Action Man: Battlefield Casualties

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  • @paulstaker8861
    @paulstaker8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18643

    The kids' acting destroyed me.
    Truly an internet treasure.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      That girl's staunch salute in the end is priceless.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah

    • @KiroPerida
      @KiroPerida 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      glug GLUG *GLUG*

    • @silvianapuspasd.4607
      @silvianapuspasd.4607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      My jaw dropped because how they act to *ACTION MAN*
      If i were them as a kids i would just puke and had grow some ptsd

    • @ianroberts9889
      @ianroberts9889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Let's get out of here.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9876

    I love how the first Action Man is present for the third one's funeral

    • @lawrencemiller7442
      @lawrencemiller7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

      Probably what set PTSD Action Man over the edge.

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Well in the 70's the G.I. Joes (action man) all looked like that lol

    • @annietay3743
      @annietay3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lawrencemiller7442 Pl

    • @adogeatingapieceofbread9335
      @adogeatingapieceofbread9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Steven Beehn the video was uploaded 5 years ago idiot.

    • @FordMustang66
      @FordMustang66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@adogeatingapieceofbread9335 it doesn’t mean this stuff was made 5 years ago. R/woooosh

  • @wulfske
    @wulfske 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5534

    “Coffin sold separately”
    IDK why that hit so hard, but it did

    • @georgeshelton6281
      @georgeshelton6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Would I dare say some sense of humor they have about this? This has a strong reference to having warning labels, pasted on war toy packages.

    • @sleezzzyp
      @sleezzzyp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It hit you hard cause, like me, your probaly from the "batteries not included" era

    • @Sacrificial_lamb
      @Sacrificial_lamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I guess because death isn’t free, even after you die you still have to pay after death

    • @JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGate
      @JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It should automatically come with the complete set.

    • @JustAMountain
      @JustAMountain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fine, I'll do it myself

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    PTSD Action Man was at the funeral, holding the umbrella and standing in the rain. So, he's still there for his mates, even if he's not there for himself.

    • @jamesdowman2023
      @jamesdowman2023 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      A man is always there for his friends, even if his friends can't be there for him

    • @sherlybrizuela2072
      @sherlybrizuela2072 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Wait didn’t he kill himself
      Unless this was before he end game himself

    • @saharafox8209
      @saharafox8209 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ​@@sherlybrizuela2072it was probably another reason he deleted himself

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@sherlybrizuela2072or perhaps his noose broke

    • @El_Tovis_237
      @El_Tovis_237 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That's deep.

  • @Brapgod
    @Brapgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5245

    “PTSD Action Man now comes with 1000 yard stare action”
    My sides

    • @PitchaxisT
      @PitchaxisT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      These are golden sense of humor

    • @scrotooftheninefingers218
      @scrotooftheninefingers218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Commence the Jiggling!

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That line got me too

    • @twotimes2099
      @twotimes2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀💀💀😂😂😂 coming from a person with ptsd this comment made me spit my soda all over the computer

    • @TheCatIsAMonster
      @TheCatIsAMonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @Astrogildooo
    @Astrogildooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21920

    When a campaign to raise awareness for war veterans looks like something that came straight out of Adult Swim

    • @captainstag8189
      @captainstag8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      Wait it's not

    • @chancellorpalpatine4035
      @chancellorpalpatine4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

      Holy shit really??? Oh man I feel a little guilty. I thought this was funny as shit

    • @Astrogildooo
      @Astrogildooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      @@chancellorpalpatine4035 Nah dont be. They knew that people would laugh at it while filming. And yeah, it's pretty funny

    • @freddman0135
      @freddman0135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      I thought this shit was from Robot chicken or some shit

    • @pepeknamornik2955
      @pepeknamornik2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@freddman0135 i was sure that this was from as

  • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
    @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12437

    Eerie thing is, this isn’t a joke. The website given is an actual functioning website where you can order this stuff. This was an actual campaign to protest recruitment.

    • @bdubz1248
      @bdubz1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Jett Jordan the realest comment got 8 likes but the comments applauding this toy wrongfully got thousands🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @ChaoticMartian
      @ChaoticMartian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

      Its not against enlistment, its against the lack of support troops recieve on return, the lack of care familys get if one of us dies over seas.

    • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
      @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      ChaoticMartian Really? Because i was on the website less than 24 hours ago and it said it was against enlistment

    • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
      @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Brandonwallace Tanner This is the internet in which the majority rules, and the majority is about as dumb as a box of rocks so is it really any suprise that likes and reacts are unfairly distributed.

    • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
      @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Brandonwallace Tanner The most pathetic thing i’ve seen people do is mass-like the comment after the person’s comment they hate just to spite them.

  • @holtian
    @holtian ปีที่แล้ว +886

    The fact that Matt Berry is doing the narration is mint.

    • @Jagdkomodo
      @Jagdkomodo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice!

    • @IronMaiden1164
      @IronMaiden1164 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah matt berry's the champ

    • @BlackSun-z4r
      @BlackSun-z4r ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m filling my water with Action Man!

  • @theprisoner6666
    @theprisoner6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12009

    This was endorsed by Veterans for Peace U.K., a group that was founded by veterans suffering from PTSD. What a brilliant way to convey their message - get a fantastic comedy actor to create an action man movie about the pain they suffer. Man, this is why I love U.K. humour.

    • @unclerobby
      @unclerobby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      As a Vet all I can say is Fucking Funny Shit.
      The Best Humor is always the TRUTH.

    • @theprisoner6666
      @theprisoner6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@KainsAddiction I agree, but dark comedy is a pretty broad term though. This style of satire is pretty unique to the U.K. stemming all the way back to Python in the 70’s, through to Chris Morris (Day Today, Brass Eye, etc) in the 90’s. I’ve not really seen this style of satire from other countries.

    • @lukezimmerman3602
      @lukezimmerman3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      humor??? really?

    • @Bruh-bp6nn
      @Bruh-bp6nn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@lukezimmerman3602 yes, it’s literally dark humour

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@theprisoner6666 This is something that's often said, but it isn't really true. This dry satirical humor can be found in American literature, e.g. Mark Twain . Monty Python didn't invent it.

  • @mariofan191101
    @mariofan191101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9560

    When you think this is just a hightier shitpost but its actually a veterans awareness video

    • @god5960
      @god5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Bruh

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Hey, man. The biggest game changers in history were literal shitposts. (I.e. the 95 theses)

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait what

    • @pimpchimp2449
      @pimpchimp2449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edgar Banuelos what is that

    • @raiu6438
      @raiu6438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 You want to explain this one?

