JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA MEMES
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- Eating sweets? No baby
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So papa, we did it, we reached the sugar
Dolan Dark yo Grandayy
Yes Johnny
yeet
Why the hell are you not a member of Papa's channel
Dolan Dark I agree with my husband
Pyro Pyro
Yes Papa
Visit me in prison
No Papa
I think this is my most favorite comment
Luke lol
Oof
Luke
You have a new sub
I actually laughed (￣∇￣)
Bully Pyro into pinning it
Pyro, Pyro?
Yes, TH-cam?
Bullying children?
No, TH-cam.
Telling lies?
No, TH-cam.
Open your mouth.
*Your video has been demonetized*
he has a badge
How do you have a badge
Che$p@ *face palm*
@@czpa6406 I donated 10,000 VBucks to Pyro
An weed 4 theeeeeeeeeeeeee
This pyro guy really sounds like that guy who reached a quarter of a million subscribers amrite
Lol, yeah he sounds like that one guy
Xxx_M4R10 N64_xxX yeah omg your right
I'm waiting for someone to get wooshed
Nice funny
good
Pyro: Kitty Kitty.
Cat: Yes Pyro?
Pyro: Falling down?
Cat: No Pyro.
Pyro: Telling lies?
Cat: No Pyro.
Pyro: Let me se-- *Unintelligible wheezes of laughter*
Also fuck this subscription.
Why is there a NFKRZ in your name?
ligma
What is amgil
@@AtlasFox_ what is ajnin
-" johnathon, johnathon"
~"yes father figure? What is it that you are inquiring?"
-"i have reason to believe that you are comsuming the common household food known as glucose, or 'sugar'. Are you?"
~"negative, father who gave me 50% of my chromosomes when you made my mother pregnant. I am not doing so"
-"are you deciding to be less than truthful with me?"
~"father, i would like to re-itterate that i am not consuming glucose"
-" could you please open the orafice that houses your teeth to confirm or deny my theory"
I didn't know how much I needed this until now.
mmm yes papa
Haha HAHAHA hahahahha
*LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*
Jonathan Joestar
-reading this?
-No papa!
Jk
*Pyrocinical* “if u keep ketchup in ur fridge, die”
In a surprising turn of events half of the population of the world has died
Ketchup companies have fallen due to an error of a writing "keep opened bottle in the fridge"
That's just natural selection
This is so sad, can we hit 250,000 subscribers?
B-but I keep petscop 2 in my fridge, p-pyro senpai..
Sam
wait
the fridge calls the woman "mother"
are they telling me that a woman gave birth to a fridge
Hell, I'd call her mommy too
YES
Her husband's a human
Mom had fridge affair
silent hills
Pyro, Pyro
Yes, fanbase?
Making Petscop 2?
Yes, fanbase.
Telling lies?
No, fanbase.
Open your video files.
**FILE NOT FOUND**
Underated comment
pyro:*loads desert eagle* you have 24 for hours to delete this..
Carolyn, why would he say that? I think he would be more like this is true
Open your video files.
*so guys we did it-*
Hahaha
_So guys we did it, we ate 250,000 sugar cubes..._
oof
Telling lies
No papa
Quarter of a million*
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
kill me
Pyro, Pyro?
Yes, Fanbase?
Dead inside?
No, Fanbase.
Telling lies?
No, Fanbase.
Open your mouth.
*SO GUYS WE DID IT*
no
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
Ok stop
We're at 2.5 million subscribers now
That's 2,500,000 of you guys and still growing!
"Johnny, Johnny"
"Yes papa"
"Having a pet rat?"
"No papa"
"Open your hands"
"*Opens his hands and shows a white rat*"
" *Drown it* "
"Dad what?"
" *I SAID DROWN IT* "
I stared intensely at this comment until I realised it was a jojo reference
@@Igazi It do be like that
Nah Imma set it free and have my epic older brother die because of it
Aight imma send you here
R/cursedcomments
of mice and men
*I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE’D*
Lol
*NO PAPA*
it’s actually hard
Lol
The power of a God
Papa: Johnny Johnny
Johnny: yes Papa
Papa: stealing content
Johnny: no Papa
Papa: open your channel
Johnny: HA HA HA
*so guys*
🤣🤣
@@ploxycone9397 we did it
@Troi Uni Pyro taught him in the beginning of the vid
its fucking johny
The Father's moustache makes him look like Joseph Stalin
Why is this so true?
