The One Rule of Nature School Never Taught You

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  • @benschultz1784
    @benschultz1784 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    The reason why vegans have to take a shit-ton of supplements to not die is why most herbivores do occasionally eat meat.
    We had pet dwarf hamsters and one straight up murdered and ate the other one.

    • @OfficerHotpants
      @OfficerHotpants ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Pre-processed material is just easier to work with. _Especially_ if it's eggs. An egg is a starter pack containing everything needed to _make a living creature,_ and that's too much of an opportunity to pass up.

    • @FireTurkey
      @FireTurkey ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I mean hamsters are solitary rodents so, checks out.

    • @wronin8244
      @wronin8244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hamsters are notorious cannibals and are one of the only rodents that are solitary (male mice also have to be kept alone bc they live in harems so males will fight with each other)

  • @godzillagaming1766
    @godzillagaming1766 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    The answer to the orangutan question is as male orangutans age, some of them grow big cheek pads on their faces, called flanges (flanged males), while others keep their kid faces (unflanged males)

    • @cboyles84
      @cboyles84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aww, you beat me to it 😄

    • @Supiragon1998
      @Supiragon1998 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that because they're dominant/alpha, or it's just random?

    • @godzillagaming1766
      @godzillagaming1766 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Supiragon1998 it’s just something that happens as they get older some just grow them and some don’t dominance doesn’t really play a factor in it

    • @fictionaddict3835
      @fictionaddict3835 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@godzillagaming1766so it's like the facial hair of the orangutan world

    • @godzillagaming1766
      @godzillagaming1766 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@fictionaddict3835 yeah pretty much

  • @アキコ2003
    @アキコ2003 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I love how humans find herbivores eating meat disturbing even tho we eat basically every species existing, including ourselves.

    • @AlejandroFlores-vi8tl
      @AlejandroFlores-vi8tl ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "including ourselves" I don't know about you but that is also disturbing.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's not surprising for us because we aren't herbivores.

    • @barney993
      @barney993 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Because most people think herbivore are "innocent" creatures who only eat plants. Animal are animal, they will eat meat if given the chance.

    • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
      @robxholicfoxyfan8552 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@AlejandroFlores-vi8tlThe fact remains that it is rare for cannibalism in humans, and usually in times of crisis, and that's also why animals do it. A lack of nutrients in a specific category will eventually kill anything, and an animal who literally never knows when it's next meal is gonna be us going to take anything it can. Resources are finite, always. We as a species will eventually have to resort to it because we are stupid overpopulated and just kill anything that eats a human and their entire species in hatred.

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AlejandroFlores-vi8tlFor normal people to turn to cannibalism is rare, yes. But there was once a cannibal, by choice, with a roadside BBQ joint… he liked to share, apparently it blends well with pork

  • @vanilla6326
    @vanilla6326 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Never going to forget when my class went camping on a wool farm, woke up for breakfast and there was a sheep in the next paddock chewing on a rat.

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Better to have sheep doing pest control when they're bored or hungry than pests doing sheep control...

  • @eastsidereviews727
    @eastsidereviews727 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Man, death by coconut crab seems like something straight from hell, Jesus!!

    • @Alone-SF
      @Alone-SF ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Forsaken one: "Oh god... I'm bleeding! Thankfully I'm on a populated island, I should be found."
      Cokecrab:

    • @SCP-173peanut
      @SCP-173peanut 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Alone-SFMoney, Money, Money

  • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
    @austin9568AuraMasterDX ปีที่แล้ว +112

    >Hamsters becoming murderous because of Corn
    "Blood For The Blood God!"

    • @LoisoPondohva
      @LoisoPondohva ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The cutest Khorne incursion ever.

    • @TheDanlovejoy
      @TheDanlovejoy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      id love to see a khorne army done up with hampsters mixed in among the bases and hanging out on any gear

    • @TheDanlovejoy
      @TheDanlovejoy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      id love to see a khorne army done up with hampsters mixed in among the bases and hanging out on any gear

    • @Arv4789
      @Arv4789 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The tiniest and cutest skull throne

    • @billyherrington5112
      @billyherrington5112 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That hamster was a skaven in disguise!

