I always liked scorched earth tbh, one of the few maps where your water is an actual danger and not just "make sure to hop into a pond every 10min or so"
It’s my favourite map tbh. I like being a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. For me, it’s really fun until you get lots of wyverns since then it just becomes resource harvesting simulator.
The fake ascension cutscene you made was great, and then the Aberration teaser was an actual jaw drop. Well done, sir/ma'am/two-spirit/whatever. Also congrats on your phoenix, I never even saw one when I was on Scorched Earth.
Just wanted to let you know when you level up dinos after you tame them it doesn't increase the babies level. The babies levels are a random combination of the tamed parents stats.
When falling on the back of dino, you can save yourself and your dino by hopping off just before hitting the ground. As long as you are off of the dino, they take zero damage. Also, you don’t take much, if any damage because you did not fall far technically,
Ive played this game scince back in 17 and still havent played through the entire game till i started like a month or 2,3 ago am now getting ready for the king titan fights
This is gonna sound stupid but what's the name of the song/music that starts playing on day 14 after you drop the anger egg??? I've heard it so often and I love it, but I still don't know the name.
I actually liked the cutseen it is sad that scorched didn't get one it is such an underated map
Now it has one
@@evilevandjosh2272 I was bouta say that
Ark update: Hello.
Once I bought scorched earth it became my favorite map 😁
“cutseen” lmao
Scorched earth should just be called hell
let's start a petition
Loads shotgun* did someone say hell?
True though
@@novablast1695they will feel the bite of my sword
@@zzodysseuszz RIP... AND .. TEAR.
THE KAPROS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE... MUST KILL THEM ALL!
I always liked scorched earth tbh, one of the few maps where your water is an actual danger and not just "make sure to hop into a pond every 10min or so"
It’s my favourite map tbh. I like being a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. For me, it’s really fun until you get lots of wyverns since then it just becomes resource harvesting simulator.
@@MrFishioimean isn't that just every map's endgame
Tbh it kinda sucks it is really hard and there is no endgame cutscene and the map is just the same thing with different Dino’s sometimes
@@Martianv2.0 they added ascension like a year ago on scorched
i still get chills from the Aberration theme.
Sounds like the old warcraft 2 tides of darkness theme
@@vahnayasaki6989outube also show you this video one year later fellow?
I was expecting this beautiful landscape shot at the end, but I wasn't prepared for how much BETTER it was. Loved the whole vid! 😄
The fake ascension cutscene you made was great, and then the Aberration teaser was an actual jaw drop. Well done, sir/ma'am/two-spirit/whatever.
Also congrats on your phoenix, I never even saw one when I was on Scorched Earth.
Just wanted to let you know when you level up dinos after you tame them it doesn't increase the babies level. The babies levels are a random combination of the tamed parents stats.
It hurt when I learned that too. So many hours of leveling parent tames for nothin...
I like how he jumped off the argent, then never went back for it
It's really sad that you noticed this before I did, even though I was the literal player 😭
@@choofiie 🤣 you just seemed so defeated and upset I assumed it was on porpoise
@@PumpkinKing33 it was so long ago I honestly don't remember 😂
that opening was such a throwback, put such a big smile on my face bro
I cannot believe that I actually fell for that link. Good job, you got me
I'm happy people are actually reading the blue screen of death, that took an hour to make lol
I subbed 7 seconds into the video. Best channel ever
This is amazing dude, good job! Looking forward for the next one! O>O
Intro alone deserves a sub
Keep making great content, love your videos!!!!
25:17 "how am I cold in a Heatwave???" best line ever.
That was an amazing cut scene, i cried so emotional.
you should have at least a mil dude these are great videos
This cutscene is better than any official cutscene ever made by wildcard
One of the greatest intros
I love how in the lore being sent to aberration is like being sent to Brazil
amazing cut scene 10/10 would watch again (and i did)
This guy is a menace with fighting wyverns with a argentavs
I think the scorched earth ending cutscene that they added now is missing your creative talent
Bravo good home made assention
Good memes+Nice montages+Nice edits+Nice gameplay=Best TH-camr
Hi again great video as always
Scorched earth is just Australia
Australia is a 1 out of 10 difficulty compared to this at least you can leave australia
@@Deputywoken-academynot during 2020 couldn't even leave the house
Love the vids man. You got a new sub
Saitama looks perfect in that cloth hat
Truly a work of art.
Choofiie, W-wyvern milk doesn't come from *male* wyverns...
