Someone naming their ship after a highly toxic deliriant (a class of hallucinogens so nasty that the trips can often leave lasting psychological damage) is an... interesting choice.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and it's consumption of life has become a well-oiled machine. War, has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotional control. Battle field control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War, has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War... has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war, becomes routine.
Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Honey's long shelf life is due to its low moisture content and acidic pH, which create an inhospitable environment for bacteria and microorganisms.
"This is because he's an idiot" has to be one of the punchlines that has made me laugh the most out there; something so simple and blunt like a landmine. Yet still effective. Like a landmine.
Mr. Guest I have been terribly sick today and was in agony due to my muscle pains. Your smooth voice soothed my mind enough for me to slowly doze off. Thank you a lot.
"Have a nap to rehealth our innards gooder" is a sentence that brought me to the brink of enlightenment. I had to rewind the video 3 times to receive this blessing. Thank you honey, I love you very
@@Liimeyyyit ain't tho. LOTR: Gollum is an actual terrible game. And if you dislike Starfield, why are you in a Starfield video? Go play other games or something.
@@carolthepyro899 because I like the creator and I’m not playing it lmao, the game is made by a game giant and it’s mediocre at best and you applaud it
Do you think you could make a slideshow of all the photos you took of Fardenpooben throughout his adventure? Like a vacation photo album of all his finest angles with cool music in the background
Well he is. You wouldn't explode if thrown into space without a space suit. Air would be sucked out of your lungs and you'd die of asphyxiation really quickly, but there's no exploding going on.
the outfit is glorious. Thank you Todd Howard for approving that design for the final game, please bestow the artist that created it a lovely hug or handshake.
Ships dont even explode they just come apart like lego with some sparkly effects. Hats off to you for being able to play this. Once i finished the campaign it got a quick uninstall.
I hate you Starfield haters, I’ll respond to you and in doing so I’ll talk to everyone else who hates this game: You took a lighter to a great dark forest, saw a twig, said it sucks, talked to the others who too took a lighter to the dark woods, who says the same, people who entered in and never played the game (entered the forest) sees you, sees “it’s ass”, thinks it’s ass, leaves. While people who love it actually took the time to see all it had to offer, in doing so I found it was a great game, if you completed the “campaign” then uninstalled you sniffed your steak and threw it away. Not a single BSG game was great because of its main story save for Morrowind, and that isn’t a bad thing, there’s a reason we love fallout and elder scrolls, the atmosphere, the lore, the side content, the detailed worlds. When I think of fallout 3 I think of Arefu, republic of Dave, Reillys rangers, Agatha, the dark atmosphere, and the DLC, when I think of oblivion I think of hackdirt, the oblivion gates, the guilds, goblin wars, etc etc… then I’ll think about liberty prime and the mythic dawn. You didn’t touch what makes the game good, and you can’t just say “well if what I did wasn’t good and I have to do specific things in a open world, it sucks” but that’s the thing, it’s not specific, some people say you played the game wrong, that’s not true, you really just didn’t play the game, you can’t bite a piece of bread on a burger then say it’s ass, you need to taste every ingredient to enjoy it, nobody who argues this game is bad played it like a Bethesda game. They played it like no man’s sky or a linear game and got upset breaking rocks isn’t fun, like bitch you can be a space pirate or a cowboy, with entire quest lines to conform to those play styles, I’m a space wizard myself, and can’t stop having fun.
@@Vityaz-of-Rus there are people who have over 100 hours in this game on steam who have left negative reviews. Thats at least 4 whole days worth of time they put into the game and have come to the conclusion that its bad. You’re acting like all the criticism is invalid cause some people hate it despite not playing it, completely disregarding the diehard Bethesda fans that only put as much time into the game as they did because Bethesda made it, and they were trying to find that ‘great’ side stuff you mentioned. And since you like analogies here’s one for you: I don’t need a lighter, a forest, or a twig to describe this game. I just need to point to a hotdog that’s been dragged through dog shit on the sidewalk and say “this is bad, don’t eat it.” I am neither a chef nor have I tasted the poop dog but I know what bad food looks like, as I’ve tasted good food before. And frankly… if you enjoy the poop hotdog then who I am to judge? Some people have higher tolerances for shit, just don’t be surprised when Bethesda start only selling poop dogs as they won’t be incentivised to improve their own standards if you don’t hold them to any.
