Chael Sonnen ABSOLUTE Funniest Moments Part 1

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  • @GBz_MMA
    @GBz_MMA  ปีที่แล้ว +25

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    Appreciate the support.

  • @MightyG0RILLA
    @MightyG0RILLA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    Chael "29-15-1" Sonnen
    29 wins
    15 people killed
    1 continents destroyed (Atlantis)
    Truly the best ever!

  • @itssanti
    @itssanti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9442

    This is not trash talking
    This is stand up comedy

  • @garethowen1099
    @garethowen1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9809

    Has Chael ever stuttered a word or missed a line?! The guy is a masterful speaker!

    • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
      @EvilDuckOfDoom3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      Yeah if you watch some of his real interviews his laser focus is like he's reading off a teleprompter

    • @kiisu74
      @kiisu74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Nah, when he was talking to Lansberg, he said "capitalistic." That hurt my ears. Buy, yea, certainly an exception to his normally well polished patter.

    • @antoniov.258
      @antoniov.258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      @@kiisu74 capitalistic is a word

    • @Rightwingcommentremoved
      @Rightwingcommentremoved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It only begs the question how good is he really?

    • @christschin3708
      @christschin3708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Keith Brandsma
      What did he say wrong?

  • @pranavprakash3705
    @pranavprakash3705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    I never really liked Chael but after hearing about his tough childhood and life struggles I'm literally in tears.

    • @AnjuMaximoff
      @AnjuMaximoff ปีที่แล้ว +19

      really??

    • @InformedZoomer
      @InformedZoomer ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@AnjuMaximoff really bro

    • @medoo7825
      @medoo7825 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@AnjuMaximoff It's a joke dude 😂

    • @andyc3012
      @andyc3012 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruh, portland did have anarchy during covid. Remember?

    • @704B
      @704B ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I couldn't imagine having to grow up that rough. To just sit there and see someone just publicly litter. Too crazy for me 😂

  • @kiwilad1361
    @kiwilad1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3084

    Ariel:chael, it's good to see You.
    Chael: it's good to be seen.

    • @misspacino4081
      @misspacino4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      KIWI LAD lmao I must have missed that part 😂😂😂😂

    • @joeyquinlan4835
      @joeyquinlan4835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@misspacino4081 It wasn't in this video but it's the opening to the Ariel Helwani interview where he says the Noguera brothers thought a bus was a horse

    • @ImmortalWombat
      @ImmortalWombat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ru6v16iB0C4/w-d-xo.html

    • @dogman5791
      @dogman5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adarsh5647 thank you

    • @Sparkball
      @Sparkball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of his best lines

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4418

    Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005."
    Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."

    • @herbertrafael8001
      @herbertrafael8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Hes not lying

    • @danielmorrissey234
      @danielmorrissey234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      "Longest light heavyweight unbeaten streak in the company right now"

    • @manierwarsaw9820
      @manierwarsaw9820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell Yeah

    • @sacredband7089
      @sacredband7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That is one damn witty line

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “Longest undefeated streak in the company today...8 years.”

  • @solenia4101
    @solenia4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    Chael Sonnen is the definition of "once in a lifetime"

    • @IloveNV
      @IloveNV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm pretty sure chael lives forever

    • @sinderkaur1842
      @sinderkaur1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Beautiful Man 😍 . I love him ❤️

    • @kiranbabu3426
      @kiranbabu3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Once in a Chael

    • @abderrahimabderrahim6659
      @abderrahimabderrahim6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He definitely watched WWF

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @O.W. Lichtenberg He's too real for that

  • @josecabrera609
    @josecabrera609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    “barely a 100 grand” “and sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week” brooo he’s literally the funniest🤣🤣, i wish i would of seen this run live😭

    • @thepeoplebrothers8017
      @thepeoplebrothers8017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ah I would’ve been his biggest fan.. we need another one like him.

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "and sure we had a roof on our head, and sure we had enough food in the fridge, and sure our parents had enough money to pay for our school, my training and graduation, but what about the things a middle class family can't afford?"

    • @thebored14
      @thebored14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@edvinparmeza1298 that's the entire joke

    • @dshizznitrb3
      @dshizznitrb3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thepeoplebrothers8017 muhammad ali & michael bisping

    • @Mathis313
      @Mathis313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@edvinparmeza1298 bruh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @stevenw8034
    @stevenw8034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    a guy that can entertain without cursing a single time is the champ of trash talk.

    • @donaldwilson3579
      @donaldwilson3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      steven w fuck you

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      14:43

    • @pjpomare3808
      @pjpomare3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's why hes the best at it

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He does tho

    • @davidgambirazio3350
      @davidgambirazio3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tupac Nation ok shit is just naturally occurring fecal matter then dumbass

  • @sumtingwog1273
    @sumtingwog1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

    “I’m the reason why Waldo is hiding”

  • @kevinfromsales6842
    @kevinfromsales6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    The Rihanna joke was genius. I wouldnt be able to deliver a joke like that without dying of laughter.

