@Joshua The Perfect Cover some would say. Hiding in plain sight! He's at venues where live music is played under the guise that he reviews music but he's really peddling low grade ecstasy in the corner or bathroom.
When I was 10 years old I fancied myself a film maker. I did the exact same "fake interview" thing. I put on a little kid's tuxedo, sat in front of my Ikea desk, and talked in front of my Dad's SD handicam about the artistic techniques I used to make a stop-motion animation with Lego figurines.
@@madamefeast4824 I don;t think he even knows if he's a troll, I think he's just saying anything and everything to try and be as "interesting" as possible so he can become famous one way or another. tbh he's an irl male ebony darkness dementia raven way
Oh shit this man is smart. He's a SOLO act as in he does the band by himself (solo), he does interviews where he's alone (solo) he makes music that only he will ever listen too (solo) and he even does live shows where he's the only person in the room (solo) and even prints his own CDs where he's the only person who will ever own them (solo). Guy is a genius.
Out of sheer boredom I checked out his website. This dude Threatin is selling women THONGS with his name on it in his merch. Like WTF! This HAS to be a practical joke, right?
Melon’s friend asked him what he was gonna do before he turned on the camera, and he said,”Maybe I’ll score some three pointers, maybe I’ll finish building that new shed I always wanted in my backyard”
Threatin: *Fakes having notoriety in hopes people will wander into his shows and like him* Everyone: *acts completely indifferent because they literally have no idea who he is* Threatin: "Nevermind no haha I tricked you im a metalhead neo bc in fact you are all sheep and part of the illusion because I got like 5 journalists to write about how sad my performance was... Ohh basque in my shamefully transparent attempt at mystique. Yes because I tricked the world by paying for followers. Haha no one showed up at my shows because I am an ultra genius! Hazzah!"
He’s actually my ex-cousin from my moms 2nd marriage. I only met him a handful of times. Needless to say my brother and I were relieved when my mom decided to get a divorce. 😅
It's odd that you compare this guy to Tommy Wiseau, considering his insistence on doing everything makes him come across more like a heavy-metal Neil Breen.
I wish he'd let the video play a little before he starts riffing on it though. It would be way funnier if he just waited to have something to actually make fun of rather than just stopping every 2 seconds
@@billhicks8 yeah but at that point why even show the video? Why not just make a response video where he just talks about it? Because then the viewer has to watch the video and it's still subtracting from the quality because the viewer won't remember every word.
I'm 4 years late to late but, this is basically The Room of metal (like Anthony did say), this guy put the cart before the horse and expected it to take him far, jesus.
@@TruthAndReconciliation some of the clips are disturbing. I mean he and some leftist are arguing with crowd of crowder-supporters around booing on every argument this leftist said.
@@chereshan906 (This is really an addendum, not much of a direct reply to you lol) Here's the shortened "clip" that specifically instilled my hatred for him tbh: th-cam.com/video/GuNg6oNZbmI/w-d-xo.html (the editing is abysmal though and its a bit out of context, the full 1-on-1 confrontation is 18 minutes). I don't even disagree with Crowder on too many issues, but I do find his holier than thou attitude and his conduct to be among the most unproductive and condescending I've seen. I'm pretty sure if Crowder came out and said "We should illegalize buttchugging because that's gay", at least 50% of his audience would agree before he starts his sophism. The "rekt feminist" circlejerk is a really gross vengeful side of this website.
@@TheIntenseLime I genuinely cringe to libertarianism in general. Also when he's losing a debate and starts getting real nervous and saying the other dude speaks in paragraphs like with the socialism one and at Joe Rogans
I am feeling that clock was a time machine and it is taking us to the the early 1970's when Pink Floyd made the movie Live At Pompeii in which they play in front of the empty stadium. This guy is a clown though and volcano could not help him.
I've actually seen this guy live. He used to be in a black/death metal band with his brother called Saetith. They opened for a festival I went to back in 2008. I, and no one else, had any idea who they were, but I must admit that I was quite impressed with their performance. It destroys whatever the hell he is doing musically with Threatin.