@@Vityaz-of-Rus I enjoyed Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallouts 3, NV, and 4 for all the reasons you stated above. Actually, right now i even think Fallout 76 is in a really good spot. Starfield felt very empty. I explored all the side things I had the patience to. This is someone who took purchasing skyrim 2 times to actually beat the main questline instead of doing all the side crap. Starfield did not feel the same. The randomly generated pool of 8 repeated features on a planet or moon just sucked. The cities were cool to explore but it wasn't enough to prop the game up. They should have made the solar system half as big, and put more named locations in each area for interest. Imo i probably will not ever go to NG+ and replay the game, I have zero desire to do it. I never felt that way about other Bethesda titles. FYI i am not a Starfield hater. It was an okay game, it was not bad by any means, but it also wasn't really good
I love that Bethesda never accounted for the fact you might be without a spacesuit in space so you just have your thruster jets coming out of your bare shoulders.
you're making Games that I would never have an interest in seem incredibly fun -> you are truly a renegade that forges his own path and a genius at that!
They made a game with a bajillion different little fishbowl maps separated by loading screens and yet their game still can't tell when you're outside and when you're inside. Brilliant...
Just gotta say, keep the vids up man. I absolutely love the comedy and your commentary is superb. All your playlists are pure art, hoping there's more of, well.. anything, it's all gold❤
I like to imagine the other "take me seriously" starborn NPCs trying to keep a straight face with this balding middle aged guy's running around in rainbow spandex and throwing frisbees at people.
Out of ALL the universes these guys have seen - right up until this one - , exactly zero have had the sheer shenanigans of Uncle Frisbee. Dude's having good ol fashioned family time with everyone, and then everyone gets so exhausted playing with Uncle Frisbee
So my dog does this thing that almost every time he jumps on bed to go to sleep he makes a loud fart and it never gets old. Been witnessing this for 7 years now. Still funny.
That was superb...one of the funnyest things I have watched on youtube for quite a while. I have finished the main quest line so understood the concept from the start.... Thank You for making my day so much brighter.
The first 45 seconds already gave me an existential crisis and questioned my belief in science. Thank God you added that rebar-piercing-anoos part for comic relief.
Once I get this game, I'll have to roleplay as a Neobrazilian or whatever happened to us after Earth became a clay ball. What I really hope for is a mod that adds space opera stuff from Metabaron, Dune, Babylon 5, Flash Gordon, Exo Squad, Schlock Mercenary... Any of these would be neat.
Speaking of skyrim, I just found out that the anniversary edition update erased the solthiem quests march of the dead and retaking thirsk on nintendo switch. Thankfully they told us they were already aware and investigating the issue… Sure that was two years ago, but I’m hopeful
This is the first I’ve actually seen anyone play Starfield. I avoided content on it at launch coz I thought I would buy it and experience it first myself but I completely forgor. I’m glad that this is the first that I’ve seen of this game. Bless you Fardenpooben, and Godspeed
It's very often that I don't comment on a video. This is mainly because I'm a crazy person who tends to say what I'm thinking out loud instead of in the comments. But I always try to make it an exception for you. You are the funny.
unfortunately i havent played starfield yet and do not want to watch any videos on it before i play it myself, but the videos i have watched have been fantastic and rewatchable, i must request that you keep making content as it makes me happy. have a good day.
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I like how BG thinks all planets without a breathable atmosphere are without any atmosphere whatsoever and just directly exposed to the void of space.
But it feels like a 1 inch wide 14 pound pipe is being removed from my body so surely
@justsomeguy8739 log out bro youre done
@@therealbestguest You know what, I can't argue with that logic.
It's not like Bethesda cares about the difference
@@therealbestguestummm 😂
In the vacuum of space, with no suit or helmet - that's how our grandfathers used to go to school. Uphill both ways.
