Crystal Pepsi Employee Training Video
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Crystal Pepsi was a soda that launched in 1992, promising to revolutionize the soft drink market. Trying to overshadow traditional Pepsi with it's light and refreshing taste was unfortunately a huge marketing failure. Find out what happened with this video.
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Shout out to Strong Curtis, did a great job putting those cans on the shelf
My mann
No offense but strong Marcus could do it in half the time :/
He's the real one
Legend has it he's doing that same thing today...
@@dryer1901 How dare you
When I was a little kid I remember thinking Crystal Pepsi was the most delicious thing I ever tasted.
Wish I can remember what it tasted like. Although, if it's anything like when I tasted a Twinkie this year, it's probably tasted terrible and my kid taste buds were weird.
Crystal pepsi was very similar to regular pepsi in flavor. However, it confused people because it was not that artificially dyed dark color. It failed because people wanted a dark syrup image to go along with the flavor.
They redid the twinkie recipe- I think the company changed hands, or something, but the flavor's defiantly different
it tasted like licking a tree root. it was terrible.
@@grenadegoboom4967 And I think it's much more fatty, like, I can taste the oil seeping out
I thought it tasted ok, but I still preferred the standard Pepsi.
The only thing more outrageous the crystal Pepsi is the things people wear while buying them
Let me tell you, some TV costumers are horrible. Sure they may have a liscense for it but that doesn't mean you have a sense of fashion.
I remember wearing a lot of Denim back then. Not so much the spandex and gortex. O.o
I was living in rural West Virginia though so not many people running around in track suits o.o
It attracts an audience
@S L A M E T lol bot
It was the 90s, man.
"They're looking for variety. They're looking for Coca- Cola."
lol
@S L A M E T go unsurvive yourself please
@S L A M E T "Body : colder"
Nah I prefer someone who's alive
This video auto played and I thought it was legit. Hearing him say that they'll settle for 2nd best made me double check lmao
Thanks. 90 percent of youtube viewers are deaf. So it really helps when people quote the video.
@@tannerholmes1587 Seems like 90% of youtube viewers are also mentally handicapped too, if they can't get that the person is obviously indirectly saying they found whatever part of the video they quoted especially funny without actually outright saying it.
"SAY THE THING!"
"rinsing machine?"
"YEEEEEEEEEAH BABY."
AND Strong Curtis!
THAT WAS A FILLING MACHINE GOD DANG IT
@@IMP1G what if it was a rinsing and filling machine!?
@@__m__a__x__ you’re thinking of a mixing machine
Yes! I wanted to leave this comment but I looked for it first. Im glad someone was there at the beginning
I remember these days when Crystal Pepsi and HIV were our only worries.
Me too. I love crystal Pepsi
And Gorbachev
Well that and the constant fear of total nuclear war between 2 dickhead countries causing nuclear winter for all
I got both
@@wendyokoopa7048 LA BEAST HERE
Huggbees: "filling machine" "rinsing mahine"
My serotonin levels: 📈📈📈📈📈📈
@@pylot5021 ok
what
I lost it at "If you ignore sprite, there's never been another beverage like this"
"This is a group of Pepsi men"
off in the distance: *PEPSI MAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!*
Pepsi for TV game.
Narrator:oh God he's back
*Fucks Pepsi man*
“Crystal Pepsi, it isn’t crystal meth, but for kids it’s close enough”
Rats prefer sugar over coke so not far off... I suspect humans too but no lab will do that test.
There's something I love so much about the fact that both Huggbees and many notable YTP'ers often use the same sources and turn them into completely different types of nonsense altogether.
How it's Made, Outside In and now the Crystal Pepsi training video.
What can I say? I guess great minds think alike.
what other yt ppl make cotent liek this?
wait both huggbees?? there's more than one
@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 TH-cam Poops mainly.
How it's Made -> "Wow! It's Made!" by Dathings1
Outside In -> "OUTIE INNIE OUCHIE" by cs188
Crystal Pepsi training video -> "Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales" by noisepuppet
Oh hi.
@@XanTheDragon Hi
The thing is, this hits so many vibes that a real company internal infomercial does.
Like the “Pepsi Universe” is such a cringe yet totally believable term a company could coin.
