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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2024
- Cmon Valve, I know you've been delaying the Summer 2024 Update waiting to yoink my picks...
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#savetf2 #fixtf2
Reuploaded since TH-cam completely snubbed the video and refused to promote it at all, edited out a certain word to hopefully appease the almighty algorithm overlords!
They cannot silence The…yknow…Update!
GYATTTTTTT
Great excuse to start up a patron for the uncensored version 😄
Maybe YT was right this time
I really wanted big slappy to be a part of this, I mean. IT'S AN ASS c'mon!
And you were correct, this video was recommended to me
what if scout time was called FREAKY time and instead of reviewing workshop cosmetics he reviewed MUSCULAR MEN
God, if only….
tick tock
@@user-qj4px6ob4y heavy like a brink truck
BLU Scout from Lil Pootis
Sounds fun!
TF2 community be like: Sex, Hats, Memes, Gay sex
Wouldn’t have it any other way!
The gay sex thing with TF2 was funny for uhhh a good minute but I don't understand how it's funny do i have to be dropped as a baby to be able to find it funny
@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao you just don't get it...
@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao it's just a funny in the community due to the buff merc meme. I'm hetero, but it's still something I joke about.
@@onlyclownsreadthislmfaoyou aren't a true TF2 player if you don't like gay sex
Seduce me
What? Spy I ain't gonna
SEDUCE ME!
“Hey uh.. good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicke-“
*slap*
*”I’m not one of your fried chicken TRAMPS!”*
@@ItsActuallySaturn "I am a woman. I like my men mysterious, dangerous! You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!"
Valve not only removed the bots they removed scout time's straightness
his straightness was never on his side
Honestly I wana see the shirtless cosmetics that aren't ripped, "Boston beer belly" "Russian round ram" "beer and gear" there are so many good ideas
SAAAAME i saw the heavy cosmetic at 6:00 and i saw the goddam painted on abs and i was like NO!!!! THAT MAN HAS AN INSULATING LAYER OF FAT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!
I still gonna hold off buying the exposed cosmetics for atleast a month
oh you would LOVE the twink scout crop top cosmetic
@@macaronitony93 "Scottish staunch scotch" "liberty layers" "nautral insulation" just three more for demo, soldier and pyro off the top of my head
"theyre not hot enough" medic:
agreed
🤨😊
Agreed!
Literally
hes so hot i NEED him
REAL!!
but seriously why is valve so reluctant to add the catwalk😭. i would use it 24/7
I would tottally forgo the boycott if they had it
If Valve had the guts, they'd change the name of the Mad Milk throwable to Man Milk. 💯
It is confirmed though that it is actually man milk… Yeah
@@Watch10045 it's milk from irradiated cows...
@@billymkj2763 Is confirmed that the weapon was originally meant to be called the Mann Milk, but it was later changed for a clear issue with it.
Just give Demoman a traditional scottish kilt
Literally commando
SPY- I MEAN TOM JONES YOUR SON IS RATING BUFF COSMETICS!!
singer-songwriter tom hanks, not to be confused with award-winning actor tom jones
@@squealer2874 thx for the correction
Medic got the lean mean team jeans
and chest with a fur (fur)
The whole team is looking at him
He hits the flor (he hits the flor)
Before you know
Health bar is low low low low low...
Bro was gone for 9 months and decided to give birth to this.
Peak takes time /silly
video mpreg
the therapy and reorientation sessions lasted longer than he thought
Bro, tou still need to kepp your hansd out yo wallets for this one
Freaky Fortress gonna be WILD
Finally the "S3x Case"
real
One day i hope we'll see Mean Lean Team Jeans in TF2. We are in deseperate need of a new pair of All-Class pants.
i love your tf2 gmod ports, you are amazing never stop king :>
Me: "How can you make Scout possibly hotter?"
Scout Time: "What if I made him Johnny from Guilty Gear?"
Engineer with abs scares me
As it should.
@@ScoutTime It doesn't fit him
@@lonewolfinthetardis2640Exactly! Engineer needs a dad bod, not a six pack.