  • @theblankking1966
    @theblankking1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7972

    “Coffin sold separately”
    Somehow that cut the deepest

    • @mikeyholland150
      @mikeyholland150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      “Coffin sold separately “ just like in real life.

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No no I think the drugs did

    • @deltasquad8817
      @deltasquad8817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      These really should have been called "Missing In Action Man."

    • @lucastraman706
      @lucastraman706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kgpspyguy there was supposed to be 4 sets

  • @RobertoFornaro
    @RobertoFornaro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +643

    The dark humor of these conveys the message brilliantly

    • @mardex47gd31
      @mardex47gd31 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It would be satire

    • @joshjonson2368
      @joshjonson2368 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The message is to not bother die in jewish wars yes and always dodge the draft

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joshjonson2368 its really just end war. just like how the geicko gecko can, but doesn't.

    • @ballisticwaffles
      @ballisticwaffles 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joshjonson2368 shut up, bot

  • @karticus1139
    @karticus1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3635

    Soldier: *dies*
    Officer: You've been promoted!

    • @djdio3318
      @djdio3318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Karticus
      I imagined the mw2 level up sound effect

    • @Ayprr
      @Ayprr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Pathos this brings back nostalgia

    • @dynamitko-gamingmore1334
      @dynamitko-gamingmore1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *some dead guy waked up after battlefield match and starts yelling*: PROOOOOMOOOTTEEED
      IM PROOOOOOMTTEEEEDD

    • @JettBlast
      @JettBlast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like the Veteran Administration....

    • @s_oba
      @s_oba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pathos LMAO

  • @potatogod9134
    @potatogod9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8708

    I love the *"You've been promoted!"* and he's literally just dead.

    • @sapper8643
      @sapper8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      General, im dead.

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      That's the real life...
      When for example some soldier die in famous combat or disaster, the government usually promotes these dead soldiers one rank above their current rank. Because their "valiant/patriotic/brave efforts" they says..
      But it's different if maybe they died in some kind of not that famous event.

    • @iamzero2238
      @iamzero2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Is it bad that I made the call of duty promotions sound when he said that

    • @FurryWhoGames
      @FurryWhoGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nnnooooo hes just sleeping.... in alot of piece- i mean places...

    • @iiclydez2367
      @iiclydez2367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cod be like

  • @M1tjakaramazov
    @M1tjakaramazov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    "Coffin sold separately"... that is cold, stone cold...

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Stone cold Steve austin?

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just like society to Veterans Jajajaja

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cold as her husband's corpse.

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@snailsaredumb9412 And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!!

    • @Chriscornelllover
      @Chriscornelllover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@opinionatortv6457
      -Austin 3:16

  • @MrStickman1997
    @MrStickman1997 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    I'd say the one I feel sorry for most is PTSD Action Man, lonely, living in a dirty house but just unable to clean up because he's so preoccupied with the memories, and just broken with drugs and fear.
    No one should have to live like that...

    • @vladdracula9841
      @vladdracula9841 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I think PTSD Action man is at the funeral of dead action man, and maybe that is what pushed him over the edge.

    • @JonJacobs-o9y
      @JonJacobs-o9y 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i do it every day but tbh, im slowly getting better. philosophy from epiktetus helps.

    • @mohamejd
      @mohamejd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody cares apparently about citiziens who got dragged into that war. The veterans knew what they were getting into, especially after the Vietnam experience

  • @pistolhero1973
    @pistolhero1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    When I was a kid, in the early 90's, my dad offered me an Action Man for Christmas. We were playing with it together, and sudenly, one of the figure's leg broke. Daddy tried to fix the missing leg, but with no great results. He later told me "He is a great invalid of war, treat him with respect, now." This commercial brings up so much memories... Regards and respect to all veterans and people in service, past, present and future.

    • @jordanmendoza812
      @jordanmendoza812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Wait, they actually fucking made these?

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@jordanmendoza812 Yes, but the ones in this clip is a gag
      PS. Apparently these were available to be purchased and the income would be donated to veteran support causes

    • @onithedemonslayer3142
      @onithedemonslayer3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jordanmendoza812 I had a ninja action man they had a cartoon also

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In the USA where they were invented they were called G.I. Joe.

    • @onithedemonslayer3142
      @onithedemonslayer3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rexjolles they had action man too the gi Joe's look a little different in the face

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6105

    A veteran has fallen into depression in Lego City!

    • @meikastudios
      @meikastudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      A man has fallen into the battlefield in Lego City

    • @ballscrusherXd
      @ballscrusherXd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@meikastudios *build a New rescue helicopter to Take his death body*

    • @versthappening603
      @versthappening603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      A teenager has been drafted into the battlefield in LEGO Iran!

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Build a group session to sort out his problems in Lego city!
      *Enemy is in the group*
      ....
      HEY!

    • @Fallen_blackrose
      @Fallen_blackrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Send him to the VA hospital!
      “hey”!!!
      Build the VA hospital, and make him wait forever for hours of fun!

  • @src01
    @src01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5968

    I'm surprised that Adult Swim didn't make this.

    • @deanthy3rdofengland96
      @deanthy3rdofengland96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Bro I was like wtf is wrong with robot chicken

    • @N0_body-cultre
      @N0_body-cultre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me too

    • @DrkStmpunkr
      @DrkStmpunkr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think someone should check the staffs of this ad and [adult swim]

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Great minds think alike

    • @Musashiden
      @Musashiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Its a well done PSA. I hope it reaches it goals. Using humor to sent a message when done effectively works.

  • @ErickSarabia-z5c
    @ErickSarabia-z5c 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    I came for the laughs, stay for the creativity and acting. I hope this raise awareness about the situation of many veterans.

  • @flawlessbinary7449
    @flawlessbinary7449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34145

    TH-cam’s recommendation system is a mystery.

    • @brunodiaz4726
      @brunodiaz4726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      ITS EVOLUTIIOOOOOOONNN

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Amen, Brother...

    • @terrorriser1913
      @terrorriser1913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This was a good one

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's Gold

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You still watched it.
      Their job is done.

  • @joeclark1893
    @joeclark1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3886

    1:27 I love how he doesn't knock the cans down, they just inexplicably fly off the shelf as if they're sentient beings attacking him

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      They can be highly territorial.

    • @swarvoski-m8k
      @swarvoski-m8k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He disturbed the peace and paid the price.

