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It's okay everyone makes mistakes
What was the product tho?
I'm glad you own up to your mistakes and it's truly not ur fault, people are shady
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*"Humans aren't God, but they sure love to play it."* Absolute chills.
So do cats
@@erickagilson7179 true
@@erickagilson7179 no they don't
True
@@erickagilson7179 cats are gods
Gotta give this guy credit, he could have easily just quoted the old video word for word, but instead he actually wrote new jokes and doesn't copy the script. Good job for putting in more effort than the Lion king remake!
@Checkmark damn, he must be very wrong
@Checkmark best not give him the view from clicking the link
Fucking savage
He is epic and I share the $hit out of his videos. I may or may not get an evil kick out of destroying people's illusions about their favorite animals by sending them to his videos 🤣🤣🤣 like "oh you think that animal is innocent and adorable... Come let me show you some truth sprinkled with dark humor 😁"
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry Please don't reply to the bots. It makes it harder for youtube to register them as such. Just report them for spam.
"Here's how to survive a hippo atta-"
"No, you don't."
This man's bluntness makes me laugh so much 😹
Yeahhhhh if you get attacked by a hippo a lot of things had to go wrong for that to happen. And it’s not your choice in if you survive.
The only thing you can do is pray it makes it quick
You may survive if you can get it to piss off a Rhino and running the hell away while they fight each other.
Well trees might be your only hope not sure if hippos wait but id rather find out than die of mauling
the fucking King K Rool music in the back round sent me lmao
Hey brah, this video actually saved my life today. I'm a delivery driver and I got caught by a rock/Kevin hart combo, a husky and a chihuahua. Both were unleashed, snarling, growling, barking at me. The husky kept on making false charges at me like the cougar did, and I actually watched this video a few nights ago so I applied the same advice, back away slowly, don't turn your back to it, ect, and managed to somehow not get bit! One black man to another, your videos are a gift to the world, entertaining, funny, but full of mad knowledge. I'd love I you'd continue this series of videos, it will probably help many people not get collected. Much respect homie, keep up the good work!
"Rock/Kevin Hart combo, a husky and a chihuahua"
💀 💀
Got false charged by a Rhodesian ridgeback, i was just protecting my family jewels 😂😂
Woah, that’s awesome! Glad you’re safe.
Sucks when our instinct is to run away. But with a lot of animals, that’s basically an invitation to chase you down. 😨
How did you get out o that?
@@yamihikarilightdark9instict thinks we can still outrun them
"Humans aren't God, but they sure love playing it" is such a raw line.
It*
@@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584nice name
@@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584If you go by Christianity, He.
@user-yr4bf5ip8wone month later? Wha
@@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584he lol stop posting your Ls here
Moose really do have no fear. I was in the mountains of Montana a few months ago flying my drone around trying to get cool nature shots. I found a moose feeding at the edge of a lake and flew up to it to get a closer look. Most animals either ignore drones or run away, but this thing legitimately charged straight at it. I didn't stand my ground even when I was in the air 😂
Our second great overlord we rejoice in your presence
Didn't expect to see you here TierZoo.
How are moose doing in the current North America meta?
@@eseguerito2629 yea
Was it destroyed
"and for those of you who already know what a rut is, I'm 90% sure I know how you know and I'm 90% disappointed" ...okay you know what, that's fair 💀
Maybe because it's a yearly thing and driving in elk country is impossible enough in the off season...? It's not all about indecency online.
@@Undomaranel counterpoint: online indecency is funny.
I literally looked away from the screen, cause he knows I know & I just can't face that rn 🤧
No idea what's being referred to in that 90% because I merely knew it years ago when reading about cervids...
