2:57 reminds me of when Technoblade and Dream were in prison together and Techno asked if Dream had published anything to Wattpad. Dream paused for a second before saying no, and Techno replied with; "You hesitated." "I didn't hesitate I-" "You- There was a noticeable hesitation." "I WAS NOT hesitating."
0:41 Tommy:"Hello Big D." Dream:"Hi!you should-stop calling me that" Tommy:"Why?" Dream:"cause it makes me uncomfortable- and I have to express that" Tommy:"I'm Sorry Small D. " Dream:"👁👄👁..."
would i be considered an only child if my brother didnt live with me past the age of like 10 and had little interaction before but now is gone for many months at a time?
I actually love Tommy and Dream’s relationship “I want you to eat your sock Tommy” “Hello big D” “Don’t call me that” “I’m sorry small D” I want this relationship
Cooties are a real term in the English language, which was derived from the Malaysian term kutu which stands for small parasitic insects that live in your skin.
Tommy: Hello? Dream: Hello? Mother Dream less than a second later: Hello? Tommy: *awkwardly while pogging* hello Mother Dream: *awkwardly* ello? Tommy: Who is this Mother Dream: I am Dream’s mom, who is this? Tommy: *hesitates* I am *Georgenotfound*
This is like the same situation where people said he acted awkward near Alyssa when he doesn't really Also if it does feel awkward at all I think it's because tommy and dream have different chemistry as opposed to George sapnap and bbh
Some time stamps I got (plus some help from the replies!): 0:35 Dream gives Tommy his axe 0:39 Dream joins Tommy’s vc 1:22 Tommy learns what cooties are 2:33 Dream’s schedule and what he does all day 3:12 Tommy asks about why his chat wants him to call Dream Clay 4:05 Dream steals Tommy’s kill 4:14 Is Dream obnoxious? 5:38 Tommy can’t look into Dream’s eyes (aka nipple eyes) 8:26 Tommy baits Dream into bringing up his subscriber count 9:03 Tubbo is Dream’s favorite rapper 9:45 Dream’s best joke 11:36 Tommy gets kicked 14:25 Tommy speaks to Dream’s Mom 16:19 Tommy asks about Dream’s siblings and talk about his sister 16:59 Tommy is a lonely child 17:35 Dream’s Best friend 18:13 Tommy starts health glitching/hacking 18:49 Sapnap joins call 20:25 Techno is Nikki’s friend Tell me if I missed any 🤗
@@dietfawn these are just to help if someone is looking for a specific clip or portion of the video. if you're looking for a 12 second clip i doubt you want to watch the whole nearly half hour long video to find it. sure, you should still watch the video, but some people might just be lookig for a specific part. And i personally watched this about 4 times now, revisiting some of my time stamps too.
@@1z4_ Lice are basically little bugs that lay eggs in your hair, and if someone had them you wanted to stay away (as there were no good procedures for dealing with lice for quite a while.) As such you use "cooties" to say you want nothing to do with someone, or just as some kind of kiddie playground banter.
CatKing13 No one really knew what cootie meant or what it actually was even if it’s real never bothered to google. We just used it as for something to pick on someone in American culture the girls had “Girls rule boys drool”(Not true to this day never gonna forgot 2nd grade). will we just picked on them and just said EWW disgusting you touched her?!? OMG you HAVE cooties. Now, now everyone even the girls will bully you.(Not me cause of a alpha chad and hadn’t touched a girl since 1st grade.) Do I thinks that good idk don’t plan on doing anything reckless. Not a slang. It’s fake
I do that too actually it’s quite normal for British people to say mom instead of mum (Ok so I’ve got two replies that say irl British people don’t say mom- in my area of Britain quite a few of the people I’ve met say mom :))
"I'm an only child, not a lonely child."
"Oh, same thing"
*No no, he's got a point*
As an only child, I can confirm.
Yes
I’m not a only child, but I am the only girl in my family. So it feels like it
Yes 😂
Too true, too true
“Is he a child?”
