I still have the Sonic energy drink. It is still sealed and has no discernible best before date. I'm not sure if energy drinks can be immortal, but I think it might be immortal.
The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy Drinks, states that energy drinks cannot be created or destroyed in an isolated system. So as long as you don't open the can, it will be immortal. Trust me I have a PhD.
There's an energy drink that was created in east TN called Neurofuel that is the absolute best. Every can says "WARNING: May intensify the effects of alcohol and other drugs" which is a sign of a quality product.
The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.
The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.
I'd tend to disagree, as I distinctly recall him mentioning in numerous videos he's been ill/is just getting over being ill. I'm around Ashens age, and I haven't been poorly since my mid 20s, I'm not even registered with a GP. So I'd guess he has a pretty shite immune system if I can remember him mentioning he's been ill many times. Saying that though, when you're eating 25 year old spaghetti hoops and hanging round with Guru Larry that looks absolutely filthy (seriously that man makes me feel ill when he's on screen with his chip fat hair, spots and brown teeth) you'd expect to get ill a lot. I think I'd want a boiling hot shower and a tetanus shot if I ever got within 5 meters of Guru Larry. The man's a proper scruff, I can only imagine his home stinks of deep fryers and cigarettes, with a overflowing cat litter tray a few feet away from where he prepares food.
9:31 I work on a mini golf course and I can confirm that that drink looks EXACTLY like the dyed water we use - albeit with less algae covered slush puppie cups and other unspeakable horrors in it
Funny enough, I recall that "Kickapoo Joy Juice" is a reference to the very old American comic strip Lil' Abner. American soldiers appropriated the name during WWII to describe the stuff some of them were producing in their jury-rigged stills.
May very well have. I'm 56 and have lived most of my life in the Central Ohio area, but I've never seen that drink here. Lawsons and 7-11 stores used to be all over the Central Ohio area (in fact there used to be one just a few blocks up the street where I live) but they've been gone from this area for years. That particular Lawsons is now a small grocery store with the same design as the old Lawsons :)
sixtopian You're exactly right. The drink seems to have become particularly popular in Asian markets. Slightly off-topic: I remember Mega64 used to be sponsored by Kickapoo but seemingly stopped a while ago, not entirely sure when.
not only plants, the reason you can die by actually drinking too much water is that the amount of electrolytes in your body will get diluted to the point there's not enough of them anymore.
That combination energy drink at the end is by far the worst-looking thing Ashens has ever put on screen. It's somehow worse than the Century Egg and ancient olives.
i only like the energy drink Race. but due to side effects i get from those energy drinks in general (shaky hands 'n shit) i don't drink any of them anymore.
Kickapoo Joy Juice was a soda that came out in the mid '60s in the US and it's named after newspaper cartoon character Lil Abner's favorite drink. It was meant to be a Mountain Dew competitor/ripoff.
The glass usually attributed to Marie-Antoinette"s anatomy is the champagne coupe. Seems to be an older design so not true, though she did have bowls to drink milk from that *were* modelled from her breast...
Colin Speirs That's what I came down to the depths of the TH-cam comment to to say :D. The myth is the champagne coupe is modeled on Antoinette's breasts but it predates Antoinette herself by about 100 years, if I remember correctly. Also it's from England originally. EDIT: Done a quick wiki check on my info and it seems I'm right "...the glass was designed in England over a century earlier especially for sparkling wine and champagne in 1663."
4:12 Kickapoo Joy Juice is a really common soda here in the Midwest US! Not really an energy drink, it's comparable to like mountain dew or something. Also, in the US they come in glass bottles and are bottled here. I guess that Malaysian company had it licensed to them.
Funnily enough Mountain Dew here (England, also home of Stuart) is branded an energy drink too. I'm fairly certain it's because of differing laws, probably because MD is so sugary it had to be rebranded as an energy drink to get around said laws. Also when I saw Kickapoo I thought it was a Tenacious D reference at first.
