"KFC CONSPIRACIES"

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  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The man who hosted this series actually commented on the video, he loves it.
    In a reply to jontron replying to him he said "im pretty sure a lot of the guests already found the 11 herbs and spices, and smoked them all"

  • @SunnyC.D.A221
    @SunnyC.D.A221 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ”Who do you think is simulating us?”
    ”well you see, things are returning to crabs”
    Me: ... The Fuck?

  • @baditude41
    @baditude41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lady D's Long Lost Sister...19:35 - and I'm lovin' every minute of it!!!

  • @Horton_Hears
    @Horton_Hears 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    And the lesson we all learned today, children, is that conspiracies are just a bunch of people arguing points that have nothing to do with each other. lol 😆

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm just happy that none of those conspiracy theories are real.................😐

    • @noxy4966
      @noxy4966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lucascoval828 FBI Open up!!!

    • @calvinl5726
      @calvinl5726 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cringe comment

  • @kevinb314
    @kevinb314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I agree. I feel like some dude on the marketing team was just bored, and found a way to pitch them this.
    They werent even interesting conspiracy people. They didnt know anything, or even pretend to

  • @gergosukosd8299
    @gergosukosd8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Man,,, JonTron can suprise me every time :D . All i have learned from this video : CRAB PEOPLE ARE REAL.

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Everyone was freaking out about resident evil's lady dimitrescu. But Sharmaine is the only big lady for me.
    Glad to see you guys jumped on this new video so fast.

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's amazing watching two people argue against each other and neither one of them having one logical point. And a big bonus because their arguments never contradict each other's.