“He is a child”
“OH MY”
Mute Draws, no
O
Me: reads tittle
Me: *ship*
@4th4rv alt, ara ara = unholy 🔪
Yo
“Are you disappointed in Dream?”
**Leaves call**
time?
Karzyr 케이 just watch the video
15:20-15:22
@@la-enc thx
LUL
2:57 reminds me of when Technoblade and Dream were in prison together and Techno asked if Dream had published anything to Wattpad. Dream paused for a second before saying no, and Techno replied with; "You hesitated." "I didn't hesitate I-" "You- There was a noticeable hesitation." "I WAS NOT hesitating."
I’m genuinely curious if he published anything to Wattpad now-
He had dnf fics on there
he wrote percy jackson self-insert fics
He's the heavily filtered type of speaker, thinking before his words
R.ip though
“No- no- I’m an _only_ child not a lonely child-“
“ _They’re the same thing_ ”
Hmm, nope.
i feel so attacked
Arthur reference?
Yeah. Where I live there are no kids my age accept my friend and it's very lonely when I can't hangout with her.
How many vids does he need Dream in? He’s not strong on his own? Tired of getting this crap in recommended
Tommy: Who’s been meaner to me? You
Technoblade: *laughs in smp earth*
(Extra reverb) that's 5 youtooz
Yep
Why do I always read smp as simp?
Aww yea, pvp
@@iliketurtles3125 im doin tha same m8
The title of this video should really be:
“Dream and I had a stupid argument that lasted for 21 minutes”
LOLOLOLL BAHAAHHAHAHAHA
Excuse you
@@noureenali6730 no u
ring ding ding
That’s mean plus it’s a joke don’t tell it serious
@@sleepy4938 ur maddddddd
0:41
Tommy:"Hello Big D."
Dream:"Hi!you should-stop calling me that"
Tommy:"Why?"
Dream:"cause it makes me uncomfortable- and I have to express that"
Tommy:"I'm Sorry Small D. "
Dream:"👁👄👁..."
you know you know 💀
Tommy: *hello Big D*
Dream: don’t call me that
Tommy: *ok Small D*
OOOHHHHHHHHH
@@wddadwaasdwasdw OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@NG CYNN DEE Moe it also stands for something else
NG CYNN DEE Moe
D also means d*ck
BIG PP!!
10:01
Dream: *takes off chestplate*
Tommy: *smile*
Dream: SEE YOU SMILED
LUL
@CrookedSmiles ew that ship is terrible, I ship gogy x Clay
@@s4vvq pls dont ship real people
@CrookedSmiles tommy's a minor who has expressed that he's uncomfortable being shipped. stop
@@s4vvq also Respect the ships ;-;
her voice has a definite "mom" quality to it, and idk how to explain it lol but it's there
yesss
wow classic voice
Her voice sounds like a 40-50 yr old mum
They are both like
Dream: British child🙄
Tommy: Americans 🙄
His mother calls dream “Hey Ceramic.”
MotherGoose_ what
Pikalover 9000 Because his name is clay
Why did k wheeze Im disappointed in myself
LMAO
he calls him terracotta now
Dreams mom doesn’t like swearing
Tommy: understandable have a nice day
Bbh doesn’t like swearing
Tommy: so u have chosen...death
but it's dream's mom
True dat
But she’s like older and if you swear at an elder in Asian you would of died
@@jacobkim3690 everyone is an elder to Tommy.
@@sapphireashes7824 have my upvote
tommy: "take off your shirt"
Dream: "WHATTT!! tommy your so weird "
also dream " i like when george screams"
Tommy is 16 so it is weird
Keep at 69
@@adamtanous5581 task failed successfully
@@arnavrathi you're not using it right
Bloody dream stans thinking hes funny
Dream : technoblade isn't better than me
Technoblade : ARE YOU INSULTING ME
“Ima lonely child”
“...”
“...”