@@50calM82A1 my guess is that it has to do with furry shit
I remember a park ranger saying:
"If you survive an attack from anything that big and burly, they probably weren't trying to kill you."
caught me off guard when he put humans on the list and I started laughing but started to be like
“Oh crap he’s actually telling the truth 😅”
Of all the Creatures upon this Good Earth , I fear Humans above any other . I have seen Bears , Coyotes ,and have had run ins with Dogs. It may seem odd to fear One's own Species but frankly , I would rather deal with some wild animal than a Human who is bent on causing me harm. Less than a day before making this comment, I was startled by this random Guy standing in some bushes as I walked by and only noticed Him as I came right up on Him. It was fairly dark and He was also in the shadows by some trees/bushes. In an instant ,I sized Him up, not knowing if He was a threat ,assessed His stature so I could be prepared to defend myself . I noticed that He was a burly ,quite tall ,young ( mid 20s by how He appeared ) ,muscular Guy who was an otherwise decent enough looking Guy but sketchy because of where He was and how I suddenly noticed Him just a few feet from me . I try to look for weaknesses or vulnerabilities as part of "prepping for defense " . I am not one to fight dirty , however ,if He had intentions to "make me into a past tense " , I would have resort to " radically changing His plans for fatherhood " by kicking Him in "the Family Jewels " and then make like a tree and leave . Like I said, I hate dirty fighting but if the only way to avoid becoming "was" is to deflate some Guy's 🏈🏈then it's only necessary . I probably startled him equally as badly but WHY was He randomly there . I did ask why in a somewhat startled voice , and He said something about phone reception . I will add here that where He was is in a small ravine surrounded by trees with the higher side side going up to a parking lot so cell phone reception is patchy at best if any service at all . He would get much better reception in the parking lot than WHERE He was standing .I had to walk back past where that Guy was and I definitely was on the lookout . I didn't see Him again and I was honestly relieved about it too . I dislike strongly being caught off guard by random Humans.
@@michaeltheoret3842 Agree with this comment entirely and am the same. I'm more wary of humans than I am wild animals. Humans scare me the most and are the most dangerous and destructive species on the planet. I don't even want to consider myself human most of the time, because of my disliking of them.
@@michaeltheoret3842 same to be honest, and they can speak our language as well which hurts more mentally sometimes than psychically
ikr XD
Yeah. The cruelest thing humanity does is the way we gaslight the act of exterminating anything that was legitimately being itself in the face of our own stupidity.
As an animal, I can confirm that the guide to surviving a human attack is indeed accurate.
As a human, I wouldn't know. I just tend to avoid humans at all costs.
@@mrr1132 understandable. I usually only kill them cuz I can't get away
@@34564trfghf Why not farm them and use their skin to make books?
@@demiurge7111 that would usually be a second option if I hadn't already used the skin to hold my soup...made from their eyes obviously.
This reply section is cursed as shit
Some more sound advice for surviving a human attack is to be cute
Side effects may include:
Being kidnapped
getting selectively bred until you are so far gone from what you originally were that you become a new species
Possibility of going extinct when they find something cuter than you
and finally the worst side effect of all
Being forced to wear small funny clothes
it wasn't me...
For an ape with internet access, I assumed you've seen it or experienced it before.
Now I know that sounds bad *but,* now you are effectively untouchable to other animals. And you can live with the knowledge that if you *do* end up getting merked by cougar or a fox, that entire bloodline ain't gonna belong for this world.
"They divide crocodiles without a calculator" was the best one lmao
This channel is the only reason I have motivation to go back to college and get my degree in zoology. You effectively created another zoologist.
I like this.. ✅️💯
And good luck. 💪🏽
That's so awesome. Good luck to you 🤝
Gl man and gl on NNN
w good luck
keep up with it, we need more people in the field
This guy could have been popular for like a year and stayed on tiktok and faded away like the rest of them, but no, he made a youtube channel and upped his quality and that's something i have massive respect for tbh. Now this video is higher quality then 3,000 tiktok videos combined.
Then 3000 videos combined what? What happens after 3000 videos combine?
@@aspebb a̵͍̩̗̝̰͖̺̮̞̤͈̝̼̰̰̙̳̣͔̻͓͇̔́̀͊̒͒̍̇̉͐͒̀̂̔̄̐̔́̉̄́̀̂̈́̃͌͒̎͝͝͝ͅ. that's what happens.
@@aspebb you discover what happens after you divide 0 by a number
I'd love to see him host nature shows or documentaries in long form content - here on youtube or on streaming/tv. I think he'd be a phenomenal choice for this generation's David Attenborough.
youtube also pays out way more per view and subscription
As a Dog with internet access, I want to thank you for your advice about surviving a human attack. Truly a scary species.
