I Evolved An Alpaca And This Happened
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2024
- Changing an alpaca into a twisted god isn't easy but evolution can do amazing things.
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TL;DR, CaptainSauce becomes an alpaca that absorbs other alpacas to become god and destroy the universe
*sucks the soul out of
Like the blobfish
@Panda Boi rip gg button tho respect ✊
Saw this before the video... I’m scared now
@@mason3358 You better be
I think at first the farmer was like “Oh, a bipedal alpaca, I can make a lot of money selling tickets to see this.” And eventually was like “I gotta keep feeding this thing alpacas so it doesn’t eat me next.
Wow, Machoke's arms are partially red because h is so "ripped that he is tearing his own skin apart so the fact you mentioned him and said that the alpaca is so strong he's ripping himself apart is just golden.
"He's so strong that he's literally ripping himself apart?"
Izuku Midoriya has entered the chat
Deku: *"First time?"*
All might: deku no-
LOL
@@ExulInsani heya UT Gaster
@@ExulInsani bruh- I'm srs Sans from a alt universe- I swear I'ma just **summons Gaster blasters** GET F**KED IDIOT
Only with Cap can you experience such exquisite content as watching a very broken alpaca absorb its very broken brethren.
69 like Nice
There is another
Yes
That’s what makes it unique
as someone whose uncle lives on an alpaca farm, this is 100% accurate
Nice
THIS ISN'T 100% ACCURATE TABS IS.
@@samremson7189 sooo tnaaes Totally not accurate alpaca evolution simulator
@@jennyjin1617 nicep
What evolution is your uncles alpaca?
“Picked up, smoking, jogging, and... depression”-Captain sauce/alpaca
Sounds like me but instead of ciggys it's weed
“How about the two of us merge?” 💀
NAHH
HAHAHAHAHAAAA OH MY GOD
IDK
“I fuse with my husband.”
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
1:21
Strength: F R A N K
@Kennystoast Yeah, and then it said Crank lol
@@SirDurbington05 I only realized after it said e rank
@@SirDurbington05 crank the frank
@@y0kian DRANK the FRANK CRANK
“When was the last time you punched someone on the street and slurped their body”
Me: so that’s why I am buff
Wait a minute
You are what you eat
Causal Tuesday
Why haven’t I evolved yet
@@quickclaw_ so why am I depressed?
“It goes A B C D... F, theres no E”
Australians including me: “and i took that personally”
Lol ikr I'm aus aswell
same here
Me too mate
I'm American, does British alphabet go in a different order?
@@Jray608British? I dont know i said australian idiot
Sauce:”when was the last you evolved”
Me:”4 years ago from child to teen. The next time I will evolve will be in 3 or 4 years from teen to adult.”
That’s not evolution that’s growth clearly despite years of evolution your brain is the only thing that’s hasn’t evolved
@@nglredsus9451 lol
@@nglredsus9451 "its evolving , but backwards"
No no no, to become a teen, Deadpool here clearly cold clocked somebody in the streets, and then ate the corpse. Making it officially evolution.
"But you can change that"
just by watching the first minute of this video I already knew it was gonna be really weird
For me , it was by seeing only the thumbnail 🙂
true
"Eveything dies now, get inside of me and please be close to enough"
"Soo huuuge."
Pretty sus, Cap.
Literally every thing he says is dirty jokes lol, pretty much everything he says can be taken out of context
@@huang111 and that's no cap
@@som3rand019 no that is cap
Awesome pfp
@@acrownamedblue6390 thanks!
If you want to take a look at a game similar to these in style yet also less time consuming, you should check out "cow evolution" or "shark evolution". They are both hours upon hours long, but have way more evolutions that appear more quickly which would make for a more content packed video.
Yes that would be great
Great be would that yes
that great yes would be
Game name?
1:18 Strength Frank
4:49 Strenght Crank
7:20 Strenght Brank
"Does anyone remember the good ol' days?"
*Captain Sauce 2021*
Captain sauce: *makes a video on an evolution mobile app*
Me, who’s playing blobfish evolution at the same time: a game to surpass blobby gear
Image the alpaca God trying to fight the blobfish God... Are they open to sugestions for games tho?
Basically the same game lol
He already played blobfish evolution
@@lordofpigs2487 yes
“It’s either god or nothing at all.” -CaptainSauce 2021
Cannibals:LIES
Well they only eat part of humans, never absorbing them
Did cap just post not in the middle of the night
* Insert wait thats illegal meme here*
I know right he usually posts around 10:pm for me so im still up but still
@@Bittheking where I'm from he post around 9:00pm.
The most-distinguishing physical differences between alpacas and llamas are their size, their hair, and their face shapes. ... Their faces are also dissimilar: alpacas have small, blunt faces with short ears, while llamas have more-elongated faces with banana-sized ears. Another key difference is their hair.