    • @aguyonyoutubewhoisofnosign8373
      @aguyonyoutubewhoisofnosign8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      They’re the Action Cans

    • @7thson855
      @7thson855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      They're Vietcans
      Ok, maybe that was too much

    • @TheBlackFrog79
      @TheBlackFrog79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liberal cans 😁

  • @Tha_Pencil
    @Tha_Pencil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2550

    No homeless Veteran figure? maybe series 2

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Don't forget some thugs that beat him up for being worthless...

    • @hoxton_hummingbird
      @hoxton_hummingbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Maybe these figs were produced pre-vietnam-war ;)

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That's planned for series 2 also action man who's in a coma and Action Man whose wife cheated on him

    • @undeadknight01
      @undeadknight01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck yeah!

    • @nightshade6522
      @nightshade6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need the racist veteran as well

  • @operatorduck25
    @operatorduck25 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +788

    The kid saying ''Let's get out of here!'' after tieing the toy's neck, (Edit:Thanks for 780 likes!)

    • @thevarietychannel1017
      @thevarietychannel1017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      0:43 How I felt in 2020:

    • @DEO3O.Or.Kingmeww
      @DEO3O.Or.Kingmeww 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s just every college kid

    • @DMlTREl
      @DMlTREl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally me after losing the game for 15 times at row

    • @mr.keleton9710
      @mr.keleton9710 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      then the creepy silence

  • @ZombieCartmanYT
    @ZombieCartmanYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20560

    I’m a disabled Marine Veteran with PTSD and I don’t know why this was recommended to me or why I found it to be so funny. I’m also a TH-camr if any of you are interested.

    • @TheMansfieldlad
      @TheMansfieldlad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      RM? Check out Veterans for peace UK

    • @ZombieCartmanYT
      @ZombieCartmanYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      @@TheMansfieldlad Negative I'm an American

    • @TheMansfieldlad
      @TheMansfieldlad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@ZombieCartmanYT then check out your nearest chapter. VFP started in the US

    • @alexismiranda1228
      @alexismiranda1228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Are you better?

    • @kevlonk
      @kevlonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      They say laughter is the best medicine.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6098

    No one knows just how painfully true this reflects real life

    • @brentgoodman9970
      @brentgoodman9970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I don't know, but the men that served do.

    • @shawnscientifica6689
      @shawnscientifica6689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@brentgoodman9970 you don't have to be in the military to see people die or get PTSD. I'm so tired of stupid people of averageness spreading this dumbass sentiment.

    • @carterburkhart4336
      @carterburkhart4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Zak Kaufman lot of people know pal

    • @jonathancapehart4669
      @jonathancapehart4669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A handful of us do.

    • @brentgoodman9970
      @brentgoodman9970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@shawnscientifica6689
      It's a good thing this video doesn't specifically feature the military. But you are right about PTSD. Thanx for contradicting me in such a shitty way. Always glad to be on the receiving end of someone's insecurity dump.

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6758

    "He never feels safe not even in his home"
    I can relate

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yup

    • @ryancrow2250
      @ryancrow2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So sorry, guys.

    • @pogz1
      @pogz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ah yes anime a very entertaining.. more so if there jiggles bounce around do weird japanese sound effect.. such a young, handsome and cultured man you must be.. im here to offer you a training videos to further elevate your culture... warning said contents are never before seen.. see a doctor asap if said video causes uncontrollable spasms

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hell I never feel safe in my mind, let alone my home.

  • @kummer45
    @kummer45 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    This video is nothing but perfection. It communicates a harsh truth about war. On the other side the creativity, the raw creativity of the artists and the risk taking decisions are simply amazing.
    I'm glad that it exists here in youtube. Thank you VFP UK.

  • @See702
    @See702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3359

    I liked the : „ let’s get out of here“

  • @alexclipper7608
    @alexclipper7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    “Legs really don’t work” and “Coffin sold separately” are my favorite lines

    • @tortrix7088
      @tortrix7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @ForageGardener
      @ForageGardener 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mine was "with time running out, only you can stop the pain"

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mine is "let's get out of here"

    • @greyknighttexan3299
      @greyknighttexan3299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mine was "now with 1000 yard stare" & "Only a colostony bag can save him from disaster"

    • @firstname4382
      @firstname4382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember when the first xmen movie came out, i had the prof x toy.
      The legs were made of hollow plastic, and the joints were intentionally loose, making it impossible to stand.
      Legs just flailed around while the head & arms were fully posable.
      Hilarious

  • @Zeitgeist6
    @Zeitgeist6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7253

    Perfect example on how to use black humor to address a serious subject.

    • @whitemonoblos3605
      @whitemonoblos3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Black humor?
      You mean dark humor

    • @Zeitgeist6
      @Zeitgeist6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@whitemonoblos3605 Same thing, different wording.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      👍 Exactly. No more wars in the Middle East. The West can't afford any more debt and ruined lives

    • @Zeitgeist6
      @Zeitgeist6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @노직로버트 Yes indeed that is an album cover of a Darkwood album. Good album.

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is so dark it should be called black hole humor

  • @stevencorsoe9575
    @stevencorsoe9575 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Dark humored but very realistic view of reality.

  • @hellou667thesequel5
    @hellou667thesequel5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    Action Man:Survives No support from HQ mentally or Financially
    Dies: *YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED WITH FULL HONORS*

    • @ahumandoing6813
      @ahumandoing6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He survived abandoned by HQ behind enemy lines. But can he survive abandoned by HQ in society?

    • @scordova98
      @scordova98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its the sad reality though

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's great that this campaign is still getting views and that the right points are still being picked up by viewers.
      Yes, a dead soldier is less of a burden to society, right? "Well done, son, you've served your country and removed the financial burden to your fellow taxpayers at the same time. Have a cheap medal and a few 5.56mm cartridges for your funeral."

    • @pogz1
      @pogz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i see you have time to burn why not help a good chap in need.. destroy my channel by watching all my videos cause what better way to annihilate and cause harm to others and kill time. caution irreversible sense of norm may disappear

  • @Matthewsmacku
    @Matthewsmacku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    “Private Smith, 19 years old” ouch

    • @afunnyman
      @afunnyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      The average age of a soldier in the UKAF.

    • @koulikov4163
      @koulikov4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He was only 19

    • @Matthewsmacku
      @Matthewsmacku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Sir Oswell R Baden-Powell I think I reacted so much because I’m 19, lol

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *ACTION MAN*

    • @mrfivegold
      @mrfivegold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He had to be a hero.

  • @user-unos111
    @user-unos111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2835

    Why does this feel like a Robot Chicken sketch?