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm your 666th like. OOOOH, SPOOKY! 😈😂😂

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dont get it but it was funny

    • @kevinfromsales6842
      @kevinfromsales6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@juanmatemos5695 Rihanna got famous bc she got beat up by Chris Brown lol

    • @antisocialextrovert5062
      @antisocialextrovert5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kevin From Sales she was already famous before all of that lol

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kevinfromsales6842 she was a minor celeb at the time the Chris brown incident really rocketed her fame as it were. Chris brown was everywhere and while Rihanna was popular not to the extent he was and the incident spread her name everywhere.

  • @comfortsnail6342
    @comfortsnail6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    That Rhianna line absolutely murdered lol, literally got looked at laughing in public

  • @mmamazing6087
    @mmamazing6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    “He tried to feed a bus a carrot and your telling me that the country has computers” hahahah

    • @MrTrollbaby
      @MrTrollbaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      when roe asked him and chael didnt back down from his story..... fukn comedy gold. thats how the best do it

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @polfachini6489
      @polfachini6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lorrie14uwavila0nx9
      @lorrie14uwavila0nx9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005."
      Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."

    • @Wild_Danimal
      @Wild_Danimal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That happened

  • @vashb6407
    @vashb6407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    "Im the reason Waldo is hiding" 🤣🤣 that was hysterical

    • @symbiosisai
      @symbiosisai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who's Waldo?

    • @vashb6407
      @vashb6407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@symbiosisai children's puzzle book character

    • @FA-vh2vt
      @FA-vh2vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@symbiosisai Jose waldo

    • @CocoCrispy_
      @CocoCrispy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@symbiosisai “where’s Waldo” books. Have to find Waldo in the crowd. With the red and white stripped shirt and hat lol

    • @tedkingsler7050
      @tedkingsler7050 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FA-vh2vt😂😂😂😂

  • @barringtonfisher87
    @barringtonfisher87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    I love his total & utter denial of a quote he said. Absolutely hilarious

    • @zenmar2415
      @zenmar2415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And the quote was harsher than what was actually said.

    • @gunner4126
      @gunner4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A quote must be read exactly as it was said otherwise it's not a quote

    • @Indytelevision
      @Indytelevision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet he got in trouble for saying it so he was denying it

    • @Windsblow
      @Windsblow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Indytelevision No. He was totally Trolling the guy and making everyone laugh.

    • @RickAnderson1
      @RickAnderson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Indytelevision nope. He was simply misquoted since he said "pat" and the interviewer claims he said: "slap"...and Chael didn't say "wife" he actually said "ol'lady'

  • @stanleylee3329
    @stanleylee3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    *“Tell another jackal story”*
    Literally the funniest quote I’ve seen

    • @thebrightsideofthemoon5829
      @thebrightsideofthemoon5829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tito is a total dipshit , tries too hard to be intelligent

    • @lil_keybo
      @lil_keybo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually, the quote holds little to no weight without the context of the situation in which it was used

    • @hunterpaul136
      @hunterpaul136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lil_keybo Yo you’re bringing a machine gun to a snowball fight lol

    • @F1r3w4t3r
      @F1r3w4t3r ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lil_keybo youre such a clown lol

    • @lil_keybo
      @lil_keybo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hunterpaul136 well when people are literally using the word 'literally' wrong, it awakens the grammar Nazi inside of me.

  • @joemckee249
    @joemckee249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    I can't believe his father barely made 100k sometimes. The man is a true survivor.

  • @ericcook2423
    @ericcook2423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5321

    And people think McGregor started the trash talking greatness.

    • @raijinn5139
      @raijinn5139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      McGregor can actually trash talk, Sonnen is a fuckin idiot not even funny.

    • @abbadonthedestroyer3792
      @abbadonthedestroyer3792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Bias is Bias m8

    • @adriansanchez111
      @adriansanchez111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Raijinn fook you

    • @raijinn5139
      @raijinn5139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Derrick BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HO Lewis If I want you to talk I'll squeeze your fuckin head

    • @davinkim7930
      @davinkim7930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nobody thinks that. lol why are you making shit up to get likes?

  • @johann3866
    @johann3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    I'm proudly brazilian, and the nogueira story is a masterpiece. As funny as it can get. A piece of excellence.

    • @realMaverickBuckley
      @realMaverickBuckley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And absolutely, positively, unequivocally True.

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You get a bus to America for the internet???

    • @IID
      @IID 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      how the heck can you reply when you guys dont have computers? oh... yeah, chael gave brazil some

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That happened.

    • @michaelvoorhees5978
      @michaelvoorhees5978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I find it offensive..... but I'm black so I find everything offensive!!!!!

