I Convinced Philza His Wife Isn’t Real...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ย. 2020
- Today TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot speak to the Real Life Wife of Philza Minecraft on Dream's Mineraft Server. This was insane.
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Today I played Vanilla Minecraft 1.15 / 1.16 but it was me convincng Philza (friend of Dream I think) and Wilbur Soot (from the hit video I met Wilbur Soot in real life... ) that his Wife is not real!. I Spoke To Philza's Wife (similarly to the time I Spoke To Dream's Sister and) it was so much fun and we had lots of laughs, I love being me POG CHAMP!!! Awesome
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is me convincing Philza his WIFE isn't REAL! LOL!!!! POGCHAMP!!!! - เกม
"Sorry wife, gotta go fight crime"
And that's going to the quote book
I Laughed for like 20 Minutes XDD
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@@umbra2633 sure he did
Can someone sub to me
where's my superhero suit?
"NOO DONT DIVORCE ME"
"phil was that your mother"
*what kind of sweet home alabama shit is this*
That was sweet home Alabama in a nutshell
LMAO
SwEeT hOmE ALABAMa
WOAH WOAH
MAKSJS LMFAO
almost a year later, and Wilbur and Tommy are still gaslighting Phil into thinking that his wife isn't real.
YEP
but now she participates in it aswell
800th like
And Kristian
Cause she's not xd
the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”
the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”
love that progression sm lol
the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”
basically,
phil: “tommy is at the age where he thinks about one thing”
kristen: “women?”
phil: *panik*
@@Noone-gi2ox sadly just a joke 😔
@@Sarcastic-brainwash sad-
Same energy as that Wednesday Addams clip-
@@india7416 oop
@@Noone-gi2ox what did u say
7:46 phil and kristin have never sounded MORE like tommy’s parents than in that moment
“he wants to speak to you.”
“did you take anything away from what kristin said?”
It makes me think they would be good parents
@@ruby-no6tz lol
I love how Tommy’s logic is:
“Philza is married
I am NOT married
So this was VERY funny”
I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”
I love how Tommy’s logic is:
“Philza is married
I am NOT married
So this was VERY funny”
I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.
I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.
"I'm half a stack years old."
The most minecrafty thing ive ever heard anyone say
LOL ikr
I have a stack of battery on my phone
@John Doe that took me awhile to remember
What about Tommy wanting to farm wives 😂
It's almost like ppl call him "philza minecraft"
“Babe come over”
“Can’t, my city needs me”
"my parents aren't home"
@@garto_2 "they got kidnapped! I'll save them!"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES I WAS YOU'RE ALMIGHTY 1.3 K LIKES AAAAAHHHHHHH (GETS AR%USED) THAT FELT GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD
Phil:"That was my wife."
Wilbur:"I don't think you have one of those anymore."
Phil: "That was my wife." Wilbur : " I don't think you have one of those anymore."
philza : *dying of laughter*
Tommy : Wilbur lets start a Wife-Disaperral Service
Wilbur : We should also remove Gravity
*more dying of laughter*
“im half a stack years old”
sounds like somehing a dad would say to be cOoL
That sounds like what my dad would say but we all know he is another 4 years older
Yes
Haha @play store your just say “yes” lmao
“im half a stack years old” sounds like something a dad would say to be COoL
“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age
There's one more: 'old'
Lol
“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age
why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video
It’s ghostburs voice it for the lore
real
why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video
This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious.
This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious
MARRIED MAN PHIL IS COOL AND OLD
I love your content
HEY BIG MAN WISP
@@umbra2633 stop playing pretty when theres a youtuber
YUP
That is interesting.
wilbur's tired voice and kristin's "no don't divorce me please" are both so fucking iconic it's scary
He sounds like Ghostbur but more dead lmao
The voice of wilbur is no dead, its just like he is trying to not laugh
The "noooo, dont divorce me please" made me think she wants him for money lol
@@ittybittykibibyte well he's definitely more dead now lmao
@@gaeancastillo9020 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:22
Tommy: I want to rid the world of wives
Wilbur: We feel like you would be quite a good start for this Phil how did you get a wife and how could we remove her?
Tommy: How could we remove her without- without there being any traces?
Phil: Jesus-
Kristin: N O
Phil: **laughs**
Kristin: DON'T DIVORCE ME *P L E A S E*
Tommy and Phil: **laughs**
Tommy and Wilbur: Phil, who is that? Who is that? Who is that, Phil?
Phil: She just burst through the door **laughs**
Tommy and Wilbur: **laughs harder**
You quoted that way to well
Why thank you ✨
Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life... Tubbo.
Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life… Tubbo.
@@Theunicorn2012 Thanks?
“What’s stopping me?”