“WAIT NO IM A ONLY CHILD”
“Oh ok, *same thing* ”
I’m an only child and I can confirm
would i be considered an only child if my brother didnt live with me past the age of like 10 and had little interaction before but now is gone for many months at a time?
f
Ekusuplosho
an*
Tommy: You can’t even ban me
Dream: *bans him*
Tommy: *You weren’t supposed to do that*
lul
Lol
lol
Lol
lol
Dream talks about his little sister
Tommy; “I’m a lonely child”
Also Tommy; “.... I MEANT ONLY CHILD”
Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.
the awkward silence that followed made it even better
I meant a single child
600th like!
He cald himself a child!
Tommy and dream having a normal conversation is so wholesome
“What do you do all day?”
“I kill people”
“...”
“Oh, you mean real life?”
ooop
@@xxstellastarlightxx9284 indeed
Ya ikr
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b Dude, can you stop begging?
@@justausername3761 Rude *cough,cough*
“My mom calls me Clay”
10 minutes later
“Who is this?”
“this is dreams mom”
Hmmmm
OML U RIGHT- well he did mute so he could have told her to call him Dream -.>-. The world may never know
i mean she knows he is usually publicly referred to as dream so
Mrs Dream ofc she calls his son Dream
Maybe she thought his name is a secret
Probably thought he didn't want her to say "Clay"...
or maybe she's not actually his mom-
"I wake up"
"Commit tax fraud"
"Then go to sleep"
-dream's schedule
And kill people
-sleep walk kills people
vth-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
MelonGlacier -Gaming I hate i
MelonGlacier -Gaming I hate u
the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious
the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious
@@Theunicorn2012wow, at least when you copy a comment, don't put it under the comment you copied
Tommy: “Are you disappointed in dream?’’
Dreams mom: ...
*Leaves Instantly*
Cause the truth hurts
Nightmare X7 DAMN
Lol
She left first
that mean yes then lol
“Hello Big d”
“Don’t call me that”
“Okay small d”
“Not that either...”
“D money”
@@soldiermaanszn2744 shut fool
SoldiermaanSZN2 no
@@soldiermaanszn2744 stfu
Agreed
@@SpookyyReject It's.fake.
*Tommy:* "what do you so all day then, dream?"
*Dream:* "I kill people.."
*Silence*
*Dream:* "OH! You mean in real life."
2:30 Ur welcome :)
@@huuman6706 thank you Human
*TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*
**"Oh, you mean in-game?"**
I like how dream was like I’m better than Technoblade at the beginning then the next day Technoblade destroyed him.
RIP Technoblade
A true rise and grind scheduled
"I wake up"
"commit tax fraud"
"then go to sleep"
- dream
Yes
tax fraud*
underscoreZA yes take fraud my favorite type of fraud
@@redpicureframe thank you
wake up in the morning stretch a bit and then go back to sleep
Dream doesn’t have to say “eyes up here”
XD
OMG your so right lol
Pinecone l
e
eyes down here
“I kill people”
“Oh you mean irl?”
George: *intense sweating*
clay not george ;)
R 😠
666 likes
Oscar Hudson cALl hIM bY HIs REaL nAmE
(Also it’s a gay joke you pleb)
vth-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
R.I.P technoblade
“i was about to swear”
“she told me not to”
“that doesn’t mean you have to listen to her. i don’t listen to her”
soldiermaanSZN such a lie dude stfu stop no pity
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b you keep saying different things each time try uploading funny content on your own like everyone else stfu it takes work
stop giving @@user-ll8ht1ug3b attention if you just ignored him he would've stopped
LOL
Nubistic djhhj
Tommy: how old is your sister?
Dream: 13. I think.
What a great brother!
Lol I forget my sisters age all the time. She’s like 17 and I still think she’s 9 sometimes
Lol I do too
Nah that's just an older brother thing cause my brother forgets my age all the time.
Yea Ik tho it’s kinda funny hehe
My whole family thinks I’m 14....
I’m 13..
