honestly i think if matpat covered it, he could probably make a point about how those two points factor into the lore, of which there is already far, far, far too much
Hey guys so just so everyone knows, I did actually try to shut it down with the task manager. For some reason it still wouldn’t open though. I guess Garfield cursed it haha. Thank you all though!
It's not always the game itself you have to shutdown, but the "steam webclient helper" or something along those lines. Basicly, the Shift+tab menu is still running, and you need to force shutfown it with task manager for steam to register it.
I’m a garfield kart connosseur, so you can trust me. The track at 2:57 you can lasanga boost over a grass patch into the lake and respawn at the bridge On the course at 3:19 you can boost of the little bump and land in the barrier, respawning you below and with an additional lap (my pb is 42 seconds) There’s a hypothetical shortcut on the map at 5:50 in which you drive around the parking lot in the same way that the track moves and you can drive back to the finish line to get a lap (did it once, but it subtracted the lap right after) The track at 8:50 if you have a spring and you’re near the end of the mountain you can completely skip all of the turns I tried to find something on the track at 12:17 by expirimenting lasagna boosts over the lake at the end but to no avail This isn’t useful but if you fall off at certain spots on the map at 13:57 your lap count subtracts regardless of it’s number There’s my information and I used to play on the 3ds 3 years ago
I have been speed running Kart for 3 years now and I can’t believe how much this has done for the community. Thank you so much for bringing this game to the attention of the speed running community, good luck trying to beat my records I can’t wait for some competition.
CC stands for cubic centimeters. It refers to the volume of the fuel and air mixture displaced into the cylinder of your engine, more or less more CCs equal more fuel displaced, equals more go faster to oversimplify it (It's also one of the reasons faster cars tend to be gas guzzlers). The higher CCs, the faster your kart goes, but it's also a difficulty slider to determine how hard the AI of your opponents are, I guess in-universe it'd just mean that people at higher CCs tend to be more competitive and trained.
Jon trying the legendary garfield kart shortcut edge map clip that actually allows him to "insta-finish" every map but the final map but Eazy just wanted to get back on the road with his wife and animals
I'm trying to find Andrew's times online but I don't think he submits them to the speedrun website. If he does then I just don't know what is account name is unless its something like BlackRanger or white_sedan or one of the other leaderboard names, but no one person holds all of the race times
This was amazing!! Something about the fact that it’s a cursed Garfield game combined with the fact that you did this purely out of spite just makes it so entertaining. My almost asleep brain appreciates this existing. ^.^
Its expected that garfield kart has lame boring recycled concepts for levels, what's Team sonic racing excuse? Blows my mind how disappointing that game was
That wouldn't surprise me, because the TV show that Garfield Kart uses as its source material also recycled a lot of its assets. From what I can tell the music, sound effects and voice lines in Garfield Kart are ripped from the show, and watching through there were a lot of moments where you would hear the exact same voice clips re-used between episodes.
"we started a race in a working city. ... we decided to remove everybody's ability to do anything so we can race here "(3:18) - FIA Inventing Monaco GP, Baku GP, and Singapore GP
A year ago today, I watched this speedrun when it showed up in my recommendations after watching a few YanSim speedruns. And subscribed entirely because I saw how much Speezy suffers with each speedrun.
The UFO has 2 blue spots, one red spot, and one yellow spot. It seems if the yellow spot is facing you at the time you cross it, then you'll be able to go through the UFO without getting held up.
Never knew this was a game and I love Garfield. I used to have several dozen of the really narrow rectangular Garfield books when I was a kid. My favorite ones were when they went camping or to the family farm.
I'd only ever heard of this game from the F**k Face podcast and now you have allowed me to see it in all of its (cursed) glory. The world is good again.
50 cc, 100 cc, 150 cc refer to the engine size and the speed of the vehicles. cc = cubic centimeters = milliliters. Also obviously the difficulty, same as Mario kart.
"we're wearing the viking helmet so we get 2 lasagnas instead of one"
Literally sounds like a line out of a parody speedrun video
lmao, you're right though.