Thats actually a callback to his logo redesign video
@@owene2530 I see I see
ok so i have news about a term pepsi actuallt coined
This man has lost all respect from me, he crossed a line when he call that obvious filling machine a rinsing machine. I am so mad at this moment right now
Are you blind.. It's obviously a rinsing machine
@Aswin it was vary late when I was watching this and in my ignorance I mistook the rising machine for what I thought at the time was a filling machine, I deeply apologize for not only calling someone dishonest when they weren't and to this misinformation I have spread across the comments. I hope you understand how stupid I feel for this mistake, but I do hope you can forgive me.
I can’t wait to accidentally buy hundreds of gallons of Crystal Pepsi and mistake it as water!
💀
Thanks Nitro, very cool!
Holy shit. Filling up like. Backyard water feature with like, sprite or some other clear soft drink would be insane.
In south Asia, pepsi is pronounced as "bebsi". No joke.
🅱️e🅱️si
That's just their accent. They still pronounce it "pepsi", but it sounds like bebsi to us because we don't have their specific accent.
Also in the Middle East, I hear
@Don C bebsi, from the middle east
@@ZweiForgot that’s not how phonetics work. Check the IPA.
4:08 “Crystal Pepsi will hopefully be as popular as our most popular product-Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi Uh-Huh!”
I nearly choked to death laughing at this.
Not a lot gets an audible laugh from me now, but that really caught me off guard.
I literally ordered Chrystal Pepsi and it’s supposed to arrive today wow
New: it arrived!
Whats her hourly rate?
@@tesseract5569 That went right over his head
@@Duskyberry Oh well. I thought it was funny 😂
@@tesseract5569 clever bastard 😂
@@tesseract5569 It turns out she actually pays you for purchasing her services out of pity from knowing that you ordered crystal pepsi unironically
I think dye-free sodas might actually be a decent idea now. I'd rather not have unnecessary dyes in stuff. Not even cuz "they're bad and scary chemicals", but because it would save resources
It's actually a big hit in Japan even now.
some schools MINE wont allow colored drinks cause it will stain carpets so i love that idea like when i put sprite in my water bottle
Yeah
@@cyndankit4989 That funny! Everyone whined and cried when people said “school lunches shouldn’t just be sugar and fat” and the schools complained “well our parents don’t want kids to limit what they can eat”.
Now it’s “screw limits we don’t want your little monsters staining everything!”
Coke and Pepsi are actually citrus based flavors!
*busts down door*
It's Pepsi!
*refuses to elaborate*
*leaves*
It's call Pepsi crystal because it's got crystal meth in it, that's why it's so addictive.
I mean really though, would you rather have Crystal Methsi or Cocaine-Cola?
It's called crystal pepsi, not pepsi crystal.
Attempting to beat coca-cola, I see...
Nah, sugar is more addictive.
This man quickly became my favorite channel, making things sound legit in the first half then going downhill till the end.
“The four most popular drinks in America right now are: soft, dish detergents, *drinks* and cleaners”
and crystal pepsi qualifies as 3 of those
And NOT the 3 that you think.
"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal than others" - Huggbees, 2021
HOLY FUCKING SHIT 1.3K LIKES
I guess we all live in a Pepsi Farm...
Is it a coincidence that I'm reading Animal Farm in school right now?
Brown Soda bad
Clear Soda good!
Brown soda good!
Clear soda BETTER!
No shall drink crystal pepsi
No shall drink crystal pepsi _to excess_
@@mistersippi2945 Clear Soda Good!
Brown Soda BETTER!
I love buying crystal instead of regular, sometimes I even buy 50 grams of the crystal stuff
"I'm so early that I don't have enough time to think of a good comment"
Where do you live? Here in the States we haven't seen crystal clear Pepsi since the 90s...its definitely one of those 90s relics here
@@stee8345 what’s crystal pepsi?
@@mentallyunstableorphan hol up
@@stee8345 I don't think he's buying soda
There is nothing you can do to stop this -Huggbees
The rinsing/filling machine thing will never got old
"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal than others" - HuggyBebsi, 2021
Bebis
_"Here are Pepsi, we'll settle for second best."_
Thats incredibly accurate Lol
5:13 - One does not consume a drink to satiate one's thirst, one consumes a drink to _slake_ one's thirst. You can't satiate thirst, you can only satiate hunger.
