"Sometimes I see your feet under the stall in the bathroom and I think that's a special lady right there." 😂 Such a creepy and odd yet hilarious character. Thank you Mary!
“If I found a taxidermy raccoon I probably wouldn’t share it with anybody.” Girl, same. This is hilarious. Thank you for all the awesome content you put into the world.
Plot twist: you get to her basement and it really is just full of nice dresses, photography equipment, perfectly lit, a game of checkers set up. This is is brilliant. :D
I had an extra cup of coffee so I wouldn't fall asleep (like I did last night) trying to get to the end of this one. This is a great character. YOU are brilliant!
Yessss! On point hair,clothes,glasses, personality everything 😭 I Don’t Know if shes trying to kill me or be my friend. I was admiring your shirt then you looked at the camera and said “are you looking at my shirt” I was like 🥴😳😭. Your the best I love you and your videos❤️😌 don’t ever stop!
I can not watch more than a minute of this video without busting up laughing ohhhmygod. I think I’ll just watch this for entertainment rather than ASMR. Also I unironically love the sweater, it’s actually kind of cute.
Could you maybe do a color therapy asmr video? I’ve always been curious about it and I think it would be so relaxing having the different changing colors
When I was concluding my PgD I got like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mary you are amazingly funny ! You know, I passed by a recent divorce and I got depressive but your videos are helping me lot ! You have a great mission : make people laugh and bring happinesses this world ! God Bless you 🙏🏻✨🌸🌹✨🌸🙏🏻
You know, I am going through a horrible time right now, and you seriously just made my day. I needed a laugh so badly, and as usual, I knew I count on you! Thank you Mary! :D
Awesome role play love your wig I need sleep been sneezing all night my allergies are really draining me thank you Mary fur the video you're the best Mary 💝😞😀🙏🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱💝💝💝😴😴
I love this character so much! I feel like she could be that really creepy best friend (and maybe a reoccurring character) that just pops out of nowhere when we are doing something. I’d love to see a part two out of this.
Nice to see you let your hair down for this video. Hate to see her coming after me with her stapler or scissors. This is hilarious. I needed a good laugh today so THANKS!!
I have this idea. Asmr Angel's Daisy Flower works at the same place with her. HR lady acts super creepy and naive Daisy responds in her own way to avoid her creepieness.
Lmao I know this is an older video but this is the first time I've watched it. Mary, your acting skills are on point. This character legit creeped me out, especially when she kept staring into the camera at me without moving or blinking or talking. Had to remind myself that it's just you doing a roleplay lol
I freaking love this character, she honestly reminds me of a combination of family members that moved here from Oklahoma. They were some odd odd people Minus the murderous intent
I'm a little late of well, I could never miss an asmr video from you!I love ya Mary keep up the good work😀👍Your my favorite asmrist ever💕💕!! May I request a video of you tapping and scratching on different sized boxes please? thank you❤😘
When I first learned about ASMR a few years back, I thought it sounded odd & something I’d never be into - WRONG! Then, when I learned there were stalker/kidnap videos, I thought, that sounds super creepy, people can relax to that?!? And yet - hahaha - I think this is one of the funniest videos and it’s been soothing me to sleep for 3 nights now! Thanks so much for this & helping everyone with all the myriad of videos you do! You’re the best!!!!
Those glasses and hair make me think of the 80's and maybe a bit of 70's and I love it! You are a good actress, creepy but more awkward than truly creepy. I like the video.
Absolutely great new character, There's no limit to your talent. I have said for the past 3 years that there's no better Asmr artist to end my night with than your vids😁
2 minutes in and I absolutely love this quirky and awkward lady!! I actually was staring at her sweater when she brought it up! I guess my salamander pools were sparkling with curiosity and she could sense it. Love her!
“I know what I would do..I would let you have it if you come home with me and we try on clothes together” Of every video you’ve ever made this has got to be one of the funniest lines yet.
I work in a small office and this character is almost exactly like one of my co-workers! From the way her hair is to her clothes to the way she talks to her mannerisms to her creepiness! Almost all spot on for my co-worker! Scary! Lol!
You should be actress! this is amazing and so funny. Laughing my head off. Mary you are great at what you do. :) Thank you for all that you do. I love all your videos!
I’m screaming with the 80s glasses, Mary! 🤣🤓 For some reason they remind me of Grandpa Howard in the movie Sixteen Candles. Haha! Have a great rest of the week! xoxo Christine in not as creepy CO. 😏
Oh lordy this hit a little close to home lol. I worked HR 4 years too many and I can't tell you how many employees like this who came to my orientations. Literally nothing anyone says shocks me now. Well, at least not outwardly expressed haha!