*Melon is looking like a Sleazy Polish ecstasy dealer*
@Joshua The Perfect Cover some would say. Hiding in plain sight! He's at venues where live music is played under the guise that he reviews music but he's really peddling low grade ecstasy in the corner or bathroom.
7g6f5e4d3c2b1a I can see it
Ha! Ha! Ha! No, he is not! Melon is too good-looking. Even with the mustache. (I am Polish, btw, so I know my stuff)
Antoni Fantanowski
As a Polish person I can say that he looks a bit Polish here, but I have no idea how our ecstasy dealers look.
“It’s bullshit, I did not fake my tour. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”
how is this not top comment?
Khalil Li I assume most wouldn't get the reference.
Darrylizer1 What a story Mark.
LMDAOOOO
STRONG 9 / NON ARGUEABLE
This is Boyinaband’s new musical project called Boyistheband
Genuinely enjoyed this post, thanks m8
BOOM! 👍
LMAOI
Where is Dave?
Made my day, thanks.
When I was 10 years old I fancied myself a film maker. I did the exact same "fake interview" thing. I put on a little kid's tuxedo, sat in front of my Ikea desk, and talked in front of my Dad's SD handicam about the artistic techniques I used to make a stop-motion animation with Lego figurines.
That's actually adorable
cute
That rocks lol
that's what im saying tho. he just like me fr
I love this 😂
Ya gotta understand Melon, it’s easier to be a musician when you’re your own band, interviewer, and audience
Doughboy underrated comment
How's that quest to get lego star wars on the moist meter going?
@@shrimp1276 keep up the good fight. It's only matter of time.
day 99, I killed charlie
lmao savage
I don’t usually use this insult because I think it’s stupid but this guy is a legitimate poser
He is the only one worthy of calling a poser. Jared obviously.
It's so bad I consider.. were we trolled? .. No he's just that bad?
Legitimate poser is a fun oxymoron and it applies perfectly to discount yms
Brandon Fehrle this Jared’s worse than fogle
@@madamefeast4824 I don;t think he even knows if he's a troll, I think he's just saying anything and everything to try and be as "interesting" as possible so he can become famous one way or another. tbh he's an irl male ebony darkness dementia raven way
Anthony looking absolutely gorgeous in that slav fit
For real right?
TRI POLOSKI
Kanye would be proud
Truly impeccable
Chavs dont even wear those tbh yous are all a bunch of virgins
"Living is Dying."
I hope he didn't cut himself on all of that edge.
Living is dying
And my breakfast is frying
I have entirely given up
I don’t give a single fuck
That's like the pinnacle of edge. It doesn't even make any god damn sense, it's just there to sound HaRdCoRe
Technically he's right
I remember when I was an edgey twelve year old I had a concept for an album called "life is suicide" lol
Right. Threatin' in a universal light. A way. A path. A reason to live.. what a jabroni. Why even exist?!+#+@ haha
WE get it you're jealous of his luscious hair.
Melons have no hair.
BAHAHHAH
I don't know what it is, I always forget that melon is bald.
Tbh...
you can say whatever but fuck he's handsome
edit: of course I don't mean fantano
Oh shit this man is smart. He's a SOLO act as in he does the band by himself (solo), he does interviews where he's alone (solo) he makes music that only he will ever listen too (solo) and he even does live shows where he's the only person in the room (solo) and even prints his own CDs where he's the only person who will ever own them (solo).
Guy is a genius.
He's a black tank top.. musician..?
Sounds like a legend
And just wait 'til you hear how he has sex
yk what he's having fun and i respect that
Produced by Melon
Directed by Melon
Written by Melon
Starring Melon
Featuring Melon
Starring Melon as Melon
Well, he can do different things on different jobs
Who’s the “Music by,” though?
Shredded by melon
Fantano looks like when you select random on GTA 5 character creator
Accurate
Fuck hahah
GTA5..? What about GTAIV; where there's literally these outfits..
@@audiosurfarchive Thought the exact same, he legit looks like Niko of he was American instead of Serbian.
sass mate whats goin on
Jared's set looks like a camgirl's background lmao
Onlyfans? More like NoFans
FelixOrion OnlyFans? He IS his only fan
I listened to some threatin and I'm like 80% certain that the drums are programmed and the bass is done with a guitar.
