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  • @Mentski
    @Mentski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    I still have the Sonic energy drink. It is still sealed and has no discernible best before date.
    I'm not sure if energy drinks can be immortal, but I think it might be immortal.

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Best to keep it locked away for humanity's sake.

    • @ianmclean2894
      @ianmclean2894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Mentski drink it. You'll go fast af.

    • @DASyam-tb7qt
      @DASyam-tb7qt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy Drinks, states that energy drinks cannot be created or destroyed in an isolated system.
      So as long as you don't open the can, it will be immortal.
      Trust me I have a PhD.

    • @Mentski
      @Mentski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I'm considering either sealing it in a cave for eternity, or drinking it to see if I receive the quickening.

    • @ohmanthatguy2443
      @ohmanthatguy2443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sonic is no Mario, proceed with caution.

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    I'm liking the look of this flat, kitchen-based couch of sorts

    • @TheHonestSage
      @TheHonestSage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's surprisingly aesthetically lovely

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like that table cloth I assume its from ikea

    • @wasdf999
      @wasdf999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay? *SNORT*

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      More people need to know about its creation! A kitchen couch for devouring food on...

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GreatSageSunWukong bah ikea bah

  • @jaredbarton6161
    @jaredbarton6161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "I'm getting sort of... diabetic."
    Excellent delivery on a usually-overdone joke.

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "An Excellent Joke Delivery".

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What joke is that?

    • @jaredbarton6161
      @jaredbarton6161 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@samholdsworth420 bro I genuinely have no idea this was 5 years ago

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jaredbarton6161 lmao 🤣

  • @TheloniasBrowntail
    @TheloniasBrowntail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I hear that when Duff goes out of date, they relabel it as Fudd and ship it to Shelbyville.
    Serves them right....

    • @Pau_Pau9
      @Pau_Pau9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, they label it "Puff"
      Make D to P, less effort

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought they took it off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

    • @scarlett5924
      @scarlett5924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thought it became pawtucket

    • @jaimethesnake8063
      @jaimethesnake8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought it became Samuel Jacksons

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd imagine that this beer would be relabled and it would be shipped to New England where it would ultimately end up in The Drunken Clam.

  • @h0lx
    @h0lx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    the pacman one looks like the blue liquid they pour on tampons in commercials

  • @kallum96
    @kallum96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Stuart left Norwich ? Wow the loss of Poundworld really hit him hard.

    • @pickleparty247
      @pickleparty247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      The lesser spotted Ashens is a migratory species, settling only in areas with large concentrations of tat shops and poundlands.

    • @Emira_75
      @Emira_75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Big up Norwich

    • @jaimethesnake8063
      @jaimethesnake8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They refused to build some new roads, they forget traders need access to Dixons

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Norwich CT.?

  • @warrenburger9907
    @warrenburger9907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    There's an energy drink that was created in east TN called Neurofuel that is the absolute best. Every can says "WARNING: May intensify the effects of alcohol and other drugs" which is a sign of a quality product.

    • @Solaceon
      @Solaceon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If anything, that warning makes me want to try it more.

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got me interested, but I can't find any. Shame, honestly.

    • @Diabolicallaughter-
      @Diabolicallaughter- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thar warning is actually printed on each and every energy drink can here in Germany

    • @mckryall
      @mckryall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.

    • @mckryall
      @mckryall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.

  • @notsoalex
    @notsoalex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I wouldn't be surprised if Ashens has an immune system like f***ing Zeus.

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Some say, the only man who can match his immune system is Gordon Ramsey. And he didnt even eat the nasty shit knowingly.

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      On a scale of 1 to 10, with one being barry lewis and 10 being steve1989, I think he's about a 3.

    • @Thekaiserwill
      @Thekaiserwill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’ll be honest mate, I get ill a lot, mainly STDs though... weirdly...

    • @tonyc7879
      @tonyc7879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd tend to disagree, as I distinctly recall him mentioning in numerous videos he's been ill/is just getting over being ill.
      I'm around Ashens age, and I haven't been poorly since my mid 20s, I'm not even registered with a GP. So I'd guess he has a pretty shite immune system if I can remember him mentioning he's been ill many times. Saying that though, when you're eating 25 year old spaghetti hoops and hanging round with Guru Larry that looks absolutely filthy (seriously that man makes me feel ill when he's on screen with his chip fat hair, spots and brown teeth) you'd expect to get ill a lot. I think I'd want a boiling hot shower and a tetanus shot if I ever got within 5 meters of Guru Larry. The man's a proper scruff, I can only imagine his home stinks of deep fryers and cigarettes, with a overflowing cat litter tray a few feet away from where he prepares food.

