@@sk8manflippnative said in his video “being the good producer that I am, knowing the show must go on, I keep producing the first episode with shit in my pants” lmfao
@@UncleTerry13 I know right? It's so obvious that Tom has been trying to find a way to kill Bert without getting caught. He even got Rogan and Ari in on when he came up with sober October. Here's some "inside baseball" for ya, Sober October was all Toms idea but initially it was his plan to murder Bert. Joe and Ari weren't in Toms idea at first, but after thinking it through Tom realized that if he could somehow get others involved that it would be easier to get away with it. That's the Sober October origin story.
eddie harman I highly doubt you guys theories... I get Bert is like the dumb little brother and they like to pick on him but they also know what sells and how to benefit from it.
Tom paying a random girl to bring in drinks specifically for when Bert says “fuck it lets drink” is the most masterful thing ever. Tom Segura doesn’t spend money, he INVESTS it.
Tom actually hates Brent, but he's such a good psychopath that he can mostly hide it. This podcast exists so that Tom can get him drunk enough on camera to ruin his career and his marriage lol
It's true, he just wants to expose the biggest racist on the west coast at excruciating length. What a horrible fucking racist. And he's fucking fat too.
This podcast is just tom trying to fulfill his murder fantasy’s... he just going to kill bert 1 donut and drink at a time and Hannah is his goddamned accomplice because she’s ride or die unlike Cristina Psyskysgjf
I think it has the potential to be bigger than YMH if they keep at it and evolve the show. Have great guests on, etc. A third person as a guest would be a great dynamic between the two of them.
Good Morning Hannah, It's me Joe. Just wanted to say hi and wish you a great day and say seeing you today and getting to look at you was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. You are so beautiful, you don't know how beautiful you are to me. You're gorgeous you're precious. Lets go full trottle.
We were made to use substances to alter our consciousness. That's why nature grows thousands of different highs right out of the ground. Only the goverment pours millions into propaganda making you think it's wrong. Well it is only wrong to do drugs unless it there drugs. America is the world largest monopolized drug cartel. Think about it. If you do any drug other than there's they make you pay money and lock you up. There drug dealers are doctors, there enforcers are police. We pay for all of it. Even the jails. They lock you up forever if you are big enough competition. We have created our own demise paying the goverment to do this and gain They know everyone was made to get high. They made us pay for their monopoly drug machine.
IF? A new pandemic WILL happen. The chances it happens in our lifetimes AGAIN, it really really fuckin likely man. Basically a certainty. Look how the world handled/is handling this one. Imagine when the REAL ones hits,. One that's not just contagious beyond belief and with REALLLYYY unusually specific illness symptoms and the specific type of people it hit hardest. We totally FAILEDDDD this "test run". When the next 'corona' or whatever it turns out to be, it's not just going to be a realllyyy shitty week of people not just in agony just pushing through it, but eventually it's gonna be the month python and the holy grail "Bring out yer deadd!" 10-15 years.
Tom legit just woke Bert up for a 9:30am podcast, pressured him to drink, then fed him donuts, and then tried to casually get him to volunteer for Rehab.... LMFAO! Tom is psychopathic puppetmaster
I suggest you can find a prettier girl off the street if you offer the same guidelines. Better chances they will say yes in person. All woman live off men with those criteria so make it work for you the best way possible. Goodluck.
I still think these guys need to do Dance Dance Revolution for Sober October. Highest score on highest difficulty wins. Spend the month practicing. Exercise, dancing, and a definitive winner from the score. Boom!
*EASY FIX FOR SOBER OCTOBER: Running contest between Tom, Bert, Ari to not get last place; if Joe doesn't finish in first place then he has to join loser in whatever they decide for punishment. Don't make running totals public, that way nobody knows who's actually in last place as it is happening, which will be full of mind games. Joe would also go crazy not knowing how much he's actually supposed to be running. The question then becomes what the punishment is.
Luke Heggeness Im I the only one that absolutely loves podcasts but tunes out in October? Sober October might be the gayest thing to podcast. Spoiler alert: 1st place : Joe Rogan Last place: Bert. Not much else to talk about let alone stretch it for a whole month.
@@phreakyboy Only cuz Joe refuses to do anything other than physical stuff that he is already amazing at. I love the dance idea, it is healthy and fun not just who can bench the most weight over a month.
Sucks I really want to listen to your moms house but this drives me nuts and I’m excited for this new series but I can’t get past the annoying ass laugh.