@@limendime3720 YES! You get it!
cheering and yelling like my favourite team just scored a touchdown when you revealed the gnarliest garb
dang ScoutTime must have had a hard time doing all of this with one hand,respect
wild
what if team fortress 2 was called freak fortress 2...
good video to end off pride month
When I saw the hat cosmetic for pyro I was so scared about the body cosmetic I'll let you guess why 💀💀💀💀
“the mercs aren’t hot enough”
Absolutely disagree. Anyway, I love this. I was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time, thank you for compiling these ❤
1:32 holy shit that's Johnny -Guilty Gear- Team Fortress
helping hands + burly beast = me being one step closer to totally shirtless medic 😄😊
because of the....YEA....update thumbnail, i thought the pictures in the tier list was rule 34 💀
You know, The Bushwalker would be AMAZING for Casual Hide N Seek Sniper Players as well as Spy Players that spam Box Trot.
god i love big beefy men you're doing a service to the gays
20:15 i saw the pixelated item and i knew instantly.
best part about pimp demoman would be the fact you could recreate the black baron from madworld with it and NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER
Scout don’t forget to not buy crates it’s a part of #FixTF2
Just a friendly reminder tho :)
If I do unbox anything, they'll all be from the secondary market (NOT the SCM)...Valve won't see a penny hahah
@@ScoutTime it.. doesnt work like this. I mean, this Secondary market had to buy it from valve isnt it?
@@jecksfoxofficial Valve won't get any money from the crates themselves because they are free to acquire then can be sold off platform (3rd party markets). However, Valve obviously still gets money from people buying the keys, either from the Mann co store or the steam community market, but even if all people stop buying keys from Valve, there are still keys on 3rd party markets from before #Fixtf2 , meaning Valve won't get any extra money from people buying those keys.
@@jecksfoxofficialkinda depends cause some players could have put their crates for sale in that secondary market.
The keys still need to be bought from valve, so it still is a monetary incentive for valve. I wouldn’t recommend doing it but if it is what makes you happy then I can’t change that
im legitimately gonna open steam and favorite and upvote every single one of these
the intro scared the shit out of me 💀
Thank you so much for showing off Sizzling and Krak-Attack, I greatly appreciate it! :) I did want to mention that I wasn’t able to see Sizzling on the workshop link, if you’re willing to add it to it, that would be awesome! Thanks again :D
Absolutely! I will fix that ASAP, complete accident on my end. Thanks!
@@ScoutTime No worries! Thank you for fixing it! :)
The thick and girthy update!
This new update gyatt me feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😮💨
Lean mean team jean with the skin colour paint will be crazyyyy
Pretty sure this would fix all of TF2’s problems in a instant.
Scout time when heavy place walks in
11:01 why the hell was i blushinng!?
I want The Gnarliest Garb (Hunk) So damn much😭😭
WHO DOESNT
He looks s c r u m p t i o u s in that crop top dude i need it, I NEED
Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
Unironically love the set of cosmetics you have picked for the summer update, I will genuinely be disappointed if valve doesn't add exactly these items now - heavy main
THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD! I really want that scout hat near the start and the pyro shirt so badly! most of the taunts are a bit okay! but if you do a Halloween or Christmas cases can you add those two last taunts you couldn't add in the summer case?
Those two taunts looks really fun! I do need to get more taunts as well, but I def would buy the new ones! and those effects looks really good too!
Thanks for the kind words, I'm glad you enjoyed my picks! Make sure to support the items you liked on the Steam workshop :>
@@ScoutTime yes, yes!
Listen i know it's about the "Sex update, haha sex is so funny" but these ideas and concepts for cosmetics are actually very VERY great! Y'know it would be really awesome if vavle could at least add community made cosmetics and items. These ideas and designs fit the characters so much and it makes them much more nicer and sillier and it just looks so good! And do you know why im saying this? Its because i love, LOVE, LOOOVVVEEE games with customization, ESPECIALLY character customization, and throughout these past few decades all i could do is pray that vavle could at least release some more cosmetics that i could at least use to make my little scout or my pyro look slightly more cute and livly, man.. When will vavle ever listen...
(EDIT : 9:20 the tiktok medic gooners are going bonkers rn)
Thank you so much! That was my goal with this; it’s still the haha funny joke BUT it’s actually good hahah
27:06 It's glue, of course ...what else could it be?
