Guys, his previous game rage might have been a bit more apparently dramatic, but this was like the most frustrating series of events he could possibly experience, the rage in this video overall is probably higher than any of his other rage, and he describes being purple faced and screaming This is also the only time I can remember where he physically damages a device out of anger
The fact that his system bluescreened mid-rant as if his technology doesn't want to give him the light of day. Honestly Jerma's comedic timing as a streamer is insane. Even when he doesn't intend it to be a bit it's like the universe sets him up for a good punchline.
I laughed so hard it hurt, this series of events genuinely feels like a skit because it's just so ludicrous how frustrating they were, and the editing made his rage all the more funny This video felt so much longer than it is because of how insane it was Also maybe because when he's really mad he'll say the same thing like 5 times
@@magusperde365 i'm so sorry to hear that. I don't know what happened to my family, he just took them away and then sent me a mario plushie a year later, THE INVESTIGAITON STOPPED
The fact it bluescreened TWICE is just insane. Jerma was being cursed by every religion that day the fates were DESTINED to make sure he didn't play red dead
As someone who primarily plays Xbox this was a big problem a few years back, I don't know how many games I bought, downloaded only for the console to say "you need to purchase this product"
I was "blowing air out of my nose" laughing quite a bit watching this but when he loaded up Skate 3 and the Xbox loading screen was going at like 0.5× speed I just lost it
i'm genuinely laughing my ass off every time jerma gets RIGHT INTO THE MEAT AND FAT OF HIS MELTDOWN HE JUST FUCKING BLUE SCREENS IMMEDIATELY AND IT CUTS TO BLACK I FUCKING CANT
jerma screamed, this was made apparent by the sentences "im screaming, i screamed in the car ride home", "screaming in the car, i screamed in the car, fucking screaming" the repeated usage of the word "screaming" explicitly state to the listener that jerma screamed
This clip is so fucking funny. From how how much he emphasized thst he screamed, to the ridiculous farse-like story, to how many times it crashed. The console telling him he couldnt play directly after buying it, the fact that he boots up fucking Skate 3 of all games, fails a trick immediately and INSTANTLY exits to go back to trying Red Dead. No comedy movie could ever be as funny as this video.
couldn’t forget if i tried. this is likely the most depressing yet most humanizing jerma clip i’ve ever seen, taking you through all of his thought processes which are somehow reasonable, just for you to laugh as you basically watch him cry. so complex yet so relatable, probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen online
Although this doesn't happen *as* *often* with them changing the way they checked game ownership over the years, it's still a pretty common problem IN 2022. THE CONSOLE NEARLY CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO. You can't play games you bought on that account if the Xbox your playing on isn't your home Xbox and you're offline, it took them YEARS to be able to buy a 360 or Original Xbox game with Microsoft Credit, their cloud saves barely work and gamepass is so easily exploitable it's insane. It's a lot better now, but God it sucked and Jerma's rage is so justified
@@TheGrikko Extremely. Every account that hasn't had Game Pass ultimate before can buy 1 month for $1, a huge difference from the $15 for a month. So, you can just make a new account, buy Game Pass Ultimate for $1 and Xbox is designed to where when you have that account signed in, all other accounts that you're playing on, while the GamePass account is still signed in, also has access to GamePass Ultimate. Or it's even simpler if you're not currently gamesharing with someone and you can just make the Xbox you're playing on the GamePass account's home Xbox, and you won't even need to he constantly signed into it. Hell sometimes Xbox says fuck it and fucks everything up, I just did this exploit this last week, realizing the potential, and I haven't made it the GamePass account home Xbox or anything but Xbox has fuckin glitched and now I just have GamePass on my main account, without keeping the other singed in, and still gamesharing with my friend. People have said that they've even had GamePass for a year without paying for it. It's insane.
@@DarriusCarter1987 fr it use to be way worse lol before covid I gotta 3 month trial and it let me keep game pass for about 10 months until I finally got a email saying my trial was ending soon. shit like this happened almost every time they released the 3 month trial for me, but I think they just switched it to one trial for each account now
2:33 "nobody was there, I'm just sitting there screaming" his subconscious is figuring out that chat is just a figment of his imagination and he's actually sitting alone in a room screaming, actual PSYCHO streamer.
