witnessed this in person..
Morale of this story ...
don't go swimming unless you can see the bottom
@@mrsnovak-xp3xxNah. Just don't exist in any area with jaguars.
@@reazontucker They are mostly harmless, really. They are only dangerous when spooked or intimidated, from my personal experiences with them.
I would die so fast from trying to pet one.
"Once upon a time a Florida Man had a pet black leopard"
Well everyone knew the conclusion of this story the moment we heard it...
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why do i find u under every youtubers i watch comment section
Florida man should be a regular series
Hello there
Leopards are sneak mains, while jaguars are maxed out on everything cos they spend too much time doing side quests
This wins it today for me! 😂 It’s so damn accurate.
Wel not maxed out but has an overall high stats
Too much jungling
Not only that, they also used the meta guide from the Internet to make "The strongest build in the entire game, uncontested"
The Jaguars are literally Minecraft Steve unlocking the "How Did We Get Here?" Achievement But only the effects that buff you and permanent
Cheetah is like that one player who invest all of his point into agility.
Yeah, but no stamina.
So megumin without the explosions
Nah, they were all put in speed. The leopard is more agile
nah speed
Cheetah out there gassing out quicker than Brock Lesnar.
You forgot one: the growth stopping gene is contained in the male tiger and lioness. So ligers get to be massive
Yeah and it causes a lot of issues, they literally grow so big their bones and organs can’t keep up, it’s sad really 😢
Real they’ll just die from time
Also really sad😢
So the male lion is king....
Why don't they breed the male tiger and lioness instead?
It’s genuinely incredible how many ways of saying “get killed” this guy has
"Taken off the census" and "cancel your life subscription" hit different
I want an entire compilation of every way he says "die".
@@DeltaOdyssey I need merch of his euphemisms 😂
This man could write a children's cartoon given how many euphemisms for death he has
“Put you on a shirt”
“Newspaper headline”
“Get clapped”
“Express trip to the pearly gates”
“Cancel your life subscription”
Moral of this story: 'the f*** are we doing' perfectly describes human existence as a whole tbh
As true as that statement is, the real question is why did it take us breeding Tigers with fucking Jaguars to come to that conclusion. That should not have been necessary to come to that realization.
better teacher than most my teachers in high school honestly
I think it's more accurate to ask'the f*** are we NOT doing?' at this point.
Starting with the classic :
First : how the fuck did we get here
Then, what the fuck are we even doing here 😂
Yup. And we had to breed a jaguar with a dang tiger, and a tiger with a lion to figure it out.
Another fun fact about the snow leopard: they're the only big cat capable of singlehandedly taking down five martial art masters but will always lose to pandas.
Had us in the first half.
He was destined to lose.
And snow leopard cannot handle "Skadoosh"
Poor leopard he just wanted to be a dragon warrior
poor leopard got sit on his face with a panda's butt 😔
poor leopard got bullied by rhino's
I actually learned about teratomas in biology class and to add to it(brace yourselves girls), there are instances where hair and teeth were growing inside human ovaries. And as a female, the thought of that alone gave me more anxiety than I already had
Those are dermoid cysts, the most common form of teratoma. Teratomas are gonadal tumors that can be composed of literally any sort of tissue, including brain, muscle, intestinal, etc. They can occasionally be massive as well
@@Shigellosis Sometimes I think that biology is both a blessing and a curse at the same time
I remember 20 years ago a fellow conscript had to go to mil hostpital because he had pain when sitting.
After looking at it, they booked surgery in a normal hospital for him, and he came back 2 weeks later.
When he did, he told us that he had some small abscess on one of his ass cheeks, and when they removed it, it had toothmaterial in it.
That onryo possession on the jp p*ssy 😂😂😂
I had one of those cysts with teeth and hair inside! I only found out about it when I developed ovarian cysts on the other ovary and one burst, back in 2010 or so. It didn't seem to bother me unless I twisted my torso in my sleep. I started having other problems in 2019/2020 and had a complete hysterectomy because it had gotten so big. I don't think it was determined if it was a benign dermoid cyst or a resorbed twin, but it was definitely benign. And huge.
All jokes aside, I wish I could hug literally any of these animals without dying.
You can if you raise 1 from when it's a baby
@@youtubestudiosucks978 just make sure you keep it away once its instincts kick in
The forbidden kitty cats
No Clue...er...you could probably hug a cheetah, they are pretty harmless to anything bigger than their prey...you'd just have to remember to watch out for the lions, hyenas, leopards, crocodiles or hippos who'll all happily cancel your ass while you do it!!!!!😷💞
Unless its a jaguar... After watching this video, I am now terrified of them.
All jokes beside, I hope jaguars never go extinct. They are beautiful creatures.
All the big cats + cheetah tbh. I really love them
@You have to know shut up
kinda hard to imagine how they could go extinct since they can kill whatever the fk they want.