Hi drummer here!
Yes those drums are 100% programmed
SoundCzech sorry I’m Ignorant but what does “programmed” mean? Like it was a drum machine?
Colton C they use a program to do it, like garage band or ableton!!
Yodelling Llama oh okay
As someone who has recorded a bassline with a pitched down guitar, this is what it sounds like
Slavthony Fantanovsky
Tom McDonald before his breakthrough.
Ya boi looking like a Ukrainian mobster over here
they can't afford real adidas tracksuits
@@maxbites23 blyat?
this didn't age well
@@gcwens why tho
imagine if this all turned out to be just a really complicated and intricate Nathan for You episode
Underrated comment
i wish that show still was goin on
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You didn’t need to Threatin to kill him, Anthony. Too far, dude.
Nice.
Ba dum tssssss
Nice. Got him lol
I legitimately laughed out loud
@Cap Archer Why?
Out of sheer boredom I checked out his website. This dude Threatin is selling women THONGS with his name on it in his merch. Like WTF! This HAS to be a practical joke, right?
Now I need to see a photo of melon squatting
I read that as squirting, thought you should know.
Agreed.
Full body shot without socks
Look up the meme review episode on the Im Gay meme. Your eyes will be graced by the sight of a melon squatting on a swivel chair
Hey everyone. Cheekithany Breekitano here.
Heavy Metal Pyramid Scheme
Somebody record that album
This sounds like the set up to a Nathan for you episode
Your profile picture is a decent 7
@@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929 Wow original, i haven't seen that joke in every fantano comment section i comment in. Epiiiiiiiiiic
Minerguy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Right? Surprised threatin didn't bust out a smoke detector
Honestly, 7:45 - 8:52 is probably the funniest thing you've ever said
The flash of Fred Durst is what solidifies it for me
I agree man, we peaked
Agreed looool
Melon’s friend asked him what he was gonna do before he turned on the camera, and he said,”Maybe I’ll score some three pointers, maybe I’ll finish building that new shed I always wanted in my backyard”
Pft.
Glasses indoor? Must me sunny on planet cool.
Kanyime nah its nighttime. Sunglasses indoors at night is next level cool.
@@TallicaMan1986 "moonglasses" if you will
No but there are studio lights..... You dumb? A light source that isn't the sun!!!!! Scientists hate him OK I'm done now
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.
Threatin: *Fakes having notoriety in hopes people will wander into his shows and like him*
Everyone: *acts completely indifferent because they literally have no idea who he is*
Threatin: "Nevermind no haha I tricked you im a metalhead neo bc in fact you are all sheep and part of the illusion because I got like 5 journalists to write about how sad my performance was... Ohh basque in my shamefully transparent attempt at mystique. Yes because I tricked the world by paying for followers. Haha no one showed up at my shows because I am an ultra genius! Hazzah!"
Have we just met Aizen IRL?
@@ZoanBlade90 He never showed us his Bankai though... Or did he ?
@@barbzblueribbon Where's Ichigo when you need him?
Niko Bellic's son over here
Big American MELONS
*_l e t s g o b o w l i n g_*
NIKO MA CAASIN IS HIR
pHAUCK YOU NIKO
Melon looking like he's gonna sell me some coke in Amsterdam
Not sure if Melon or Andrew Tate
@@brandontadday6288 💀
“He’s like the bizarro version of Adam from YMS. He seems a lot skinnier” LMAO
The tweet at 3:20 makes me think that Jared is the only guy that would say "It's good that I got hit by a car, I wanted to break my legs anyway."
Read the book? READ THE BOOK!? I watch your videos to see what I should think! Not to get recommendations that require me to form my own opinion!
That's the Mark Kozelek effect.
LOWKEY “THE DISASTER ARTIST” BY GREG SESTERO LIT AF
In the audiobook, Greg does all of Tommy's dialogue in an amazing Tommy impression.
Marx debunked books.....