“Your personality. You’re very insufferable.”
That is the hardest burn I’ve ever seen in my whole life.
ÓÓÓÓ
*WHÁT*
😔👌
Nice link icon doe
9:40 is the timestamp if anyone wants it
“Half a stack years old” is the most Minecraft thing I’ve ever heard
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@@umbra2633 sorry but shut up
@@umbra2633 shut
@@clyded8404 thats not nice
@@graze2991 ik that's y I said sorry
Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.
Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.
"Sorry wife, I have to go fight crime!"
Best quote on this channel
“i think if i had a wife, i’d say to her “you’re not real, go away” and if she did not go away, that’s when i get the lawn mower.”
that’s my senior quote, thanks wilbur
OMG that's perfect!
Omg i will screenshot this and use it just need to swap wife with husband
this is why some schools are removing senior quotes
Epic
Best quote ever
Plot twist: Kristin is actually the Samsung Smart Fridge
Holy crap
Simpsung
@@maroisaloser yes
LMFAOOOOO
Wives were eliminated from existence, so her conscience was preserved in their home’s Samsung Smart Fridge to keep her alive.
I like the part where they actually managed to convince Phil his wife isn't real... *Oh wait.*
11:31
What wife???
"I love gaslighting"
- Harrybook
Guy: **casually stealing something**
Phil:
*MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING*
something = pork
FLASHBACKS TO FLEX TAPE
or as wilbur would say: “OHH MY ASSHOLE SENSES ARE TINGLING”
I made tommys animatic..
Check out if interested 🙂
@@pokeblinder1985 stop spamming
"Im leagally old enough to get a wife so whats stopping me!?"
"your personality"
Lol
yikes
That roast th0
Ooooohhhhh
F
12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it
So what if you're a girl that plays videogames
@@Abyss_xL get a prescription to become a man
@@K1R8Y understandable
@@Abyss_xL also off topic but i just realized you have a pfp from my favorite music artists mv i think that is rlly cool
12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it
I love how sleepy Wilbur sounds
"Sorry wife,i have to go and fight crime"
-Iron Man in the Avengers Movie
Lol
*-Philza, real life
@@RealGachaLife lol
4th comment, I bet this post will blow up
Hi
Jokes aside, the fact that Phil was like “no my wife is Kristen” and refused to admit she didn’t exist is so sweet
Wife what wife
"No dont divorce me!"
- random female stranger Phil kidnapped
Ew..wives
I love that you worded it as "refused to admit" as if she actually doesn't exist
@@lealie116 wdym as if she doesnt exist, are you a conspiracy theorist, or just hearing things
And a year later, Tommy has tried to take Mumza's advice, and failed
i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"
i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"
The fact that kirsten was trying to actually help- LMAO
Ikr bahaha😭✋💅
@@millalambrechts6690 what the hell does painting your nails have to do with it?
@@sir.squishy6830 lol
AWWWWW
Is no one gonna bring up the fact he wrote KIRSTEN
I love how easily Wilbur just turned Tommy’s arguments from “I need a wife now” to “lets gaslight Phil into not having a wife”
I mean, wife's don't exist now. All of them have been cut down.
@@mr_rfrm7169 wtf is a woman? If they exist why hasn’t one talked to me
*:(*
@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman
@@AroMangle you aren’t woeman
@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman.
Code: "Do we know anybody that we can hook up with Tommy?"
Translation: "Who, out of everyone that we know, do we hate the most?
LMAOO ROAST IN ACTION
NGL I usually find Tommy annoying but he's slowly growing on me as I watch random videos of him with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno. Tommy buddy, I can see you growing up to be a cool dude. Don't let people stomp you to the ground, you're young and full of energy! Make the most out of your life and be happy.
Pardon me wife, I’m going to..
*A P P R E H E N D T H E P O R K T H I E F*
Utriudtmkudt
BAHAHAHAHAHA
@THE GOD OF MEMES 0-0
@@Inconsistent_Duckposting when the stroke
IM CRYINDJFGKSHDFSSKJD
"I'm 32. I'm half a stack years old" lol
tommyinnit: “ im 16 im a quarter of a stack years pld “
He's a true minecrafter...
@@onerandomcabbage2423 an enderpearl stack
@@swarthaknag6876 true
Tommy is a quarter of a stack years old lol
4:53 NOT THE DANTDM CLIP MAN
I love how philza refers to himself as half a stack years old
“I’m in the mood for a wife” it sounds like he’s ordering food.
isn't he?
@@tomergngn I mean i like dark humor but jesus christ
@@KarateLauren you know you nailed a joke when you caused someone clinical depression because of it :D
Depending on your perspective, he is
@Blinded II OK that was just cringe
“You are divorced!”