@@knuckle-sandwichmma681 I mean, some big cats are already extinct because of human
I'd sacrifice dog's to bring back extinct animal's. and to save every other animal that's in danger. If it were possible that Is.
I binged this guy's videos yesterday, and last night I had a dream about him narrating me and my mom's trip to a mall. As in, he was physically there with a camera and was following us and riffing the shit out of us, the mall, other customers, sale staffs, consumerism, capitalism, import/export, economics, brands, production and what have you.
Lmfaoooo
“Penguin’s brain proceeds to commit blue screen for ten seconds before he realises that she just put the W in WAP and is tap dancing as a shitty coping mechanism and as a nuclear bomb alert for anyone within a 10 ft radius”
That's the best dream one could wish for lmao
That sounds incredible.
I believed you at first, then you got ridiculous.
Prehistoric jaguars were big enough to prey on giant ground sloths. Just imagine a Jaguar but it's the size of a siberian tiger. When the megafauna started dying out selection pressure favored smaller jaguars that didn't need as much food.
You mean when the megafauna started to get hunted to extinction?
@@Harsh-tf9he The way the comment I was responding to worded it seemed as though the megafauna starting to die out was a natural process, when in fact it was simply humans selectively hunting the largest animals and wreaking havoc upon ecosystems in the process.
You really believe humans ended the giants. Not true. There where not enough of us. And killing for sport without a gun. Just a spear. Wasn’t a priority. You see most of the time someone got injured or killed. Did you know a grisly bear skin can not be pierced by a small caliber gun. Like a 22. Maybe a 9mm could hurt him a bit. You do not understand the strength some animals have. For a tribe to kill a mamonth. They had to throw giant rocks at them. You can not exterminate millions of giants animals. Hoping you can rolma giant rock at the en to kill them.
NO!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! PITBULLS CAN ROAR BETTER THAN SHITTY TIGERS AND LIONS, PITBULL BEATS ANY CAT ANY DAY!!! DOGS FOR LIFE!!!!!
@@Harsh-tf9hewell he should have meant that
"Moral of the story, what the f are we doing?" Knocked me straight out.
FR
Nice moral✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿💯💯💯
Creating abominations for our amusement duh
@@constantinethecataphract5949 next someone will create an owlbear
@@Yroko some lab probably did that already , probably the same labs that made the chupacabra and sasquatch
“Leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer”
That line caught me off guard
Just like the guy Batman put in the hospital. In prison.
@@subtlewhatssubtle 🤣
@@subtlewhatssubtle wtfffff bro I'm dead
Leopards are the definition of “we have jaguars at home”
Nah mate that's cheetahs
@@the_loud_one9883 I think cheetahs would be " we have leopards at home". 😂😂😂
@@latoniamiller8976 actually rephrase,
Cheetahs are housecats at home
Other way around
@@the_loud_one9883 oof 😂😂😂😂😂
One time I just got through a terrible break up and my friend and I were tripping mushrooms (weird choice, I know.) and he had his girlfriend drive us somewhere at about 9 PM. He said it’s where she lives, which was true. Well it turns out she lived at a big cat reservation. Yes, in south Florida. There were some that I was allowed to pet, cheetah, Florida panther, even a leopard. The Jaguar was off-limits.
Every story that starts with "florida man" has never not ended in disaster.
Allow me to prove you wrong. Look up this video "Local Florida man saves puppy from Alligator.".
@@VPT2 Damn he told you it always comes out wrong that alligator's lunch got stolen! How far can the florida freaks go?😢
Florida needs to be an independent country at this point. They are just a completely different breed compared to us other stat-ers.
@@anglshlnghnds as far as I know its because they have a law making all criminal cases public or something like that. So it be this crazy in all states but you only know the Florida one
Forida
"Horribly, with no sequel" murdered me faster than a jaguar ever could
I don't know about that man...
😂
Idk Man, the one behind you really begs to differ
@@kingdribs9286 He was a Florida Men. A Florida Men with a Black Panther. There is no need to about him because as our host said; this was only gonna end in one way
"He was mauled so bad, he could have legally changed his name to Killmonger." This, this puts a smile on my face.
I understood that reference
Abominatrix650 and I understand your reference
Not on his face though
@@r7ahtesham885 💀
@@CT-1975 that's probably the guy now
Cheetahs are absolutely cool cats. They are trying very hard to domesticate themselves to live with us. They are always walking up to people, pulling up a chair, sitting down and asking "Whatcha doing? Can I help? That looks fun! Can I get a ride into town?" and then they'll just purr away like your house cat does. They actually do fairly well in captivity, too.
No they don't do well in captivity. Most need emotional support animals and breeding then in captivity is extremely difficult. They do not belong in people's houses for heavens sake.
Male Tigers can't take the hint...For something that could so easily make me extinct, I feel so much sympathy.
