WOT - Cry Babies & Whiners | World of Tanks
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Claus! You have to stop! I just watched that last video where you lead the enemy to that padder! I laughed out loud in a restaurant and everyone stared at me. When I told them it was a Claus kellerman vid I got blank stares. Except for one guy who asked me if I saw the latest one with the perishing lol
Padder; win8 of 450 46%winrate after almost 20k games. Someone needs to show him how to pad
@@jeffreygriffith6157 ok I assumed he was a padder because they do such things. I really didn't look him up 😊
@diaa jobran THIS IS CLAUS'S WORLD!!!!! Yes!!
At the 30 min area Claus, you just ran out of time, needed a tiny bit farther. Yea, I found the way just yesterday by accident. Looking for arty. Was in the Standard B, I think.
@@jeffreygriffith6157 win rates bah! Don't mean shit. ? is does he have FUN! ask Claus what he thinks about win rates
That last battle strategy bringing the enemy to the BABY was priceless.
loved that shit lol
The death of that Pershing was the best thing I have seen all week.
I hope you all are having a great day so far!
Due to a failed promotion to our SIT environment I have plenty of time to watch a 1 hr epic Claus video from my desk.. which was great TY! Hows your day rolling out? Its 12:10 here, I made it through half the day so far, which is good, but less than great.
@@kevinmckay5052 so you are "almost great" 😊
more arty kill videos please!
@@degrave4459 Approaching greatness :)
"Welcome to the World of ... GO FUCK YOURSELF" - Claus Kellerman 2019
"Theres no artillery in this game, well that sucks" dont hear that very often 😂
Do you by any chance play the Tiger Porsche in the game?
@@Panzer_Runner I have done but unfortunately find it a bit underwhelming. I do like the German TD line with no armour.
6 minutes into this video everyone is wondering why I have such a big smile on my face... Deputy Claus is having fun that's why.... loving every minute of this vid.... that's what games are supposed to be about... fun... more pls!
Yeah 60 minutes of "The Worst Tanks Series" per day was the worst...I thought Claus was going to have an Aneurysm, a breakdown, show up drunk for the next video, or All the above!...
Luring the enemy tanks to the whining Pershing was brilliant Claus!!!
Watched the whole crazy show, but the best part was the final match ! Bringing the enemies to "the watcher" was a stroke of genius... GENIUS i SAYS!!!!
That was vengeance for every whiner and cry baby we've had to endure in this game. Bringing back the fun ! Its Claus's World!
Claus complained about him being useless, in a video where almost everything Claus does is useless and hurts the team
@@spitdrinker9301 Hello Patton 894!
@@spitdrinker9301 The point being you got to out there and have fun instead of whining like a little bitch expecting defeat.
Terror of wheeled vehicles:
18:05 T92 crashed while attempting drowning
21:40 T92 killed himself
27:50 M53 drowned
29.12 M40 drowned
"There is no artillery in the game, that sucks". First time I have heard anyone say that.
“I’ll just watch” Waaaaaa.
I didn’t think I didn’t think I’d watch the whole vid but ‘shit fire’ that was fun.
Patton_894 (Pershing), last game. THE best way to name-and-shame. What a bellend.
This is so awesome, not only unicum 10 kills replays like almost all the other TH-camrs, man is just messing around and having a good laugh :)
WG HQ: Why are we loosing profits?! 👺
NA office: We've got rogue deputy... 😱😱
Replaced the Rouge Deputy and their Russian Bias
@@whazzat8015 Dang! EBRs are getting so much popular(like SkorpionG) we need to have Ruski lights which will be the fastest of all...
@@GhostsOfSparta - I noticed that too... Nothing to see here ;)
This was the best Muppet show to date Claus. I was literally coughing with tears in
my eyes!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time... Thanks buddy
@Feynrik Claus' rant at the last sequence was Epic! I was LMAO!
Absolutely loved how he lured enemies to the cry baby! Perfect!! 😂
I can't hide 55 minuts of video in the office Claus..... Closing the door to my office for so long, they think im watching porn...
The trick is to have Claus on your laptop screen, and some random excel on your main screen. This way it seems you are working, while in reality you are commenting on a Claus video
put a box of tissues besides the pc and just grin and wave at everybody who walks by. 😂
Well, depending on your tastes, perhaps you are watching porn? ;) :D
@@harska i have two screens... on one of them spread sheets and important pdf's.... on the other tank porn....
This isn't?!...but all that gun erection and "Take it up the Ass!" going on...are you sure?
Turning the worm on the McFly pershing--PRICELESS!
That maniac laugh gets me every time.
Some unicum told me this is the best Bush lol. New tshirt
EXACTLY!
😂😂👍🏼
OT dog tags, they introduced those in WoWs first, and it literally took two weeks for someone to make a mod that removes them, which everybody uses now, so they should know how unpopular they are. But does that stop WG from putting them into WoT as well? Of course not.
Claus kills should get the NO FUN FOR YOU inscription blapped in their face!
