2:33 there is actually a reason, it’s because people are dumb and think taller things are bigger (like if you where to have a tall glass and a short glass of water, people would always think the tall one has more water in it)
Being called a 24pc chicken mcnugget was something I didn't know I needed today but thank you, Jack Also to be fair only female mosquitos drink blood; males drink nectar :)
@@unused4225 I just searched google for pics of Fawful from the Mario & Luigi games and found this one really silly meme that I decided was perfect to use as my pfp
In reality a flat earth would have grate gravity in the center meaning trees would be bent twords the center and there would be giant mountains around the edge so it would be impossible to get to the edge because deadly mountains and gravity pulling you twords the center
@@Nerdface0 ask them that if the earth is flat then how people can dig down very far in the earth, because then it’s not flat, it’s a rectangle(I know the earth is round)
Every Jack intro is one more chance for me to widen my eyes, put my hand to my chest in a "who, me?" pose, and stare off into the distance as I wonder if I really am a...24 piece mcnugget meal, spicy squash, apple with a bite taken out of it, or whatever he came up with to call me this time.
13:16 Mosquitoes are food for a lot of important things especially pollinators like hummingbirds when they migrate. Without them Hummingbirds would starve and not be able to make the trip : )
9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 326th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
12:03 A British friend sent me this on discord and I was honestly so pissed at the joke they said along with the image and their response to that was “Fuck you, unhorses your carriage”
2:35 I think the reason for this is because burger places won’t have to spend more money on different sized buns to make a burger wider, I think there might be a few restaurants that have wider burgers though.
"ales hat ein ende nur die wurscht hadt zwei" german saying that came to mind with that Everything has an end meme. the saying translates as "Everything has an end only the sausage has two"
@@donaldtrumpscat2443 i am half Austran but ya dylexia and Irlins syndrme make spelling more dificult. and no swet im used to it atlest you didnt call my lazy or quesion it like some people have
13:16 Actually I learned recently that it's only a small subset of mosquito species that suck bl00d, and the rest, if I recall correctly, are actually good pollinators.
15:50 Oh my -god- Axolotl, Jack knows what -Toby- Bodacious T's voice sounds like. I'm so happy about that. Unless he has no idea and just made an extremely accurate guess?
11:41 Me at age 13 taking the teleportation portal out of N's Castle in Pokémon Black so I could level up all my Pokémon to level 54 (because that's when Krookodile learns Earthquake and I wanted them all to be the same level) and then doing a few dozen Pokémon musicals because I thought I was hilarious.
There's nothing wrong with celebration 3rd or even You got top 3 in the biggest sports competition in the world, a competition with the best athletes in the world, they work hard and deserve to celebrate, even if they didn't get first
The fact that it's just "memes" and not "r/memes" in the title makes me feel all 5 stages of grief at once.
AHHHHHHHH
Thanks i hate it
@Just Dope wow another bot
R/TIHI
Same with me
"I'm not jealous, I'm POOR"
The most relatable line for me...
same
same
Same
Yep, same
*s A M E *
Jack doing a cult chant is unironically easy to imagine lmao
How do you know what a cult chant sounds like
literally lol
@@Adobii Wait actually how does he know?
@@Adobiihehehehehe
*_Dorime Interimo Adapare Dorime_*
Jack: We're Emkay! We don't have any annoying noises! Robin: Actually...
Lmao
*Goblin Noises*
@@Visxyia *Robin noises*
@Alicia Lopez
So lots of *deep tweeting*
@@sillyfella805 Correct.
“Big burgers should be wider not taller”
Emkay: there’s actually a reason for that it’s-
Ad: life is to short
And if you’re getting a big burger you’re probably making it shorter
After a certain point, it becomes very difficult to move or flip a patty without it breaking. There. That's the reason they build up, not out.
We call it a "double u" because v and u used to be the same letter and didn't fully split until w was already established
i write my w's like actual double u's cause when i was 11 i decided it looked nicer and it's stuck ever since lol
@@wysteria. i write my lowercase W’s like that, but write my uppercase W’s normally.
Does that mean UvU would be spelled as UuU or VvV?
@@arirdepresso7566 v came first if that's what you're asking. It was a simplification of the Latin letter Y
@@PantheraLeo04 well thank you VwV
(I'm not regretting this)
That "aging like fine wine" meme forgot about Paul Rudd, the only actor who didn't need a digital de-age in Endgame.
Nice pfp
2:33 there is actually a reason, it’s because people are dumb and think taller things are bigger (like if you where to have a tall glass and a short glass of water, people would always think the tall one has more water in it)
th-cam.com/video/SDocu5n3NL8/w-d-xo.html
@@bvttew_miilk8793 Yeah, but Paul Rudd, according to the people who've worked with him for years, hasn't aged a day.