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      an immune system that fucks everything it sees????

  • @vwestlife
    @vwestlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Anybody else noticed that the left and right audio channels are reversed compared to what's shown in the video?

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      VWestlife I scrolled down to find this comment and upvote it.

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      How did you manage to scroll all the way to reddit?

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      VWestlife put your headphones on the wrong way round, problem solved

    • @123Yellowberry123
      @123Yellowberry123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I was confused about that.

    • @octodionis
      @octodionis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doubtful Guest
      He scrolled so fast he switched websites.

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    *What kind of sofa is that?*

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Simte a flat, hard, table-like couch.

    • @loweryss
      @loweryss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i'm american, "sofa" means little to nothing to me anyway

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Simte a bofa

    • @bills6093
      @bills6093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'm American and have used the word all my life...

    • @shlimothy
      @shlimothy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sofa deez nuts

  • @backyardgaming
    @backyardgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Do you want some out of date Sunset Overdrive? I have one can left :-p

    • @aborted4196
      @aborted4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently he doesn't!

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Apparently he doesn't!

  • @callumcasey9156
    @callumcasey9156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:31 I work on a mini golf course and I can confirm that that drink looks EXACTLY like the dyed water we use - albeit with less algae covered slush puppie cups and other unspeakable horrors in it

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Sneaky Bloodborne Hunter in the window there.
    Ever vigilant...
    Ever watchful...
    Ever at the waiting for the coming nightmares...

    • @Omniprong
      @Omniprong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Fear the old energy drinks. By the gods, fear them Lawrence.

    • @flynnhtt
      @flynnhtt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the same figma, hunters are everywhere

    • @flynnhtt
      @flynnhtt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Biggest issue I had with it, they listed the pistol as the blunderbuss

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      fear the nightmares that are HELLO KITTY!

    • @Zerciee
      @Zerciee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, Good Hunter, may you find your worth in the waking world...

  • @muhammadshafiq661
    @muhammadshafiq661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    NOW THIS IS THE ASHENS THAT I SUBSCRIBED TO

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      . years been It's

  • @argosharru
    @argosharru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    You were supposed to drink the whole Hello Kitty can! Well, there goes another plan to kill Ashens... one day, sofa man, one day

    • @ellaaa1498
      @ellaaa1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine if that was the cause of your death… a cute cartoon kitty on an innocent “fizzy pop” can.

    • @NerdyBoiJay
      @NerdyBoiJay 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’ll be called “Goodbye Kitty”

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Out of date just means more energy! It’s fine! Trust me, you’re a doctor.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he's a doctor of Psychology, which is ironic because I genuinely believe he needs his head checked.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And a pirate captain, never forget that.

    • @lecj07
      @lecj07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks doctor Nick!

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a doctor, Stuart. Deal with it.

  • @PattyWagonYH
    @PattyWagonYH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    How many times has Stuart compared something to the contents of a catheter bag?

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patty Wagon
      Who knows.

    • @mcbrodz1663
      @mcbrodz1663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patty Wagon he’s had many a catheter bag

    • @JMann97
      @JMann97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfffft at least once I know that

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaistzar2831 a 70s prog rock band, to be specific.

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or done the Homer Simpson "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (item nammmmmme)" Oddly absent here.

  • @Wieselkatze
    @Wieselkatze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Most energy drinks are bad even when they are in date, so these must have been just beautifully delicious

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wieselkatze I do like the taste Red Bull.

    • @derpaddy8130
      @derpaddy8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could bath in the white Monster absolute zero stuff.

    • @Wieselkatze
      @Wieselkatze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      michael hall Red Bull tastes very aggresive to me, but to each their own

    • @Wieselkatze
      @Wieselkatze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M T gotta try them :) thx for the input

    • @Daxter250
      @Daxter250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i only like the energy drink Race. but due to side effects i get from those energy drinks in general (shaky hands 'n shit) i don't drink any of them anymore.

  • @theodorerelic2718
    @theodorerelic2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Funny enough, I recall that "Kickapoo Joy Juice" is a reference to the very old American comic strip Lil' Abner. American soldiers appropriated the name during WWII to describe the stuff some of them were producing in their jury-rigged stills.