“You’re a child? Oh my...” that was the most mom sounding thing ever
YES🤣🤣🤣
tommy should just tell mother Dream what he done to him😂😂😂
I imagine ara ara
@@aeronalvarez6509 lol
"Oh adult, oh adult, come hither." -Tommyinnit 2020
Tommy: "Technoblade is better than you"
Dream: "No he's not"
*oh buddy...*
Dream:“Am I obnoxious?”
Tommy: “Yes?”
Dream: “I have cooties then :(“
Tommy: “wtf🤠”
Omg i kept on pressing
@@gracemxquaid999 sameeeeee
The emoji is sending me PLSSS
Lol
him not understanding what cooties are/thinking they're a disease is the funniest thing istg 😭
"Oh Child, come here"
"Oh Adult, come hither"
OH ADULT COME HITHER
OH ADULT COME HITHER
i just died
SAMMMEEE AKGHVJJDNR
Same- omg 👆😌
Oh Alduf Hitler
I love ur pfp
Who me-
“You don’t have to listen to her, I don’t listen to her”
-Dream 2020
"Bad boys for life"
-Sun Tzu
Xd
hes such a nice role model
"Crime is illegal and prison is prison"
Title: "I Spoke to Dream's Mom"
*Dreams mom there for 5 seconds of the 20 minute video
god tommy and dream are actually the best pair. they're both great entertainers and them together will always end up with us wheezing
Tommy and tubbo
Hold up
Dream and George is a better pair
Ew
EXACTLY THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Dream: I kill people
Tommy: Oh, you mean IRL
Dream: The law requires I say no
You misspelled tommy and say
Though he did admit to committing tax fraud
That profile picture though 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Its (edited) now
@@juancarlossegui873 True, I did edit it
You're British and you spelt it "Mom". My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
i’m british but i live in canada so i say “mum” when referring to my own mother but “mom” when talking about friends’ parents
What’s gud mum
very wide indeed
M U M
saw your comment on brads vid good to know
14:35 He actually starts talking to his mom
“I wake up”
“Commit tax fraud”
“Then go to sleep”
Lmao
why a robloxian wqtch a minecraft and why am i watching mc
@@jolli2483 cause why not?
@@veschlelysia Woaahhh me too
And then he showed Ludwig lol
what a coincidence, i went to the comment section, i was reading your comment then dream is saying it
"Have you ever killed someone in real life"
"Uh.. No?"
"you hesitated.."
Everyone:clicking on the vidoe to watch it
Me:thinking what the blue thing is on tommy arm in the thumbnail
@@gamingwitheyes6175 I think that’s his mic arm
th-cam.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/w-d-xo.html
I mean I would to 🤭
Stop writing cringe this is ball shit
“My family calls me clay”
“You family calls you child”
My family calls me “the middle child” or in accusations “disappointment”
Well that’s not good...
True
Burnt_ rice how are you gonna say true to that? you dont know their family
@@chloe-pl2gh no child I mean I can relate.
Your families acknowledge your existence?
"Girls have cooties"
Me:I BEG UR PARDON
Dreams mom: 'Yeah I dont really like swearing'
Tommy: 'Frick'
lol.
Leave me Alone aint nothing bad abt that
Lol
"How old's your sister?"
"13... I think."
Dream doesn't even know his sister's age meanwhile people know his height, age, phobias and date of birth.
Oh lord.... That's little creepy if you ask me.
@@Moon_Bloom There's a wikipedia page about him....
The life of a well-known youtuber.
th-cam.com/video/iUY9rFw_lq8/w-d-xo.html
@A n o n y m o u s True. It's just I don't want people to know what phobias I have.
My father doesn’t know my birthday and my brother doesn’t how old i am
*”girls have cooties”*
-Dream, a 21 year old adult
no
He’s 21?! bruh I’m a minor but I simp for dream I-
I like coke whos ur dealer
TuttleKing カメ bruh😐
Nah, dream is a man child
9:57
dream: **takes off chestplate**
Tommy: **smiles**
9:57 dream: *takes off chestplate* Tommy: *smiles*
"He's not better than me."
