this is karma for every scout, demo, sniper and other classes who had to go back to resupply immediately after leaving spawn because of the cow mangler charged shot spam.
@@svyatovrat4071 light classes get one-shotted on a direct hit, and since cow manglers are to be shot at choke points and tight angles people dont expect them and get sent back to the respawn
teammates should NOT block projectiles. teammates should NOT block bullets. teammates should STOP dodging my crossbow. teammates should SIT STILL when they need an arrow. teammates should TURN AROUND.
Yeh... best map for this is doublecross, from the window shutting at their entrance. And taunt, its just so beatiful when someone completely eats all my charged one like this. 🎉
I thought the average cow mangler experience was just being normal soldier, occasionally trolling people with right click spam, meeting a singular mini sentry, throwing everything you can at it and still be completely shut down and switching to the direct hit with a vengence and destroying every engineer you find for half an hour. And then you promise to never use the cow mangler again. Rinse and repeat bi-annually.
@@massgunner4152 Are you really suggesting using a shotgun for sentries? Sure its better than the cow mangler, but theres a reason why sentries counter scouts. From having to be close-ish range, to requiring roughly 3-4 shots and bleeding health each time you peek to shoot. Shotgun is way too ineffective at taking out sentries to be viable. Charging up the cow mangler and switching to the shotgun is more viable, but youre making yourself vulnerable by charging the cow mangler up, and if there is anyone else other than 1 engie, youre out of rockets and on a time limit to kill the sentry. Also, personally, I feel that shotgun is a more situational weapon. Your rocket launcher has a large damage output, and the utility that your other slots bring is pretty big too. The shotgun basically is about having more instantaneous and reliable firepower. The conch is sustain and its active is movement speed and healing for everyone, very very strong. Gunboats = mobility which is not only good in combat, but you can get to health sources faster, can take riskier spots and still get out. They all have their uses. Shotgun is not the only, or even most viable sidearm to the cowmangler. Cow mangler is a gimmick weapon, with the pros not really being a pro, and the downsides are incredibly debilitating. Especially since the enemy team basically always has at least 1 engie. Even on attack, half the time they have an engie. Its just a shame that the cowmangler's alt fire is so fun, since minicrits remove damage fall off. So spamming it at a choke sometimes nets you a funny kill.
if only there was a way to launch yourself in the air to make landing shots on bridge easier, and if only there was a alternative firing mode that wasnt slow
Charge shot math: Charge shot initial damage: 122-151 Afterburn damage: 48 (used to be 80) Across the map, you can do up to 170 damage, point blank is 199
This is the opposite for me. You know when the Grinch holds his ear with that shiteating grin waiting to hear the Whos crying in the morning? That’s me waiting for the hitsound across the map
"Babe, stop! Your never gonna get a triple kill with the Mangler! Just think of all the random crockets you could have gotten already with the regular rocket launcher!" "Gotta get those mini-crits, babe... Gotta set people on fire..."
You could just jump on the wall next to you and charge it from there, providing you a good angle (a better one too) and the scout would not block anything instead of complaining, but you do you g
This is also my average experience with the Wrap Assassin. Teammates just magically get drawn to where I'm aiming and block the bauble from hitting its intended target. -_-
tbh its not really that bad, people sleep on it cause its obv not good against buildings, hell it takes 8 shots to kill a lv 1 sentry, but against pushes? this thing gets you dominations
The Cow Mangler isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. It's just less broadly-applicable than stock. But there's absolutely times the CM completely _fucks._
>no target where he's firing >fucks up once >sees scout is still doing his shenanigans >continues firing despite there still being no target and scout still being there >victimizes himself for 'failing' Average tf2 player learning ability
I mean, at that range, what chance does he even have of hitting anyone? Even with another launcher, everyone can see the shots coming from a mile away and can dodge or avoid them. You gotta be closer.
