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  • andy gaslighting strikes again....
    jerma's stream: / jerma985

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  • @ChloePricesNumberOneSimp
    @ChloePricesNumberOneSimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9105

    "when everyone is at the construction site, nobody will be"
    what a thoughtful guy

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Worst supervillain

    • @humanbean9370
      @humanbean9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Syndrome type beat

    • @WoobyMe
      @WoobyMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Synjroma

    • @humanbean9370
      @humanbean9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Name checks out

    • @fatitankeris6327
      @fatitankeris6327 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've seen you before. Based.

  • @sonnymoorexsonic
    @sonnymoorexsonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4607

    i fucking love at 0:16 somebody says "jerma be quiet please im in court"

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic ปีที่แล้ว +231

      So rude, it wasn't even his turn to testify yet

    • @Lucas_Dot_EXE
      @Lucas_Dot_EXE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      In an alternate universe he would've made a bit where he testifies in court for 1st degree murder

    • @seignee
      @seignee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      ​@@kai_fatallysapphicthe jury raises score boards with a fat 0/10 and send that viewer to jail (idk how court works)

    • @GuyDude-hk8uy
      @GuyDude-hk8uy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      temporary

    • @thescruffinator8830
      @thescruffinator8830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@seignee this is how it should be

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4976

    Someone in the chat saying "OSHA violation Andy" fucking killed me

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OSHA

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      you typed that didn’t you

    • @marxist-leninist-protagonist
      @marxist-leninist-protagonist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that sounds funny eventhough I have no idea what the fuck is an OSHA

    • @nathanwhiting5475
      @nathanwhiting5475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@marxist-leninist-protagonist safety violation on a construction site

    • @oventree
      @oventree ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marxist-leninist-protagonist US work safety laws

  • @NAAAAAIL
    @NAAAAAIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9024

    "Theyre building a SKYSCRAPER!" I love how Jerma thinks a bigger building is louder to build than like a Dollar General.

    • @oliverholm3973
      @oliverholm3973 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

      Well yeah duh, you have to build them from the top down, so you need some really big machines. And bigger equals louder. Always.

    • @jakec2229
      @jakec2229 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@oliverholm3973 they're actually building a tower from the top down in Detroit.

    • @blacktimbs8354
      @blacktimbs8354 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@jakec2229 how does that even work do they just drop the bricks down from a crane or something

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      @@blacktimbs8354 yup. That's what tetris is based off of

    • @Noizzed
      @Noizzed ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@oliverholm3973 Building actually is way quieter than other construction jobs, building a house from the ground up might be less loud than having to change part of the layout where there is a lot of destruction that goes on.

  • @catsock
    @catsock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5371

    “ten hours of construction noise” is honestly something i’d expect him to listen to casually, or mayhaps even professionally

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      professional

    • @catsock
      @catsock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vaccinated Kid i wish you had antivax parents

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Jerma gave himself hearing damage from the amount of "10 hours of construction sounds" he listened to

    • @man4437
      @man4437 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vaccinated Kid Absolutely FUCKED local cat

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sexy Back x Home Depot Theme

  • @LifeWKai
    @LifeWKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16912

    Sure Jerma, you turned on "construction sounds," definitely not a front for activating the meat grinder.

    • @JACK0ACES
      @JACK0ACES 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wait, what are you doin here?

    • @thc_freebaser
      @thc_freebaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I love it when I'm already laughing because of Jerma then one of the comments make me laugh harder

    • @finessefathr
      @finessefathr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      actual PSYCHO

    • @Sh0xYT
      @Sh0xYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      he is trying to hide the screams of his victims

    • @anodyne-4736
      @anodyne-4736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😟

  • @fatherdex8174
    @fatherdex8174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8679

    "Why does his audio always suck?" This is the one man who only joins the stream during bits. How I envy him.

    • @Marphaxs
      @Marphaxs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @Vaccinated Kid naww what 😭

    • @spawsgoober
      @spawsgoober ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Vaccinated Kid HUH

    • @Sara-ts2pf
      @Sara-ts2pf ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@spawsgoober report

    • @NitroCheese
      @NitroCheese ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Vaccinated Kid average jerma tuesday

    • @considrowzy
      @considrowzy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      one thousand likes moment

  • @Lucyller
    @Lucyller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    I love how someone in the chat said "make your camera shake" as if the construction was so noisy and close it would shake his whole appartment.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      to be fair if they're working on the building then the vibrations would shake the camera

    • @penewoldahh
      @penewoldahh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      ​@@Killbayneif hes in the goddamn building they're working on, but i guess jerma would do that

