I Was Put In Charge Of A Women's Prison And This Happened

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  • I should not have been trusted with power over a group of female criminals.
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ความคิดเห็น • 809

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "These ladies will learn to respect my authority."
    *Yup I'm taking this out of context*

    • @mohammedwaqar5930
      @mohammedwaqar5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he meant it like how u think

    • @mohammedwaqar5930
      @mohammedwaqar5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But can you really be sure when it come to sauce

    • @AwakenedRAGEJustin
      @AwakenedRAGEJustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you mean “Athuratah”

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Cartman intensifies*

    • @Inksans34
      @Inksans34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one dislike is god and me so god kk it’s just me

  • @duckfromegypt8237
    @duckfromegypt8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Captainsauce: "Who has time for this?"
    Me: "You apparently."

  • @ACRocker
    @ACRocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The moment officer curves found a match sauces' face changed dramatically from happy to disappointed

  • @icezem4797
    @icezem4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "You cant- let me rephrase that, you shouldnt poop in an urinal."
    South park flashbacks

    • @JustJay1281
      @JustJay1281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a school I went to (Elementary) someone did shit in a urninal (that said it was one of the ones that went all the way to the floor), cant remember if the kid got caught or not.

    • @Galaxe-du7mp
      @Galaxe-du7mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When i saw this comment, it played

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustJay1281 my brother did this in front of seven people. He was payed 60$ and a bag of Doritos for taking the dare

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @BreadCanteloupe
      @BreadCanteloupe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think its so sexy when you sort those colored keys
      -Officer Curves

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Why is there a urinal in a women's prison?"
    *I don't need sleep I need answers*

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ever heard of something called a futa person thing

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Logan Hval I don't even know what it is the I heard the gist of it from some idiot who doesn't know how to mute his mic on zoom

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@truenightsedge4163 *jazz music stops*

    • @KudasaKinru
      @KudasaKinru 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan Hval Okay, but tell us how you really feel.

    • @iffatmansoor5589
      @iffatmansoor5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@truenightsedge4163 ? What's a futa prison

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    News Flash:
    Man tries to seduce a police woman, ends up getting her engaged with a woman

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey, at least there’s some bi representation in mobile apps
      We’re just like straights, except we’re slightly gayer

  • @user-ue3jg8ho3s
    @user-ue3jg8ho3s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I like how everyone wants little nightmares 2 but caps like
    "Women prison sim take it or leave it"

    • @GhoulScoutTheMovie
      @GhoulScoutTheMovie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont want that gam x d

    • @aliensider6607
      @aliensider6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's trying to be more diverse not just a little nightmares 2 youtuber

    • @jajapanadero3026
      @jajapanadero3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literaly just commented that

    • @RG_Rizzy
      @RG_Rizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aliensider6607 his diversity fucking sucks, he used to play real games and now he plays this mobile repetitive garbage

    • @itzgabeok7406
      @itzgabeok7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RG_Rizzy agreed cap just seems to be getting worse

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Day 24 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

    • @Liferx92
      @Liferx92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya I agree

    • @allistertheeldritchmemegod3537
      @allistertheeldritchmemegod3537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where are the other 23 days.

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@allistertheeldritchmemegod3537 under the last 23 videos

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He already know is from us. Cap, I know now ya don’t reply that often, but thank ya for everything you’ve done.

    • @nicholasgibson1354
      @nicholasgibson1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree other days who knows

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    As the Warden, you can choose how slippery the soap is.

    • @Arandomsmile-wo2sx
      @Arandomsmile-wo2sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @stormthanatosokami4221
      @stormthanatosokami4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very and all the males even the guards wash in the showers don't tell anyone about the hidden camera

    • @wonkybluewarfus4424
      @wonkybluewarfus4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stormthanatosokami4221 creep

    • @legoman1431
      @legoman1431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Extra :)

    • @RecMaBalls
      @RecMaBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. SOAP!!!!!!
      Makarov know's Yuri...... X-X

  • @Roachcock_
    @Roachcock_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Its not exactly rocket biology” - Captain Sauce 2021

  • @fellowgamery6116
    @fellowgamery6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Remember the escapist when they had the color keys so it is also a fisher price jail

  • @ElAndGinsee
    @ElAndGinsee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    ' you look a little nervous, probably because your not a white blond' proceeds to have the guard beat her up
    me: wait hol' up

  • @professionalno0b
    @professionalno0b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “McSameMan”.
    Cap never seems to disappoint me

  • @porision7320
    @porision7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    And people say that police officers aren’t a kink

    • @Lightning7112
      @Lightning7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Congratulations, your comment was the first one I saw

    • @FreddydoesYT
      @FreddydoesYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lightning7112 no

    • @MetalProgramer
      @MetalProgramer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Zach how would you know that?

    • @Lightning7112
      @Lightning7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MetalProgramer Yeah

    • @tdoyr2119
      @tdoyr2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MetalProgramer
      He has a certification for being people
      No, not a person. PEOPLE. He is the entire human population

  • @jamman54
    @jamman54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I’m not first, I’m certainly not last... but when my boy post, I click McDavid fast.