Thank you for this gem of a comment hahaha
Uphill. In space. Through the snow, while it was raining, and angry space badgers bit their toes. And they were happy about it.
Thank you for standing up against the SCAM industry BIG SPACESUIT!
Agreed. BIG SPACESUIT has a lot to answer for. Stay strong, honey.
Oxygen is overrated.
Even primary version of himself is member of Big Spacesuit. But there is only one speaking the truth, across infinite dimensions.
No Uncle Fardenpooben
don't be disappointed
it was the datura, ok?
I understand now
Someone naming their ship after a highly toxic deliriant (a class of hallucinogens so nasty that the trips can often leave lasting psychological damage) is an... interesting choice.
@@wolfgangervin2582well, the ships annoying habit of trying to run away can leave everlasting psychological harm too. Just not the same kind.
No suit and mines only? Man... war has changed
War. War never changes 🤣
Fardenpooben. Fardenpooben never changes.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and it's consumption of life has become a well-oiled machine. War, has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotional control. Battle field control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War, has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War... has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war, becomes routine.
Better not let Ron Perlman hear you say that.
@@Lord_Ralphwar HAS changed
Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Honey's long shelf life is due to its low moisture content and acidic pH, which create an inhospitable environment for bacteria and microorganisms.
The facts speak for the facts
AGUSSSS
I farted and pooed
Literally anything
It also turns solid if you leave it alone long enough. This further prevents it from reacting with anything.
Fardenpooben looks like Machete's unhealthy younger brother Steak Knife
Cake knife.
Low bar for looking healthy.
@@TheRenofox Pizza cutter.
@@VidhurI mean he is from the Bronx
Hedge Clippers
"It has unbugged itself on fear" is now my part of my personal Starfield canon.
Hearing Best Guest's voice always make me instantaneously chill to the max.
Thank you honey, we love you
ularu doesn't seem to understand what "can't" means, fardenpooben CAN be serious, he simply chooses not to
fardenpooben is the reason we have to take our shoes off at the starport
"This is because he's an idiot" has to be one of the punchlines that has made me laugh the most out there; something so simple and blunt like a landmine. Yet still effective. Like a landmine.
Ah yes, Fardenpooben. A name that in "ye olde German" means "to go on a great journey to find a suitable location for which to go poop."
Far-den-pooben sounds more dutch that german tbh
Mr. Guest I have been terribly sick today and was in agony due to my muscle pains. Your smooth voice soothed my mind enough for me to slowly doze off. Thank you a lot.
"Have a nap to rehealth our innards gooder" is a sentence that brought me to the brink of enlightenment.
I had to rewind the video 3 times to receive this blessing.
Thank you honey, I love you very
I find it amazing that this chaotic playstyle actually works. Not just in this game but also fallout 4, skyrim and so on, i love it!
I cannot put any time into Starfield without slipping into a boredom coma but by jove will I watch Best Guest play it for 45 mins
It's concerning how you kids can only play shooters with constant action
if you're defending starfield, i heavily recommend playing literally any other game.@@EnclaveSgt
@@EnclaveSgtit’s just a terrible game
@@Liimeyyyit ain't tho. LOTR: Gollum is an actual terrible game.
And if you dislike Starfield, why are you in a Starfield video? Go play other games or something.
@@carolthepyro899 because I like the creator and I’m not playing it lmao, the game is made by a game giant and it’s mediocre at best and you applaud it
Never ever stop coming up with these gems. You're one of my heroes man !
"fully stunlocked on unlimited brainfarts" is a turn of phrase I was not expecting to jot down in my journal for later reference today. Or any day
Do you think you could make a slideshow of all the photos you took of Fardenpooben throughout his adventure?
Like a vacation photo album of all his finest angles with cool music in the background
Top tier content. I hope you get more recognition so rightfully deserved
I love best guest
He loves you too, I think.
@@UncleSamas I often lay awake of a night hoping so... his name a soft whisper on my mind...
