I love how people playground streamers will start off totally appalled by how violent the game is and then end it by smacking a dude into the ground for 13 solid seconds trying to turn him pink to resemble a shrimp
5:09 after some uses of the guillotine, the blade would become too dull for a clean beheading. So some people being executed had to live through 2-3 Hits by it.
you know, I was told that my morbid curiosity was a sign I was a dangerous psycho. but after watching the shit charborg got up to in this video...I think I'm actually a well adjusted individual after all.
(Not) fun fact: There are records of guillotines failing to cut all the way through the neck, sometimes only going halfway through, in which case required help to dislodge, or required help in finishing the job.
Charborg, you forgot a critical part of the trebuchet/catapult: you need to stop the acceleration axis at the fulcrum of force for a correct trajectory. If you look at catapults, they have a blocker at a certain point, forcing them to transfer the launch acceleration to the payload. A trebuchet uses directional forces to propel that even further, but does have a stop like the catapult, but instead requires a unique series of equations to predict the outcome, yet can still absolutely wreck castles with proper knowledge. In this situation, what you need is a stop to transfer the momentum to the head of the arm, where the person sits, so the force propels the person further. One issue this this is that a catapult is either a striking or a lobbing weapon, meaning it can either fire high and with short distance, or is can fire far with low height and high penetrating power. This made it great for sieging walls and, like the warfare of the Black Death, lobbing diseased corpses into enemy keeps, but meant the weapon often needed movement and adjustment any time an advance was made.
What about the human shrimp he made by ripping someone's limbs off and slamming them into the floor over and over for 13 seconds straight without saying a word
Just when I am having a bad day, Char puts up a new video of him viscerally and humorously annihilating digital people in clever Geneva-regulation-disapproved ways. Godspeed, Char. You’re the real hero in all of this. *salutes*
11:03 I never knew I needed the concept of a human shrimp in my life and I still don't think I need it. I really wish I could just remove this memory from my head and never find this video ever again.
The whole "We gotta make him pink like a shrimp" as an excuse for beating a corpse repeatedly into the dirt is an extremely serial killer-esque thing to say.
Charborg, theres this infinite power battery mod I highly recommend you get. Its absolutely hilarious and dumb to use, it literally instantly skeletonizes people!
i KNOW im not the only person begging for him to change the physics settings, i cannot possibly be alone here, the ingame people are “Designed” for 16 iterations per second, doesn’t mean you cant switch it to 127, everything still works, literally just BETTER cause its checking way more often to see if something has moved, 16 times per second it will check if an object has impacted another object, 16 per second, compared to 127 per second, i feel like that on its own explains just how much nicer it gets.
CHECK OUT THE PLUSHIE charborg.gg/
That plushy is terrifying
I wasn't gonna get one, but after seeing that it has a buttcrack, I placed an order for three. Thank you Charborg.
Just got one!!!
no
Ok
4:23 is the moment where charborg shows us his incredible voiceacting skill as he completely inhabits the character of Mokey
OH!
Oh boy
Yep
O-chrgbrg
weeeee splat
It was unsettling seeing him fling a man into the ground over and over again in silence for a solid 13 seconds..
Call me mentally challenged cause i laughed my ass off to that part and only that part.
I give the people an excessive amount of drugs and swing them like hulk to Loki in that one scene for a bit
@@shinycharizard9221 top bad the limbs are gone on the second swing
Time?
@@shontinafarris357 11:03
11:03
I'm just watching in... in horror as Char just brutally flings this man into the dirt
Psychopath behavior.
the silence only being cut by the thumps of the body is what made it for me
Awww look it's a little shrimp
i miss little shrimp
Gotta make him pink
I did not need the concept of human shrimp in my life, Thank you charborg for this horrifying gift.
WHATS THE INTRO SONG
@@topazprism77 idk, it’s great thi
@@topazprism77 pretty sure he made the intro song tbh
“I’m going to turn you into a Human Shrimp” is the most terrifying threat I can imagine
I love how people playground streamers will start off totally appalled by how violent the game is and then end it by smacking a dude into the ground for 13 solid seconds trying to turn him pink to resemble a shrimp
Charbo is starting to improve as Jigsaw, but it seems like he forgot the catch that made his traps beatable.
He's just like Amanda fr
@@yahkimicki236lol
3:44 gotta love the sheer suprise as he zooms out to reveal the cube
5:09 after some uses of the guillotine, the blade would become too dull for a clean beheading. So some people being executed had to live through 2-3 Hits by it.
I didn’t know that myself thanks.