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @@penewoldahh have you ever had a downstairs/upstairs neighbor renovate lol, my chair became a massage chair that day

    • @penewoldahh
      @penewoldahh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Killbayne lmao

    • @seignee
      @seignee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@Killbayneok so if u hold ur fist against ur zenis u wont even have to expend energy to zerk off

  • @Marconejo
    @Marconejo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11937

    best part of a jerma stream is when he reads a chat message and you can see the gears turning in his brain to turn this message into one of the "best joke that took five minutes to set up" contenders of the year, and chat realizes a bit is coming and starts geting hyped for it, and then jerma puts a white text on screen and everyone loses their minds

    • @rashs6302
      @rashs6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      can u link me another time it happens? this shit is too funny

    • @DoganME
      @DoganME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@rashs6302 multiple times, there is a stream from a Casino game, when he puts a fart with reverb in background, but the video is silent for majority of the time, only to unexpectedly play the sound, it’s similar to how Joel Vargskelethor does his jokes, if you want to know some other people that make jokes like this

    • @Marconejo
      @Marconejo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@rashs6302 Absolute favorite version of this is his "Absolutely Destroyed on Red Wine" bit, but there's also the "Rock Out Break" bit and others that I'm completely blanking on right now but any One Guy Moments compilation is sure to have

    • @leetri
      @leetri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DoganME AGGA

    • @Husk-E23
      @Husk-E23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@rashs6302 the two that instantly come to mind are the chubby bunny stream where he acts like hes just gotten from the dentist and the screaming and farting one

  • @charliewegner
    @charliewegner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9355

    i’d like to point out that this joke started because someone said “can you turn the game down? im trying to sleep,” then someone said “can you be quieter im watching this full volume at my mom’s funeral” and it just went on from there

    • @RonaldMcJuicy
      @RonaldMcJuicy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +886

      can you make the stream a bit louder? my stupid baby wont stop crying

    • @GimmeMyHandleBack
      @GimmeMyHandleBack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      I now believe you as I saw a message in there that said “DUDE THE FUNERAL”

    • @TrumanFritz
      @TrumanFritz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      dude I did NOT realize this connection that is fucking hilarious

    • @Alice-he2zh
      @Alice-he2zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      can you quiet doen, im in court

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@Alice-he2zh i’m getting married right now, can you pause the game for my vows

  • @xXZOMBIE_KATXx_EXE
    @xXZOMBIE_KATXx_EXE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12028

    Only a PSYCHO would be asked to speak up due to noise and then deliberately add MORE NOISE. Truly souless and calculated man.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Thank God Jerma is not real

    • @denzel5710
      @denzel5710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Wait, so the guy from amongus smile meme is a streamer???

    • @orangequill1645
      @orangequill1645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vaccinated Kid die

    • @cheeselord8153
      @cheeselord8153 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@denzel5710 you wish he was only a streamer, he's a psycho murder and unhinged, run away fast before he gets you

    • @g_u_m_m_y_s_h_a_r_k
      @g_u_m_m_y_s_h_a_r_k ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@denzel5710 yeah 💀 his name is Jerma985 and he streams on twitch lol

  • @hopes3836
    @hopes3836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6971

    I love how chat starts typing +2 even before they heard the joke. Like they already know it will be a good one

    • @larlwheezer2334
      @larlwheezer2334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      invest early

    • @jamierbb
      @jamierbb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Based Dirk fan

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Please God where can I get an explanation of the +2 -2 thing I love jerma stuff so much but it drives me insane

    • @samditto
      @samditto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Homestunk

    • @colinbrown7947
      @colinbrown7947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 +2 means good joke -2 means bad joke. I don't totally remember why the number 2 was chosen but here we are

  • @justinhamilton8647
    @justinhamilton8647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    someone in the chat typed “holly is DESTROYING the house” and i wheezed so hard i saw white

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      walter white under crawlspace moment

    • @GNOMgaming
      @GNOMgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@TheBanMan there was rot, he had to do it

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      You wheezed so hard, you saw Waltuh White? Damn.