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    I must’ve been living under a rock for years because I’ve only just discovered this guy… and he’s bloody hilarious

    • @ssjgd5701
      @ssjgd5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same lmao I've been watching his videos the whole day

    • @leyali524
      @leyali524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You not the only lol

    • @lundoren5240
      @lundoren5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @billybatchelor2863
      @billybatchelor2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same here ,what a character. My introduction to him was from a Tito Ortiz ain't too smart video . " Let's hear another jackal story " I was rolling with laughter

    • @abigailbai4183
      @abigailbai4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would love him MORE 😭

  • @kevinwatson3972
    @kevinwatson3972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    "you might wanna take the bass out your tone , im not sure who you think youre talking to" LMFAOOO

    • @chachi3675
      @chachi3675 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kevin Watson 🔥

    • @GarySmith-ph2qy
      @GarySmith-ph2qy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yuppp lmfao

    • @Elpipiton
      @Elpipiton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hhahhhahhaha

    • @thomasostrowski9222
      @thomasostrowski9222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Watson it was “you might wanna take the bass out of your tone, I’m not sure you know who your talking to” but yes it was absolutely gold

    • @papiagua
      @papiagua 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhhh that's such a good comeback, I first heard that in the 90's and thought it was the greatest way to shut someone up ever, keep it alive!

  • @jasonk2518
    @jasonk2518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    That skit about the hard streets of oregon is one of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard

    • @MariusMurabito
      @MariusMurabito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      djk bro when he said “the cop didn’t do anything... we had anarchy.” I almost cried 😂😭

    • @RavenSWE
      @RavenSWE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MariusMurabito I thought he was gonna go on to say thats how deep the corruption runs in my town

    • @gatekeeperboxing5898
      @gatekeeperboxing5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody jaywalks all the time where I live and nobody does a thing about it. I myself have probably done it over 1000 times.

    • @zclary923
      @zclary923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Traumatized by public littering on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.
      The mental fortitude of this man.
      Undefeated. Undisputed.

    • @SuperNiels91
      @SuperNiels91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gatekeeperboxing5898 man, that's gotta be a tough neighborhood, and you must be some kind of gang member. Have you ever shot someone during one of those all out, unbridled jaywalking walk-bys ? Or do you prefer to get up close and personal with your lethal weapons registered fists ?

  • @Daniel-kx7ip
    @Daniel-kx7ip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    "he publicly litters. i had to see this things."

    • @SkuIIKn1ght
      @SkuIIKn1ght 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm at work right now and let me tell ya holding my laughter in after that line is practically impossible.

    • @Penny-wl1ui
      @Penny-wl1ui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAHAHAH man that shit is too good

    • @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
      @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Daniel Hdz007 omg the story of the twins I choked on my coffee.

    • @spartacus10921
      @spartacus10921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “We had Chaos and Anarchy” 😂😂

    • @TheDechico
      @TheDechico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Awesome Liberal gotta be the worst troll attempt I've ever seen... 0/10

  • @flosh2walkthrough672
    @flosh2walkthrough672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I wish people like this came around more often.
    Chael is a true entertainer

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If there was more people like Chael, he wouldn't special. Chael is one of a kind!

  • @kaastaway1945
    @kaastaway1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2214

    The one about Rihanna... God damn this guy is the best

    • @HealthyAndrew
      @HealthyAndrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How about you don’t say goddamn

    • @Treatsandthreadscom
      @Treatsandthreadscom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fucking amazing

    • @kemosabeusmc
      @kemosabeusmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@HealthyAndrew goddamn

    • @fabionurmagomedov
      @fabionurmagomedov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fell from my chair

    • @anthonyfranco3854
      @anthonyfranco3854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HealthyAndrew how about you wipe your tears away and go somewhere where there’s no profanity.

  • @bradytosh2696
    @bradytosh2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    I lost it when he related the horror he witnesses with the litter in HIS neighborhood.

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He looked so serious about it! 😂😂😂

    • @bigwitt187
      @bigwitt187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@rodprops Have you ever witnessed blatant littering? It's terrifying.

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigwitt187 😂😂

    • @Changeproductions21
      @Changeproductions21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@bigwitt187 Exactly! It's easy to laugh about this stuff when you haven't been out on the streets and witnessed the horrors of littering. And don't even get me started on jaywalking, and loitering...

    • @bigwitt187
      @bigwitt187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Changeproductions21 I left out loitering on purpose, I still have nightmares.

  • @conners3323
    @conners3323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "I'm the reason Waldo is hiding"
    😂😂😂

  • @offended323
    @offended323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    It’s crazy how chael is significantly funnier and more witty than most comedians as a fighter

  • @FatalHawk9794
    @FatalHawk9794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Chael Sonnen is absolutely one of the funniest people in UFC history

    • @zidg4086
      @zidg4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FatalHawk9794 nah nick and nate diaz are funnier

    • @lukeism2
      @lukeism2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Patrick Star they’re just retarded

    • @goodnamestaken
      @goodnamestaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Patrick Star unintentionally though

    • @karimsayed6292
      @karimsayed6292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the history

    • @eireabu9486
      @eireabu9486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zidg4086 not even close to Chael

  • @tritonneptune3834
    @tritonneptune3834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    People talk about how chael is undefeated but they forget to mention that he never lost a ROUND in his life. A true legend.