The mangler has a hidden secondary firing mode that can be used with left click, it's the stock rocket launcher except with infinite ammo
If there are no engies on the other team and the sv you're playing has random crits disabled, it's just a straight upgrade.
@@MetalHopperand no kritz medic on ur team right
I still prefer the funny pp gun
no center fire dont care
@@MetalHopper It does reload slightly slower, though. It's not a massive downside, but you definitely feel it in the heat of the moment.
this is karma for every scout, demo, sniper and other classes who had to go back to resupply immediately after leaving spawn because of the cow mangler charged shot spam.
Valid but I'm still mad
Scunts and sneedpers deserve to get one tapped at all times
@@SquiddyGcope
Hold on, i didn’t get it. How’s that related?
@@svyatovrat4071 light classes get one-shotted on a direct hit, and since cow manglers are to be shot at choke points and tight angles people dont expect them and get sent back to the respawn
teammates should NOT block projectiles. teammates should NOT block bullets. teammates should STOP dodging my crossbow. teammates should SIT STILL when they need an arrow. teammates should TURN AROUND.
Inshallah the infidel teammates will be evaporated
Teammates should never exist huh?
you SHOULD cry about it. you WILL mald. you MUST cope. get GOOD
About not moving while getting crossbow i kinda disagree. If you're in safe spot, then yes. But if you're running from enemies, you can't stop.
@@badluck7286 I want this to be an audio.
One must imagine soldier happy
Cow mangler users after shotting their 243294092th charged shot at the same place waiting to hit someone and get a dopamine rush:
Yeh... best map for this is doublecross, from the window shutting at their entrance. And taunt, its just so beatiful when someone completely eats all my charged one like this. 🎉
@@user-ed7of2sv5c bro 💀💀
@@user-ed7of2sv5c buttsauce
I thought the average cow mangler experience was just being normal soldier, occasionally trolling people with right click spam, meeting a singular mini sentry, throwing everything you can at it and still be completely shut down and switching to the direct hit with a vengence and destroying every engineer you find for half an hour. And then you promise to never use the cow mangler again.
Rinse and repeat bi-annually.
That's very specific
Happened to me yesterday.
@@heehoostockdude2338 And very personal.
You know, Soldier has a shotgun for a reason
@@massgunner4152 Are you really suggesting using a shotgun for sentries? Sure its better than the cow mangler, but theres a reason why sentries counter scouts. From having to be close-ish range, to requiring roughly 3-4 shots and bleeding health each time you peek to shoot. Shotgun is way too ineffective at taking out sentries to be viable. Charging up the cow mangler and switching to the shotgun is more viable, but youre making yourself vulnerable by charging the cow mangler up, and if there is anyone else other than 1 engie, youre out of rockets and on a time limit to kill the sentry.
Also, personally, I feel that shotgun is a more situational weapon. Your rocket launcher has a large damage output, and the utility that your other slots bring is pretty big too. The shotgun basically is about having more instantaneous and reliable firepower. The conch is sustain and its active is movement speed and healing for everyone, very very strong. Gunboats = mobility which is not only good in combat, but you can get to health sources faster, can take riskier spots and still get out. They all have their uses. Shotgun is not the only, or even most viable sidearm to the cowmangler.
Cow mangler is a gimmick weapon, with the pros not really being a pro, and the downsides are incredibly debilitating. Especially since the enemy team basically always has at least 1 engie. Even on attack, half the time they have an engie.
Its just a shame that the cowmangler's alt fire is so fun, since minicrits remove damage fall off. So spamming it at a choke sometimes nets you a funny kill.
Tbh, this isn't only a problem with the cm, I lost count of how many times I wasted a rocket because a teamate got in the way.
video is about something else??
@@user-vx2ye7py3g In the video his team mate blocked the beam with their body.
@@user-vx2ye7py3g Not it's not, get your eyes checked
Cow mangler + base jumper + friendly sniper taking out enemy snipers
Raining sci-fi blaster shots from the sky never gets old
Man i remember back in the days when you were literally flying with the mangler cause you were on fire lol
orbital bombardment
This thing is pretty great in 32+ player games because of the scarcity of ammo and the abundance of grouped up enemies.