As soon as I got the alert I dropped everything for this!!!!! Btw, who is that Hannah chick???? Also. I secretly think Tom is trying to kill Burt. Shoving donuts down his throat, and making him drink pure vodka
If it was a great laugh, I wouldn't mind, but it's usually that same hacky bark of a loud fake laugh that annoys and distracts. I don't mind the quieter laughtrack when nothing funny is said, Im able to tune that out. At least soundproof the loudest douchbag in the booth with a roll of duct tape around his face.
im always waiting for the week's YMH podcarts and exclusives with giddy anticipation. they really do love us i think. THANKS FOR THE ADDITIONAL CONTENT MOMMIES!!!!
@@ConCon4444 I agree but I also think it might just be a little more "free form" in comparison to their other channels. Since they're both comedians, it's only natural that someone is always laughing, especially when it's unrehearsed.
They laughed exactly at the points where something funny happened on the show. Their laughter was being picked up by the same mics tom and Bert are using. Do you think Tom would allow off camera staff to be laughing at other shit while he's recording? Ya know... the people he fuckin pays???
recently got into YMH, this is a great addition my "at work" playlist. keep up all the great conversations, internet/video curation, and banter with the off camera team!
quite a few people have commented different timestamps and I think I listened to them all, but yours is the best fit. extra hard laugh with a very abrupt end 🤣
@@joshnevy8967 He said he was hanging out with Dave Attell and Colin Quinn. I'm assuming they were just at a club together but if those two are on Something's Burning, I'll cum in my pants.
Tom is really being a good friend exposing how easily Bert is influenced.... all Tom has to do is offer and he eats like trash and drinks in the morning....... NO YES MEN!!!! Props Tom
Im so happy this was randomly suggested on my list of recommendations. I love watching older episodes and after watching more then half the episode i come to realize that this is actually the first episode for this podcast. So for this to pop up and it be the first episode is beyond awesome to me. I love seeing all the old episodes and to see what was goin on in both there lives as well what was going on around the world.
*tom on morning radio* Interviewer: so Tom, I hear you have some dates for some shows. You wanna tell us about them? Tom: I'm just here so I wont get fined... Lmao
So I've known about Bert and Tom as 2B1C for a long time but just recently made the decision to fully immerse myself in their hilarious insanity. I actually watched episode 199 first and was going to work my way backwards. But I decided I have to do this podcast justice by watching it in order starting at 1. All I can say is, I'm ecstatic to know that the crew member who was laughing hysterically in the background in 199 was also laughing hysterically in the background in 1. This cackling crew member is probably my favorite thing about this show. But it wouldn't happen without Bert and Tom. Love it!!
The abrupt stop in laughter is 36:55, this has got to be the moment when Nadav's guts explode.
Thank you kindly
Oh my GOD
I thought so too but he laughs hard later. Yu think he changed and came back and risked it? Or you think he just sat in it. Jesus I wanna know
thank you for saving me time haha
@@sk8manflippnative said in his video “being the good producer that I am, knowing the show must go on, I keep producing the first episode with shit in my pants” lmfao
Tom: Bert you want a drink???
Bert: no I drove.
Tom: com’on it’s early
Bert: Ok
He wants to kill someone and helping bert kill himself is the closest he can get. What a sick fuck.
@@UncleTerry13 I know right? It's so obvious that Tom has been trying to find a way to kill Bert without getting caught. He even got Rogan and Ari in on when he came up with sober October. Here's some "inside baseball" for ya, Sober October was all Toms idea but initially it was his plan to murder Bert. Joe and Ari weren't in Toms idea at first, but after thinking it through Tom realized that if he could somehow get others involved that it would be easier to get away with it. That's the Sober October origin story.
eddie harman I highly doubt you guys theories... I get Bert is like the dumb little brother and they like to pick on him but they also know what sells and how to benefit from it.
@@TstanDa-Man I was being facetious.
@@TstanDa-Man God damn man, you got wooshed so hard the joke left orbit.
Hearing the crew laugh in the background is one of my favorite parts.
Agreed. I think it's a biological thing. It's probably why laugh tracks were invented but we've become to accustomed to them.
Only when its real.....you can totally tell when its forced
Is that not a laugh track? The cadence and volume never change.
@@geraldbristol9730 I think its Blueban.
@@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs it's so much better than any of those canned laugh tracks though
Tom paying a random girl to bring in drinks specifically for when Bert says “fuck it lets drink” is the most masterful thing ever. Tom Segura doesn’t spend money, he INVESTS it.