Xavier Rudd
Being called a 24pc chicken mcnugget was something I didn't know I needed today but thank you, Jack
Also to be fair only female mosquitos drink blood; males drink nectar :)
Still even with nectar they’re stealing from the bugs who actually have a use for it and also should have food to live on another day
I'm fat so 48
Tell me where your pfp came from
@@unused4225 Reverse image search could help, perhaps?
(As for me, I drew mine)
@@unused4225 I just searched google for pics of Fawful from the Mario & Luigi games and found this one really silly meme that I decided was perfect to use as my pfp
Jack: Mega-Chad Should donate to a mayo bank
Real Chads: Mega, Sadly passed away when the E-Boys attacked
EmKay: Talks about the biology of Donkey and the Dragon mating
My brain: Wait but it’s a cartoo-
Also my brain: No no, he’s got a point.
No wonder why the dragon has hots for him
I.. thought of a awful idea. He just walks *in*.
Jack: Can't do most american voices spot on because of his accent
His Toby Determined voice: Perfection
15:50 here you go
when he did that i actually yelled with a combination of horror and delight
"When she finally says yes to your sea turtle fantasy."
Jotaro: YES
r/unexpectedjojo
@@irrelevant5226 but is it REALLY unexpected?
He's more of a dolphin guy, really
th-cam.com/video/SDocu5n3NL8/w-d-xo.html
(:
The fact that I got "Age of Ultron" from "AI reads the internet..." says a lot about me as a person
No
@@octobsession3061 Shouldn't you be violated by a rock this time?
1:39 Jack doing Acapella of the Avenger’s theme will now become my new ringtone
how mexico is in movies: ah yes, desert. how mexico actually is: full of neon colors that will probably hurt your eyes if you're not mexican
In reality a flat earth would have grate gravity in the center meaning trees would be bent twords the center and there would be giant mountains around the edge so it would be impossible to get to the edge because deadly mountains and gravity pulling you twords the center
Smort Kitten
They don't believe gravity exists.
@@Nerdface0 ask them that if the earth is flat then how people can dig down very far in the earth, because then it’s not flat, it’s a rectangle(I know the earth is round)
Then spin the earth very quickly
@@infiniteplanes5775 like a boomerang or a spinning coin?
16:40 Damien staring at jack like "i don't know what you're doing, but im 100% sure you're doing it perfectly"
If the earth was actually flat, cats would just push everything off.
Lol yeah my cat would do that
0:30
As someone with ADHD...
I find this incredibly funny
"If you can't judge them, shame them."
Sun Tzu, probably
2 jack video’s in day with 2 subreddits I like, this is a good day.
Not for me
This is my highlite of p my day but I am dealing with hurricane ida rn 😔
@@ultimateyeetgod8467 well good luck and I hope Jack at least makes your day just that bit better
@@ultimateyeetgod8467 shot the hurricane remember fight back
th-cam.com/video/SDocu5n3NL8/w-d-xo.html
0:36 recording a olympics, scared of cockroaches, a cameraman, a cockroach, and the games final minutes
Same
th-cam.com/video/SDocu5n3NL8/w-d-xo.html
*45.76.207.246/96/?real-18+homade*
*TH-cam: This is fine*
*Someone: Says "heck"*
*TH-cam: BE GONE*
*однако я люблю таких рыбаков*'';
maybe it's someone sac de balles
#nsfw
When someone enters your room while you're in bed and they leave the door open upon exit...
*_[Visible frustration.]_*
This is very relatable
@Just Dope woow shut up bot
Wait Holup
th-cam.com/video/SDocu5n3NL8/w-d-xo.html
14:11
That 'T H E' was so agressive and i loved it
Lol
“ they’re there Steve you’ll find someone blind one day”
Doctor: Time of death 2:30
Every Jack intro is one more chance for me to widen my eyes, put my hand to my chest in a "who, me?" pose, and stare off into the distance as I wonder if I really am a...24 piece mcnugget meal, spicy squash, apple with a bite taken out of it, or whatever he came up with to call me this time.
PFF
Your profile picture looks like a bird winking
2:58 In reality his dad is just a tf2 player who is a friendly and owns the pootis hat or he just likes the food
Engineer is spy! Pootis Spencer here!
Emkay: "we don't do overdramatic edits"
The next meme: *overdramatic avengers music*
It's not anedit
Being in 3rd place in the Olympics is still very impressive
fun fact: that guy got gold lol
You’ll never believe what they put in chicken nuggets. I heard every 24 pack is made from EmKay subscribers.