MGX93dot more likely the added caffeine, used to be labeled as an energy drink here (Canada) as well until they rebranded the caffeine free variants and just discontinued the caffeinated originals.
Kickapoo Joy Juice is originally American, it’s based on the Lil’ Abner comic strip. They still make it here but it’s lacked any character art on the label for a few years (last time I can remember seeing the mascot on the label was 2012-ish)
Fantastic. You have me watching 2 dude's off screen drinking random(and mostly terrible) old drinks for nearly 20 minutes. And i want more. Excellent quality as always, gents.
That last one reminds me of the game my friends used to 'play' at the self-serve soda machines. We called them 'suicide machines' when you mixed everything together and start drinking until you wanted to die.
The blue one seemed the most appealing of the lot. Energy drinks in their own right are probably more toxic than alcohol, due to how much sugar is ram-packed into them, but the Pac-Man berry-blue elixir seems like it would be the most appealing. But at least there was no artificial grape flavoured one. Authentic grape flavour is amazing for soda, but whatever they put in KA Grape is frankly monstrous. I'm not so sure about Bigga Grape either. In fact, rather than pursue fake grape, I'd go for the classic British "purple flavour", the humble blackcurrant.
They have a similar amount of sugar as soda/pop and many juices have more sugar even natural ones. Energy drinks are fine they are the new thing to be scared about like that devil music rock and roll. Energy drinks are water, carbonation, sugar and caffeine. And coffee has more caffeine, they don't make you hyper or worse for your health than Coke or coffee.
In picture frames to the best IndieGoGo pledges....
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Yeah but he re-skinned it, or how do you call it when you apply new fabric to a sofa. He said that a few video's back, it actually did look better there.
there’s always the small but distinct possibility that it was 1/3/07, but I definitely agree, 13 should have immediately registered as a year rather than a month
That Pac-man drink reminds me of the old Blue Raspberryade Panda Pop. I used to like blending that with the Cherryade and getting an awesome purple colour. Nice tasting drink too.
I had one of the hello Kitty drink when it was released - if I recall it was a rather tart cherry flavor - rather decent if I recall (if you liked cherry sodas)
Kickapoo was my childhood drink! It's not marketed as a energy drink, it's just a normal soft drink. it's not as popular as it used to be ever since more commercial drinks came into the market.
When I went to Cyprus a few years ago, I bought a Monster energy drink, now these have a shelf life of about 2 years. I opened it and took a sip and it tasted a bit weirder than they normally do. I look at the expiration date and it was 6 months out of date. It must have been sat on that shelf for 2 and a half years
Every single day, millions of (or just one, actually) TH-camrs have to survive by eating expired or extremely cheap microwave food. With just 1 pound, you can help us bring more crap food for their suffering and our amusement.
No, I'm pretty sure he did nasty food videos in the past, so would have to travel backwards through time to get a freshly uploaded video on out-of-date dodgy foodstuffs, after all, the future has not been written yet... :P
Irn Bru and lots of fizzy drinks in the UK have changed recipe due to the recently introduced tax designed to reduce sugar content. Lucozade used to have the slogan 'Powered by Glucose'. It is powered by artificial sweeteners with a bit of glucose now.
I still have that Sonic energy drink even today. It has gathered much more dust since previously. Happy to send it on, if you want a little nostalgic hit of something awful XD
It's always a little alarming to be drinking an energy drink from a can, not knowing the color vs pouring it into a cup and figureing out you've been drinking what looks to be drain cleaner, but back when I used to drink cheap gas station energy drinks I swear I got one that looked about the same to the bog water one they had at the end.
Oh man this is hilarious. How this man didn't die from some horrible sickness over the years never ceases to amaze me. One time I almost overdosed on caffeine in a library. Also, on an unrelated note, I'd like some Duff beer.
The duff can production code is 31415 so it was canned on Nov. 11 2015. It's expiration date is 6 months to 2 years later depending on the type of sweetener used.