My Autistic Ass: I've finally found my actual spirit animal 😭❤
Wow, the ONE thing I have in common with an apex predator 😁
@@trence5 well now you can say you are like a Tiger and leave it at that
Tigers are Gamers
@@forickgrimaldus8301 I'll take that compliment any day
Jaguars actually LIVED in the US in the recent past so they’re reclaiming their old hood basically
exactly what ive been saying. they dont just "cross the border" noo nononononononono ranchers hunted them to near extinction because they killed their livestock. Their natural range used to be quite extensive in the southwest U.S. its a shame most americans, even those that live in SW states have no idea jaguars used to roam the mountains in those areas. ive only ever been able to find game cam footage of jaguars in Arizona, its extremely rare but i hope they continue to make a resurgence in this country.
@@matthewcastellano9229 Thanks for the info, I never knew that! I hope they are successfully reintroduced to their natural territory range. I worry though that since some people are so scared shitless of literally any and every species of predatory animal, that if any jaguars are sighted that they’ll be killed :(
Actually latin America is their old hood
@@blue1584wtf? you want Jaguars back??? they are like the worst possible thing. kills farmers life stock and are like cougars on roids.
@@marvinarsolon715 You must be one of the people who gets scared over predator animals lol. They belong in wherever their natural territory range was. Predators are important to the ecosystem. In the past farmers also completely killed off wolves from most of their historic range in the U.S, until in 1995 when wolves were reintroduced to their natural range in Yellowstone. The reintroduction of wolves to Yellowstone was immensely beneficial to the ecosystem, it resulted in healthier and more resilient elk herds and increased biodiversity of both plants and animals in the area. It’s a fascinating story, so I really recommend looking it up
Fun fact: Caiman are literally the Alligator’s Little Brother.
Actually black caiman can get to 16 feet long and weigh up to 2400 lbs, whereas American alligators are up to 12 feet long and weigh up to 1000 lbs.
@@yeetngreet148 Black caimans rarely hit more than 16 and alligator males average from 11.2-15.1 feet. Every other caiman species is smaller than the American alligator so you and others should stop with the bullshit you’re spreading
@@sebaskin-robbins6569 I get it. Then that obviously make alligators the lil bro
Nah more like “we have caiman at home”
Caiman at home:crocodile
@SebiscuitTheGreat(BeorgatisteEmperor) fuck off like we’re talking about caiman in general not males soooooo
Once upon a time in India, the territories of both lions and tigers did overlap.
As noted in the Journals of early European explorers.
It's nice to know that other breeds of cat can also process such enabling them a better chance of survival!
“Jags are stronger and more all around except in Jacksonville.”
That was a Jag level attack.
As a Duval resident, that hurt but was completely called for lol.
@@vengefulbeauty foreal...
I have a friend who's a Jacksonville fan and I felt him die just hearing this line.
that was not prepared for.
even for the jaguars.
Thats tuff
Cheetahs are like Sea horses, everyone questions how the heck they still exist and not extinct yet
That's cuz they go fast af
Cuz they out ran extinction ...
Cheeto
-Xqc
That's the problem with specialist animals, and why many of them are on the endangered list. They specialize in one area sooo much, that they fail in so many other areas.
Because they are too cute for us to let them go extinct.
"Leopards often ambush their prey by leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer."
That is one of the best sentences I have ever heard in my life.
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"I won't kill you, just inflict you an injury that will cause acute pain for the rest of your life and make you want to finish the job yourself"
introverted Male Tigers not being able to take the subtle hints of extroverted lionesses sounds way too hilariously relatable to humans
The biggest thing about Leopards is they're one of the smartest and most adaptable of the big cats. They're still doing decently well in Africa where most other cats are having issues with human encroachment. Leopards are master tacticians, and are basically the Ninjas of the Serengeti, they spend most of their lives trying not to be seen by all the gangbangers in Africa. Most every other predator is a gang member, those who aren't, like the Cheetah, arent doing well. With Baboons being the Leopards arch-nemesis, and their tendency to travel in gang packs of 100+ members, Leopards learn from birth to be careful and stealthy.
Leopards make it work, and as their typical prey dries up, they just find new prey. And you weren't kidding about a Leopard in a tree. Lions who climb up and try to get the Leopard out, often dont leave the tree as they find out how much more agile the Leopard is with their tree adaptations.
Leopards used to be all over Africa before the colonizers deforested large portions of Africa making desertification even worse.
Leapords biggest opps are just big booty monkeys?!😭
@hv fun nothing but the facts th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
Tl;dr leapords are ninjas who are afraid of gangbangers
@@joshuasatterwhite9520 It's not 1 baboon, it's hundreds. They eat baboons when they can catch them without many friends.
Being pretty smart, baboons have specific calls they scream out when they see a leopard to warn the entire area. And more than just Baboons know what the call means. So Leopards creep, and try hard not to be seen for most of their lives.