No
This comment aged like christina
Damn those guys from the king and Sting really let themselves go.
I laughed out loud for real
@@corbinchristensen1555 OMG me too
Legit
Dis needs to be at da top of the comment section
Haha
This is the podcast i didn't know i needed, but can't live without now
This podcast is just Tom making sure he beats Bert in sober October
Tom's a sly dog
Absolutely
sarah5sophia
Titosolutely.
I didnt think about that lol
hahahahahhaahah
Man these guys have such a great flow, they can switch between jokes, games, drinking and trolling effortlessly, it's impressive
Your Mom's House is becoming the best podcast network around.
are they the only "network" of podcasts or are there more? I would agree, nonetheless
Oscar Dominguez ATC i think
Andrew Schulz's channel is on a network level. Brilliant Idiots and Flagrant 2 pods plus Inside Jokes and Dropping In. Solid content.
For sure. Blew ATC out of the water
You're the best around...nothings ever gonna keep yo down
This is genius. Tom hires Hannah because he knew he could get her to entice Burnt Chrysler to indulge in his most shameful vices
Those doughnuts and drinks could be served by a syphilitic retard with club feet and Bert would still indulge.
MeraK bruh😂😂😂
MeraK you not lyin’
Tom actually hates Brent, but he's such a good psychopath that he can mostly hide it. This podcast exists so that Tom can get him drunk enough on camera to ruin his career and his marriage lol
Tom just trying to get Bert to sin - poking that devil
Bert: "Mine's got *a lot* of alcohol in it."
Tom: "But be honest, do you feel better?"
Bert: "I do."
"I am DEFINITELY Hitler!"
- Bert Kreischer 2019
Burnt Crystals is a racist: confirmed
He can say it. He’s Jewish lol
@@OregonChronic Anyone can say what they want lol. Especially if its a joke.
tom gifting bert hitler’s tea cup brought me back to this moment. FUCK LMAO
This ages beautifully in 2022 #Hitlercup
Bert: I’m constantly scared of dying
Tom: Are you good on your drink?
Jose Virella Velazquez Hall of Fame spot
I think this exists purely so Tom can enable Burt
Jake Medeiros so he can make sure burnt stays in last place during sober October
I was just thinking the same thing. 100% an enabler and a guy who just says YES!!!
100% 😂
Bert is Tom’s Karl Pilkington, but thinks he’s the Ricky Gervais of the relationship.
It's true, he just wants to expose the biggest racist on the west coast at excruciating length. What a horrible fucking racist. And he's fucking fat too.
Tom is setting up Bert to fail at sober October. Getting him drunk and feeding him.
Holy ship, Tom would 100% set all this up as a fucking bit 🤣
That was my exact thought when I saw the donuts come out
Was thinking the same thing lol..slow process!
"I just have a Supreme hat on" and "Which one is 'the right'?" Both had me rolling.
🤣🤣🤣
I like how Tom and Bart make a podcast together but Hannah becomes the star in one ep.
I know! It's such a Bart thing to do!
Donut and booze angel
Because everyone wants to dump fat loads into her
Yeah, I just wish it had a 10 minute intro song
This is a logical tactical move by Tom. He’s gonna get Burnt Chrysler fatter, so he defeats him in sober October.
Bird Crusher don't stand a chance if he can't fit in'em Micky Mantle jeans
Barn clasher
This podcast is just tom trying to fulfill his murder fantasy’s... he just going to kill bert 1 donut and drink at a time and Hannah is his goddamned accomplice because she’s ride or die unlike Cristina Psyskysgjf
I'm going to fulfill my murder fantasIES on you if you don't get that apostrophe and letter Y the fuck out of here.
@@sprthhfk hahahaha
Does the fantasy own Tom or something?
Hahaha pzyzsatyy
That's a lot of fuckin up votes hahahahahha
Nadav: "Its easy to spot, because I stop laughing abruptly"
The whole community: *_10 different timestamps_*
2 bears one cave,
Bert's favorite comedy movie is 12 Years A Slave
i cant icant type lmfao
lmao
During Django he was rooting for Leonardo DiCaprio
@@HerbertHopkins799 Funny you should say rooting, because another of Bert's faves is "Roots" he loves it.
Sean and Django unchained 🤣 I secretly love this channel.
Also I love how obvious Tom was with the drinks and food, pretty woman and Bert couldn't resist. Perfection.
Pat Armitage separates the men from the boys
I'll never forget when Sean read the text from Burnt on Hot Ones where Brunt was describing why he loved Tom. These guys are the epitome of true love.