    • @theodorerelic2718
      @theodorerelic2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May very well have. I'm 56 and have lived most of my life in the Central Ohio area, but I've never seen that drink here. Lawsons and 7-11 stores used to be all over the Central Ohio area (in fact there used to be one just a few blocks up the street where I live) but they've been gone from this area for years. That particular Lawsons is now a small grocery store with the same design as the old Lawsons :)

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sixtopian It's still fairly common in the US Midwest, at least. Sold in glass bottles and bottled in the US.

    • @DrFrohman
      @DrFrohman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sixtopian You're exactly right. The drink seems to have become particularly popular in Asian markets. Slightly off-topic: I remember Mega64 used to be sponsored by Kickapoo but seemingly stopped a while ago, not entirely sure when.

    • @pandaphil
      @pandaphil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same characters they used to promote Mountain Dew back in the dawn of time.

  • @foxy3653
    @foxy3653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thank you Father Stewart

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stuart, actually.

    • @foxy3653
      @foxy3653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@B_Skizzle I'm not an Ashens connoisseur, sorry that I don't know the exact spelling of a name.

  • @cainlightning5966
    @cainlightning5966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The fact that you’ve used the exact same intro for like five years is impressive.

    • @atlasmoon5497
      @atlasmoon5497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cain Lightning broe, more like 10 years!!

    • @aaronwarrior
      @aaronwarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

    • @cainlightning5966
      @cainlightning5966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, looks like i need to backtrack a bit.

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello!

    • @GageFilms
      @GageFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A great example of if ain't broke, don't fix it.

  • @bentleywalker7087
    @bentleywalker7087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Anyone remember the Sodastream video that the two did together years ago?

    • @robertcollins5307
      @robertcollins5307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bentley Walker yes !! Was one drink called " Dr pop or Dr Pete ? Cheap version of Dr peper!

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yup, Doctor Pete. One of my favorite Ashens videos.

    • @PeterGodmez
      @PeterGodmez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do. All those sodas looked meh

    • @Atolm4
      @Atolm4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bentley Walker long have we waited for the sequel

    • @MattDearing
      @MattDearing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I've watched that one more than a few times

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The sonic and pac man drinks were sold at Hot Topic for years

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Five Below. They used to have like 50 cans on the shelf of pac man drink back in 2015

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I wonder if the people who sent these still watch ashens

    • @purmpmcflurtin473
      @purmpmcflurtin473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      gferrol118 I sent him the Kickapoo! Still watching!

    • @ryanmulherin2682
      @ryanmulherin2682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Purmp McFlurtin, holy shit magoli! You must be absolutely thrilled!

    • @mrbrown2186
      @mrbrown2186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone still watches Ashens.

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@purmpmcflurtin473 kickapoo is like my favorite soft drink 😂

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "It smells like cleaning product." It's an energy drink, there's no telling what it was like new.

  • @TheHarryChanne1
    @TheHarryChanne1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is grossly incomplete without BRAWNDO the thirst mutilator! It has electrolytes, which plants crave.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Harry Channel Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    • @BH4x0r
      @BH4x0r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not only plants, the reason you can die by actually drinking too much water is that the amount of electrolytes in your body will get diluted to the point there's not enough of them anymore.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Cousin Dan, Ashens and outdated energy drinks...what a splendid combination! :D

    • @TBSYR
      @TBSYR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fettige Finger that's the joke! If you watch their Barshens Channel, his 'nickname' is Cousin Dan

  • @Zanthosus
    @Zanthosus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I remember seeing these in a bargain store in America called Five Below like 5 years ago.

    • @Patrick-bn5rp
      @Patrick-bn5rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zanthosus Likewise!

    • @Patrick-bn5rp
      @Patrick-bn5rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, actually, this was like 8 months ago for me.

    • @daisuke6467
      @daisuke6467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zanthosus still have them lol

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zanthosus I'd pick them up just to collect. Someone somewhere wants that Hello Kitty one, you mark my words.

    • @kristydee4998
      @kristydee4998 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zanthosus they are still there!

  • @RegalZephyr
    @RegalZephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That hunter in the background gained so much insight from watching these two men self flagellate by way of energy drink.