@@god1613 because he doesn't want Johnny to eat the sugar?
that its why he doesnt want jonny to eat
I would say this is dumb, but maybe this was actually propaganda hidden as a kids music channel.
@@christianred9730 :-0
That look nice of pure hatred at 10:26 made me feel like my dad was screaming at me that I was a failure
...
Hey guys welcome back to YGS, I know it's been a while since we've been here, but here we are
ETHAN GREENWELL you were s o close to achieving the funny, and yet you failed. you goddamn fool
PYRO PYRO
YES PAPA
MILKING MEMES
NO PAPA
TELLING LIES
NO PAPA
SHOW ME CHANNEL
HAHAHA
ok
Memes 100%
Noice
There is ads in vid!!!
no swearing on my comment pls, this is family friendly content only
Papa papa
Yes Johnny
Drinking alcohol
No Johnny
Telling lies
No Johnny
Open your mouth
(Puts breathalyzer in)
*BAC level 0.10*
@@danielp0478 only 9 min ago this video uploaded
th-cam.com/video/LJ0CtMDKips/w-d-xo.html
ILLUSION 100
that's how you do it my child!
topkek
stop following me
* *SILENCE* *
Yes Papa?
(When your Dad is in prison)
Woosh
Masoud hey..
7:00 "Kojima please, please"
*Shows a picture of Hirohiko Araki, the creator of JoJo's bizarre adventure*
Move aside: offical bro army member coming through.
Rory Carter nooooooooooo
('):
Pewdiepie stole Pyro’s content, so let’s steal the name of his fanbase
You think you're so special?
Rory Carter yeeee
We are slowly lowering our standards for a good meme.
But this meme is even worse than Ugandan Knuckles.
Later a rock will be the best meme ever
Diabeetes
TH SPEAKING ITS NAME IS FORBIDDEN!
The real question is did we even have standards...
*IVE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAED*
I fucking love that vid
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we got
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
The vid, isn't made by matpat
*I've just *simultaneously* whipped a nae nae
If you are reading this, then just pause at 10:26. Just do it and turn Pyro's face into a meme. We need it
The anthropomorphic fridge is my fursona
fridge-sona
Hahaha
Who would win?
A furry fox from an indie horror game franchise
or
a fucking fridge
Mine is Johnny Johnny
Niydfass Papa beats both of them
I just paid 5 dollars to basicly have a bigger tumor god rest my soul
Evan Anderson hey same
now we are official members of the bro army
Wait do you get on pyros video only?
Copy pasters!!!
John Killer excuse me
Answer, O son of mine! Answer, Johnny, this!
What is your inquire, father? Anything amiss?
Hast thou been eating sugar, little child o' mine?
Nay, father! Allegation of that I decline!
Do I deceit detect from thy kid mouth?
To fool my dearest father would be most uncouth!
Then uncover thy chompers if the truth you speak!
Alas! For my own laughter exposed the trick!
edit: this isn't even original you gay commy hippies
shakespeare is that you bro?
When u run out of estus flasks
That was wonderful to read.
No u you gay commie hippie
10:28
If my kid was playing Fortnite, It's time for 🆎ortnite
bruh
"I support abortion, up to 18 years of age" - God
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 bruh stfu
@@blackgayman lools like someone got aborted a bit too early
I like how it's 69 likes lol.
Watching this as soon as I saw it in my feed so that I could see it before it got taken down.
Yep
Same
Yeah
Yep
Same
So guys we did it, we hit a quarter of a million subscribers and still growing
You pay pyro v-bucks
@K K thats for joining
@K K you spend money on him
Quarter of a million is 250k
What are you even talking about
Shy Droid we did it*
Jonathan, I repeat Jonathan
Yes male parental guardian? What do you call my attention for?
Have you been consuming C12H22O11 in secrecy while not under my supervision?
You are under the pretence that I have father, however that is not the case.
Would you dare fabricate this falsity that you have not consumed sucrose? To your own father?
I must repeat father, these claims are most untrue.
If this is indeed true, please present your oral cavity Jonathan
*H A H A H A*
I shall now exhale atmospheric gases from my lungs in an irregular pattern.
jim bo needs to be read in text to meme
My name is Jonathan
lol hahahahah 😂😂😂
"Did you wake up"
"No papa"
"Oh good so youre still asleep"
Daddy: (grabs the 12 gauge on the wall)
Bullshit!
