I learned to Throw a Toothpick

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  • @MikeShake
    @MikeShake  ปีที่แล้ว +504

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    • @Arcanine.
      @Arcanine. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give credit to the Brazilian guy who made first

    • @imnewatphones_e1236
      @imnewatphones_e1236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      19h ago too late

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      @vineboom56 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESGO!!!

    • @GAMINGDADMOHIT
      @GAMINGDADMOHIT ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Tanner Sou ĺlĺĺlĺĺlollĺļ

    • @mr.player2265
      @mr.player2265 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually tried to do this with a nail on a wall and it made a hole

  • @BadassBobY
    @BadassBobY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14027

    "I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar"
    "with a toothpick"

  • @marblearch31
    @marblearch31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47716

    When he becomes old I guess he will be the most talented grandpa in history

  • @firelordzuko7822
    @firelordzuko7822 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    “I noticed my fingers were the problem”
    *cuts his finger*

    • @melissajames236
      @melissajames236 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mm yes perfect 69

    • @bogdanvasilan4973
      @bogdanvasilan4973 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      💀never let em know your next move

    • @faizahmedshaikh84
      @faizahmedshaikh84 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's literally what I was thinking!

    • @double_a13
      @double_a13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he would go to China t Shaolin and train his fingers for the next 10 years or so and return as the Great Iron ~Fist~ ❌ Fingers ✅

    • @fluffykoala5265
      @fluffykoala5265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoo

  • @gabrielalfaia8154
    @gabrielalfaia8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5940

    "How long have you been unemployed?"
    Me:

    • @quicksilver2923
      @quicksilver2923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      incredible comment. maybe only because it's relatable ....

    • @avijitsingh9360
      @avijitsingh9360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Uh I can show you a video"

    • @PineIsTooCute
      @PineIsTooCute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Each toothpick thrown is one year

    • @soapevar
      @soapevar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When you become unemployed for so long, it becomes your job

    • @TheFourman
      @TheFourman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "yes"

  • @GrammeStudio
    @GrammeStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7410

    I can imagine John Wick movie writers yelling among themselves:
    _"Using toothpick as a weapon? Write that down! Write that down!"_

    • @user-ee9sc6ct1b
      @user-ee9sc6ct1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      His final weapon that saves him haha

    • @Pancake374
      @Pancake374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ik this is a joke but that would be cool. Imagine Johnwick throwing toothpick at people’s eyes.

    • @letabouret1487
      @letabouret1487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he could throw a toothpick in the eye of someone trying to shoot him with a gun, making them miss. that would be a pretty epic scene

    • @Voodoomaria
      @Voodoomaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, a brilliant original idea, or at least I thought it was when i saw Bullseye do it with a straightened paperclip in Daredevil 2003
      But yeah... write that down. :)
      ~Sighs~
      I'm a movie freak, it's pretty hard to come up with something i haven't seen before in a film.

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *immediately after the video
      BANG BANG BANG
      UK POLICE OPEN UP

  • @princeandreidelacruz1301
    @princeandreidelacruz1301 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Him: "Hitting a target"
    *Not realizing he already hit a shot.*

    • @superioransh242
      @superioransh242 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      211 Likes no comments? I'll change that

    • @dwaynethewokjohnson2240
      @dwaynethewokjohnson2240 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      230 likes one comment. Let me fix that

    • @youravarageidiot
      @youravarageidiot ปีที่แล้ว +6

      243 likes and two comments *bri’ish accent intensifies* WOULD YOU LIKE A BO’OH-

    • @BritishVRMonke
      @BritishVRMonke ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aether why you TRYNA MOCK ME YA FA- **** WE DONT SAY BO OH WAAA ER WE SPEAK NORMALLY WE DONT SOUND STUPID

    • @The_Loser16
      @The_Loser16 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The mic: 🥲

  • @beerusthe7thgodofdestructi241
    @beerusthe7thgodofdestructi241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    "detective we got a problem"
    "What happened?"
    "Looks like someone's been murdered... With a toothpick?"
    "This case is gonna be harder than I thought."

    • @MentaIism
      @MentaIism ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or it’s going to be the easiest…

    • @box7403
      @box7403 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *puts tooth pick in mouth to think*

    • @CrimZonOnYT
      @CrimZonOnYT ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@MentaIism Yeah cuz there's gotta be like 3 possible suspects worldwide.

