@@suh2242Omg, thats such a classic pfp. Used to prank kids at my school who forgot to sign out on the public computers by changing their pfp's to that very image, as well as barry bee benson and stingy from lazytown. I am subbing for that nostalgia hit, sir😊
i wouldnt be surprised if they had a space laser or as id call it "the star of david" especially when you start googling about their nuclear arsenal and see "is estimated to possess somewhere between 75 and 400 nuclear warheads"
And if the laser would be really formed like the star of David and would be in Blue, like the David's Star on the Israeli Flag.... that would be Comedy Gold :D
"The Glassing of Gaza was necessary in order to prevent another holocaust" -High Prophet of Truth addressing IDF forces on High Charity before the ground push, circa November 2552
@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 there high chance that be the end of the decade it will be over soon enough Isreal will have taken full power of the region and the remaining will not have enough power to rearrange a offensive or be a significant threat a lot think that right now it was the last Hamas chance to regain the region
I'm guessing it's in the shape of a giant Menorah and each "candle" focuses on a single point to create a larger, more destructive beam. Missed opportunity to use the Jews in Space theme from History of the World Part 1.
@@captaindookey None of the above. They've gone full Reaver and built their ships out of the foreskins of all the Americans they've swindled over the years.
The laser isnt actually from space, the laser is fired from Lockheed Martin HQ and the Israeli Air Force have giant mirrors to reflect it to the target.
Waiting for some news channel to get fooled by this since you put OSINT in the description and all the due diligence these days is done by either AI bots or interns.
When the Rothschilds tell their friends about the wireless power transmission test that went horribly wrong and all of a sudden, they get a defense contract.
The focusing lens is a massive penny.
🤣god damn it
oy
Ayo.
Just one big ahh shekel spinning in space.
I would like to point out its a *US* Penny because we all know who funded that space laser lmao
It actually doesn't cause direct physical damage; instead all who get caught in the blast are charged massive interest rates on all of their debts
oy vey my credit rating
@@peacefulfren8879is it bad that I read that in Mort from Family Guy’s voice?
@@suh2242что это означает? В чём смысл?
@@suh2242Omg, thats such a classic pfp. Used to prank kids at my school who forgot to sign out on the public computers by changing their pfp's to that very image, as well as barry bee benson and stingy from lazytown. I am subbing for that nostalgia hit, sir😊
LMFOAOOOOLOL
massive shoutout to Lockheed Martin for providing israel with a free trial laser
I mean they gotta field test it somewhere
@@zachzednik1804 harharhar
Your prime has expired!
"behold, my super laser piss" - Some Israeli deep state general
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BARRACK HUSSEIN YOU FOOL?!
@@nickkorkodylas5005 I'm gonna make an announcement
@@yurikovRUKR762let me be clear
That reminds me of martincitopants for some reason...
Talk of this equipment reminds me of peter griffin at the UN. Didn't even know they had a laser beam from space that can scratch ur a$$
It only costed 6 trillion dollars (100% funded by the US military)
The damn country is 100% funded by the US.
you forgot about how much money banks make
@@cashas6969 you forgot about how jokes work
@@Unregistered.Hypercam.2. the joke is they run all the banks (its funny cuz its true)
6 million 😳
holy shit fallujah just got Earth Defense Forced
Surprising to see their Air Raider doesn't honor the tradition of Spritefalling the rest of the team.
Those IDF MFs absolutely WOULD call an orbital laser "The Rule of God"
“Calling the hand of god” 💀
More like forced off the earth by defence forces
Hey! Fallujah is iraq's thing, stay in your lane >:(
Also fallujah usually gets tomahawk cruise missiled
Missed opportunity:
"Fire the Deathstar of David"
real talk i never thought of that, thats actually a good one lmao
“Particle Cannon activated”
i wouldnt be surprised if they had a space laser or as id call it "the star of david" especially when you start googling about their nuclear arsenal and see "is estimated to possess somewhere between 75 and 400 nuclear warheads"
400 is an oddly specific number
thats priceless. instead of the death star lmao.
