I always liked scorched earth tbh, one of the few maps where your water is an actual danger and not just "make sure to hop into a pond every 10min or so"
It’s my favourite map tbh. I like being a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. For me, it’s really fun until you get lots of wyverns since then it just becomes resource harvesting simulator.
Just wanted to let you know when you level up dinos after you tame them it doesn't increase the babies level. The babies levels are a random combination of the tamed parents stats.
The fake ascension cutscene you made was great, and then the Aberration teaser was an actual jaw drop. Well done, sir/ma'am/two-spirit/whatever. Also congrats on your phoenix, I never even saw one when I was on Scorched Earth.
When falling on the back of dino, you can save yourself and your dino by hopping off just before hitting the ground. As long as you are off of the dino, they take zero damage. Also, you don’t take much, if any damage because you did not fall far technically,
Ive played this game scince back in 17 and still havent played through the entire game till i started like a month or 2,3 ago am now getting ready for the king titan fights
I actually liked the cutseen it is sad that scorched didn't get one it is such an underated map
Now it has one
@@evilevandjosh2272 I was bouta say that
Ark update: Hello.
Once I bought scorched earth it became my favorite map 😁
“cutseen” lmao
Scorched earth should just be called hell
let's start a petition
Loads shotgun* did someone say hell?
True though
@@novablast1695they will feel the bite of my sword
@@zzodysseuszz RIP... AND .. TEAR.
THE KAPROS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE... MUST KILL THEM ALL!
I was expecting this beautiful landscape shot at the end, but I wasn't prepared for how much BETTER it was. Loved the whole vid! 😄
i still get chills from the Aberration theme.
Sounds like the old warcraft 2 tides of darkness theme
@@vahnayasaki6989outube also show you this video one year later fellow?
I always liked scorched earth tbh, one of the few maps where your water is an actual danger and not just "make sure to hop into a pond every 10min or so"
It’s my favourite map tbh. I like being a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. For me, it’s really fun until you get lots of wyverns since then it just becomes resource harvesting simulator.
@@MrFishioimean isn't that just every map's endgame
Tbh it kinda sucks it is really hard and there is no endgame cutscene and the map is just the same thing with different Dino’s sometimes
@@Martianv2.0 they added ascension like a year ago on scorched
Just wanted to let you know when you level up dinos after you tame them it doesn't increase the babies level. The babies levels are a random combination of the tamed parents stats.
It hurt when I learned that too. So many hours of leveling parent tames for nothin...
that opening was such a throwback, put such a big smile on my face bro
This is amazing dude, good job! Looking forward for the next one! O>O
I like how he jumped off the argent, then never went back for it
It's really sad that you noticed this before I did, even though I was the literal player 😭
@@choofiie 🤣 you just seemed so defeated and upset I assumed it was on porpoise
@@PumpkinKing33 it was so long ago I honestly don't remember 😂
The fake ascension cutscene you made was great, and then the Aberration teaser was an actual jaw drop. Well done, sir/ma'am/two-spirit/whatever.
Also congrats on your phoenix, I never even saw one when I was on Scorched Earth.
I cannot believe that I actually fell for that link. Good job, you got me
I'm happy people are actually reading the blue screen of death, that took an hour to make lol
25:17 "how am I cold in a Heatwave???" best line ever.
Keep making great content, love your videos!!!!
I subbed 7 seconds into the video. Best channel ever
That was an amazing cut scene, i cried so emotional.
Intro alone deserves a sub
I think the scorched earth ending cutscene that they added now is missing your creative talent
Scorched earth is just Australia
Australia is a 1 out of 10 difficulty compared to this at least you can leave australia
@@Deputywoken-academynot during 2020 couldn't even leave the house
you should have at least a mil dude these are great videos
I love how in the lore being sent to aberration is like being sent to Brazil
This cutscene is better than any official cutscene ever made by wildcard
Choofiie, W-wyvern milk doesn't come from *male* wyverns...
Saitama looks perfect in that cloth hat
This guy is a menace with fighting wyverns with a argentavs
amazing cut scene 10/10 would watch again (and i did)
Bro's a Chad for that intro
Good memes+Nice montages+Nice edits+Nice gameplay=Best TH-camr
One of the greatest intros
Love the vids man. You got a new sub
i like it when your lv 64 egg becomes 104 after you survive the heat wave by sheer luck. damn these ark mechanics
Tip of advice. Take yourself like 12 to 15 compy eggs or dodo eggs so you can regen health like butter
13:28 i fucking knew that link was gonna be a rick roll, but jokes on you, i actually like that song
Legend 🤣
Bravo good home made assention
Dude that blue screen text got me on the floor XDXDXD
Wait a minute! Scorched earth days last twice as long as normal days!