    • @ganii1804
      @ganii1804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this gf is FUCKED UP

    • @CharlesDantonio3
      @CharlesDantonio3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheBanMan oh my god it’s you you made oneyplays best of n word you’re an eceleb

  • @nekomancer47
    @nekomancer47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    That fucking pirate ship cannon still manages to be the loudest fucking thing even through that cacophony

  • @UseZapCannon
    @UseZapCannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I like this implied universe where Jerma will cancel a stream because of a headache but won't cancel it when a deep bore drilling operation starts in his backyard

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      instead, he goes to the Bug Doctor for his headache

  • @gunslingingbrokenmessiah
    @gunslingingbrokenmessiah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    my worst jerma moment was joining during this part of the stream

  • @thefrub
    @thefrub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3530

    I like how as soon as Jerma starts smirking, thinking in that little brain of his, chat starts spamming OH NO, BIT INCOMING, JOKE INCOMING

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      oddest jerma fan user name

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      most based jerma viewer username

    • @eeeeeeeeeeeee1
      @eeeeeeeeeeeee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most based jerma fan alive, killing babies is murder

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@eeeeeeeeeeeee1 is murder based

    • @aru-YT
      @aru-YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@@18754KRS ​ ah yes, taking away women's rights is based, especially if a man r^pes a woman and they have no choice for abortion!

  • @The_Corn_God
    @The_Corn_God 2 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    Thats what it sounds like in jermas head 24/7

    • @lucridd2923
      @lucridd2923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      jermonial brain activity

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Live brain demolition

    • @roseroserosierose
      @roseroserosierose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he doesn't even know we couldn't hear it on stream. it was all inside his head poor guy.

    • @CEDEREL
      @CEDEREL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      his brain is just one dude with a jackhammer surrounded by complex machinery he barely knows how to operate

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucridd2923 it’s a bunch of small, single-celled Jerma’s creating +2 bits, throwing -2 bits out, upgrading the meat grinder, and scheduling streams for the perfect time to get high

  • @cherry-bk2yr
    @cherry-bk2yr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    the person in chat who said “i love machine girl”

    • @fresh9530
      @fresh9530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      best fucking comment holy shit

    • @r.a.s5177
      @r.a.s5177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The construction site sound is definitely something that i would hear when Im listen to some of Machine girl music

    • @fresh9530
      @fresh9530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@r.a.s5177 I THINK ABOUT MY FACE AND THE PAVEMENT‼️
      A MATCH MADE IN MY OWN MENTAL HAVEN‼️

    • @tulu-_-
      @tulu-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hmm a toaster lover idk ._.

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      machine girl

  • @gus2116
    @gus2116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3364

    Can't wait for the construction stream

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Building the giant human meat grinder
      I'm sorry for not being funny I can't stand what the jerma community has done to me anymore

    • @genever_lover
      @genever_lover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he will be so sexy in his little construction man outfit

    • @kailin9257
      @kailin9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where he drives around his neighborhood in a whateverthefuck machine idk I'm not a heterosexual middle aged man and demolishes people's houses with it

    • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
      @VinluvAntonHandesbukia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I better get a puppet version of his slime vtuber

    • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
      @VinluvAntonHandesbukia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern the best possible sequel

  • @laynewhite626
    @laynewhite626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    The way he sets everything up so carefully for the joke 💀 I truly believe the "he doesn't listen to radio in the car, he only has conversations with himself" thing is real after that amount of dedication

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i do too

    • @tirs0d
      @tirs0d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      personal attack

    • @stardusst
      @stardusst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Vaccinated Kid BRO WHAT

    • @ogchirag
      @ogchirag ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vaccinated Kid what the fuck 😂

  • @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa
    @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    “Ban that guy for at least a day”
    “Do it yourself you tyrant”

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The very last message lol

    • @D1570R73D
      @D1570R73D 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The number of people that didn't realize he was joking.

  • @thenippleextractor
    @thenippleextractor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    the barely hearable pacman music is what makes it perfect

    • @Jupiter-Jazz
      @Jupiter-Jazz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      bro said hearable im fucking crying

    • @RitardandoTheMailman
      @RitardandoTheMailman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      WOULD YOU RATHER THEM SAY HEARKANABLE YOU BARBARIAN?!@@Jupiter-Jazz

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Jupiter-Jazz "hearing view" moment

  • @PinkBroBlueRope
    @PinkBroBlueRope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    The fact that it pauses for like 3 seconds so you think it's over and then starts again is so god damn funny

    • @bapmain7587
      @bapmain7587 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dog i read the comment as soon as that happened and i fucking died lmao

  • @anotherslowtown9601
    @anotherslowtown9601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    so grateful that he still got the stream in

  • @sleepycarnes
    @sleepycarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    When he started playing this, I was so confused because he was literal background sound/ livestream while I had music playing while drawing…

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Lofi construction sounds to bleed/deafen to

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      ​@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 lofi meat grinder sounds to giggle to

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Sir_Bucket the horror in audio form

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leemsvg peep

  • @janefkrbtt
    @janefkrbtt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    When jerma puts his controller down/leans back in his chair, the entire chat waits in baited breath. All spamming +2 in the meantime

    • @jelly985
      @jelly985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree, it was funny Jane Fuckerbutt

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +2

    • @flamingbull3438
      @flamingbull3438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does +2 mean? I’m new to Jerma clips

    • @janefkrbtt
      @janefkrbtt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@flamingbull3438 an invisible score that the chat will add or subtract from.
      Its usually only if the joke has a set up. The + or - is dependent on if the joke was good or not.