...thank you for the Lucozade plug....I'm a fan since me dad introduced us...and I'm Canadian....and due to "importation" laws....I'm not allowed to drink it another day....since two-thousand and something....bugger!...it is truly very good for you....
Either there's a weird spacial anomaly in that room, or the audio channels have been swapped, 'cause my eyes tell me Ryan's on the right, but my ears disagree.
Kickapoo JoyJuice is still sold in my area (northern Kentucky), it's damm good, and we have two flavors. One's the same as it is in the video, the other is a fruit punch sorta thing.
Fun fact, ashens lives near me, near a small Tesco’s and a big Tesco’s, down the road from a police station in a place called sprowston, I saw him once when I had my old corsa and screamed at him
Trailers ‘N’ gameplay If that is true you are awful person for telling this to the people and you should feel bad. I have heard from lots of TH-camrs that it is highly upsetting when ones personal information and life is exposed. Shame on you.
I still have the Sonic energy drink. It is still sealed and has no discernible best before date.
I'm not sure if energy drinks can be immortal, but I think it might be immortal.
Best to keep it locked away for humanity's sake.
Mentski drink it. You'll go fast af.
The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy Drinks, states that energy drinks cannot be created or destroyed in an isolated system.
So as long as you don't open the can, it will be immortal.
Trust me I have a PhD.
I'm considering either sealing it in a cave for eternity, or drinking it to see if I receive the quickening.
Sonic is no Mario, proceed with caution.
"I'm getting sort of... diabetic."
Excellent delivery on a usually-overdone joke.
"An Excellent Joke Delivery".
What joke is that?
@@samholdsworth420 bro I genuinely have no idea this was 5 years ago
@@jaredbarton6161 lmao 🤣
*What kind of sofa is that?*
Simte a flat, hard, table-like couch.
i'm american, "sofa" means little to nothing to me anyway
Simte a bofa
I'm American and have used the word all my life...
sofa deez nuts
I hear that when Duff goes out of date, they relabel it as Fudd and ship it to Shelbyville.
Serves them right....
No, they label it "Puff"
Make D to P, less effort
I thought they took it off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
thought it became pawtucket
Thought it became Samuel Jacksons
I'd imagine that this beer would be relabled and it would be shipped to New England where it would ultimately end up in The Drunken Clam.
Stuart left Norwich ? Wow the loss of Poundworld really hit him hard.
The lesser spotted Ashens is a migratory species, settling only in areas with large concentrations of tat shops and poundlands.
Big up Norwich
They refused to build some new roads, they forget traders need access to Dixons
Norwich CT.?
I'm liking the look of this flat, kitchen-based couch of sorts
It's surprisingly aesthetically lovely
I like that table cloth I assume its from ikea
Okay? *SNORT*
More people need to know about its creation! A kitchen couch for devouring food on...
@@GreatSageSunWukong bah ikea bah
Anybody else noticed that the left and right audio channels are reversed compared to what's shown in the video?
VWestlife I scrolled down to find this comment and upvote it.
How did you manage to scroll all the way to reddit?
VWestlife put your headphones on the wrong way round, problem solved
Yeah, I was confused about that.
Doubtful Guest
He scrolled so fast he switched websites.
Do you want some out of date Sunset Overdrive? I have one can left :-p
Apparently he doesn't!
Apparently he doesn't!
the pacman one looks like the blue liquid they pour on tampons in commercials
🤣
Looks like embalming fluid.
Hahahahahahaha
Gross lmao
Mr Mürk It’s 8-ball liquid
There's an energy drink that was created in east TN called Neurofuel that is the absolute best. Every can says "WARNING: May intensify the effects of alcohol and other drugs" which is a sign of a quality product.
If anything, that warning makes me want to try it more.
You got me interested, but I can't find any. Shame, honestly.
Thar warning is actually printed on each and every energy drink can here in Germany
The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.
The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.
I wouldn't be surprised if Ashens has an immune system like f***ing Zeus.