This doesn’t even sound like a real speedrun
Sounds like something ProZD would say
It do tho
DUDE... Literally 😎
“I tried to speedrun garfield kart but aliens kept abducting me.”
Just a normal day.
gone se-
@@eikosimino5579 -xual
Sounds like a manga title
@@daffawaffa what do you mean it isnt a manga
They don’t call it a "psychological horror" for no reason the game LITERALLY crashed and came back cursed bruh
Must be the anti-cheat triggering or something
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 no that text happens when there’s no font loaded
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 there’s no way this game has any sort of anti cheat
@@feetlunatic5134 I had the same experience with minecraft
@@jaimeg309 yeah probably no font loaded I was messing around in unity and gave the text no font and it looked exactly like that
my fav parts of the extensive garfield lore is the eminent threat of the characters being sucked up by aliens and jon’s narcolepsy
Narcolepsy?
@@boufrops6845 A condition where people can fall asleep at random times
@@CallenderMan oh jeez
honestly i think if matpat covered it, he could probably make a point about how those two points factor into the lore, of which there is already far, far, far too much
Hey guys so just so everyone knows, I did actually try to shut it down with the task manager. For some reason it still wouldn’t open though. I guess Garfield cursed it haha. Thank you all though!
im the only pearson who bothered to scroll down to see this :)
@@dogeteam2235 haha lol
Thanks for that lol, I couldn't live with myself why you just restarted your computer
@@dogeteam2235 I scrolled down here for this too
It's not always the game itself you have to shutdown, but the "steam webclient helper" or something along those lines. Basicly, the Shift+tab menu is still running, and you need to force shutfown it with task manager for steam to register it.
Wouldve been otherworldly spite if this was uploaded on a monday
missed opprotunityyyyyy
This really was a missed opportunity
@@EazySpeezy quick just delete it! we'll forgive you 🤪
@@EazySpeezy You gotta do the speedrun again and upload it on Monday
@@theflaminglitten-fo6jd spite 2×
My man really got a game straight out of a creepy pasta and said “well the Garfield kart speed run must go on”
_Creepy lasagna_
@@kevin427 there was no question but I strongly agree
Hyper-realistic lasagna
@@kevin427 Your perfect comment got liked 69 times.
"What are you doing, Jon? Why, Jon?"
Well that sentiment is true to the strip at least.
Today I learned that there are "Top Garfield Cart Players", and suddenly I feel great about my life choices.
Hey it’s an impressive achievement that we wish we could manage
@@EazySpeezy No one can beat Andrew Panton
Today I learned that Garfield Cart is a thing
Is it because you’re one of them?
@@EazySpeezy Can you make a ps2 any% Speedrun of garfield 2: a tail of two kitties?
Q: “Why does this game like desert levels so much?”
A: Lore
Dessert levels, yes. Desert levels, not so much.
What is the lore???
@@plseditmynamealready6537 no
@@plseditmynamealready6537
Lore: Journey to get the Lasaga.
Garfield Lore
"I hate you dog, you're getting neutered tonight"
~EazySpeezy, 2020
I was looking for this comment😂
Time stamp? I've been looking for it but I can't seem to find the point where he says that
@@qilin9639 it’s at 14:09
what is happening to ur pfp
666 likes oh no
Me: “Mom, can I have Mario Kart?”
Mom: “Honey, we have Mario Kart at home”
Mario Kart at home:
This is better than mario kart
You did the meme in reverse
I love this comment
@@idnfjf282 no it's not
@@n124ajdx yes it is
I didn't know this game existed, but it calls for me. There's nothing I love more than cursed Mario Kart rip offs
Yeah it is certainly a beautiful thing
Mario kart is the rip off
This is not a rip off. How dare you
It even has the double item storage from MK8DX
Mario kartis the cursed rip off
*“Lasagnas are basically mushrooms, so we want them as much as possible”*
Oh, I just got it
I read this andd just got the scene lol
Your pfp makes this funnier XD
3:25
Shrooms
If you think he's sad for playing this, don't forget you're sat here watching him
I'm standing I swear 😭😭
After watching this all I can think of is "he should do m&m kart racing"
This comment deserves more likes.