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    In London, we have Richmond Park, famous for large herds of deer. I've seen a large male deer eating a crow's remains before. Dude's right, nature is only as vegetarian as their options.

  • @jaytee6563
    @jaytee6563 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Man being a baby bird is rough🫣

  • @Flufux
    @Flufux ปีที่แล้ว +41

    While I can't think of a coconut crab horror movie, I did remember one coconut crab from Hollywood who was a villain, that being Tamatoa from Disney's Moana.

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis ปีที่แล้ว +8

      -He is canonically a decorator crab, not a coconut crab.-
      Sorry, you are correct! I know I read somewhere he was a decorator crab (which fits the way he accessorizes his shell, so I accepted it).

  • @nodical802
    @nodical802 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The reason why schools don’t teach this is because if they did, the parents would immediately push back. But you shouldn’t have to be taught that, it’s common sense to me that food is food.

  • @ArcticTron
    @ArcticTron ปีที่แล้ว +56

    To answer your question about Orangutans having those weird faces those are only seen on males and not all of them, usually ones that have a lot of testosterone. It helps with vocalizations, and it seems to be more attractive to female orangutans. Also I want to use this opportunity to recommend a new content creator called Paleo Analysis and a video from him called "Paleo Catalog: Smilodon (Saber Tooth Cat)" I think you'd like his stuff.

    • @mortified776
      @mortified776 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I second that reccommendation!

    • @ArcticTron
      @ArcticTron ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mortified776 Yeah Paleo Analysis is awesome, especially his history of the earth series.

    • @mortified776
      @mortified776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ArcticTron Speak of the Phanerozoic devil, the guy just uploaded one!

  • @reviewerinabathrobe
    @reviewerinabathrobe ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's male orangutans that have those features and is usually when they reach full maturity dominance

  • @drockwell1583
    @drockwell1583 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My one take away is everyone likes to eat chicken nuggets in all its bird forms.

  • @581BigBoi
    @581BigBoi ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was waiting for the pelican. Being from Louisiana, it’s the state bird. Don’t mess with a pelican. They on different timing as in they truly don’t care

  • @SGTvolcan
    @SGTvolcan ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Coconut Crab picture of it on the trash can. Only makes me want to know who makes that trash can for being that durable.

  • @CorvusCorone68
    @CorvusCorone68 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:40 the amount of videos i've seen where a deer smashed thru a window, or crashed into a parked car... they get up, they're fine, but there was a whole lot of yelling with the window one; i think it was a hair salon it crashed into in one vid, and it wasn't empty

  • @wolfzend5964
    @wolfzend5964 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's all about survival. For animals, if they need to eat something, anything, to survive, they'll do it.

  • @Alexanderthegreat159
    @Alexanderthegreat159 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    YES!!! I was waiting for Nikki to react to this. She has some of the best wtf faces. 😂

  • @taliesincoleman6569
    @taliesincoleman6569 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    deer arte NOT souless... they are just trying to survive.

  • @alexipanda9505
    @alexipanda9505 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That one chimp fact from Chad may be the scariest thing I've ever learnt about chimpanzees

  • @CassieMichael
    @CassieMichael ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Yeah, I was always on the side of "yeah, humans will eat anything, but if we were classified as predator or prey, when it really comes down to it, as a group, we're prey." Because, people will run if one person runs, even if it's for no reason. It's an instinctual fear of something coming to get you. People are scared of things that usually make sense, like the dark, or big animals that might either kill to eat or kill to defend. Scared of spiders, yeah, there's a reason for that. Snakes? Same thing. I know a phobia is considered an IRRATIONAL fear of something. But, is it really irrational, if you think of why people would be scared of that so-called "not scary" thing?

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But is that enough to classify humans as a prey species? From the description, it sounds like we would be pack hunters (especially of the pursuit predator variety).
      We don’t rely on overpowering prey or having some exceptionally deadly natural weapon. Instead, we travel in groups with individual stamina that drops a heck of a lot more slowly than the stuff we’re chasing.