    • @anruyanshiju636
      @anruyanshiju636 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That someone... shouldn't have messed with Mr. Wick's dog.

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's still gotta be the hardest as he nailed them easily by spamming em

  • @NeincacaNein
    @NeincacaNein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3181

    "3 hours later"
    "Now you shall know pain"

  • @drugchildsamuel
    @drugchildsamuel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7179

    “I figured that my fingers were the problem”
    *toes enters the chat*

  • @slever863
    @slever863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Him: *sits on couch*
    *OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW-*

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everyone: It's Just a toothpick
    John Wick:

    • @Pandabearie
      @Pandabearie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he used a pencil not a toothpick but I think he could do that-

  • @itszol217
    @itszol217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10697

    Me: Can I have some new darts?
    Mom: We already have darts at home
    Darts at home:

    • @LucasHenrique-vu9yj
      @LucasHenrique-vu9yj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      This is WAAAAY cooler than darts tbh

    • @Jenik21216
      @Jenik21216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@LucasHenrique-vu9yj and lighter

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@LucasHenrique-vu9yj And it is easier to hide and quicker to use.

    • @riverselive_kdmz_8458
      @riverselive_kdmz_8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0:32 😃 OMG MOM I DID IT

    • @Terrinist
      @Terrinist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jasonchiu272 and cheap and eco friendly! it can also be used to remove food from your teeth!

  • @ambryyyy
    @ambryyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    “hey do you have any self defense weapons with you?”
    *yea.*

    • @Juicewrldlover9994L
      @Juicewrldlover9994L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samuel4386 agree with you

    • @simonedeluna7397
      @simonedeluna7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Check my about page link no i dont think i will

    • @ninjastar4076
      @ninjastar4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Check my about section link how about no??

    • @rekharani7215
      @rekharani7215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Check my about section link give me a reason to

    • @AP4_Editz
      @AP4_Editz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh

  • @Moonandstars7557
    @Moonandstars7557 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Villan; Who are you?
    Me; IM...TOOTHPICK MAN

  • @gunuuuu
    @gunuuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    First clip was hella amazing 👀🔥

    • @spiderymantis4226
      @spiderymantis4226 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nobody is mentioning it like for 2 seconds, lets imagine it wasnt fake (if it is, which, lets be honest, it probably is), he had t use his entire arm to get it through paper, but now that im typing this ive actually realized something, the paper was flopping around when it got hit but the cardboard was still, maybe it was just the fact the paper moved while it was hit so th impact sent it forward while also killing the toothpicks momentum thus making the toothpick just kinda hit the paper.
      damn went to type about the first clip but then i started typing about how it was possible

    • @Pan-ns6it
      @Pan-ns6it ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude looked like he did alkazarmaiane spell or some random shit and summoned a lvl 13 ethereal toothpick to attack galthazar the indestructible cardboard

  • @holdenschool1919
    @holdenschool1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3818

    Mike: "please don't try this"
    Me: Has already bought a pack of 600 toothpicks

    • @DoesNy1rllyhave400subRaysaidye
      @DoesNy1rllyhave400subRaysaidye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah lol

    • @Ridlay_
      @Ridlay_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha

    • @BONSAII_DRAWS
      @BONSAII_DRAWS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As soon as I saw this i said: I'm doing this.

    • @ivandradean1075
      @ivandradean1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

    • @camarabanks1387
      @camarabanks1387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So I did it and then attempted it on my wall and some how got it it took awhile to learn tho but I was supposed to be doing homework so I had a while to try

  • @AdamCeladin
    @AdamCeladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4501

    Try No-Spin Knife Throwing Mike ,)

    • @colossalproductionsmeme4906
      @colossalproductionsmeme4906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @unwindgames4795
      @unwindgames4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The master of knife throwing has spoken

    • @littlesam6280
      @littlesam6280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus loves you please repent and believe the gospel

    • @naku2204
      @naku2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Adam. I'm a subscriber.