Spinning Star of David at space
And if the laser would be really formed like the star of David and would be in Blue, like the David's Star on the Israeli Flag.... that would be Comedy Gold :D
The Death Star of David
Next up: Isreali gravity defying carrier (funded and built by the US)
Currently 500 in service
Yeah we cleared the city
off the fucking earth.
~every JTAC tasked with clearing something.
Wise words from his holiness of the whermst: RussianBadger with his gang
This aged well
Here before it gets removed 💀
oy vey, SHUT IT DOWN - youtube most likely
@@bannedinc. TH-cam has a history with not liking Jews.
@@bannedinc.Nah bro i give you my J Pass this mad funny
FRICKIN LASER
"The Glassing of Gaza was necessary in order to prevent another holocaust" -High Prophet of Truth addressing IDF forces on High Charity before the ground push, circa November 2552
Even in the far future Humanity still hasn't been able to unclusterfck the mess that is the Palestinian - Israeli Conflict.
@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 Current estimation are that the big crunch will happens before the end of the conclict.
@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 there high chance that be the end of the decade it will be over soon enough Isreal will have taken full power of the region and the remaining will not have enough power to rearrange a offensive or be a significant threat a lot think that right now it was the last Hamas chance to regain the region
@@cpp3221One of Islam's predictions is that the world will end if the war with israel ends
@@zathary564 You mean Evangelicals. Those are the people who say 2/3 of the Jews will die in Israel.
Excalibur but Grunder yields to highest bidder (it's USA taxpayer money btw)
*North America Gründer industries*
They wanted Akbar, they got Akbar.
FINALLY! no more half measures!
Behold, the Death Star (of david)
Israeli laser operator: We did it, we saved the city
Pog to the Champ
Shoutout to General Motors for Sponsoring Today’s Fungun
"WARNING, ION CANNON ACTIVATED"
Unit lost.
Israel when they find out there is 1 terrorist on the planet and (8 billion human shields):
A certified ARCHIMEDES II moment.
I'm guessing it's in the shape of a giant Menorah and each "candle" focuses on a single point to create a larger, more destructive beam.
Missed opportunity to use the Jews in Space theme from History of the World Part 1.
It's either a bagel, a menorah, a dreidel, a yamaca or a star of David or an amalgamation of all of the above into something out of "Spaceballs."
@@captaindookey None of the above. They've gone full Reaver and built their ships out of the foreskins of all the Americans they've swindled over the years.
GDI called they want their Ion Cannon back.
My guy, this is the Prototype lol.
"Those children where hamasian generals"
" *Definitely a rocket from the Hamas* "
Said a random Israeli officer to the Western News Media immediately after that.
Looks like someone wasn't OSHA certified
I was thinking more of a particle uplink canon type of situation
"Single reactor ignition. Fire."
The laser isnt actually from space, the laser is fired from Lockheed Martin HQ and the Israeli Air Force have giant mirrors to reflect it to the target.
ARCHIMEDES II moment (if you know you you know)
"Warning, DeathStar of David Activated."
"Our Homes are in Peril!"
"A Warrior has Fallen."
GENERAL! OUR LAND IS BEING ATTACKED!!!!
“Particle cannon activated.”
when the name "jewish space laser" originated from a glowing flat earth bro.
If it isn't shaped like a giant dreidel, the American taxpayers deserve a refund.
Waiting for some news channel to get fooled by this since you put OSINT in the description and all the due diligence these days is done by either AI bots or interns.
How much in US foreign aid money does it require to fire this baby once at half power?
6 billion dollars.
an entire city
"It costs forty-million Shekels to fire the laser, for twelve seconds..."
-The Rabbi, Team-Sabbath 2
American taxpayer dollars being invested where it matters✡
This laser system uses American dollars as fuels. Literally.
When the Samson Option no longer requires nuclear ambiguity.
Average command and conquer: generals USA player.
Generously funded and bank rolled by the merchants guild.