    • @Spam_Raimi
      @Spam_Raimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      111 111 it’s probably the body mold of the figure

    • @patricioansaldi8021
      @patricioansaldi8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cause it kinda is...before there was RC and I think they reference it in an episode

    • @JustADudeOnYouTube245
      @JustADudeOnYouTube245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah the figure has to many joints

    • @JeanetteKDeetz
      @JeanetteKDeetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JustADudeOnTH-cam245 and blood

    • @KKPIHCP
      @KKPIHCP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dolls perhaps

  • @jaredasa626
    @jaredasa626 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    First comes the laughter, then comes the tears, then comes the motivation to change things for the better. This is powerful stuff for real

  • @chichan9013
    @chichan9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15393

    This isn't complete. Where's the cheating wife?

    • @oioioioi992
      @oioioioi992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

      It's not out yet! Be patient!

    • @begobolehsjwjangan2359
      @begobolehsjwjangan2359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

      Yes, Where is the wife's lover bbc that the action man swear to kill if he met him.

    • @ill_prophet4843
      @ill_prophet4843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I laughed so hard when i read this comment

    • @phil_5430
      @phil_5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Damn girl, you have a dark mind...whats wrong with you

    • @lonelywanderer1114
      @lonelywanderer1114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      *Sold separately

  • @sethwarner644
    @sethwarner644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3597

    This hits really hard, and I wish they really cared about our veterans more

    • @yveltalex3979
      @yveltalex3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seth Warner ?

    • @OniDasAlagoas
      @OniDasAlagoas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Care? USA needs to stop sending people to die horribly. An entire system based on war and not on home investiments.

    • @richardcrompton6009
      @richardcrompton6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think they answer is in "they..."
      "We" are the " they"
      Bollocks! That sounds a bit preachy sorry

    • @PeanutPirate1
      @PeanutPirate1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Seth Warner. They do care. They made action figures and everything....

    • @aberoy9957
      @aberoy9957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@richardcrompton6009 Rich people are the ones benefiting from poor and uneducated boys dying in stupid and meaningless wars, so no "we" its not the correct term

  • @ianarn
    @ianarn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    I remember my father who’d been in World War 2 as a motorcycle despatch rider refused to play with my action man dolls with me. He just saw it as a military recruitment vehicle and he was soo right.

    • @krungsoulpogger9875
      @krungsoulpogger9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      ACTION MAN

    • @Enderboy4030
      @Enderboy4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dang son

    • @sutart8095
      @sutart8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I think thats a lie..... very suspicious......

    • @skoda4564
      @skoda4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@krungsoulpogger9875 *ACTION MAN*

    • @leroysanchino
      @leroysanchino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not sure about that

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I know it's supposed to be morbid and horrifying, but as a veteran, I find this darkly hilarious. I feel ya PTSD man, I feel ya...

    • @Cherry-bq4oh
      @Cherry-bq4oh ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's meant to be a bit of both, I think

  • @seanadas852
    @seanadas852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    There’s a soldier with PTSD in lego city.....”HHEEEEEEEYYYY”

    • @tonym3598
      @tonym3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Send in the beer truck

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Build a Veterans hospital....
      *HHHHEEEEYYYY!!!!*

    • @jankriz5544
      @jankriz5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tonym3598 Buy some pills

    • @cadillaccooke811
      @cadillaccooke811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bobross8424 I love the satire but fucking ouch that hits too close LMAO

    • @FMJ_x_NLMB
      @FMJ_x_NLMB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      start the alcoholism rescue helicopter.....
      HeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeY

  • @chimken4415
    @chimken4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    TH-cam: no drugs or blood
    TH-cam: recomends this

    • @adamnasir7297
      @adamnasir7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the truest thing I heard all day

    • @RedStarAero
      @RedStarAero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adamnasir7297 when it comes to ww2 German, they fkin removed the videos :/

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam: This isn’t blood and drugs, those are ketchup and sugar.

    • @adamnasir7297
      @adamnasir7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CreeperTNT OMG FR I NEVER KNEW THAT

    • @adamnasir7297
      @adamnasir7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nezzez cause they think it’s the year 1943

  • @rockcaster1091
    @rockcaster1091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

    *The cheating wife and careless sons sell separately

    • @taiven.lechevalier
      @taiven.lechevalier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Oh damn, there is a cheating wife figure too?! Holy shit, I really am PTSD Action Man 😂

    • @shhlimmy
      @shhlimmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pred Des 🚫🧢

    • @jordanred3273
      @jordanred3273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeez you guys it's gonna be ok...

    • @wljkefntgvnkj
      @wljkefntgvnkj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheRockCaster Fucking capitalism

    • @ohgodwhy3401
      @ohgodwhy3401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @D.K she did marry him knowing full well he'd be out in battle, no excuses for cheaters man.. No excuses.

  • @camojoe83
    @camojoe83 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Holy crap, the little snippets of UK kids shows between these things are absolutely terrifying.

  • @ethank.6602
    @ethank.6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    "Lets get out of here!"
    *kicks chair out from under action mans feet*

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wonder how he is he that okay with that.

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "I'm just glad to finally be getting out of this place."
      said one traumatized Vietnam vet in the months leading up to his death sentence for gunning down a police officer.

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mission passed
      Respect+

    • @sitiaishahabdulwahab2664
      @sitiaishahabdulwahab2664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tvgaming2132 great joke

    • @FMJ_x_NLMB
      @FMJ_x_NLMB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm probably just a sick bastard but I laughed my ass off wen that happened

  • @Dirtyz1234
    @Dirtyz1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3520

    These are the kind of toy everyone in the Starship Troopers universe plays with as a kid

    • @evanthomas6353
      @evanthomas6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I can see that.

    • @mazadancoseben4818
      @mazadancoseben4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's secretly a dystopia
      You noticed?

    • @evanthomas6353
      @evanthomas6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Whitetgre MTA ture.

    • @plymouth491
      @plymouth491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The good news is that upon death, each becomes a citizen. Neato!

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And amazingly there were still viewers who didn't get the satire in ST, whereas this uses the same tropes as the kids squashing roaches while Insane Mom cackles and applauds, yet the satirical tone is unequivocal. Some dopey folk watched that movie, along with the rest of us.