Honey
He's one of the better youtubers I've seen, im suprised he isnt more popular.
Honestly finding your channel was nice
You've filled a Mitten Squad shaped hole in my hearttttttttttttttttt
I love watching your hole get filled
Another legendary hero for the best guest cinematic universe. Thank you, honey
"On cap, no god" should be a standard phrase from now on xD
We appreciate Uncle Fard's holiday snaps, its nice of him to think of us
I heard the kiss at the end, I was overwhelmed from that simple and beautiful action, and then the real ending happened
Are you saying that the real ending wasn't beautiful too?
@@kingofmemes5017 It was even more beautiful
Best Guest and Wilburgur are my top two TH-cam creators and both make Bethesda even more fun than they should be. Cross over would be legendary.
Agreed, it would be epic
As a person who lives in the Bronx, I can confirm Ive seen this guy on the train going to work a few times.
"As far as I'm concerned, science has a lot of explaining to do."
Well, he ain't wrong.
#TechnicallyCorrect
Well he is. You wouldn't explode if thrown into space without a space suit. Air would be sucked out of your lungs and you'd die of asphyxiation really quickly, but there's no exploding going on.
Frogs a sick man, what's your favourite Doritos flavour?
the outfit is glorious. Thank you Todd Howard for approving that design for the final game, please bestow the artist that created it a lovely hug or handshake.
Best Best Guest video of all time fr fr no god on cap
Pl-
No uncle Fardenpooden
I-
It was the datura, ok?
I understand now
Ships dont even explode they just come apart like lego with some sparkly effects. Hats off to you for being able to play this. Once i finished the campaign it got a quick uninstall.
I hate you Starfield haters, I’ll respond to you and in doing so I’ll talk to everyone else who hates this game: You took a lighter to a great dark forest, saw a twig, said it sucks, talked to the others who too took a lighter to the dark woods, who says the same, people who entered in and never played the game (entered the forest) sees you, sees “it’s ass”, thinks it’s ass, leaves. While people who love it actually took the time to see all it had to offer, in doing so I found it was a great game, if you completed the “campaign” then uninstalled you sniffed your steak and threw it away. Not a single BSG game was great because of its main story save for Morrowind, and that isn’t a bad thing, there’s a reason we love fallout and elder scrolls, the atmosphere, the lore, the side content, the detailed worlds. When I think of fallout 3 I think of Arefu, republic of Dave, Reillys rangers, Agatha, the dark atmosphere, and the DLC, when I think of oblivion I think of hackdirt, the oblivion gates, the guilds, goblin wars, etc etc… then I’ll think about liberty prime and the mythic dawn.
You didn’t touch what makes the game good, and you can’t just say “well if what I did wasn’t good and I have to do specific things in a open world, it sucks” but that’s the thing, it’s not specific, some people say you played the game wrong, that’s not true, you really just didn’t play the game, you can’t bite a piece of bread on a burger then say it’s ass, you need to taste every ingredient to enjoy it, nobody who argues this game is bad played it like a Bethesda game. They played it like no man’s sky or a linear game and got upset breaking rocks isn’t fun, like bitch you can be a space pirate or a cowboy, with entire quest lines to conform to those play styles, I’m a space wizard myself, and can’t stop having fun.
@@Vityaz-of-Ruslmfao imagine making a giant wall of text to suck off a boring, buggy, outdated, uninteresting Skyrim downgrade
@@Vityaz-of-RusTodd isn’t going to fuck you lil bro. The game just sucks
@@Vityaz-of-Rus there are people who have over 100 hours in this game on steam who have left negative reviews. Thats at least 4 whole days worth of time they put into the game and have come to the conclusion that its bad. You’re acting like all the criticism is invalid cause some people hate it despite not playing it, completely disregarding the diehard Bethesda fans that only put as much time into the game as they did because Bethesda made it, and they were trying to find that ‘great’ side stuff you mentioned.