Jhonny: i am in the vacancy of my bed and am currently still asleep
Daddy: lol whatever
CJ CJ
Yes Big Smoke
In the wrong house
no big smoke
telling lies?
no big smoke
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ax Fuk wit big smoke remember dat name
Bump
All we had to do was follow the damn train!
#15 burger King foot lettuce
Pyro, pyro?
Yes TH-cam?
Using copyrighted videos?
No TH-cam
Telling lies?
No TH-cam
Copyright strike
Sadness
"Ha Ha Ha"
Hahaha
*Copyright strike*
OOF OOF OOF
You said "dead" instead of "game ended"... DESGUSTING
*DISGUSTANG*
DESGASTANK
Desgusting
DIS-GAS-TANK
Hi sistusang
"your children are probably watching this" - pyro to his viewer base of 12 year olds
You mean 13 year olds
Probably 14 year olds.
at the time probably 11
@@isaacsrandomvideos667 nah 7
White Chocolate nah 6 and 3 quarters
*I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAED*
IMPLAUSIBLE!!!!
Nae nae harmabe
B...but *THATS ONLY THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE!*
Is it possible to learn this power?
I read this comment at the EXACT moment it happened in the video and was so damn lost. I'm slow.
"I MAKE CONTENT TO BULLY PEOPLE"
ah yes. like father, like children
is that a leafy reference
Only true ogs remember Johny do do do do do do do Jonhy do do do do do do do
Artvader OGs or Assylum Patients?
The animation had me in tears, it was so weird, the poor children
That was like last week
Literally some toddler behind me was watching it when i was coming back from vacation in Turkey
only true ogs remember daddy shark do do do do do
8:57 Pyro predicting the next Morgz video
Thank you for featuring my meme, my lawyer will be in contact with you soon. See you in court.
nani
You serious mate? Wouldn’t you think that’s a bit HARSH?
SHUFFY 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😅
Ruby I’m disappointed in you
@@StylesxYT r/wooosh
You can expect videos called calling Johnny at 3:am next week
@@Homeowner486 no u
Right on schedule.
th-cam.com/video/F1PDFv2GZsA/w-d-xo.html
Hell yeah xd
Alredy one
wait wtf, who doesn't keep ketchup in the refrigerator?
normal people
pyro doesn't because he can't read. so he can't see the label that says "refrigerate after opening"
Kieron Huggins WHAT IS WRONG EUTH UOU THO
I don't, aren't I special?
I have no idea... Where else would you even store it?
This is amazing how rewatchable the value of this video is
Pyro Pyro
Yes papa?
Getting ad revenue?
Yes papa
Telling lies telling lies?
No papa
Open statistics
Pyro: *laughs while tears go down his cheeks*
i just got a 2012 meme ad
So guys, we did it, we pushed pyro to his breaking point.
TOOL PROFILE PIC YAY
Oh
i just got really stoned
Jhony Jhony
Yes Papa
New Tool album?
No Papa
@@breakingpointisded903ohhhh
He said "LIAR", "kick him out of the window" and "a fine addition" behind each other. I know its a coincedence but it also sounds like a star wars Episode III reverence
Alternate Title: Pyro gets bullied for 11 minutes and 46 seconds
Yeah. Not so clever when it's him getting the brunt of it, isn't it?
Funny comment, but the video is actually 11 minutes and 45 seconds, not 46 seconds, SWAT team will be at your house, thank you.
@@jackortiz1 am crackling I forgot I posted this. Double check my guy LMAO 💕💕💕
@@_spice_1361 no its 11 minutes and 45 seconds
@@krasket double check
The person who makes this shit must be rolling in some serious cash
But no food ;-;
SuperGaming Dude but is it worth it?
All of the 3,000 rupees.
bitch his video has over 1 billion views
Legend says he is still eating sugar
Thanos thanos
Yes avengers
Stealing stones
No avengers
Telling lies
No avengers
Show me your hand
HA HA *SNAP*
1:01
Papa "Telling lies?"