Indeed
Ugh there true savages they call big trucks to come kill my kind
“Here’s how you survive a hippo attack - NO. You’re not going to,” I died at this part 😂😂
''coughing fit or fit in a coffin'' how does this man come up with so many good words
he smart and funny
Seems to mostly use his mouth to do it.
Simple English.
@@melissafaye915it's not just simple English. Communication is not limited to what you say, but the delivery.
@@chrispham6599Exactly
"If you're disappointed by that then that's a failure of your own expectations."
I wanna steal this quote for my autobiography.
Yo same
Im gonna steal that for dates
i will ask it for my mortuary drawer
😆
“Humans aren’t God but they sure love playing him” is so true and so sad.
This "talk" to animals about dealing with humans is my favorite of all of your videos - all of which are absolutely fantastic. Thank you
"....they put you in a cage for their society to make a spectacle of you---or punish you for being yourself. Hey! Sounds just like High School!"
-CasGeo, 2022.
Lovin' the upgrades! Great vid!
Yeah, thats just how we are lol.
Could be worse. Wolves ate some of our ancestors, so we spent the next 50,000 years turning their descendants into pugs.
Right in the feels
@@recitationtohear did you really think I wouldn’t recognize that link?
I honestly did not expect humans to be on this list and I absolutely loved it. It's hilarious and honest just a great time.
Yup.. Seriously though we're the worst menace to other animals, whole ecosystems and ourselves but at least we've got a sense of humour
thanks for spoiling with the top comment that TH-cam shows on mobile
Thanks for ruining the surprise while I’m moose
@@c013y6 just don’t look and read then lmao ur eyes aren’t fixed in a certain position 24/7
it is way too easy for him too slam the human race were just that psychotic
I live in Melbourne, Australia and I've lived here all my life. When I was in grade 6 we went on a school camp which is where your whole year level goes on a trip somewhere for a few days, and in grade 6 we went to a place called Gippsland which is a big rural/national park area in the south east of my state Victoria, and it's also highly populated by grey kangaroos.
So on this one morning of the camp we all went out into the parklands to see wild kangaroos up close. You can get close to some of them like the younger, smaller ones but even generally the grey roos aren't that big. They don't really run away or anything, and as long as you're in a small, spaced out group of people they wont do anything. I just remember I wandered off from the group for some reason and walked through some really tall grass and that's when I noticed very suddenly that something _big_ was running towards me. This massive kangaroo jumped from out behind some of the tall grass and landed right in front of me and it stood up, and me being 11 or 12 years old it was at _least_ a foot taller than me. It just stood there not moving and staring right down at me, and I was completely frozen in shock. This only lasted for 2 or 3 seconds and then just as suddenly it jumped away back in to the grass.
| just walked back to the group and didn't say anything. I didn't even know how to explain what happened. I just had this moment with a huge kangaroo, and it chose peace.
Rolled a 20 in luck, huh?
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
Maybe.
Although it might have just decided that, A, I wasn't much of a threat, and B, with all the other people nearby it probably wasn't a good idea to attack me.
That's actually a really beautiful story.
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As a gorilla watching this video, I really appreciate him talking about how to survive human attacks
You also gotta learn how to dismantle traps, and don't forgot to stop those nice managers from stumbling into them! Who else'll shoot the poachers?
I loved the description of the humans. As a mermaid I’m conflicted on what I should support and where I fit in.
mermaids belong to the choping board
@@diablo.the.cheater that’s fishy don’t ya think🧐🥲
@@diablo.the.cheater mermaids are our friends 😤
I saw that “documentary” on Animal Planet and Discovery (“Mermaids: The Body Found”). Y’all are basically dolphins.
@@diablo.the.cheater a human wrote this
As an introvert, I appreciate your advice on how to survive a human attack. It saved my life.
imma hunt you and give you a hug
there is no escape
@@TylerTMG 😨
@@CheesyJesseyoull be ok bro ill protect you
@@egg23658 Thanks bro
Love, love, love that you call out the damage we humans are capable of.
Fun fact. Moose are generally docile creatures. They only attack for one of 3 reasons:
To defend their young (generally the mothers do this)
Rutting season (Bull moose ain't nothing to fuck with)
Or if you startle them.
