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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- NOT AN ACTUAL CHALLENGE, this all satire. I just did it for the lolz
This is definitely not meant to be taken super seriously, it was just a weird idea I had. I kinda wanted to do this for a while anyway because I'm clearly a trueborn lord of shenanigans
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Here are the main stats I used (and changes are marked in parentheses):
Player damage: 20 (40 - 80)
Player resistance: 0.2 (0.15)
XP gain: 10
Harvest amount: 5
Player character health recovery: 50 (100)
Taming: disabled
Here are the scaling numbers per level:
Health: 20
Stamina: 40
Torpidity: 20
Oxygen: 999
Temperature: 30
Weight: 20
Damage (melee upgrade): 10
Speed: 8
Temperature fortitude: 99
#ark #arksurvivalevolved #memes #funny #gaming #superhero #challenge #comedy
Dude look like a grunt from halo
This comment is a winner
😂yea og
He just needs the cone thingy
Half life grunt 😂
Steal his methane
Watched an allosaurus dive like an Olympic diver. That allosaurus lived in to become the champion of Olympic diving competitions.
Me when I go down the stairs
Lol
Fr why the die like that?
i love picturing him pulling back the string on a bow with so much force it flies towards creatures at mach 4
My favorite thing to do in Ark when I was younger was just pumping my stats up to the maximum and running around beating up dinosaurs.
Bro when I was younger I was like I poop and I KILL me like this game
i that was close to me tho i liked to play with the dodo
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@@Conway-b3f in that case i play with phinomia
i that was close to me tho I liked to play with the dodo
#believer_of_jesus_christ_14
Bro made His Character looks like patrick 💀 ***0:31***
i started watching this yesterday in college. Finished today and wondered how popular this video was. not very popular yet it seems. But the video imo is top fucking tier. Keep it goin id love to see u get big!
That means a lot, dude! Thanks!!
@@choofiie I and so old when it comes to Ark that I remember when the gigga was new, yeah, the gigga. Ark has changed a lot, what if you were to do with series4you played old Arc like with Luke the notable end old Minecraft? Now it's just a suggestion and I'm not ordering you to do it if it is even possible to play an older version of Arc.
bro said "id love to see you get big" lol
Thats actually a cool idea since pretty much every ark video ever involves tames normally...Looking forward for more conttent from you :D
2:00 literally the kid from ice age
Definitely my favorite part was when Choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like "You disgust me" like an absolute menace 💀
Underrated as hell, honestly more entertaining than 90% of TH-cam imo
In a punishment like ark it's fun to occasionally be superman.
Its crazy he went out of his way to make himself look exactly like homelander.
I used to be a chronic cheater and would always play ark like this but I’ve recovered and this brought back a lot of memories… great video though!
Me to but I’ve since changed
14:19 allo death wins the olympic medal for best death dive
Really enjoying the content! keep it up!
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@@potatotomato2.091 bro what
this gotta be the most underrated youtuber
Factsss
Fr
Not underated he’s ass
Fax yo
yea i mean bro is making some of the best content out there. cant wait to tell the future fans i was here since 6k lol.
If only he had damage numbers on xD, Great video though dude!
I really think I should for Scorched Earth 😂
@@choofiie Would make it nicer, atleast in my opinion. But still great video my man!
@@hiimmatt3498 honestly it might be amazing to see him go around the surface we getting bombarded by that he Tre thing, I don't even know if that's still will feature or if I'm confusing it for a different version of Ark-but it might be outdated considering that I'm old enough to remember when the Giga was new and that guy with the blue metal armor going by something like slipgater acquired one.
Mans is just playing as an ancient Sumerian story protagonist
Hey, you can use healing brews to heal a percentage of your health quickly, best option for bosses, nice video!
Appreciate you putting down the stats in the description, gonna try this challenge our
Sidenote, when it comes to the pump shotgun, for some reason? Being in third person makes your reload take a fraction of the time. Very useful when you need that ammo like.... Yesterday.
Definitely my favorite part was when choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like “you disgust me” like an absolute menace 💀
thats just the kind of fuckery you do when normal ark just dosnt tickle your fancy anymore... love it
man didn't even gain control yet and he already got a level up
Im glad that youtube recommended me this
8:28-8:35 was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while 😂
Loved the video bro and the backing tracks you used brought back so much nostalgia especially that super mario galaxy bee hive one
Bad memes, dry humor, pain, and bullshit. All that I want in an ARK video
BTW happy to see a chad tuber in his adolesent days ! Hope to see you pop up soon
I love this concept where the humans have become an Apex predator of everything and now megaphauna, dinosaurs and giant bugs are a minor nuisance instead of a life threatening situation
This is the most fun video that I have seen and I didn't get bored a second and I couldn't hold my laugh multiple times throughout the video, especially with the mr incredible meme
I rarely comment on videos and I don't even play ark but I do find your videos entertaining; very good to fall asleep to. :)
the most underrated youtuber ever, love this video! keep up the good work man
the way the first giga you killed just got yeeted like 2 of the first allos you killed got me like: LMAOOOOO THIS DUDE GOT YEETED
13:43 love the subtle bloom effect
Your average ark speed runner 💀
The way that allosaurus skyrocketed when you killed it had my rolling on the floor🤣
That giga opens the gates to hell
this sounds like a fun challenge for the abandoned primitive + gamemode where you can have a 2handed war axe
Playing ark as pickle
This man, and this man alone (along with tds tree) have inspired me to reinstall ark. I will have 30 gigs of space after this. I hope I don't regret this
21:27 Let's not talk about how bro took that boulder.