    • @LittleHatori
      @LittleHatori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not since Fedor wrekt him..

    • @chrispressley1138
      @chrispressley1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Never lost an entrance👍

    • @reformedstoic1320
      @reformedstoic1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Try to imagine this man losing ONE SECOND, of one ROUND. It simply cannot be done. Neurons do not fire against Chael P Sonnen. The American Gangster is undisputed in ALL dimensions and hypothetical mental cinemas.

    • @tjgaffney9823
      @tjgaffney9823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tori Ellise and his other 13 losses. Not counting the Silva one, but yeah.

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tjgaffney9823 your mistaken he never lost a fight, and tito clearly tapped

  • @AndyPandyLikesCandy
    @AndyPandyLikesCandy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5613

    Interesting how he never swears

    • @blaise4468
      @blaise4468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Andrew de Boer he said ass

    • @garrenhahaha3202
      @garrenhahaha3202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      smart people do not need to curse there are many other terms to use in place of the regular four letter variety.

    • @lonnywalker7649
      @lonnywalker7649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Right. He's funny and doesn't need the go with the four letter curse words.

    • @RMGWOO
      @RMGWOO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      People who hate swearing are fixated on swearing. I didn't notice that Chael wasn't swearing until I read this. I swear a lot, my friends swear a lot, and swear words therefore don't hurt our souls because they're so meaningless to us that we don't even notice when someone is or isn't swearing. So, therefore, in my world these words aren't offensive and I don't need to get upset about them. All you idiots are doing is providing yourselves opportunities to get outraged by noises other people make with their faces.

    • @RMGWOO
      @RMGWOO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Tai Lopez you don't understand how to recognize what I'm talking about so how could you recognize the symptoms of schizophrenia? Fucking invalid.

  • @super8studios868
    @super8studios868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Chael Sonnen is the stand up comedian Brendan Schaub wishes he could be .

  • @QoQabai658
    @QoQabai658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4079

    WWE truly missed one.

    • @theunusualdispenser9474
      @theunusualdispenser9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      WWE doesn’t deserve chael

    • @QoQabai658
      @QoQabai658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@theunusualdispenser9474 not these days.

    • @theunusualdispenser9474
      @theunusualdispenser9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@QoQabai658 Well yeah not for the last 15years

    • @QoQabai658
      @QoQabai658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theunusualdispenser9474 😳

    • @yeahok1839
      @yeahok1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Would be a waste. He can actually fight!

  • @ivanogilby6174
    @ivanogilby6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    As a guy from Northern Ireland, I literally cannot stress this enough. He's the funniest man alive. Fucking class

    • @ivanogilby6174
      @ivanogilby6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bg-zn4gj normally Northern Irish humour is alot different to most other nations, so I was simply highlighting where I'm from and how I get his sense of humour. It's no different from you telling me that you and your mates from Northern Ireland get his humour too 😉be safe

    • @zendayabreeze4547
      @zendayabreeze4547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ALex Klassing embarrassing behaviour

    • @cliffroberts1774
      @cliffroberts1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ivan Ogilby As a Canadian I agree

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @JoolzThePirate
      @JoolzThePirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What does Northern Ireland have to do with it? You are right though

  • @frpayawal
    @frpayawal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    That bus story with the Nogiera brothers is fcking hilarious.

    • @thelostpiranha
      @thelostpiranha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ruel Payawal it's true. I was there.

    • @headlesnorseman701
      @headlesnorseman701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He stuck a carrot in the grill

    • @facilegoose9347
      @facilegoose9347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Carrots are the future of renewable energy. Tesla is finished m8

    • @gerardovelazquez6785
      @gerardovelazquez6785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's my favorite one

    • @4Sim0n4
      @4Sim0n4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That happened

  • @Enderblades
    @Enderblades ปีที่แล้ว +87

    1:02 The way he pops up on the screen like he’s a super villain that just hacked in

    • @paytonthornberry1382
      @paytonthornberry1382 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @SachBro
      @SachBro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I laughed so hard thinking there is zero respect for these anchors/johrnalists in Chael's eyes.

  • @adaptiveagile
    @adaptiveagile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    Funniest guy on the planet IMHO. Just don’t get how he can manage to keep a straight face. I’ve never seen him crack.

    • @Mageslayer
      @Mageslayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I would have cracked during the jaywalking or twins sharing the car parts. His hard times. lmao

    • @curiosityl.6261
      @curiosityl.6261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He's so fucking hilarious. Has some quick witty insults too. I find him and Connor to be pretty much equally entertaining. Just in different ways. Completely opposite personalitites from each other.