Some say, the only man who can match his immune system is Gordon Ramsey. And he didnt even eat the nasty shit knowingly.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with one being barry lewis and 10 being steve1989, I think he's about a 3.
I’ll be honest mate, I get ill a lot, mainly STDs though... weirdly...
I'd tend to disagree, as I distinctly recall him mentioning in numerous videos he's been ill/is just getting over being ill.
I'm around Ashens age, and I haven't been poorly since my mid 20s, I'm not even registered with a GP. So I'd guess he has a pretty shite immune system if I can remember him mentioning he's been ill many times. Saying that though, when you're eating 25 year old spaghetti hoops and hanging round with Guru Larry that looks absolutely filthy (seriously that man makes me feel ill when he's on screen with his chip fat hair, spots and brown teeth) you'd expect to get ill a lot. I think I'd want a boiling hot shower and a tetanus shot if I ever got within 5 meters of Guru Larry. The man's a proper scruff, I can only imagine his home stinks of deep fryers and cigarettes, with a overflowing cat litter tray a few feet away from where he prepares food.
an immune system that fucks everything it sees????
You were supposed to drink the whole Hello Kitty can! Well, there goes another plan to kill Ashens... one day, sofa man, one day
Imagine if that was the cause of your death… a cute cartoon kitty on an innocent “fizzy pop” can.
It’ll be called “Goodbye Kitty”
Out of date just means more energy! It’s fine! Trust me, you’re a doctor.
he's a doctor of Psychology, which is ironic because I genuinely believe he needs his head checked.
And a pirate captain, never forget that.
Thanks doctor Nick!
You're a doctor, Stuart. Deal with it.
9:31 I work on a mini golf course and I can confirm that that drink looks EXACTLY like the dyed water we use - albeit with less algae covered slush puppie cups and other unspeakable horrors in it
Sneaky Bloodborne Hunter in the window there.
Ever vigilant...
Ever watchful...
Ever at the waiting for the coming nightmares...
Fear the old energy drinks. By the gods, fear them Lawrence.
I have the same figma, hunters are everywhere
Biggest issue I had with it, they listed the pistol as the blunderbuss
fear the nightmares that are HELLO KITTY!
Oh, Good Hunter, may you find your worth in the waking world...
How many times has Stuart compared something to the contents of a catheter bag?
Patty Wagon
Who knows.
Patty Wagon he’s had many a catheter bag
Pfffft at least once I know that
@@kaistzar2831 a 70s prog rock band, to be specific.
Or done the Homer Simpson "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (item nammmmmme)" Oddly absent here.
Anyone remember the Sodastream video that the two did together years ago?
Bentley Walker yes !! Was one drink called " Dr pop or Dr Pete ? Cheap version of Dr peper!
Yup, Doctor Pete. One of my favorite Ashens videos.
I do. All those sodas looked meh
Bentley Walker long have we waited for the sequel
Yeah I've watched that one more than a few times
Funny enough, I recall that "Kickapoo Joy Juice" is a reference to the very old American comic strip Lil' Abner. American soldiers appropriated the name during WWII to describe the stuff some of them were producing in their jury-rigged stills.
May very well have. I'm 56 and have lived most of my life in the Central Ohio area, but I've never seen that drink here. Lawsons and 7-11 stores used to be all over the Central Ohio area (in fact there used to be one just a few blocks up the street where I live) but they've been gone from this area for years. That particular Lawsons is now a small grocery store with the same design as the old Lawsons :)
sixtopian It's still fairly common in the US Midwest, at least. Sold in glass bottles and bottled in the US.
sixtopian You're exactly right. The drink seems to have become particularly popular in Asian markets. Slightly off-topic: I remember Mega64 used to be sponsored by Kickapoo but seemingly stopped a while ago, not entirely sure when.
Same characters they used to promote Mountain Dew back in the dawn of time.
NOW THIS IS THE ASHENS THAT I SUBSCRIBED TO
. years been It's
The sonic and pac man drinks were sold at Hot Topic for years
And Five Below. They used to have like 50 cans on the shelf of pac man drink back in 2015
Thank you Father Stewart
Stuart, actually.