@Garcello join us
@Garcello Notification and screw you
Alpacas are more furry
Hello
Reminds me of the whole alligator crocodile situation
20:41 When your both god yet are also only 58% done with the game
Evolution of alpaca begging is probably the sequel to this game
"They're quite clearly still alive."
- CaptainSauce 2021
Me too
I want to like their comment but i don't want to ruin the perfect number of likes that they have xD
I use to play this when I was young and on my moms phone. The memories are coming back
Me too I remember playing these types of games when I was that but a wi little lad.
Dude the game is like made in 2020 it's not even a year old yet
@@PikachuTH-camr. no it wasn't it was the update your thinking.
What is it called
@@therobro6954 alpaca evolution
Im being serious i think captain sauce is one of the best or the best game playing TH-camrs ive been here since before 200k i found the channel near the end of life of kevin i think because thats when i started watching then one thing led to another i was suggested more captain sauce and i haven't looked back since i still laugh everyday because of you captain sauce thank you.
“We picked up smoking, and running.... and depression”
Seems pretty relatable
"This isn't the insanity?"
Me who has already played the game: Oh you have seen nothing yet...
Thank you for not spoiling the end
@@emoore16 Like you didn't know that those kind of japanise games will end up in madnes. C'mon.
@@bluebeka2458 I should of seen that coming thanks for slapping me back into reality
Ccaarrrrrrllll that kills people!
Oh you have seen some crazy dip shit and alpaka body horror
I appreciate all the time this man sinks into these games for us
Can confirm, this does work. I killed a person that was trespassing my backyard. I had to hide the evidence so I decided to eat the corpse. About a week later I became super buff.
"Is it Galactus?" Truly, it is worse.
Galpactus
“Will He Be A God, A Demon, Or A Professional Boxer? Only Time Will Tell” Cap 2021
"We evolved and now we have casual smoking, jogging, and depression."
-CaptainSauce, 2021
The reason This game has so many uploads is it’s old. It was popular on Tumblr way back in 2012 maybe 2013. There were a few good Tumblr beloved games back then.
He got me on that killing someone and eating their entire body to evolve ngl 😓
I imagine this is like neon genesis where a creepy old dude has an artificial alpaca farm in his underground basement lab to ultimately create mechas that are actually in the image of this unholy experiment. With the hope that he will get to experience the end of the world.
Cap: "They're quite clearly still alive"
Not anymore
I tried Cap's evolution strats and I can now breathe underwater
"how many ads do i haft to watch to reach insanity?"
One. One sir Sauce One.
Day 57 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
Wait that's true??
Dude it's samurai not samari
@@galrhmn40 Leave em alone
He already tested that :|
@@galrhmn40 leave the man be we arn't all weeaboos
I’m happy we’ve been getting long videos however make sure you don’t get burnt out! Excited for this video🥰
Captain sauce playing games like these are the perfect videos to watch on the toilet
I have been a loyal fan of cap ever since he had 200k subs. Its great to see him on trending.
I saw the alpaca and thought it was a Garfield with a really long neck
The llama looks like a creature from a short meat canyon would make and I would love to see that
we need more games like this
I can’t but enjoy the strange games that Captain Sauce finds. I’m beginning to think these developers make these unusual games on purpose.🤣😂🤣😂
Cap, I feel like if you played any PvZ game, you can definitely narrate it and play VERY well.
Yes, please.
He would be really good at that game
Ah yes watching a drug induced video by cap while dying of corona in my bed.. my favourite pastime
bruh i really hope u dont have the virus and its not something to joke about
@@COMRADE_chad_broski I do
but im getting tested
and im gonna hate it so much
Bro are you ok-
@MPZ are you ok I hope you don’t have it
As someone that did punch someone and ate the corpse it does let me evolve
CaptainSauce: “but what happened to the unicycle actually I don’t wanna know”
Me: “he fell wrong”
The alpaca is going to be so grotesque that it's going to turn into the meatcanyon artstyle by the end of this game. (edit 1) I was right and me after seeing the end of this game after installing it on my phone to play the game as well: DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!
@Ephraim Gonser The game whom must not be mentioned is: Alpaca Evolution
ok we evolved, and we picked up casual smoking and depression. - Cap 2021
I better get some dislikes for some absolute garbage of a comment
I read the first strength level as Frank, because the word rank was so close to the F, and everything just got weirder from there. Lol. This video was hilarious. I love these bizarre games so much. 😂
I 100% thought that the first strength level was supposed to be Frank. And I was like "What a weird level system"
i saw the reminder that this was uploaded so i went on my laptop and so now here i am
He's not muschamp he the goddest
Alpaca: absorbs his own kind.
Dusknoir: I’m not going anywhere near that thing!
Captian Sauce: It goes, A, B, C, D, F.
Random First Grader: Yeah that's how you do it!
You should check out the sequel, this one was really funny and I think you’ll enjoy the second game
“We evolved, and now we have casual smoking, jogging, and depression.” Is he talking about alpacas or humans?
I believe these games' protagonists are Elder Gods of some kind
Edit: Or Trevor Henderson Creations
I literally got two alpacas today. Can't wait to see them run on two legs.