    • @robertsmith9186
      @robertsmith9186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      adaptiveagile so true .and pretty tuff to .he had Silva beat.dont know how he didnt let Silva break his fucking arm before tapping 30 seconds over Tokyo and he would have been champion

    • @mitchellbowman22
      @mitchellbowman22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s because he lives by what stone cold Steve Austin would do

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you'll see Fedor crack his head that's for sure. it's scripture. Fedor wins by KO round 1. you know it, I know it, we all know it.

  • @ballinhamster3170
    @ballinhamster3170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    Had to come back to this after his retirement. Undefeated and undisputed - a truly special career. Thanks for it all Chael.

    • @imranvo
      @imranvo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also here after his retirement... LOL

    • @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade
      @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If he lost to Machida, we could kinda see it coming, but it's still very hard to process. Just bingewatching his video's on youtube, shit gets to me more than it should.

    • @Jason22Douce
      @Jason22Douce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He isnt without a loss and never won a belt lol

    • @nnjapanda7785
      @nnjapanda7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jason Doucette undisputed buddy.

    • @mattpiahana2038
      @mattpiahana2038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      UNDEFEATED UNDISPUTED

  • @TheMrdannyharrington
    @TheMrdannyharrington 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    Chael Sonnen is the GOAT Light Heavyweight. Undefeated for 8 years, it has yet to be replicated and never will.

    • @markopolo958
      @markopolo958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      8 years? Are you joking? The man's never lost anything in his life. 39 years undefeated.

    • @dw3wyant
      @dw3wyant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Mark Minnema lol.... very Chael, lol.

    • @BeatzSporting
      @BeatzSporting 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheMrdannyharrington PEDs

    • @dojoeevanlift9688
      @dojoeevanlift9688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And currently undefeated as a heavyweight!

    • @velygritte2701
      @velygritte2701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheMrdannyharrington Fedor emelianenko went undefeated for over 10 yrs

  • @EvaandJavier
    @EvaandJavier ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He trolled everybody.

  • @curtisbaker4325
    @curtisbaker4325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    HE PUBLICLY LITTERED I HAD TO ENDURE THAT

  • @thepsychicpeach8425
    @thepsychicpeach8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    He literally has the aura, looks, personality and lingo of a of a 1920's Chicago Gangster.

    • @johnsonjj117
      @johnsonjj117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I want to see him in a pinstripe suit, fedora and smoking a cigar

    • @OutdoorBlues
      @OutdoorBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reminds me of Benny from fallout new Vegas

    • @dannywholuv
      @dannywholuv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or Jack Burton on the pork chop express

    • @Leodontknowhowtoswim
      @Leodontknowhowtoswim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dannywholuv lmao bruh thank you you know what old Chael Sonnen always says the only undefeated ufc fighter

    • @theapartmentrat3881
      @theapartmentrat3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must've thought they were smart? Very few mobsters were smart and then the rest were muscle idiots like why idolize such disgusting people

  • @weemark18
    @weemark18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "He thought it was a horse" lmfao how can he keep a straight face im dead

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      that's one of the things that impresses me the most. He really could be a comedy actor and comedian. There's no doubt. He's so good with his delivery and timing. Also, look at that American Gangster story where he's talking about the mean streets of West Linn. That's good comedy acting right there. He seriously has talent.
      Somebody smart is gonna put him in a comedy movie or show, and it's gonna be gold.

    • @chriscrooks5601
      @chriscrooks5601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i replayed it like 5 times dude i died laughing so hard

    • @householder6876
      @householder6876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you’re trying to tell me that country has computers??” I. Am. Crying.

    • @PhreshFifaHD
      @PhreshFifaHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "That Happened"

  • @Nomad-97
    @Nomad-97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    He truly is the greatest fighter of all time, undefeated and undisputed. 49 men tried, only 17 were able to walk away after gracing the octagon with the pound for pound king.

  • @ericoung4602
    @ericoung4602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    His speaking is a amazing no stuttering or filler words that's really amazing

    • @francismclean5564
      @francismclean5564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hes really smart

    • @vCLOWNSHOESv
      @vCLOWNSHOESv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's clearly the most intelligent fighter in mma.

  • @Igor-sl7ze
    @Igor-sl7ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    The greatest i've ever heard. That's not an exaggeration i've never heard him misspeak, stutter, mess up line. Absolutely once in a lifetime

    • @grim5113
      @grim5113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      12:32

    • @HK_47
      @HK_47 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:13

  • @wolfaagman
    @wolfaagman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    that noguera joke still gets me. such a classic one
    legends say people believe the story till now.

    • @dalinguy2
      @dalinguy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That happend

    • @nangkuog6827
      @nangkuog6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That happened.