*Famous last words*
Tommyinnit: How old is your sister?
Dream: 13 I “think”
Relatable
And she was 14
Bro my sister forgets my age sometimes
@@randomperson8994 yes lmao
@@randomperson8994 I’m a random pineapple
I actually love Tommy and Dream’s relationship
“I want you to eat your sock Tommy”
“Hello big D”
“Don’t call me that”
“I’m sorry small D”
I want this relationship
50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls
imagine being so cringe that only a bot and a criticism is in your reply.
@@vincentdreemurr lol
Yup
I have this relationship wirh someone i dont know irl
Tommy: *exists*
Dream: EAT YOUR SOCK
Tommy: “have you killed anyone in real life?”
Dream: *lemme think* *”...........no”*
XD
I don’t trust the green man
“Im not sure i can mentally handle speaking to another one of the dream family”
next month tommy’s talking to drista
what the hell 168 likes tysm 🖐🏼😶😚
50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls
@@thefakeepic1874 I read it, and regret it. Wasted 7sec of my life
well niki was right
@@nikahtoledo4193 more like 1.1k liked
Tommy: have you ever killed someone in real life?
Dream: ... *no?...*
@@_emstar omg that's insane
@@alpha-dj3rk
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' 1 Impostor remains 。
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Oh shoot, it's not me-
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@@justakid2804 where did ya get the text? The among us one
Seems kinda sus
i love the way at 1:32 he turns into a horse💀😭
Dream- “Girls have cooties”
Spoken like a true first grader.
LMAOOO YES
AHAHHAHAHAH
Thomas has never heard of such bullshit
Cooties are a real term in the English language, which was derived from the Malaysian term kutu which stands for small parasitic insects that live in your skin.
@@keimakatsuragi1705 Well, that means their definition is completely incorrect
Tommy: Hello?
Dream: Hello?
Mother Dream less than a second later: Hello?
Tommy: *awkwardly while pogging* hello
Mother Dream: *awkwardly* ello?
Tommy: Who is this
Mother Dream: I am Dream’s mom, who is this?
Tommy: *hesitates* I am *Georgenotfound*
w h e e z e
Interaction 100
Deception 100
Sentences 100
no this comment was stupid nvm
I love how Tommy swears but TH-cam don’t understand his accent so he’s still monetised.
well thats how yt work
Wait the filter works by a bot
Lmao
Toms next video: I spoke to Dream’s dog!
"You don't have to listen to her. I don't listen to her."
-Dream
Lol
IKR
He listens to the Holy Reddit
:o
Why do I simp for dream 🤔
This video is basically Dream and Tommy being awkward for 20 minutes straight.
yea
Nah
they're not awkward they're being good friends
It’s really not awkward you watching the same video?
This is like the same situation where people said he acted awkward near Alyssa when he doesn't really
Also if it does feel awkward at all I think it's because tommy and dream have different chemistry as opposed to George sapnap and bbh
Dream : your family calls you "child" your mom like " child, come here."
Tommy : does your mom go "oh adult come here."?
Dream : well...no.
that would be funny tho
Yea haha funny
soldiermaanSZN dude just stop no ones gonna fall for that
Mum*
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b No work hard okay
1:15 are u sure about that dream ? 💀💀💀
Alternate title: *child bullies clay block until he goes and gets his mummy*
Does that make the brick block is the clay blocks mom
@@waterhose216 Good question...
Mythic Box but I don’t know
yes uwu
im ur 1k like
Dream: takes off chestplate
Tommy: smiles
also Dream: Teakettle noise intenseifies
JD McNees this needs more likes or to even be pinned it’s hilarious
JD McNees ayy it has 399 likes :).....;imma ruin it
Timestamp plEasE
Wait I found it-
@@aspen_ WHATS THE TIMESTAMP THEN
"Cooties"
Tommy: I'm sorry, is that some sort of American joke I'm too British to understand?
lol
In nz kids live to say cooties xD
Yes
lol
LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You know wat I like about tommy is that every time he laughs it’s loud
Dream: *I don’t have a favourite woman*
His Mom: *Am i joke to you?*
Lmao
Wow tho
i guess he is not judgy
i think so
His sister: really?