    • @tman301j
      @tman301j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@flamingbull3438 It's from a stream he did with Etalyx where they challenged themselves to beat some co-op game within a time limit. Every time they made a good joke they added 2 minutes to the time limit while bad jokes took 2 minutes away. "+2"/"-2" then evolved to mean "good joke"/"bad joke".

  • @life4trinity
    @life4trinity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "jerma you're too loud please speak quietly"

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jerma pls I'm trying to sleep

  • @FunkyGhostHD
    @FunkyGhostHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    How? How does he catch that one obscure message in a chat that basically goes hyperspeed? This guy is truly a psycho huh🤔?

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      he somehow always sees the weirdest ones

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      vinny somehow reads the absolute worst fucking ones ever
      i think its just a streamer brainrot thing

    • @bruh-hr1mt
      @bruh-hr1mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sometimes he even makes some of it up (actual psycho streamer) he made up the whole "eat a mcdick" thing too lmao no one said that

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      His perception of time is 10 times slower than ours, like a fly

    • @meatloafbiggie2348
      @meatloafbiggie2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@naranciagaming this actually made me lol

  • @montanarose4622
    @montanarose4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    The sounds of an average Jerma viewer’s brain trying to consume any level of higher entertainment

    • @l.pietrobon3925
      @l.pietrobon3925 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lower*

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jerma is the highest form of entertainment.

    • @D1570R73D
      @D1570R73D 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmao yeah hollywood and the music industry are really just a step up... sure

  • @ElazarY
    @ElazarY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    The best part is that some people showed up exactly after he finished setting the joke up, and they actually thought that he wasn’t joking

  • @r.a.s5177
    @r.a.s5177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I really thought the sound of the ship shooting was a part of that construction site background sound.

    • @dawavve
      @dawavve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the part that had me in tears

  • @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ
    @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Instead of granting him more clearance on his voice he gives him MORE construction sounds

    • @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ
      @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vaccinated Kid WHAT THE FUCK
      ABSOLUTE PSYCHO STREAMER ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES STEAM ON WHEN HAVING RELATIONS WITH THEIR FELINE COMPANION

  • @supsick
    @supsick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Remember, guys: this is always someone's first Jerma stream.

  • @merasmusentertainment
    @merasmusentertainment ปีที่แล้ว +101

    3:32 He's looking around like they're doing work inside his house. He cares so little for safety, what a monster.

  • @dariogutierrez6716
    @dariogutierrez6716 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    My mom must think I'm insane. We live next to an actual construction site that's annoying af and here I am willingly listening to louder construction sounds on my phone and laughing

  • @emimor
    @emimor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    worst/best joke contender right here

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Take cover bit incoming"
    I love it

  • @KT-vg3nc
    @KT-vg3nc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I wish there was the funeral guy story in the beginning. I fucking loved this bit. I cried

    • @Cody_Cigar
      @Cody_Cigar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      please elaborate :)

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Cody_Cigar your father

    • @luketift8965
      @luketift8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Cody_Cigar some guy a little earlier during the stream asked jerma if he could turn the stream volume down because he was at his mom's funeral. jerma, of course, read the message out loud and it was a good time

    • @Cody_Cigar
      @Cody_Cigar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@luketift8965 That's fuckin hilarious, thanks for sharing :D

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cody_Cigar his mom died and youre laughing
      Psychopathy is truly contagious

  • @nosushi
    @nosushi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Jerma was truly a great mind of his time, u can see how much joy making these bits bring him, so sad to see him go, he will be missed. may his family rest well knowing he left doing what he loved

    • @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
      @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rip jeremy

    • @AINGELPROJECT667
      @AINGELPROJECT667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I can't believe the ligma finally got him

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@AINGELPROJECT667 I do say good sir, I have not heard of this affliction by the name of "Ligma". For this reason, I humbly ask you to reveal to me the nature of this ailment.

