I picked my name because my little cousin was just like "Adam's here!" so I asked "Who's Adam???" And he just said "You!" and I was like "Damn, can't argue with that."
I was singing “I write sins not tragedies” and MULTIPLE TIMES I accidentally said “obeying the word of god” Instead of “closing the god damn door” 🤣🤦🏻♀️
My science teacher started calling me Kenny because I wore a giant coat (like south Park) and I was like "oh, that's cool." And this was before I even knew I was trans, so when I finally figured it out, I went by Kenny My name is literally based off a poor 8 year old who dies in every episode I love it
I love the fact that all our names are picked by God personally but considering how busy they are, I suppose it is understandable for them to choose an unfit one.
I'm also bisexual. I live in a closet that kinda doesn't exist but kinda does cause I don't need to come out, my family will love whoever I'll love. Remember that there will be people like that for you too, if there is no one now. Thanks byeeeee
Dami tha boi That was my first thought, but I haven’t been in the fandom in years, cause it was sort of a shit show lol. The comic was good though 🤷♀️
Jillian Hubbard I had an old friend called Matthew who constantly self diagnosed himself with depression (he has a very good and normal life) and constantly tried to bring other down and make them feel guilty, he was really rude and overall shitty so honestly I can relate too sksksksksksk
"You look like you eat lunch in the music teachers classroom with like three of your closest friends." I relate too much. I do this with 2-4 of my friends
I'm a trans guy, and I chose my name to be Lucien. It's a French masculine given name which means light. It's definitely not traditional but it sounds sexy as hell so does it matter lmao
Dude same I have started a list with masc/unisex names I'd name myself someday and only one of them is German (and it is a former friends name who I found very attractive lol)
Miles: *says a whole heap of names from band members* Also Miles: *says Brody* Me: *screaming because I'm emo and thoughts of certain gaming TH-camrs are finding my way into my head*
MICHAEL WHOS A LONER SO HE MUST BE A STONER RIDES A PT CRUISER GOD HES SUCH A LOSER MICHAEL WHO YA DONT KNOW MICHAEL FLYING SOLO MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MY HIMSELF~ lol this chain isn’t even in order
I was about to comment on how cute he was, but I was thinking Sam, just so people could call him Sammy because I f*cking l o v e the idea of calling someone Sammy
omg, my name is aria and when you said it my heart s t o p p e d. i’ve been watching you for 4 years and i am still full of big gay energy, i love you so much.
Today I filled up my water bottle wrote holy water on it and said in the name of father, son and the holy spirit I bless you and chucked it at my friend
my transition names in order were: gavin, michael, jeremy, kaden, and now it’s luciel. gavin came from d:bh. michael and jeremy came from bmc, kaden was just random and now it’s luciel because mystic messenger and just because it fit me.
IT WILL ONLY LET ME DO 5 POLLS !! Comment if you think I killed it with the other names!
MilesChronicles I love that you just dad out😂 this was great 👏🏻
U r my favorite person in the entire world
I literally think we have the same mindset because I honestly thought of those exact names. You did good
Definitely killed it and I need more videos like this!!!!!
yas
"i want to parent you. You look like a peanut."
my new favorite quote
When he said he almost changed his name to Walcott I couldn’t breathe
saaaaaame lol
Walcott McKennA
Izzie msoekakq
Same
Just picture “Walcott has good manners and that’s what matters”
lmao.
Miles: you never see a trans guy called Jonathan
Me: *literally a trans guy who named himself Jonathan* bruh...
Jonathan R. Fox love that
You’re a JoJo now
Honestly love that like great name INCREDIBLE name I don’t even know what you look like but great choice Jonathan is a great name either way
Jonathan R. Fox yesssssss
ayyy my names Johnathon and im trans masc
I picked my name because my little cousin was just like "Adam's here!" so I asked "Who's Adam???" And he just said "You!" and I was like "Damn, can't argue with that."
That’s hella cute
That wholesome my man
this hurts my heart
awww thats cuuute
AWWWW THAT'S ADORABLE
when i say it, i mean it..
*d a d d y*
Oh, I see
I want to pick-kill myself 😂
nobody:
miles: john
me: transjohnder
jonnifer
Mtf’s could literally be trans*jen*der
Came here to comment that haha
Trans John Deere lmao
jon. jon walker.
"LUCAS! YOU LOOK SO LITTLE! I WANT TO PARENT YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE A PEANUT!"
this cracked me up XD
i love your profile picture
thanks! a fellow potter fan?