    • @sir_i.p.freely3757
      @sir_i.p.freely3757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the easiest form of knife throwing try underhand throwing now that’s a challenge

  • @king_pigeon
    @king_pigeon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro's boutta fight a blind dude in Hell's Kitchen

  • @user-qn3pg1mk3l
    @user-qn3pg1mk3l 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "What weapon would we use in WW3"
    "Toothpicks"

  • @playnslay5572
    @playnslay5572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4027

    How to throw a toothpick
    Step 1: Hold toothpick
    Step 2: Throw
    Step 3: Your'e Done

  • @cult_ured
    @cult_ured 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    i tried this and, no joke I got it on my first try. legit the most satisfying moment of my life

    • @kaustubhgupta168
      @kaustubhgupta168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ok

    • @cheatlmao
      @cheatlmao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      🧢

    • @GashimahironChl
      @GashimahironChl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Same, used one of my cousins as a target.
      I was pretty happy about my achievement, but understandably, he wasn't.

    • @XiGlove
      @XiGlove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      go become a super antagonist or something i wouldn't mind if i get kill by such talent

    • @happypotato3047
      @happypotato3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      try whistling using hands next

  • @daisylarida6644
    @daisylarida6644 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Steve was slain by MikeShake usimg toothpick"

  • @adoreilishoo247
    @adoreilishoo247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the quiet kid when he cant find his gun

  • @alexandragatto
    @alexandragatto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    The OP didn't need to wind up with her arm though, that's a big part of why it looked so cool. The lesson is not yet learned!

  • @enavoid
    @enavoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Dozens of toothpicks laying around my house"
    Sounds like my dad

    • @iamxploding6451
      @iamxploding6451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont get it

    • @enavoid
      @enavoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamxploding6451 My dad uses toothpicks a lot and he leaves them all around the house

    • @Chhaay
      @Chhaay ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @abrarpc1022
    @abrarpc1022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "john wick could kill a whole bar with a fuc***g toothpick"

  • @9581RBLX
    @9581RBLX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After my "friends" started to bully me, again... I did this and i threw the tooth pick at them and it stuck to someones work on the teachers cork board

  • @daneydraws7360
    @daneydraws7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “Kakashi hatake, shall know pain”

  • @danielk3460
    @danielk3460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way he said i need to try that is the same way i go to the gym after seeing someone stronger than
    me

  • @thelegendarybrit9183
    @thelegendarybrit9183 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kinda funny how the next random short I get after scrolling from this one is
    Homer trying to stab a lobster with a tooth pick

  • @expresstamilanyt5574
    @expresstamilanyt5574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "when he is trying pain's needle move"

  • @varshaan
    @varshaan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    After learning "how to throw a toothpick",
    Me :- *"You shall know pain."*

    • @sairaj6000
      @sairaj6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @LightYagami-sj2ls
      @LightYagami-sj2ls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL.I got that reference.

    • @thaneshplayz7508
      @thaneshplayz7508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH FUCK, I GET IT

    • @calmvfx1518
      @calmvfx1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG THATS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND.

    • @sugoidekaikimochi
      @sugoidekaikimochi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shinra tensei but billion toothpicks comes raining down

  • @user-pp6sq3ii3q
    @user-pp6sq3ii3q 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I mastered this skill and now my entire school is paying me to teacher them💀

  • @glace38
    @glace38 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he didn’t understand the assignment but still succeeded 😌

  • @archie2038
    @archie2038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    What he says: "Please dont do this!"
    What I hear: *"Do this!* Give everything you got to *do this!"*

  • @syahrulramdzani79
    @syahrulramdzani79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "well The Mic was harder then a paper"

    • @StaticYonder
      @StaticYonder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly 😂

  • @Monkey-man5375
    @Monkey-man5375 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Him: Don't do it
    Him too: "Shows how to do it"

  • @Dolphingaming28
    @Dolphingaming28 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    BRO THE WAY HE SAID YES AT THE END HAD ME DYING I AM NOT LYING😂😂😂😂

  • @StickSmashwith2Ss
    @StickSmashwith2Ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "mom can we get a pain"
    ”we already have the pain*
    The pain at home:

    • @vagneryoshio5473
      @vagneryoshio5473 ปีที่แล้ว

      nonono the pain is your mother when you "talk back" to her while she scolds you.