I am wondering if Carl and creepy lady would have any potential to start something beautiful. It they ever meet. 🤣 God knows Carl would be happy. Mary you are unique and very creative. I sometimes envy your ability to self entertainme. (And in process entertaining us.) You have a great mind.
This is the best! I have just found and been watching all of your role play videos and they are so funny and I get tingles. You are so talented! Thank you for working so hard at these. Do you write a script or pull all this off as you go? Fantastic!
🤣🤣 Oh lord have mercy Mary. I was surfing TH-cam and I seen your hair sticking out. Lol. I was thinking “who is that!?” Lo and behold, its SouthernAsmr. I appreciate you spicing the scene up a bit.
Lordy ! You're mind has bubbles of imagination bursting all over the place and I love it! ! You are hilarious - how the heck do you keep your face straight ? 😍
"Sometimes I see your feet under the stall in the bathroom and I think that's a special lady right there." 😂
Such a creepy and odd yet hilarious character. Thank you Mary!
Lmao
Christine S I know I couldn’t stop laughing
My favorite quote 🤣🤣🤣
I started laughing and I woke my husband up 😂
You should do they opposite side of this video and gossip to your friends about what the creepy hr girl did
Imagine a horror movie where creepy HR lady actually ends up being the main character's biggest ally and Donovan turns out to be the villain
I would absolutely watch that!
“Has anyone told you..you have beautiful eyes, they look like salamanders swimming in K-mart kitty pools.” Me: Uhhhhh thanks
K-mart kiddie pools
m b Ok thank you. I fixed it :)
You get so much into character!!!! I love it!!!! You are such a great actress. I just wanted to put it out there. I love your videos!!!!
“Can I touch your skirt? No, ok “😆🤣😆. This is the funniest one.
“I ordered some rope and a shovel” gtg 🏃🏻♀️
Violet Kimiko not to mention the lime which people use to cover up the smell when burying a body.
“If I found a taxidermy raccoon I probably wouldn’t share it with anybody.” Girl, same.
This is hilarious. Thank you for all the awesome content you put into the world.
Watching her pretend to touch my non-existent food is pissing me off. 😂😂😂😂 i love this 💜
Heidi Montanez Right 😭💀
Plot twist: you get to her basement and it really is just full of nice dresses, photography equipment, perfectly lit, a game of checkers set up. This is is brilliant. :D
“I could tell by looking in your salamander pools” 😂😭
YEAH RIGHT THANKS
So the obsessed fan became an obsessed dentist became an obsessed HR person who kidnaps people who I assume looks like the celebrity.
I LOVE your creepy roleplays... the combination of like invading boundaries and unsettling behavior is bizarrely tingly!
I can’t tell whether you want to date me or kill me 😂😂😂
All of the above 😂
"Im really fun at parties... unless I get a rash. Then, I have to go home😌" killed me
Omg, I lost it at “you’re just whoring around”. 🤣🤣
Julie H I literally had to pause it and cackled for like forever
I just finished Charity's triple date, what are we getting into now!?!? I'm excited...
I had an extra cup of coffee so I wouldn't fall asleep (like I did last night) trying to get to the end of this one. This is a great character. YOU are brilliant!
Oh, hello again, sweater of my dreams! 😍😍😍
I love this character! Thanks for the constant content and happy belated “channelversary”!!!
My body wants to laugh AND sleep at the same time.
24:10 to 24:37 is honestly the most disturbing moment in youtube history. I LOVE IT!!!!
Her staring is brutal
omg i swear her eyes stared so deep into my soul
I’m rofl at this HAHAHAHAHAH omg she’s so funnnnyyyyy
Omg, how can you make something so creepy yet relaxing at the same time? 😂 You are very talented, Mary!
mary trying to convince you to come down to her basement for 40 minutes straight
She's totally giving me "It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose!" T!!!😹❤😹
rasaan2011 “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ciante” 😭
@@fulminarre IKR!!!🤣
I'm getting Norman Bates. The taxidermy.
@@Himaryous Yes I see Norman in there too!!😁
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
Yessss! On point hair,clothes,glasses, personality everything 😭 I Don’t Know if shes trying to kill me or be my friend. I was admiring your shirt then you looked at the camera and said “are you looking at my shirt” I was like 🥴😳😭. Your the best I love you and your videos❤️😌 don’t ever stop!