😂😂😂😂
MUGGLE
... sorry aha im a little hyper 😂
*Miles says Mikey *
*Miles says Tyler *
*Miles says Brendon *
*my emo ass freaks out over basically nothing *
Ximena Salcedo I was looking for someone who noticed it
Boi Non-binary Bitch glad to be that someone
Ximena Salcedo yesss!!!
okay but same
Ximena Salcedo SAME
“YOU LOOK LIKE A PEANUT”
Is... is that a compliment?
Miles: **gives proper name to trans kids**
God: **Pikachu face**
i would like this but this is at 69 likes and i dont wanna ruin that
@@yeetuscleetus8757 it was ruined
Am I reading a vine
@clownboykilljoy shitfuck ive been spotted
•o•
My dead name means 'weary' and my name means 'Lion' or 'the brave people'
Oh how things change.
Whats the name
I'm Lio/Leo....
@@Antlegs deadname or name?
Name
Yeah my friend changed their name to Leon
I was singing “I write sins not tragedies” and MULTIPLE TIMES I accidentally said “obeying the word of god” Instead of “closing the god damn door” 🤣🤦🏻♀️
Brenna The meme master when you want to sing your heart out with P!ATD but you’re in church
Brenna The meme master I’ve done that😂
Blast the “closing the Goddanm door” soundbite in a church😂
*I'm lowkey struggling with that*
*No joke*
Um?
I always forget our precious meme boy is actually a grown ass adult, and I kinda appreciate this man's more with that knowledge
My science teacher started calling me Kenny because I wore a giant coat (like south Park) and I was like "oh, that's cool." And this was before I even knew I was trans, so when I finally figured it out, I went by Kenny
My name is literally based off a poor 8 year old who dies in every episode
I love it
LMAO I love it
The little bb Lucas kid looks like a Vincent prove me wrong
okay that just makes me think of "Vincent Adultman" and honestly? That's a look
@@quinintheclouds that's a mood
id totally call him vinny just sayin just sayin
Yeah I was feelings heavy i/v/y vibes if you knos what I mean.
He looks like my friend named Finnegan. He goes by Finn. He’s great.
WAIT I THOUGHTYOU WERE LITERALLY RENAMING PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE LMAO
omg plz next video
princesswildcat ikr i actually hope he does that
@@toomie27 same
Sofis Bored I did too!!!
okay now thats a damn good video idea
Miles: “You always know someone with that name”
My emo ass : “DOES IT BOTHER ANYONE ELSE THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS YOUR NAME”
Cella Agnello DOWN IN THE FOREST WE’L SING A CHORUS
@@athenakalaganis5289 ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS
MY PEOPLE ll-//
"you look like a peanut" I LOST IT I LITERALLY HAD TO TRY SO HARD NOT LAUGH
I feel like it couldve been v hurtful =((
@@nneizmen no it's cute and meant to be sweet 🙄
thatonevampire ok but did anyone think of that one movie Ant Bully? Cause the kid in the movie was named Lucas and his mom called him peanut XD
zny “no” what?
God: *names child*
Miles: *changes child's name*
God: am I a joke to you?
J U L E S This is the best comment I've read today. Maybe even the whole week.
I love the fact that all our names are picked by God personally but considering how busy they are, I suppose it is understandable for them to choose an unfit one.
miles is a god confirmed???
Miles: Absolutely. Do you not watch my videos?
Yes, yes you are
Trans guy: *breathes*
Miles: *LUCAS*
Kind of original but lyke no
No sis
my dad, my father, my sugar daddy,
i’m bisexual. i have been in the closet for over a year. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Inspirational
you typed “tex talk” instead of ted talk and now i can only imagine that being read in a strong southern accent-
No, thank you for inviting us to your TedTalk
A beautiful TedTalk. Truly inspirational.
I'm also bisexual. I live in a closet that kinda doesn't exist but kinda does cause I don't need to come out, my family will love whoever I'll love. Remember that there will be people like that for you too, if there is no one now. Thanks byeeeee
God: is the father
Miles: is that a challenge?
-miles picks names -
-me agreeing to every one of those names-
I mentally named them all penguin. I am of no use to you
futuristic garbage underrated comment ddhehhsbdh
Me
I wish I could like this multiple times
I CAckLED
Same except Oliver Scout or Vincent
"YOU LOOK LIKE A PEANUT!!" I'm actually dead
are you the peanut?
6:06
Dad: (as a joke) "If you were a boy. Your name would be Erny."
Me: Is now Erny
Me: 'Looks like a Jake'
Miles: 'Looks like a Jake'
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING, I'M BLESSED WITH THE SPIRIT OF MILES
Idk how many if us thought Jake for the one, but I think it was a lot
I thought Jason
SAMEEEEEE
Miles: I was 21 when I changed my name.