Oh, and Leopards afraid of Lions, sure. Lions are bigger and run in packs. But that's ok, Lions are having a lot of trouble finding food, Leopards aren't. Why fight a lion when you can just wait and they'll starve? Besides, a lion that follows a leopard up a tree is going to have a bad day.
Cool how Tai Long is such a badass warrior while at the same time being based on one of the most introverted least aggressive cats in the world
man of culture... 😏
On the other hand, Leopards are so stealthy that they’re disappearing from the Earth
.... you didn't.
Oh yeah. He did
Why do I see you everywhere-
oh f*** yeah he did
welp
The jaguar underwater looks like a Disney villain like:
“AARGH.. GET THEM!”
Imagine how many ancient extinct animals we will never fully understand because they didn’t show aquatic traits. Like who in their right mind would look at a Jaguar skeleton in the future and be like “yep, this swam frequently”
Yes, although we could also see how aquatic they were based on what their habitat was
If you often find this skeletons in the place where there was a river in the past you will probably propose that it swam.
@@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 true, true
@@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 Or that it couldn't swim 😁
@@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 not necessarily Rivers move all the time, literally all the time. There was once a great Enemy of Rome named Alaric and when he died his people diverted a river and buried him and his wealth and possessions under the river bed and then let the water flow over it again. To this day it hasn't been found. Maybe the animal drowned like someone said lol good point, but it could just be an animal that was living near rivers to drink, like deer aren't really considered swimmers but maybe they can, but they still live near rivers. Moose swim frequently and actually get preyed upon by sharks in certain parts of the world. I think it's about not understanding the full behavior of the animal just based on its skeleton which happens alot in history. I think people say that the Myth of cyclops exists because people saw an Elephant skull which has a huge hole in the center for its tail. Lots of assumptions like that based on skeletons have happened in history, it can definitely happen again
"Leopards bring their food up to trees because they worry about the lions and hyenas. Jaguars can climb too, but they don't have to because they're the thing everything's worried about." I laughed my ass off hearing this.
Also: "Moral of the video. The f*ck are we doing?"
Leopard: He does exactly what I do!
Jaguar: But better
Completely wrong. Anacondas of above 20 feet and adult black Caimans are the ones who got nothing to worry about. They are above Jaguar. Spectacled bear too has no worry though a successful ambush by a male jaguar to the back of head or neck can kill it.
lol if there are hyenas and lions jaguar is dead
@@annaadam4201 Wrong continent AND wrong side of a WORLD OCEAN...
@@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457
Both are bullied by gaint river otters,the species that only jaugurs are not worried about bcs they can't fight well on land.
So, literally, Tigress and Tai Lung are distant cousins.
Yes
Lmao
Well by that logic every human being and great ape is your distant cousin
@@niphotwala188 well yes
@@niphotwala188 but thats fact
"leopoards often ambush their prey by leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer" 🤣😂🤣
“Now this is an avengers level threat”- Hood Nature looking at any big cat and the honey badger and some big birds
Or large birds
And hippos
or elephant on steroids
@@zubzero9593 so just a horny elephant
@@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900 yea
“Jaguars are a cheat code that God forgot to patch”
- Casual Geographic
when did Casual Geographic become tier zoo
Other cats: “What did you do?”
Jaguars: “I went for the head.”
Smilodon: the neck and head sucks... Why bite that breathe when u can impale twice at the same time?
@@ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson Tyrannosaurus: Just crush all of it. Way more efficient
@@Akashathesilentassassin umm that ain't no cat...
@@ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson Idc, it's true
@@Akashathesilentassassin okie... Btw u know carcha is a more capable, bigger carnivore right?
Fun fact, the giant jaguars of the Pleistocene ( Pantera onca augusta) reaching weights up to 500 pds are genetically almost identical to the current days jags, the difference is only on subspecies level if that.
So who knows, those genes might get prevalent again and made comeback in the form of 400-450 pds jags again...
Jaguar: *claps Caiman*
Cheetah: *”C H I R P”*
At least there cute
@@titanusgoji2157
They are. I’ll give ‘em that.
In this case yeah that is funny but remember eagles chirp too
@@americandissident9062They still have a decent bite in order to bring down their prey.
@@Lumakid100 WHAT?! NO WAY! I didn't even know they had a mouth!
Lions: (roar)
Tigers: (roar)
Cheetahs: “My life is a never ending cycle of being bullied”
Poor Cheetahs cant even "cat" right😩
@@MarxasThomas more like birb call
@@MarxasThomas they can, they are being cute.
Cheetah: Chirp chirp, I'm a little birdie
bruh, cheetahs are still amazing!
“They dont mate because the male cant take the hint” he just like me fr
So you tryna fuck monkeys bro?
He's not like you since that Tiger actually has females into him.
@@Haaalp yeah you right
@@mauricejohnston7352 Bro what?