“But I have a ring on my finger.”
*“Eat it.”*
timestamp?
I see the helper in security breach has returned with a vegan excuse, and instead of telling you to eat pizza, he’s now telling you eat it, whatever it is you must eat it.
@@manuelmathew848 11:36 :)
*I MUST CONSUME THE RING* *NOM*
Divorce papers? NO. Eating cake rings? Yes
Little did tommy know that he would get Legally married to his best friend for a bit :D
3 years later Tommyinnit has a girlfriend named Molly
“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day”
Tommy: funniest shit I’ve ever heard
1:24
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@@spesq cringeeeee
@@pennabuter-4532 lol
@@pennabuter-4532 accept happieness
“ Just killed a woman feeling good” well this explains a lot..
oH DUCK
i am seeing a pattern here
you have 999 likes even if you deserve it i can't put a like more. 999 is sacred.
This is a joke.
You have 999 likes
Thx for the 1k likes :)
And Tommy got married a year later…. To his bestfriend
and now he's divorced
I love how whenever will enters the chat, hr always find a way to maneuver the conversation into a cursed bit.
“How old are you?”
“I’m half a stack years old”
Words of a real gamer
@@hilosmilos1745 of course
tommy’s quarter stack years old
Yes
Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
alternative title: 16-year-old thinks about buying a wife while grown men talk him out of it
no no grown man ghostbur is pretty much encouraging him until they start talking about eradicating all wives then he encourages that 😆
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@@umbra2633 Stop
Tommy: how do I speed this thing up?
Dream joins the call *speedrun music playing*
5:45 So this is how Tommy learned how to get a husband
Real it is how he got a lovely husband
Phill: I sprinted at a theft
My brain: Philza Minecraft is so brave, he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met
Y E S
WHY CAN I HEAR QUACKITY HELP
@@ahihi6926 I DUNNO BUT I CAN TOO
I kid you not I heard "I sprinted after a leaf"
*M e P e r d o n a s ? ? ?*
“How do I farm wives.” - Every Minecraft Teenager Ever
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It's more like girlfriends
@@spesq im sorry but self promotion in TH-cam is often despised on 😭
@@Az-mj3cd no
“Sunday Monday MMMMM Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday”
LMAO I started laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂
Im actually surprised that my mom is older than philza
You know Phil isnt a true millenial when he says "I'm half a stack years old."
Or a true gamer
@@gendiskaira they’re the same thing
do i want to ruin 777 likes?
........who?
@@Steak_baker who’s phil?
alternate title: tommy and his brother try to make their dad get divorced and make him marry an object
They succeeded, thus the Samsung fridge existence
@@arianvixal7143 nO-
@@arianvixal7143 *wait-*
@@arianvixal7143 well you are not wrong
@@arianvixal7143 eyo??
"I am half a stack old." -Philza 2022
“And I’m not married”
“how does it feel to be old?”
“What’s it like being a child?”
*Vietnam flashbacks to drista*
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@@umbra2633 no content = no sub
@@pingu8896 I have some good content
@@pingu8896 and I been trying my hardest
@@umbra2633 Bruh "good content", You have the username similar to a famous TH-camr, staged videos as well that're overrated, one stolen clip from a stream....
What if 16 years later, Phil makes a video called "I convinced TommyInnit that his wife isn't real"
OH GOSH
That would be awesome
jesus phil would be old
I would probably cry
PLS YES BAHAHA KARMA
Tommy: Wants a wife immediately
Tommy 2 Seconds Later: “I want to rid the world of wives.”
no wives, wives dont exist.
Whats a wife?
NO IDEA!
3:25
That aged well, I guess?
cant wait for tommy to make a “I SPOKE TO WOMEN” playlist
lol
Pffftttt same
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Lol he made a “Speaking to family members in Minecraft” playlist
@@umbra2633 shut up spammer
How old are you?
“Half a stack old”
Ah yes he is speaking minecraft
He playin mine craft....
I like ya cut g **slaps harder than ur dad belt**
He is truly Philza Minecraft
@Tianrui Qi how to make bold text like that?
@@kielbarral7713 put * [And put the sentence in between] *
*Ty*
rewatching this while Tommy is literally legally married to Tubbo, It's a good watch.
the change tommy went through in 2 years is really cool
“What’s it like being old?”
“What’s it like being a child?”