Bro's a Chad for that intro
i like it when your lv 64 egg becomes 104 after you survive the heat wave by sheer luck. damn these ark mechanics
Dude that blue screen text got me on the floor XDXDXD
Tip of advice. Take yourself like 12 to 15 compy eggs or dodo eggs so you can regen health like butter
13:28 i fucking knew that link was gonna be a rick roll, but jokes on you, i actually like that song
Legend 🤣
That was the best intro ever
17:28 i was waiting for this
that cutscene was epic
Coming back to this after scorched earth finally got its Ascension cutscene is kind of funny
Wait a minute! Scorched earth days last twice as long as normal days!
That exactly how the new Scorched Earth Cutseen is now! Your not that far off
I liked it automatically when i saw this magnific cutscene 😭😭(i’m french btw sooooo… if there are spelling mistakes it is normal)
Loved the cutseen
Scorched should be called the Map where you feel like it's hell
Facts
The Cory scene XDDDD cory is just perfect 7:20
mybe there is no cut scene bc your servivor got knocked out by heat stroke wile being traasnferd
That was the best ending I have ever seen ngl
amazing narrating and thumbnail
Dude your editing dam good cut seen
amazing scorched ascension cutscene, better than the one they gave us
I clicked this video thinking impossible that he was a fool but gg did good
Bro the air bag click try was something my type, i mostly do that and end up regreting
When falling on the back of dino, you can save yourself and your dino by hopping off just before hitting the ground. As long as you are off of the dino, they take zero damage. Also, you don’t take much, if any damage because you did not fall far technically,
WHEN YOU SAID "HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON" THE LIKE BUTTON STARTED TO GLOWING YOU ARE A WIZZARD CHoofie
Thats a lot of milk
one of my favorite maps right behind aberration
Bro got the goofy character ready to murder every damn animal he sees Lmao
Leveling a Dino after tame doesn't affect the offspring level that is decided from the after take stats of the parents
Honestly I actually love scorched earth, probably one of if not my favorite map, doesnt get the love it deserves
It deserves nothing
@@danielaktiv1482 i hope you get a pebble in your shoe
@@danielaktiv1482 I hope you feel like you need to sneeze but can’t
@@Psyclone542 I hope both sides of ur pillow are hot
@MrFish I hope ketchup water comes out whenever you use ketchup
Bro, i thought the cutsceen was from the real game it was so profetional.
I love these videos bro
Bro actualy put cory when he said "get yo ankels broke boiii" 😂
Choofie not knowing about the inventory spam is baffling.
1:44 Bro spawned in hugging a cactus
I subbed like you asked
MORE FUNNY/ ARK CONTENT
Ive played this game scince back in 17 and still havent played through the entire game till i started like a month or 2,3 ago am now getting ready for the king titan fights
Lov your vids Choof
The ending cutscene had me rolling.. I died 😂
very interesting offensive play
wow your rex's had over 2200 damage? Cheat to win i guess but it did make ok content :) 1 thumbs up for trying :)
"My turn to go on the offensive"
Scorched earth is my beginning favorite map because it was always the most difficult to survive
He did the damage thin again but i dont care Btw amazing video
The fun thing about ark is you don't need a trap to tame all you need a rock giving you the High ground
I can't help but laugh at his sny and witty sense of humor, even if it's kinda dumb
Scorched earth should be call no water challenge
21:21 Luffy fade into existance
31:20 is that NeddytheNoodle's explorer note videos
Imagine the luck of finding a Phoenix 20 days deep just by winging it. 😅😅
man, screw youre rick role link at 38:58
bro killed 10 wyverns alone then proceeds to fall off his argy and die
30:46 we live we love we lie
Bro took me to 2013 with that intro
the fact that on day 34 he was watching neddy ark storyline
Im a year late to this vid, but i know im the only scorched earth enjoyer on the face of this earth.
that was the best cutseen ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
w intro
36:40 Bro the ending 🤣🤣🤣
27:41 hooray
This is gonna sound stupid but what's the name of the song/music that starts playing on day 14 after you drop the anger egg??? I've heard it so often and I love it, but I still don't know the name.
“I chickened out” 😂
bro they need to make scorched harder or something I was able to finish it in like 33 days or smth close to that 💀
I mean you technically can make it harder in ur settings right?
Bro the levels that you take fucking kill me, and the fact that you go into fights with like 10 creatures that are not even max level is insane
the real insanity was that it took me 2 whole videos to realize the damage was broken 😂🗿
W intro😂
31:50
rockwell is the one that decieves
we must fight the mpla.
13:27 I fell for it... NOOOOOO
Nice
Man that sucks that you played it before wild card added the Ascension cutscene the scorched-earth