  • @trevorgonzalez2616
    @trevorgonzalez2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the hoonter keeping vigil in the background. A man of taste you are, Stuart

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    That combination energy drink at the end is by far the worst-looking thing Ashens has ever put on screen. It's somehow worse than the Century Egg and ancient olives.

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      worst than whole chicken in a can?

    • @jonnyboi9026
      @jonnyboi9026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The Bean no sir, nothing looks worse than the chicken in a can.

    • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
      @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now he needs to mash up the century egg, the olives and the chicken and stir it in.

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if Ashen knows about canned duck. I actually ate them and it's made by a Chinese or Taiwanese company.

    • @theheadshot45
      @theheadshot45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whole chicken in a can is the worst thing on youtube.

  • @skillzguy30
    @skillzguy30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you wake up for a midnight snack to find Stewart Ashen wishes to keep you from going back to sleep.

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Slepp? *SACRIFICE YOUR BONES* 🦴

  • @Maediros1
    @Maediros1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as a resident of Great Yarmouth (sadly), can confirm that both the pacman energy drinks and the minigolf lagoons look so similar.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    It's strange not seeing the brown sofa

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not just strange, viscerally upsetting.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      after the "incident" with eli, the sofa had to be deep cleaned ;)

    • @austinreavis4226
      @austinreavis4226 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrScotttraynor "Incident"? What have I missed?

    • @AestheticFunk
      @AestheticFunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scott Traynor Please explain the incident.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Its a joke son".. ;)

  • @Tofuey
    @Tofuey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah hearing that intro is like the sweet embrace of an old friend.

  • @guyfawkes9951
    @guyfawkes9951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kickapoo Joy Juice was a soda that came out in the mid '60s in the US and it's named after newspaper cartoon character Lil Abner's favorite drink. It was meant to be a Mountain Dew competitor/ripoff.

  • @TheGlitched64Reads2
    @TheGlitched64Reads2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still have the sonic one at home collecting dust. I'll send it in 30 years mate.

  • @PSV1122
    @PSV1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    13/07
    Yes.. that can was produced on the 13th month of 2007..

    • @OF01975
      @OF01975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eu people read the date different

    • @og4407
      @og4407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lousy smarch weather

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rob Spagrenetti More like Americans do. Day/Month/Year is by far the most common date format.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      13th week surely?

    • @derkeksinator17
      @derkeksinator17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The format is usually WWYY so 13th week of 07 is plausible

  • @lucien7045
    @lucien7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love how fancy they speak

  • @marcforrester7738
    @marcforrester7738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You've done it! You've solved the mystery of what ads pour into tampons to show off their liquid capacity. It's Pac-Man juice.

  • @Deceptiwolf
    @Deceptiwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The latest in energy Drinks: Ashen's "Liquid Death", drink one, and you're done.

  • @wolflilith5137
    @wolflilith5137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last one reminds me of the game my friends used to 'play' at the self-serve soda machines. We called them 'suicide machines' when you mixed everything together and start drinking until you wanted to die.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The original champagne glass is nothing like the modern flute btw guys... look it up that’s why everybody is confused by the anecdote about Antonette

    • @colinspeirs
      @colinspeirs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The glass usually attributed to Marie-Antoinette"s anatomy is the champagne coupe. Seems to be an older design so not true, though she did have bowls to drink milk from that *were* modelled from her breast...

    • @Josheroo
      @Josheroo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Colin Speirs That's what I came down to the depths of the TH-cam comment to to say :D. The myth is the champagne coupe is modeled on Antoinette's breasts but it predates Antoinette herself by about 100 years, if I remember correctly. Also it's from England originally.
      EDIT: Done a quick wiki check on my info and it seems I'm right "...the glass was designed in England over a century earlier especially for sparkling wine and champagne in 1663."

    • @murderspoon
      @murderspoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josh Giles so youre saying *she* was modelled after the glass?

    • @CS-xo9qs
      @CS-xo9qs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Originally champagne glasses were coups.

    • @johnhoward7069
      @johnhoward7069 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coupes are just completely different cups and are used mostly for cocktails

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Greater Yarmouth? Hunter in the background? Drinking strange, foul-tasting substances for hightened & increased vitality...?
    Oh dear.
    😐

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh that describes more than one holiday.

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh good hunter...

  • @chimpaflimp
    @chimpaflimp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New Irn Bru has that really grim twinge of aspartame at the back of it.

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Out-of-date" is not the proper term. Should be "vintage".