I’m a garfield kart connosseur, so you can trust me.
The track at 2:57 you can lasanga boost over a grass patch into the lake and respawn at the bridge
On the course at 3:19 you can boost of the little bump and land in the barrier, respawning you below and with an additional lap (my pb is 42 seconds)
There’s a hypothetical shortcut on the map at 5:50 in which you drive around the parking lot in the same way that the track moves and you can drive back to the finish line to get a lap (did it once, but it subtracted the lap right after)
The track at 8:50 if you have a spring and you’re near the end of the mountain you can completely skip all of the turns
I tried to find something on the track at 12:17 by expirimenting lasagna boosts over the lake at the end but to no avail
This isn’t useful but if you fall off at certain spots on the map at 13:57 your lap count subtracts regardless of it’s number
There’s my information and I used to play on the 3ds 3 years ago
Thanks Jim Davis
Good information to have!
*"That's why you're my favourite Luna!"*
ok
all glitches on 3ds are only possible on 3ds. PC has different skips.
"Out of spite" is one of the best reasons to do anything.
6:32 rare footage of him getting through a Alien ship power up
Fake
"You're getting neutered tonight" is the best revenge threat of all time
I have been speed running Kart for 3 years now and I can’t believe how much this has done for the community. Thank you so much for bringing this game to the attention of the speed running community, good luck trying to beat my records I can’t wait for some competition.
God speed running game? I don't think anyone can beat him.
God, I guess you can say you speedran Earth
@@stickmation6651 you could say that my son speedran earth
@@god1351 true...very true
@@stickmation6651 he’s dead
CC stands for cubic centimeters. It refers to the volume of the fuel and air mixture displaced into the cylinder of your engine, more or less more CCs equal more fuel displaced, equals more go faster to oversimplify it (It's also one of the reasons faster cars tend to be gas guzzlers). The higher CCs, the faster your kart goes, but it's also a difficulty slider to determine how hard the AI of your opponents are, I guess in-universe it'd just mean that people at higher CCs tend to be more competitive and trained.
This is a really good description! Thanks!
I always wondered what it meant and this is actually pretty interesting, I somewhat expected it to just be chosen randomly
I was hoping for a meme explanation
And essentially Eazy comrpomised his run by choosing a lower CC :)
i decided on "Cups of Coffee" :)
Everyone Gucci till Garfield starts speaking enchanting table
I speak fluently in enchantment table and i can ensure i an in the small £% of people that can read and speak it and garfield is not in the society.
“You getting neutered tonight” 14:10
Open TH-cam
First video
“I Speedrun Garfield Kart out of spite”
EasySpeezy
I am not even remotely surprised.
Hahaha I love it
Same
i’m not even mad
s a m e ?!?
@@EazySpeezy 69th like nice
Beware... Do not play this game for too long or the lasaga levels in your blood stream will rise to astronomical numbers.
Oh no I’m scared now
@@Iris-eb6km if ur not joking blood stream is the circulatory system
@@EazySpeezy speedrun netflix
Good.
@@justiny.9846 stupid idea
3:26 "John! What was that??"
A delayed reaction to glitching through the first match fence, definitely :p
I like how at some parts you’re critiquing the realism of “Garfield Kart”
There are going to be so many "I bet you are too scared to play *insert game*" comments now
Yeahhhhh that might be a thing
@@EazySpeezy Watch out for those comments!
Nice pfp
@@jotapecito2589 thanks fam, you too ;)
@@EazySpeezy i bet you're too scared to speedrun deleting system32
you speedran this game out of spite and it treated you in kind
Yeah I definitely got what I deserved
Jon trying the legendary garfield kart shortcut edge map clip that actually allows him to "insta-finish" every map but the final map but Eazy just wanted to get back on the road with his wife and animals
Y'all listen to F**kface? A dude in there has the world record in every course
I'm trying to find Andrew's times online but I don't think he submits them to the speedrun website. If he does then I just don't know what is account name is unless its something like BlackRanger or white_sedan or one of the other leaderboard names, but no one person holds all of the race times
@@Harrery he uses the xbox live leaderboard
I was looking for this comment!
that spider was trying to show you what enchantments were available
@@stinkymanfam1591 when the text was glitched
Yes good joke bro!
garfield please i want looting iii
@@yeetmcgeet9787 unbreaking II take it or leave
Omg this comment is perfect
If I’ll be honest, Garfield Kart isn’t horrible.