  • @superdoran6396
    @superdoran6396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, shrodemrs cat was actually disproved, and it was done in the dumbest way possible. Basically, a scientist did the actual experiment. Remember this was back before animal cruelty laws were made for experiments. Basically, a guy did the actual experiment, which is kind of crazy to me, but it was to prove a point. The guy disproved it by basically stating the cat was dead and opened up the box, and sure enough, the cat was dead. It was a little excessive, but he did it to prove a point. And shrodemer stated that to try to prove a point. Both points involved quantum physics. But the person who disproved it made the best point which basically "this whole cat in the box thing made no since to start with". As logic would indicate that the cat is dead and that it doesn't neccarly need you to observe it to be dead. Basically, the whole "if a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?" The answer may surprise you, it's yes. shrodemer was called out on this, and using this statement because of a good portion of his theories, he could not prove or correctly put through the scientific method. It was disproven for the fear that that would cause theories that can in no way be proven correctly into fact. Is this starting to sound familiar? Becouse it should. And for obvious reasons now a days shrodemers experiment is seen as fact, and the fact that it was, in fact, disproven was basically ignored. In fact, it really should not take a lot of brain cells to figure out that the cat would not survive in any scenario. And that was pointed out pretty quickly actually as usally it takes a good 20 years of study to disprove something and that was disproven very shortly after. And honestly, yeah, what is wrong with people? Just because you can't see something doesn't mean that it both exists and doesn't at the same time completely defy everything physics is. I mean, siercly, we're not three just because you can't see the boogy man, doesn't mean he's really there and not there. I also can't see the wind, but I know for a fact that it is there not there and not there. But because that would tear apart a lot of what the scientific community has stated as "fact" you can guess which one was kept and popularized. And I'm not going to mention the specific theries that that info disproves as many of their whole existence is based off of shrodemers cat theory. And if I do, some people might start actually start foaming at the mouth. In fact simply by stating that it was disproven and explaining why is probably going to set people off.as using this exact theory is how many notable theories were created as it basically ignores all laws of science with a "anything can happen becouse of a infinite occurrence of all states of matter and non matter occurs" and the disproval basically tosses that out the window. If you want to know why some people would get so furious, I'll tell you one that uses this theory and mabe you'll understand why the anger would occur but this is the only one that I'll do this too and I won't defintly state what I'm referring too so I can't be harrased till the end of my days. One theory that heavily uses this concept just for the continuation of existence in other words just to be able to exist states that somewhere I'm the vacum or space there was a big..."boom." And because of this boom, a small bit of matter was able to create a lot more matter than it occupied prior to the "boom". Which as physics tells us matter cannot create matter and it defintly cannot create more matter. But "shrodemrs" cat is able to ignore that little bit of trivia. Becouse in a world where anything can happen becouse everything is in existence at once then it is possible, becouse everything both existed and didn't exist before the "boom". So since the matter in this scenario landed on the possibility of existing not well, not existing well there you have it. But if you remove shrodemers cat where everything can exist and not exist at the same time, the theory falls apart rather quickly. Becouse as stated earlier matter cannot create matter and especially create more matter then it already has. It can "explode," and those pieces can be turned into all sorts of things as that matter was there to begin with, so it's not technically creating matter it's simply using the matter it already has. But a limited amount of matter can not create an unlimited amount. Now, because I don't want to be harassed, I will never officially state clearly which theory I just explained would be quickly disproven. But I also made it super easy to figure out which one it was just because it's kind of fun, knowing some people will read this and start foaming. And it's a good show of how shrodemers cat falls apart. See, I changed a word in the title of the theory but if shoremers cat was true becouse I did that and you have not seen the full picture then technically I just used all theorys as a example and non of them at the same time. But it's not true, and you do know which theory I'm referring too even though I changed a word up a bit, i changed up a word so you shouldn't know but there's this thing called logic that people use that tells them what it is even if a word is off. Shordemers cat basically tells you to take that logic and what you think you know and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. Hey, there's a conspiracy for you. Since it's what the video is about. Except this one is actually true and even stated as such over 100 years ago. I'm sorry this is, but honestly, it's referring to science and quantum theory. Did you expect it to be short? Once again, I can not stress this enough. I only stated what occurred about a certain theory. I am not stating for fact or denying anything for fact. If this affects a theory you believe in, I'm sorry. You don't have to draw and quarter me just because there is no other you in dimension zelta. Or any other already insane sounding ones. I am not officially stating that that theory or the disproval of such is correct or incorrect. The scientific community already did that for me, then tried poorly to get people to just forget that happened. Just in case you want to figure out who to draw and quarter. That would be a guy who lived over 100 years ago, so good luck with that.

  • @BenjaminFlagg_GameDesigner
    @BenjaminFlagg_GameDesigner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If anyone ever wanted to see 10 emotions in 3 seconds, Nikki's face @0:23-0:26 :D Love you both, as always, and thanks for the laughs and insights :)

  • @volundrfrey896
    @volundrfrey896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thing with simulation world is that it's plausible that we will be able to do it at one point (we're still a very very long ways away) but if we can then it's most likely that we're not the first and that we're in a simulation. No way of telling that we're not, plausible to tell that we are.

  • @neotheone898
    @neotheone898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    New internet historian AND jontron? It's Christmas!

    • @knsrulz
      @knsrulz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait.. your right. It is christmas.

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video had my favorite Jontron opening.

  • @Buggistboy
    @Buggistboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    All hail the crab king.

  • @ELEcomments
    @ELEcomments 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This his best video in awhile. Better than the last few imo

  • @sunnyday6133
    @sunnyday6133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahahah, what the hell is that shooow… HOW did it not blow up in the memeosphere???

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Freemason... im totally fine with JonTron staring into the depths of my soul. But Sharmaine scares me

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cracks me up how taken aback you were at Ms. Pullman.
    So relatable.

  • @shyrocket4889
    @shyrocket4889 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fried chicken game console is literally something that should be on Rick and Mortys intergalactic TV.
    Right after the plumbus ad.

  • @crcoghill
    @crcoghill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    wow. I was actually surprised to learn the lovely lady in the video, Sharmaine Pullman, is actually an actor.... it's funny to get fake people in a conspiracy video, don't you think?