  • @ArtistMarkFlynn
    @ArtistMarkFlynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I pondered my own existence when I stared at that Duff can alone on the table.

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:10 - That's, actually, quite terrifying. Wow. The only time I've seen something look quite like that, it came from a sump pump.

  • @XmuertenegraX
    @XmuertenegraX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Bloodborne Hunter injects himself with tainted blood, but I don't think even he would put this stuff in his body.

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Wish I could have joined ya for this one :^P

    • @wackstickles2
      @wackstickles2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      WrecklessEating on an Ashens vid!? What is this sorcery!?

    • @ianmclean2894
      @ianmclean2894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WrecklessEating I thought you guys died

    • @electthelambda
      @electthelambda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I could've swore W.E. had the checc mark, hm. 🤔 welcome home

    • @rayfrmklz
      @rayfrmklz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You would have puked 100%

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mortos DerSoulStealer no just their channel did.

  • @soulfragrance
    @soulfragrance 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seventeen minutes and fifty seconds of pure ashens no ads, *ouu what a night*

  • @billyblakeley1
    @billyblakeley1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Not Ryan, cousin dan

    • @ejej1187
      @ejej1187 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      oVGreenFlameVo YOLO wrong ryan, sorry

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ej Ej *THERE IS NO RYAN - ONLY ZOOL!*
      Er, Cousin Dan I mean...

    • @ejej1187
      @ejej1187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm serious this is not cousin Dan

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ejej1187 yes it is, check out Barshens.

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know an energy drink is fizzy when you can very clearly hear it in your headphones.

  • @MrMagicMovies
    @MrMagicMovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Please tell me the brown sofa still exists...

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      MrMagicMovies He better still have it or I riot.

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In picture frames to the best IndieGoGo pledges....

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah but he re-skinned it, or how do you call it when you apply new fabric to a sofa. He said that a few video's back, it actually did look better there.

    • @Aehzur
      @Aehzur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      René Didden re upholstered ?

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's considerably less messy to do this on a table.

  • @TwodeeTwodimensional
    @TwodeeTwodimensional 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Slowly everbody from Barshens shows up. I am totally ok with that.

    • @seanm1955
      @seanm1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't wait for Eli to make an appearance

    • @threeglassjars6051
      @threeglassjars6051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss barshens

  • @cathie4763
    @cathie4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice seeing Cousin Dan in another video, hi if you ever read this Ryan x

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yifferson XD he's on Barshens quite often.

    • @cathie4763
      @cathie4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IanC14, that's where I'm most familiar with him, I just wish they'd do more videos together on this channel
      They have a good synergy

  • @SpunkMcKullins
    @SpunkMcKullins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A new house? There had better be a recording room for the old sofa.

  • @MinoTheShow
    @MinoTheShow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kickapoo Joy Juice is originally American, it’s based on the Lil’ Abner comic strip. They still make it here but it’s lacked any character art on the label for a few years (last time I can remember seeing the mascot on the label was 2012-ish)

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to mention this! It originated in that strip.

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Irn Bru and lots of fizzy drinks in the UK have changed recipe due to the recently introduced tax designed to reduce sugar content. Lucozade used to have the slogan 'Powered by Glucose'. It is powered by artificial sweeteners with a bit of glucose now.

  • @C0nnie
    @C0nnie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    love that bloodborne figure

  • @kristydee4998
    @kristydee4998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are my favorite series!!

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My god! Out of date food products?? Have I travelled back in time?? :O

    • @photonicpizza1466
      @photonicpizza1466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      twocvbloke No, that'd make them not out of date

    • @PyroDaveProductions
      @PyroDaveProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forwards*

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, I'm pretty sure he did nasty food videos in the past, so would have to travel backwards through time to get a freshly uploaded video on out-of-date dodgy foodstuffs, after all, the future has not been written yet... :P

  • @swedishZ0mBi3
    @swedishZ0mBi3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah I remember these cans. I use to collect energy drink cans when I was a teenager.

  • @michelleyong2366
    @michelleyong2366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kickapoo was my childhood drink! It's not marketed as a energy drink, it's just a normal soft drink. it's not as popular as it used to be ever since more commercial drinks came into the market.