Pyro " I f*ckin wish m8"
So guys we did it, we ate sugar
*applause* and thats what this is all about
So guys we did it,
we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-i'm just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome. so as you can probably tell this isn't really a montage parody, this is really more like a kind thank you / update video so in this video i'm quickly gonna go over two things: firstly advertisements, and more importantly : the future of this channel and what kind of direction its headed. okay so firstly, the advertisements. believe it or not but montage parodies are actually a copy right minefield new content is getting claimed every day. we could use something from.. lets say.. 5 years ago, and tomorrow a huge company could come along and claim that video as there's and we have no control over that. and any video we use that product in could either get copyright striked or lose monetization, meaning that all the money made from that video would get sent to the company, and not us. the only real way to counter this is to get advertisements placed on my channel, i mean its a win-win for everyone involved you know i get a safety net generated for myself and the company gets exposure and you guys, my sub subscribers, sit through a two second ad that will be as short and painless as possible, so next i'm gonna talk about the future of this channel, this doesn't mean in anyway that i'm actually quitting montage parodies, its basically why you subscribed to my channel and i enjoy making them and there's no reason to quit because i'm in full time education i have less time to make and upload videos it use to be weekly uploads and now its pretty much once a month but in my opinion uploading once a month isn't enough id like to upload more than that, i mean, as much as possible but montage parodies take a long time to make, collecting the resources, coming up with an original idea ya know, all this stuff takes time and planning and that combined with me being in education means that they take a while to make, a good video that goes into detail about this is rubber Ross's video "future of independent animation on TH-cam" it is a different theme'd video because I don't do independent animation, but you can still kind of relate because uploads become more infrequent; channel traffic slows down this is why i want to make videos that are related to montage parodies, but aren't exactly meta montage parodies, like I said before: i'm not quitting montage parodies, its basically seen as either you wait for me to upload one video a month or i upload one video a month with a bunch of you know, funny game-play stuff in between. A great example of this would be counter strike global offensive but at the end of the day, its all down to you guys, you guys are my subscribers and id love to hear your feed back on what you'd like me to do next, leave a comment below: your thoughts and ideas. I'm gonna try to respond to as many comments as I can to this video. I would love to hear your feedback on what kind of videos you'd want to see, any future ideas for the channel. I feel that because your subscribed to an extent, you're inclined to, you know, share your thoughts and ideas, and have a say on what i should do next, and its really appreciated guys. and lastly i want to thank you guys, thank you guys for helping this channel grow so quickly, in such a short amount of time I mean I started doing videos like these just over a year ago and i would have never expected my channel to grow so quickly in such a short amount of time just from montage parodies its amazing, you know i've been reading the comments and some of them have just been genuinely amazing i've been told people have depression and they find these videos you know therapeutic and have enjoyed them, and lifted their spirits and stuff and its just amazing how my videos can do that to people and that really motivates me to do more of these videos, and just thank you all so much for giving me this opportunity, it really-it really means a lot guys you have no idea, and lastly i want to give a shout out to all the people who helped make this video whether that's voice overs, animations, stuff like that. firstly we got Harvey Rothman he designed my TH-cam profile picture, and has also designed a what the fast intro for my channel, and its just amazing i love his animation style he is just a really nice guy to talk to, be sure to subscribe to his channel, hes got an upcoming animation for five nights at freddy's "foxy gets hooked", he does music production, hes all around a really good guy, next we got Hitlerspimp hes just so talent with SFM, he designed the intro for me, its unbelievable how talented he his, be sure to check out his videos, hes just amazing. and lastly check out creamforce for his sexy voice over he did in the video honestly he does a lot of montage parody esc videos, definitely check him out his videos are just amazing and he just has a great personality all around. and that's it guys that's all i wanted to explain, thank you all for sitting through this video and taking all the information in, don't forget to comment down below your thoughts and feelings, id love to hear your feelings on where to take this channel montage parodies are still coming, i've got at least 2 videos in the works right now and will be up very soon. thank you all again for a quarter of a million subscribers i'm just still amazed that we reached this number in just a short amount of time, thanks guys.
Lol I was waiting for someone to comment this!
@The main cause of warps in all of reality no papa
@@randommoroccan1262 oh my god, you wrote the whole of it.... impressive!
I can see a Calling Johnny Johnny at 3am (Gone Wrong) video being created right now
Family boy same
Ha
"i got killed by johnny johnny in real life! not clickbait"
th-cam.com/video/F1PDFv2GZsA/w-d-xo.html Close enough.
Calling Johnny Johnny on the phone. 3am challenge. He answered with Boss baby. Legit vid. Funny happy vid
Nothing looks out of place here ^^;
“Pyro”
“Pyro”
“Yes user”
“Overusing solid snake memes”
“No user”
“Telling lies”
“No user”
“Open your mouth”
“Did you know You can become an official member of the Pyrocynical channel”
Solid snake memes? I think you mean venom snake memes, solid snake wasn't even born by the events of V if I'm remembering correctly.