*”I forgot.”*
The most savage comeback
I just looked at this comment when they said it
such a mood
OOH
“I forgor 💀”
No one:
Tommy: *ima talk with family member of all the smp members!*
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@@umbra2633 sureeeee, definitely
@@umbra2633 yeah sure -_-
@@umbra2633 i am sick of this bots
@@umbra2633 Sureeeeeeee, no, ur granddad didn't said that to u, everyone uses this thing with "My mom/grandparents/person said me..........if I get *number* of subs.........buy me my dream *thing*" just for subscribers and its annoying, make them by posting videos not by saying lies -_-
I am not married so this was so funny-tommyinnit
I like how he does a high pitched/ghostbur voice throughout this. It adds to it all
Tommy: “I want to get married”
Ph1za: *you don’t have enough experience for that enchantment*
LMAO
LOL
omg fu
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
KEKW
4:19 tommy are you sure you're ready
“I’m half a stack years old.”
how much minecraft has he been playing lmao
Hmmm if id have to guess counting his hardcore series id say about 7-8 years
So you watched Banana Fish? Cool
His name is literally Philza Minecraft what do you meann
@@doghaver4343 he is playing since the beta released in 2010
@@YourMom-wn2iy gay
"i am a 16 and definitely not married"
wait until the grind hears about this smh
He’s not supposed to date women because she’s married to the grind yet here he is :(
wait who tf is the grind
@@bananoverlord6962 i believe its a joke Tommy made thats 'canon' in the dreamsmp.i think on the wiki its in his info
@@bananoverlord6962 tommy’s married to the grind (the grind isnt a person just think of it like when u grind out levels in a game)
Seeing this again with the knowledge Tommy has a girlfriend is hilarious
Philza: you can’t just marry a stranger
Maxfosh: I’ve done that twice
I love how Tommy trying to get married, and then deciding to attempt a brainwashed divorce is #2 on trending.
This is sad ahaha
LMAO
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@@rjayy1 no
Why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of crying and he’s going through puberty
i think he was definitely intoxicated
Ya either that or he’s sick 😂
Ghostbur u uncultured boomer goofs
Ghostbur.....
@@ForTheLoveOfEline I had seen some stuff about ghostbur but I don’t know the whole story about what happened
*Kristan crying in the background* "noo!"
Legend has it Wilbur and Tommy are still trying to gaslight Ph1lza to this day.
That's because they are
“We should start a wife disappearal service!”
Tommy, that’s called being a hitman! Tommy this is Minecraft not Hitman!
@Leave M E Alone ikr, what kind of word is that?! It sounds so non-existent, just like wives!
Well, it wasn't very long ago that a man could put his wife in an asylum by simply saying she is crazy (no actual evidence needed). That was pretty much this service o.o
Timestamp
Too bad he's a bad mercenary
maybe they could hire tubbo
Wilbur: you have no wife
Phil: I still have the ring on my finger
Tommy: *-EAT IT*
LMAOOO
@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber nah he’d just be doing kettle sounds
@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber i take a ring...... AND EAT IT
@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber this had nothing really to do with Dre 🤠
@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuberi think they mean u brought up dre when he's not even involved lol
If Phil ever goes to a retirement home he will have so much respect every day because he takes care of children in mod videos
the bit where they edited phil chasing the robber was funny as hell
Phil: "I’m 32. I’m half a stack years old"
And Tommy is a quarter of a stack years old
*m a t h*
MaThS
@@DRDDR8 the “s” in the end is unnecessary
@@urmumhuge5556 Ik
2+2=5
but school never helped to figure this out right?
plot twist: Tommy is Philza's son
Epic
Ok verified nerd
Ultimaghost ok unverified nerd
ooh a new person
*Gasp* What if?!
I love will's voice crack for some reason
One thing I loved about this video is when Phil said that the ring was titanium. It's like showing how strong of a couple he and Kristian really are.
*Philza be tryna convince Tommy not to speedrun marriage.*
*doo doo doo dooo*
@@miles2546 lmao
yes
If he does that he'll probably speedrun divorce
@@miles2546 dude……play la chona please
"Just killed a women, feeling good"
-Tommyinnit, in real life edition
Just got 500 feeling good
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@@strike4762 He will use the lawn mower and his diamond sword
“Who needs tusedays?” Me: *I HAVE EARLY OUT FOR SCHOOL ON TUSEDAYS*
Tommyinnit is the kind of guy there sees a wife, and ask is anyone gonna eat that? And not wait for an answer...
It’s difficult to get the women when Gogy is around.
@@spesq step 1: dont copy and paste self promo
@@spesq stop
@@mvrkyyy yeep th-cam.com/video/EjOYiaZi8go/w-d-xo.html
@@spesq "You're very adorable and stupid" say that after I snap your arm
@@spesq you have 3 rubbish videos and no subscribers. Don't bother. DON'T BOTHER WITH TH-cam.
“Im half a stack years old”
Imagine saying that on a job interview
YOURE HIRED!!
420th like pog
@@fadisuleiman7197 *y e s*
I ruined the 690 likes