    • @anjayenterprises290
      @anjayenterprises290 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the making of this reply, this comment has gotten 69 likes. LETS GO

    • @StickSmashwith2Ss
      @StickSmashwith2Ss ปีที่แล้ว

      69696969696969696969696969

  • @Reno750
    @Reno750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That short clip that inspired him to learn is one of the most anime things I've seen in real life

    • @jasta07
      @jasta07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The smear frame comped in makes it looks like this and I'm kind of doubting it was ever thrown like that at all. Sorry :(

    • @MNOK909
      @MNOK909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOO its
      Never gonna give you up

  • @lethal_brandoo
    @lethal_brandoo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This man can literally be an assassin if he wanted to

  • @uimess899
    @uimess899 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine robbing someone and his self defence is just one of those cups filled with toothpicks

  • @jeromeprasanth2045
    @jeromeprasanth2045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Pain be like: I can do that easily

    • @windy_vibes2112
      @windy_vibes2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was gonna say that 💀

    • @Orangepaw_Uzu
      @Orangepaw_Uzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How about madara with his selfie sticks? 🗿

    • @windy_vibes2112
      @windy_vibes2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Orangepaw_Uzu 🗿🗿🗿

    • @Orangepaw_Uzu
      @Orangepaw_Uzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@windy_vibes2112 🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @slightylydumb
      @slightylydumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh I ain't watched Shippuden yet

  • @tomass6432
    @tomass6432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    The problem was, that his target was fixed in position. Your target could swing, bend and this way absorb the energy of the toothpick. You would make it faster shootong on a static target.

    • @magamagabovich1604
      @magamagabovich1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when someone whi knows simple mechanics comes. The man of culture.

    • @laxminarayanbhandari855
      @laxminarayanbhandari855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn! A guy with cheems profile has got some physics. Nice.

  • @username_pro1544
    @username_pro1544 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man has so much skills scrolling through his stats is like scrolling through a thousand word essay

  • @celesefernal2490
    @celesefernal2490 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't walk around my house knowing there's a single tooth pick out there.

  • @re1ncar
    @re1ncar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I can imagine him getting older with his hair growing longer, turning white then with calm posture and laughing he saves the main character by throwing a toothpick to one of the gangster

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exactly what i was thinking lol... so fantasy cool character like

    • @1elevenweeks1
      @1elevenweeks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like your poems, magic man

    • @pharros2645
      @pharros2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1elevenweeks1 Dante meeting Virgil in the divine comedy be like

    • @moonjun2617
      @moonjun2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very Cool hahaha

    • @user-ee9sc6ct1b
      @user-ee9sc6ct1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's so funny hahaha

  • @edubflameface5499
    @edubflameface5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "accept pain. know pain. feel pain."

    • @calmvfx1518
      @calmvfx1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DUDE I WAS LITERALLY CHECKING THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE REALISED. WOW.

    • @corinnemuir1542
      @corinnemuir1542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calmvfx1518 wtf are you two babbling about?

    • @RiazGaming
      @RiazGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corinnemuir1542 Pain vs Kakashi fight

    • @Iugeer
      @Iugeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corinnemuir1542 these gimbos are wabbling about the modern day animes

    • @ZenX1231
      @ZenX1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and taste pain!!

  • @F_robloxplays
    @F_robloxplays 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    mike shake: "please dont use this though" me: "already trying to do it myself"

  • @mvmnt.
    @mvmnt. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The algorithm wants us all to be a little more Razor Ramon.
    RIP Scott Hall.

    • @NathanAhater
      @NathanAhater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This message was brought to you by THE NEW WORLD ORDER

  • @lestercross5123
    @lestercross5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The fact this gets rec'd to me after watching a few Scott Hall tribute videos is fantastic! (RIP)

    • @MaddMan621
      @MaddMan621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title, RIP the bad guy

  • @cephadromeplays8750
    @cephadromeplays8750 ปีที่แล้ว

    *bang* “I need to try that” said literally every man ever because your never gonna need it but it’s just so cool

  • @ToniPavletic
    @ToniPavletic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just straped a toothpick to a nerf dart😂

  • @martinwettig8212
    @martinwettig8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I learned to [...] once manage a thing, also I keep to myself if I've learned anything"

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Pls don't do this"
    You realize that now we have no option but to do it, right?