Never in my life have I been called a 24 piece chicken nugget and now I’m waiting for the next time
24 piece chicken nuggget.
people call me that i gotta stop getting 24 piece chicken nuggets
Me noither
11:40
me, running around chasing cuccos and Cottla for about 3 hours:
Zelda dying in Hyrule Castle:
15:52 why does his voice match Toby Determined’s voice so perfectly, it’s insane how accurate it is
Make bigger burgers wider not taller
“There’s actually a reason for this”
*Ad plays*
Hi
I was about to say this lol.
When jack called me a 24 piece chicken mc nugget i really felt that
15:50 WOAH- He nailed that Toby Determined voice!
it’s amazing
Yeah
Or as Toby determined calls himself, "bodacious T"
13:16 Mosquitoes are food for a lot of important things especially pollinators like hummingbirds when they migrate. Without them Hummingbirds would starve and not be able to make the trip : )
*: )*
They’re also supposed to be culling the human population so we don’t overcrowd the planet.
yes, government drones are very important.
Also, fun fact, male mosquitos eat nectar
@@mems5766 AAAAAAAH THE VID EVEN SAYS NOT TO USE : ) AND USE :) AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH * *goes insane*
*
Jack's intros keep changing and getting better and I am here for it
@Just Dope istg this is like a second rickroll
@@tthemmefatale BUT A RICKROLL IS FUNNY
@@isappycracks lmao didn't say it wasn't ;)
15:50 Your Toby Determined voice was shockingly spot-on, *and* I was completely blind sighted by TD's presence. lmao
Fun fact: I am the smartest man alive, for i am the 1% of people in mobile ads who can complete the puzzle. Now neel down to the elevated one.
*kneel
Derek just suffered nuclear devastation
🛐🛐
You: "I'm the smartest man alive"
Also you: NEEL (it's kneel)
I was a high schooler the last time I commented this 😭
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 326th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
damn you’re fast af
You dont give up dont you
Damn I've seen you on a lot of Emkay's videos. Keep up the grind!
@@antisocialbred you want to make an anti social cheese sandwich? ;)
Damn, u were first
"We shouldn't be interested in those girls I think..."
Tsunade: Oh, you flatterer you...
12:03 A British friend sent me this on discord and I was honestly so pissed at the joke they said along with the image and their response to that was “Fuck you, unhorses your carriage”
14:10
As of being German I really appreciate the scrumptious memes being made about my country
Your country has the funniest words,and I thank you for
12:01: Christopher Reeve’s like; “am I a joke to you?”
2:35 I think the reason for this is because burger places won’t have to spend more money on different sized buns to make a burger wider, I think there might be a few restaurants that have wider burgers though.
"Imagine having other siblings"-every only child ever
I swear, this was a feverdream. I absoultly love it
"I blame cartoons for my choice in women"
*Shows a photo of Finn and Chris Griffin*
Aaaah yes
*WOMEN*
The best one says herbert
*emkay uploads alot of vids everyday*
Me: happy hormone goe br-
**its all jack**
Me: **SCREAMS IN SOMEONE QUE BEST DAY EVER NOW**
“Laughing while feeling pain”
Undertale characters: pathetic
"ales hat ein ende nur die wurscht hadt zwei" german saying that came to mind with that Everything has an end meme. the saying translates as "Everything has an end only the sausage has two"
Awful spelling but you got the message.
Edit: I almost forgot "Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland"
@@donaldtrumpscat2443 im dylexic so forgive my spellig im far better with sopken german any how
@@Tommy-5684 oh ok my bad
@@donaldtrumpscat2443 i am half Austran but ya dylexia and Irlins syndrme make spelling more dificult. and no swet im used to it atlest you didnt call my lazy or quesion it like some people have
3:31 Ima be honest, I didn't even notice Finn was out of place at first
And mr griffin from family guy. Chris
6:22 not only showering on the dark, but also always a cold shower
Jack: No annoying noises here:
Me: your voice
(I am joking)
i think i saw a golden mine back there
Why hello there fellow member
@Bunny Fluff Dabu wow that's #evil
"Welcome to emkay!" never gets
old!
13:16 Actually I learned recently that it's only a small subset of mosquito species that suck bl00d, and the rest, if I recall correctly, are actually good pollinators.
6:28 Me, who just so happened to be eating ice cream and biting it: 👁️👄👁️
I know it’s been two years, but I’d like you to know you’re not the only one in this comment section to bite ice cream. Have a nice day.
Did not expect the 2021 Olympics rock climbing with the Unicorn Gundam getting a meme like that. Glad to see it showing up in an EmKay video!
15:50 Oh my -god- Axolotl, Jack knows what -Toby- Bodacious T's voice sounds like. I'm so happy about that.
Unless he has no idea and just made an extremely accurate guess?