Been up close and personal with a bunch of these big beauties and they're often nice. Just gotta move slow and non aggressive.
Watch for any babies! If you see one, mommas around.
If you see 2 rutting stay the hell away.
Don't make loud sounds. It scares them and they react unpredictably.
(This often causes the worst injuries.)
"The rules for surviving a cougar are pretty simple : try to travel in groups, avoid being out at dawn or dusk, and if one tries to offer you a drink, just remember nothing in this life comes for free."
DAMN... I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The drink could be worth it..
@@logicplague2077 key word: *could*
Well spoken.
i lost it at the 'you might have heard of this ryme: if its black fight back, if its brown get to the ground, if its white like a cloud... *your gonna die* '
I married my pray..mrew
i just realized he meant a cougar and not a cougar
Can we all appreciate that his family friendly euphemisms for shit he'd get demonotised for are always funnier than the thing itself
"Magazine with no words" for emptying the clip is one of my new favourits
His words should be on the subreddits for "Brand New Sentence" or "Rare Insults" because WOW,he has quite the dictionary.
@@chee.rah.monurB 😂😂
Yeah, I'm not sure the context, but I want to figure out a shirt with "Magazine with no words" on it. Fucking genius, I actually laughed out loud.
@@zekemckillip magazine with no words means an Ammunition Clip for a gun
@@jacktowers7533 I got what he meant, I meant I don't know what context it would be in on a shirt. Like what picture should accompany it, or whether I should extend the quote for context. That kinda thing.
9:49 The kangaroo comforted the photographer (John Drysdale) after punching him😭😭
Oh my god! Your writing is something amazing! And with the speed you delivering it I don't even have time to appreciate all your wordplays and well crafted lines, when you already drop the next one! Your videos should be rewatched a few times at least in order not to miss all the writing! Thank you truly! It's always a pleasure to find channels that not only provide good info but do it in a such incredible manner!
I loved the expression ``hairless oppression monkey''. The entire script is gold! Mr. Casual Geographic needs to write more!
i belive its Lord Casual lol
@@lucyandecember2843 You are right, forgive me: Lord Casual!
He wrote a book that came out pretty recently. Worth checking out if you enjoy his writing.
Tf is wrong with your H
He’s talking about chimps, but that could also be used to describe us.
I remember when I went for surgery in Zimbabwe I met a woman in the consultancy room who survived a hippo attack. Her wounds were ridiculous . She lost most of one lung and a lot of ribs. She was there for her next round of reconstructive surgery. Hippos are ridiculously scary .
I hope she healed now❤️❤️❤️
I read somewhere that hippos kill more people than lions…
This video made me want to live alone on a balloon in the sky, LOL
AYO 😭
The fact that she lived proves hippos are scary. Why? Since she lived, that hippo didn't attack to kill, just attacked to make her stop provoking it... and a hippo can be provoked just by being within attack range. Oh, and don't fret. Hippos kill more of their young than people... a huge reason mother hippos really keep their spawn close by while being super-aggressive protectors of them. I guess evolution has an omega-level cost for being the living version of an armored vehicle.
There is a photographer that was trying to capture a polar bear attacking a seal, but every time they were in place to shoot, the bear would move, after moving multiple times, the team realised that the bear was hunting them, not the seal.
The “human” part of this video was beyond accurate.
My dad was a safari guide in Zambia and he ended up surviving a lioness encounter by, in his words, shouting and swearing unspeakable things at it until it left
COD and LOL gamers: Challenge accepted
That lioness was probably like “Damn, chill out, I’m leaving, sheesh.”
how to survive a predator attack: appear like a threat
how to survive a prey attack: dom't appear like a threat
@@God-ch8lqor just avoid wild animals and leave them the fuck alone
I like how he just became a zoologist because people kept asking him about animals
I love your warning to the other animals out there about humans. On point and funny AF.
I loved this. Educational and entertaining at the same time. A down to earth approach.
Big takeaway from this is that almost all animals want to avoid fighting and conflict. Making yourself known when walking through the woods and forests of the world is a good way to avoid a run in with a pissed off momma animal of any kind really.
This is actually true for spiders as well such as widows and recluses. They don't bite unless they are basically feeling cornered/squished.
Unless it a black mamba…or a fer de lance; those snakes are extremely aggressive.