    • @tahlon8200
      @tahlon8200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facts, now i NEED to learn this

  • @57z2
    @57z2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man has figured out how to not throw a dart.

  • @demetriusmott5712
    @demetriusmott5712 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh I needa learn this so I can go to school and impale people with tooth picks while saying I wanna be a porcupine when I grow up

  • @notmando3203
    @notmando3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "There was nothing like a gun shell or knife on the scene, just tooth picks."

    • @user-ee9sc6ct1b
      @user-ee9sc6ct1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bloody tooth picks everywhere lol

  • @MKPhoenix
    @MKPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    That "YES!" at the end

  • @firex7051
    @firex7051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Hey Vsauce, Micheal Here. "
    "Where are your fingers?"

  • @somerandomlemon
    @somerandomlemon 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Imaginary technique: hollow toothpick"

  • @MoliminousTheater
    @MoliminousTheater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    he's also the perfect guy to recruit for a hiest

    • @skittleboi1193
      @skittleboi1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably could do a hiest by himself for a vid

    • @arnavjain20
      @arnavjain20 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny hiest

  • @Bend_over115
    @Bend_over115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My grandmother stopping me at the door when she heard I haven't eaten yet :

  • @blitztheproto3037
    @blitztheproto3037 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    " dont try this at home" proceeds to do a step by step on how to do it

  • @Yoinkmann
    @Yoinkmann ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John Wick " Hold my Pencil
    Him : Hold my Toothpick

  • @jaygiroy6580
    @jaygiroy6580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mike: *learnes how to throw toothpick*
    Bullseye: "Hold my cards"

    • @juanmajmt
      @juanmajmt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, he kills a woman with a toothpick too lol

  • @Yakushii
    @Yakushii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    "I learned how to"? More like "I did it once".

    • @makispapa5867
      @makispapa5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @JZ's Best Friend this might be the most pointless saying i've heard, if it even is a saying and not something you just came up with

    • @mikahoolwerff3563
      @mikahoolwerff3563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @JZ's Best Friend one can reach top of mount everest for the second time only once.

    • @maybeperhaps2788
      @maybeperhaps2788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mikahoolwerff3563 one can reach top of Mount Everest for the third time only once.

    • @nihsayalli7704
      @nihsayalli7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@maybeperhaps2788 one can reach top of Mount Everest for the fourth time only once.

    • @janpicze620
      @janpicze620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nihsayalli7704 one can reach top of Mount Everest for the fift time only once

  • @contrastart1552
    @contrastart1552 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I realised my finger were the problem",so i cut them.
    Problem fixed
    Respect++

  • @ZoKKeRFreAK
    @ZoKKeRFreAK ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know toothpick throwing was a thing.
    But now I'm interested.

  • @nitreocyro9438
    @nitreocyro9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Mike is gonna defeat Mike Tyson using this trick, right??

    • @jaywidguitar
      @jaywidguitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo yo yo 🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @cosmic2432
      @cosmic2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NAHH LOL

  • @sonicproductions91
    @sonicproductions91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I learned this not too long ago too, and it is so cool!! I can't get get it too stick everytime yet, but I'm still working on it.
    Also if anyone is trying it for the first time don't stand terribly close to the target, bcuz these things bounce back a lot!! 😂

    • @jubeadhussain6453
      @jubeadhussain6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DrailD don’t you say it like to* not *to

    • @xeedonash4491
      @xeedonash4491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you learn not to stand close to the target from personal experience?? 😂

    • @jubeadhussain6453
      @jubeadhussain6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xeedonash4491 they did

    • @sonicproductions91
      @sonicproductions91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xeedonash4491 possibly 😂

  • @angel-ftw
    @angel-ftw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy who yeeted the toothpick:
    "TOOTHPICK JUTSU!"

  • @mobilenutshell648
    @mobilenutshell648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i need to try that"
    Mike shake at his peak when someone says you cannot do it :

  • @GlennElliottKeller
    @GlennElliottKeller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s now that high level fighter that you see in anime who propels random small objects at supersonic speeds.