That would feel so good 🤤🤤
@@somethingyes5864 eyo? 🤨🤨🤨
That defeats the entire purpose of the guillotine
@@Pikasatupu75 congrats, you understood the Problem at hand
Evil Charbo be like: “making GOOD things in people playground”
Evil people playground be like: "REVIVING RAGDOLL SIMULATOR"
*rg
I guess we truly do have the evil charborg cause these people are warcriminals.
*CHRBRG
bold of you to assume that this is normal charborg
5:56 when he zoomed out revealing all the blood and guts caused from him
I felt that
5.56
11:07 that was both horrifying and possibly the funniest thing ive watched
I think I’m traumatized from the “Shrimp-ening”
Thank you Mr Borg.
you know, I was told that my morbid curiosity was a sign I was a dangerous psycho. but after watching the shit charborg got up to in this video...I think I'm actually a well adjusted individual after all.
Same
@Gamer Dread same
Y’now, everyone calls jerma the “psycho streamer”, I think we have a new contender.
tomato in walking dead still takes the cake
@@Biodeamon I don't know Buck might win against all of them combined
@@Biodeamon that stream was actually scary
Him and CallMeKevin.
@@wizsword. the times where he decapitated an enemy and played around with their heads was some of the funniest and most disturbing things i've seen
9:55 Charborg re-invents the Hwacha.
@@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder sports
@@beimanuel942 it's in the gaem
10:00
"these guys in the middle lucked out! look at them they're so happy"
guys in the middle: 🗿
more like 😶
Finally another one of these
Best thing on the channel
True
i find it funny how you accidentally decapitated the executioner but could barely decapitate the person being executed
11:03 actual jerma moment
even the way he went "wewnwenwnewnen"
3:52
the comedic timing is insane
(Not) fun fact:
There are records of guillotines failing to cut all the way through the neck, sometimes only going halfway through, in which case required help to dislodge, or required help in finishing the job.
Oh look another funny and family friendly chrbrg vi-
11:13
10:58 "Charborg are you playing with you food again."
6:43 right as the machine activated and killed the guy I got an ad of someone laughing lmfao 🤣
Evil..
Charborg, you forgot a critical part of the trebuchet/catapult: you need to stop the acceleration axis at the fulcrum of force for a correct trajectory. If you look at catapults, they have a blocker at a certain point, forcing them to transfer the launch acceleration to the payload. A trebuchet uses directional forces to propel that even further, but does have a stop like the catapult, but instead requires a unique series of equations to predict the outcome, yet can still absolutely wreck castles with proper knowledge. In this situation, what you need is a stop to transfer the momentum to the head of the arm, where the person sits, so the force propels the person further. One issue this this is that a catapult is either a striking or a lobbing weapon, meaning it can either fire high and with short distance, or is can fire far with low height and high penetrating power. This made it great for sieging walls and, like the warfare of the Black Death, lobbing diseased corpses into enemy keeps, but meant the weapon often needed movement and adjustment any time an advance was made.
nerd
@@az1p79 yeah, and?
This was really interesting to read :D
@@hazeltree7738 thanks, my head is a fount of useless knowledge
thanks
The spear launcher is everything I needed in life. Such form, such elegance, *such beauty.* my life is complete.
7:38 it’s like an Olympic javelin throw.
8:00 best part
Oh thank god, I was worried you were going to announce an NFT for a second. My heart
I don’t think I’ve seen anything scarier than the shrimp scene
playing scary maze game at the age of 6
11:36 gave me a headache
11:43 that is fucking disturbing
What about the human shrimp he made by ripping someone's limbs off and slamming them into the floor over and over for 13 seconds straight without saying a word
@@SomeRandomVergilFanboy nah that was chill, it’s the blood vessels that get me lmao
8:04 He died doing what he loved
11:25 it's as shrimple as that
I love how when CHRBRG gets a test subject's limb severed off, he can't find it because how many previous test subject's limbs got severed off.
10:24 this is what happened to jax in mortal kombat lol
Char just turns into a homicidal psychopath 11:03
Looks like Jerma possessed Charborg...
the little “wewawawew” sound he makez before brutally slamming the shrimp into the ground makez me oddly very happy
"He needs to be pink like a shrimp" - CHRBRG 2021
6:13 I guess you can say that guy got ahead in life
9:20 i got an ad at the explosion XD
Me too lol
SAME XD
Same
Just when I am having a bad day, Char puts up a new video of him viscerally and humorously annihilating digital people in clever Geneva-regulation-disapproved ways. Godspeed, Char. You’re the real hero in all of this. *salutes*
0:51
I can’t be the only one hoping he’d say “A game theory!”.