And since you like analogies here’s one for you:
I don’t need a lighter, a forest, or a twig to describe this game. I just need to point to a hotdog that’s been dragged through dog shit on the sidewalk and say “this is bad, don’t eat it.” I am neither a chef nor have I tasted the poop dog but I know what bad food looks like, as I’ve tasted good food before.
And frankly… if you enjoy the poop hotdog then who I am to judge? Some people have higher tolerances for shit, just don’t be surprised when Bethesda start only selling poop dogs as they won’t be incentivised to improve their own standards if you don’t hold them to any.
@@Vityaz-of-Rus I enjoyed Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallouts 3, NV, and 4 for all the reasons you stated above. Actually, right now i even think Fallout 76 is in a really good spot. Starfield felt very empty. I explored all the side things I had the patience to. This is someone who took purchasing skyrim 2 times to actually beat the main questline instead of doing all the side crap. Starfield did not feel the same. The randomly generated pool of 8 repeated features on a planet or moon just sucked. The cities were cool to explore but it wasn't enough to prop the game up. They should have made the solar system half as big, and put more named locations in each area for interest. Imo i probably will not ever go to NG+ and replay the game, I have zero desire to do it. I never felt that way about other Bethesda titles.
FYI i am not a Starfield hater. It was an okay game, it was not bad by any means, but it also wasn't really good
Magnificent. The hero our generation needs.
The hero of Playing Frisbee With Your Dad and/or Uncle (trademark)
what a beautiful touching story, truly makes one weep in appreciation
I'm glad someone else met Chibbleborple Cheese at a music festival. I thought i was eating some bad grilled cheese.
Never thought I'd see Todd Rogers running around in space without a space suit.
I appreciate the effort and sweat that went into making this build possible.
Fardenpooben provided the necessary sweat
There aint no space for suits in this challenge
Like how you became the unabomber midway through. Terrorists are just looking for ez xp
Fardenpooben looks like Danny Trejo 🤣 I can't stop laughing at the facial expressions
I love that Bethesda never accounted for the fact you might be without a spacesuit in space so you just have your thruster jets coming out of your bare shoulders.
The photomode UI came up and my heart stoped for a second
25:36 I never thought to play that way. Fardenpooben has taught me much.
Just found this channel and it's already my favorite. This man's going to be big one day.
I searched for new uploads earlier today. Best Guest always delivers. Thank you honey
Okay the Skyrim bit got me, starting to love this guy’s vids too much
god, i love his commentary lol
Such a great video! Great sense of humour too mate!
Your videos are very funny to watch. Thanks for going through all the effort to post stuff like this on TH-cam.
Watching Best Guest play Starfield is vastly more entertaining than actually playing Starfield. Just as Hodd Toward intended.
you're making Games that I would never have an interest in seem incredibly fun -> you are truly a renegade that forges his own path and a genius at that!
I thank Todd for preparing and delivering this content straight to our brain holes!
They made a game with a bajillion different little fishbowl maps separated by loading screens and yet their game still can't tell when you're outside and when you're inside. Brilliant...
Just gotta say, keep the vids up man. I absolutely love the comedy and your commentary is superb. All your playlists are pure art, hoping there's more of, well.. anything, it's all gold❤
You get a like for the Star Wars and Goggins ref in the same sentence.
FINALLYA NEW BEST GUEST VIDEO! HOLY GAZORPAZORP I AM HOOKED ON THIS CHANNEL.
watching uncle fardenpooben waddle around is the highlight of my week
no, actually, the last second of this video is the highlight of my week! 🤣
Thank you for another marvelous video Best Guest you're the best of guests
This is my favorite channel right now lol
Dude frogs are so cool and chill, Starfield gets a 0/10 for me for lack of frogs.Fardenpoopen gets a ribbit/10 for looking like one.
I like to imagine the other "take me seriously" starborn NPCs trying to keep a straight face with this balding middle aged guy's running around in rainbow spandex and throwing frisbees at people.
Out of ALL the universes these guys have seen - right up until this one - , exactly zero have had the sheer shenanigans of Uncle Frisbee. Dude's having good ol fashioned family time with everyone, and then everyone gets so exhausted playing with Uncle Frisbee
Looks like you had a blast with this one.
