Stereo Madness Isn't Sightreadable [April Fools]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 มี.ค. 2024
- Have you ever wondered if the first level of Geometry Dash is actually good? In this video, we explore how a new player will likely experience it, and the challenges they might face.
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If you're reading this, the cereal was gross - เกม
maybe the real game design was the friends we made along the way
I love gd cologne
too cheesy
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Imagine if robtop commented "agreed." and then replaced stereo madness With bloodBath
sounds like something robtop would do
😂
or "agreed."
>deletes geometry dash
Biggest plot twist of all time
it’s april fools sooo
11:03 you jump up these pillars. fall down these half slabs. and theres a short spider par-
Man We Got Dash Spidered
Dash spider in stereo madness is crazy. wait until 2.3 it will happen
Truly a
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i forgot this was an april fools video, and when he said "then theres this spider part which is not that bad" i was like "wait they added that? WAIT-"
the decoration is just so empty by todays standards, idk why its still rated 🙁
thats minimalism to express the emptiness the creator felt when creating the level, specifically the emptiness in his 2013 wallet, you dont get modern art
@randomannoyance exactly, this guy just doesn't get, stereo madness would go for 6969 billion if rob were to sell it.
levelution went way too far with this one
It’s just that stereo madness is *a little mediocre, no offense*
(Did you get the reference, don’t worry it’s kinda hard.)
@@falaplays814E
This video is like when you have to do an essay with a minimum number of words so you start breaking down every unimportant detail.
real
underrated
yeah im thinking that as well
So true !
yea most of it is just common sense
11:13 Boring and generic hell style
I love the different direction that was taken this year! Honestly this has got to be the best of your April Fools videos by far. The jokes just kept getting better and better. I can't stop thinking about that part where you were talking about how the sides of the spikes looking like slopes, and that the sharp tip should be what kills you, AND THEN SHOWING IT'S HITBOX!! Just overanalyzing the first spike for a solid 3 minutes just made me laugh uncontrollably in my head. So many unexpected jokes, it was too much, and it was perfect.
I also like the whole "It's not like the menu tells you how high you jump or anything"
@@denisekyles4299 yeah especially since thefes icon jumping in the menu
14:17 bro really turned into a game critic/reviewer
That's avarge for him lol
he also turned into a game designer
Stereo Madness is so unsightreadable for New players smh
fr
stereo madness 3rd coin jumpscare real
Yeh fr
yeah when I first got GD, I struggled on stereo madness. now I can beat it no problem though
Ikr
I love how it starts okay and then slowly dissolves into madness
STEREO madness?
@@terminal_2495OHHHHHH
@@terminal_2495 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@terminal_2495 Now suddenly everything is makes sense
Guys, temporarily dislike every comment that states its an april fools video. I had my experience ruined by looking through the comments too early 😭
11:11 “There’s a short spider part but it’s not that bad”
3:38 "its not like it tells you on the menu or anything..."
Icons: "hello?"
"Theres a short spider part thats not that bad"
That got me so hard
ayo pauze 🤨📸📸
at 11:13 ? Right
It got you so hard 💀💀💀
11:10 got me laughing so hard!!
Like a damn semi truck
It’s been a couple of months and Colon already broke his rule of “nice vibes only”
~ i love this date ~
Addictions be like:
I love my semiyearly Colon Yap session
It’s an April fool fool
its april fools bro
3:37 "Its not like it tells you that n the menue screen or anything"
*Icon proceeds to jump*
The cuphead ign “video game reporter thing” is actually so funny
“That is NOT a cactus.” Was the funniest part of the video for me.
ohio
Skibidi Gyatt?
both of you: please get off the internet (not you, commenter, you're cool)
It's a bird! It's a plane!
@@TheGayLiberalAgenda thats not very sigma rizzler of you😡😡😡
Funny about the start is.
My friend died 10 times in first spike when she got my cellphone to play
this only made her more hooked to try again.
That's very good game design.
False: females do not play geometry dash
@@Alexthegreater808paqoe:
@@Alexthegreater808 juniper
@@YourAverageMango it’s a joke ofc some women play gd 😭😭😭
@@user-hw3ey9ez7j it’s a joke 😭😭😭
"WHY are there no checkpoints here? its ridicilous!"
meanwhile practice mode..
game recommended for new players
the little spider part was perfect
its impressive how colon got a fully fledged game journalist to write the script👏👏👏
agreed
yeaysysyeyysywyeyes
The yellow icon messed with their pathfinding
I like how casually he says "There's a short spider part, but it's not that bad" at 11:08. Truly a dash of all time
Got me so hard
definitely real in stereo madness
@darkness17239 okaaaay? And?