It’s kinda cool to play as so many Garfield characters in a cart racer. It’s like Mario Kart for PC.
That’s true. There are some things I don’t like but it’s definitely not the worst
I havent played the first one but i have the second one on my nintendo switch and its pretty decent for a shovelware racing game!
Mario Kart PC webgame
I legitimately forgot Cart is spelt wit a C not a K.....
There's also Sonic Racing Transformed which is arguably better and is also for PC
somewhere in this world there is gonna be one kid that one day will say: "I grew up to Garfield Kart"
John slipped through the boundary between reality and void
Garfield is a strange enigma, I don't know why he's still relevant anymore.
Seriously, he just won’t die
SCP 3166
@@tomthestone1470 that's why
funny orange cat :^)
Orange man bad orange cat good
3:26 Yes i too faze through the ground and die on my way to work.
I'm so upset I couldn't continually hear Jon giggling to himself
Does anyone want to talk about this?
Your name : *My Name*
Timestamp: 0:21
“Oh no, I didn’t use the lasagna boost” is a common phrase over here
Speedrun fireboy and watergirl
Edit: ayy he did it
A solid maybe
I would pay to see that
"Speedrunning a 2 player game with myself because I have no friends"
which one?
@@SimonSaysDeath hopefully all
Fun drinking game: drink every time he jumpcuts
All I could think of was Andrew Panton from F*ckface
EazySpeezy : I didn't even know these characters existed..
Me: I didn't even know this game existed--
Hahaha fair point
Did you know Garfield Kart: Furious Racing, the games remaster, existed?
@@Ricken9000 Please. Do not do this.
summoning salt video on garfield kart when
But that all changed, when a new player entered the scene. Enter: EazySpeezy. *music by HOME intensifies*
This was amazing!! Something about the fact that it’s a cursed Garfield game combined with the fact that you did this purely out of spite just makes it so entertaining. My almost asleep brain appreciates this existing. ^.^
9:06 The snowman is revenge for shutting down the entire city just to have a race earlier lol
"There's always a desert level for some reason"
*Recycled Assets*
Its expected that garfield kart has lame boring recycled concepts for levels, what's Team sonic racing excuse? Blows my mind how disappointing that game was
@@KOTEBANAROT allah
That wouldn't surprise me, because the TV show that Garfield Kart uses as its source material also recycled a lot of its assets. From what I can tell the music, sound effects and voice lines in Garfield Kart are ripped from the show, and watching through there were a lot of moments where you would hear the exact same voice clips re-used between episodes.
@@Randoman590 i mean isnt that the same with like every single game made for a tv show or movie franchise
I feel like you summoned a demon by doing this
Yeah I’m a bit scared for my safety
Is there a reference here?
This dude that the one voice everyone find familiar but nobody can remember where they have heard it from before.
"we started a race in a working city. ... we decided to remove everybody's ability to do anything so we can race here "(3:18) - FIA Inventing Monaco GP, Baku GP, and Singapore GP
Garfield has a long and proud tradition of shitty, dull and buggy games.
“CC” means Cubic Centimetres, and it refers to the size of the engine, the more cc’s, the more fast the car goes. Thus it is harder to control
Didn't realize how much I missed the music and sound effects until they were gone :'(
A year ago today, I watched this speedrun when it showed up in my recommendations after watching a few YanSim speedruns. And subscribed entirely because I saw how much Speezy suffers with each speedrun.
Pro tip: use task manager to end a game’s “task” rather than restarting your computer. It’s faster & keeps all your stuff open.
You can simply log out of Steam and log back in.
@@sammym6239 I don't think logging out of steam closes the game you have open.
Yeah he made a comment to say he actually tried shutting down the game process, but just opening the task manager proved impossible
The absolute madlad did it
“dOg I hate you! You’re getting neutered tonight!” -Easy
0:14
idk the difference in game but irl CC stands for Cubic Centimeter which is the volume of the engine.
there's no replacement for displacement!