Lol wth man lol
I'm more inclined to believe the head tooth on the cougar is from the second explanation. That looked like a fully formed lower jaw and teratomas usually are indistinct masses of tooth, hair, fat cells, and sometimes eyes. They're formed by stem cells that got the wrong memo and should have been something else. They often occur in genitalia (ovaries and testes) and are just as horrifying as they sound.
I thought the same
Sounds like Resident evil bosses only smaller and accidental
"Experts are sure this deformity wasn't painfull for the cougar."
-Momma cougar during birth: 🥲
For what it's worth kittens are born without teeth and I'm assuming the same applies for big cats too
I mean
Would fucking suck being a mammal in general and having your milk-drinking spawn come out of the womb with a set of lil razor blades ready to go (....which implies the head teeth probably grew with the cougar....since they were grown up teeth.....)
It's funny how we're so fascinated by mixing big cats together, yet we are too preoccupied with that to keep them from vanishing in the first place.
Yeah. Looking at what kind of cats come out of mixing big cats is like some goddamn video game passtime, and while I'll admit they're really cool to look at, we really should be breeding the cats with like... the same species? to make more..? because they're dying out...?
Why would anyone even want to mix them? Next thing you know they tryna make them gay
@@Papa_Straight okay alex jones, lots of animals already practice homosexuality
Lmao I died from the original comment, but the others got me pretty bad 🤣🤣🤣
@@vismattress5760 oh my god that's awful we must stop them or they won't survive
Perks of being a Jaguar:
- Get an awesome car named after you
- Apex predator
- basically top of the food chain (see above)
Perks of being cheetah:
- cheetoh
Perks of being a cheetah:
Too fast too fur... ok om just too fast
perks of cheetah : zoom for 10 seconds
Perks of being a cheetah
- You get to be called cheeto
@@NeovenatorGuy perks of being a cheetah:
- you literally get turned into a cheeto
@@jupistar756 by everything in the savanah*
Once saw a video of a little girl that lived through getting bit on her head by a Jaguar. She actually looked pretty damn normal after the surgery.
Descriptions of an animal's strength don't normally hit for me because I find them hard to quantify, but that part about jaguars deadlifting washing machines with their teeth REALLY drives it home for me. Terrifying AND accessible!
My teeth hurt just thinking about it 😅
Now think of how strong tigers are, oh wait u don't just look at one and see how jacked out of it's god damn mind it is
America moment.
💖
The tiger launching 600 pounds of itself 12 feet in the air is fucking insane too.
"...and they look like this underwater." That's terrifyingly beautiful. Also, cheetahs have the cutest big cat meow.
Just wait 'til you hear them chirp.
Cheetahs rnt technically big cats so that's all they can do...they can't roar...so cheetahs r technically big small cats
@@levisamom5069 well, who cares. well keep calling them big cats. Any cats that are not domesticated are considered "big cats" even the smallest wild cat to.
Fun fact: there was a case where someone was antagonizing a tiger in a zoo for quite a while, only for the tiger to eventually just leave its enclosure to attack him and allow itself to be captured again without trouble
He didn’t have beef with anyone else why would he resist capture ?
Tiger didn’t select the violence, it selected vengeance
If your dumb enough to start a beef with a tiger you deserve to be taken off the census.
That's a smart tiger, intelligence comes with being an apex predator.
Same reason humans are dominating the planet
"Consider this a warning kid"
- Tiger
A tiger crossed with a jaguar. The 2 scariest big cats. It’s like Humanity is actively trying to find gruesome ways to end itself as painfully as possible.
Underwater Jaguar isn’t just a great name for a band, it’s also the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen
What about "Tigons and Ligers"
I want that image framed, along with other angry cats!
Is it a real image thoughh?🤔
@@chaddsteinberg3758 Fr, it's such a badass picture, the photographer must've been real proud of that one
@@onelusciouslad7841 probably was scary taking it too lol
'Tigers are just death gift wrapped in black and orange"
The true inspiration of Ichigo Kurosaki
Except they are not boring.
That comes from a Bleach fan.
@@funnycoffinman9700 sadly true
@@funnycoffinman9700 damn trash taste.
@@-canopus-513 cool opinion
@@funnycoffinman9700 yup bleach needs a reboot so badly
"it's like paying thousands of dollars a year just to get your mental health suplex. I would know-I went to college."
DAYUM
🙆🏽♂️
I know cheetahs are tecknically not big cats but they are and always have been my favorite "big" cat species. They're just so adorable with the sounds they make, especially as cubs, and so beautiful when grown! ♥
8:37 “Fewer tigions happen because male tigers actually can’t take the hint from female lions”
Lioness: “Hi Dan, I just moved in next door. I’m a supermodel!”
Male tigers: “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!”