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That's a good pause, that really brings out the murder in your eyes." OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hungtheheroluu
    @hungtheheroluu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:32 I can’t believe I laughed really hard when Cap paid the officer $166 in 1 dollar bills 😂😂😂😂💵💵💵💵

  • @pah7514
    @pah7514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I like to imagine that captain sauce doesn't fight bad guys he just makes jokes until they die of laughter

  • @boomboy9078
    @boomboy9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sauce tries to get girl her “I’m going on tinder

  • @theenglishnerd9047
    @theenglishnerd9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Imma need you to throw it back and shake that cake"- Captain Sauce 2021

  • @stormcindir6778
    @stormcindir6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm so glad I was able to get my hands on a captainsauce youtooz, thanks for making me laugh every day (:

    • @bionicnimrod
      @bionicnimrod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      congratulations!

    • @RG_Rizzy
      @RG_Rizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I sadly couldnt :(

  • @beata3091
    @beata3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:55 There's a song called "Confrontation" from the musical "Jekyll and Hyde" 😂😂

  • @gamerninia9
    @gamerninia9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just got out the shower and literally this is what it comes to Worth it

    • @tennabearsart4188
      @tennabearsart4188 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha, what a noob move, I'm IN the shower mortal!

    • @arctrooper_dice6013
      @arctrooper_dice6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha same I just got out of the shower too

    • @haydenhall9413
      @haydenhall9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same I just got out of the shower

    • @AneriGS
      @AneriGS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got out of the shower about 4 hours ago if it counts

    • @tuxedobananaguy7339
      @tuxedobananaguy7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRO SAME I LITTERLY JUST GOT OUT BRUHHHH

  • @AgentBLZZRD
    @AgentBLZZRD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Its not rocket biology." -CaptainSauce, 2021

  • @tyronestewart2538
    @tyronestewart2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best content ever I always laugh so much that i end up crying lmao

  • @Inksans34
    @Inksans34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t stop thinking of a little rhyme “kinda bug kinda snax the Elmo over there had a heart attack” failboat Is a amazing yt

  • @whyamialive8228
    @whyamialive8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “i’m good at every job I do”. I probably won’t if I start getting jobs in a few or more years for now😅😓

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Don’t Escape 3

  • @johngauland6759
    @johngauland6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Could you play clone drone in the danger zone again there's been updates and ive heard it will be coming into full release and I miss that game

  • @chunky_monkey2289
    @chunky_monkey2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao the ways he talks In video games just make's me laugh every time.

  • @amandavarney697
    @amandavarney697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love that he was all about the sizes lmao

  • @duskglider8906
    @duskglider8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alternative title: Documentary on corruption in prisons

  • @danielhyndman6122
    @danielhyndman6122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do u want a million dollars just watch an ad
    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Captainsauce: I never watch ads for anything

  • @dangerzonereal
    @dangerzonereal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think you need to watch the ads It will show more games like this

  • @tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992
    @tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:44
    **Flashbacks from when he played FNaF like 8 years ago**

  • @SquishySenpai
    @SquishySenpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tinder profile in the intro looked just like Godless Engineer. 🤣

  • @royalcookie9119
    @royalcookie9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm sorry but I thought it was little nightmares's time to post not this-
    I still love your content anyway 😂

  • @packedchicken6910
    @packedchicken6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is probably the earliest hes posted in a while

  • @moqu2086
    @moqu2086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey dude been watching you for almost 5 years my first vid I watched was 420 blaze-it

  • @closedmoons4783
    @closedmoons4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "D*** signiture" -CaptainSauce 2021

  • @jegr2995
    @jegr2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the “People’s Elbow” reference lol.

  • @redwrld1247
    @redwrld1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He makes me wanna get every low quality game

  • @bayron2342
    @bayron2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And his legend posts again

  • @mcbd6970
    @mcbd6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t understand how he can immediately come up with a pick up line every time a girl is on screen

  • @Vozars
    @Vozars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:50 HE GOT 2 $ LOL

  • @godessofgacha9040
    @godessofgacha9040 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 11:35 "can i pay you in doller bills like a sriper?" Had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Prep_Man
    @Prep_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:53
    Damn MJ hit hard after Spider-Man 3

  • @chance1479
    @chance1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:37 I thought cap was gonna press either just kidding or will you marry me to ruin it but he thought it was his phone or he went braindead for 20 seconds which it seems like=D

  • @hotdogmasterthefirst
    @hotdogmasterthefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The golden gun shot at his webcam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naelie2288
    @naelie2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I’m so excited for this video

  • @bless8281
    @bless8281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hey look it’s Mary Jane” 6:00

  • @masonjaramillo1264
    @masonjaramillo1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best police officer officer curves

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those guards be rocking them Lisa Lisa shades

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was way more entertaining than it had any right to be. Lol. I loved it. I’d love if you played more.