You don't need to say that, everyone who plays gd knows that, and that's basically all Gd Colonge's fans...
@@cupdarkness17239except the boomlings fans
@@theresabrunskill7097 IT'S REAL!?!?!?
Bruh It's fake dum-dum.
Important timestamps:
Start 0:00
End 18:11
You're welcome
11:08 the short spider part
16:00 Bro is a cereal killer 😂
Facebook mom humor
16:43 “Yes, yes it does. Which is why today’s video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!”
LOL COLOGNE APPROVED
missed opportunity
@@CrystalKyryn could not agree more
real@@CrystalKyryn
he could have made like 1300$
Hi gd colen
The short spider part caught me so off guard 😭
When is The Best Geometry Dash Moments of 4096
WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU
b-but youre a m-minecraft youtuber-
Minecraft and geometry dash :O
you play geometry dash?
april fools day is like christmas morning for colon viewers and i love it
The way you pored then mixed the IGN with the troll juice, mmmmm , delicious.
This so-called “easy” rated level is too hard! That 22% staircase is a HUGE choking point. The coins? Terrible.
Ikr, unbalanced everywhere
@@GPR_GDfor new players of course
dont even get me STARTED on those triple spikes. Extreme demon skill level wth are you THINKING robtop
@@onyotubero 2 star levels had some skill in them tbh
My friend beat the level in 30 attempts
He only knew about geometry dash when I told him about it
April fools dum dum it took 140 attemps
I love how this guy actually set an ENTIRE countdown for an entire stereo madness review. The state of this world has become more and more vulnerable
Lol
countdown is automatic when you do a premiere
its april fools
Your the one giving money to this guy
ik and i dont regert it@@reaver9394
i love how hes contradicting everything hes saying that was positive about the level
Imo, the 150th secret coin april fools video, will by far still be your BEST april fools video
14:20 bruh i was not expecting a game journalist reference.
Same bro
i was hoping for it to happen when i saw cuphead😭
Saw someone do it with little nightmares 2, complaining about how 'the controls are imprecise'
I was so happy when i realized lol
@@M87lol man, I remember when I got my first 3D platformer, I had zero experience with 3D games and no one to ask, so I remapped controls to arrows, and abilities, to buttons like End, Page Up etc bc that was easier to memorize than letters🤦♂️
Then, the sequel forced me to choose a preset, I decided WASD is fine
That was 10 years ago
The developer of the game should really think of new players more. Have you seen the next level? It’s got these weird bumper things that launch you so, SO high up in the air. And what about the part in Staring Craziness or whatever it’s called where you have to go through this random rocket portal and play an incredibly difficult part for this yellow coin thingy that does NOTHING.
And then right after they show that you _should_ hit the yellow bumpers, then it _trolls_ you by killing you if you hit them! Like, make up your mind, game! It’s so unfair to switch it up like that!
Maybe the real food was the friends we made along the way.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Him complaining about if you do you go ALL THE WAY back to the start” me: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THIS THING CALLED PRACTICE MODE
6:57 the half slabs are like the blocks in mario where you can jump through them from the bottom and then land on the top, you just immediately hit the spikes once through
14:52 holy frick its generation retro
Lol
Robtop needs to add more jump indicators to his levels! 😔
He won't
WE. NEED. MORE. INDICATORS!
fr
even though there are no orbs, we need jump indicaters on the orbs.
@@GigaChadMain69420 he doesn't want to, but he NEEDS to.
Colon reviewing these with an IQ of 1 is actually hilarious. Best april fools video :)
Ngl all the hard parts make you grow more. And in my perspective any platform i see i think i can stand on
We went from geometry dash, to the back of a lucky charms box. Truly one of the videos of all time.
Fr
That box costed be $4.49 CAD making this my highest budget video in a while
Cereal tastes like styrofoam too
thats why captaincrunch is better @GDColon
all cereal in canada tastes terrible and its so expensive (we also don't have captain crunch)
all canadians can agree with this
It's unbelievable how easy the spider part is. It gives you a new gamemode which is super easy to figure out thanks to the great introduction to it, and it shows entirely new mechanics! It's my personal favorite part of stereo madness 😀
copy and paste bot stole your comment
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 bruh really
The spider part is my favorite game mode.
