Today i will tell you how i am much better than Jerma. When Jerma was busy being a furry, i have saved America, how? That's a really long story. So i got contacted by anonymous sources that America's future lies in my hands, they told me to go to a bench in a park and there will be a package to me. I got a package and opened it in home it was a sniper rifle and instructions read: This sniper rifle is loaded with sleeping darts your target will be moving today in 1 hour, there was an X on the map where i was supposed to be. I got into apartment with open window, i saw a parade and a man with his wife in cadillac moving down the road, that was my target.I thought he really must be an important and probably very evil guy so i didn't hesitate and but i forgot sniper rifle back in my house so i got back to home, really unprofessional of me, i guess that guy must have been very lucky man cause i never forget things.
Today i will tell you how i am much better than Jerma. When Jerma was busy being a furry, i have saved America, how? That's a really long story. So i got contacted by anonymous sources that America's future lies in my hands, they told me to go to a bench in a park and there will be a package to me. I got a package and opened it in home it was a sniper rifle and instructions read: This sniper rifle is loaded with sleeping darts your target will be moving today in 1 hour, there was an X on the map where i was supposed to be. I got into apartment with open window, i saw a parade and a man with his wife in cadillac moving down the road, that was my target.I thought he really must be an important and probably very evil guy so i didn't hesitate and but i forgot sniper rifle back in my house so i got back to home, really unprofessional of me, i guess that guy must have been very lucky man cause i never forget things.
I still remember it as if it was yesterday. I was in the living room watching it on the big tv when my grandpa walked passed right as he punched. I’ve never seen a man punched so far… fly high grandpa. You will be missed…
millineals like you only say this to jump on the bandwagon, maybe if you had some fun in your life you'd see that it's actually really good and not some disgusting topping that was baked into your head by the reddit community
I’m sorry we have tastebuds that can recognize the amazing concocktion of flavor that is the sweet pineapple crossing over the salty ham and zesty tomato sauce while the cheese is a great mediator, just say you have a child pallet and move on
The secret is that nobody who enjoys pineapple on pizza actually cares if someone else doesn't like it, but people who hate it have meltdowns over other people liking food that they don't
It's like the people who eat dogshit and dirt and worms from the ground. They don't care what other people think, they know they like it. Only people who have a problem with them eating dirt and worms and dogshit are the people who don't like it
Actually that’s completely wrong I think it has to do with the fact that most pineapple on pizza eaters literally refuse to touch a pizza unless it has a disgusting sliver of cold wet fruit on it 🤡
Its good tho, like i get it if people dont like it, but people vehemently hating on any mentioning of pineapple on pizza as if its some kind of heresy, is just cringe.
I’ve literally never seen anchovies on a pizza once in my entire life expect for in movies and televisions 🤡 plus arguably an anchovies makes more sense on a pizza then a cold wet slice of fruit
If you’re a fan of a political party well, you might be a boring person, but otherwise you’re alright. If you’re a fan of pineapple on pizza your only goal in life is to ruin everything good left in this world.
There are far worse things to put on pizza. If you complain about pineapple on pizza, you are a coward that doesn’t know how bad pizza toppings could actually get
@@ThompYT Which I think is what makes it so good. It's not overpowering but gives just enough sweetness to cut through the saltiness from the ham or bacon.
This is deepfake, jerma isnt enough of a loser to join the anti pineapple hivemind and he's not enough of a human to enjoy any pizza topping. He would just destroy the pizza with his hands
as a trans nonbinary communist, jerma saying all of the slurs and declaring himself a pro-trump antivaxxer would evoke less dissapointment and anger from me. Smh
Wait how are you trans if you are non binary, if you are transgender then you are transitioning from one to the other but if you don’t feel like you are in the gender binary why even identify as trans
Hate pineapple on pizza in general but I think having the whole ring on their like in the diagram might be a bit better than the chunks you usually get! Might have to try that
Pineapple on pizza is gross, instead of hashing up the same old argument Tho here’s a new one. If you want pineapple on pizza you don’t really want pizza you just want something salty and sweet witch is perfectly okay but don’t get pineapple on pizza. Get pineapple habanero chicken or something. This next part you can’t even argue over. Pineapple is sweet and is very acidic. The pineapple juice does not mix with a single ingredient on pizza, mozzarella cheese with pineapples? No. Tomato sauce witch is already acidic? No that doesn’t mix either. Season garlic crust? Fuck no that doesn’t go with pineapple. People who like pineapple on pizza have the tastebuds of children. Next time you order and try your bastardized pineapple pizza I want you too truly take the time to think about what flavors your actually tasting and if they actually mix well or not.