He did say that it was great, and that you'd like it if you're a fan of The Room, so you only half to form like half an opinion
this era fantano was rly something else in the best way possible
8:08
That quick cut to Fred Durst killed me.
Taylor B Ich
When I read this comment my mind pictured Robert Durst and it was a confusing time lol
This man isn’t just a clown.
He truly is the whole circus.
He ran it himself
I don't understand why he wouldn't just reverse the footage of a clock moving, seems easier than manually moving the hands.
7:43 I found the Metallica thing way too funny lmao
The funniest thing melon has ever graced us with, to this day. I laughed for over an hour.
why does he look like a musical Onision
Funny thing, Onision is actually the musical Onision
I'm serious, he's made three or four songs and they're all soul-suckingly, engragingly bad.
@@YoungEldritch Are those songs really considered music though 😔
They're really just spoken word poetry over a default GarageBand track
Ok, now you're too harsh.
If anyone is the musical Onision, that'd be Ian Watkins.
We can blame him for being duplicitous, but let's be real:
It's entirely the venue's fault for being manipulated by this obvious dweeb.
If Threatin plays a song in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does anybody give a shit?
And does the given shit stink?
@@keithprice7119 typical threatin show
It's like a Zen riddle given by Nickelback.
3:43 Missed a HUGE opportunity to say Master of Puppets
He’s actually my ex-cousin from my moms 2nd marriage. I only met him a handful of times. Needless to say my brother and I were relieved when my mom decided to get a divorce. 😅
Your hair makes me sad. Merry Christmas.
Esteban B bruh your name is esteban lmao
@@TheMusicLeak No, my username is Esteban. Your username is senor gooch. Do you have a point?
@@estebanb7166 I'd prefer to be called Senor GOOCH over Esteban any day. Happy Labor Day.
@@jeremyc9593 Your opinion is valued and noted, Jeremy.
He is literally the definition of I’m 14 and this is deep
this is very interesting and weird. please make a vegan skincare video and eyebrow routine. thank you, love you
Has to be a vegan tweezer
Vegan cream
Yes.
Vegan cutthroat razor
I’d rather just have his skin
Watching in 2020, I could've sworn this was like 5 years ago. I had completely forgotten ol' Theratin
“but the second hand is going forwards...
*breathes*
WHYYYYY!!!!???”
"No attention is bad attention"
Except this, this is very bad attention
This video actually cost him 6 million dollars which he raised by importing jackets.
Hahaha, what a story AXioS!
man... I don't even play bass and I can tell that finger is just floppin all over the place like a fish on the boat deck
His music sounds to me like BAD emo, not metal
"metal"
It sounds like shit to me
Yeah, this new Threatin publicity stunt? It's *_NOT GOOD._*
The videos this Threatin guy had up on youtube were hilarious. You could tell he considers himself the greatest musician ever.
"That's a sloppy finger bass"
Melon, let me be your bass pls
Melon looking like a true chav from the streets of every council estate, glad to know the true brits are inspiring you 🙌🏼
New kidz style
This is so mean-spirited. i love it.
:(
He looks like a ContraPoints character
Watched this because I thought Pitbull was in the thumbnail. Disappointed
God bless your heart for this comment xaxaxax
This comment is awesome lmao
Dalé!
@@christopherminutolo9384 Him not working hard? Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak.
Slavthony squatano
I think you secretly own his CD and fall asleep to it every night.
"looking sharp"
proceeds to film himself on a blurry ass webcam
“Maybe we’ll come out of that bitch with a movie” was way funnier than it should have been
11:43 is the reason why I rewatch this till this day
Melon here. Internet’s busiest polish nerd.
It's odd that you compare this guy to Tommy Wiseau, considering his insistence on doing everything makes him come across more like a heavy-metal Neil Breen.
Neil Breen yes!
Breaking: THE MELON COMMENTS ON THE WATERGATE OF MUSIC
I come back to this every time I doubt myself
😂 his confidence is pretty inspiring tbh, he put more effort into faking his career than most bands put into self promotion.
Gopthony niktano
10:30 ahaha, nearly spilled my coffee
Do 'I Hate Mars Bars'.