Or you can just hit a quarter of a mil subs
calvin fair sorry I’m uncultured
Papa: Johnny johnny
Johnny: Papa the accident wasn't your fault, you have to let go
So guys, we did it.
We managed to Piss off pyro with his own Video
Lol ikr
For the 250,000 time
Jonathan, I repeat Jonathan
Yes male parental guardian? What do you call my attention for?
Have you been consuming C6H12O6 in secrecy while not under my supervision?
You are under the pretence that I have father, however that is not the case.
Would you dare fabricate this falsity that you have not consumed glucose? To your own father?
I must repeat father, these claims are most untrue.
If this is indeed true, please present your oral cavity Jonathan
lol
Dad?
_Unzips dick_
*NO PAPA*
*yes*
Wrong sugar.
Jonny jonny
Yes papa?
You have to let me go.
No papa.
The crash wasn't your fault..
TOO SOON
CRYING AND SCREAMING
haha you totally created that, can we get a round of applause for this original comment?
Dang
@@Mike-om3ly I've seen it only like 5 different channels and reddit
“If my kid was doing fortnite I would through him out the window”
Me too me too
Pyrocinical fanbase: *BULLY CHILDREN*
Pyro: *Then stop bullying me*
Pyrocinical fanbase: *>:(*
This made me laugh pretty hard m8, don't know why, but it did so thanks
Left
Right
TH-cam: "Cocomelon wants to know your location"
Here before it gets removed
same
Same tho haha
same papa
Jontheboy ikr
same
Make
Good quality content
Gets 1M+Views
Make
Bad Quality animations
Gets 100M+Views
@@cyndaqua you're telling me those shitty animations take a long time to make
Did somebody say my name?
Make
Cancer song
Gets 6 billion views
Loki Hruškar Lol Despacito
***undertale flashbacks*** *O H. N O*
“When I start live streaming” Sure, Pyro. Sure.
My hands tremble as I raise the revolver. His eyes are wide with fear and mine surely look no different. This has to be done. I have endured so much pain. All the lies, the mocking, the betrayal. I can't take it anymore.
I am numb to it all, barely feeling the tears pouring down my cheeks as I watch him collapse to the ground. Broken, I murmur, "Are you eating sugar?"
He replies with a disheartened "N-no Papa..."
But I know that it's just another lie. Another feeble attempt to fool me...well I'm not falling for it. I shake my head slowly, staring at him with attentive disappointment. My finger presses lightly on the trigger.
"No more lies, Johnny. Not anymore."
Marry me.
HOLY SHIT!!!
holy shit
I'm literally at a loss for words right now
And I pull the trigger, all I'm left with is guilt but at the same time I feel satisfaction.
It's hard to describe, but I manage to say
"Ha ha ha ha......"
I enter the kitchen.
My gun falls to the floor "Dad how could you?"
He was eating sugar I said "Are you eating sugar???" He responded "No baby." I was disappointed not only my son, but my father too.
I grab the gun and pull the trigger.
No more lies.
Pyro Logic
Not Normal to have Ketchup in the fridge
Normal to drink water out of a jar Ike a pilgrim
"Did you wake up"
"Yes papa"
"Telling lies"
What how?
Edit:i think i know now why it makes sense i have felling this is what dad was thinking:No impossible did drug didnt work?
Modern Peter Griffin: Johnny Johnny
Johnny: Yes Papa
Modern Peter Griffin: *unfunny joke*
So how about that *shuffles deck, draws card* petscop 2 video
The badge
That badge makes my panties wet
badge
pyro hearted petscop 2 confirmed
HOLD IT! Before that petscop 2 resolves, I'll cast Teferi's Protection o myself. Now I am protected for a turn.
Pyro: * breaths*
Everyone: sToP cOpYiNg pEwDiEpIe
Pyro has been uploading frequently and consistently for once. I’m scared
I think We need to bully him more
No longer >:3
The thumbnail is just, I don’t even know...
Piece of art
Pyrocynical: send me your spiciest memes.
Pyro fanbase: *so guys we did it.*
Pyrocynical: stahp it bros.
Pyro fanbase: *we reached a quarter of a million subscribers*
*Breaking news: youtube sensation pyrocynical commits die*
Only to be brought back and revitalized by a fucking cat falling face first from a weelchair
Pyro is gonna end game himself
*He doesent commit a die he end games himself*
what is so funny about that meme. about pyro.