The Cory scene XDDDD cory is just perfect 7:20
Coming back to this after scorched earth finally got its Ascension cutscene is kind of funny
17:28 i was waiting for this
that cutscene was epic
Scorched should be called the Map where you feel like it's hell
Facts
Hi again great video as always
Thats a lot of milk
mybe there is no cut scene bc your servivor got knocked out by heat stroke wile being traasnferd
That exactly how the new Scorched Earth Cutseen is now! Your not that far off
That was the best ending I have ever seen ngl
36:40 Bro the ending 🤣🤣🤣
I liked it automatically when i saw this magnific cutscene 😭😭(i’m french btw sooooo… if there are spelling mistakes it is normal)
That was the best intro ever
Bro the air bag click try was something my type, i mostly do that and end up regreting
WHEN YOU SAID "HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON" THE LIKE BUTTON STARTED TO GLOWING YOU ARE A WIZZARD CHoofie
amazing scorched ascension cutscene, better than the one they gave us
Choofie not knowing about the inventory spam is baffling.
Bro got the goofy character ready to murder every damn animal he sees Lmao
Bro, i thought the cutsceen was from the real game it was so profetional.
I clicked this video thinking impossible that he was a fool but gg did good
one of my favorite maps right behind aberration
Truly a work of art.
Bro actualy put cory when he said "get yo ankels broke boiii" 😂
When falling on the back of dino, you can save yourself and your dino by hopping off just before hitting the ground. As long as you are off of the dino, they take zero damage. Also, you don’t take much, if any damage because you did not fall far technically,
amazing narrating and thumbnail
1:44 Bro spawned in hugging a cactus
Honestly I actually love scorched earth, probably one of if not my favorite map, doesnt get the love it deserves
It deserves nothing
@@danielaktiv1482 i hope you get a pebble in your shoe
@@danielaktiv1482 I hope you feel like you need to sneeze but can’t
@@Psyclone542 I hope both sides of ur pillow are hot
@MrFish I hope ketchup water comes out whenever you use ketchup
Leveling a Dino after tame doesn't affect the offspring level that is decided from the after take stats of the parents
Dude your editing dam good cut seen
The ending cutscene had me rolling.. I died 😂
27:41 hooray
21:21 Luffy fade into existance
wow your rex's had over 2200 damage? Cheat to win i guess but it did make ok content :) 1 thumbs up for trying :)
The fun thing about ark is you don't need a trap to tame all you need a rock giving you the High ground
13:27 I fell for it... NOOOOOO
30:46 we live we love we lie
very interesting offensive play
31:20
Watching neddythenoodle. Got good taste my guy
31:20 is that NeddytheNoodle's explorer note videos
Ive played this game scince back in 17 and still havent played through the entire game till i started like a month or 2,3 ago am now getting ready for the king titan fights
Scorched earth is my beginning favorite map because it was always the most difficult to survive
Loved the cutseen
I can't help but laugh at his sny and witty sense of humor, even if it's kinda dumb
that was the best cutseen ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro took me to 2013 with that intro
Scorched earth should be call no water challenge
Im a year late to this vid, but i know im the only scorched earth enjoyer on the face of this earth.
Imagine the luck of finding a Phoenix 20 days deep just by winging it. 😅😅
"My turn to go on the offensive"
I love these videos bro
bro killed 10 wyverns alone then proceeds to fall off his argy and die
I subbed like you asked
MORE FUNNY/ ARK CONTENT
31:50
rockwell is the one that decieves
He did the damage thin again but i dont care Btw amazing video
the fact that on day 34 he was watching neddy ark storyline
man, screw youre rick role link at 38:58
Lov your vids Choof
18:16 he said Fire Drake Egg XD
“I chickened out” 😂
I really thought clicked the video😂
I SENT FIVE MINS OF MY LIFE TYPING OUT THAT URL JUST TO GET RICK ROLLED
bro they need to make scorched harder or something I was able to finish it in like 33 days or smth close to that 💀
I mean you technically can make it harder in ur settings right?
we must fight the mpla.
W intro😂
Man that sucks that you played it before wild card added the Ascension cutscene the scorched-earth