I always liked scorched earth tbh, one of the few maps where your water is an actual danger and not just "make sure to hop into a pond every 10min or so"
It’s my favourite map tbh. I like being a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. For me, it’s really fun until you get lots of wyverns since then it just becomes resource harvesting simulator.
Just wanted to let you know when you level up dinos after you tame them it doesn't increase the babies level. The babies levels are a random combination of the tamed parents stats.
The fake ascension cutscene you made was great, and then the Aberration teaser was an actual jaw drop. Well done, sir/ma'am/two-spirit/whatever. Also congrats on your phoenix, I never even saw one when I was on Scorched Earth.
Ive played this game scince back in 17 and still havent played through the entire game till i started like a month or 2,3 ago am now getting ready for the king titan fights
When falling on the back of dino, you can save yourself and your dino by hopping off just before hitting the ground. As long as you are off of the dino, they take zero damage. Also, you don’t take much, if any damage because you did not fall far technically,
This is gonna sound stupid but what's the name of the song/music that starts playing on day 14 after you drop the anger egg??? I've heard it so often and I love it, but I still don't know the name.
I actually liked the cutseen it is sad that scorched didn't get one it is such an underated map
Now it has one
@@evilevandjosh2272 I was bouta say that
Ark update: Hello.
Once I bought scorched earth it became my favorite map 😁
“cutseen” lmao
Scorched earth should just be called hell
let's start a petition
Loads shotgun* did someone say hell?
True though
@@novablast1695they will feel the bite of my sword
@@zzodysseuszz RIP... AND .. TEAR.
THE KAPROS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE... MUST KILL THEM ALL!
I always liked scorched earth tbh, one of the few maps where your water is an actual danger and not just "make sure to hop into a pond every 10min or so"
It’s my favourite map tbh. I like being a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. For me, it’s really fun until you get lots of wyverns since then it just becomes resource harvesting simulator.
@@MrFishioimean isn't that just every map's endgame
Tbh it kinda sucks it is really hard and there is no endgame cutscene and the map is just the same thing with different Dino’s sometimes
@@Martianv2.0 they added ascension like a year ago on scorched
I was expecting this beautiful landscape shot at the end, but I wasn't prepared for how much BETTER it was. Loved the whole vid! 😄
i still get chills from the Aberration theme.
Sounds like the old warcraft 2 tides of darkness theme
@@vahnayasaki6989outube also show you this video one year later fellow?
Just wanted to let you know when you level up dinos after you tame them it doesn't increase the babies level. The babies levels are a random combination of the tamed parents stats.
It hurt when I learned that too. So many hours of leveling parent tames for nothin...
that opening was such a throwback, put such a big smile on my face bro
This is amazing dude, good job! Looking forward for the next one! O>O
Keep making great content, love your videos!!!!
I like how he jumped off the argent, then never went back for it
It's really sad that you noticed this before I did, even though I was the literal player 😭
@@choofiie 🤣 you just seemed so defeated and upset I assumed it was on porpoise
@@PumpkinKing33 it was so long ago I honestly don't remember 😂
I cannot believe that I actually fell for that link. Good job, you got me
I'm happy people are actually reading the blue screen of death, that took an hour to make lol
I subbed 7 seconds into the video. Best channel ever
25:17 "how am I cold in a Heatwave???" best line ever.
I think the scorched earth ending cutscene that they added now is missing your creative talent
The fake ascension cutscene you made was great, and then the Aberration teaser was an actual jaw drop. Well done, sir/ma'am/two-spirit/whatever.
Also congrats on your phoenix, I never even saw one when I was on Scorched Earth.
you should have at least a mil dude these are great videos
That was an amazing cut scene, i cried so emotional.
Hi again great video as always
Intro alone deserves a sub
Scorched earth is just Australia
Australia is a 1 out of 10 difficulty compared to this at least you can leave australia
@@Deputywoken-academynot during 2020 couldn't even leave the house
Love the vids man. You got a new sub
amazing cut scene 10/10 would watch again (and i did)
I love how in the lore being sent to aberration is like being sent to Brazil
This cutscene is better than any official cutscene ever made by wildcard
mybe there is no cut scene bc your servivor got knocked out by heat stroke wile being traasnferd
Coming back to this after scorched earth finally got its Ascension cutscene is kind of funny
This guy is a menace with fighting wyverns with a argentavs
i like it when your lv 64 egg becomes 104 after you survive the heat wave by sheer luck. damn these ark mechanics
Choofiie, W-wyvern milk doesn't come from *male* wyverns...
One of the greatest intros
Saitama looks perfect in that cloth hat
Thats a lot of milk
Wait a minute! Scorched earth days last twice as long as normal days!
