Mary, thank you for always making me laugh and making the best entertainment. I’ve been going through a lot and I’ve feeling so bad right now, and the only way I can feel better is to watch your funny roleplays
Watching this while eating things that are essentially pure sugar... LOVE it!!! Mary, this one is great!! So fun! I'm thankful I don't have a mom who acts like this, but I do have similar people in the rest of my life - it's so accurate!
Oh yes, my husband has a cousin like that. Once on a holiday with her, our family and some of our kid´s friends (where we were cooking our own meals) I had actually overheard the kids whispering in the bedroom "let us wait till that strict auntie goes to bed and that we will have the instant noodles" :o)
I love rps like this and your very good at it!! Would you consider doing one of those where the mom critiques her kids partner/relationship or way of parenting? Thank you for your great work!
This is a testament to your creativity and talent. You're my favorite TH-camr, I genuinely care about you and your family the way I would a dear friend. But you disappear totally into your characters, and this character has the most slappable face I've ever seen. 🙈 You're a wonderful performer and a true chameleon! We love you, Mary!
I just wanna day today is that day of my moms death day, and this maybe weird, but this made me really happy thank you so much. I lost her when I was 13 and this just kinda helped. 💕
I’m 51 years old and my mother brings me groceries that she thinks I should have. She doesn’t approve of me buying a bunch of chunky style soups that Is quick and easy and filling. Lol!!!! I love my mom.
Mary: “you still have the recycle bin I bought you...mmmkay I’m gonna check it before I leave.” Me: 👁👄👁 *hides my recycle bin full of snickers wrappers*
This is my mom but the only difference is that on here I can pause her 😂
I do love my mom though, don't get me wrong guys :D
Me: Mom can I help with something?
Mom: No.
Mom: NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE EVER DOES ANYTHING I HAVE TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF
😂 1000% my mum
“Your kitchen” 😂 “I let myself in” literally moms do what they want haha love you Mary 💕
Mary’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom 😉
You are the absolute QUEEN of role plays!! I am always in awe on how you keep the dialogue going so flawlessly. Your whit is beyond brilliant!
Love your role plays your a Great actress made me think of my mom miss her you're the best Mary 😁😢🌸💕💕💕💕
I don't generally like role plays but I can't stop watching I'm loving this 😂
It’s like Harvest has a twin who is a soccer mom. And I love it 😂
I very much got some Haven vibes from the viewer's position. Scary thought that there are more Harvests lurking.
Except Harvest would never have a limited edition Michael Kors bag! Lol!!
“It says defensive, which is what you’re being already, and we just got started” 😂😂😂 my mom af
Giving off strong narcissistic energy, very accurate. 🤣
Oh god, I'm so glad I don't have to go through that anymore. Great video, Mary! Thank you! 💜
i feel like this is a mix of Harvest and just Mary sassing back to the people who complain on her grocery haul videos lol
"Can I ask you something? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TO MAKE YOU THIS WAY?"
Classic mum move. Saved to the parenting skills folder.
if you did a pageant mom video oh my god, you'd kill it
Kylie Ruth yes!! @southernasmr pageant mom!!
She said Gucci hasn’t made one yet😂😂😂 that had me dying
“Omg cherry, I love what you have done with the place!”
I really love *YOUR KITCHEN*
Mary, thank you for always making me laugh and making the best entertainment. I’ve been going through a lot and I’ve feeling so bad right now, and the only way I can feel better is to watch your funny roleplays
This was hilarious! And so depressingly accurate. Can't wait for part II
this was SOO funny
Watching this while eating things that are essentially pure sugar... LOVE it!!! Mary, this one is great!! So fun! I'm thankful I don't have a mom who acts like this, but I do have similar people in the rest of my life - it's so accurate!
I love this video so much ❤️❤️❤️. Your role plays are so amazing and funny. I adore your channel 💞💞💞
Your hair reminds me of "Kitty" from That 70's Show!❤
Oh yes, my husband has a cousin like that. Once on a holiday with her, our family and some of our kid´s friends (where we were cooking our own meals) I had actually overheard the kids whispering in the bedroom "let us wait till that strict auntie goes to bed and that we will have the instant noodles" :o)
How can this be so accurate
I love rps like this and your very good at it!! Would you consider doing one of those where the mom critiques her kids partner/relationship or way of parenting? Thank you for your great work!
This is a testament to your creativity and talent. You're my favorite TH-camr, I genuinely care about you and your family the way I would a dear friend. But you disappear totally into your characters, and this character has the most slappable face I've ever seen. 🙈
You're a wonderful performer and a true chameleon! We love you, Mary!
When you read the kombucha bottle it was amazing. Your voice & all that alliteration. 🤤
Her talking about eating healthy while I'm here eating McDonald's😂😂
This roleplay couldn’t be anymore perfect hahah thank you so much!☺️💕
That mold rant had me laughing so hard 😂
“ASS-mr” 😆👏🏻 (snort)
Great video!! You literally even researched my mom’s haircut, I mean, your attention to detail is just astounding. 😆💕
Xx Violet
I am so excited! I saw the wig and I knew this would be good 😂
Lmaoo “THATS mind control”
“You can smell sadness in here” 😄😂
do u think u can do a video going to a store and organizing/talking about skincare? i always love watching those ☺️💙
I just wanna day today is that day of my moms death day, and this maybe weird, but this made me really happy thank you so much. I lost her when I was 13 and this just kinda helped. 💕
oh my God, my mother came to visit me last week and a ASMR never felt THAT REAL
"Each one is perfect, just like you used to be". Damn, Mary you're hilarious! Thanks for these gems. Much love. 💕
60 seconds in I’m cracking UP!! 😂❤️
Sounds like a mom you’d read about on reddit
Talk about r/justnomil hahaha
r/raisedbynarcissists
Your amazing Omg!! From your wig to this roleplay you are channeling my mother in law...bahahaha!!! Love you Mary you are truly so gifted!!