@@mpwaterhouse "NO FUN FOR YOU" should be one of the inscriptions. Guess that one would be the most popular....
Another Claus strategy, for fast tank players. Find a whining camper, then get the enemy to chase you as you go back to the campers location. One way of getting them into the game. Nice!
Nothing gives me more glee than watching an SPG get destroyed in the first two minutes. Except watching a vehled wheeicle get destroyed in the first two minutes! NO FUN FOR YOU!
Seriously, though, as much as I hate having to deal with the wheelies, they are a hoot to watch and absolutely hilarious to play, because of the bullshit they can get away with.
EXACTLY!!!
Wheelies spice the game up
Haven't seen Papa Claus this happy in a looong time.....! So glad I didn't miss this vid. Good job Claus. Loved it!
Absofuckinglutely stellar ending to that.
But if I brush my Heavy tank against a rock at 10kph it flips over
I laughed, and laughed, and then when you brought the enemy to the cry baby! Priceless! I wish I could give this video more then just one thumbs up! Thanks for the laughs!
who else wants to be like Claus Kellerman when they grow up?
Claus is a grown up??
Did Claus grow up? I thought he was Peter Pan!
Like an Old Peter Pan...
Who couldn't fly anymore...
Hiding from Street Justice in his basement, after offing Hook...
Man, i love Robin Williams Hook movie.
Wasn't Claus celebrating 2 Cockroaches yesterday? Now today he is one?!
I don't know what's going on...I'm confused...its all happening too fast...
Claus giggles, and laughs for pretty much the whole video... never thought I'd see that!
Giving away a shit-ton of gold as a poke in the eye to WG was icing on the cake... delicious!
Me in an spg Claus in the same match as me
Me ; I am died
Almost every game I now say "I am died" and "Vheeled wehicles" because Claus has some of the most catchiest phrases out there. I aspire to have as much fun as this man with this game
That was so much fun. Thanks for all the laughs. Bringing the enemies to "the watcher, cry baby was great. Keep up the great fun. Thanks again for putting the fun back in WOT.
Best laughs ever! Keep driking that coffe, Claus, it's simply great laughing with this madness. And keep clapping in front of the micro, please. Ten times a game!!!!
I love watching this video...if you're having a bad day the laughing in contagious, like today I'm sitting here just doing some things around the house and just giggling and laughing, my neighbors must think I'm crazy...let em think that...keep it up
In the game on fjords the m53/m55 just saw the Clausian presence and drown himself before 🤣😂 cause P stands for I am Died!!!
ROFL. Drawing those tanks to the Pershing was genius. His comments afterwards was priceless. Had to wipe tears from my eyes.
I hope Patton 894 enjoys youtube! That was awesome mate! keep up the great work!!
Fabulous video. One of the best. Had me in stitches.
😂😂😂 this all I can say, just lurve your vids man, keep em coming. Am working my way through your old stuff, just hilarious
That was definitely worth being late for work!! Thank you Claus!!
Infectious laughter with moments where it sounds like you are going to have sore ribs from all the lols.
Bringing the enemy to that whiny hiding jerk, Patton 894, was the truest form of justice I have seen on WoT in a long time. That was perfect! Another great video!
Omfg, dude.I haven't laugh so much since forever.😂😂😂
LMAO somebody should do a compilation of Claus's best comedy lines. I am dead serious, somebody should collect those into one video and I assure you it's gonna be a star in youtube. I can't describe the level of how much I was laughing while watching this video, I was banging everything, I was banging my head I was banging the table, the floor, everything. Jesus Christ, this was hilarious, better than Bill Burr. And it's 5.46 am and I'm watching Claus's videos! Thank you!
Klaus: "wheeled tanks have been buffed"
Everyone else: "Klaus wants to see the world on fire"
27:47 - M53/55 suicides in fear of Claus. Claus does not notice.
29:14 - Claus still tries ram kill M53/55. Claims victory.
Epic. Lol
Awesome Video, made me howl with laughter at the Patton in the Pershing at the end. It also seems he got 49 friends to thumbs down the video!.
Claus Kellerman! The hero we deserve!
One of the funnnnnest CKs! Thank you for reminding us that it's about the giggles!
"How do you get this stupid little tag outta the way" it's a question a lot of us are asking!
51:45 "there's no water to drown myself"... maybe not, but the coffee out my nose darn near did the job. :)
Hahaha all this laughing is so good. Omg did I enjoy this....tears in my eyes🤣🤣🤣 please make more of these 1 hour laughshows👍🏻
I love how much you love playing the game Claus. This was fun to watch.
8:25 FYI to those that wonder. Bushes are divided into two types. 50% and 25%. The lesser dense bushes are 25%. But in the end, most lights have camo net etc. So their stationary camo is close to 50% or above as is with it. So even a 25% bush then, will set it 5% short of the max cap. And the 50% bush with still only give 5% extra vs the 25% one if you have 50% with a net. As the cap is 80% regardless.