@@B_Skizzle I'm not an Ashens connoisseur, sorry that I don't know the exact spelling of a name.
The fact that you’ve used the exact same intro for like five years is impressive.
Cain Lightning broe, more like 10 years!!
If it ain't broken, don't fix it.
Wow, looks like i need to backtrack a bit.
Hello!
A great example of if ain't broke, don't fix it.
I wonder if the people who sent these still watch ashens
gferrol118 I sent him the Kickapoo! Still watching!
Purmp McFlurtin, holy shit magoli! You must be absolutely thrilled!
Everyone still watches Ashens.
@@purmpmcflurtin473 kickapoo is like my favorite soft drink 😂
Cousin Dan, Ashens and outdated energy drinks...what a splendid combination! :D
Fettige Finger that's the joke! If you watch their Barshens Channel, his 'nickname' is Cousin Dan
I remember seeing these in a bargain store in America called Five Below like 5 years ago.
Zanthosus Likewise!
Well, actually, this was like 8 months ago for me.
Zanthosus still have them lol
Zanthosus I'd pick them up just to collect. Someone somewhere wants that Hello Kitty one, you mark my words.
Zanthosus they are still there!
I like the hoonter keeping vigil in the background. A man of taste you are, Stuart
This is grossly incomplete without BRAWNDO the thirst mutilator! It has electrolytes, which plants crave.
The Harry Channel Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
not only plants, the reason you can die by actually drinking too much water is that the amount of electrolytes in your body will get diluted to the point there's not enough of them anymore.
That combination energy drink at the end is by far the worst-looking thing Ashens has ever put on screen. It's somehow worse than the Century Egg and ancient olives.
worst than whole chicken in a can?
The Bean no sir, nothing looks worse than the chicken in a can.
Now he needs to mash up the century egg, the olives and the chicken and stir it in.
I wonder if Ashen knows about canned duck. I actually ate them and it's made by a Chinese or Taiwanese company.
Whole chicken in a can is the worst thing on youtube.
Most energy drinks are bad even when they are in date, so these must have been just beautifully delicious
Wieselkatze I do like the taste Red Bull.
I could bath in the white Monster absolute zero stuff.
michael hall Red Bull tastes very aggresive to me, but to each their own
M T gotta try them :) thx for the input
i only like the energy drink Race. but due to side effects i get from those energy drinks in general (shaky hands 'n shit) i don't drink any of them anymore.
13/07
Yes.. that can was produced on the 13th month of 2007..
Eu people read the date different
Lousy smarch weather
Rob Spagrenetti More like Americans do. Day/Month/Year is by far the most common date format.
13th week surely?
The format is usually WWYY so 13th week of 07 is plausible
Greater Yarmouth? Hunter in the background? Drinking strange, foul-tasting substances for hightened & increased vitality...?
Oh dear.
😐
Eh that describes more than one holiday.
Oh good hunter...
That hunter in the background gained so much insight from watching these two men self flagellate by way of energy drink.
It's strange not seeing the brown sofa
Not just strange, viscerally upsetting.
after the "incident" with eli, the sofa had to be deep cleaned ;)
@@MrScotttraynor "Incident"? What have I missed?
Scott Traynor Please explain the incident.
"Its a joke son".. ;)
Kickapoo Joy Juice was a soda that came out in the mid '60s in the US and it's named after newspaper cartoon character Lil Abner's favorite drink. It was meant to be a Mountain Dew competitor/ripoff.
"Out-of-date" is not the proper term. Should be "vintage".
The original champagne glass is nothing like the modern flute btw guys... look it up that’s why everybody is confused by the anecdote about Antonette
The glass usually attributed to Marie-Antoinette"s anatomy is the champagne coupe. Seems to be an older design so not true, though she did have bowls to drink milk from that *were* modelled from her breast...