  • @triforce919
    @triforce919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    Looking forward to the “Deluxe Action Man Detention Facility” playset. Complete with sensory deprivation cell, enhanced interrogation waterboarding chamber, and the special exclusive “never to be released,” Whistle Blower Action Man.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice profile pic

    • @nightshade6522
      @nightshade6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We also need the very racist veteran action figure

    • @Vscustomprinting
      @Vscustomprinting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dianikes the Spartan all governments are complicit. Keep drugs illegal benefits them. I'm sure they will all be legal by the time we are dead. Really makes you wish you were born in some like like 2060.. of course, the planet may be a bit hot by the time you hit your 40s ... eh,

    • @flaviolozoya
      @flaviolozoya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oooouch man that is so funkin right it's sad,

    • @scorpioscots9692
      @scorpioscots9692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isis sold separately 😂

  • @JustinCage56
    @JustinCage56 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the fact that the channel itself is an organization that helps disabled vets.

  • @freddiemercury8625
    @freddiemercury8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Haters will say these weren't real sets of Action Man.

    • @AADP
      @AADP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Agree, I remember playing with the third action man as a kid, I fill it with kool aid and drink from his wounds

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@AADP excuse me what

    • @keypath4389
      @keypath4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JohnSmith-mk5jt exactly...

    • @retiredlol1361
      @retiredlol1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree, my dad always got these for me. He said that he was gonna get one for my birthday... 14 years ago...

    • @cpt.lobster3366
      @cpt.lobster3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@retiredlol1361 😦 god damn. I don’t know if I should laugh or feel bad 😬

  • @militustoica
    @militustoica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    Also a veteran with PTSD, found this fucking hilarious.

    • @CylenX6
      @CylenX6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Me too- The treatment we war vets get is so spot on, especially the part when one of the ACTION MAN figures were denied VA benefits. Even if it's clearly on medical records or noticeable.

    • @MrKrueger88
      @MrKrueger88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm just glad you can laugh at it , it's easy to see the dark side of it all. All the best champ 👍👍👍

    • @jphnic3197
      @jphnic3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So dark so tasty

    • @cajuncoonass5053
      @cajuncoonass5053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit got dark quick

    • @theartofwanderlust
      @theartofwanderlust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CylenX6 they keep checking every year in Canada, to see if your limb grew back

  • @artofdrinking
    @artofdrinking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

    When the slightest thing goes wrong in my life:
    "Let's get out of here!"
    *Hangs self*

    • @fanellaraghu8028
      @fanellaraghu8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @artofdrinking
      @artofdrinking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rafaelsaniel7089 Believe me I've tried. The rope isn't strong enough to hold my weight

    • @SuperLenny1975
      @SuperLenny1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Way too true

    • @soundbreaker8174
      @soundbreaker8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ow the edge

    • @artofdrinking
      @artofdrinking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soundbreaker8174 careful you don't cut yourself

  • @ashenbayfire
    @ashenbayfire ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I get the message but the kids acting is phenomenal. That salute at the end lmao

  • @dentysta
    @dentysta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    "You've been promoted"
    How funny, how real...

  • @mannishgambino
    @mannishgambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    "WITH NO SUPPORT FROM HQ, ITS UP TO YOU TO FIND A WAY"
    *I felt that*

    • @LeaderoftheFates
      @LeaderoftheFates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And 'Looks like we're on our own'

    • @stephenallen3274
      @stephenallen3274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty much

    • @NorilXFeder080
      @NorilXFeder080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You gave up everything but your life. You are on your own."

    • @benspicer74
      @benspicer74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@obiwankenobi4009 pretty much, Corporal.

  • @masterofdisaster2581
    @masterofdisaster2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    Where's war crimes action man where he has to partake in the slaughter of a Vietnamese village.

    • @gcil8214
      @gcil8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Action man was just following orders. He watched the children burn slowly with his own eyes as he was congratulated. He didn’t know there were children inside. He had no idea at all.

    • @pimiento3428
      @pimiento3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      maybe if these sold well we'll get a second series
      im kinda hoping for action man "visiting platoon memorial plaque", "left for dead in pow camp" and "rambo collaboration"

    • @CrotchetRocket
      @CrotchetRocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s next years edition

    • @robertlaube574
      @robertlaube574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@gcil8214 mi lai village set and burning children not included...

    • @spazzymoto9982
      @spazzymoto9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Robert Laube you have to do that yourself

  • @M3xP4nd4
    @M3xP4nd4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:46 "Featuring Matt Berry". No wonder I rolled the floor laughing at the part of 'Coffin sold separately'🤣.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    Holy sh-t this is dark, oh wait . . . yea, it’s British humor.

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Gene White British humour consist of macabre, absurd and satire what do you mean?

    • @genewhite9408
      @genewhite9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bread1048 You don't know what I mean? What part of my factually correct statement confused you?

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Gene White British humour isn’t dark..
      Have you watched four lion it’s pretty dark

    • @genewhite9408
      @genewhite9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bread1048 Humor can't be considered dark if it's based on comedy that's only offensive to a particular group and not others. Maybe it's pseudo dark to some.

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Gene White comedy is subjective, saying that it’s not comedy because it’s offsive to one group of people is like saying sculpting isn’t really art because it wasn’t drawn or painted.

  • @STRAIGHTEDGEDOMINATION
    @STRAIGHTEDGEDOMINATION 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Man is clearly dismembered and in pain.
    Kid: “We LoSt HiM.”

  • @cascadianrangers728
    @cascadianrangers728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    I'm a disabled USMC infantry veteran and I think this is fucking hilarious.
    War is hell, and people need to learn the concequences are severe, even for the victors.

    • @justinberry1035
      @justinberry1035 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Id agree with you, but it's never the victors who face the consequences. it's the men, women and their families the victors send over to fight their selfish wars for

    • @cascadianrangers728
      @cascadianrangers728 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@justinberry1035 You're right, it's really easy to forget how many innocent civilians get ground up in war, I have a dark sense of humor, but that still isn't funny

    • @NoBandwidth-0
      @NoBandwidth-0 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cascadianrangers728 My grandpa was Marine Recon in Vietnam. During his time, he saw many things that no man should. From almost getting his head blown off by a Vietcong sniper, to watching his best friend get turned into a spray of red mist during a mortar attack. He was lucky enough to come away alive and only with minor injuries that didn't disable him physically. However, his mind remained haunted by the stuff he had seen. He had very severe PTSD, and depression, following his time after the war, but now, I'm thankful he's not suffering anymore.
      He passed away from kidney failure, at the age of 74.
      R.I.P. GySgt Glenn Lorenzo Davis.
      5/24/1948 - 10/31/2019.