    • @AINGELPROJECT667
      @AINGELPROJECT667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@CaptainShenanigans42 Ligma ba-**is fed to the Meat Grinder**

    • @ChaosAtlantis33
      @ChaosAtlantis33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AINGELPROJECT667 Say less 🥵

  • @shenigin
    @shenigin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Love how he manages to misread every single chat he reads out loud. Even if it’s something as simple as changing “on” to “in” he does it every. time.

  • @sierra4us
    @sierra4us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    @ that guy in chat who said "jerma stop my moms coffin is VIBRATING"

  • @arckosX
    @arckosX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    best one guy if it was not for ballfondler

    • @CarlMakesVideos
      @CarlMakesVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      All the other one guys need to just pack it up and save it for next year's running, nobody'll top the sheer impact of ballfondler.

  • @Zeephon
    @Zeephon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:06 the exact moment the gears start turning, while he thinks "how can i turn this into a bit?".

  • @takethewordss
    @takethewordss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    As much as jerma's chat sucks, he couldn't do bits like this without them. Sometimes they influence the best jokes. Chat and jerma can't exist without one another.
    They are Venom.

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      we are legion

    • @gabrieloberleitner1799
      @gabrieloberleitner1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They ain't gonna know what hit emmmmmm

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whys the chat suck?

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      you just explained why jermas chat doesnt suck tho

    • @takethewordss
      @takethewordss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@waffler-yz3gw you know what i mean when i say it sucks

  • @georgie7109
    @georgie7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You know it's gonna be a good bit when text apologising for something appears on screen.

  • @kobwmoose
    @kobwmoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Funny how you can tell who was in chat before and after the joke initiated

  • @alienenthusiast
    @alienenthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I sadly missed this stream, but there could've been a very real chance of coming in on this bit, and worse, and possibly believing it, lol.

  • @cakecwaft1061
    @cakecwaft1061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    i came in while he was doing the joke and i couldn't stop laughing

  • @youraveragefan6953
    @youraveragefan6953 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The people who were telling him to close his window made this so much funnier

  • @vactyl__
    @vactyl__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    construction is currently being done on my apartment so the fact that i couldnt tell when the noises actually started made this bit 20x better

  • @Cli654
    @Cli654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Montreal Andy

    • @Cli654
      @Cli654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Minwon Jang I wouldn't know I don't live in Montreal

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:31 bro, that chat message is foul

  • @javabean4383
    @javabean4383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Imagine being the guy at a construction site and then jerma turns on more construction noise

  • @mr.tomasiorubinshtein
    @mr.tomasiorubinshtein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    How does that pirate ship can fly, even modern pirate ships can't fly. And yet they installed primitive cannons instead of accurate guns. A machine gun could've killed Pacman easily, he's a single infantry unit that casually runs and jumps on steady platforms. What a failure of a murder attempt. The guy was even naked and didn't try to defend himself. What the hell. The guy cringed so hard he committed suicide several times to show the pirates how it's done.

    • @TheVilivan
      @TheVilivan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If this isn't a copypasta, it should be

    • @aedile2819
      @aedile2819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wake up babe new copypasta dropped

    • @mr.tomasiorubinshtein
      @mr.tomasiorubinshtein ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheVilivan Thanks I guess.

    • @rachelgoldenburg2241
      @rachelgoldenburg2241 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe Pac-Man could eat small bullets. Like the white pellets he eats.

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jerma shows off his new construction company side gig to his viewers as a means of "flexing"

  • @biggithj6926
    @biggithj6926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    avant garde andy

    • @biggithj6926
      @biggithj6926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      einstürzende neubauten andy

    • @fennec70
      @fennec70 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice geogaddi pfp

  • @freaky-c3l
    @freaky-c3l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I hope one day I can be the viewer who comes into the stream at this exact moment and is gaslighted by jerma

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you will

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just watch VOD clips, you'll be gaslighted by the video AND the comments. Sometimes in different directions.

  • @sage4460
    @sage4460 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i love how he walks us through the bit because we're all in on the joke and the elusive new viewers are the audience. truly an incredible way to make any joke

  • @jermarat
    @jermarat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    i was eating my dinner while watching this and i couldnt stop laughing
    i also choking for 2 minutes straight while hearing construction noises, so that was fun.