    • @CassieMichael
      @CassieMichael ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@electricbayonet2 Don't think I don't know what you're talking about. I do. But, there are other facts that don't jive with your response. Predators, as a rule have sharp teeth. Humans don't. You could say that plenty of herbivores can have sharp teeth, like gorillas and hippos, but that's for defense. Humans don't defend themselves with their teeth. You could also say that humans are natural omnivores, but most bears are omnivores and all bears have sharp teeth. Humans are so contradictory. We have no defenses, no physical offenses, and no superior strength or speed. The only thing we have going for us, evolutionarily speaking, is our brain. And, if we never learned how to create and then use projectile weapons like javelins or throwing rocks from high places down onto other animals, we'd never have gotten away from the trees and a leafy diet with fruit supplements. But, as of now, humans are absolutely broken for no sensible reason. According to nature, humans should be herbivorous prey animals in the vein of gibbons and lemurs. We aren't supposed to be hunters. But, someone used a cheat code and a huge command prompt on us. That's what I think. It's no wonder there are those out there that think that humans were created through DNA manipulation by aliens. It would explain a lot.

    • @bluekeldeo7515
      @bluekeldeo7515 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The reason that phobia is irrational is that it’s very VERY severe fear. The the point of obsession and convulsions. Phobias are misinterpreted throughout social media. It’s not fear, it’s worse. You cannot think about what’s causing that phobia even if something remotely represents it. It disturbs your way of life and basic functions.

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CassieMichael But we _do_ have sharp teeth. They’re the front-half of our mouths. We don’t use them primarily to kill things or defend ourselves, but why would that matter? We’re advanced omnivores, and it was the evolutionary dead-ends of mankind that had more pronounced teeth and biting capability.
      Contradictory? Did you ignore what I said about being pursuit predators? What part of that needs rhino skin, cheetah speed, and shark teeth? Are anacondas and pythons prey species because they don’t have a set of beeg mordar teef?
      And you know what? Yes. I agree. If humans were bad at the stuff we’re good at, we would actually be bad at it. It’s a logical tautology. Congratulations.

    • @CassieMichael
      @CassieMichael ปีที่แล้ว

      @@electricbayonet2 I do wonder if sometimes people think that just because we have big brains that automatically makes you smarter than others.
      If the front of a human's mouth were sharp, we'd be fictional vampires. Also, rhino skin, cheetah speed, and shark teeth never came up in my explanation, but thank you for adding them unnecessarily to this conversation. Anacondas and pythons do have "beeg mordar teef" as you so Neanderthal ically out it. They're effing SNAKES, dummy! Don't be stupid. And, as for your final comment, it's nice to see someone being a complete waste of passive aggressive space on the Internet. But, that's par for the course, now, isn't it?

  • @CreepyPersonCube.
    @CreepyPersonCube. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When our guy ends his nature videos he goes, 'hug your loved ones, stay safe out there-" In my head I add, "carry a loaded twelve gauge with a backup piece because you gotta be ready for when this shit comes for you" - "and I'll see y'all in the next one."

  • @MrEmiosk
    @MrEmiosk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is almost like there was more to the extinction of pretty much all giant animals...

  • @thedoglovinggamer5825
    @thedoglovinggamer5825 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ayo Beerus invaded your home!

  • @brandibastian4193
    @brandibastian4193 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not going to lie. I'm from Maryland where you basically have to like crab. I don't like picking crab but I like eating stuff like crab cakes and I got to say I would totally be down for some coconut crab like blue crab prepared like coconut shrimp. I would absolutely be down for that, but apparently troll coconut crabs will f*** you up. They're like f****** enormous hermit crabs. Two big to find a shell to go into

  • @brandibastian4193
    @brandibastian4193 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm a big fan of the guy you reacted to and just the way he says some of the s*** is hilarious but also have been known to watch a lot of nature programming and I still learn s*** from him. Do I have any idea how to pronounce his name? No, I do not!

  • @JoeThornhill
    @JoeThornhill ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:29 I thought that when I was at school, too but they do. It's called fucking MATHS. We just needed to pay attention and then we would've known how to apply it in real-life circumstances.

    • @TheycallmeHatGuy
      @TheycallmeHatGuy  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks. Good job on the AC/DC cover.

    • @JoeThornhill
      @JoeThornhill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheycallmeHatGuy Meh, I've played it better before and since but, you know, first time playing it live on stage and all.