Colin Speirs That's what I came down to the depths of the TH-cam comment to to say :D. The myth is the champagne coupe is modeled on Antoinette's breasts but it predates Antoinette herself by about 100 years, if I remember correctly. Also it's from England originally.
EDIT: Done a quick wiki check on my info and it seems I'm right "...the glass was designed in England over a century earlier especially for sparkling wine and champagne in 1663."
Josh Giles so youre saying *she* was modelled after the glass?
Originally champagne glasses were coups.
Coupes are just completely different cups and are used mostly for cocktails
When you wake up for a midnight snack to find Stewart Ashen wishes to keep you from going back to sleep.
Or Slepp? *SACRIFICE YOUR BONES* 🦴
"It smells like cleaning product." It's an energy drink, there's no telling what it was like new.
4:12 Kickapoo Joy Juice is a really common soda here in the Midwest US! Not really an energy drink, it's comparable to like mountain dew or something.
Also, in the US they come in glass bottles and are bottled here. I guess that Malaysian company had it licensed to them.
Sam T I’m in California and I can get it i’m glass but I didn’t know they put it in cans or it was international .
Very strage. I've only known Kickapoo as a native american tribe from south Texas
Where in the Midwest, I've never seen it once in Missouri. If they had it here they'd probably rename it to "Sioux Joy Juice".
Funnily enough Mountain Dew here (England, also home of Stuart) is branded an energy drink too. I'm fairly certain it's because of differing laws, probably because MD is so sugary it had to be rebranded as an energy drink to get around said laws. Also when I saw Kickapoo I thought it was a Tenacious D reference at first.
MGX93dot more likely the added caffeine, used to be labeled as an energy drink here (Canada) as well until they rebranded the caffeine free variants and just discontinued the caffeinated originals.
as a resident of Great Yarmouth (sadly), can confirm that both the pacman energy drinks and the minigolf lagoons look so similar.
You've done it! You've solved the mystery of what ads pour into tampons to show off their liquid capacity. It's Pac-Man juice.
Kickapoo Joy Juice is originally American, it’s based on the Lil’ Abner comic strip. They still make it here but it’s lacked any character art on the label for a few years (last time I can remember seeing the mascot on the label was 2012-ish)
I was going to mention this! It originated in that strip.
Wish I could have joined ya for this one :^P
WrecklessEating on an Ashens vid!? What is this sorcery!?
WrecklessEating I thought you guys died
I could've swore W.E. had the checc mark, hm. 🤔 welcome home
You would have puked 100%
Mortos DerSoulStealer no just their channel did.
Ah hearing that intro is like the sweet embrace of an old friend.
I still have the sonic one at home collecting dust. I'll send it in 30 years mate.
The latest in energy Drinks: Ashen's "Liquid Death", drink one, and you're done.
Not Ryan, cousin dan
oVGreenFlameVo YOLO wrong ryan, sorry
Ej Ej *THERE IS NO RYAN - ONLY ZOOL!*
Er, Cousin Dan I mean...
I'm serious this is not cousin Dan
@@ejej1187 yes it is, check out Barshens.
Fantastic. You have me watching 2 dude's off screen drinking random(and mostly terrible) old drinks for nearly 20 minutes. And i want more.
Excellent quality as always, gents.
That last one reminds me of the game my friends used to 'play' at the self-serve soda machines. We called them 'suicide machines' when you mixed everything together and start drinking until you wanted to die.
I pondered my own existence when I stared at that Duff can alone on the table.
i thought kickapoo juice was from tenecious d .
That's what I thought too, but was then disappointed that it was'int.
Long a** f****** time ago in a town called Kickapoo...
@@teh_supar_hackr There lived a humble family, religious through and through.
But yea, There was a black sheep and he knew just what to do.
His name was young JB,
And he refused to step in line.
@@NoName-wi2ww
A vision he did see-eth fucking rocking all the time
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
The blue one seemed the most appealing of the lot. Energy drinks in their own right are probably more toxic than alcohol, due to how much sugar is ram-packed into them, but the Pac-Man berry-blue elixir seems like it would be the most appealing.