_Unless of course we're talking about Crystal Pepsi, which is so incredible it can both slake and satiate your thirst!_
No, you fool, you _quench_ thirst! You've ruined everything!
@@ionastewart8814 you both are correct my brother, the definition of slake is "to quench or satisfy (one's thirst)"
@@dakota9821 I have humiliated myself on the internet... it's over for me. Go on without me, I'll only slow you down!
4:05 is my favorite part. Just the way he smoothly goes off topic wnd then right back on track
yES
I kept wondering "is this real???" Took me over two minutes when he said bitch to realize it was dubbed 😂
No you misunderstood. Even that bitch was new
Same here. Feel like the biggest fool.
I remember drinking some of this back when high socks, short shorts, and bright colors were cool. We even found some in a closed-down store years after it was discontinued, and I wanted to try it again but didn't get to. Pepperidge Farms remembers!
4:00
"We're going to pretend it was actually made to re-energize the soft drink market"
*"what the fuck is this man wearing"*
Phew, I'm glad you cleared up that the rinsing machine fills the bottles. The filling machine wouldn't make sense, and you should feel bad if you think it does.
technically most if not all machines are rinsing machines because the liquid is either emptied during production or emptied by the consumer.
this here's another one of your dang conspiracies, ain't it, Dale?
PUT DOWN THAT POCKET SAND
My mom loves when they bring back crystal pepsi since she gluten free and normal pepsi has caramel coloring but crystal pepsi is entirely gluten free. Carmel coloring is made with gluten.
she may have some other issues to sort out in the mean time...
is she gluten free cuz heath, or "reasons"?
if health is the overall reason.... stop drinking soda. it not good.
sure I drink soda, eat meat, use tobacco... but, I know I'm killing myself...
if you ever utter " well, I think (tofu shaped like a meat and named after a meat).." just eat mush cubes... its not a tofukey... its just tofu... its not a veggie burger, its a veggie patty.
crsytal pepsi was't any better in any way; it was a ploy to sell shit, and it flopped.
@@faulkgough1768 It only flopped because of Coke's kamikaze TAB Clear campaign where they deliberately made the worst drink they could to give clear sodas a bad name. Crystal Pepsi tastes good, it is literally just Pepsi with no dyes. If a gluten free version of something that tastes the same as the original exists, then it is objectively "better"
Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that I'm watching a Hugbees video.
Love this channel
Hugbees I started using your voice as my internal monologue when reading back my essays and it’s working
1:28 FILLS up great in a RINSING machine! my whole world is turned upside down....
"All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you."
-LA Beast
1:54
"it's Pepsi!"
well, no shit, mistery solved finally
Inb4 the porn bot
Those subs are skyrocketing. You deserve it, man. Funniest dubs ever.
4:36 - "Customers who tried Crystal Pepsi repeated the phrase 'That's Disgusting'!" had me actually wheezing.
“Is Pepsi Ok?”
-every restaurant server ever
Him calling them rinsing machines is officially a part of huggbees lore.
Who would win in a fight between Strong Curtis and Strong Marcus?
As if the planet could handle their battle
This would require a planet that is inhabited by a race of beings who hide orange balls with stars in them
Huggbees!
I’m still laughing an hour after watching and then just now I came back to watch it again!
It’s so funny!
My second time watching your work and I love your commentary and story telling!
This channel’s content is perfect!
Thank you for sharing these videos!
Keep up the good work and carry on being awesome!
Oh and I subscribed today!
I feel like this man would be a god at jackbox…
These new videos keep getting better and better. This is my favorite one of this channel I think
I feel this would have been a good champion of the Pepsi Universe.
That's crazy! Pay a man and he uploads good content more often. Who would've thunk?
Huggbee is pumping out content like its no tomorrow
My guy you are killing it right now, can't wait for more stuff
Now you have to make a “how it’s made: crystal meth” that way there is no confusion between this crystal and that crystal.