0:42 yesterday, and I still haven't evolved
Hol' up
You need to consume more then
@@matteoboyet7851 OH, I didn't think of that
It’s been a while since I watched ya. And your still as funny as before
Plot twist: The alpaca was just a human getting tested in a alpaca suit, and the "evolution" is just getting absolutely showered with chemicals every 4 minutes.
The fact he made a point in the beginning is insane
I really want to see him complete this game…just to see how he reacts
Same xD
All I know about fortnite is that lamas aren't in it wow suprising🤯🤯
Nobody:
Captainsauce: "Hit him with a nuke"
Americans: "Hey that our job"
North korea aswell
8:21 damn, we're not even halfway through the video and the monstrosity from the beginning is already here.
See I did knock-out someone then eat them, didn't evolve, this game is wrong
It was a Fornite kid, don't worry
The “E” grade is an American grade. It’s just a different “F” maybe a little bit better
Here's the difference if you piss off a lama you'll get spit on but wen you piss off an alpaca and your brother sees you doing this he'll be planning your funeral
The difference between alpacas and llamas: Llamas wear hats and build meat dragons, whereas Alpacas do not
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Cap:He’s so strong he’s ripping himself apart
Me:🤔 I think that there is an anime for that
*Deku has entered the chat*
The fact that he said "A, B, C, D,......F" made me rage😂
CaptainSauce: How about the two of us merge😉
Diana: Sorry, we not in the same level😒
something crazy is that this game traumatized me as a kid
I tried to take CaptianSausce's science, and for some reason, got arrested 0:43
Cap: How about the two of us merge?
The neighbors hearing bangs in the middle of the night: WHAT IS THAT NOISE I CAN'T GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This game is so old i remember playing it back in 2012
I think the ''Alpacas'' are secretly little hoomans because when it gets to the information thingy there's a hooman face and hooman hair on top
10:58 "get inside of me!"
I remember this game from like multiple years ago. God the nostalgia.
"we picked up casual smoking.... and.. jogging (?) and depression!"
this described the last 2 years of my life in a way that i could not describe any better
Me:*sees thumbnail* Oh...oh...oh no dear Gods and Goddesses no...my poor friend I feel bad for the terrifying picture he's gonna see when he wakes up that was sent to him at 3 in the morning
In this episode, Cap becomes Cell
4:14 "any animal that can smoke *alpaca* day..."
Evolution level 5
Alpaca head:I'm useless now I guess it's time to replace myself
This is the best mythic alpaca Pokémon
This is one of the best yet the most terrifying Japanese game I've ever seen
Alpacas are slightly smaller, but there are practically the same animal. And less violent.
When I started watching this I hoped it wouldn’t end like blob fish evolution and when I finished watching this it did
This made me have nightmares for 2 weeks and I’m still not scared of most horror games
A biologist appears and confirms that this is how evolution works. He is 15m tall and weighs several thousand kilograms. I look forward to being absorbed.
Ah yes, the peak of game design.
8:02 depending on how thick it's skin is, humanity would probably be able to kill it with a WW1 tank or anti tank weapon, an M2 Browning would turn him into Swiss cheese with no problem
In addition to that, I reckon there are at least a few creatures that-contrary to the game’s claims-could probably wreck the thing. Elephants come to mind. One does not go mano y mano with a healthy adult African elephant and *not* get utterly curbstomped. A proper hippo could likely crumple this freakshow as well. Those things send Nile crocodiles flying and turn boats into driftwood. The aforementioned crocodile might stand a chance as well, although its odds would probably be lower than the elephant and hippo. American alligator might have a higher chance than the croc, given the ridiculous attack speed of those beasts: they’re typically around the length of a small pickup truck, and can lunge like half their body length in roughly the time I take to snap my fingers. Basically, they’re about as quick as the mutant alpaca, and could probably cripple or kill it if they catch the right part of it. Still probably lower odds than the elephant and hippo, though-much to my chagrin. While we’re at it, let’s throw in the only other thing in nature than can tangle with that crocodile I mentioned earlier-the anaconda. While I’d normally argue that anacondas and crocodiles are more or less on a similar power level, I think the anaconda has several advantages here that both crocodilians lack. Punches mean nothing to a steroid-infused tree trunk with a bad attitude and a propensity for twisting itself into tight coils. And finally, polar bears and grizzly bears seem like pretty good matches for this thing as well. The monstrosity might have an absurd height advantage over everybody I’ve listed, but it really doesn’t sound like this particular form is all that much stronger than most of the critters I brought to the party. It probably punches about as hard as the bears-both of which which *are* capable of shattering the spines of many things comparable to and larger than alpacas, killing their targets almost as quickly as the mutant alpaca does. They’re not going to be impressed.
Apologies for the novel here; I’m a literary nerd with a love for our planet’s awesome animals and a knack for rambling. I also sometimes write as a hobby-can ya tell?😅