Aw man you cut the best part. "Finally! Thank you PlayStation, a REAL game system!" Immediately it crashes because his Internet speed wasn't good enough
He doesn't have an "accent", he was getting used to the human vocal cords (and the body in general) at that point and let the previous "Boston Jeremy" character he was practicing slip.
Oh boy this is brought back some bad memories, something similar happened to me. I tried to buy minecraft 3 times, the payment goes through all 3 times yet the account I had made wasn't given access to play the game, I tried contancting support and only on the second payment I get a refund, the third one didnt even work so after that I just gave up. I only felt anger for an entire week
That "no credit card on file" thing is legit spooky, though. That should not be an "okay, you know what, whatever" thing. Saying "you are not allowed to buy something unless your credit card information is inside our database" should not be allowed.
@@ekothesilent9456 I think they probably mean that the info shouldn't be saved internally, it should only be used once to purchase the thing you're trying to purchase and that's it. However, there may be legit reasons why that isn't done? (I do know that the Switch allows you to just input the info each purchase without saving the info to a specific account and shit, so maybe like that??)
I was in Walmart when this happened, the cashier was shivering and crying on the ground after Jerma accidentally showed his true form due to his inhuman rage...
Not a regular Jerma viewer, actually this is my first time watching an actual clip from something other than another channel briefly mentioning him but I feel like I've been watching him forever after this clip. His anger was my anger
I still can't tell if Jerma is legit always on the verge of a mental breakdown/psychotic rampage, or if his viewers just like to clip him during the rare moments that he is and then act like that is how he always is. I should probably just watch him sometime and see for myself, because right now all the context I have for the guy is the random clips TH-cam keeps recommending to me for some reason.
This was literally the story of my life when I had an Xbox, I got a PC then steam updates became the bane of my existence, the anger, the malice I get at trying to start up a game only to find it has a 10 gb update and my potato internet is showing it’ll take 40 days to update makes me want to commit a war crime
Steam starts, randomly takes focus from whatever else you're doing, randomly starts downloading some bullshit package update in the background that absolutely decimates your bandwidth...
![[BEHIND THE SCENES] Stanley Parable Devs Mess with Jerma Live on Stream](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s7fqKOUpj68/mqdefault.jpg)
You missed the final punchline when he played it on Playstation and the console turned the game off because his internet was too bad.
Saving it up for a rainy day
@@jeremy985clips3 we’re drowning in rain, throw us this lifeline
"game streaming is the future!"
@@jeremy985clips3 currently in a thunderstorm
@@jeremy985clips3 the storm is approaching me
"Anyone can go insane with just one bad day"
This was Jerma's bad day
This is going to be his tenth joker arc this week
this was the beginning of the sus guy persona
Who's jerma?
You're not talking about that famous internet persona of Jeremy Scoutson known as 'The Sus Guy', are you?
The killing xBox game
so this is why he's like this
"I JUST WANNA STREAM RED DEAD REDEM- *offline* " got me
Lmao I saw this comment the exact moment it happened lol
*Wuh?*
Timestamp please
@@timofeyvolgin3690 2:35
"He doesn’t stream? Dump heem"
You can tell he's mad because the Boston accent leaks through
Jerma is scout confirmed 😱😱😱
Relatable
Is he actually from Boston? I thought Star said something about Jerma lying about that.
@@NotoriousTim yeah he is
@@NotoriousTim yeah he’s actually from Ohio
“I screamed in the car I SCREAMED I SCREAMED”
OK DEAR GOD JERMA I BELIEVE YOU
felt the same wAY
i just imagine that one jesse scene from breaking bad
@@derpdud
"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"
LISTEN TO MY VOICE
imagining Jerma driving home from Walmart like Jesse when he escaped the nazi compound at the end of breaking bad
This is the epitome of "just one of those days"
Poor little fella
Emphasis on the "little".
You think he’s a poor little fella? You don’t want to know what that man did to the last guy that called him that.
The day he became the joker
Poor -little- compact fella
@@theobell2002 cost efficient*
i love that the blue screens seemed to happened right as he’s about to go nuclear
@MrShitPantTO ASH AND DUST.
Jerma is Soldier boy
@@justhere4637I WIPE MY ASS AND I SLAP MY NUTS
The console got scared
@@crackedemerald4930 Of Jerma.
i've actually never seen him this unironically angry like i felt the anger emenating from this video
looked angrier in the elden ring malenia fight
Have you watched his first sims 4 stream?