Pyrocynical commets not alive 😱ALI-A INTRO
TH-cam : Pyrocynical pyrocynical
Pyrocynical : yes youtube?
YT : uploading content that is not family-friendly?
Pyro : no youtube
YT : telling lies?
Pyro : no youtube
YT : *DEMONETISED*
Pyro: Ha Ha Ha
LMFAO
That was a pain in the ass to say in the same accent as Johnny Johnny
Rip Cute little Lesbenese
Shoulda been pyro pyro but i get it
pyro pyro
yes my viewers
making petscop 2?
yes my viewers
telling lies?
no my viewers
where is the video?
hahaha
Creative_Zach Gaming did he not finish it?
Alex Baker There have been several new petscop uploads since
2018 Pyro was something else
I'm surprised, no one's screaming about his voice crack
*thaAnks*
When did it happen
Lucas Campbell WHERE
Ah
real fight between Pyro and Slazo when?
Pin this pyro
My £5 finally meant something. No longer the worst trade deal in history
i wasted £5 to get a communist picture next to my name
pyro bucks
They’re gonna stage it
- Jonathan, I repeat Jonathan.
- Yes father, for what form of logical judgements do you call my attention for?
- Have you been consuming C6H12O6 lately for as through my observations I have noticed a sudden disappearance of this chemical substance and in secrecy while not under my supervision?
- You are under the pretense that I have father, however, that is not the occasion of this particular matter.
- You would dare fabricate this falsity that you have not consumed this particular substance?
- I must repeat father, these claims are most untrue.
- If this is indeed not in accordance with fact or reality, please present your oral cavity to contradict my discredit, Jonathan.
- Forgive me father for I have sinned, I must confess you have seen through my foolish schemes. I shall now recreate the act of making informal pandemonium that indicate this occurence as a laughing matter and as a sign of my obsolete ignorance.
"Ha Ha Ha"
Frankyroflz trying to get likes by trying to be one of the top comments I see.
@KingAsaTheGoodest 42170 yes
Frankyroflz nice
Frankyroflz how long did it take you to do this
holy crap you beat me
“If my kid was playing Fortnight I’d throw them out the window”
-idk how to spell this
hero of a mans name what am I doing with my life
Fork knife
What's so hard about spelling Pyrocynical?
youre getting bullied for not bullying children
"Johnny Johnny," said the man to the grave marker. It, if course, offered no response. Cold and quiet, the grave marker memorialized the day that Johnny's innocent, happy disposition ceased to brighten the halls of the man's home.
The man clenched his fists, trying in vain to stifle the tidal wave of grief that threatened to erupt. "Telling lies?" he whispered through tears.
The grave marker said nothing. "Jonathan Smith, 1999-2005" was the only reply it could offer, and only if one chose to read it.
The man had no idea that he could become so angry, and he had no idea that little boys could be so... so frail. He didn't comprehend that he was hurting his son till after his hands released their grip around Johnny's throat, till he heard his wife screaming...
"All over a bag of sugar?" the arresting officer had asked. He was a young man with a crew cut, no older than the man's nephew, maybe even a rookie cop, trying to make sense of the tragedy. The man had offered no reply. He could only watch in stunned silence as the paramedics loaded his son's lifeless body into the ambulance.
But now the man realized it wasn't just about sugar. No, it was about him. He should have seen the warning signs. He had stopped going to AA, ignoring the phone calls from his sponsor. He had started drinking again, because of course he had, he always came back to the bottle. No matter how much the liquor destroyed his life, no matter how hard he fought for sobriety, he could still hear its silent siren's call, and he could resist it, for a time. Only for a time.
So the bottle had found him again, just like it had found him on the day he snuck into his pappys liquor cabinet when he was twelve. And as the man lost himself in the devil's drink, he could only watch helplessly as the relationships he worked so hard to build in sobriety crumbled. The light slowly but surely went out of his life, and, true to form, the Bad Thoughts returned.
It was during one such spell of drinking and Bad Thoughts that the man found Johnny, his son, his only son, sneaking away from the pantry with a mouth full of sugar.
The grave marker stood as a silent witness to these quiet revelations.
The man thought back to the final words he had spoken to his son. "Open your mouth," he whispered to the grave marker. He checked his watch--it had been three hours since he took two bottles of Tylenol. He was past the point of no return. Even if he were rushed to the hospital this very moment, there was nothing the doctors could do. It would be a painful death, and slow. But perhaps this was the best way to atone for his crime.