Me: omg ur not 15
Also me: 21 (Vine reference)
Ik
Oooooof
2:55
me "i would name him Jake"
miles : "he looks like a Jake right ?"
YES ?? HOW
I thought that he looked like an Aaron but wtf do I know lmao
Omg he reminded me of jake english from homestuck and i was *shook*
Dami tha boi That was my first thought, but I haven’t been in the fandom in years, cause it was sort of a shit show lol. The comic was good though 🤷♀️
He looks like a Finn to me
he looks just like a jake
Miles renames someone.
Me- JAMES EVERYONE IS JAMES!
That's my last name. I'd be James James
@@hannahjames6033 James is my middle name is be James James 😂
SISTER SHOOK James Charles
My chosen name tbh xD
"you dont see people named arya"
me: has 4 ayras in my 8th period math class
THE SPRAY PAINT LOOKS SO COOL DUDEKSJDKD COME PAINT MY ROOM PLEASE
omfg I love ur name
Lol
Seeing Conan everywhere I love is honestly the best
*W H Y ' D Y O U T R U S T M A T T H E W ?*
An awful Person honestly, my ex’s name is Matthew I felt that on a personal level lmao
Jillian Hubbard I had an old friend called Matthew who constantly self diagnosed himself with depression (he has a very good and normal life) and constantly tried to bring other down and make them feel guilty, he was really rude and overall shitty so honestly I can relate too sksksksksksk
Oof sorry dude
Jillian Hubbard oof we all ditched him and it's all Gucci now 👌 sorry about your break up too
Thanks
Miles:Jake
Me:that's richie-
Miles: someone's best friend
Me:RiChiE-
Someone gets me
glad i’m not the only one
I though I was the only one thinking that... HELL YEAH
thank god i’m not the only one. i stg at first i deadass thought it was like a prank and they sent in a picture of richie
No one:
Miles: yOu lOoK LiKe A pEaNuT
😂😂
Legend says....
*MILES HAS GOOD MANNERS AND THATS WHAT MATTERS*
🤪❤😂
Mytho Logic HAS GO-
“when you stan Vampire Weekend you have way too much power” *snaps for that*
"I'm feeling Connor but I'm not feeling Connor"
"Why?"
Me: BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL ASK IF HE IS FROM CYBERLIFE?!
My name is conner
PSHHH Mood
I’m an Android sent by cyberlife
dragon heart skethces the android sent by cyber life
Fandom Smoothie YEESSSSS
“I choose that when I was 21” I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 18
Sameeee
Ikr! I wonder how old he is now
Useless History 24
He's probably 22..
My boyfriend is called Matthew and whenever I heard him say it, I keep freaking out, for no reason !!!
Loll
"You look like you eat lunch in the music teachers classroom with like three of your closest friends."
I relate too much. I do this with 2-4 of my friends
Me too lmao wait... I don't have any friends 🌻🤧
Same literally
I was literally attracted to everyone in this video HELP
Lucas???? He's like 10
oh the woes of being a pan :[
I picked Avery because I wanted my initials to still be AF
😂
my initials were also AF before i changed my name lmfaoo
I'm a trans guy, and I chose my name to be Lucien. It's a French masculine given name which means light. It's definitely not traditional but it sounds sexy as hell so does it matter lmao
Kaiyanni mine is Samarth I use Sam a lot though.
I chose Forest. Not sexy but I can yell IMA TREE B**CHES
Like Lucien LaChance from Oblivion? I like it.
That’s also my name! :D
goddamn i love that for you
Miles said Aaron/Arron/Erin and I literally yelled, "A-A-RON!" at the top of my lungs.
I go bye eren and my friend (who likes aot) calls me levi
Oop- my name is aaron.
Lmao. A-A-RON DONE MESSED UPPP. (Hamilton reference)
I know a kid that we all call A-a-Ron and he hates us all
J AY QUALEN
The worst thing for me is, almost all the names I like/love are English and I'm a German bean, means they don't work in German
-use them anyway-
Dude same I have started a list with masc/unisex names I'd name myself someday and only one of them is German (and it is a former friends name who I found very attractive lol)
So was your name list just like:
. Walcott
. Bryn
. Mansard
. Horchata
. Diplomatsson
hOTCHATA ISKSISKSSK
Also:
Blake
Contra
Hudson
@@ginger.curls_ damn can't believe i forget them, such popular names smh
diplomatsson 😂😂😂
FUCK
Miles : Jake
Me : OMG THAT IS SUCH A GoOd namE
C Lucifer W thank you :,)
Jake B 😂 my best friend is actually called Jake
THE GUY AT 5:30 I WAS THINKING "He really looks like a Tyler" AND THEN MILES SAID IT AND I'M SCREAMING
I think you could do a livestream on Instagram like once a week to rename more children. I’d 100% watch that
I WOULD LOVE THAT AND WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LIKE; HE WOULD RENAME THEM WHILE HAVING A SHARED LIVESTREAM WITH THEM; THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME
Me: he looks like a Jake..