This had me rolling
Underated comment
and why you think that all 3 got clap by a single jaguar: Mayan,Inca and Aztec. let remind you these very strong male candidates could out run the fastest runner,the swiftest swimmer and strongest lifter. jaguars if they had the size of a tiger or lion they would both of them with no effort straight murder to number one page on obiturary. thats why i think the Jaguar is straight descendant of the sabertooth cat or smiledon not the tiger or lion
haha so funny hilarious im dying cant breathe i just cant
eyyyy
Leopards: have to compete with lions, hyenas, and wild dogs
Jaguars: the only other animals that they compete with for food are regularly also on the menu
*The only thing they fear is you* Starts playing.
Jaguars actually have to compete with nature. Unlike Africa there is a thick forest between every meal. Jaguars literally can go swimming for hours upriver hoping to catch their next prey off-guard.
Plus Jaguars do have to compete with the most dangerous mammal on the planet. Themselves.
I suppose Jaguars have to compete with anacondas
And sometimes they lose against the caiman
@@ArnoldGLZ Lions have been killed by Zebras. What is your point?
"there's less tigons than ligers because male tigers can't take the hint"
Yeah. I remember high school.
I like how you always translate between the kilometers/miles and stuff. I know certain things in different systems, so this really helps me understand the distances, temperatures, etc.
Poor cheetahs, it’s like watching a little kid with progeria breaking their rips trying to catch a nerf football.
theyre so cool tho
They are still insanely impressive though they have been estimated to be able to reach speeds of 70-80 mph this thing can break my countries speed limit ON FOOT. It can accelerate to 45mph in 2 seconds making them the fastest land mammal not just in their habitat but the world. It not an ambush hunter like most big cats the simple reason of not needing to ambush if this thing wants to catch something it catches it. Also they’re super chill.
@@georgeferrett1799 yknow the thing is that's the only they got going for them
@@itsyug1034 True but it is a hell of a thing to have going for you.
that is a very weird analogy but it's very true
Dictionary: Liger- “This Isn’t nature, it’s F***ing Anarchy”.
aka it's fucking awesome.
@@raylenn4444
Indeed
😈
Spider goat: tell me about it
There's something funny about the idea of a male tiger being so dense around a female lion they can't figure out that she's giving him the "do me" eyes.
If you’re wondering JUST how strong Jaguar bite force is, while other big cats have bite forces that are incapable of breaking the femur, aka strongest bone in the human body, from nowhere near capable of it to just below making the mark, the Jaguar takes the femur’s ability to withstand 3,000 psi of force and says “hold my beer” as it can deliver a bite force of up to 4000 psi on a good day, with the strongest bite ever recorded being 4,273.9 psi of force
There's an old south american legend that goes like this
"At the beginning, when the spaniards started exploring the continent, they originally made a camp by the river, near an indigenous tribes, well, they messed up their calculations for their food suplies, so they would have to wait a lot for the next ship to bring them, the local tribe oftenly brought them corn and fish, and the spaniards, being picky and lazy didn't seem this food worthy and didn't scavenge the zone for more food, so the tribe, eventually got tired and stopped giving them food, the spaniards got so hungry that they ate their dogs, horses and started to boil the leather of the mounting chair, after they finished all those options, finally, they decided to go hunting deeper into the jungle, and found 2 jaguars, they were so hungry that they didn't leave a bone after eating, those 2 jaguars sure were full after eating all the spaniards"
Edit 1: grammar
Edit 2: replaced "settlement" for "camp"
Lol that twist at the end
@@killme2675 yeah, it's kind of a funny story down here
Did this legend originate during a rebellion?
@@cdubsoptional7849 not sure, perhaps it originated to
1_ laugh at the spaniards back then
2_ to make clear how powerful are jaguars
Also, it wouldn't seem crazy that this basically is our version of roanoke
The jaguars working together has to be a metaphor for indigenous nations doing the same. And the Spaniards would eat their guns and pikes before they ate their dogs and horses, so there's definitely a mix of wish fulfillment and propaganda. Pretty neat!
"Jaguars are more all around except in Jacksonville"
As a Jags fan this is accurate
Can agree, but we can appreciate the dub from Sunday against the dolphins
@@NuggetMaster-zz9ng can't believe I missed that game
as a fellow jags fan wtf are we doing
@@jackrogers9660 that's why I'm not a fan of one team only. When one let's me down I got several backups. #FlyEaglesFly
"He got mauled so severely by a black panther he could have legally changed his name to killmonger"😭😭
That line hit different 😭😭🤣🤣😂🤣 I died
I love your videos! I'm not even into animals like that, I just love to listen to you narrate. I'm so glad you're on TH-cam! I first saw you on TikTok, but I was only on that for a couple months.
The tiger roar paralyzing us is so true. I would never forget that sound. Even if it was in an enclosure I was almost shit myself when I heard it's roar.