Why are people just re-uploading clips now? I can't see how this is a good thing even for preservation. I understand that you like the clip but re-uploading it is the same thing as going into the comments of a video and just quoting a part that you liked and receiving several hundred likes. It's just odd to see community engagement becoming so devolved to the point that it's just cutting and re-uploading a short segment of a video. I understand that people have been doing this for several years on this platform, but it's still odd to see. What does it serve in the end?
there are so many hours of videos and streams on the internet yet we only have a limited lifespan. even if one devoted their entire day-to-day to watching jerma entertainment there's no way they could grasp every piece of media he's brought out or been a part of. clips exist as a trend because they're short and really digestable, and they present themselves as a great introductory tool for anyone unfamiliar with an entertainer. they're also handy for busy people who want to consume something but not for too long. lastly, there's the case of monetisation, which is the elephant in the room, but it's something you gotta live with. people will always look for a quick way to make ad revenue.
he’s lucky the camera fell pointing up, and didn’t land facing the observation window, scientists, and camera crew
or fell down the conveniently placed trapdoor where all of the soon-to-be ground meat is kept
Jerma is a keter-class cognitohazard
Ah yes, the jermatricians
or landed facing his legs, where we would have seen his zenis since he doesn't wear panrs
Gordon! Get away from the beam!
That camera drop made me feel like I was in a cod mission
Soap trusted you
welcome to the family son
@@CC-ud4wu So, why in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?
@@stellarr1 you missed like half the quote
Needs the wind sound effect lmao
This was back when his new body was developing motor control after solidifying and shedding its protective mucus
im fucking dead
I love the gradually solidifying lore of what jerma’s lifecycle and physiology entails
Today i will tell you how i am much better than Jerma. When Jerma was busy being a furry, i have saved America, how? That's a really long story.
So i got contacted by anonymous sources that America's future lies in my hands, they told me to go to a bench in a park and there will be a package to me.
I got a package and opened it in home it was a sniper rifle and instructions read: This sniper rifle is loaded with sleeping darts your target will be moving today in 1 hour,
there was an X on the map where i was supposed to be. I got into apartment with open window, i saw a parade and a man with his wife in cadillac moving down the road, that was my target.I thought he really must be an important and probably very evil guy so i didn't hesitate and but i forgot sniper rifle back in my house so i got back to home, really unprofessional of me, i guess that guy must have been very lucky man cause i never forget things.
xd
WHAT
It's such a shame Jerma isn't real, he seems like a nice person.
Thank GOD hes NOT real, he seems like an ELDRITCH HORROR from HELL!
i swear this type of comment been refabricated millons of times
@@gorlix its clearly a running meme
That makes no sense
You do NOT want Jerma to be real. This fictitious character is a PSYCHO and would absolutely put you in a MEAT GRINDER if he had the chance.
The Bostonian's blood boils at the thought of his predecessor's food and pride tarnished by unnecessary, disgusting extra ingredients
sauce and cheese and dough doesnt seem necessary either lets remove those aswell
I doubt I'm even Italian and the thought of pineapple on pizza pisses me off
@@YSleepish I love dirt from the chefs fingers
Today i will tell you how i am much better than Jerma. When Jerma was busy being a furry, i have saved America, how? That's a really long story.
So i got contacted by anonymous sources that America's future lies in my hands, they told me to go to a bench in a park and there will be a package to me.
I got a package and opened it in home it was a sniper rifle and instructions read: This sniper rifle is loaded with sleeping darts your target will be moving today in 1 hour,
there was an X on the map where i was supposed to be. I got into apartment with open window, i saw a parade and a man with his wife in cadillac moving down the road, that was my target.I thought he really must be an important and probably very evil guy so i didn't hesitate and but i forgot sniper rifle back in my house so i got back to home, really unprofessional of me, i guess that guy must have been very lucky man cause i never forget things.
@@localdumbass9355 but you already have fruit on there. So what's wrong with extra fruit
what a powerful being, to singlehandedly punch all the people who liked pineapple on pizza
What's more concerning is the amount of doors behind his setup.
Who needs that many doors in such a confined space?
It’s so the scientists can exit and enter quickly, in case Subject 985 gets violent.
How can a single human being have such a intense chaotic neutral energy
The “streamer” reveals his true secrets
That punch got me hospitalized
I still remember it as if it was yesterday. I was in the living room watching it on the big tv when my grandpa walked passed right as he punched. I’ve never seen a man punched so far… fly high grandpa. You will be missed…
this is what he does to his fans when he sees them on the streat
Deranged streamer LITERALLY tries to ASSAULT his fans through the screen
God... seeing jerma this young is very weird... can't believe he stole the cure for ageing just to stream more.
Thank god the camera fell backwards or else we would’ve seen his little jeremy
Never knew Jerma was such a BASED GIGACHAD
He's the hero we need
thats at least an aggravated assault charge
grrr... jermas on thin ice.