Jerma is currently in your room. You have 985 seconds left. Good luck
Guys, his previous game rage might have been a bit more apparently dramatic, but this was like the most frustrating series of events he could possibly experience, the rage in this video overall is probably higher than any of his other rage, and he describes being purple faced and screaming
This is also the only time I can remember where he physically damages a device out of anger
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 The Simpsons Hit and Run stream definitely sounded like he fucked up a controller lmao
i love how he opens skate 3 in frustration
And its loading in like 0.25x speed
Therapy
And then he immediately dies in-game, funniest fucking shit
Better game tbf
@@run7388 lol
The fact that his system bluescreened mid-rant as if his technology doesn't want to give him the light of day. Honestly Jerma's comedic timing as a streamer is insane. Even when he doesn't intend it to be a bit it's like the universe sets him up for a good punchline.
a punchline like ali's right cross.
He's the main character (I love watching him)
i think jerma was a court jester in a past life
I wanna stream Red Dead Redem-
And then it blue-screens A SECOND TIME
I adore how he refers to his fans as “the people” like a politician
Same
The amount of hoops megacorporations make you jump through to ensure you're not pirating decade old abandonware
They gotta protect their bottom line somehow, you know?
man i love owning physical copies of stuff that CANT connect to the internet
Low hanging fruit comment
PVZ Garden Warfare
Shit, I have a rule where if a game is online only, I'm not getting a physical copy of it.
@@UnsoughtLyric Low hanging fruit reply
@@malmalspur low hanging balls
RIGHT before he goes ballistic, his stream crashes. the universe had a sick sense of humor that day
Even Windows was tired of him being all flustered.
I hate this Windows Vista tonight
Blue screens
and I've hated this Windows Vista all my life
crashes
I laughed so hard it hurt, this series of events genuinely feels like a skit because it's just so ludicrous how frustrating they were, and the editing made his rage all the more funny
This video felt so much longer than it is because of how insane it was
Also maybe because when he's really mad he'll say the same thing like 5 times
It's incredibly fucking relatable I have shit like this happen to me all the time.
my sides hurt so bad when not the first, but the second bluescreen hit
Feels like a segment in a podcast except the other 2 are muted
When something goes wrong it's always a chain of events
@@Ardeact That logic doesn't quite work unless you count any occurrence as a chain of events since it happened due to the occurences preceding it
I like to imagine the blue screen moments is just Stanley pressing the skip button on the narrator jerma
That’s horrifyingly relatable
Thats the same exact thing i thought of, it’s basically the same thing.
@@thecreatorofpc7929 "I was speaking for so long after that I just told you the whole story!"
Jerma can’t even have normal technical difficulties. Greatest streamer “alive”
He did not seem like a living human being when he killed my entire family
@@magusperde365 i'm so sorry to hear that. I don't know what happened to my family, he just took them away and then sent me a mario plushie a year later, THE INVESTIGAITON STOPPED
@@arthurmerkulov5904 the cops are too scared of him to do anything...
@@magusperde365 nah
They went to prison for him and when the sentence is over he will give them 50 bucks
@@arthurmerkulov5904 you might wanna check the insides of the mario plushie...
You never know if youll find something worse than flesh
The fact it bluescreened TWICE is just insane. Jerma was being cursed by every religion that day the fates were DESTINED to make sure he didn't play red dead
@Nobody ? U ok bud that's a weird keysmash
@Nobody babe I just post funnies on the internet idk what ur cryptic messages mean
@Nobody jesus christ dude stay in your containment board
@Nobody man your power level is showing
@Nobody Hi
As someone who primarily plays Xbox this was a big problem a few years back, I don't know how many games I bought, downloaded only for the console to say "you need to purchase this product"
How did you resolve this? My Xbox one keeps telling me to insert the game disc when the game is in there 😭😭
This never happened to me But I would like to know how you fixed it in case it happens to me
@@lucasraines either disk reader had something wrong with it or just insert the disk again
@@heyepicgamers You’re a life saver 😫. I’ll take it to the nerd shop and have them check the disc reader.