Must be hard playing with one hand after this update
we are NOT! Takeing cult of the lamb insperation for a shooter lmao
I have waited four- no, five thousand years for this!
if valve wants to show that they care (besides the amazing ban wave of bot accounts), they definitely need to take notes for a summer update like this. we need a little bit of pride to regain after the downward spiral that was the bot crisis.
WE NEED IT NOW, WE NEED A MEDIC IN A MAID COSTUME AND HEAVILY MUSCLED MEN
Ah yes, a fellow scout making the long awaited sex update, everything is in place as scout is God's gift
Love that you’re back man missed these videos
Me when “tick tick heavy like a brinks truck”
0/10 big slappy wasn't included
I was going to but it was unlisted from the workshop and I wanted to respect the creator :>
@@ScoutTimeI’m literally shaking and crying on the floor that they did that
no big slappy - day ruined
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A true American hero has been lost.
sExcellent picks!
God forbid the Triage Service gets added to the game, I can only imagine the amount of medic girlfriends using that on their medics.
WE NEED THE TRIAGE SERVICE
The amount of times i had to pause and just look at my screen with open mouth is emberassing
24:10 I love when unusuals do this and arnt png like
or if they are they use effects of motion such as bubbling or the jellyfish effects which spawn multiple thin bubble column trails
Theres nothing different about this video
Nothing...nothing at ALL :clueless:
8:20 сет дяди Богдана
The sunset shades has a nice 60s presentation that works with TF2 style
Came for the meme, stayed for the actual good cosmetics.
(And the men)
Im not really into big buff men but I am glad you made a case tailored for the majority of the TF2 community (yall are so gay)
9:41 Dude you turned into Mutahar
1:34 Why I want to press 214+K while looking at this?
this video is now a permanent part of Scout Time's legacy >:D
he will be forever remembered as the creator of the sex update and nothing else!
2:15 I friggin died
I love the don’t sexualise pyro trend he is too wholesome for that
I made a cosplay of the Gnarliest Garb when it originally came out. Quite fun! Never able to take it to cons in Seattle tho
Still night but I see this in TH-cam and watch to I sleep
17:18 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!
I saw "brim" and "shady" in the medic section and I imagined one of those memes where a set of words sounds kind of like a name, place, or event. Like if an article said "nine extentions" and someone put a red circle around it with this emoji 😮 and the towers falling. Anyway the joke is Eminem.
My man, you are horribly underrated. This is great!
Thank you so much, means a lot :>
@@ScoutTime No worries! Thanks for making such awesome content! :3
the aim here pick genuinely made me laugh out loud 😭😭😭😭
18:32 if you love doing the breast milk stab on spy, you HAVE to use this cosmetic
What plenty of years without updates does to a man:
16:25 bruh i heard here not "the Bling King" but heard "the blinking"
aside from the video making me desire the mercs in an unholy carnal way, that hawaiian flare shirt is actually so sick i'd love it for a pyro loadout
Heavy: “CHARGE ME DOCTOR!”
Medic: “INCOMING! I AM THE ÜBERMENSH!”
Both: “Hit” sounds
I somehow knew from the beginning that one of the elites was the gigachad haw lmao
intro so good made me subscribe
Fun fact!: The natural born shooter and the rest of the set is just a johhny reference from guilty gear.
And the Burly Beast just exists
This is ''Straight'' up the greatest ''Sex update'' idea video i have seen
That thumbnail tho 😂
Tick tock
I love seeing this guy slowly losing his mind
I pulled my hog to this video
damn, valve listened kinda
Five items outta the update!
I'm surprised you didn't honourable mention the Pyro breast cosmetic I've seen on the work shop.
It was almost included, but I wanted to make it more "haha muscular man" focused lol
@@ScoutTime perfect
Dont mind me, leaving a comment so you get blessed by the algorhythm
🙏
@@ScoutTime I said don't fucking mind me wtffff
How did I know what the last one would be lmao
Scout Time will Never recover from this.
17:19 I gasped
0:57 they would update localization files
The sunday vest would be commando grade or assassin
scout and medic just need the best cosmetic even though medic has a lot of shirt cosmetics and i am a medic main but uber wear the black all class xmas military cap( cant think of the name of it ) and the gold nine pipe i think is the best medic loadout
The preview catched me