It doesn’t even look like his fist actually hit the camera, dudes a god
Domain expansion
Literally crying rn jerma would never say this 😭
Ikr my heart is literally broken, I hope it isn’t true
Amazing profile Picture
@@carbdebunkshate8967 thanks dude
horrible profile picture
@@IvanOfRussia I looked it up. It's the real deal :(
Jerma is an SFM animation
Good to see that Jerma is not LITERALLY INSANE after all.
Try before you deny. I was a hater until July 16th, 2007 when I tried Hawaiian pizza for the first time. Life just never was the same after that.
@@Algernon7 you are not real
Jerma has to be the real life version of the Truman Show
In reverse
Anyone who would unsub because they got told pineapple pizza was gross are deadweight, anyways. Nothing of value was lost.
if you died nothing of value would be lost either
millineals like you only say this to jump on the bandwagon, maybe if you had some fun in your life you'd see that it's actually really good and not some disgusting topping that was baked into your head by the reddit community
I’m sorry we have tastebuds that can recognize the amazing concocktion of flavor that is the sweet pineapple crossing over the salty ham and zesty tomato sauce while the cheese is a great mediator, just say you have a child pallet and move on
Pinapppe pizza isn’t gross, but I wouldn’t order it. So I don’t really get mad at either end of the argument
@@smack2344 Maybe you can use those tastebuds and adult pallet to also describe to me what the windows taste like on the bus?
i love this streamer acts like every part of his body has its own life.very suspicious off him 🗿🗿
Smh this is so last decade. I'm all about that apple slices on pizza.
Kiwi on pizza
@@derbyblade9572 nah watermelon on pizza for real
Pine leaves on pizza is the way.
@@theylivewesleep.5139 The needles might be better tbh
@@Gandhi_Physique the needles are on the leaves.
The Patrick Bateman is strong with him in this one
Turned to micky mouse for a second there
Jerma on stream: "Why does every webcam suck?"
Jerma off stream (only sometimes on stream out of habit): 🤜🏻💥📹🤜🏻💥📹🤜🏻💥📹 "DIE MF!"
Insane mage attempts to cast spell to strangle audience through screen but fumbles spell saving hundreds of lives
Cast just fist instead of magic fist.
Jerma being a democrat: I sleep
Jerma hating pineapple pizza: REAL SHIT???
ZAAMN!! ZERKING ZTREAMER???
Imagine Jerma preferring Dunkin Donuts than Starbucks
We need a bonk! Crut when he hits the camera
The secret is that nobody who enjoys pineapple on pizza actually cares if someone else doesn't like it, but people who hate it have meltdowns over other people liking food that they don't
It's like the people who eat dogshit and dirt and worms from the ground. They don't care what other people think, they know they like it. Only people who have a problem with them eating dirt and worms and dogshit are the people who don't like it
True!
Actually that’s completely wrong I think it has to do with the fact that most pineapple on pizza eaters literally refuse to touch a pizza unless it has a disgusting sliver of cold wet fruit on it 🤡
@@superniger4822 Says he's wrong and then literally just proves him right by getting mad over food other people are eating.
Why was he extra handsome here?
Just wanna say love pineapple on pizza, but if you put pineapple on pizza as rings, you deserve vengeance
guilty punishable by death
amogus on the whiteboard
asmr jerma puts you to sleep
Jerma Broke my Nose
welcome to the family son
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Pineapple on pizza is banger
false
@@baldass504 ＋２
the man.
Political Pizza Streamer
I'm so glad that Jerma doesn't like pineapple on pizza.
😌
Instant karma
mother: no rough play
me and friends: ok
me 2 seconds later: 0:31
Its good tho, like i get it if people dont like it, but people vehemently hating on any mentioning of pineapple on pizza as if its some kind of heresy, is just cringe.
@@someoneveryrandom5957 nice counter argument 😐
death penalty offense
@@18754KRS have you even tried it?
@@lemogoat7777 yes it was repulsive
@@18754KRS did u have it with ham or bacon on the pizza aswell?
PSYCHO streamer tries to PUNCH his viewers because he HATES them
Based Jerma
HE SINS
People act like pineapple is toxic when anchovies is a popular pizza topping and they're vile strips of hate.
you should be imprisoned
I’ve literally never seen anchovies on a pizza once in my entire life expect for in movies and televisions 🤡 plus arguably an anchovies makes more sense on a pizza then a cold wet slice of fruit
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@@superniger4822 You cook the pineapple bud
“SOAP TRUSTED YOU”
Pinapple belongs in pizza, periot.