    • @TheycallmeHatGuy
      @TheycallmeHatGuy  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeThornhill upload some more music. I love watching live bands.

    • @JoeThornhill
      @JoeThornhill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheycallmeHatGuy I will get around to uploading some acoustic covers but that was an open mic night in Edenbridge, hosted by the singer (who usually hosts in Oxted, Surrey (South England)). I only managed to get there because a long lost cousin drove me and my Mum there and back to Oxted the same night and let us sleep over so we could get the 3+ hour train ride back to Maidstone, Kent (East England).

  • @longshot8052
    @longshot8052 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    let's show vegans this their whole world view would crumble

  • @AlexanderAshcroft
    @AlexanderAshcroft ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like ill get hate for this comment but the Truth is, Deer are just big rats. We find the ROUS, its bambi.

  • @balex55lp
    @balex55lp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and thats why Humanity evolved to Snipe these things from a Mile away

  • @Crazycoyote-we7ey
    @Crazycoyote-we7ey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hippos are directly related to the Ice Age Hog DiaDon
    Aka HellHog/Pig imagine a Hog the size of a Rhinoceros
    Thar thing terrified all of ice age earth and left Decedent's

  • @reaperofskulls8097
    @reaperofskulls8097 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why i don't go vegan lol

  • @edguy9767
    @edguy9767 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First time i figured out “herbivores” DID NOT! Infact eat only plants was when i saw a horse munch on baby chickens….bro i was 6! How tf do i explain i saw a horse eat and pop a chicken like a grape?!

  • @jasondamrau9943
    @jasondamrau9943 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol, I've watched this like 3 times in a row just to watch poor Nikkis reactions. Sorry Nikki.

  • @theinquisitorisamage1653
    @theinquisitorisamage1653 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gimmie a bucket of hot butter, a keg of beer, and Old Bay - them coconut crabs ain't shit.

  • @EAZ36588
    @EAZ36588 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The orangutans with the big faces are older males

  • @Allsizes
    @Allsizes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chimps go for stuff they know you need... wieners,fingers,eyes

  • @TitanSummers
    @TitanSummers ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder what the vegans/vegitarians would say about this.

  • @webbess1
    @webbess1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's good to be a large mammal.

  • @CKATNISS
    @CKATNISS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Y'all broke y'all counter for the most WTactualF reactions.

  • @weeb535
    @weeb535 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Show this to vegetarians

    • @DerkleineTrojaner
      @DerkleineTrojaner ปีที่แล้ว

      What? You think vegans gonna be like: Oh shit, animals really do be weird and dangerous, i guess it IS okay to breed and kill animals that don't harm us on an industrial scale thats threatens climate? dumbest shit i read today.

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean Vegans, vegetarians already figured this out

    • @weeb535
      @weeb535 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purpledragon1945 ya. I'm bad at spelling

  • @sir.goat4595
    @sir.goat4595 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello!

  • @bengianturco7926
    @bengianturco7926 ปีที่แล้ว

    Speaking of those accidents of people die because a deer run into the road I knew a male from my class who was drag racing late at night with one of his friends on a road where I travel frequently died because of a dumb deer so he lost control and did heavy damage to the tree so he was going really fast

  • @วิชชากรสุขวัฒน์

    Monster Hunter game (Capcom) was right....they are monsters and we fight monsters.
    And The Player must hunt every kind of monsters in the game.

  • @lennartgamer2339
    @lennartgamer2339 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tach

  • @Littlekoji-df1cf
    @Littlekoji-df1cf ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok. I guessed most of these people wont know... But squirrels? Really?

  • @brianmcgarry1632
    @brianmcgarry1632 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was all funs n games till oranutangs got ruined for me too😢

  • @DinokaWai-em9cx
    @DinokaWai-em9cx ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually my teacher actually taught me this guess Malaysia
    Different

    • @SON-jp9fm
      @SON-jp9fm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They think what they teach them in America, we teach the same in other countries

  • @XavierShade
    @XavierShade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn nature, you scary!

  • @bloodbadger5332
    @bloodbadger5332 ปีที่แล้ว

    First!

  • @Demensemen
    @Demensemen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This right here should end veganism it does not exist 🤣