Tommy: “How old is your sister?”
Dream: “13......i think.”
Brother Of The Year Award🥇
16:23
I do the same thing 😂
lol,i'll be honest i do this too
I dont even remember my age i am 2000 born so i calculate lmao
happens to me all the time. i never remember the exact age of my sister
Lol I called my brother 12 on his 21st birthday-
“have you every killed anyone in real life?”
*silence...*
ⁿᵒ
we all know that’s a lie 😌
How did you make the text that small 😳😳
Katherine Pierce thank you!!!
{nooo o_o}
Lol
i love when tommy is confused he goes like: "gahhahahoogah"
Some time stamps I got (plus some help from the replies!):
0:35 Dream gives Tommy his axe
0:39 Dream joins Tommy’s vc
1:22 Tommy learns what cooties are
2:33 Dream’s schedule and what he does all day
3:12 Tommy asks about why his chat wants him to call Dream Clay
4:05 Dream steals Tommy’s kill
4:14 Is Dream obnoxious?
5:38 Tommy can’t look into Dream’s eyes (aka nipple eyes)
8:26 Tommy baits Dream into bringing up his subscriber count
9:03 Tubbo is Dream’s favorite rapper
9:45 Dream’s best joke
11:36 Tommy gets kicked
14:25 Tommy speaks to Dream’s Mom
16:19 Tommy asks about Dream’s siblings and talk about his sister
16:59 Tommy is a lonely child
17:35 Dream’s Best friend
18:13 Tommy starts health glitching/hacking
18:49 Sapnap joins call
20:25 Techno is Nikki’s friend
Tell me if I missed any 🤗
Thx for saving my time
@@dietfawn these are just to help if someone is looking for a specific clip or portion of the video. if you're looking for a 12 second clip i doubt you want to watch the whole nearly half hour long video to find it. sure, you should still watch the video, but some people might just be lookig for a specific part. And i personally watched this about 4 times now, revisiting some of my time stamps too.
50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls
:)
Wtf... XDDD
Dream: "you have cooties"
Tommy (being british and not understanding): "whats cooties?"
Dream: "girls have them"
Tommy: *is it a private part*
HE THOUGHT COOTIES WERE COOCHIES IM DEADDDD
I could not have worded it any better then dream
I’m a Brit and I’ve been soooo confused about what cooties is for ages
Surely I am not the only Brit that knew what cooties was right?
@@chxrries37 yeah, but not from school or British films, from American films, books etc...
Dream: “Cooties, it’s like.. girls have them.”
Tommy: **windex bottle noises** “hAha, hAha, hAha, whaT?”
*woman*
*W O M A N*
*W o m a n*
Why is everyone spamming woman wtf-
hi, i’m onyx idk too
I love how he genuinely apologized to dream for saying his mom doesn’t love him
if dream's sister is "Drista", then should Dream's mum be "Drum"
😂
What if dream had a brother? Drother
Dreams dad: drad
@@delphi_lasagna that actually sounds cool tbh,
I play drums, so that means I bang Dream's Mum??
@@varunsharma406 oh no 🤦🏻♀️
@@varunsharma406
Maybe?-
when they aren’t fighting, they are pretty funny and have a good friendship
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Tommy: Are you disappointed in dream?
Dreams mom: -
Dream: **C a s s u a l l y m u t e s**
Disappointed
Dream: wHaT tHe hEcK uNmUtE
time stamp?
@@todorokishoto9499 15:18
Honestly I couldn’t understand why she would be disappointed…
Not even close baby techno blade never dies RIP ❤️❤️❤️
Dream explaining cooties to a British person is comedy gold.
Can we get sum LULs
It's slang for lice...