  • @0tterhead
    @0tterhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You can see the smile on his face developing as the hamster wheel in his brain spins at 2 miles an hour

  • @michaelbronder9147
    @michaelbronder9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    He's trying to recreate the farting and screaming and crying bit so bad. It's sad to see how washed up he's become

    • @LowProfile0247
      @LowProfile0247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      recycled bit andy

    • @juicejooos
      @juicejooos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      fart addicted andy

    • @danafah9539
      @danafah9539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      not the same as it was andy

    • @crocrock9505
      @crocrock9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dead horse andy

    • @happymoomoocow
      @happymoomoocow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was better

  • @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266
    @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Holly is destroying the house!”

  • @sirultim8643
    @sirultim8643 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:14 gameplay synced with the construction sounds LMFAO

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can't believe he played an entire industrial metal album on stream and didn't get a copyright strike.

  • @falco5148
    @falco5148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This man has 300 IQ solutions, truly an equivalent of a rocket scientist

  • @noobnoob8922
    @noobnoob8922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love to see chat overload the Pentium processor of a brain that jerma has

    • @Moth_Dust
      @Moth_Dust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The word “pentium” has make me feel ancient, thanks.

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This man's brain works in such beautiful ways. I hope he eventually donates his brain so we can examine how he thinks

  • @christmasbob1
    @christmasbob1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:05 His face when he thought the construction sounds were still going had me dying
    5:24 The poor dude lol

  • @Rayo75
    @Rayo75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I lost it at the oneguy in chat at 3:10 who said "oh I love machine girl"

  • @teevee1782
    @teevee1782 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:23 why did jeraremty fall wit pakistan 😂😂😂😂

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You shoulda included the two comments before, asking him to turn it down. They helped build this joke up to the masterpiece it was

  • @midniteGMG
    @midniteGMG ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can tell when he has a bit cause you can see him trying so hard to hold it in

  • @yungstigmatamanne
    @yungstigmatamanne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i wish jerma would run his audio through fl studio into obs bruh, he could do so much fucked things, imagine he sidechained his voice to the construction sounds 😂😂😂

  • @x9147
    @x9147 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:28 some rap song sampled these low quality hammering sounds but i don’t remember which song 😭

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the "INCOMING BIT" in chat was so good
    They knew. We all knew.

  • @DestroyedArkana
    @DestroyedArkana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There was a boss later on that made awful crunching noises too. It was like the 2nd part of this joke

  • @highlyquestionable9802
    @highlyquestionable9802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    been having an actual construction going on right next to my place, thank you jerma for a relatable stream

  • @totemxatu
    @totemxatu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The best part about these bits is how much he entertains himself by doing them

  • @numbthepainnovacane
    @numbthepainnovacane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “BRO IN THE TRENCHES” IM DYING

  • @hughjaenus2235
    @hughjaenus2235 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how everyone who joined after the bit started just genuinely asked him to speak louder lmao, these bits always work.

  • @FungalFury
    @FungalFury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    softlock andy

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that my neighbors were hammering something almost exactly to the video is astonishing.

  • @silly2926
    @silly2926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video is so calming to me. It's like watching somebody play a lullaby on a funny little instrument but it's just jerma trying to talk over a cacophony of construction noises

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The sad part is the guy at the construction site probably couldn't hear the whole bit

  • @suprevadak
    @suprevadak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Jerma I am wearing hearing protection to hear you why have you done this" lmao

  • @Infxmouxz
    @Infxmouxz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Welding stream incoming Pog

  • @__________________________Fred
    @__________________________Fred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jerma has brought me so many moments of insane entertainment. This one was just too funny

  • @Joshua-bb7hj
    @Joshua-bb7hj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Is it fine now?" *Construction constructs harder*

  • @gaslightergus
    @gaslightergus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this bit while there is a construction site outside my windows🗿

  • @ashtonjames8701
    @ashtonjames8701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    the best jerma bits are the ones that are 5 minutes long and not funny

  • @ErisEntropy
    @ErisEntropy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:56 johndee00 negating all the fun with a fat -20000

  • @freelikeojallday7543
    @freelikeojallday7543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 “there’s nothing I can do” 😂😂

  • @CounterSSFTW
    @CounterSSFTW ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That poor construction worker now getting an entire extra set of construction noises blasted at him ;(

  • @patrickistruck
    @patrickistruck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    -2. one of my fav bits

  • @kane-111
    @kane-111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    oh my fucking god this is one of my favorite Jerma videos out here LMAO

  • @commondeathadder822
    @commondeathadder822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These comments are the duality of man

  • @Fraycon
    @Fraycon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "8th floor renovations in his mansion" - some bloke in chat

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Try to lipsync the jackhammer" says a chatmember

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they're building the next dollhouse