  • @AHess007
    @AHess007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I got to try this. No reason😏

  • @eyejay78
    @eyejay78 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “This is a toothpick.”
    Thanks for the clarification I wouldn’t have known what you were throwing otherwise 😊

  • @joaquinskiyexperiences6036
    @joaquinskiyexperiences6036 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toothpick: *(missed a paper)*
    The mic: "You didnt have to cut me off"

  • @xeli3046
    @xeli3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Know Pain." *flicks*

  • @aymen_b1267
    @aymen_b1267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but bad guys do."
    Lasting words from Scott Hall/Razor Ramon. Rest easy, chico.

  • @AverageNoob19
    @AverageNoob19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mic: help i been murdered by a TOOTH PICK😢

  • @foxios1
    @foxios1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    John wick taking notes 😂😂

  • @commoncents1
    @commoncents1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Be sure 'tooth pick' them up, i once stepped on some carpet and cought one in between my big and pointer toes. Broke off about 3 inches deep. Hurt like no other, went to the doctor they couldnt see it on the xray, they cant see wood. Took a 7 inch needle in the foot no meds, that was probalby the worst dull pain ever. Got unlucky with a new doctor who couldnt find it for like an hour just digging around in there like i was an operation game. Nurse came in got it out in 10 seconds, was about and inch long and had aloy of my meat on it. They let me keep it.

    • @lecyber-purgatoire9803
      @lecyber-purgatoire9803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love internet, without it i wouldn't know all the crazy shits that happen to random people around the world! haha I'm so sorry for your pain but i laugh so hard, like it's so fucking random: if this random guy didnt make a random video about throwing thoothpick how the world would have none the amazing toothpick story of "Jesse the third"! The magic of youtube hahaha

    • @itzyuzuruclips
      @itzyuzuruclips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lecyber-purgatoire9803 lmfao

  • @Jessepinkvan
    @Jessepinkvan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "This world shall know pain"
    -pain

  • @yortxy
    @yortxy ปีที่แล้ว

    "apparently I have been using it wrong"
    "No u didn't"

  • @doyouhavecottoncandy7890
    @doyouhavecottoncandy7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I saw him at the subway(food) paralyzing three karens with a toothpick, WITH A FKIN TOOTHPICK!"

  • @balazshalmos8623
    @balazshalmos8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Him: " I need to try this "
    Also him: " plwease dont try this tho

  • @emosammie4140
    @emosammie4140 ปีที่แล้ว

    Serial killers: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @DefaultMale_
    @DefaultMale_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I learned how to get milk"
    -My dad

    • @Hmm69420
      @Hmm69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @YeetusDeleteus 6969 Nop

  • @tomany65
    @tomany65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now he's a member of the Avengers. His superhero name is "Finger Flicker"

  • @hiredhiredhired
    @hiredhiredhired ปีที่แล้ว

    Dudes mr 5 but instead of bombs, it’s toothpicks

  • @frostyfury424
    @frostyfury424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NAHH BRO JUST TURNED INTO PAIN

  • @RA-en4rj
    @RA-en4rj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy on tiktok: "All that for a drop of blood?"

  • @fiutnami
    @fiutnami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Employer: Did you graduated from high school?
    - No, but listen this..

  • @paralaxiaa
    @paralaxiaa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    thanks, now i can throw toothpicks to my mouth

  • @DragonSpell1235
    @DragonSpell1235 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me who stepped on a toothpick before, my anxiety levels: 📈

  • @FIREFROST-
    @FIREFROST- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This reminds me of Scott Hall 😔
    RIP LEGEND

  • @Whereismycap
    @Whereismycap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who else saw this, whent grabbed a toothpick, Looked how he put his fingers, and failed? XD

    • @AHess007
      @AHess007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Practice makes perfect

    • @Whereismycap
      @Whereismycap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AHess007 It did XD, I just started practicing and got it to work. Im having a lot of fun now! lol

    • @AHess007
      @AHess007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Whereismycap yeah I'm in school I'm going to try but then got to babysit

    • @Whereismycap
      @Whereismycap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AHess007 Ok lol

  • @N0tno0bshorts
    @N0tno0bshorts 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Then I realized that my fingers were the problem”
    “So I chopped off my hand and attacked another dudes hand”

  • @Falco5623
    @Falco5623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: don’t try this it is dangerous
    Abc news: there is a drunk man killing with a toothpick