Good shit
Based and redpilled
Yes
@@novasnotvibing Yes.
@@therealsmalk Yes.
For a metal musician whys his guitar tone sound like the Song 2 riff.
11:45 kills me
Trent Reznor is a real example of how to actually do this in real life
When melon man said "make sure to cut that out" at the end, he wasn't talking about the burp, he said the N word, #bigthinkzone
>more self-serious than YMS
not possible
You liar! You promised that this video would include different melons and you would showcase the different things you could _do_ with them
NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE is ur username an eric andre reference
DRAX...THEM...SLKOUNST
Its you from BLARF!
As a Slav, I'm proud of you.
This needs to become a weekly thing
I wish he'd let the video play a little before he starts riffing on it though. It would be way funnier if he just waited to have something to actually make fun of rather than just stopping every 2 seconds
@@billhicks8 yeah but at that point why even show the video? Why not just make a response video where he just talks about it? Because then the viewer has to watch the video and it's still subtracting from the quality because the viewer won't remember every word.
He's the rock version of Kid Buu 😂
Notification squad bigger than Threatin's fan base
Flying Piranha I mean significantly so
Fuck yeah bois.
This is a nathan for you episode, you’ll get it when it comes out
Anthony threatins ur fav album by giving it a 3/10
That intro is very… well…
*THAT IS THE PLAN* of you…
I honestly died when you said "Maybe we'll come out of that bitch with a movie"
You're alright Melon
The clock face font and the set overall is giving me big joanne fabrics 2012 vibes
Melon out here looking like Freddie Gibbs
In what way
Its uncanny
I'm 4 years late to late but, this is basically The Room of metal (like Anthony did say), this guy put the cart before the horse and expected it to take him far, jesus.
Cringe with Steven Crowder melon
DrZollo Steven Crowder is afraid to debate Sam Seder. Change my mind! 😄
Crowder isn't cringy he's just dumb and pretentious af
@@TruthAndReconciliation some of the clips are disturbing.
I mean he and some leftist are arguing with crowd of crowder-supporters around booing on every argument this leftist said.
@@chereshan906 (This is really an addendum, not much of a direct reply to you lol) Here's the shortened "clip" that specifically instilled my hatred for him tbh: th-cam.com/video/GuNg6oNZbmI/w-d-xo.html (the editing is abysmal though and its a bit out of context, the full 1-on-1 confrontation is 18 minutes). I don't even disagree with Crowder on too many issues, but I do find his holier than thou attitude and his conduct to be among the most unproductive and condescending I've seen. I'm pretty sure if Crowder came out and said "We should illegalize buttchugging because that's gay", at least 50% of his audience would agree before he starts his sophism. The "rekt feminist" circlejerk is a really gross vengeful side of this website.
@@TheIntenseLime I genuinely cringe to libertarianism in general. Also when he's losing a debate and starts getting real nervous and saying the other dude speaks in paragraphs like with the socialism one and at Joe Rogans
I want to see an epic smackdown wrestling battle between Jared Threatin and Jared Leto
I am feeling that clock was a time machine and it is taking us to the the early 1970's when Pink Floyd made the movie Live At Pompeii in which they play in front of the empty stadium. This guy is a clown though and volcano could not help him.
The song sounds like something I would really like when I was 10
the fact that melon made a video about this guy further pushes the "illusion"
fake it until you make it, but don’t fake it instead of making it
I mean, David Byrne interviewed himself
9:37 it looks like the cover art for The Room😂😂
He kinda sounds like Mr. Repzion.
I was thinking the same thing!!!
I've actually seen this guy live. He used to be in a black/death metal band with his brother called Saetith. They opened for a festival I went to back in 2008. I, and no one else, had any idea who they were, but I must admit that I was quite impressed with their performance. It destroys whatever the hell he is doing musically with Threatin.
The kind of guy who would pay someone else to make a reaction video to his music video
Man trying to explain recording an album to the aliens who abducted him.
I like how many different ways he pronounces “Threatin”
The guy just wanted to share to the world he play all the instruments, let him alone
The thing i can't get over after almost two years is that at 10:35 you can see Jered's and on the lower side of the screen