    • @aztecelotl
      @aztecelotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So she isn’t a teacher?

    • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
      @Eirik_Bloodaxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aztecelotl According to an interview with her on TH-cam, the description says she was the interviewer's 8th grade teacher. So I guess both.

  • @gunkid6368
    @gunkid6368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    hit home button on youtube saw this in the first row "uploaded 6 seconds ago" lucky me good timing

  • @TecTitan
    @TecTitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This channel is awesome and you two always bring something to the subject at hand = D

  • @sashathedemiroomni4146
    @sashathedemiroomni4146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Daddy colonel Sanders XD

  • @gameboi20
    @gameboi20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:42 what type of magic mike XXL bullshit is this

  • @kevinsumner1545
    @kevinsumner1545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joel Haver animation videos. Untapped market for you guys. He’s great, iconic animations.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hollow Earth is an old one. I mean it's the basis of Journey to the Center of the Earth as a more famous example. That was from the 1960s. Niels Klim's Underground Travels was from the 1740s.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There were people who knew the simulation guy too. Their consensus was he was just f^^king with them.

  • @supersonic9495
    @supersonic9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I watched this video yesterday, and I wondered whether you guys were going to watch this video. I hope you enjoyed Jontron's KFC Conspiracies video because I did.

  • @chapri_from_chapra5443
    @chapri_from_chapra5443 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:18
    yaal dont bite the bone eat the marrow?

  • @felixiii4186
    @felixiii4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tbf, the simulation guy had some random facts here and there, surprisingly

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *How do you eat chicken bones without choking to death???*

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chicken is literally like the only bones you cant give to dogs because its splinters and causes internal bleeding. And dogs eat a lot more bones than us... I can get like, breaking the bone open and sucking out the marrow, but my god

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zeallust8542 i was thinking maybe she meant she eats the marrow, but then i remembered bird bones basically have no marrow, so what the hell?!

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the98themperoroftheholybri33 oh good point, theyre hollow lmao wtf

    • @pastelflowers9781
      @pastelflowers9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the98themperoroftheholybri33 Chicken bones actually do have marrow. That's the reason I like to eat them, the marrow is just as juicy as the meat. (Not all the time though, or at least not as much as I used to as a child, and usually just the parts I can chew.)
      And of course I know better than to let myself choke on it, I don't swallow it down whole carelessly. 🙄 It's not that hard to chew it into a soft pulp so it's easier to swallow, but that depends on which bone/part it is too.
      I honestly didn't know that was such an unusual/unheard of thing to other people until now, or maybe it just is to Americans or westerners in general, idk. 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pastelflowers9781 not enough to go through the effort of breaking them, birds have mostly hollow bones so they can fly

  • @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888
    @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love watching the lady slowly sees jons stupid humor

  • @happyfairyjerry
    @happyfairyjerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Markiplier in space is up guys, excited for what you two think ❤️

  • @BenjaminFlagg_GameDesigner
    @BenjaminFlagg_GameDesigner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is anyone else uncomfortably hungry after watching this?

  • @chasegriffin2193
    @chasegriffin2193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro that's Nikki as a British woman every time they get into an argument she starts saying stuff like that

  • @murads6947
    @murads6947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love to see a reaction to Jontron's Skateboard Kid or Surviving Edged Weapon videos. Those are some of my favourite.
    A Talking Cat too!

  • @gabrielchin4161
    @gabrielchin4161 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jontron didn't even mention the KFC dating Sim.

  • @acrab6527
    @acrab6527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    might want to watch that 3rd Spongebob Conspiracy video. You know, all the way to the end. Since we're talking about conspiracies and all.

  • @Tyhar93
    @Tyhar93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My buddy's grandma actually eats chicken bones as well. Apparently it's more common than ppl realize.

    • @henrydupuis5648
      @henrydupuis5648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wtf lmfao!😆😭

  • @nightflyer777
    @nightflyer777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope y’all react to his Howling 2 video, it’s one of my absolute favorites!