Felt a similar thing with a lion roar and it was 3km (1.5miles) away! I felt it shaking my bones and pushing my blood. I can't imagine a TIGER roar. It's basically like a fear gun or a panic from Percy Jackson
@@rainbow-mb7uk😮
@@rainbow-mb7ukNO!!!! NOT TRUE!!!!!!!! PITBULLS CAN ROAR BETTER THAN SHITTY TIGERS AND LIONS!!! PITBULL BEATS ANY CAT ANY DAY DOGS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
@@jordangarrison6191you looking for someone to laugh at you??
@@OG-es3hn NO!!!! NOT TRUE PITBULLS ARE STRONGER THAN ANY SHITTY LION AND TIGER!!!! DOGS FOR LIFE CATS GO AWAY!!!!
"We didn't stop at Ligers and Tigons"
Our scientists were so preoccupied with wether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should
That sounds approximately correct.
But spirit bears exist.
maybe if the genes are similar enough, it could work?
@@Geheimnis-c2e I actually believe grizzlies and polar bears are the same species. It's not like when you put a horse and donkey together. They produce an actual viable offspring that can produce more healthy, viable offspring. What I observe in the big cats is that they are too different. Canines, on the other hand, are typically similar. You can ideally mix a dog/wolf/coyote/dingo and get a healthy offspring.
For some reason...jaglion and leopon sound like Pokemon
@@Geheimnis-c2e Its all about chromosomes. Grizzly and polar bear are genetically almost identical. They have the same abount of chromosomes that line up perfectly, therefore they can create a healthy, fertile offspring.
In the Aztec language, "Jaguar" means "It Kills With One Leap"
Ok cool
It's "Yaguarete" and comes from the guarani language
Mmm , i dont think so , jaguar in nahuatl its ocelotl
ONE LEEEEEAP!!
....No wonder Latin Confederation had their MBT named after it. Goes well with their hit-&-run tactics.
I love your content and being from Jacksonville and being a Jaguar fan..your honesty and humor including my team..was great!!
"Jags are stronger and more all-around except in Jacksonville." Savage AF
Ong I heard that he I was like what bro rlly cultured fr
Lmao 😆 u on 1 da boys sorry af
Lol. Savagery at its best
UH I don't get it,is it a sports joke?I'm disinterested ni sportsball.
@@chee.rah.monurB Yup. The Jacksonville Jaguars are an American Football team that tends to lose practically 60 - 70% of all games that they play in any season.
Cheetahs are giant domestic cats..and they literally want just as much love and apparently will always sleep next to or near its owner
A house cat doesn't have the bite force to snap your neck. When it does bite you. You can toss it across the room with near certainty it's not going to eat you and is perfectly fine.
@@chrisb.7787 He meant like they have the same temperament as house cats. Cheetahs are actually really docile. Also you shouldn’t chuck house cats across the room dude... wtf is wrong with you
@@chrisb.7787 Cheetahs also don't have the bite fore to snap our neck.In fact,they don't even have proper claws to scratch us.They are also so light that if you are an healthy adult man,you can easily yeet a cheetah across the room.Also about going to eat us part,cheetahs has the lowest predator instinct of all living cats.Even our house cats,no matter the breed,regardless of having parents or not,have an instinct to hunt when grow up.Cheetahs literally do not know if THEY SHOULD HUNT if they're not taught at toddler state either by parents or caretakers.The only thing making cheetahs from not being regular domestic pets is bcs of thier size and existance of dogs.
@@myatthu7165 not to mention they literally Need support dogs to not get depressed, Imma predict that cheetas Will soon be popular pets
@@Drakorre If they didn't got extinct by then because cheetahs are literally on the verge of existence 3rd time since they exist they've already faced 2 almost extinction in their history and 3rd one is they are facing it right now
Fun fact about the small population of Jaguars in the southwestern United States. They’ve being recorded as far back as 1799 by Thomas Jefferson. The most famous of these “American Jaguars” is El Jefe, who is at the moment the only recorded wild jaguar in the United States in recent years, and was found to have killed a Black Bear based off of scat remains.
They didn't called him El Jefe for nothing.
Not just from scat remains. They found a half eaten black bear and its skull had 4 massive holes in it. Jaguars are the only animal in the new world capable of pulling that off.
@@trice286 holy shit.
The best description of a tiger I ever heard was: take your normal, everyday domestic moggie, scale it up to around 12 feet long with proportional strength to match... and there's your tiger. When Russel Crowe was filming the tiger-fighting scene in Gladiator one of the very real, very pissed off tigers they used came within less than an INCH of clouting him with its paw, and the crew very nearly learned the hard way that you don't train a tiger. You come to an understanding with it and then you stay WELL out of range just in case it decides you look particularly tasty on that day....
"Jaguars are basically a cheat code God forgot to patch" man I'm dead lol.
God was like 'lol my bad sowwy"
Bro God never makes mistakes.