I still don't understand
@@1z4_ Lice are basically little bugs that lay eggs in your hair, and if someone had them you wanted to stay away (as there were no good procedures for dealing with lice for quite a while.) As such you use "cooties" to say you want nothing to do with someone, or just as some kind of kiddie playground banter.
CatKing13 No one really knew what cootie meant or what it actually was even if it’s real never bothered to google. We just used it as for something to pick on someone in American culture the girls had “Girls rule boys drool”(Not true to this day never gonna forgot 2nd grade). will we just picked on them and just said EWW disgusting you touched her?!? OMG you HAVE cooties. Now, now everyone even the girls will bully you.(Not me cause of a alpha chad and hadn’t touched a girl since 1st grade.) Do I thinks that good idk don’t plan on doing anything reckless. Not a slang. It’s fake
"Are you disappointed in Dream?"
Dream: *_leaves vc in panic_*
Timestamp
what is your name the hec
Marija Dimovski I LOVE YOUR PFP
@@ijaxiniu7388 15:20
ur name goes all the way passed my screen
“Cooties. What is cooties?” “Girls have them.”
Tommyinnit: *wheeze*
.hi! smaller youtuber here! if you could help me grow it would be so so so appreciated!💘i worked so hard on my recent video! thank you!
@@tigo9328 you dont just tell people to subscribe to you. you work hard for subs, now stop asking for people in comments to subscribe, alright?
6_cjx that was a little mean. give them a chance, maybe you’ll like it?
Tigo .__. i’m excited to watch ur videos. u gained another subscriber!!
maddie ward Virtual high five for being a good person.
Just being bros for at least 4 minutes
Dream and Tommy
“You couldn’t even ban me right”
*the last words before he got banned*
Before*
@Detth yup @sasha u need to edit the comment
Top ten words said before disaster
I was at that exact part as I read this comment
Dream: “Girls have cooties.”
Tommy: “How do you cure cooties?”
Also Dream: “Spankings.”
Lol ya it’s funny
*hold up-*
Oop XD
I read that as sparkles
@Gloomy huh?
"Take off your shirt please"
-Tommyinnit 2020
I just realized dream said a bad word for once
“I want you to eat your sock”
-Dream 2020
I just made a video called How to Edit Like TommyInnit. Tommy please notice me! I spent so much time on it.
LOOOL
Corgi_Cakes ÙwÚ wdym, he curses a lot actually
Dude might aswell just go to dreams house and have a family dinner there 💀
Tommy: How old is your sister?
Dream: Thirteen... I think...
I THINK! I THINK DREAM!!
@@diet_pera1080 lol
Hello
lolz
Time stamp?
Tommy: So what's your mom call you?
Dream: She called me "Clay"..
Tommy: Well My parents called me "Sir"
Dream: No They Called You "Child"
This is so underrated
Ye
Wow i didnt realize i got this likes so far..
Dream: You have cooties
Tommy: What is it?
Dream: It’s an American thing
I personally know it(from the UK) but it isnt common
Dream explained it in the weirdest way possible
sily sister IKRRR
We also say it in Denmark
19:50 my geography addicted mind thought he was talking about Uzbekistan 💀
"Oh Clay, oh Clay, how many views have you got today?"
"Oh mother, oh mother, more than yesterday"
dudes a poet confirmed
Pog
Thats so funny🤣🤣
*W h e e z e*
true
Clay
Dream: "You're a manchild"
Also Dream: hides in the corner of the room all sad and melancholy.
Oo big word
what does melon colin mean
melon
Also dream 20:50
What does melancholy mean?
The fact that Tommy is British and he still spells mum “mom”
th-cam.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/w-d-xo.html
he has an editor which might be american
@@jeffscully5043 but surely he would look at the title and thumbnail
I do that too actually it’s quite normal for British people to say mom instead of mum
(Ok so I’ve got two replies that say irl British people don’t say mom- in my area of Britain quite a few of the people I’ve met say mom :))
@@Ratburger_ I’m British and all the people I know don’t and have never said mom
rip to my man techno :(