This is great 😂 you always make me laugh and cheer me up! Plus this sounds literally like my mum 😂 thank you Mary 💕
I LOVE the ASSMRs!
REALNESS! Haha. Awesome job Mary :)
Me: *wakes up at 2 am, where am I ?
Mary: can’t u read
This video was great so funny put a real smile on my face..Thanks.
"you can smell sadness" lol this is perfect post retail shift stress relief
Tho tbh if somebody bought me cases of naked juice and kombucha i'd be thrilled
Look how demented this Chester cheetah is he's blind and now spewing flames lol I laughed out loud at that one
I’m 51 years old and my mother brings me groceries that she thinks I should have. She doesn’t approve of me buying a bunch of chunky style soups that Is quick and easy and filling. Lol!!!! I love my mom.
did Harvest get to her? Haha. I love this
Lol!!!! My thoughts exactly - this mom and Harvest are best friends, for sure!!!! 😃
i LOVE the your kitchen sign. behehehehe 💕
this is amazing. i want a mom like this irl !! u w u
Going blind from eating Cheetos reminds me of Ralphie going blind from getting his mouth washed out with soap LOL.
Definitely one of my favorite videos 😂. I love it
This was funny and relaxing 👌 Thanks Mary ❤
Your hair looks AMAZING in this Mary 😍
How can she look so much like a mom?? She got everything right!
She is a mom 😂
@@smileyfacelegend I know, lmao. But the hair and the outfit are so mom-like.
So not very relaxing but definitely the funniest thing ive seen today! I love it!
You ought to be an actor girl! You are so talented!
Mary: “you still have the recycle bin I bought you...mmmkay I’m gonna check it before I leave.”
Me: 👁👄👁 *hides my recycle bin full of snickers wrappers*
Your kitchen lol 😂
10 seconds in and im already cracking up lol, thanks for these vids mary :-)
Oh this is going to be good! Can't wait to watch it.
Love this hair style on the wig! Very chic!
This is so relatable cuz I just moved out this week and I'm the youngest 😂. My mom calls just to ask about what I ate
Im gonna watch this video over and over so i can pavlov myself to fall asleep when my mom starts micromanaging me
Is Harvest the neighbor that’s telling on me and my donuts?
I laughed so hard lol! I love your work Mary.
“What do you mean you need to do something.” “No you don’t...” “sit down...” “I’m far from done...”
omg ive been eating sweet stuff all week, i feel like im being called out lmao
This is the BEST!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
When I had my first apartment, I wasn’t there a few weeks before my mom let herself in and did my checkbook! ;P
Okay but you sound like many of my family members. This was so freaking funny!
Oh god I had a flashback to my mom when you said "look me in the eye, see you can't do it, can you?"
“There’s no pomegranate in here....that’s blasphemy!” 😂
Yassssss... Thanks Mary 💜
I made the mistake of eating potato chips while watching this, quickly had to switch to baby carrots
My 10 year old son cracked up watching this! Thank you!😂💗
my goodness this mom's food rationalisations remind me of my eating disorder ouch! amazing roleplay though 10/10
I have experience with an eating disorder, too. Food-themed things are hard for me to watch and hard to make some days.
You are such a good actress. This was hilarious!!
Haha I can quote so many lines as “ my mom says the same thing!!!”
Okay but I'm okay with eating tomatoes and blueberries 😂
Thank you for this, I must now have a talk with my child.*
*JK. Great vid as always. 😉
This is the best video, like, ever. 😂
This is everything
I think everyone can relate to this😭😭 I also love the signs you make in your videos Mary lol.
Side note what's the extra S in the title(Assmr) for?
She's kind of an ass, hence the extra "S".
A clever play on words appropriate for this video!
@@SouthernASMRSounds omggggg 😂😂😭😭😭 why didn't I see that!
I thought it stood for "sassy" ahaha
@@mooniemoons 😂😂
Your acting is so good I actually started getting pissed off at you 😂 Had to remind myself you’re not actually my ex mother in-law
Awesome show!!!!!
Shoot, mom you got me, I love donuts!
I actually love this color hair on you
This wig suits you so well ❤️
Bruh mom don't break into my house
😂😂😂 This is just too good!!!
me and my sister keep laughing so hard thank u 😅😅😅😅😅
I’m going to need you to just come follow me around when I go to the grocery store as this character so I can keep motivated to stay on track!
Trying to relax but I’m about to wet myself from laughing 😂
Hense the word, "defensive" on snickers, lol
Ok Connie keep saving the turtles
Movie idea: "Stalker Mom"! Tagline: "She's always there for you, ALWAYS!!!!!" 😨
"These are like satan's snacks" 😂
Lol I love your sassy videos. ❤️😂