I've never heard of Garfield kart in my life
Yeah it’s definitely a lowkey game
Me too
The fact that Garfield kart exists isnt the most cursed thing about this.
The most cursed part of this is that all the karts have inside drift.
"why do they suck me up like that?!" is my new favourite quote of 2020
10:13 Expectation: _Boing!_
Reality: *YEET!!!*
"YOU'RE GETTING NEUTERED TONIGHT!"
words to say to a dog
The UFO has 2 blue spots, one red spot, and one yellow spot.
It seems if the yellow spot is facing you at the time you cross it, then you'll be able to go through the UFO without getting held up.
speedrun your life.... graduation, get a girlfriend, married
D i e
the any% runs be like:
jump out of bed at birth, jump out window, d i e
alternative to step 2: anything
how to get eazy to speedrun a game: tell him he’s too scared to do it
oh jeez i forgot i had this game, if you try playing the beta multiplayer the server feels like it consists of 3 soup cans and some wires
Crashes are a very important game mechanic!! XD
They give you breaks in the game!
This is a fever dream and I love it
‘’I hate you dog your getting neutered tonight’’ Best quote this year
I literally have never heard of this game in my life till this got recommended--
Pure spite sure is a great motivator
I wanna see the balls of the man that speedruns this game raw. Like, no bonus items, unlockables, etc. Just a fresh save.
3:46 i thought really bad when i heard it
lmfao
"But I gotta get a good speedrun time Jon."
I bet Eazy is too scared to speedrun giving me $100.
Don't be shy, raise the amount
I bet Rena is too scared to speedrun giving me her 100 dollars.
Spite is the second greatest motivation in life
The first one is deadlines
Never did I thought I’d be watching someone speedrun Garfield Kart
Never knew this was a game and I love Garfield. I used to have several dozen of the really narrow rectangular Garfield books when I was a kid. My favorite ones were when they went camping or to the family farm.
POV: You had no idea that this game existed, but you enjoyed the video.
I think there is a discord server dedicated to speed running Garfield kart or it is just one dedicated to the game itself
That is amazing
@@EazySpeezy I have the link
@@Taylor-dh5vm give me it *now*
I'd only ever heard of this game from the F**k Face podcast and now you have allowed me to see it in all of its (cursed) glory. The world is good again.
I dont think Ive ever laughed a thumbnail before, but that was lit
_spite is the greatest motivation in this world_
also another game I did not have the pleasure to know existed .-.
Haha I’m glad that my spite is teaching you games!
@@EazySpeezy it seems like you and the game have spite for each other lookin at the video XD
"I don't think this is how weather works?" - Man who's clearly never been to Canada.
7:50
"Um... I'm just gonna keep going with it" - literally every single creepypasta protagonist
7:49 "I'm sorry Jon"
If you’ve ever wanted to hear a wonderful Seth Rogan impersonation go to 3:00 thank me later
Hahaha true
if you never turn down a challenge, then do cheese%
You know, everytime you ask I get a bit closer... probably
I assume you meant lasagna%
The back ground as roates thru day and night Terraria vibes kicking
4:00
“I’m going to use them anyways”
XD
Y’all remember duck life...yeah. Speed run that...go ahead.
Ah Duck Life......
I’m gonna not do that speedrun
good news: he did
The game just starts falling apart mid run, and I respect that.
50 cc, 100 cc, 150 cc refer to the engine size and the speed of the vehicles. cc = cubic centimeters = milliliters. Also obviously the difficulty, same as Mario kart.
Speezy: hey look we can do this cool thing!
Odie: ...and I took that personally.
The higher CC the faster you go!! You can run it faster
Oh okay, I wasn’t sure because the 150cc record is only like a minute faster than the 50cc one
Me: "Can we get Mario Kart?"
Mom: "We have Mario Kart at home!"
Mario Kart at home:
Bro this game brings me so much nostalgia
“A dog I hate you your getting neutered tonight”-easyspeezy😂😂😂