Chihuahua’s are also notoriously aggressive; the only way to survive a rogue runt with a napoleon complex is to punt it across the street
@@witdajuice6763 yep game winning field goal attempt
@@cellamuert naww 😭
"Don't stand your ground cuz at the moment its not yours." That sentence made my day
Thank you for addressing how dangerous humans are to the rest of the animal kingdom.
7:23 My dad tried to bribe the safari driver and force me to go pet a wild hippo. Luckily the driver refused the bribe and refused to stop the car. I’m now almost 30, and no matter how much he claims to love me, I’m still sure he tried to kill me. He also had me eat breakfast next to a wild lion, with a crocodile not far away from me, there’s a picture of me as a baby almost getting eating my a huge dog, and he apparently almost dropped me in boiling oil. All “accidentally” of course. I don’t believe it was an accident
I like how even the change in music as soon as you bring up humans makes it feel like some sort of final boss, and not gonna lie, even we can be afraid of our own kind.
oh for sure, there are areas of my city you just don't go alone at night(or at all), because the chance of you getting mugged(or worse) are almost 100%
@@Eisenwulf666 True
I'd say that actually the animal we have to be the most afraid of is another human with violent intetntions. They sure as hell can end you and they won't be afraid of humans at all like wild animals do most of the time.
You have to see it that way: Against animals, Elephant rifles and harpoons are as far as it needed to go. Against humans, they went on to machine guns, flamethrowers, heavy artillery and ballistic missiles.
The music is Team Plasma's team from Pokémon BW/2, and considering their true goals, it's actually rather fitting
When he said “most dangerous animal humanity has ever seen” I immediately got a Taco Bell ad. I was like, this fits
😂
Yes, this is the best moose advice I have ever heard on the internet.
As a fellow widowmaker with access to the Worldwide Web, thank you for your advice to deal with Humans. Those things are terrifying.
So.. with cougars. For young ones, if they know that you know they’re there, they may end up being just curious.
A few years ago, I got firsthand experience with this. Walking home at around midnight, and got this feeling I was being watched. So I started talking, and singing. And looked around. No more than ten feet away, there she was. A young adult cougar. She was crouched down, but her ears were up, and her head was cocked a little to one side. When I said “Hello sweetheart.” She sat up. I kept my eyes on her paws, not her face. “I’m just heading home. You’re a beautiful kitten.” And backed up. The little girl followed along! She was relaxed and kept getting close, as in… if I wanted to, I could have pet her! The whole 2km walk, she did this. She never once looked like she was going to attack, she was just curious. I called it in once I got home, to let Park and Wildlife know that “Hey, there’s a youngish cougar in this specific area. Here’s her size, some clear marks- how do I know she’s a girl? She just walked me home. She’s curious, but I really don’t want her to get hurt.”
She was safely caught and moved to a sanctuary, since she was way too comfortable around humans. Very pretty little girl, really
Perhaps it was an escaped pet. Or someone has been feeding her.
... was that one of these cougars at Applebee's?
@@juannaym8488 😂😂
Hate it when cougars try to follow you home.
One of those compressed air horns works well for chasing off cougars as they run the same software as housecats, works for the ones that stalk applebees too.
Step 1: Become an epic gamer. You can't get killed by animals if you don't even touch the grass they walk on
Not true. It's always a possibility for something to get in. Especially that last monster in the video. yikes.
@@nephicus339 The humans are the most unavoidable monster. Though, I hear fire is very effective! They have a 100% weakness to it!
Kind of too bad that the slow-flying, loud buzzing, flimsy-legged, annoying mosquitoes aren't on this list, but the fatalities associated with them are mostly caused by the animals (viruses) they carry, like malaria, dengue fever, and West Nile virus. Interesting to note, the number of homicides is estimated at ~500,000 deaths/year, but the number of deaths by viruses caused by mosquitoes is ~750,000 - 1 million deaths/year.
I love how he just mocks Not just himself, but all of us But you can see Where he’s coming from
That part about humans really makes me realize how brutal humans actually are. If any other animal hunted us down and tried to slaughter all of us because we killed one of them, we would consider that the scariest species on the planet, and avoid them like the plague, and think of then as absolute terrors. Which, pretty solid strategy for dealing with humans in general.