How did you bur god
"That's how I assume Vin sounds when he cries because his name is Diesel so he's an engine"
JACK😭💀
11:41 Me at age 13 taking the teleportation portal out of N's Castle in Pokémon Black so I could level up all my Pokémon to level 54 (because that's when Krookodile learns Earthquake and I wanted them all to be the same level) and then doing a few dozen Pokémon musicals because I thought I was hilarious.
Ah, a man of culture, I see. Everyone trash talked the musicals but it was pretty funny as a kid.
15:50, why does he do the voice so good, it’s literally spot on
At 6:30 I can only shit in school bathrooms, walk slowly after turning lights off and bite icecream
The house in that “spot the protagonist” meme is Oggy’s house from the show Oggy and the Cockroaches.
13:16 Mosquitos impollinate cacao, if they wouldn't exist there would be no chocolate.
I still would've preffaired them to dissapear, but...
3:22 Ah I’m glad I’m not the only one who had a cartoon crush on Star, I mean, look at her there she’s so cute!
And yes, it is indeed free real estate
3:02 Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Also, can I have a Sandvich?
I have been honored, the Jack that backs snack has called me a 24pc. Chicken McNugget.
9:51 As a South African, I'm SHOCKED to discover that this story ISN'T true.
**pulls out sword** YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT!
ok the 10 piece macnugget gonna be 20 dollars
@@isappycracks No. That's not what I want. I want a new Lexi video.
@@cactus2763 sir you are in a macdonalds
@@isappycracks NO THIS IS EMKAY AND I WANT LEXI BACK!
@@cactus2763 sir if you dont get out now i will call the police
13:14 mosquitoes actually protect rainforests from being cut down because they’re so annoying so people just don’t lol
The fact that he had an idea about everyone at 15:44 EXCEPT GWEN! 😭
4:19
Me wearing my Bruno Bucciarati cosplay listening to Lotta Feroce: ‘What do you mean?’
8:22 The anime is my "My First Girlfriend is a Gal" for those who are wondering, also I recommend the Manga.
The dub was gold.
“Is Romania in Russia?”
Who’s gonna tell him?
I'm gonna tell him
I got kinda trigerd tbh i dont even live there but i got triggerd
@@toxicwyvern5588 I got a friend that lives there and it looks like such a “old-timey” fantasy place (as far as I’ve seen).
@@jahirborjas6893 yes my gf is from there so i know a bit of the place
Wow! A new video I can’t wait to watch!
*: )*
:]
: )
@@soupclown_9709 : ]
..
U
14:09 German to an poor dog: T H E ° Me: *Laughing hard* ° German in german: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO HARD?! ° Me:*Squeezing livers noises intensifies*
Jack: I took biology.
Me: Are you sure? Because that's not how that works.
"Ai reads internet and decides genocide is solution" and theres me thikning T2
I love memes that get me possessed by the dark lord Zalgo!
Day 61 of asking Lexi to do R/lgbt because I think she’d like it :D
She?
@@mysticartist308 yes! Lexi uses she/her pronouns and is a women :)
Lexi is best!
@@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time yeah I really think he would
@@zedude Lexi uses She/Her pronouns. Sorry if I sound mean
12:06 “is Romania in Russia I don’t really know?”
**offended vampire noises**
6:26 me who laughs when i feel pain: i guess im a horrible person
I actually am thinking robin forgot his PC password
wait i think i know my password and is *************
Fun fact: there is no reason the alphabet should be in order
@Just Dope *must i dry the bones of all these accounts until they stop?*
The reason is to make it easier to sort things by alphabet
Why did we say a was the beginning.
It must be or else it wouldnt be the AlphaBeth
There's nothing wrong with celebration 3rd or even
You got top 3 in the biggest sports competition in the world, a competition with the best athletes in the world, they work hard and deserve to celebrate, even if they didn't get first
5:10 "My name's Jack and I'm rubbing us off" is also my favourite song! What a coincidence.
6:39 im literally biting ice cream rn and it’s not even summer
Pause at 3:37 thats level 1 in plants vs zombies
1:10 I think that’s a dog.
title doesn't have the subreddit
Robin, Lexi, Damian, and Jack need to coordinate a video where they all voice act at the same time.
2:39 "there is none"
AD BREAK
me: perfect timing
"Whats your gender"
Me: NEVADA
12:30
my cousin's friend is making my cousin roleplay as a sea turtle head, that's my cousin's hand-
6:19 - 6:40
Just how the reactions in the back were just accurate and hilarious to me
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Me and my GF: 9:50
3:18 BRUH HE COUGHS THEN I LAG
11:40
*Literally everyone handling Riddler trophies before the final mission in Arkham games*