This is easily the best new podcast to come out of the new YMH studio.
Yes
Wait until you see the Roach Motel
PLEASE... More than Twice a Month!!! Make it a Weekly show if possible :D
Burt won't live through if it's twice
I think it has the potential to be bigger than YMH if they keep at it and evolve the show. Have great guests on, etc. A third person as a guest would be a great dynamic between the two of them.
K C big facts
2 is a good amount, and given their separate tour schedules I was genuinely surprised they were thinking of releasing one that often.
Cool to finally see Tom’s future Dalmatian wife, Hannah.
doesn't have the mushy purple sloppers tom needs in a relationship
Billy Conforto if she eats the scrum he wouldn’t care
What's her @?
Good point. Chrisnitches gonna lose her man once Tom tries it out with Robert Paul Champagne
Billy Conforto RIP
Good Morning Hannah, It's me Joe. Just wanted to say hi and wish you a great day and say seeing you today and getting to look at you was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. You are so beautiful, you don't know how beautiful you are to me. You're gorgeous you're precious. Lets go full trottle.
Daring956 yeah, that’s not creepy
@@linseydraper55 woosh
It's a your mom's house clip reference guys. No me too here.
Everything you read I typed myself from the punctuation to the ceiling fans, what can i say I’m a handy guy. (Creepy obnoxious Kiss noise)
BIG yikes
It’s gotta be 36:53, he sounds like he caught a bullet in the shoulder mid-laugh.
This is the greatest thing ever. I just came in 4 strokes
10 benadryl.
Try it out.
Despite your neuropathy.
I love how easy it was to convince Bert to drink first thing in the mornin he put up NO fight lol
I did notice a "fake" double stiff upper lip around 25 mins in.
We were made to use substances to alter our consciousness. That's why nature grows thousands of different highs right out of the ground. Only the goverment pours millions into propaganda making you think it's wrong. Well it is only wrong to do drugs unless it there drugs. America is the world largest monopolized drug cartel. Think about it. If you do any drug other than there's they make you pay money and lock you up. There drug dealers are doctors, there enforcers are police. We pay for all of it. Even the jails. They lock you up forever if you are big enough competition. We have created our own demise paying the goverment to do this and gain
They know everyone was made to get high. They made us pay for their monopoly drug machine.
Only thing easier to convince him to do was eat lol
@@menwithven8114 hahahaha yeah dude he's crazy but so funny...that's true though he was pretty excited over some donuts lol
@@kirkeverhart1 hahaha
Bert: I hate people who take food to go
*5min pass
Also Bert: I'm taking these donuts to go...
His fatness is showing
When the cameras turn off, he's downing those mother fuckers
you forgot Bert: "I'm definitely hitler"
To be fair he was talking about dinner not a plate full of donuts. But to be honest he ate the whole plate after the show
Bert starting talking about “if some new disease come out” didn’t age well in the next couple months
And right before that he was making plans for the beginning of 2020 😂
@@kristin2652 isn't it crazy to go back and hear stuff like that in the older pods. Man life changed indeed
IF? A new pandemic WILL happen. The chances it happens in our lifetimes AGAIN, it really really fuckin likely man. Basically a certainty. Look how the world handled/is handling this one. Imagine when the REAL ones hits,. One that's not just contagious beyond belief and with REALLLYYY unusually specific illness symptoms and the specific type of people it hit hardest. We totally FAILEDDDD this "test run". When the next 'corona' or whatever it turns out to be, it's not just going to be a realllyyy shitty week of people not just in agony just pushing through it, but eventually it's gonna be the month python and the holy grail
"Bring out yer deadd!" 10-15 years.
Dude this comment went crazy, made one guy have an enlightenment, nice TH-cam, nice
I was looking for this comment 💀😂
Hands down. One. of. the. BEST! things I have EVER seen in my life! Great start to a series!! Background laughter makes it even better!
Jiggly Bumflesh I fucking love Blueban. He needs to be a guest.
Please make these 4 hours long thanks
Innocent YMH podcast spinoff or genius sober october ploy, you decide.
Oh fuck 4d chess
@The Guy Funniest version!
The Guy throw in some videos and you are spot on.
250 IQ plays.
"My problem isnt ONE thing. My problem is EVERYTHING."
"Yeah they have rehab for that too."
Underrated moment.