But at least there was no artificial grape flavoured one. Authentic grape flavour is amazing for soda, but whatever they put in KA Grape is frankly monstrous. I'm not so sure about Bigga Grape either. In fact, rather than pursue fake grape, I'd go for the classic British "purple flavour", the humble blackcurrant.
They have a similar amount of sugar as soda/pop and many juices have more sugar even natural ones.
Energy drinks are fine they are the new thing to be scared about like that devil music rock and roll. Energy drinks are water, carbonation, sugar and caffeine. And coffee has more caffeine, they don't make you hyper or worse for your health than Coke or coffee.
GmodPlusWoW fake grape flavoring is shit
David Pellegrini caffeine isn't good for everyone
Please tell me the brown sofa still exists...
MrMagicMovies He better still have it or I riot.
In picture frames to the best IndieGoGo pledges....
Yeah but he re-skinned it, or how do you call it when you apply new fabric to a sofa. He said that a few video's back, it actually did look better there.
René Didden re upholstered ?
It's considerably less messy to do this on a table.
"It says 13/07. Could this be 11 years out of date?"
No. There is no 13th month.
It's probably Japanese dating. yy/mm/dd
13 = 2013. July 2013.
there’s always the small but distinct possibility that it was 1/3/07, but I definitely agree, 13 should have immediately registered as a year rather than a month
15:10 - That's, actually, quite terrifying. Wow. The only time I've seen something look quite like that, it came from a sump pump.
That Pac-man drink reminds me of the old Blue Raspberryade Panda Pop. I used to like blending that with the Cherryade and getting an awesome purple colour. Nice tasting drink too.
I had one of the hello Kitty drink when it was released - if I recall it was a rather tart cherry flavor - rather decent if I recall (if you liked cherry sodas)
These are my favorite series!!
Kickapoo was my childhood drink! It's not marketed as a energy drink, it's just a normal soft drink. it's not as popular as it used to be ever since more commercial drinks came into the market.
When I went to Cyprus a few years ago, I bought a Monster energy drink, now these have a shelf life of about 2 years. I opened it and took a sip and it tasted a bit weirder than they normally do. I look at the expiration date and it was 6 months out of date. It must have been sat on that shelf for 2 and a half years
Every single day, millions of (or just one, actually) TH-camrs have to survive by eating expired or extremely cheap microwave food. With just 1 pound, you can help us bring more crap food for their suffering and our amusement.
You know an energy drink is fizzy when you can very clearly hear it in your headphones.
Nice seeing Cousin Dan in another video, hi if you ever read this Ryan x
Yifferson XD he's on Barshens quite often.
IanC14, that's where I'm most familiar with him, I just wish they'd do more videos together on this channel
They have a good synergy
Seventeen minutes and fifty seconds of pure ashens no ads, *ouu what a night*
My god! Out of date food products?? Have I travelled back in time?? :O
twocvbloke No, that'd make them not out of date
Forwards*
No, I'm pretty sure he did nasty food videos in the past, so would have to travel backwards through time to get a freshly uploaded video on out-of-date dodgy foodstuffs, after all, the future has not been written yet... :P
The Bloodborne Hunter injects himself with tainted blood, but I don't think even he would put this stuff in his body.
Why would you sip the 11year Off one? Are you okay, Stuart?
Bryce Mckenzie It is only natural.
Have you watched any of his videos? Lol
After that piece of nearly 40 year old wedding cake, This is hardly an issue.
Magnat Cleo He didn't actually eat it, though.
He has eaten things that are way older than that... But if they seem to have gone off, or legitimately moldy, he doesn't try it.
Irn Bru and lots of fizzy drinks in the UK have changed recipe due to the recently introduced tax designed to reduce sugar content. Lucozade used to have the slogan 'Powered by Glucose'. It is powered by artificial sweeteners with a bit of glucose now.