Which is probably why most apex predators stay away from humans. Their ancestors fucked around and found out
@@fiendish9474 dude sooo much. We're like the mafia of species - you kill one of ours, onces, and we come and slaughter all of your number. Humana are vicious.
mosquitoes be like
Nice amity pfp
@@amia- awww ty ^&^
This dude gives better education than what they give at school and he makes it fun and more interesting
speaks volumes about your education system,
which the rest of the world already knew about you guys.
dang.
@@paddington1670 Nah, its just him being inflammatory. Trust me, schools teach actual biology. Love dudes stuff, but he ain't sitting down and making sure you grasp it. He's not focusing directly on you to figure out solutions to any difficulties you're having. Yes we have very serious systemic failures in our education system, but those are by design. A certain political party in the US has wanted to destroy public education since it began in this country. And guess what, they're winning. So just remember, when you think of the US education system, know that its failings are purposeful, through gutting, kneecapping, a shot to the head and a shit on the chest for good measure. Oh, and don't forget that most kids in the US have zero urge to learn and purposefully give the teachers shit. I blame that on the parents.
@@paddington1670 Your comment speaks volumes about your low self esteem and need to feel superior. It's kinda sad, hope you get the self esteem boost you so desperately need from it.
@@paddington1670 many educational systems in the world are that
Its fun and interesting because dudes here can make videos about any subject they want while teacher need to teach you specific subjects from the text books
My friend rock climbs here in CO, like straight face CLIFFS. She said one time she pulled herself up to the top of a flat cliff and came face to face with a cougar. Like right in her face. And she said, "Did you know if you scream really shrill into a cougars face they run off?"
I did not know that. But now I do.
Love how you closed it with a positive message ❤
I love the last “animal” he features. It made me both want to laugh, but cry, from how true it was, and hopeless you are to face the animal.
I mean we are animals we are the worst one
@@Lumberjack_king Yes, we are animals, and it disappoints me that people forget that.
@@Ty-vl6hs yeah
"You might have claws, fangs, venom, and muscle, but I have a gun and ammo to spare."
@@Ty-vl6hs being the only ones doing what we do, is it any surprise we quickly wrote everything else off as beast and such
I LOVE the way you described the last animal! I was surprised but delighted to see it on this list!
trying to write around to not spoil which animal it is? I see you and I apreeciate it
I'm right there with you.
Hairless oppression monkey(too fresh,now dying!)!
Best plot twist
It’s definitely the worst of all the animals, but making more is so much fun!
For some weird reason, the way you talked about us like you talked about every other animals made it sound weirdly comforting lmao
The heel turn at the end was BRILLIANT!!!
I love the fact that you didn't just mimic the old videos with better quality, but you actually went through the trouble of starting from scratch. I especially loved the addition of humans to the list, 'cause lets face it... We really be like that.
Another great video man, thank you for uploading this.
Perfectly put.
Oh hey
Praise the omnissiah
That little segment on humans just hit hard, I took a minute to rethink my entire life.
You realized that we are animals like the others and put an other perspective?
So he did a very good job.
@@baidaan1894 and not to mention we threw out our animal identity because of our intelligence and sense of awareness to the point we believe where higher then everything including ourselves
fr man like i had a whole crisis right there 😨
its so fucking sad that what was said is 100% true. we are the worst. i hate humans. fuckem.
As a cephalopod living at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, I must say thank you for bringing to light the danger and destruction that humans cause 🙏🙏🙏
You are so tucking funny! Love the deadpan delivery! And this time, you deliver some actual practical advice. Thanks for everything, man!
"Forgive those that have wronged you in the past so the hate in ur heart doesn't weigh you down on ur way to the clouds" 😆😂😆
This is art.