WAIT THE OSEANS GAVE THE ARKBIRD TO THE ISREALIS
I can't believe it took this long for this joke to be made.
Clearly an act of self defense.
Careful with that you almost missed a children’s hospital
“Someone is accessing Satellite Northung!”
Israel on their way to make some crazy advance weapon project and gets suspended after the first prototype was made:
Super phantom and lavi come to mind
The actual IDF doesn’t use that helmet, it’s more for the reserves and other forces. Source: Ryan Macbeth
Don’t be party pooper 😢
Haven't the reservists been mobilised?
Damn, so this is what the Hamas conspiracy theorists we’re talking about.
Who ever leaked that information, your Jews card membership was canceled.
I think whats more inaccurate then the space laser was a destroyed merkava 💀
God just thinking of that Mel Brooks gag. "We're Jews out in space!"
I wonder how they got that massive Physics gun into space.
What they don’t tell you, is the laser utilizes radiation as well. The radiation doesn’t kill you, it just lowers your credit score
Then why does it only fire upon people who don't have credit scores?
@@MK_ULTRA420everyone has it, you just don't know
idk bro this looks like real footage to me
When the Rothschilds tell their friends about the wireless power transmission test that went horribly wrong and all of a sudden, they get a defense contract.
Operation Susannah: Part II
War, war has changed.
Knowing this channel I almost went to check the news 😂
And of course, the laser was totally not paid by american taxpayer.
Nonbelievers when exposed to the Light of Yahweh:
Certified World War Z moment
Funnily enough, the Houthis and the Israel just had the first battle in space.
EXCALIBUR
the fact that the laser that destroyed the sunbeam spaceship in subnautica noise played awakened some core memory in me
"Launch the circumcidator" - Netanyahu probably
Nah it'd be the "Hand of God" literally. God's Chosen!
> - Larry "Pixy" Foulke, 19th may 1995, Schayne plains, Southern Belka.
I’m surprised you didn’t go for Mel Brooks’ “JEWS… IN… SPACE!!!”
I was not aware of it until now lmao😅
@@bannedinc. Also, hoping you and your family are still doing okay brother.
Its actually a giant physgun from space!
I can't believe Hila Klein would do this
Fiddler on the Roof alternate ending
*insert jews in space clip*
General townes approved
The global banking initiative deploy their ion cannon for the first time
this nasheed goes hard what is it called
الكتاتب لخضراء
watch?v=XG2uT2--Jc8
"soo... Is it worth the money?"
"Yes, we suspect there is Hamas tunnel under that building"
"We found hamas tunnels! Why are they in NYC?"
When you've finally had it with your neighbors fucking around and it's now time for them to find out
as known as: GBU-57A/B Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP)
The Death Star of David.
Funny Moustache guy is sure lucky he didn't get to experience Funny Jewish Space Laser
The tunnels? I don't think even the top layer of earth survived that
they done got the hammer of dawn from gears of war
Someone gave them the hammer of dawn and its not me
Israelis when a blonde Palestinian child is born
AIGHT IM CALLING MY FRIEND HE KNOWN TO BE THE GREATEST AUSTRIAN PAINTER
cringe
yo mama cringe
@@zasgx2193 last time i checked, my mum is alive
did i say your mum is sleeping at the grass?
@@zasgx2193 i think you need help. its 2023 not 2017
You forgot the mission where they have to go in an abandoned Cirucus to launch its satellite in the space first.
JDAMs are already having the same effect, but yeah the laser looks way cooler.
So this is what they mean with "Jewish space magic"
Well, Rep. Greene approved her works
Mel Brooks: *JEWS IN SPACE*
😂😂😂
EDF
Da'at Yichud at it again.
And yet Congress increase the amount of aid next year
The station in orbit is just a giant dreidel
Oy Vey, how'd you find out about our secret weapon?
-rep reported for using hacks
Based and rabbi pilled.
It so powetful that my phone lags
POV youre a palestinian kid who threw a rock
Parry this filthy Casual