" I Don’t Know if shes trying to kill me or be my friend" -- Yes.
“Can I touch your skirt?” HUH?!
Ok
Mallory Hansen IKR😂😂😂😂😂
PLEASE make this a reoccurring thing this was so fun to listen to omg
Gee, she really wants her to get into the basement. I wonder why.
Great job as always!
Yayyyyyyyyyyy I won the sweater. 🤗😭💙 You're are the best and most sweetest person ever. 💙
That's awesome! Congrats!
Congratulations!! I’ve thought about it daily since she bought it 😭
Fatal Attraction: HR Edition
i need another one of these! I keep coming even after 4 years
I can not watch more than a minute of this video without busting up laughing ohhhmygod. I think I’ll just watch this for entertainment rather than ASMR. Also I unironically love the sweater, it’s actually kind of cute.
Could you maybe do a color therapy asmr video? I’ve always been curious about it and I think it would be so relaxing having the different changing colors
I genuinely can’t DESCRIBE how much this video amuses me 😂
When I was concluding my PgD I got like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mary you are amazingly funny !
You know, I passed by a recent divorce and I got depressive but your videos are helping me lot ! You have a great mission : make people laugh and bring happinesses this world ! God Bless you 🙏🏻✨🌸🌹✨🌸🙏🏻
BRING HER BACK. I need episodes.
So reminds me of a lady I worked with at my first job after college. She was not quite as weird...lol. You are such a blessing to us, Mary!
Mary, I just looove your roleplay videos! You're such an amazing actress!!! 😄
You know, I am going through a horrible time right now, and you seriously just made my day. I needed a laugh so badly, and as usual, I knew I count on you! Thank you Mary! :D
Oh my goodness this was amazing you have to make a series of this charecter she is amazing. She makes me feel like im watching a movie and its great.
Awesome role play love your wig I need sleep been sneezing all night my allergies are really draining me thank you Mary fur the video you're the best Mary 💝😞😀🙏🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱💝💝💝😴😴
She should've been an actress!!!! So entertaining and I really enjoyed this!
I love this character so much! I feel like she could be that really creepy best friend (and maybe a reoccurring character) that just pops out of nowhere when we are doing something. I’d love to see a part two out of this.
Nice to see you let your hair down for this video. Hate to see her coming after me with her stapler or scissors. This is hilarious. I needed a good laugh today so THANKS!!
That is the most fantastically horrid sweater ever! I love it so much!!!❤️❤️❤️Thanks for the video, Mary.
All jokes apart brown hair really suits you ❤️❤️ thanks for the daily uploads
Thank you! I had it dyed brown for a while in my early twenties.
0:57 It was at this moment I knew...... we were all doomed! Great job with the new character Mary!
Every time I watch this, I think about this comment 😂
I have this idea. Asmr Angel's Daisy Flower works at the same place with her. HR lady acts super creepy and naive Daisy responds in her own way to avoid her creepieness.
This gives me such anxiety but it's amazing and probably my favorite video ever.
Mary I have watched pretty much all of your role plays and this by far is my FAVORITE this is so hilarious
Well, now I know what not to do when I get a job in HR in a couple of years haha
Lmao I know this is an older video but this is the first time I've watched it. Mary, your acting skills are on point. This character legit creeped me out, especially when she kept staring into the camera at me without moving or blinking or talking. Had to remind myself that it's just you doing a roleplay lol
this is my favorite one of your videos to this day
Did..did-
Did she just double dip her licked finger into my Mac n cheese? 😧
Love you Mary, thank you for this quality content ❤️
Triple dip. At least she didn't lick your ice cream though
Like i just wanna say that her habillity to keep caracter and make so amazing sketches is amazingly amazing and i love her so much♡
I freaking love this character, she honestly reminds me of a combination of family members that moved here from Oklahoma. They were some odd odd people
Minus the murderous intent
this was so funny oh my gosh everyone needs to fully watch this through
professor trelawney’s squib cousin anyone??
I'm so creeped out and relaxed at the same time. It's an interesting feeling. :P
I'm a little late of well, I could never miss an asmr video from you!I love ya Mary keep up the good work😀👍Your my favorite asmrist ever💕💕!! May I request a video of you tapping and scratching on different sized boxes please? thank you❤😘
OMG!! This is hilarious! My new favorite character!!