@@lucasraines I never in my life saw someone refer to a repair workshop as a "nerd shop"
I was "blowing air out of my nose" laughing quite a bit watching this but when he loaded up Skate 3 and the Xbox loading screen was going at like 0.5× speed I just lost it
"I'm so sad..."
There needs to be a word for that.
*A word that isn't "snort".*
Actually made me Guffaw
@@tinycandleman6020where the fuck does the guffaw revolution come from? Is it mbamb? Bet it's mbamb
DERANGED streamer buys MULTIPLE copies of same game only to SCREAM in CAR on way home then BRUTALLY executing Xbox LIVE in front of THOUSANDS
i actually feel bad for him
tbh i feel bad for the cashier he had to witness jerma's anger
Witness somewhat implies he survived that encounter
@@Crazy_2100 he died from his injuries shortly after, he was my co-worker
If they watched this video I think they’d understand honestly 😂
@@egorsdeimos3523run.
nice pfp
i'm genuinely laughing my ass off every time jerma gets RIGHT INTO THE MEAT AND FAT OF HIS MELTDOWN HE JUST FUCKING BLUE SCREENS IMMEDIATELY AND IT CUTS TO BLACK I FUCKING CANT
you can tell this is pre-cat boy era because he is still BURSTING with anger and testosterone
WHEN BEIN' A JERMA WAS BEIN' A *REEEEAL MAAAAAN*
STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY
pre what now
@@astral_haze Before he became king of the junjile
@@astral_haze pre come
"We have to contact Phil Spencer's personal cell phone to make sure you own the game." this, and his tired voice made me lose it
Oh my fucking god he blue screened twice holy shit it's so authentic yet so tragically comedic wtf
A grown man fighing with technology is just the best
Mann vs. Machine
Hearing him say he "screamed in the car ride home" then me immediately looking over at the game called screamride was the funniest thing
The fact that he somehow caused the Xbox graphic to lag fucking sent me holy shit
This is what the final moments of his victims sound like...
"I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING IN THE CAR!"
jerma screamed, this was made apparent by the sentences
"im screaming, i screamed in the car ride home",
"screaming in the car, i screamed in the car, fucking screaming"
the repeated usage of the word "screaming" explicitly state to the listener that jerma screamed
The type of essay in english I would Have to write in Secondary (high) school, which is called a college for some reason.
Yeah the writing in this season wasn't the best.
This clip is so fucking funny. From how how much he emphasized thst he screamed, to the ridiculous farse-like story, to how many times it crashed.
The console telling him he couldnt play directly after buying it, the fact that he boots up fucking Skate 3 of all games, fails a trick immediately and INSTANTLY exits to go back to trying Red Dead.
No comedy movie could ever be as funny as this video.
8:12 had me dying at that perfectly cut scream lmao
ooOOOOUU-
I love his "dumbass" voice with the extra-thick Boston accent
“Credit cahds”
couldn’t forget if i tried. this is likely the most depressing yet most humanizing jerma clip i’ve ever seen, taking you through all of his thought processes which are somehow reasonable, just for you to laugh as you basically watch him cry. so complex yet so relatable, probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen online
actual jerma cinemacel
Depressing? Ok bro
@@largestink4414 still have no clue what this means
@@max_os117x peak kino! gosh ! this is so goodcore and epicpilled, maybe eve nbased?
It just gets worse and worse
I started CACKLING when the xbox logo took like 2 minutes to load
jeremy literally has the oldest xbox known to man like the dude playing UNO
I feel this in my bones.
Everyone has "just one of those days" where everything feels like it goes wrong and it just won't stop.
im waking up
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
"There's a little bit of dust in that closet, there's SOME SHIT in that closet" that escalated quickly
Although this doesn't happen *as* *often* with them changing the way they checked game ownership over the years, it's still a pretty common problem IN 2022. THE CONSOLE NEARLY CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO. You can't play games you bought on that account if the Xbox your playing on isn't your home Xbox and you're offline, it took them YEARS to be able to buy a 360 or Original Xbox game with Microsoft Credit, their cloud saves barely work and gamepass is so easily exploitable it's insane. It's a lot better now, but God it sucked and Jerma's rage is so justified
Gamepass exploitable you say? 👀
@@TheGrikko Extremely. Every account that hasn't had Game Pass ultimate before can buy 1 month for $1, a huge difference from the $15 for a month. So, you can just make a new account, buy Game Pass Ultimate for $1 and Xbox is designed to where when you have that account signed in, all other accounts that you're playing on, while the GamePass account is still signed in, also has access to GamePass Ultimate. Or it's even simpler if you're not currently gamesharing with someone and you can just make the Xbox you're playing on the GamePass account's home Xbox, and you won't even need to he constantly signed into it. Hell sometimes Xbox says fuck it and fucks everything up, I just did this exploit this last week, realizing the potential, and I haven't made it the GamePass account home Xbox or anything but Xbox has fuckin glitched and now I just have GamePass on my main account, without keeping the other singed in, and still gamesharing with my friend. People have said that they've even had GamePass for a year without paying for it. It's insane.