Miles: yOU LOOK LIKE A JAKE
Jax Johnson okay sidenote YOURE SO CUTE
kaylee rein thank you!
Jax Johnson npppp! also i love your nameeeeeeee :))
kaylee rein thank youuuu. It took a while to find a good name 😂😅
Jax Johnson i’m proud of youuuuu, you’re doing great💗
Miles: *says a whole heap of names from band members*
Also Miles: *says Brody*
Me: *screaming because I'm emo and thoughts of certain gaming TH-camrs are finding my way into my head*
Thank you so much for helping me out with this!! I definitely agree with being named Cameron
The 6 dislikes are from all the members in the westboro baptist church
you have all my favorite *content*
gay stuff,more gay stuff,stories, and 1 ghost story
sssaaaammmmmeeee
"I WANT TO PARENT YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A PEANUT"
hi miles thank you for helping me with my sexually and coming to terms with who i am i just want u to know how much you have helped me
💕
Are u still doing this cause I need to be renamed
Jungkookies_ Kookie what about Eugene
Do you have one now?
Ikr, I need a name lmao
@@Dogbowlz sh-shoto?
Same
The kid you were freaking out over looks like a Theo
He does!
“Brendon?”
Me: Urie?
You’re my new favorite person ✨🌸
You are amazing
“Kian. Kian for sure”. Me-“HOLY- I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED KIAN AND HES GREAT KAKKSKSKSK”
"If you didn't know, I'm transgender" nO mIleS i WaS cOmPlEtLeY uNaWaRe 😂😂😂
Theres new people watching this channel y'know
@@CrescentCanine Sorry I didn't mean for this to come across as rude, just friendly joking :P
@@teddy9808
Naw,its completely okay. I apologize for not getting the joke ;w;
He’s very cis passing at this point though
This is good quality queer wholesome content I signed up for 👊
Oh my gods I got a Pride Ad before this and watched all the way through it. It was so beautiful and amazing I got chills!
'Michal'
*war flashbacks*
MICHAL IN THE BAAATHROOOM
NO YOU CAANT COME IIIN
MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSEEEEELF
MICHAEL WHOS A LONER SO HE MUST BE A STONER RIDES A PT CRUISER GOD HES SUCH A LOSER MICHAEL WHO YA DONT KNOW MICHAEL FLYING SOLO MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MY HIMSELF~
lol this chain isn’t even in order
MICHAEL FLYIN' SOLO
OH NO WAR FLASHBACKS
wait what i’m narrowing down my trans names right now
jesus works in strange ways
omg lmk what u picked fellow deadname zoe here
Miles: renaming God's children
Also Miles: my child
Miles is god confirmed
"We don't fvck with Lucas'"
Me: *shook* my last names Lucas-
Can I marry you.
Next video: naming Satan's children
💙Sad you didn't name me but Happy you got to help people💙
I WILL NAME YOU IF YOU WANT A NEW NAME😂
@@ishbel1409 name me
@@ishbel1409 kk 😂
angel! quentin! marco! avery! evan!
"YOU LOOK LIKE A PEANUT"
miles 2019
I came out today because of the confidence you gave me. Thanks Miles
JustAnotherPieceofTØPTrash that’s so gosh dang sweet, I hope it all went well. If it didn’t, we can adopt you 💚🎃🧵
@@bellagutierrez5194 Awwww you're so sweet, it went great
JustAnotherPieceofTØPTrash that’s so good and makes my heart so warm and happy 💚
That's awesome! :D
I’m so happy for you!! I’m glad it went well!
triggered by "Geo" 'cause that was what I went by during my genderfluid phase lmfao
oof that's what he chose for me
Gio Arcos oof hey you could be giovani but gio for short that’s so nice
rylee Moseley oh jah same i knew a kid named giovani in middle school and everyone called him gio lol
Says Evan. *Small panic*
Says CONNOR *large panic*
-boi-
damn
Me any time someone says Michael or jeremy
lol the world is so lucky for musicals
*starts blasting Sincerely, Me*
*sobbing* MY- My SiSTeR's HoOOoOoOtTTTttTt
I'm actually upset because I wasn't in there. I want my favorite *d a d d y* to do the work God didn't do
Ngl u kiiilled it with Brody they're such a Brody yes!!