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Believe the story?
      When did it become a problem to believe truth?

    • @jorgelmao4992
      @jorgelmao4992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That happened

    • @MrTrollbaby
      @MrTrollbaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeh when joe asked him... and he stuck to the story.... fuk dat was gold

  • @brettgast
    @brettgast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Old Uncle Chael is the absolute BEST to ever do it. Still undefeated and undisputed. 49-0 in the ring.

    • @TheBswan
      @TheBswan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never lost a round

    • @Jonathan_Fairbanks
      @Jonathan_Fairbanks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheBswanNever got hit!

  • @jebivjetar5623
    @jebivjetar5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    6:35 the way he smirks, and says "that happened" is the best Uncle Chael moment ever

    • @kiranbabu3426
      @kiranbabu3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Joe's laugh is the best 😂

    • @danielberretta1833
      @danielberretta1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The rare moment of us seeing Chael out of character

    • @offended323
      @offended323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legendary delivery

    • @brianheidel4550
      @brianheidel4550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that might even be funnier than the original story itself. the first time i heard it, i damn near shit myself laughing.

    • @benpietrzykowski9216
      @benpietrzykowski9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielberretta1833 and he got back into it so quickly 😆

  • @BrandonAB64
    @BrandonAB64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    how is chael so damn good at promoting and hyping fights and events. He is so fast and responsive with anything he discusses. What a man...

  • @2Minihats
    @2Minihats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    “Jackie Chan is also a bum.” Lmfaooo😂

    • @KSH172
      @KSH172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that caught me off guard and i lost it lmao

    • @shinsukecorbin425
      @shinsukecorbin425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chael is the TROLL GOD..Trolling in sports before it became a trend

    • @N1ckD22
      @N1ckD22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only comment I didnt laugh at lol

  • @jacobmiles8770
    @jacobmiles8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love Chael realising that Joe is talking about the Nogueirra Borthers bus story. He almost breaks character and laughs at the joke before becoming so deadly serious about it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrScion500
    @MrScion500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    He's the best shit talker of all time

    • @kevinmason8977
      @kevinmason8977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’d say Ali first, then chael:)

    • @matioch2979
      @matioch2979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrScion500 truetalker*

    • @rebornreborni5455
      @rebornreborni5455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is on steroids like all other UFC fighters. He is making fun of PRIDE even due he can't be a fighter without taking "hormone replacement therapy".

    • @JohnDoe-yt2fn
      @JohnDoe-yt2fn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eternally profound not everyone can be the greatest, you clearly aren't in on what's going on here

    • @tjsmithers3893
      @tjsmithers3893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was till Conor came around

  • @perezrudy2011
    @perezrudy2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    That, "I beat him the first 4 rounds" and then, "I tapped in the fifth." Was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SupernaturalBeingsofEarth
    @SupernaturalBeingsofEarth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I didn't realize his tough up bringing in the streets of Oregon. A true surviver...

  • @CocoCrispy_
    @CocoCrispy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “He tried to feed a BUS a CARROT” got me dead😂😂

    • @Retrobeemer
      @Retrobeemer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was genuine LOL for me. 🤣

  • @Cpt35
    @Cpt35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    lol I can't believe he kept a straight face when he was talking about West Linn Oregon.

    • @alexdunhill4271
      @alexdunhill4271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good because you're not meant to. it's called a joke.

    • @TheDemigodd
      @TheDemigodd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@alexdunhill4271 bruh can you read?

    • @Gennys
      @Gennys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheDemigodd No he can't.

    • @kraftpunk5947
      @kraftpunk5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @VinceMcmahon Vincent Kennedy McMahon wouldn't say that

  • @antslayer6140
    @antslayer6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    “Jackie Chan is also a bum”😂random insult

  • @robertperlman5150
    @robertperlman5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    “Being a charming good looking badass, guilty as charged”
    All time quote

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    For a guy who made a living getting struck in the head by other professional fighters, he is EXTREMELY sharp, has an amazing vocabulary, and does not studder or have any trouble finding the right words in a split second. Pretty amazing.

    • @LowKey0721
      @LowKey0721 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *stutter

    • @904Anonymous
      @904Anonymous 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LowKey0721 stutter deez nutz

  • @herbertrafael8001
    @herbertrafael8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "Anderson Silva YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK" greatest thing anyone has said in a post fight interview

    • @mattevans5201
      @mattevans5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @nestor_el_demente to aboustly nobody 👑

    • @LightSideOfBS
      @LightSideOfBS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mattevans5201 the double champ does what the FOOK he wants!

    • @stevedave2362
      @stevedave2362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I'm not surprised mutha f'ers."

    • @desmondblakely
      @desmondblakely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I’m not impressed by your performance.” - GSP

  • @JahEerie
    @JahEerie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "There were years when my father didn't make $100,000.... Well barely made $100,000!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

    • @powerowl2120
      @powerowl2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That whole thing had me dying bro. Like better than any stand up I seen lmao

    • @HesterennyrP
      @HesterennyrP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dowhat Iwant What??