    • @skylorzz6507
      @skylorzz6507 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thank you for your service btw 👍

    • @cascadianrangers728
      @cascadianrangers728 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skylorzz6507 @@skylorzz6507 I appreciate your sentiment, and it is kind of you to say, but I murdered children and probably some women, too, not to mention all of the men. I shot them, I blew them apart with rockets and grenades, I hacked them to pieces with a tomahawk, I choked them, I bashed their head in with a rock, or I plain old beat them to death with my hands and boots and maybe my rifle butt
      I do not deserve praise or recognition.

  • @InoFughaul
    @InoFughaul ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The perfect dig at the realities of child-play while delivering a powerful message. Well done!

  • @kanpaithighs
    @kanpaithighs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    World war 3 trending on Twitter and I see this in my feed, oh no.

    • @albobdmasta
      @albobdmasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      this vid is high tier shitpost

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Any bets on who were at war with here? Anyone? I'm guessing Australia

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Max Sashin well who do you think its GONNA be?

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Max Sashin soooooo there IS a problem cuz my dad told me the only reason that people are getting drafted is cuz other soldiers are dying now and fast, you just proved to me that we ARE at war, so I will ask this again...
      Any bets on who were st war with here? Anyone? I'm guessing Australia

    • @Cherry-bq4oh
      @Cherry-bq4oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zoomers in about 10 years

  • @splitscreengaming7948
    @splitscreengaming7948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    The government is truly taking care of its soldiers isn’t it

    • @thechickener7786
      @thechickener7786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Instead they take of illegals and welfare queens who are useless and contribute nothing.

    • @fcbalexis1
      @fcbalexis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@thechickener7786 Way to steer the conversation away from our government's neglect of veterans by inciting hateful rhetoric.

    • @newdoom3
      @newdoom3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@fcbalexis1 shut up nigga

    • @thechickener7786
      @thechickener7786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@fcbalexis1 what part of that statement I made was untrue?

    • @enmiredbythelazy4401
      @enmiredbythelazy4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thechickener7786 Didn't you know? Every time a welfare douchebag stealing their livelihood from others is threatened, it's "hateful rhetoric". Never mind that the people who actually work for a living would prefer ousting illegals and welfare queens in a heartbeat in favor of taking care of veterans.

  • @theminuskai7453
    @theminuskai7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    2015: no
    2016: nah
    2017: neh
    2018: nope
    2019: A C T I O N M A N

    • @ifureadthissuccapotato1195
      @ifureadthissuccapotato1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got this recommended in 2016 lmao

    • @yaboirandall7638
      @yaboirandall7638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut the fuck up

    • @Angel-oy3jk
      @Angel-oy3jk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think TH-cam ran out of good recommendations

    • @kagerotori8019
      @kagerotori8019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019 : Aww man

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Isaac Teo Can't he just make a joke without asswipes like you berating him? If they're not funny, just don't comment.

  • @shadowviruz
    @shadowviruz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    This is like 90% of humor today.

    • @Blinkshinati
      @Blinkshinati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fragtaster that’s suspiciously specific 👏👏

    • @JohnSmithsu2006
      @JohnSmithsu2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Fragtaster no shit of course it's not real

    • @Sald8Trin
      @Sald8Trin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fragtaster aktshually

    • @ShopeeMarketteam
      @ShopeeMarketteam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's either this or fortnite videos, you choose

    • @itsjustjuju7945
      @itsjustjuju7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was people pretending to be emo and calling themselves dead inside

  • @plugzly-x613
    @plugzly-x613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    He never feels safe, not even in his own home.

    • @ZoeyTheSobble
      @ZoeyTheSobble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      AH! *punches mirror*

    • @plugzly-x613
      @plugzly-x613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ZoeyTheSobble it cracks me up every single time

    • @irsshill4502
      @irsshill4502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ZoeyTheSobble *starts doing lots of cocaine*

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@irsshill4502 LET'S GET OUT OF THERE

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tvgaming2132 *knocks the chair of*

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Soldier: Breaks
    Government: "I don't want to play with you anymore"
    My father served as a paramedic helping those boys who were brought back stateside for severe injuries, now he has to fight tooth and nail for the medical benefits he needs!

    • @redacted8872
      @redacted8872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Harsh

    • @enricopucci7413
      @enricopucci7413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *A ROPE AND A CHAIR PLUS GRAVITY AS THE KID SAID "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE"*

    • @seen203
      @seen203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A fucking shame and really what this is aimed at.

    • @antiscyllisneocht5669
      @antiscyllisneocht5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      my condolences, sir.
      i appreciate your father's service to our country, and it saddens me that my taxes are helping the bad guys instead of our guys.
      my heart goes out to y'all, man.

    • @shifty2755
      @shifty2755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because hes bot a foreigner.

  • @philquine
    @philquine ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow! That was so well made, took you straight back to the eighties. Very funny, but with a very serious message too. Brilliant work.

  • @jameshaury2716
    @jameshaury2716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    England and America need better care for vetrans.The ad is dead on with the voice.

    • @naturesquad9174
      @naturesquad9174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They need to stop getting into so many wars

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@naturesquad9174 the UK isn't in much wars at the moment, France and even Italy have more men deployed abroad tgan the UK.

    • @Narukami5006
      @Narukami5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arx3516 Maybe he is referring to the United Kingdom's conquests of the world during the British Empire.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel like the first step would be to....stop making so many veterans.

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The problem is that civilians and pretty much everybody believes that the military to be anything more than a job. That's all it is. You're only part of the military for however long your contract is supposed to last. Beyond that they don't owe you anything aside from your pension. Those are the facts. If you work for Target for 4 years, you're not gonna expect Target to foot your medical bills 3 years after you've left the company. The military is the exact same way. Movies and media romanticize the military as if its this higher calling entity, but it's really not. It's just like any other organization/business. You're just a cog in a giant machine. A very replaceable cog. It's honestly your job as a vet to not bite off more than you can chew and to know your limits before you break them.

  • @muzzamemes3657
    @muzzamemes3657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    “Let’s get out of here!”
    *knocks over chair*

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My face literally went from 😂 to 😳 wow that kid actually said that

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tango six, going _dark._

    • @bonesymcjay6839
      @bonesymcjay6839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BIG MOOD

    • @Splashdavap
      @Splashdavap 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are they promoting suicide 😂

    • @PitchaxisT
      @PitchaxisT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sovereign I guess lunch is ready for our dear boy.

  • @goristhedeathclaw
    @goristhedeathclaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    The first one is pretty much "Action Man: Metal Gear Solid V"

    • @gerryjweathersthethird5284
      @gerryjweathersthethird5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “Why are we still here, just to suffer?”