Yeah I like how sight-readable it is
1:14 *SiKKy has left the chat*
this video was a perfect chance to just list every object in each gridspace
The 35% straight fly is TOO DANG HARD! Can't believe Robtop did this for the first level in the game!
How are the 8hz players supossed to pass that! You can see it from the very start of the game, robtop clearly has no support to graphic calculator players. How horrible.
@@FCMasloPL why did u pick 8 not 3 that doesnt make sense
I love how, even though this video is very much ironic and an April Fool's day video, it takes itself fully seriously
Update: i didn't watch the whole video before commenting 💀
wdym bro today is crecember 65
It definitely helps to 'fool' you into thinking this is an actual level analysis, and not just a joke.
it took me far too long to realize
it is not taking itself seriously at all what are you talking about
@@thecontaminatedone6094 the first 6, 7 or so minutes say otherwise.
I like the “it’s not like it tells you in the menu or anything” joke
11:10 "There's a short spider part" Wait a minute THAT'S NOT IN THE ORIGINAL LEVEL
11:11 was by far the most unexpected part of the video i'm crying
its even better he doesn't e en introduce the spider, it's just there
even******* i hate youtube i can't edit my comment
@@adieuingyou can, click the dots
it was probably the most expected thing out of an april fools video. if you've seen gd colon in the past 4 months it'd be obvious
@@adieuing oh ma gawd is that aueding the fe2 guy, remember there's no escape.
3:38. "It's not like it tells you on the menu or anything."
*The cube jumping by:*
I KNOW I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
That's the joke
Joke went over your head
Guys the joke didn’t go over their head they’re just pointing out the joke for other people who missed it
Wow you got the joke!
Thanks for the video Colon
i would honestly love a series where you actually yap about every single robtop level lmao
Game Journalists when there's no yellow arrow telling you specifically what to do;
true
You think a yellow arrow is enough information for them to know how to play the game?
The icon was yellow, messing with their pathfinding
Fr
Frfr
Your delivery is so genuine and real-sounding that if this was my first exposure to GD I would probably somewhat believe you
Hey Colon!
After I stumbled on your channel and got hooked, I played some rhythm doctor the next day (what are the chances)
I wanted to say that I really love the bean jumping minigame, but if I may ask... why? How did you come up with it? XD
It took me a long time to figure out that spider part in Stereo Madness. I don't know if I would describe it as "not that bad"
3:37 "you have no idea how high your jump is, it's not like it tells you on the menu or anything"
as a cube passes by and constantly jumps
that's the joke
j
cant wait to see gd spider jumpscare man talk about the hardest level in gd for 18 minutes!
also new tublar8 video when
@@realmonochrome verifying aeternus while eating waffles coming soon (trust)
hey this isn't Back on Track
Bro forgor the hardest actual level auto play area
fr
Little Timmy is going to make his masterpiece after learning all the very real game design lessons from this video
I love how when cologne rages and gets angry he just turns back into normal mood right after.
12:34 AIN'T NO WAY YOU CALLED IT GEOMETRY TRASH 💀💀 A friend of mine said the same a couple of months ago (He has GD on his Steam wishlist)
Balls
dammmmmmmmm
Geometrical garbage 😢😢
geometry sh*t
1234
you are basically the only reason (and maybe minecraft) why i actually am excited for april fools
Me tooooooo
Frfr
fr
Fr
Prawda masło ;D
The first thing I ever did when I got gd was to go to the last level and get mad because I couldn’t beat it
I have no idea that the spider part is real
12:18 it didn’t say anything about talking about the impossible game in the title, but you talked about it anyway! What kind of person designs a video like this!?
Very unsightreadable video
@@capybara2515haha
😂
lmao i wasnt paying attention when the spider part caught me offguard
$0.023 💀
@@irtizababar3489 sadly argentina economys is rlly bad
@@irtizababar3489 at least he gave something
ikr
Fue buenísimo KSJSAKJS
"and there's a short spider part but it's not that bad"
For the next years' april fools, Robtop should replace the 1st official level to Bloodbath instead of Stereo madness
Hi! As a new player, I was definitely confused by this level. Thank you for making this video, all of this needs to be said. You talked about the confusion of the background turning red near the end, but the back ground color changes TWICE earlier in the level. This game has no mercy.
Same with that damn cheating rocket! It doesnt just appear after the platforms: it EVEN appears on the very end!!!
2:06 Believe me, everyone who played any sort of flash game would know spikes in most games will kill you no matter where you touch it.