It's back to how it was before on Xbox Series. Xbox One is currently unaffected.
@@DarriusCarter1987 fr it use to be way worse lol before covid I gotta 3 month trial and it let me keep game pass for about 10 months until I finally got a email saying my trial was ending soon. shit like this happened almost every time they released the 3 month trial for me, but I think they just switched it to one trial for each account now
This issue is literally what drove me to pirating
still one of my favorite jerma moments, the way he just spirals into being more and more angry
I just realized how funny it is he forgot ulysses s grant and said hugh grant was on the 50
Its terrifying to think that this man still walks around in free society
This society is not great with jerma lurking in it.
"man"
@@alexplaysviii6757 You're right he's more like some creature that was created in a lab trying to masquerade as human
2:33 "nobody was there, I'm just sitting there screaming" his subconscious is figuring out that chat is just a figment of his imagination and he's actually sitting alone in a room screaming, actual PSYCHO streamer.
I like how he calls Ulysses S. Grant (18th president of the USA on $50 bills) Hugh Grant (British heartthrob actor).
Aw man you cut the best part.
"Finally! Thank you PlayStation, a REAL game system!" Immediately it crashes because his Internet speed wasn't good enough
Angriest I’ve ever heard him
He even went back to his natural accent
He doesn't have an "accent", he was getting used to the human vocal cords (and the body in general) at that point and let the previous "Boston Jeremy" character he was practicing slip.
@@Empyrean_Enigma can’t have an accent without human vocal cords, which jerma lacks when he doesn’t have a host to feed off of
@@Empyrean_Enigma Have a thing against me bub?
That wasn’t Jerma985 that was Jeremy
8:12 Perfectly cut "OOH-"
You can feel the pain in that one
Oh boy this is brought back some bad memories, something similar happened to me. I tried to buy minecraft 3 times, the payment goes through all 3 times yet the account I had made wasn't given access to play the game, I tried contancting support and only on the second payment I get a refund, the third one didnt even work so after that I just gave up. I only felt anger for an entire week
Let me guess Xbox?
Lmao imagine buying games
@@kakyoindonut3213 imagine being poor
@@TheRealCake imagine losing your money through technical difficulties
@@kakyoindonut3213 you may be too cowardly to phone support and get your money refunded, but most aren’t
1:04 "like most human beings"
Not that Jerma would know much about being a human being...
That "no credit card on file" thing is legit spooky, though. That should not be an "okay, you know what, whatever" thing. Saying "you are not allowed to buy something unless your credit card information is inside our database" should not be allowed.
How else would you buy something from them????
How do you expect to pay for the game? Cash??
@@ekothesilent9456 I think they probably mean that the info shouldn't be saved internally, it should only be used once to purchase the thing you're trying to purchase and that's it. However, there may be legit reasons why that isn't done? (I do know that the Switch allows you to just input the info each purchase without saving the info to a specific account and shit, so maybe like that??)
What they want is your details to be there for you to impulse buy as easily as possible.
stgstv in the comments 💪
This was like my 3rd Jerma stream a couple years ago and I genuinely thought he was never gonna record again
In lore this is the day he decided he was going to retire.
@@War-Jac Ever since then he's been replaced by a body double like the Paul is Dead theory
when he said "i'm so sad" i actually shed a tear i feel so bad for this man
That monotone voice at the end saying he had to contact phil spencers cellphone fucking killed me im now legally dead in 13 states
Jerma bought a Red Dead Redemption NFT before they existed. Madlad
That's... a good one 👍
Damn, TendedDragooning74 fell off.