  • @infinite-sadness
    @infinite-sadness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Things do keep evolving into crabs. Not even making that up

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listen to these two people who clearly dont know what they are talking about, lets hear them argue!

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At the center of the pentagram star is a pentagon.
    Coincidence?

  • @Gref-sh2ls
    @Gref-sh2ls ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't forget about the official KFC dating game

    • @henrydupuis5648
      @henrydupuis5648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wtf lmfao!😭😆

  • @Ozymandias2x
    @Ozymandias2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    KFC: Kentucky Fried Conspiracies

  • @ThomasMaiens
    @ThomasMaiens ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No you should not be eating bird bones, they hollow and brittle, so u will def get splinters down ur throat. Thats why i dont let ur dogs have em either.

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know would have been super cool if all of you guys came together with renegades react into a super collabor watch this I would have paid money to see that.

  • @godthunder4732
    @godthunder4732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the simulation guy doesn’t know about the mars rover

  • @NoSoulJoel177
    @NoSoulJoel177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is a large hollow area in the earth, that is filled with water I think

  • @joegarcia9951
    @joegarcia9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is he talking about a KFC bucket flesh light cuz that is what it sounds like

    • @gnarlynikki
      @gnarlynikki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ding ding ding.

    • @joegarcia9951
      @joegarcia9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gnarlynikki lmao, love you guys. Happy late birthday by the way

    • @gnarlynikki
      @gnarlynikki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joegarcia9951 thanks!!! ☺️

  • @tjp0623
    @tjp0623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad eats the bones

  • @roboturtle1429
    @roboturtle1429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    CRAB SUPREMECY

  • @98953812
    @98953812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a Popeyes man myself. XD

    • @henrydupuis5648
      @henrydupuis5648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same gotta love Cajun fries yo yeehaw!

  • @reginthehoneybadger8957
    @reginthehoneybadger8957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I eat chicken bones, the whole thing

  • @lottji
    @lottji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Boy howdy

  • @randomnpc2716
    @randomnpc2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video guys as always. Check out CEO compilation from collegehumor if you want to see a hilarious video

  • @vecstrandedonabarrenplanet7343
    @vecstrandedonabarrenplanet7343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nikki's so beautiful! 💕

  • @mrwoodchuck94
    @mrwoodchuck94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why did you stop watching Alex bale videos?

  • @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
    @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did he say "Unrivaled" king of the coop? Has he HAD Popeyes? not even close my guy

  • @Rianoria
    @Rianoria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MY mom does it, eat the chicken bones. it's quite normal, it's a more cultural thing i think

  • @NotMothMan
    @NotMothMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like I'm the only one in the world who doesn't like Kentucky fried Chicken.

    • @henrydupuis5648
      @henrydupuis5648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm more of a Popeyes man myself yo yeehaw!

  • @cursechild7744
    @cursechild7744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @severvein9898
    @severvein9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys need to react to Michael Reeves's newest video, I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks.

  • @SmilesObrien
    @SmilesObrien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Woah

  • @mackeym10
    @mackeym10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    can u react to act man

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Generally there are 3 kinds of Jontron videos. Old, New/Good, New/Bad. Sadly I feel like this is a bad Jontron video. The subject isn't interesting, and Jon really adds nothing to it. The opening was good, but meh.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude he just makes videos on stuff he finds interesting, as long as it's entertaining, who cares. Don't categorise people's work like that either, it's rather shitty to do that.

    • @YukoValis
      @YukoValis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Vaguer_Weevil no need to be upset over someones opinion. It is fair to critic anything posted on a online platform like this. It would have been shitty if I said something like "this sucks" but instead I explained my reasoning.

  • @chrisfreeman7553
    @chrisfreeman7553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, Chad, found your track video - JT Blaze: The Fastest Man In The World. Channel name Davidcarty09. Enjoy