He's punching YOU.
it was a knockout punch lol
aight bet more sausage & pineapple for me then
Very based opinion from jerma
death penalty for pineapple on pizza
sleeper experiment
People who can’t eat pineapple on pizza are weak and you can’t change my mind
ow
OW
Its true, pineapple on pizza is way too sweet.
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My stance is that i dont like it, but im fine with people who like it
This is what happens when you rate a meal that you've never eaten.
facts
If you’re a fan of a political party well, you might be a boring person, but otherwise you’re alright.
If you’re a fan of pineapple on pizza your only goal in life is to ruin everything good left in this world.
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There are far worse things to put on pizza. If you complain about pineapple on pizza, you are a coward that doesn’t know how bad pizza toppings could actually get
You can barely taste the pineapple on it anyways it's like part of the sauce almost
mf anchovies
@@ThompYT Which I think is what makes it so good. It's not overpowering but gives just enough sweetness to cut through the saltiness from the ham or bacon.
you are all insane
@@18754KRS youre just a normies that doesn't know what good pizza is tbh
i love pineapple on pizza, to bad jerma has my family so i cant unsub
What’s the original video/stream?
I need the stream name 💀
Tomato is a fruit and it’s on pizza so what makes pineapple so bad
Yes because all fruit tastes the same.
The most correct Jerma has ever been
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I love pineapple on pizza.
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What stream was this?
Jerma = based
Jermmet1G
what stream is this from?
Jerma W
Most people here don't know about the banana curry pizza.
Once you go banana curry you don't even give a hoot about pineapple one way or the other.
You have a child palette
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my dad is a pizza delivery driver and my whole family hates pizza now i srsly would be fine with never eating pizza again lmao
This is deepfake, jerma isnt enough of a loser to join the anti pineapple hivemind and he's not enough of a human to enjoy any pizza topping. He would just destroy the pizza with his hands
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Well it’s not so
@@superniger4822 woosh
What the fuck is with that collar microphone?????
this was in between when he was moving houses so his whole setup was scuffed asf 🤣🤣
as a trans nonbinary communist, jerma saying all of the slurs and declaring himself a pro-trump antivaxxer would evoke less dissapointment and anger from me. Smh
You serious?
cringe
Wait how are you trans if you are non binary, if you are transgender then you are transitioning from one to the other but if you don’t feel like you are in the gender binary why even identify as trans
Don't be too hard on him. When he started eating human flesh, he could never go back to normal food. The man is truly deranged.
silence yourself
Hate pineapple on pizza in general but I think having the whole ring on their like in the diagram might be a bit better than the chunks you usually get! Might have to try that
Er, no, it's worse. The pineapple is a very strong flavor, concentrating it all in one area like that is a recipe for disaster.
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BASED
Maybe jerma isn’t such a psycho
How can one man be so wrong 🤔
You literally have an anime pfp I’m pretty sure you are the one making the wrong decisions
@@superniger4822i hated pineapple on pizza before you
Pineapple on pizza is gross, instead of hashing up the same old argument Tho here’s a new one. If you want pineapple on pizza you don’t really want pizza you just want something salty and sweet witch is perfectly okay but don’t get pineapple on pizza. Get pineapple habanero chicken or something. This next part you can’t even argue over. Pineapple is sweet and is very acidic. The pineapple juice does not mix with a single ingredient on pizza, mozzarella cheese with pineapples? No. Tomato sauce witch is already acidic? No that doesn’t mix either. Season garlic crust? Fuck no that doesn’t go with pineapple. People who like pineapple on pizza have the tastebuds of children. Next time you order and try your bastardized pineapple pizza I want you too truly take the time to think about what flavors your actually tasting and if they actually mix well or not.
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aw jerma it’s okay to have wrong opinions i still like you
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Why are people just re-uploading clips now? I can't see how this is a good thing even for preservation.
I understand that you like the clip but re-uploading it is the same thing as going into the comments of a video and just quoting a part that you liked and receiving several hundred likes. It's just odd to see community engagement becoming so devolved to the point that it's just cutting and re-uploading a short segment of a video.
I understand that people have been doing this for several years on this platform, but it's still odd to see. What does it serve in the end?
Upset Andy
chill out lmao
there are so many hours of videos and streams on the internet yet we only have a limited lifespan. even if one devoted their entire day-to-day to watching jerma entertainment there's no way they could grasp every piece of media he's brought out or been a part of.
clips exist as a trend because they're short and really digestable, and they present themselves as a great introductory tool for anyone unfamiliar with an entertainer. they're also handy for busy people who want to consume something but not for too long.
lastly, there's the case of monetisation, which is the elephant in the room, but it's something you gotta live with. people will always look for a quick way to make ad revenue.
I know what you mean with the comment section just repeating quotes from the video
who cares
Bro fist