You're getting better and better at this, the bit at the end was great
Fun fact: after the introduction of crystal Pepsi, more girls were born and named crystal. Creepy
Omg man ur almost at a mil so quick ur legit blowing up I've been here since before like 500-600k and I can 100% say the popularity is well deserved
As half sentient sea life myself I can greatly attest our love for Crystal Pepsi. I and many others use the left over plastic bottle both as a cozy little mobile shell home and to protect our fragile exoskeletons. Also the bottle cap makes for a fun hat!
I fell in love with this channel... I'm subscribed after binging it... This is fucking gold.
"It would be nice to look into the future with a crystal ball"
Oh, I see what you did there. The bottles are clear like a crystal ball.
I'm getting a solid lofi vaporwave video vibe with top tier Huggbees narration XD
If huggbees voiced over Pepsi ads, coca cola would disappear from all store shelves
You've really improved my day. Thank you
“Everything about it is new, even this bitch which drinks it is new”
That got me that was unexpected 😂
"we'll settle for second best"
Dr.Pepper: "I think you mean third"
Back in his prime even Strong Marcus couldn’t beat Strong Curtis. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Congrats on 900k dude
How refreshing, I love the great taste of Crystal Pepsi
5:57 that woman walking around aimlessly with a bottle of wine in hand
should've had la beast help you with this one, since he's the go-to guy on crystal pepsi
Ah, the 90's... Remember when some companies weren't able to mold the five lumps at the bottom of the bottles and had to make the bottom round and use separate plastic support bases?
The two piece bottle was in the 80's. Those also had aluminum caps. By the 90's they made the solid bottle with 5 lumps.
Lol I love this
My father in law was a merchandiser for Pepsi throughout the late 80’s and early 90’s they used to have a saying
“If it’s blue it’s true if it’s red it’s dead.”
What happens if it’s clear? 🤔
It’s beer
I miss Crystal Pepsi.
If y'all remember the L.A Beast bringing back Crystal Pepsi and if you've hear the song sing with me...
*All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you, I havent been the same since '92* 😅😅
He's perfect to voice every single ad that exists
man i wish they show more the filling machine
You GOT this Strong Curtis. Keep up the good work!
Tbh, my favorite beverage is Dish Detergent. Its nice and smooth, but has a wonderful flavor. You can find it in sooooo manu flavors. Im pretty sure it has more flavors than coke
Eww
It does
and it comes in America's favourite flavour....lime
You just went all out with these videos. Good for us and I am happy for you.
I am happy there is a new soda on the block! Sodapop being a essential part of my diet it is good to have variety.
The number of Huggbees uploads lately is incredible.
God, I’m a tad disappointed that you didn’t mention the fact that Pepsi had one of the world’s larger navies at around the time this was made.
They should have never gotten rid of those ships and subs.
They had to settle for second best. And when you're second best, you *can* have too much of a good thing.
Strong Curtis joins the product avengers
I'd actually like a sugar free dye free soda every once in a while
Yes! I love these types of voice overs!
"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal then others" - Huggbees, 2021
*than
You stole this comment from me, nice try. You even mis-spelled the word "than".
At this rate, we're going to need a Huggbees Cinematic Universe chart to understand all the references in a single video, and I love it
How long is it going for him to make a meth joke-
Edit: The answer is 3:20
Also I can confirm this is all true. Just trust me bro
I forgot how hilarious your videos were, keep up the good work!
This guy has to be a fellow MSTie 🌑 ...I just found your channel and it's the most absurd channel I've seen in a long time. You sir were born to riff.
CONGRATS ON 900K HUGGBEES!
this video is hilarious for the first minute and then deadpan goes on for another 6. so freaking good
5:45
Yo mans is ROCKING those shorts 🤣😭
Im never going to think of this channel the same after the inside out sphere video.
This was straight up under tha radar funny AF! Well played!!!
This got me so bad, thank you.
It fills up great in a Rinsing machine?!? You just broke me, everything I thought I knew about rinsing and filing machines is a lie
that’s so weird i haven’t seen or thought about crystal pepsi since like 2018 and i just randomly remembered it yesterday and now this is one of the first thing i see this morning
4:04 - Summarization - It's been fun watching your channel explode in the last 6 months.
“JESSE, WE NEED TO BREW!!!”
It gets better the longer you watch