The way you and Meg interact..like the dynamic is so wholesome.
ik im late but is noONE gonna say anything about how cute the last guy was?
Also I was thinking Ryder for him
I was about to comment on how cute he was, but I was thinking Sam, just so people could call him Sammy because I f*cking l o v e the idea of calling someone Sammy
Im so glad im not the only one lol
Is it just me but like every trans guy I know is Alex
I’d be Eren. Eliot, or Oliver
As a trans guy named Alex , its true af 😂
I might go Charlie
I’m Oliver lmao
@@charliemeek3988 Thats lovely
As a transguy named Alex, I'm feeling attacked
Miles: YOU LOOK LIKE A PEANUT
me: casually dies laughing for no apparent reason
omg, my name is aria and when you said it my heart s t o p p e d. i’ve been watching you for 4 years and i am still full of big gay energy, i love you so much.
everyone is becoming reborn in the name of the Lord Miles
The guy at the beginning really looks like Richie tozier from “it” and it threw me for a loop
Me (nonbinary): *hears my deadname being called enby*
Me: *cries in trans*
Dude I remember your comments on Kalvin’s videos where he did this and told you to do it too cause he was getting too many dms
How are you flipping everywhere?
Katniss Wren idk miles is more eccentric/comedy, kalvin is more of a political channel.
They should work together to name them
@Katniss Wren ppl would freak out lmao
@Katniss Wren they definitely should not
"Evan"
DEAR EVAN HANSEN
Playing the game and as miles names people so do I but we say VERY different names
Miles: Andrew
Me: Peregrin
Miles: Chris
Me: Bartholomew
You pick odd names
im scared to ask what your name is i bet its sick tho
New men with old man names
@@kylehill9981 my name is Gary Montgomery Stone
@@SolarpunkVince that's the only way
I am very closeted gender wise and having your channel is such an amazing escape from my everything dysphoria
“Cameron” reminds me of Tyler Oakley...
Today I filled up my water bottle wrote holy water on it and said in the name of father, son and the holy spirit I bless you and chucked it at my friend
1. Amazing story, my friend, that's actually awesome,
2. hOLY SHIT YOUR NAME AND PROFILE PICTURE
3. Can we be friends?
@@aleksfakename7105 thanks lmao
Marry me
@@adhesiveghost2834 the legal age to get married is 18. I am not 18. But you tried and that's what matters have a great day anyway. Bye?
came up with some ideas while watching so here’s some (in order) idk
-oliver/ollie (2:42)
-johnny/john (3:36)
-danny // vincent (4:34)
-marcus // sam (4:55)
-aiden (5:16)
-jake // ben (5:28)
-dustin // alex (6:15)
-matthew // victor/viktor (6:58)
-mikey (7:18)
-jamie // emerson (7:34)
-dylan/dillon (8:00)
-nate/nat (8:26)
-justin // adrien/adrian (8:41)
-payton/peyton // max/maxxie (8:51)
-robin/robby/robbie // joey (9:08)
-link // jackson (9:11)
-ryan (9:21)
-zack // daniel/dan (9:31)
-andi/andy // cade // jay (9:38)
-noah // will (10:07)
-frankie // shane/shayne // kurtis (10:43)
🤪🤟
you have a talent for naming wow
Lauren R thanks 🤠🤠
løss - I kinda like Frankie tbh but I’m going by Kayden lol (I’m the last guy)
Wanted__Fun /DaDdY/ ayeee nice that’s literally such a cool name i
Oh my god these all make so much sense :0
My rain went to thinking this when you said Aaron.
Aaron
Iron...
IRONING BOARD
your videos are longer and i’m LIVING!!!
When they said “Brendon’s nice” I was like “yeah he’s amazing and so sweet...oh...not the Panic! At The Disco singer?”
meeeee too! protec Beebo at all costs!!
oof... mood
2:42 *RICHIE IS THAT YOU*
edit: Its from the movie "IT" Btw
Okay, this video is everything and I want a part 2!! I think you did a good job naming these beautiful people and I totally agree!!
6:15 quotes with Miles "YoU lOoK LiKe A pEaNuT"
Edit: 7:39 nice rainbow 🏳️🌈😏
my transition names in order were: gavin, michael, jeremy, kaden, and now it’s luciel. gavin came from d:bh. michael and jeremy came from bmc, kaden was just random and now it’s luciel because mystic messenger and just because it fit me.
I named myself after a mystic messenger character as well- Ray, but before that I had the name Ace because it was closer to my dead name
okay, but like who was he at 6:10
ajswu, he is so cute, omg😭✌︎
That was so cute: "happy birthday I'm Miles Aaron Mckenna"❤️