    • @mdb1010
      @mdb1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dowhat Iwant spoken like a person who has no job lol

    • @mdb1010
      @mdb1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dowhat Iwant ye ye yeah welfare doesn't count boomer

    • @justincase4613
      @justincase4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dowhat Iwant sure pal

  • @lordtobias8222
    @lordtobias8222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Chael Sonnen "I follow a different rule, what would Stone Cold Steve Austin do?" Hilarious

    • @kylethompson9368
      @kylethompson9368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stone cold would flip off anybody that told him what to do

    • @neildoyle9606
      @neildoyle9606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died.lol

    • @Tg-gz8qt
      @Tg-gz8qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Tobias yh i didnt get that part lol could u plz explain it to me

  • @Qam001
    @Qam001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This guy is the perfect Bruce Wayne. Like he is the real batman. That jaw, the eyes height and combat.

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "I am the reason waldo is hiding"

  • @joshuauribe6417
    @joshuauribe6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “First off take that bass out your voice!”

  • @ExiledByForce1
    @ExiledByForce1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Not only is hilarious not only does he have amazing timing but his ability to keep a straight face so underrated.

  • @yanlaroche90
    @yanlaroche90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Chael Sonnen is a comedy genius, the man as a delivery that is the stuff of Legends

  • @midwestmacc1170
    @midwestmacc1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    The way he gets choked up before he tells us about his hard life had me in tears🤣 Master class 12:40

    • @whatamisupposedtodo8663
      @whatamisupposedtodo8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      13:09

    • @meesb4448
      @meesb4448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Had me laughing out loud in the train

    • @larry573
      @larry573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      those poor twins...haha

    • @benwilsonMMA
      @benwilsonMMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@meesb4448 TRAAAAIIIINNNNN

    • @hugofourie1193
      @hugofourie1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It was pure genius! The wrapper...😂😂🤣

  • @colinjenkins6449
    @colinjenkins6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I remembered when Chael was just your typical "whoever the UFC wants me to fight I'll fight" kind of guy. Say what you want about the guy, say his persona is fake, but he made you care. The man made money and made himself memorably because of his character switch. I'll never forget Chael P. Sonnen. One of my favorites!

  • @oooooooo4963
    @oooooooo4963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Chael is 10 times funnier than Mc Greggor

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Yeah. You can tell connor is trying way too hard, like hes pumping his chest on Jerry Springer. Chael has it mastered so well that you would think hes a serious asshole piece of shit, even when he goes super over the top. I used to hate the guy until I realized he was just messing around

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oOOo oOOo what’s funnier to people is just a matter of opinion and not fact. Me personally I agree with you but, Conor is still funny

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not hard to be

    • @joedavys7048
      @joedavys7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dickfitzwelliner2807 yea.. u can tell u've been watching for about 6-7 months

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Conor is 10 times richer.

  • @AceOutDoors.
    @AceOutDoors. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He’s a respectful trash talker tht doesn’t curse😂he a beast

  • @maxthefoooool
    @maxthefoooool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "LeBrons a nerd" I'm dead😂

    • @kloutmasta2032
      @kloutmasta2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The way Chael nerd with so much confidence

    • @jarenlarue203
      @jarenlarue203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Caden Cressman 😂😂

    • @PatrickPierceBateman
      @PatrickPierceBateman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best moment in my opinion. Only three words but absolutely hilarious and alpha.

  • @truendymion
    @truendymion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    The mean streets of West Lynn, Oregon LOLOLOL

    • @MoveInSilence23
      @MoveInSilence23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      truendymion ...nothing is in West Linn lol

    • @Javier.Escuellaa
      @Javier.Escuellaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      They had chaos and anarchy there at times his dad barely even made $100,000

    • @jleezypd1445
      @jleezypd1445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      From West Linn Oregon it’s the wealthiest city in the state, there’s literally no softer place in the country. Everything he said was true about the incomes and law being broken.

    • @mihaeltomasovic
      @mihaeltomasovic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the funny part is that he wasn't born with a silver spoon or anything like that... i love that he has that persona in that part of the interview but his father was a plumber, a contractor. he worked on a farm before school. he lived kinda in the middle of nowhere taking care of animals making sure they got fed before he did before leaving for school. it is a really inspiring story if you look at the true story of his life... he's an all around "good egg" as my dearly departed grandpa woulda called him.

  • @markperalta7722
    @markperalta7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Are you finished now?
    Chael after a long passionate rant: (calmly) iam the floor is yours
    I just burst out laughing

  • @jrodriguezpelliere
    @jrodriguezpelliere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whenever I had a bad day and I feel a bit down. This is one of my go-to videos, it never fails to cheer me up.