  • @plonkerboy900
    @plonkerboy900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I went to Cyprus a few years ago, I bought a Monster energy drink, now these have a shelf life of about 2 years. I opened it and took a sip and it tasted a bit weirder than they normally do. I look at the expiration date and it was 6 months out of date. It must have been sat on that shelf for 2 and a half years

  • @sfighter0085
    @sfighter0085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, that concoction at the end look like either "Swamp Thing's" urine or Toxic Waste. LOL
    Fun video guys.

  • @MrSomebodyStrange
    @MrSomebodyStrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:13
    The spirit of dark and lonely water has let himself go since the 70s

  • @pauldavidson8800
    @pauldavidson8800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    i thought kickapoo juice was from tenecious d .

    • @teh_supar_hackr
      @teh_supar_hackr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I thought too, but was then disappointed that it was'int.

    • @TheSMPStudios
      @TheSMPStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Long a** f****** time ago in a town called Kickapoo...

    • @richardgerard1223
      @richardgerard1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@teh_supar_hackr There lived a humble family, religious through and through.

    • @NoName-wi2ww
      @NoName-wi2ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But yea, There was a black sheep and he knew just what to do.
      His name was young JB,
      And he refused to step in line.

    • @francissicnarf9702
      @francissicnarf9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NoName-wi2ww
      A vision he did see-eth fucking rocking all the time
      He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

  • @vjpearce
    @vjpearce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Pac-man drink reminds me of the old Blue Raspberryade Panda Pop. I used to like blending that with the Cherryade and getting an awesome purple colour. Nice tasting drink too.

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "It says 13/07. Could this be 11 years out of date?"
    No. There is no 13th month.
    It's probably Japanese dating. yy/mm/dd
    13 = 2013. July 2013.

    • @michael.d.
      @michael.d. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      there’s always the small but distinct possibility that it was 1/3/07, but I definitely agree, 13 should have immediately registered as a year rather than a month

  • @RihardsCorona
    @RihardsCorona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Getting hints of... death?! ...well, I’m gonna try it..!” lol

  • @starrytwilight9540
    @starrytwilight9540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *sees new upload from Ashens*
    Me: Woah! Now upload?! This one-
    *sees it’s about out of date food*
    Me: Even better! We all missed these!

  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Joy Juice" sounds like a euphemism.

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Every single day, millions of (or just one, actually) TH-camrs have to survive by eating expired or extremely cheap microwave food. With just 1 pound, you can help us bring more crap food for their suffering and our amusement.

  • @kieranbyrne6090
    @kieranbyrne6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Nutritional facts"
    NUTRITIONAL FACTS!
    lololol!

  • @morgan32
    @morgan32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's always a little alarming to be drinking an energy drink from a can, not knowing the color vs pouring it into a cup and figureing out you've been drinking what looks to be drain cleaner, but back when I used to drink cheap gas station energy drinks I swear I got one that looked about the same to the bog water one they had at the end.

  • @joeblevins1061
    @joeblevins1061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never knew Kickapoo Joy Juice was real. I just know it from Li'l Abner, the comic strip, where it's supposed to be very strong liquor.

  • @MareCat31
    @MareCat31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Uncle and nephew action time

  • @nensondubois
    @nensondubois 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh man this is hilarious. How this man didn't die from some horrible sickness over the years never ceases to amaze me. One time I almost overdosed on caffeine in a library.
    Also, on an unrelated note, I'd like some Duff beer.

  • @wizzenberry
    @wizzenberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fun fact, ashens lives near me, near a small Tesco’s and a big Tesco’s, down the road from a police station in a place called sprowston, I saw him once when I had my old corsa and screamed at him

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      With that kind of behaviour he probably doesn't live there anymore. Anyway are you sure it wasn't simon peg?

    • @wizzenberry
      @wizzenberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sun Wukong I dunno ahaha I was young man

    • @tanglelover
      @tanglelover 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trailers ‘N’ gameplay how long ago was this? That's fucking awesome

    • @oppop121
      @oppop121 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Live round the corner from small Tescos on Wroxham road😂

    • @mursukkiii
      @mursukkiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Trailers ‘N’ gameplay If that is true you are awful person for telling this to the people and you should feel bad. I have heard from lots of TH-camrs that it is highly upsetting when ones personal information and life is exposed. Shame on you.

  • @mistdyna
    @mistdyna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Bloodborne Hunter in the back is just shaking his head at all this.