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Also Bounce Tales
But there are games where it does *not* work like that
1. Classic Sonic games, touching the spikes sideways is safe
2. Some P2W Russian Transformice clone, reverse side of spikes is safe in it (prob the original game as well)
no durr
3. Celeste
does anyone remember flagman and the dude with a jetpack?
How much was he dying on the inside making this video? I kinda want him to do this with every other robtop level, and even some demonlist ones now. MAKE THIS A SERIES.
"theres a short spider part but it's not that bad"
you have overcame your fear gd colon
I like the fact that it’s an April fools video but also a somewhat serious video at the same time
how is it serious
@@petaltoday it feels like a normal video and also a joke at the same time
@@Trashtatine yeah it’s supposed to seem like a serious video, but none of the points are serious. colon has been very adamant that he likes stereo madness
@@petaltoday that’s the idea, it looks like a normal video but the points aren’t serious
If this video isn’t in the next years gd awards then I don’t know man 😭
This is peak comedy
This is the side of colon that made super gd gem hunt
My 8 year old self absolutely agrees with this. 3 spikes was too much for me.
Can't wait for the 15 hour long video of him talking about the first jump
Third coin perhaps?
i can't wait for an official stereo madness dash jumpscare
fr
Hi
Nice call lol
I mean jumpscare 3 was made the day after the dash video but ok :(
@@DashSpiderJumpscares dash spider jumpscares jumpscare
Good designed games doesn't exist, we only have an angry fox
WHY DID YOU UPLOAD THIS IN APRIL FOOLS?
IT IS NOT A LIE!!1
11:11 "short little spider section"
wowo colonge you didnt complain about this part even it dosent show the controls of this part and is literally unsightreadable
wonderful commentary
that is not even close to the correct timestamp
11:09
😂
sorry I have skill issue💀
@@Mariomarco5 No. Colon has a skill issue. He always yapped about the spider part for not being understandable, but I never died to it.
"oh i get it! Colon's april fools video is a completely normal video, when people expect it to be not normal!"
"...oh"
lol
hello bro
As a new player, I agree that the triple spikes and the spike at the long staircase are a recipe for chokes
“And there’s a spider part but it’s not that bad” mean while it’s from one of the hardest Levels💀
For a second, I thought this was a serious review because of the start, I realized it was an April fools' joke when you complained about the first ship part, which you yourself said is a genius introduction.
thought something was off but i didn’t actually realize today’s date until “don’t portals normally take you places” lmao
I noticed it when he called it the rocket game mode
I found out at 11:10
I noticed it before the premiere started
"Stereo madness too hard" just from the title, I already know what kind of episode this is.. 💀
fr
yeah, unsightreadable, no jump indicators.. lemme buy some popcorn for this
Why is this video so convincing?
The craziest part is that everything he's saying is true, but people playing wouldn't think that way
13:49 "OK- Cuphead!" oh no
This part made me die from laughing 😂
That short little spider section is what the rest of the level for strive for in terms of sight readability
3:37 "It's not like it tells you on the menu"
The cube playing in the background::
that trimming the herbs clip is legendary
Honestly, I'm even surprised he completed Stereo Madness, considering it's a top 1 extreme demon.
Yeah it only got verified a couple of weeks ago (by void)
Wait, do you mean Stereo Extremeness?! That level’s awesome! I've beat it 8 times over!
I got 90%
@@maelavecgg9133 7 year old joke + old + stop it + everyone knows tidal wave is harder
@@Often_Guy r/Woooosh
To be honest, Stereo Madness needs more gamemode variety, like bro, ONLY cube and ship, and ship only gets used twice, and the first ship part barely has anything in it too, so most of it is just cube with only one actual ship part
fr
True
dude, did you seriously forget the short spider part?
Untrue
New players are already introduced to 2 new modes, a third mode would have made the player lost and forget the previous mode
Think about stereo madness is the one that presents the most mode
There's a spider part for half a second so that's something
11:56 BRO WHY WOULD ROBTOP TO THAT?!
when the stereo is madness
never seen more facts
Wth 34 likes
Prepare for the annual peak of GD Colon 🔥
WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED
@@2000SubGoal-Aturlynnot just verified,
A great aviation lego-er!
hello there fellow veteran youtuber, how does it feel to almost see every single thing this site has ever done?
14:24 using one of my favorites out of nowhere is insane
maybe stereo madness is just an undercover extreme demon
I cannot wait for this April fools video, I’ve been anticipating it ever since I knew who Cologne was.
fr
April fools!! 😂🎉
gd bolognese
@@goober130 gd milanese