Bravo good home made assention
Scorched should be called the Map where you feel like it's hell
Facts
Leveling a Dino after tame doesn't affect the offspring level that is decided from the after take stats of the parents
Bro's a Chad for that intro
Tip of advice. Take yourself like 12 to 15 compy eggs or dodo eggs so you can regen health like butter
That exactly how the new Scorched Earth Cutseen is now! Your not that far off
Ive played this game scince back in 17 and still havent played through the entire game till i started like a month or 2,3 ago am now getting ready for the king titan fights
Dude that blue screen text got me on the floor XDXDXD
Truly a work of art.
I liked it automatically when i saw this magnific cutscene 😭😭(i’m french btw sooooo… if there are spelling mistakes it is normal)
Bro the air bag click try was something my type, i mostly do that and end up regreting
Good memes+Nice montages+Nice edits+Nice gameplay=Best TH-camr
one of my favorite maps right behind aberration
Dude your editing dam good cut seen
Bro got the goofy character ready to murder every damn animal he sees Lmao
That was the best intro ever
The Cory scene XDDDD cory is just perfect 7:20
17:28 i was waiting for this
13:28 i fucking knew that link was gonna be a rick roll, but jokes on you, i actually like that song
Legend 🤣
amazing narrating and thumbnail
1:44 Bro spawned in hugging a cactus
that cutscene was epic
I love these videos bro
When falling on the back of dino, you can save yourself and your dino by hopping off just before hitting the ground. As long as you are off of the dino, they take zero damage. Also, you don’t take much, if any damage because you did not fall far technically,
Bro actualy put cory when he said "get yo ankels broke boiii" 😂
That was the best ending I have ever seen ngl
Lov your vids Choof
The ending cutscene had me rolling.. I died 😂
I clicked this video thinking impossible that he was a fool but gg did good
amazing scorched ascension cutscene, better than the one they gave us
Choofie not knowing about the inventory spam is baffling.
31:20 is that NeddytheNoodle's explorer note videos
Honestly I actually love scorched earth, probably one of if not my favorite map, doesnt get the love it deserves
It deserves nothing
@@danielaktiv1482 i hope you get a pebble in your shoe
@@danielaktiv1482 I hope you feel like you need to sneeze but can’t
@@Psyclone542 I hope both sides of ur pillow are hot
@MrFish I hope ketchup water comes out whenever you use ketchup
Loved the cutseen
Scorched earth is my beginning favorite map because it was always the most difficult to survive
I subbed like you asked
MORE FUNNY/ ARK CONTENT
WHEN YOU SAID "HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON" THE LIKE BUTTON STARTED TO GLOWING YOU ARE A WIZZARD CHoofie
The fun thing about ark is you don't need a trap to tame all you need a rock giving you the High ground
bro killed 10 wyverns alone then proceeds to fall off his argy and die
Bro, i thought the cutsceen was from the real game it was so profetional.
I can't help but laugh at his sny and witty sense of humor, even if it's kinda dumb
Imagine the luck of finding a Phoenix 20 days deep just by winging it. 😅😅
21:21 Luffy fade into existance
This is gonna sound stupid but what's the name of the song/music that starts playing on day 14 after you drop the anger egg??? I've heard it so often and I love it, but I still don't know the name.
30:46 we live we love we lie
"My turn to go on the offensive"
36:40 Bro the ending 🤣🤣🤣
He did the damage thin again but i dont care Btw amazing video
31:50
rockwell is the one that decieves
bro they need to make scorched harder or something I was able to finish it in like 33 days or smth close to that 💀
I mean you technically can make it harder in ur settings right?
wow your rex's had over 2200 damage? Cheat to win i guess but it did make ok content :) 1 thumbs up for trying :)
very interesting offensive play
Scorched earth should be call no water challenge
Up how to tame a phoenix, the mowing pier and sandstorms how to change though you are the Birnamwood with
18:16 he said Fire Drake Egg XD
Bro the levels that you take fucking kill me, and the fact that you go into fights with like 10 creatures that are not even max level is insane
the real insanity was that it took me 2 whole videos to realize the damage was broken 😂🗿
Bro took me to 2013 with that intro
the fact that on day 34 he was watching neddy ark storyline
Im a year late to this vid, but i know im the only scorched earth enjoyer on the face of this earth.
27:41 hooray
man, screw youre rick role link at 38:58
that was the best cutseen ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I chickened out” 😂
Man that sucks that you played it before wild card added the Ascension cutscene the scorched-earth
13:27 I fell for it... NOOOOOO
by day 8 bro got an argy saddle, is that even humanly possible?
we must fight the mpla.