No longer fighting back tears, the man now struggled to hold back a fit of maniacal laughter. "Ha, ha, haaaa," he whispered. He lay down before the grave marker. He was beginning to feel nauseous and achy. The Tylenol was making short work of his already fragile liver. Soon he would spike a fever and begin bleeding. It would not be long now.
I'm coming to see you, Johnny.
I'm coming to see you soon.
I dare you write that for an essay and send it to a school.
@@three2theone625 maybe i will
dude good job
Wow good read dude epic job mang
FUCK
Gone from bullying real children to animated children then have we?
We evolving
No papa
Ahahaha
8:31
Sorry I can’t write anything clever, I’m dead
Making original content? yes papa
Telling lies?
No papa
Open your mouth
So guys we did it guys, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers
perfect
I WAS HOPING THIS WAS HOW THIS COMMENT WAS GOING TO END LMAO
www.bullyhunters.org
LMAO 225 LIKES
you copied mine
Pyro I still haven't seen Petscop 2
He's already seen it, i saw the comment section in the video petscop 11
telling lies?
@@maplelilysofia9329 no papa
fat memes.
So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million Johnny Johnny yes papa videos
10:01 this guy looks like he's about to get failed in his art school Entrace exam
Felix Felix.
Yes pyro?
Stealing my videos?
No pyro.
Telling lies?
No pyro.
Open your computer.
Hahaha
*deletes Felix's video*
lol
HeMo7mo7 HeMo7mo7 pyro stile pewds vid and pewds is a lot more powerful
So guys we did it, we hit a quarter of million subscribers.
/dead
Hey guys my name is slazo
Oh no
So guys we did it, we hit a quarter of ten million subscribers
My memes at 9:31
Pyro Pyro
Yes viewers?
making shrek has swag 4?
Yes viewers
Open your computer
*Shrek movie review*
Open the computer. *Launch of Pacman's PC system.*
Sam theirongolem v
Well guys, we did it. We reached 93 likes on this comment.
The fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-i'm just amazed, thank you all so much.
Glad to see the algorithm is serving me fine aged slop
So nice and refreshing to see Pyro getting bullied himself; the first time I've properly laughed at a pyro video in quite a while. You've truly earned your ad revenue on this one, Pyro. Good job.
Silent Gnome *you need to unsubscribe if this is the only video from pyro that made you laugh*
Silent Gnome and why does this video need revenue just because it made you laugh? so you’re to one who’s demonizing every single video in existence?
c--calm down mate
Your comment makes no sense; I'm speaking for and as only myself, with my own opinion. I thought that would be plainly obvious, but apparently not. As for 'demonizing' I cannot respond because I have no clue where you're getting that idea from. I would say please elaborate but I don't think I'll be coming back here to check for a reply. Ta-ra.
Dad: jhonny johnny
Jhonny: yes papa
Dad: eating sugar?
Jhonny: yes papa because I havent eaten for the past three days and you refuse to feed me and my little hands can only reach the sugar bowl. Here you are smoking a pack of cigarettes every day but complaining about me eating a little bit of sugar
the h and o are swapped round
Who hurt you?
What the frick block guardian? What do You mean
It was a joke, I meant that it was just so specific.
I saw this joke somewhere else
BREAKING NEWS
ENTIRE FAMILY DIES
literally no one is allowed to eat here wtf
*Crabs dancing in the background*
Croc Chow no u
Random Person so guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers
pyrocynical: has 200 intellect
also pyrocynical: spells "johnny" wrong twice in a row
Johnny Johnny solid 1
Johnny Johnny solid 2:
Johnny Johnny solid 3: sugar eater
Johnny Johnny solid 4: guns of papa
Johnny Johnny solid 5: the phantom sugar
Sons of papa and twin johnnys
Solidus Johnny, Solid Johnny, and Liquid Johnny.
johnny johnny solild 2: sons of papa
Jonhy sugar survival
Johnny Johnny Rising Refeasting
Johnny Johnny?
Yes papa?
*Open your mouth*
*Not again papa :'v*
Omfg XD
thanos : spidy, spidy
spiderman : yes thanos
thanos : exsisting ?
spiderman : no thanos
thanos : telling lies?
spiderman : no th-i dont feel so good
EXCUSE ME COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE
@@alainaking8805 I'm sorry little one
No
I was playing cuphead while watching this and the “I just simultaneously whipped and nae nae’d” sound caught me so off guard that I died
Pyro Pyro
Yes fanbase?