This comment is now mine.
@@shinymainespooncute golurk
@@colonel1003 Thank you. Friend of mine drew it for me
So my dog does this thing that almost every time he jumps on bed to go to sleep he makes a loud fart and it never gets old. Been witnessing this for 7 years now. Still funny.
Dammit! I'm at work so can't watch this right now. Something to look forward to tonight, then.
Thank you Best Guest. Love you, honey
This video make me enjoy Best Guest 16 times more
That was superb...one of the funnyest things I have watched on youtube for quite a while. I have finished the main quest line so understood the concept from the start.... Thank You for making my day so much brighter.
The first 45 seconds already gave me an existential crisis and questioned my belief in science. Thank God you added that rebar-piercing-anoos part for comic relief.
Also.. That Sarah getting punched animation is TOP TIER..
Once I get this game, I'll have to roleplay as a Neobrazilian or whatever happened to us after Earth became a clay ball. What I really hope for is a mod that adds space opera stuff from Metabaron, Dune, Babylon 5, Flash Gordon, Exo Squad, Schlock Mercenary... Any of these would be neat.
this is the first time ive heard about the end game for starfield. and man i wouldnt have it any other way
This run really just feels like a 40k ork run. As long as your character believes he is in the atmosphere, he is fine.
"oh this will be fun" *dies* lmfao
I like BG assaults my senses with the extreme descriptions of smells, worthy of a Publisher award.
Just a nod to the shear amount of time and effort you put into this, Honey. Love you.
Speaking of skyrim, I just found out that the anniversary edition update erased the solthiem quests march of the dead and retaking thirsk on nintendo switch.
Thankfully they told us they were already aware and investigating the issue…
Sure that was two years ago, but I’m hopeful
I can just imagine the vendors you're going to for the mines. "Jesus here comes Fardenpooben again for his daily mine fix"
I can’t wait for 5 of these characters to do a group playthrough like you did in Skyrim.
Fardenpooben flensed my uncle from existence, leaving an uncle shaped hole in reality which Uncle Fardenpooben now fills, thank you uncle.
"There are no consequences whatsoever. Job done" -literally the entire game lol. Amazing video!
Thank you for reintroducing me to the term "sloshing" which Cracks me up to this day 😂.
Keep up the good work!
armored core 6 gotta be the closest to being that game without bugs, it's pretty solid
@@o_hell_nah I wish 😔 so far they've just been fucking me
@@o_hell_nahwait I don’t get it is it about fucking robots or Fucking Robots
This is the first I’ve actually seen anyone play Starfield. I avoided content on it at launch coz I thought I would buy it and experience it first myself but I completely forgor.
I’m glad that this is the first that I’ve seen of this game.
Bless you Fardenpooben, and Godspeed
Man, these Biffing Sprit videos are awesome.
You make me happy in dark moments. Truly, thank you. : )
Fardenpooben has increased my life expectancy exponentially
He looks like Machete, now you can't unsee it
It's very often that I don't comment on a video.
This is mainly because I'm a crazy person who tends to
say what I'm thinking out loud instead of in the comments.
But I always try to make it an exception for you. You are the funny.
4:47 lmao wasn’t expecting domestic violence today
6:47 too
The sheer joy of seeing a new upload... Thank you honey!
No Uncle Fardenpooben, don't be disappointed. I- it was the datura, ok? I understand now.
You good sir have managed to make starfield interesting. Well done.
Okay, lost it hard at the photo album reveal 30 minutes in!😂
I didn't know you were a Gogginist
Can't hurt boat crew 2!!!
Waitaminute, that fardenpoobin that was specifically dissapointed on me was wearing a spacesuit!
unfortunately i havent played starfield yet and do not want to watch any videos on it before i play it myself, but the videos i have watched have been fantastic and rewatchable, i must request that you keep making content as it makes me happy. have a good day.
Ayy convergence pfp
I hope you don't plan on paying for Starfield.
We have been blessed once again
Honestly you make every crap day I have, better in every way best guest