Wow, that concoction at the end look like either "Swamp Thing's" urine or Toxic Waste. LOL
Fun video guys.
New Irn Bru has that really grim twinge of aspartame at the back of it.
*sees new upload from Ashens*
Me: Woah! Now upload?! This one-
*sees it’s about out of date food*
Me: Even better! We all missed these!
Slowly everbody from Barshens shows up. I am totally ok with that.
Can't wait for Eli to make an appearance
I miss barshens
Uploaded 9 seconds ago , 1 view, no comments. Have I ascended?
HK the Journalist no.
If it already had 1 view that means you were too slow.
“Getting hints of... death?! ...well, I’m gonna try it..!” lol
love that bloodborne figure
I still have that Sonic energy drink even today. It has gathered much more dust since previously. Happy to send it on, if you want a little nostalgic hit of something awful XD
It's always a little alarming to be drinking an energy drink from a can, not knowing the color vs pouring it into a cup and figureing out you've been drinking what looks to be drain cleaner, but back when I used to drink cheap gas station energy drinks I swear I got one that looked about the same to the bog water one they had at the end.
As some have mentioned "Kickapoo", at least the name and characters, originated in Al Capp's famous "Li'l Abner" comic strip.
Stay safe ashens
Oh man this is hilarious. How this man didn't die from some horrible sickness over the years never ceases to amaze me. One time I almost overdosed on caffeine in a library.
Also, on an unrelated note, I'd like some Duff beer.
Uncle and nephew action time
The duff can production code is 31415 so it was canned on Nov. 11 2015. It's expiration date is 6 months to 2 years later depending on the type of sweetener used.
Is that Cousin Dan? :o
LonelyZeno yes
...thank you for the Lucozade plug....I'm a fan since me dad introduced us...and I'm Canadian....and due to "importation" laws....I'm not allowed to drink it another day....since two-thousand and something....bugger!...it is truly very good for you....
Insomniacs, rejoice!
*tired cheering*
I never knew Kickapoo Joy Juice was real. I just know it from Li'l Abner, the comic strip, where it's supposed to be very strong liquor.
As if its 20 to 3 right now i need to go to sleep but i just cba
Ah I remember these cans. I use to collect energy drink cans when I was a teenager.
Either there's a weird spacial anomaly in that room, or the audio channels have been swapped, 'cause my eyes tell me Ryan's on the right, but my ears disagree.
I did not notice this until right now and this is not the first time I watched this. And now I'm upset.
Yeah, an old school Ashens video! Nice to see one of these.
9:09 Wait a second, I remember these being red!
See the ingredients at 8:08
Seems like they made different colored batches.
The Bloodborne Hunter in the back is just shaking his head at all this.
Kickapoo JoyJuice is still sold in my area (northern Kentucky), it's damm good, and we have two flavors. One's the same as it is in the video, the other is a fruit punch sorta thing.
I mean obviously not if they're selling it in Malasia
Yo, NKY represent!
"Joy Juice" sounds like a euphemism.
Is Ryan replacing Dan? Is Plinketto replacing BotW??
DeadwingDork is the table replacing the sofa?
Is this replacing Binding of Isaac?
Nothing beats the feeling of watching an Ashen's expired food video while eating expired food
Fun fact, ashens lives near me, near a small Tesco’s and a big Tesco’s, down the road from a police station in a place called sprowston, I saw him once when I had my old corsa and screamed at him
With that kind of behaviour he probably doesn't live there anymore. Anyway are you sure it wasn't simon peg?
Sun Wukong I dunno ahaha I was young man
Trailers ‘N’ gameplay how long ago was this? That's fucking awesome
Live round the corner from small Tescos on Wroxham road😂
Trailers ‘N’ gameplay If that is true you are awful person for telling this to the people and you should feel bad. I have heard from lots of TH-camrs that it is highly upsetting when ones personal information and life is exposed. Shame on you.
i love how fancy they speak
this is a flat sofa
"Oh, fucking hell son!" the best phrase I've heard on this channel yet.