When I first learned about ASMR a few years back, I thought it sounded odd & something I’d never be into - WRONG! Then, when I learned there were stalker/kidnap videos, I thought, that sounds super creepy, people can relax to that?!? And yet - hahaha - I think this is one of the funniest videos and it’s been soothing me to sleep for 3 nights now! Thanks so much for this & helping everyone with all the myriad of videos you do! You’re the best!!!!
Those glasses and hair make me think of the 80's and maybe a bit of 70's and I love it! You are a good actress, creepy but more awkward than truly creepy. I like the video.
I love all your characters. They are so original. I hope you keep her.
Absolutely great new character, There's no limit to your talent. I have said for the past 3 years that there's no better Asmr artist to end my night with than your vids😁
2 minutes in and I absolutely love this quirky and awkward lady!! I actually was staring at her sweater when she brought it up! I guess my salamander pools were sparkling with curiosity and she could sense it. Love her!
This new character is amazing! Thanks Mary. I also enjoy the gossipy old lady skits!!!
Okay I am OBSESSED with your jacket in this!!! 😍
Oh Mary, you're absolutely brilliant! So, so funny! I laughed all the way through! 💕💕💕 xxx
“I know what I would do..I would let you have it if you come home with me and we try on clothes together”
Of every video you’ve ever made this has got to be one of the funniest lines yet.
So happy to see more role plays from you. You are the best at these! 🤗
I work in a small office and this character is almost exactly like one of my co-workers! From the way her hair is to her clothes to the way she talks to her mannerisms to her creepiness! Almost all spot on for my co-worker! Scary! Lol!
The asmr I didn't know I needed
"this is hypothesis" SCREAMING
Unwell in bed today, exploring videos of yours from the last few years. You genius you.
This is greatness!! Thank you so much for all your lovely content!
If we can get more HR roleplays about all the things they get up to I would be a happy employee
You should be actress! this is amazing and so funny. Laughing my head off. Mary you are great at what you do. :) Thank you for all that you do. I love all your videos!
The story line for every horror movie in existence...
Mary, you kill me! I love all of your spunky characters! Thank you for the relaxing laughs!!
That Egyptian cardigan is EVERYTHING MAMA!
Restraining order time. Stay 100 ft away .
I don’t know if it’s the wig or what but I am getting the mom from Carrie 😳 this was too good!
omg i think that something is wrong with me because i LOVED this egyptian jaquet
This character is amazing Mary! 😂 This one reminds me of ASMR Requests' charachter Salmon 😂😍
I’m screaming with the 80s glasses, Mary! 🤣🤓 For some reason they remind me of Grandpa Howard in the movie Sixteen Candles. Haha! Have a great rest of the week! xoxo Christine in not as creepy CO. 😏
Oh lordy this hit a little close to home lol. I worked HR 4 years too many and I can't tell you how many employees like this who came to my orientations. Literally nothing anyone says shocks me now. Well, at least not outwardly expressed haha!
I would like to report this coworker but I'm afraid to find out what she's done to the other HR people
I am wondering if Carl and creepy lady would have any potential to start something beautiful. It they ever meet. 🤣 God knows Carl would be happy.
Mary you are unique and very creative. I sometimes envy your ability to self entertainme. (And in process entertaining us.) You have a great mind.
Thank you so much!
I know it’s ASMR. But I could not stop laughing. I absolutely love this. Could we get another 😂💀
^^^Right?!? Nice to laugh ourselves into an unconscious state.😄👍
How on earth is this video not viral yet???? She is HILARIOUS😂😂😂😂
Omg, so funny😂😂you should have your own comedie tv series, i would watch! 🤩Love your roleplays, thank you💕
Mary i love your weird roleplays 😤they’re so interesting!!
This is the best! I have just found and been watching all of your role play videos and they are so funny and I get tingles. You are so talented! Thank you for working so hard at these. Do you write a script or pull all this off as you go? Fantastic!
The wig kills me 😭😂 this was too damn funny. Great great job Mary 💕
Omg this is too funny you get so into character. So well put together you look a little crazy but I love it haha!!! YOURE SO GOOD!!!
This is my favorite character!!
🤣🤣 Oh lord have mercy Mary. I was surfing TH-cam and I seen your hair sticking out. Lol. I was thinking “who is that!?” Lo and behold, its SouthernAsmr. I appreciate you spicing the scene up a bit.
This is awesome ! Thank you for making such cool videos ! 😊
Lordy ! You're mind has bubbles of imagination bursting all over the place and I love it! ! You are hilarious - how the heck do you keep your face straight ? 😍