  • @spacemarinebob
    @spacemarinebob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had one of the hello Kitty drink when it was released - if I recall it was a rather tart cherry flavor - rather decent if I recall (if you liked cherry sodas)

  • @ChristopherSobieniak
    @ChristopherSobieniak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As some have mentioned "Kickapoo", at least the name and characters, originated in Al Capp's famous "Li'l Abner" comic strip.

  • @startedtech
    @startedtech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    4:12 Kickapoo Joy Juice is a really common soda here in the Midwest US! Not really an energy drink, it's comparable to like mountain dew or something.
    Also, in the US they come in glass bottles and are bottled here. I guess that Malaysian company had it licensed to them.

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam T I’m in California and I can get it i’m glass but I didn’t know they put it in cans or it was international .

    • @josephmoore1942
      @josephmoore1942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very strage. I've only known Kickapoo as a native american tribe from south Texas

    • @salmahyenasashimicheetah6888
      @salmahyenasashimicheetah6888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where in the Midwest, I've never seen it once in Missouri. If they had it here they'd probably rename it to "Sioux Joy Juice".

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Funnily enough Mountain Dew here (England, also home of Stuart) is branded an energy drink too. I'm fairly certain it's because of differing laws, probably because MD is so sugary it had to be rebranded as an energy drink to get around said laws. Also when I saw Kickapoo I thought it was a Tenacious D reference at first.

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MGX93dot more likely the added caffeine, used to be labeled as an energy drink here (Canada) as well until they rebranded the caffeine free variants and just discontinued the caffeinated originals.

  • @charlesdegaulle7558
    @charlesdegaulle7558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"dehydrated weewee"*
    Thank you Ryan

  • @Erykthebat
    @Erykthebat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    50 percent bog water 50 percent chocolate syrup is the recipe for Guinness

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The blue one seemed the most appealing of the lot. Energy drinks in their own right are probably more toxic than alcohol, due to how much sugar is ram-packed into them, but the Pac-Man berry-blue elixir seems like it would be the most appealing.
    But at least there was no artificial grape flavoured one. Authentic grape flavour is amazing for soda, but whatever they put in KA Grape is frankly monstrous. I'm not so sure about Bigga Grape either. In fact, rather than pursue fake grape, I'd go for the classic British "purple flavour", the humble blackcurrant.

    • @kommodore6691
      @kommodore6691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They have a similar amount of sugar as soda/pop and many juices have more sugar even natural ones.
      Energy drinks are fine they are the new thing to be scared about like that devil music rock and roll. Energy drinks are water, carbonation, sugar and caffeine. And coffee has more caffeine, they don't make you hyper or worse for your health than Coke or coffee.

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GmodPlusWoW fake grape flavoring is shit

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Pellegrini caffeine isn't good for everyone

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams9566 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic. You have me watching 2 dude's off screen drinking random(and mostly terrible) old drinks for nearly 20 minutes. And i want more.
    Excellent quality as always, gents.

  • @Feckwidget
    @Feckwidget 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Haven’t seen those glasses since the great soda stream poisoning of 2017

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually I think the video you are referring to is from 2018

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryandevan2793 I'm only now catching up on 'recent' ashens content, what's this referring to?

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Feckwidget what's ur pfp

  • @BradoldINC
    @BradoldINC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Insomniacs, rejoice!

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Bath bomb in a glass" makes liquid, pink soap sound far too elegant.

  • @TheOkamiT
    @TheOkamiT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me, I've got maybe two cans of Napoleon Dynamite energy drink somewhere around here I never drank.

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Stay safe ashens

  • @getbackinthekitchen878
    @getbackinthekitchen878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a simple guy: I see a new ashens video, I click on it.

  • @imaplateoftoast
    @imaplateoftoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Uploaded 9 seconds ago , 1 view, no comments. Have I ascended?

  • @kamchatka1528
    @kamchatka1528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The greatest crossover of all time

  • @TheGamingMuso
    @TheGamingMuso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hear that an out of date energy drink allows you to see through time 🤔

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can use them to jump start a guild navigator if there is no spice available. Handy for a little interplanetary hop.

    • @TheGamingMuso
      @TheGamingMuso 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob Fraser still have to put up with those damn worms though!

  • @dimscrawl4910
    @dimscrawl4910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hello Ryan!"
    >He knows my name.....

  • @lookwhatudid5095
    @lookwhatudid5095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    its GWEEN!

  • @ExplosiveAction
    @ExplosiveAction 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh, fucking hell son!" the best phrase I've heard on this channel yet.