I love cheetahs because they are fast, powerful, and huge softies. They purr and meow and it makes me so happy. Can other animals murk them? Absolutely but that doesn’t make me love them any less.
The only things they have going for them is their speed and bird chirps
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 and that if they aren't raised in the wild they are less agressive than the average house cat
@@agssilv5919 Honestly, cheetahs are really just big softies
Genuinely, wtf are we doing. Lions don’t even exist in the same habitat as Tigers. One cat thrives in the savanna and the other in the jungle. Wth man
Actually they do in India.Asian lion and tigers used to and now sometimes share same habitat
@@onepiece9472 in India their ranges used to overlap. Now their government will be releasing both of them in their previous overlapping ranges as their numbers have increased significantly.
To be fair they are biologically compatable (please spell it for me because auto correct wont work for once) so they can breed naturally
The problem is if we made dogs and cats breed together as their common ancestor is to far removed from todays animals
If you think this is weird, just know there’s humans who actually tried to breed with monkeys 🤢
@@Tech-cy9yo And we all know how that went.... Still no damn answer for it other than, "Don't get it"
Jaguars 🐆 are the pinnacle of the big cat as far as evolution goes. Unless I missed it, you forgot or were unaware of the biggest factor that separates Jaguars from all other big cats, their specialized vision. They basically have X-ray vision through the canopy.
The jaglions were not intentional, that was pretty much a case of: The jaguar wants to f@@k something, who's gonna stop him.
Well, that’s cute, then. At least ppl didn’t do it.
Those were two animals who grew up together and the sanctuary couldn't separate them as every time they tried, the cats got depressed and the female even refused to eat. And they didn't have enough money for neutering.
But God, the half black hybrid is beautiful.
"Pipe or death. Chose one"
Anaconda's typically stop them, I think Jaguars are on the menu for Anaconda's unfortunately.
I wish Casual Geographic would do a video on them
Probably fully grown aldut Black caiman, they can grow larger than a american alligators and is the largest species of caimans, jaguar can kill a young or juvenile black caimans but they usually avoid waters that have an fully grown adults one suggesting that an adult one sit even higher in the food chain.
I have said this once and i will say it again. this man is the living definition of "you learn something new everyday"
Snow leopards are as severely underrated as they are endangered.
I like snow leopards but its a shame because they are endangered.
@@kojun9736 did you know that the villain from Kung Fu Panda aka Tai Lung is also a snow leopard?
In the 80s, I woke up on a Saturday morning and saw a black jaguar sitting at the fenceline watching the family cow. Lived in Southern Arizona at the time.
"once upon a time, florida man" is everything we need to know
That's a better explanation than my history teacher saying why Jaguars were hailed as gods back then.
I also like the Ghibli background music.
"Tigers are just death gift wrapped by God in black and orange."
Made my day 😂😂
They’re the most dangerous big cats to encounter because of their aggressiveness + because they’re the biggest. He really do be right tho. In general, cats/big cats = death for their prey
@@jotarokujo9587 yeah. Btw, how's your old man doing, Jotaro?
@@Stormborn_717 I’m dead. I don’t have a clue how in the hell that man lives to this day.
I am in the field of anthropolgoy with a specific focus on Mesoamerican cultures. Jaguars were so paramount to ancient indigenous cultures of Latin America because they were so terrifying. Some groups of warriors were named after them and part of the culture was to hunt one and wear its pelt once you became a recognized warrior. Reasons for this were that hopefully seeing the skin would either cause other jaguars to fear you but in reality it was about blending in with them in a way. There were also warriors that mocked its style of quick and deathly fighting.
Casual Geographic: *talks about how cheetahs are bad and leopards are amazing*
TierZoo: "Well I just wanna say I'm a huge fan"
Ikr. Leopards were higher and then Jaguar was S tier because of it’s overall versatility while being good at swimming, climbing and all. They have less trouble hunting and staying alive. The whole point of TierZoo is rating animals that win. Surviving is winning
"this isn't nature, it's f**cking anarchy" God dam got me good
My therapist: Tiguar doesn't exist, it can't hurt you. And it's not like you even have to worry about regular jagu... Oh, you live in Brazil. I forgot about that.
Yes........
Also YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL🕴🛫🛬
Morals ... I wish more people had that. Great job as always
"Basically, there's less tigons than ligers because male tigers can't take the hint"
Me: So they're basically every male anime protagonist summed up
Yeahhh ridiculously OP but clueless
I'm gonna make a meme outta that
@@xxdeathcorexx2340 post a link to the meme when you do.
@1Yan00 oh the list is longer
Male tigers can't make ligers
Jaguars: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Cheetah: Tweet
"Now im motivated!" ~Jaguar probably.
so? they are still amazing.
"you could take a tiger soul and it will still standing, that if it doesn't cancel your live subscription first"
I'm laughing so hard 😂
Bruh you are the funniest guy with the most interesting love for animals...truly amazing!!!