When the reloading of the cow mangler is longer than your patience
It's the same reloading speed as with any other rocket launcher. Animation just makes you think otherwise.
@@SkyBlitz64you can after all, shoot before the reload animation even finishes.
One must imagine Cow-Mangler soldiers happy
Fun fact: Darwins Danger Shield can actually survive a cow mangler charged shot. It will leave Sniper with exactly 25 health.
Still will need to go retreating to the resupply. Which is functionally like they just went through a respawn. :P
@@Techhunter_Talon That depends entirely on what map you're playing on, and how effective your Medics are.
if only there was a way to launch yourself in the air to make landing shots on bridge easier, and if only there was a alternative firing mode that wasnt slow
you can't charge the mangler and shoot in the air
@@radovanbabjak7903 not if you have the base jumper
@@radovanbabjak7903 you could jump on the wall and charge it from there, providing a good angle where the scout wouldn't be a problem
@@ishitmypantsinacarwheniwas7 BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! Why would use that item when on 2fort? Snipers will just shoot you out of the air.
Charge shot math:
Charge shot initial damage: 122-151
Afterburn damage:
48 (used to be 80)
Across the map, you can do up to 170 damage, point blank is 199
Darwins Danger shield cuts some damage tho. 98 charge shot and 2 afterburn.
Fun Fact: In previous team fortress games, there was no roof on 2fort.
There was a bridge but it had no roof
TF2's very early builds didn't have roofed bridges either, as seen in the 2006 trailer.
GAME PLURAL?
quake fortress had a bridge
both Quake Team Fortress and Team Fortress Classic have bridge on 2fort. Not roofed bridge though
Literally my favorite rocket launcher lmao
He managed to do the wrong team colors for the pictures every time 😂
I wondered how long it would take for someone to say that lol
@@SquiddyG I would've but I hate to be that guy
This is the opposite for me. You know when the Grinch holds his ear with that shiteating grin waiting to hear the Whos crying in the morning? That’s me waiting for the hitsound across the map
one must imagine soldiers with cow mangler happy
Why is this a cow mangler problem?
Doesn't every rocket launcher's rocket gets eaten by your teammates?
No they don't
"Babe, stop! Your never gonna get a triple kill with the Mangler! Just think of all the random crockets you could have gotten already with the regular rocket launcher!"
"Gotta get those mini-crits, babe... Gotta set people on fire..."
One must imagine Soldier rocket jumping
the family guy death pose had me shitting myself
one must imagine mangler happy
One must imagine wrangler user happy.
Heres a reminder that cow mangler charged shot can disable a sentry for 4 seconds
All buildings in fact. Sure it won't do shit to destroy it, but at least you can do something.
@@Master_Brutusif team are around. Or shotgun, except it wouldn't do that much
That scout is a spy
Wow, this launcher is made me happy,peaceful,happiness,cool,beautiful,awesomeness,epically epic,uncrazy,love and amazing 👍
I use Cow Mangler in MVM, Especially when there are Engineer Robot, so i can stun the Sentry and tauntkill it
this thumbnail made me audibly giggle
"blame the player, not the game"
this is the best sisyphus meme I've seen yet
not every scout, but always a scout
Lol, sometimes the charge exploded when hits my teammates, and every other soldier weapon like that. I can even hit myself when it happens😂
This thing was a portable ion cannon when it first came out.
one mush imagine sysipus hitting cow mangler airshots with out missing
My brother in christ, you chose to use a stock rocket launcher that has a charged shot as well. You can just shoot normal shots and see ehat happens.
fr, i love my Strange Cow 5000, but.... this
I swear ive sween "local shower shitter" before
You know what funny cow mangler can't random crit
But bison can
but once you hit that sniper that just got on that balcony it's worth it
one must imagine [Soldier] succesfully hitting a [BIG SHOT]
The launcher was made to annoy blu team when they are on cart.