    • @Micgrol
      @Micgrol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This came to my mind while I was playing mgsv.

    • @squalobanana6743
      @squalobanana6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Metal Gear Solid V: The real pain

    • @donieee9607
      @donieee9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rudolfhess8342 My lost comrades...

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @TrollDragomir
    @TrollDragomir ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love it when comedy is both hilarious and thought provoking.

  • @sector150
    @sector150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    When they say "coffins sold separately " does that mean the military does not pay for the coffins?

    • @immodium4586
      @immodium4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      sector150 yeah probs

    • @openrealm
      @openrealm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      yeH, because the coffin was actually in the same box as the figure. Didn't look sold separately.

    • @volgawolfhounds741
      @volgawolfhounds741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@openrealm That was a body bag, not a coffin.

    • @openrealm
      @openrealm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@volgawolfhounds741 oh. I guess it is sold separately then.

    • @blkft
      @blkft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@openrealm :))

  • @josearmandogomezrocabado537
    @josearmandogomezrocabado537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I can’t believe how effective this add was on me... this Veterans really found a great way to get their message out.

    • @Stalin99
      @Stalin99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jose Armando Gómez Rocabado ad*

  • @LandSharkCorner
    @LandSharkCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "WITH HIS BOWELS OUT OF ACTION!" a line I never thought I'd want to hear but here I am

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Reloading!”

    • @vampitty
      @vampitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kugelblitzkrieg *magazine reload sound*

    • @elchicoincognitosos666
      @elchicoincognitosos666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Esto es real? Dnd

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RELOADING!

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to work a trucking company & there was a driver there that told me he had movement only once,every 2 weeks,& when it was time,it was @ that very moment.He had been in the desert & had contracted some kind of illness/reaction while there.I can't recall how we got on subject or if he told any1 else there.The struggle is real...f'ing nasty!

  • @toonrex2806
    @toonrex2806 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Can’t believe they forgot another causality: Homeless Action Man.

    • @Dang3rMouSe
      @Dang3rMouSe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was done on purpose.
      Everyone forgets the homeless vets...

  • @dominusnox8231
    @dominusnox8231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2211

    Not exactly what political leaders want kids to learn about

    • @_Dylanm
      @_Dylanm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You're wrong. My kids loved this back in the day!

    • @hlvscomendandeche8744
      @hlvscomendandeche8744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They need to be hardened from babies

    • @hlvscomendandeche8744
      @hlvscomendandeche8744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great war is coming mate

    • @CCJJ160Channels
      @CCJJ160Channels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That’s the point, at the end of the video is a website that shows how the British government targets minors for front line duty and infantry.

    • @MUSIC-rc2kv
      @MUSIC-rc2kv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dominus Nox no shit

  • @austinpowers9740
    @austinpowers9740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    This is like a nightmarish version of Team America: World Police minus the nylon threads.

    • @tacti-cool4022
      @tacti-cool4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its also just like the doll who works & pays bills..& deals with depression. Aqua teen hunger force!!

    • @marineraiders2775
      @marineraiders2775 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it's mojo is groovy

  • @mark4d148
    @mark4d148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Nostalgic memories of old style ads mixed with a hard hitting message of war is bad.
    Well done.

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simon Harford
      War is a necessary evil, and though some good comes from it, it is not without a price

    • @HyperrealisticLuigi
      @HyperrealisticLuigi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vermonster90 also scams, don't forget scams

    • @mcarlinod
      @mcarlinod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vermonster90 Here in Italy is the same story, I think most of europe is gone.

    • @drunkensailor5771
      @drunkensailor5771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vermonster90 Africa bad, not christen bad. I shortened your comment for you.

    • @arrowbolt182
      @arrowbolt182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vermonster90 wow, you are so fucking stupid.

  • @AkiraDesmondes
    @AkiraDesmondes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought this was just a lowkey sick parody. Knowing that this comes from a veteran organization makes it hit a lot harder.

  • @Nirvezz
    @Nirvezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    Action man looks like a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

    • @kyojin_9526
      @kyojin_9526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Nirvezz who doesn’t drop the act until the dvd commentary comes out

    • @Reiber1991
      @Reiber1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We are super duper lost

    • @SerialSeve
      @SerialSeve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @DenimChicken
      @DenimChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For 400 years...

    • @SVAFnemesis
      @SVAFnemesis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me? I know who I am

  • @BruceForte
    @BruceForte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Humor is and always will be the best tool to raise awareness.

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Be tough, be shocking,
      but tell a goddamn joke.

  • @jordemort5359
    @jordemort5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I'm a grown man and I would buy an action figure that actually bleeds like that. Would make one hell of a stop motion war video lmao

    • @czar5813
      @czar5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @Mega-P71
      @Mega-P71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@czar5813 no

    • @czar5813
      @czar5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lead Guitarist yeah

    • @Mega-P71
      @Mega-P71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@czar5813 nah

    • @hotking9304
      @hotking9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mega-P71 acog for frag grenade 🥴

  • @marcosbradanovic9100
    @marcosbradanovic9100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    PTSD Action man was in the funeral of Dead Action man! That's what pushed PTSD action man over the edge. 😮

  • @liampalmer4370
    @liampalmer4370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    “Let’s get out of here” *hits chair*

  • @lechonkawali5725
    @lechonkawali5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Adults: look at the kid playing with his new toys, how wonderful!
    What kids see:

  • @spoopabobble8166
    @spoopabobble8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    "Coffin sold separately."

    • @piotrdabrowski3825
      @piotrdabrowski3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Just like real life.

    • @flipper-b8588
      @flipper-b8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So much for a burial with full military honors.

  • @ActionYakPolice
    @ActionYakPolice ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "which comedy sketch show is this from?"
    "..oh."

  • @irongrenideer8619
    @irongrenideer8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    The toy: *dead*
    The kid with the other toy: you've been PRoMOTED

    • @halo48189
      @halo48189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Battlefield Noob: PROMOTED!!!!

    • @teo.took.40.benadryl
      @teo.took.40.benadryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I give this a yeah

    • @yukishi2746
      @yukishi2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this rick may

    • @Yobama007
      @Yobama007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s how it works in real life. It’s called being promoted posthumously.

    • @sssddfsafsda494
      @sssddfsafsda494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yobama007 mmmh, tasty hummus

  • @thebigone6969
    @thebigone6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I love how that one kid is so fascinated by the blown to bits Action Man. “We’ve lost him!”

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pieces of him, anyway.

    • @Heccy_weccy
      @Heccy_weccy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait...no. phew! Don't worry it's just Dave.