Really enjoyed this!
That gigas dive was magnificent
This guy has gotta have the best sound effects out of any youtuber
yo the memes were hilarious earned a sub
6:53 my guy is ready for your colonoscopy
“This might be the end” my brother in christ your health is still full…
7:05 "you wanna see me do caves "
well... that's something we want to se
Well produced, keep it up
Your game looks so beautiful how do you do it? Whats your settings bro, btw like ur voice , i like this video keep it up!
Bro just made my night
Next time boost you crafting speed and do a little blueprint run. I am sure with that boost on top you could beat the alphas too with ease.
this guy must have a beast computer, I got ark on my 2-year-old pc and its not even playable
Even on my xbox series x it struggles and starts to overheat
My 2011 dell computer blue screened :(
My PS4 that runs ark perfectly fine....
U deserve at least 100k subs by now
This needs to be made into a challenge. it looks so fun.
10:50 it should have been the doom version of mr incredible
This videos great, your editing is hilarious lmao.
Bro should do this on all maps this was funny
I kept trying to up my gamma while watching this. LOL
the Mammoth said magic
watched this while high its like a fever dream.
I was able to take on the alpha manticore just as myself with a shotgun. This was without the superhuman stats. I had to do a LOT of running, but I was able to get it done!
You should have put damage numbers on it would have been cool to see just how much damage you were doing
It absolutely tickles my monkey brain to see someone else walking around where my house is.
14:13 That allosaurus looks an awful lot like an indominus rex
8:30 GOT ME DYING
Wait bows are melee?
Also gotta give em credit for putting stats into fortitude wich does the following 1. Gives you insulation 2. Amount of torpor needed to be knocked out 3. Makes the chance of pooping when a rex roars at you lower and no i am not joking when i say that it really does do that
Also the black spots in the ice cave do 1k damage to your character or somethin like that
Actually the rex roar and whether or not it makes you poop is based on level. Rexes can't make anything higher level than them, player or creature, poopoo they undies.
YO thanks dude for including me in the video
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"Ive got 2 cups of coffee and a small desire to live" 💀
Imagine being able to stack mutations on your survivor like your dinos
that son of a scrum beg raptor is most annoying I want to really take revenge
If u use the mod CE:Races , u can have even more stats, more habilitis, and turn into a real superhuman.
Bro the thumbnail is crazy homelander+ark😮
Honestly clicked on the video cos I thought he was editing homelander into an ark gameplay, but this is much better
It's satisfying to watch bugs get melted by one hit each. Nasty things..
Love your videos and hope to see more and I hope you have an absolutely amazing day.
I miss when my Xbox could handle detailed graphics 😔 also btw your channel is one of the best channels I’ve seen in a while
There's actually a way to make yourself immortal. For the most part. I don't know how I did it but I messed around with the stats so much that dinosaurs just... can't hurt me. The only way I can die is from temperature and drowning. Dinosaurs can't hurt me, fall damage just doesn't exist anymore, and I can jump into lava like it's a jacuzzi.
Bro caves are the most time so dark i cant see shit! 😂
didnt think I would enjoy watching someone cheat in ark for 30 minutes, good video👍
Your character looks like Popeye the sailer man.
Fr this is exactly how me and my Bros played this game for years
Before watching the video: "if you can beat it as a regular human I do not see a reason why not"
None of this was very serious lol
Yay subway surf soundtrack less gooooo 16:41
Me who has a 188,132 damage triceratops: rookie numbers
Dude that's how I play regularly
Thanks
dude not dying from poison gas in swamp cave ahahahahahahahah
Bro looks like a Cerbal from curmal space program but without the big thick
This is america got me cracking up
You should've had on floating damage numbers
finiculi finicula music sounds afar finiculi finicula
Poggerrrsss vid duuueedddd keep it up brusky
Good sonic music and I know it’s sonic music because I played the game that this music was in😂
What I the name of that ridiculous running sound it cracks me up aye
it is so fun to just watch a black screen when it is dark
36k subs only? Underrated asf
12:23 that's a lot of kitties
The darkest TH-cam video I've ever seen lol