Mangler pairs well with the batalions due to the 100 dmg minicrit shots that you can spam.
this is why they should remove friendly fire completely from tf2
One must imagine Soldier teleporting bread.
They crank they mangler til they alt.
cow mangler is a great item
AND THEN HE EATS IT AGAIN
This weapons alt fire really is fun to spam
one must imagine squiddy cow mangling
As some one who uses this all the time this is almost relatable
I always hear the song in my head at 3 am...
You could just jump on the wall next to you and charge it from there, providing you a good angle (a better one too) and the scout would not block anything instead of complaining, but you do you g
I can not DESCRIBE HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME
sisyphus moment
Average manglertard crying because they can't stand at the back of the map and spam charge shots at chokepoints.
mangler must be happy
I find the charged blast feature helpful for dealing with sentries
did not expect to hear duster in a tf2 video!
Yeah, I wish that by default all projectiles test whether a hit would be productive, and if not, continue as though it didn't occur.
This is also my average experience with the Wrap Assassin. Teammates just magically get drawn to where I'm aiming and block the bauble from hitting its intended target. -_-
Cow mangler is really good for control, i think, well.. from my experience
this wepon is meta in 100 player servers
also happens with crocket
the weapon should be able to teamkill scouts
Anyone else not give a fuck that a Cow Mangler spammer on 2fort is suffering?
It’s a funny weapon ok?
That's what the unlimited ammo is for, just keep spamming, you have no ammo limit.
WAIT THATS ME, IM LOCAL SHOWER SHITTER
IM LOCAL SHOWER SHITTER. HOW IN THE WORLD
Beggar's bazooka. If its not that you're not playing....or only got stock.
I love the cow mangler, even if it's booty cheeks.
Same lol but you gotta love shit like this
tbh its not really that bad, people sleep on it cause its obv not good against buildings, hell it takes 8 shots to kill a lv 1 sentry, but against pushes? this thing gets you dominations
The Cow Mangler isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. It's just less broadly-applicable than stock. But there's absolutely times the CM completely _fucks._
>no target where he's firing
>fucks up once
>sees scout is still doing his shenanigans
>continues firing despite there still being no target and scout still being there
>victimizes himself for 'failing'
Average tf2 player learning ability
the reason the base jumper should be meta:
fun fact:i use this weapon cause its has infinte ammo
Soldier prime
Reminder that this thing costs 10 dollars in the game store
thank you vlavee, now my teamates can eat my yummy rockets, best change ever i love it so much i love it so m
to people who genuinely spent thousands for a painted version of the cow-mangler, I genuinely feel bad for you.
Why? It's a rare, collectible, glitched item. That's why it's desirable.
@Leeloo_the_fox
Stinky
Make average pomson experience it will be this except much worse
you are in my home page dude
W we love being in the home page
@@SquiddyG LET'S PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2 TOGETHER!!!
I have a item that makes it unusual or something but i have no Mangler
what the hell is with mangler soldiers pretending to be artillery pieces
For some reason I play better using a Cow Mangler than Stock but can't use it cause it does shit to buildings.
LMB:
Skill issue, i run straight onto bridge and charge shot through the missing roof pieces.
TF2 projectiles need re worked
yes
i just votekick the scout at this point
im gonna start noclipping in circles around you
get out of my walls
use it for the infinite ammo not the charged shot
Wan mast imegin sisifus hepi
Skill issue.
I mean, at that range, what chance does he even have of hitting anyone? Even with another launcher, everyone can see the shots coming from a mile away and can dodge or avoid them. You gotta be closer.
I feel you man
Your teammates can block mangler shots?...
noo i cant kill a random sniper across the whole fucking map :(
Pain
why can your own team block your own projectiles
I kinda don't understand why projectiles are stopped by teammates. What's the point?