  • @thegreatnorthernclasswar
    @thegreatnorthernclasswar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "They brought two cameras in cause I got two of these things!"
    Hahaha class.

  • @BodTheGrinch
    @BodTheGrinch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I haven't seen that interview with the gum wrapper etc. Absolutely fucking hilarious.

    • @ralfjones6135
      @ralfjones6135 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BodTheGrinch littering in west lin

  • @lorrie14uwavila0nx9
    @lorrie14uwavila0nx9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "He tried to feed a bus a carrot!"
    😂😂😂 I never get tired of that.

  • @MansterBear
    @MansterBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have to come back to this at least every couple month. I have no idea how Chael keeps a straight face saying all this stuff.

  • @notaseal7864
    @notaseal7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Funniest part is him calling young Canelo a tomato can 😂😂😂

    • @macman975
      @macman975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was the joke.

  • @robsims8400
    @robsims8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The craziest thing to me he kept it pg13 his whole career this guy was and still is legendary his podcast you're welcome is also the best

  • @154rishabh
    @154rishabh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    This man is made for WWF. He can talk smack. To be honest he would have become a legend in WWE during attitude era.

    • @LevatekGaming
      @LevatekGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s funnier that it’s not scripted tho

    • @Seebsy87
      @Seebsy87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If the WWF signed him the rest of the male roster would retire, the women however would extend their contracts indefinitely

  • @dukelukas5965
    @dukelukas5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    One of the few guys who truly GETS it -- sells every fight like he's in WWE

  • @mrfalconpuch123
    @mrfalconpuch123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When he touched that woman's hair and got everyone to forget about the woman breaking his character, I just had to clap.

  • @najib9093
    @najib9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Now it's blatantly obvious to me how Colby Covington just tries to copy Chael Sonnen but can't emulate his wits, he just rambles on and on.

    • @danielcooke7089
      @danielcooke7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "Muscle, steel and sex appeal" springs to mind!

    • @CastroEulis145
      @CastroEulis145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sucks that the one fighter to publicly support Donald Trump is an annoying hack...when it comes to his words I mean.

    • @jakegraham3758
      @jakegraham3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Castro Eulis hell of a fighter tho, shout out to Colby

    • @BeHappy-to7yc
      @BeHappy-to7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Respect for Colby though for not showing his belly anytime swjs start schreeching

    • @marklower007
      @marklower007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are friends. Chael gives him tips and shit

  • @sleazysid253
    @sleazysid253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Chael "You might wanna take the base out of your tone" Sonnen.

  • @guillermoluna1408
    @guillermoluna1408 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Can I touch your hair"......🤣🤣🤣 this guy is f*cking hilarious!!!

  • @ErnestoCode
    @ErnestoCode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    “217 of muscle, steel, and sex appeal.” Going in for the steal. This is pure gold.

  • @broskiproductions49
    @broskiproductions49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "You're an alleged reporter."

  • @robert2624
    @robert2624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Chael the original troll of UFC.

  • @chuckyroberts
    @chuckyroberts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This man is absolutely hilarious! The best ever I could listen to him all day !!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @mannerup56
    @mannerup56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “I can’t let you get close” is my favorite thing from him

  • @GratefulPrimate
    @GratefulPrimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    LOL Chael is hands down the best promo guy in UFC history so far.
    It's like he was mentored by Ric Flair and Dwayne Johnson.

    • @hankdatank09
      @hankdatank09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did. Please don’t ever forget that.

    • @capeesh5068
      @capeesh5068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hankdatank09 he did what lol

    • @mr.awesome507
      @mr.awesome507 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck are you guys on about.

    • @imneveruploadinghere7180
      @imneveruploadinghere7180 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure about mentored, but he absolutely has pro wrestling promo influence. Literally used a catchphrase of Rocky on this video.

    • @rc2300s2r
      @rc2300s2r ปีที่แล้ว

      A little Andy Kaufman is in there too.

  • @skipeveryday7282
    @skipeveryday7282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Him telling the littering story with a straight face deserves an Oscar.

  • @c-bone578
    @c-bone578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this guy is hilarious and a freakin genius. he's a champion and still undefeated for me

  • @jamesthe-doctor8981
    @jamesthe-doctor8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "...and he throws the wrapper on the ground. He publicly litters...he just publicly litters...and I saw that. I had to see these things at a young age."
    😂😂😂

    • @ITsupportian
      @ITsupportian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and he didn't broke out and laugh

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oscar nomination please. Leo Dicaprio ain't got shit on Chael.

    • @vladvalo
      @vladvalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Oregon that’s a hatecrime

  • @glockism1714
    @glockism1714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    chael "i am the reason why waldo is hiding" sonnen

  • @TheMrdannyharrington
    @TheMrdannyharrington 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "One more thing you've been accused of."
    "What was it? Being a charming, good-looking badass? GUILTY AS CHARGED."