"The only thing more of a menace than the animal behind the cage is the one outside it" - Mndaiye 👏🏾🤴🏾🧡
LET'S GOOOOO 🥳
That description of the most dangerous animal that humanity has ever seen is humanity itself is extremely apt
This applies to human-on-human attacks and deaths as well
Words can not express how much I love your videos❤ So much great information along with a stand up routine😂
“Hairless monkey with a superiority complex” is the most accurate description of humans I’ve ever heard (even tho we’re apes not monkeys but idc)
I mean we see ourselves above other animals
Well, apes are still monkeys, but most monkeys aren't apes
@@Lumberjack_kingTbh we do the same shit as animals even though we are advanced now here is a list of things we still do like animals
1.Some dads don't wanna raise another woman kid
2.men fight for women
3.gangs are just like apes troops they fight for territory
4.we when we are mad we tend to show teeth to
5.we fight hand to hand except we still bite and maul each other like chimps
Etc I can keep going on humans are still animalistic even though we are advanced in 2024
We're not apes. We're human beings, made in the image of God.
@@sitcomchristian6886 ok Christian we are all entitled to our beliefs
Came for the animal info, stayed for the word play. I never get tired of hearing you describe stuff, lol
Wow !! This was sooo filled with info in such an amusing total tongue and cheek manner!! Thoroughly enjoyed!!
"Humans aren't God but they sure love to play it" the facts in that statement
1. Watch them and appreciate them from a distance.
2. Learn all you can about them so you know how to act around them.
3. Don't challenge them because even if they are small they are still very much stronger than you.
4. All the above means just one thing: RESPECT, RESPECT, RESPECT them. They don't exist for our amusement.
that applies to basically everything in the list
We don’t exist for their food so if they ever get near me that all goes out the window and I’m taking a life before I lose mine
@@jayswrld666 All creatures have a right to defend themselves including us. We also have a right to be territorial. Animals are. They intrude they pay, we intrude we pay. Nature's rules.
Me when the Chimp I accidentally smiled at rips out my vital organs through my asshole: (big mistake)
@@yokuutsu9097 Makes for a bad day, lol
I love seeing your videos man the random ones with sound effects gets me every time thank you
Found your videos 2 days ago and i can tell you is art.. learning, laughing on your comments..i really needed that my whole week was hell..thank you very much for bringing me back my smile..
Am not even joking here, that feeling of discovering a new channel you had no idea about and immediately binge watching it is better than heroin
🧢 cap 🍃 is better
@@bbrandumbb true, I was just excited
@@Borneoian8dam you reacted fast
@@KfcOwner am currently extremely idol. Know any other good channels ?
@@Borneoian8 the boys, they make funny content.
About 20 years ago a black bear snatched a baby from a stroller in upstate new York right in front of the mother. People managed to get the baby back before it was eaten but he was already dead from the bear shaking it. I can't imagine that mothers trauma
What happened to the bear though?
@@jocelynuy2922 I bet it's dead as hell like always when an animal mess up with humans
@@blackirontarkus3156 Well the bear FAFOed
I would have hunted that bear and it's entire family and cooked them all up and eaten them out of spite
God dammit shouldn’t have mentioned eating infant children so many times in English today
Not only do rewatch this cuz it’s good, but at the end I get to vibe to whatever music is at the end
5:30 Bear spray reminds me of... "Bear! Bear! Why are you destroying my Kayak?!"
The ending of this video was amazing. The part about the human race. I love how he referenced poor Shamu, Topsy, and Travis while talking about us humans. That was the best video I ever seen by you NGL.
Very emotional honestly because that was beautiful
Exactly why I loved it!
He should've added that on top of loving to play god we also are pretty narcissist. And the fact this is just a summarized description of the devil makes me question humanity
@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 humans are the best bro
@@arandommasochist196 Being the best also means that you have the chace to be the worst. That's where all the Cain/Abel or Jesus/Lucifer contrasts come from
@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 I am not a Christian
8:10 now I’m just imaging someone slowly walking away from a cougar while yelling “ACCORDING TO ALL KNOW LAWS OF AVIATION THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY”
Darn it you beat me to it… by a year.
You’re THE internet wordsmith of our time, hope you know that 😂 also the ending about humans is sobering and well said!
Loved your video man, this conclusion felt good :)
I saw a human when I went to get the mail today, I was so scared. It waved and smiled at me, pretty sure it was being territorial. Thankfully I managed to escape back inside in time.
Hand slicing the air and showing teeth is a very aggressive maneuver. You're lucky to be alive!
close one did you make yourself into to a ball aswell
That ending was surprising. It was accurate tho. Good inclusion. I love this channel because it, not only has tons of great and interesting information, but also spreads awareness of animal treatment and our mindset towards them. You care a lot, and it shows in a great way. Thanks for the content and keep it up.