This whole thing seems so genuinely stressful lol I was not expecting the full on breakdown
Calling a $50 a Hugh Grant instead of a Ulysses Grant is a true Jerma moment
you should have included the part were he didn't have enough bandwidth to stream red dead on playstation now
The fact that he bluescreens TWICE is the cherry on top
I'm so glad I'm not in close proximity to him.
I was in Walmart when this happened, the cashier was shivering and crying on the ground after Jerma accidentally showed his true form due to his inhuman rage...
I feel jerma on a spiritual level with this experience
There are still people that think Microsoft isn´t a legitimately evil corporation.
True, I had to dick around a lot just to get Forza Horizon 4 to work on steam. Probably was a me problem though.
Not a defense for Microsoft but every company is evil, especially meta and Nintendo,
Microsoft is also currently fucking over Minecraft with the chat report ban system
@@johnathandoesemire2744 I’m not even going to switch over to 1.19.84 until they undo the change
All corporations are.
This is insane, feel like I’ve been here multiple times but can never explain how it feels. Watching it unfold to someone else is wild
Dude doesn't have a twenty in his wallet.
i love that he refered to a 50 dollar bill as a hugh grant.
pronouncing "TendedDragoon" as "Tended D Rangoon" is incredibly upsetting
Not a regular Jerma viewer, actually this is my first time watching an actual clip from something other than another channel briefly mentioning him but I feel like I've been watching him forever after this clip. His anger was my anger
I have no memory of this comment wtf
@@bandawin18do you remember? remember what He took from you? what He took from all of us? you have to remember. you have to. we need you.
He called Ulysses S Grant "Hugh Grant"
I wonder what he'll call Hugh grant when he does the Bridget joneses diary stream
This feels like something out of a fucking cartoon lmfao I love it, sorry for the dude that had all of this happen
It fucking bluescreened TWICE IN ONE RANT. I am actually dead.
FUCKING S C R E A M I N G IN THE CAR
I still can't tell if Jerma is legit always on the verge of a mental breakdown/psychotic rampage, or if his viewers just like to clip him during the rare moments that he is and then act like that is how he always is.
I should probably just watch him sometime and see for myself, because right now all the context I have for the guy is the random clips TH-cam keeps recommending to me for some reason.
“fourty minutes go by for no reason” is so real
This is that Microsoft experience, their speciality
When just trying to play a game breaks you more than jump king
Crazy that Jerma got Bill Burr in just to do his classic RDR 1 rant
god what a classic i completely forgot about this
Funny how everyone picks the exact game that will drive him to the brink of insanity without even playing it.
this is one of my favorite jerma moments, thanks for reposting!
jermoment
its so sad how mad he's getting. it genuinely sounds like he's bordering on tears
🫃🧔🏻♀️🙅🏿♂️
You’d be mad too if you bought a game twice and it still didn’t work
"backwards compatibility is a big deal for us over in micro soft" killed me
Physical copies people.
Physical copies.
The xbox boot up screen being super slow was killing me 😂
I’ve never seen a more compelling argument for PC gaming
I think DRM affects more paying users than it does pirates
Had he set his xbox as "home xbox" he could have played on the moon without connection
Theres always another option that you've got to check for xbox gaming to run smoothly now instead of just letting you play your damn games
@@stephenallen4635 true always online is cancer to any modern software just look at the crew the game is just dead
Jerma is just one of those youtubers that is just as insane as their audience
3:18 has to be the angriest I’ve ever heard him, like true rage
Groggy Garry hunts me
"you will own nothing and you will be happy", I'm all for physical media, and I won't purchase even a single digital game
Jerma lost 6 years off his lifespan from the car screaming *alone*
Everyone has "screaming in the car" days
"I fucking screamed in the car"
Jerma's game library: *Scream Ride*
You missed the best part, when he switched over to Playstation Now and it disconnected him after 5 minutes because his internet was too slow.
This was literally the story of my life when I had an Xbox, I got a PC then steam updates became the bane of my existence, the anger, the malice I get at trying to start up a game only to find it has a 10 gb update and my potato internet is showing it’ll take 40 days to update makes me want to commit a war crime
Steam starts, randomly takes focus from whatever else you're doing, randomly starts downloading some bullshit package update in the background that absolutely decimates your bandwidth...