Good to see your having fun Claus. Its nice to see you from your best side once in a while.
I could watch you all day ... so much fun, carnage and mayhem ... and yelling ...can't forget the yelling :)
Possibly the best gameplay video I have ever seen. So much fun! And perhaps you have achieved a plan B? Exposing the issue with these vheeled weehicles?
OMFG I'm killing myself here. Too long to watch all at once but every 15 minutes or so I'm having to cover my mouth so i don't LOL too loud.
Finally done ! Epic. i hate those dicks like the idiot Patton_894 (Pershing) . And watching you bring the enemy to him was a highlight!
One of your more enjoyable video. Going after arty with light tanks was one of my more fun tricks to pull off!
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LMFAO. I so needed a good laugh. Claus's Most Excellent Adventures. I wondered near the end, if you'd did this over the course of a certain time period. if so; yes, they had your number. Enough had. Maybe.
I love the tears,my cup runneath over...Thank you!!
I wish all the videos where you played as sheriff and punished arty were labeled so I could arrange them in a playlist. So fun to watch.
after this clip, WG says no more deputy claus LMAO! Keep up the cool vids!
Claus, you're like the kid who has discovered the secret cookie jar in the kitchen cupboards each time you troll those enemy clickers. Pure joy to watch! LOL
Reinstalling WoT right now... gonna sell some tanks and get free xp to open all my french wheeled scouts and go MAD!!! NO ARTI SHALL SURVIVE!!!
The paintings though :) I mean Claus that one upper right, what the hell buddy? xD
A 55 min vid is it a dream I just woke up and find a 55 vid thx Claus now some popcorn or anything and this would be complete and a wheeled tonks my favorite oooo hoooo yes
So classic. The Pershing had no clue. "They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the whiny farm where life is crybaby all the time."
What I love here. Claus, you play the game for what it is: it's a game. Thank you for the restful insights. Sorry for bad english...
Two 'thank you's' - First, thanks for the no b/s, not every game an 'ace tanker' and simply keeping-it-real.
Second, thanks for showing lower Tier games and replays. Folks like me who don't have the skills or even the time to make-it past mid-Tiers are far too often side-lined or treated with downright contempt. So cheers for that.
As for this 55min 'epic' - at one point I was laughing so hard, I shot my coffee over my keyboard. Keep them coming 'buddy'. Best from New Zealand.
Finding Nemo with Claus! Lol just keep swimming not driving!😁
That was awesome Claus..love it!
I have been binge watching Clause all weekend...
Let´s play WOT! The most rigged game in existence!
EXACTLY
Years ago I had a maxxed-out BT-7, but drove it like you - hahaha ... perhaps not as well, I ran into everything.
12:10 'who won the gold' [squinting at the screen]
Claus its in big letters under the wonderful dog-tag right in the middle of the screen, lol.
Still channeling the spirit of Jingles...
Back in the day, the VK 2801 and the T-50 were so fast, this maneuver was pulled off almost every game. It got so bad they nerfed the Vk 2801 and removed the T-50 from the game.
No fun for u!
It's fun being witness to Clause's descent into madness....
loved that end nice you brought some company to that lonely beach WHAAAAAAAAAAAA...LOL
My favorite are the trees with no leaves that give you super camo after you knock them down.
ty claus for the lols !! was needed !
I had a great laugh with this episode :) Keep it coming :)
Halfway through the sentence about giving away premium tanks his face just goes all somber, ".....I'm gonna die so fast in this game....so fast....." lol
Claus, I am envious of you have such fun in this game :O
Thank u so mutch for making this wednesday so f.... good .
Laughing my pants down with you , falling of my chear of laughing . No arty for you
I have almost puked I've laughed so hard!!!!! LOL!!!!! That was genius drawing the enemy to that whiny Pershing!!!!!! Awesome!!!!
"It's working, but not very well!"
Wargamming giving Claus control of gold is like sailing a Spanish Galleon into a hurricane
You're just awesome.one of the funniest videos of yours.
well done Claus you made my day.... thank you as always
We need a new shirt:
NO ARTY FOR YOU !!
I would like to see come side by side comparisons of bushes and their values. and of course the best settings to be able to distinguish them.
Conscience stricken, Claus Kellerman decides "Fun for You"... for today. Always fun for the rest of us.
Love these!
The Asian server, 16 different languages so you don't know you're being insulted anyway.
It seems we don't have any sheriffs here at all, sob.
awesome work Claus mate... You deserve a TH-cam Oscar. OUTSTANDING!
I remember they changed the physics for lights because they were hard to control. I loved it, and although it was difficult, I got good at it. Then they toned it back and made it easier to drive. Sounds like the same thing. Practice makes perfect.....gh
Was there alcohol involved in the making of this vid well I'm drinking anyway and laughing my ass of. Great vid Claus keep up the good work.
Since I only play arty, I'm going on vacation until everyone gets this out of their systems. Thanks Claus...
Claus with the new patch you can now switch to turbo mode during the game countdown.