Bullying me?
No Pyro
Telling lies?
No Pyro
Open wide
so guys we did it we reached a quater of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing
the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much
for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.
so as you can probably tell this isnt really a montage parody, this is really more like a kind thank you / update video
so in this video im quickly gonna go over two things: firstly advertisements, and more importantly : the future of this channel
and what kind of direction its headed.
okay so firstly, the advertisements. believe it or not but montage parodies are actually a copy right minefield
new content is getting claimed every day. we could use something from.. lets say.. 5 years ago, and tommorow a huge company could come along
and claim that video as theres and we have no control over that. and any video we use that product in could either get
copy right stiked or lose monetizeation, meaning that all the money made from that video would get sent to the company, and not
us. the only real way to counter this is to get advertisements placed on my channel, i mean its a win-win for everyone involved
you know i get a safety net generated for myself and the company gets exposure and you guys, my sub subcribers, sit through a two
second ad that will be as short and painless as possible, so next im gonna talk about the future of this channel, this doesnt mean in anyway that im actually quitting montage parodies, its basically why you subscribed to my channel and i enjoy making them and
theres no reason to quit because im in full time education i have less time to make and upload videos it use to be weekly uploads
and now its pretty much once a month but in my opinion uploading once a month isnt enough id like to upload more than that, i mean, as much as possible
but montage parodies take a long time to make, collecting the resources, coming up with an original idea ya know, all this stuff takes
time and planning and that combined with me being in education means that they take a while to make, a good video that goes into
detail about this is rubber rosses video "future of independant animation on youtube" it is a different theme'd video because I
dont do independant animation, but you can still kind of relate because uploads become more infrequent; channel traffic slows down
this is why i want to make videos that are related to montage parodies, but arent exactly meta montage parodies, like I said before:
im not quitting montage parodies, its basically seen as either you wait for me to upload one video a month or i upload one video a month with a bunch of you know, funny gameplay stuff in between. A great example of this would be counter strike global offensive
but at the end of the day, its all down to you guys, you guys are my subscribers and id love to hear your feed back on what youd like me to do next,
leave a comment below: your thoughts and ideas. Im gonna try to respond to as many comments as I can to this video. I would love to
hear your feedback on what kind of videos youd want to see, any future ideas for the channel. I feel that because your subscribed
to an extent, you're inclined to, you know, share your thoughts and ideas, and have a say on what i should do next, and its really
appeciated guys. and lastly i want to thank you guys, thank you guys for helping this channel grow so quickly, in such a short amount of time
I mean I started doing videos like these just over a year ago and i would have never expected my channel to grow so quickly in such a short amount of time
just from montage parodies its amazing, you know ive been reading the comments and some of them have just been genuinly amazing
ive been told people have depression and they find these videos you know therapeutic and have enjoyed them, and lifted their spirits
and stuff and its just amazing how my videos can do that to people and that really motivates me to do more of these videos, and just thank you all so much
for giving me this opportunity, it really-it really means a lot guys you have no idea, and lastly i want to give a shout out
to all the people who helped make this video whether thats voice overs, animations, stuff like that. firstly we got Harvey Rothman
he designed my youtube profile picture, and has also designed a what the fast intro for my channel, and its just amazing. i love his animation style he is just a really nice guy to talk to, be sure to subscribe to his channel, hes got an upcoming animation
for five nights at freddys "foxy gets hooked", he does music production, hes all around a really good guy, next we got Hitlerspimp
hes just so talent with SFM, he designed the intro for me, its unbelivable how talented he his, be sure to check out his videos, hes just
amazing. and lastly check out creamforce for his sexy voice over he did in the video honestly he does a lot of montage parody esc videos, definintely check him out
his videos are just amazing and he just has a great personality all around. and thats it guys thats all i wanted to explain, thank you all for sitting through this video
and taking all the information in, dont forget to comment down below your thoughts and feelings, id love to hear your feelings on where to take this channel montage parodies are still coming, ive got at least 2 videos in the works right now and will be up very soon. thank you all again for a quarter of a million subscribers im just still amazed that we reached this number in just a short amount of time, thanks guys.
madkiwic did you Really write the whole script 😂
This is wonderfull
How😃
Hmm something's fishy...
*THIS COMMENT IS STOLEN...WELL...KIND OF*
Well, that escalated quickly...