Surprising? We are the apex predator. Thats why most animals tend to stay away from us in the first place. Humans only get attacked by animals when they are traveling alone. Do you really want to attack a pack of what are basically fast, naked chimps?
I always enjoy these videos! Funny and informative! ❤
Always enjoy the videos, Especially the commentary
Just a heads up, a couple of youtubers are saying established titles is a scam, and even backed it up. They aren't based in scotland. They don't plant trees. There is total lack of transparency. They also don't actually have any authority to grant a title of laird, lord, or lady. The souvenir plots don't actually qualify as property, because they are too small to be of practical use, and cannot be registered. There are a ton of other issues. But, I figured you would want to know, so you don't end up letting them scam your viewers. Please, like this, so he sees it. And if you want the videos exposing it, I can provide links, upon request.
Yeah, promoting them was a massive f*ck up on my part. I’m in the process of cutting all contractual ties and returning the money I got for promoting them and as soon as I do, I’m taking out that part of the video. The only thing stopping me from doing it literally the moment I found out was the possibility of opening myself up to litigation
Crazy how they can lie about what they do, scam thousands, and if *you* stop spreading their lies *you* are opening yourself up to a lawsuit. Absolutely crazy.
@@lordderppington4694 justice system is broken
Who actually thought this was something more than a gag gift??? 😂
@@MurasakiMonogatari It would have been fine if Established Titles had actually promoted their product as a gag gift, but their whole spiel is about saving a small parcel of land using a loophole in Scottish law or something along these lines. If they were merely selling five-dollar pieces of paper in fancy copperhead script, no one would object. But no, the company was specifically set up to squeeze as much money as possible out of an essentially worthless product while pretending to save the planet. That's not a gag gift, it's a scam.
I’ve only been to one place where the moose co-existed with the rest of Canada peacefully and it was an inter provincial park. Apparently when I was a few months old, we were camping there and my mom set me down on a stump while we were unloading the camper. It was dark and she can’t see in the dark but that stump was right next to a full grown, male moose. She didn’t even realize until my dad heard a noise and looked at me to see I was hanging out with it. We got a picture of that moose in our house now.
bad bot
The moose was prolly confused as fuck, wondering why someone just put a baby near it with no hesitation
@@bendingdemon6483 The moose was probably like "ma'am thank you for the offer but I can't eat this"
I hope your life- and yer mom's- can remain to you both a well-lived and precious Gift that it definitely has been from that point onwards ☺
Scram
I absolutely love your sarcastic commentary!
I absolutely Loved you describing how to survive a human attack as an animal and it was all 100% truth!
Most people can't see through the eyes of an animal or imagine life as one and this description was the best I've ever heard of humans.
I adore the description of humanity. As the local rock from Wal-Mart I thank you for your service
How's life as a rock?
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker Not bad, but he takes it for granite.
That ending was amazing. Nice work.
lol that ending... my favorite part .. love your videos and you straight up speaking facts too bro...
“Eye contact with a chimp is a good way to make contact with your ancestors.” This dude is hilarious! …and factual!
As a cougar, the tutorial on how to survive human attacks will definitely come in handy. Thank you! 🐆
As a human, I wish you good luck in surviving my species. Most don't live to tell the tale and the ones that do are suffering from PTSD
As a tiger, same. My brother didn’t make it :(
so youre offering drinks?
Bro just made humans seem like the most op animals ever in one paragraph
Dude I love your videos. Even when you were using the tech you had available at the time with your air buds. It's not the tech we love, it's you and your frank, matter of fact but yet vocabularily interesting takes that we love.
When I was little, my family and I went hiking in the mountains. We came around a corner, and there was a moose right off the path. It immediately noticed us, and started huffing. My dad told all of us to be quiet, hold still, and not look at it. We did this for what felt like forever until it seemingly got bored, and walked further up into the trees. Once we thought it was safe, we quietly and slowly walked down the path. This was by far the closest I’ve ever come to an animal attack.
Glad you all were safe!
Hi tall girl.
Your father saved you from being one more human flatline 💀
@@Thermait He truly did.