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Female character in a video game: *exists*
    Cap: *FLIRT SKILLS A C T I V A T E!*

  • @TenthOfChaos
    @TenthOfChaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: *reads title*
    Also me: Well someone made a mistake

  • @Occult_Baking
    @Occult_Baking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more little nightmares two

  • @Overseer599
    @Overseer599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why must you torture us with no Little Nightmares

  • @alienromance2549
    @alienromance2549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cap: I mean the XL shirts are pretty much a boat sail-
    Me, with 5xl: 👁👄💧👁

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Game: Search them?
    Me: sure *slips a knife to the inmate*

  • @Diablo_D6
    @Diablo_D6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The $166 in $1 bills gave me 'Let's Game It Out' vibes

  • @WestonEdwards783
    @WestonEdwards783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch your videos every day you’re so funny

  • @clo4474
    @clo4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way the money just said fuck dis shit I’m out and left and swamp ass terry was the only bill left

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Cap, you should play Hard Time (Prison Sim). Its a fun 2D or 3D (depends on what type it is) offline game and I think your gonna love it. Pls like so Cap can see.

  • @adriennefleming6317
    @adriennefleming6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fire whole is called the barrel

  • @alexjena9110
    @alexjena9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:43, best line form the video

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:40 A prisoner is required to have an identification card on them at all times. The last count of the evening is a name and number count where a prisoner must state their name and number and show their identification.

  • @malaimutin
    @malaimutin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the funiest video i have ever seen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bananaman1925
    @bananaman1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:36 it looks like she’s doing something unsafe for work

  • @AbstractWriting
    @AbstractWriting 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captain Sauce: Why do I have the feeling I'm going to be eaten by an animatronic bear?!
    Me: Ayo... Five Nights at Freddy's reference? Coincidence? I think not!

  • @burntout0212
    @burntout0212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What needs sound when you have captain sauce

  • @adrianspivey5933
    @adrianspivey5933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captain Sauce: it's not exactly rocket biology

  • @cornonthecobold5454
    @cornonthecobold5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I GOT HERE EARLY, FINALLY

  • @twister107
    @twister107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    CaptainSauce: Why do I feel like I'm about to be eaten by an animatronic bear?
    Me: *Has 4/20 flashback*

  • @blanchburger8803
    @blanchburger8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mirrored floor in a prison cell, classy

  • @iamsushi1056
    @iamsushi1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We not gonna mention that McSameMan is 16, apparently?

  • @piglin469
    @piglin469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    PIGLIN APROVED

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:01 In the course of every 8-hour shift, there is an officer responsible for doing a key and radio inventory.

  • @alexisjoelroldan2938
    @alexisjoelroldan2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All he wanted was to print Mary Doodoo lol

  • @dylandruen6121
    @dylandruen6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why captain sauce is my favorite TH-cam or

  • @karakabum5700
    @karakabum5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:16 Why does this guy look like Captain Sauce so much

  • @cherrylynntrigue3852
    @cherrylynntrigue3852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Duuuude its been like 10 videos since you made a west of loathing video

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS!

  • @canineshark4397
    @canineshark4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are so fun and I stay up so I can see them

  • @W3NDG0
    @W3NDG0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He has brought a whole new meaning to dirty cop.

  • @daimondpro3522
    @daimondpro3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your videos keep it up👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @stahr_light_moon2228
    @stahr_light_moon2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "shirts" that are orange are jumpsuits (the white things prob are too) so they cover the whole body

  • @kinlaw7220
    @kinlaw7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sauceman is the superior human

  • @claryce2011
    @claryce2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    please play this again some time captain. pleeeeeaaaaase

  • @udie3554
    @udie3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:46 The officer going to be rich😂😂😂

  • @definitely_zer0
    @definitely_zer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who loves captainsauce

  • @Furn764
    @Furn764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thief simulator is now VR game

  • @auroradarkstar1847
    @auroradarkstar1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That envelope was a secret bag of holding

  • @iminthevoid4145
    @iminthevoid4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The warden is now called daddy

  • @idfk9354
    @idfk9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Captain Sauce :* signs something *
    The inmate : Are you a doctor ? Because u prescribed me the D

  • @owencampodonico5193
    @owencampodonico5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WE WANT LIL NIGHTMARES

  • @toast6174
    @toast6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captainsauce:The internets creepy uncle

  • @douglasgibsonjr6664
    @douglasgibsonjr6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is a game it's similar to faster-than-light it's called space crew you manage a crew on a spaceship while attacking enemies and defending Earth it's a good game that is made by people named Runner duck prequel space crew is called Bomber Crew if you fly a British Lanchester bomber control your crew around the plane I really hope you play Space crew or Bomber Crew they are really well games they might look cheap and pixelated but they are amazing games that I hope you please play spoons PS I've been watching your channel for over 3year now every time I watch it makes my day a little brighter

  • @solarist648
    @solarist648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 2 mil
    But can you play more of my beautiful paper smile if it has been continued and of its not can you please do when it is continued

  • @psycho7642
    @psycho7642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it just me or lately does his games feel kinda dull😕