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "New Dead Action Man" ..........coffin sold separately

  • @Eric-ro8bw
    @Eric-ro8bw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    As a vet with 100% for PTSD I can say... this made me laugh so hard I teared up.

    • @zebediahgreve2678
      @zebediahgreve2678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thank you for your service! God bless you!

    • @frankbeans5921
      @frankbeans5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stay strong brother.

    • @Casandraelf
      @Casandraelf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks for your sacrifice, man

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you for your service, sir

    • @Ms.FortuneTeller
      @Ms.FortuneTeller ปีที่แล้ว

      Were you attacked by an animal?

  • @MR.GetOVERiT333
    @MR.GetOVERiT333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a combat veteran with severe combat ptsd from severe combat in Afghanistan........I AM, ACTION MAN IN REAL LIFE.❤

  • @chakinabox
    @chakinabox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "Coffin sold separately"....well, I guess we're going to cremate then. Hey Dad! Can I borrow your lighter?

    • @lonely4197
      @lonely4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what de fok

    • @yukishi2746
      @yukishi2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coffin dance starts

  • @ej-1030
    @ej-1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    Coffin sold separately
    Yep that's dying in a nutshell

    • @OkachaWasTaken
      @OkachaWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dieing

    • @chicharraun8525
      @chicharraun8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OkachaWasTaken dieing

    • @ej-1030
      @ej-1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OkachaWasTaken fixed

    • @Framed_Niner
      @Framed_Niner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dieing

    • @chicharraun8525
      @chicharraun8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nooo you stupid @Datboi 00072
      you ruined the comment 😠😠👎

  • @itstwiz69
    @itstwiz69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    When you realize this video isn’t just a joke it’s actually real

    • @taiven.lechevalier
      @taiven.lechevalier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah, it was produced by a British anti-war veterans group.

    • @alonsobm-53
      @alonsobm-53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@taiven.lechevalier Still being real in US

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not real

    • @fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327
      @fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Woter_X real

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327 ok

  • @adambrady9989
    @adambrady9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    Having PTSD, I never laughed harder !
    Thank you.

    • @killer_bro_empireitsme3613
      @killer_bro_empireitsme3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      With PTSD the worst the joke the funnier 🤣

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The thing is my grandfather fought in Vietnam but he didn't PTSD he got agent orange
      RIP

    • @adambrady9989
      @adambrady9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@andrewcarlson3486 I am sorry about your grandad. After I was wounded gallows humor is what kept me going, a lot of Wild Turkey too. I hope all is well with you.

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@adambrady9989 he did however publish weird Florida

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@andrewcarlson3486 Hope you're doing better, PTSD is awful

  • @platinumxv
    @platinumxv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    This has such a deep meaning. It’s one thing to deal with real life struggles but to have experienced such horrific things makes it a million times worse. Respect veterans always.

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You realize its comedic?

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@samuelpinder1215 ans that's the catch. Black humor used cleverly to address real life issues.

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samuelpinder1215 the comment above this one answers pretty well

    • @danefuentes3877
      @danefuentes3877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best part is, WE'RE the ones laughing the hardest! Because it's true. I'm the action man in the FIRST clip. :}

    • @platinumxv
      @platinumxv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand it is comedic but then again, this is a PSA targeted to get the viewers attention in order to tell them a message. Also if you were the guy in the first scene nice acting!!!

  • @tyguy6296
    @tyguy6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    it was extremely shocking for me to find out that this was made in partnership with a well respected veterans group. I couldn't stop thinking about how brilliant this callout of the military is.
    you managed to set me into a state of moral outrage, drew me in to look more into this, and then immediately made me understand that this is the same outrage i SHOULD be feeling every single day if i were to make time to think about our veterans and soldiers.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just thinking about it is worthless, if you actually care, try and make time to do something about it, even if its something small

    • @vipermad358
      @vipermad358 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@offense53You are all missing the point of these satirical videos.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@offense53funny you should mention that because my great grandfather from my father's side fought in four different wars, WW2, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, and operation desert storm of the Persian gulf War

  • @limelightraver5690
    @limelightraver5690 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “This story is neither an accusation... nor a confession... AND LEAST OF ALL an adventure... FOR DEATH IS NOT AN ADVENTURE TO THOSE WHO STAND FACE TO FACE WITH IT. It will try simply to tell of a generation of men who, even though they may have escaped shells... WERE DESTROYED BY THE WAR.”
    - Eric Maria Remarque, World War I Veteran and Novelist, All Quiet On The Western Front, Introduction Page Of The Novel, Original First Edition 1929

    • @Jimpiedepimpie
      @Jimpiedepimpie ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasty of him to whinge like that about a war he joined a few months before it ended. Please don't spread Krautoid propaganda any further than the rubbish bin.

  • @ramO-jp8tp
    @ramO-jp8tp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    they really didn’t hold back on the dead action man, that was gorier or as gory than most horror/war movies.

    • @glenn_danzig
      @glenn_danzig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminded me of doom

    • @colossalsquidward1737
      @colossalsquidward1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@glenn_danzig Brutal Doom

    • @pizza_addict
      @pizza_addict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the fact its a toy for kids makes it worse

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s not a real toy. This was to show how kids can think being a soldier is cool. The website at the end of the video is for Veterans for Peace. Which is a group that is against the enlistment of teens and young adults.

    • @Phucketmcsucket
      @Phucketmcsucket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken Trying to discourage kids/teenagers from joining the military is actually kind of a shitty thing to do. For a lot of them it could be an opportunity to improve their lives and get them off a bad path they might take in a desperate attempt to escape poverty and shit. A better goal would be to educate them on why it's necessary to treat service in the military as a proper career and take full advantage of the opportunities and benefits it provides rather than just going in to shoot guns and shit.

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    NEW! Action Man: Captured & Tortured action man.
    Captured by the enemy, do what you can to make him screech as he tells all secrets about his Squad. With no more use for him, dispose of him properly. Gasoline, acid, lye and matches sold seperately.
    Action man!

    • @soundwave1689
      @soundwave1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Will that come with action force vulture or a commie?

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Does it come with a bucket and a rat?

    • @memenest468
      @memenest468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@J0hnHenrySNEEDen Haha good reference to movie 2 Fast 2 Furious

    • @Earth_Not_Above.
      @Earth_Not_Above. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Epic Retro Gaming Broadcaster it was actually a torture technique used during the medieval times fast and furios didn’t create it just letting you know 😂

    • @Earth_Not_Above.
      @Earth_Not_Above. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Furious