Not the only one
same
So uh yall like eyeballs👁
“We gotta make him pink like a shrimp” actual psycho behavior Im not kidding wtf
Another upload from the chicken nugget lover. You been killing the game lately, keep up the good work!!
Wing culture is not overrated btw
9:21 bro an ad cut off the explosion and I laughed so hard 😂
The moment that every men feel pain: 5:20
11:03 I never knew I needed the concept of a human shrimp in my life and I still don't think I need it. I really wish I could just remove this memory from my head and never find this video ever again.
8:47
Oh that's painful four spears in that guys body
Imagine in afterlife you get to experience all bad things you did in this game for redemption. Bruh.
kid: mommy what is that thing in the sky?
her: it’s nothing sweetheart.
the spears: are you sure about that.
I was so scared he was going to say his emote got turned into an NFT. I was so relieved to hear plushie
The whole "We gotta make him pink like a shrimp" as an excuse for beating a corpse repeatedly into the dirt is an extremely serial killer-esque thing to say.
Watching him play with peoples lives will never get old
CHAR: "Thats A Lot Of Tension"
Game: *Slam*
CHAR: AAH - *Dies*
i dont know why i love watching his videos, but i do, and im glad that he makes videos.
"He stole a candy bar from walmart and didn't return it"
Yes... that's what stealing is
0:20 im so glad you didnt say nft lol
12:07
Dummy vibing with background music:
5:47 He was actually charged for talking about the drill
Hilarious and original
Dani reference
An absolute fever dream, just how I like my entertainment
Just had an absolute shite day, thanks for coming in clutch with the great content G ❤❤❤
Perfect spear throw 8:33
4:24 Biggest jumpscare of my life.
Ah yes my favorite, unethical human experimentation
As a people playground player, I can confirm that everybody turns into a psychopath the instant they launch the game
4:42 MOCKEY IS THAT YOU???
4:20
I'm just dying over this man's scream💀
Charborg, theres this infinite power battery mod I highly recommend you get. Its absolutely hilarious and dumb to use, it literally instantly skeletonizes people!
the spear launcher is the first thing ive seen you made in people playground that actually worked perefectly the first try
You know it’s a good day when there’s a people playground vid from Charborg.
i KNOW im not the only person begging for him to change the physics settings, i cannot possibly be alone here, the ingame people are “Designed” for 16 iterations per second, doesn’t mean you cant switch it to 127, everything still works, literally just BETTER cause its checking way more often to see if something has moved, 16 times per second it will check if an object has impacted another object, 16 per second, compared to 127 per second, i feel like that on its own explains just how much nicer it gets.
127 is way too laggy, even with a beefy pc it would be unwatchable
That nuke shooting thing reminds me of the early mortars, wich is kinda cool.
4:20 THE WAY HE SCEAMED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Charborg looking at a head and shoulders of a man: *he might still be alive*
0:53 A GAME THEORY
6:48 but now you have food
11:12 Charborg's Joker Moment
I know a pretty cool torture machine.
All you need are some lasers and an unsuspecting schoolgirl.
8:10 nahh they fuckin
Only charborg, the man who constantly punishes himself, could possibly fail to punishing inanimate people
5:16 Bro now has no more kids
I'm at lunch at work and I need to stop watching this, I'm smiling like a madman
11:25 that’s not a killed person it’s a SHRIMP!
4:22 flung so hard it hit him through the screen 😭😭😭💀💀💀
charborg you should really play teardown you would have a blast, and it has a modding community as passionate as people playground if not better
I thinks he’s played it, heavily modded
@percentage opposite didnt know lol mb
He is a menece and I love it
4:32 what the how did he just see that
irl guillotines often didn't fully chop the head off first try, so good job.
Jesus Christ, he invented flechette artillery.
POV: You're watching an evil scientist who is surprisingly bad at their job try to kill people
0:27
Guys hear me out...
🤨📸
No.
you are way too underrated my man, top tier content, keep it up
Ah yes, nothing says "great mental stability" like smacking a dude on the ground repeatedly to, quote, "make him look like a shrimp"
The detail of the rope being hot and burning the flesh is pretty impressive.
Someone needs to tell him about the normal size gun as a real item
I’ll never look at the words “shower head” the same. Cerebral nonchalant horror is a vibe.
But that’s just a theory a game theory 0:44
Death by surgically implanted shower head has to be one of the most gruesome and goofy ways to go.
Me: so this machine will help check what’s in my head and be used for science?
Farnsworth (CHRBRG): yes, but in France they call it a guillotine
The shrimp part traumatised me