Tom legit just woke Bert up for a 9:30am podcast, pressured him to drink, then fed him donuts, and then tried to casually get him to volunteer for Rehab.... LMFAO! Tom is psychopathic puppetmaster
9:00 “I look the same?”
Tom had that “What are you talking about!?” response cocked and locked lmao
By episode 100 of this podcast Tom's gonna have Bert pushing 400lbs
Going to....? I'd say he's already passed that benchmark
Tom and Bert: "We should definitely tour in 2020!"
2020: yeah....about that........
They still toured a shot load
Shit*
Bert seconds later: "I'm a honey pot, if there's a new disease out there I'm getting it."
Tom and Bert are kinda like the movie Rain Man if they were both special needs, not good at math, and one was super racist
.......And ones a part time ax murderer
bert is super racist so it checks out
This one's going places
So spot on that i soured and sauced my jeans. Cause they both probably do love rain
I feel like Tom just made a podcast to destroy Bert slowly without him knowing he is being destroyed.
I think that's their entire relationship
This is Tom trying out his serial killer fantasy.
Bert knew it from the start, he just doesn't give a shit.
I am pretty sure Tom has Hannah making his drinks virgin and making Berts extra heavy.
@@Swearengen1980 i hope so..
I love these 2 together.
This episode feels like they went out last night and are still drunk from the night before
With the raspy voices and the coughing I thought for sure they had just finished smoking before sitting down.
@Theo Gate I dunno man, I thought Tom was slurring a little bit during the opening 10 minutes haha
Starting the whole series from scratch to see how it’s gone off the rails since the beginning.
I don't think it was ever on the rails lol
I'm rewatching them too lol
Me too I was pretty drunk watching the first 30 or so... rewatching feels brand néw
Im doing the same now also, after going through all the bad friends. 2 of my favorite podcasts. Bert and Tom were meant for each other
Amazingly, production quality dropped and they get progressively more fucked up - tremendous!
“What if i choke and die”
-“oh my god that would be such a good podcast” 😂
Hey Hannah, if you wanna move in, you can move in. You get free food, free rent and everything else girl. You get a lease and a key. Home here now.
Try it out
I suggest you can find a prettier girl off the street if you offer the same guidelines. Better chances they will say yes in person. All woman live off men with those criteria so make it work for you the best way possible. Goodluck.
Piss on me, beat me.
@@bangarang1333 WOOOOOSSHHHH
@@bangarang1333
I remember my first YMH podcast.
Why does this look like a morning news show from alaska! lol Love it.
I'm from Alaska no it doesn't lmao
@@travisromane8065 I don't live in Alaska and yes it does
@@travisromane8065 You're right, this looks like bigger budget than any Alaska show
@@travisromane8065 they should be nicer to you, TH-cam comments is the only passtime in Anchorage!
Anyone else Listening to this podcast after watching more recent ones and picking out all of the lines from their intro song?
Dude no way
My favorite one is Tom saying "speaking of hot and lookin' good"
Watching this in 2020 and Bert says if there’s a new disease he’s definitely getting it💀💀💀
Pat Hurd 😂😂😂
100%
I think the laughing in the background is more than 50% of the fun. I LOVE IT.
Normally I hate laugh tracks or even the live audience ones but you can tell these are just the producers/sound tech or w/e loving this new podcast
Love it so much!
I still think these guys need to do Dance Dance Revolution for Sober October. Highest score on highest difficulty wins. Spend the month practicing. Exercise, dancing, and a definitive winner from the score. Boom!
That's actually a good idea... lol
Darrin Le Roy only to certain songs, so they have to learn at least 6 dances
Maybe after 2 weeks I might get bored. But I think they should try it anyway. That's a good idea.
I fucking love this idea
Yea, but didn't joe bully them into doing what HE wants?
*EASY FIX FOR SOBER OCTOBER:
Running contest between Tom, Bert, Ari to not get last place; if Joe doesn't finish in first place then he has to join loser in whatever they decide for punishment. Don't make running totals public, that way nobody knows who's actually in last place as it is happening, which will be full of mind games. Joe would also go crazy not knowing how much he's actually supposed to be running. The question then becomes what the punishment is.
Luke Heggeness
Im I the only one that absolutely loves podcasts but tunes out in October? Sober October might be the gayest thing to podcast.
Spoiler alert: 1st place : Joe Rogan
Last place: Bert.
Not much else to talk about let alone stretch it for a whole month.
Luke Heggeness I'm with it. loser has to put out a podcast every day for the month of november.
Even easier.... stop it
@@phreakyboy Only cuz Joe refuses to do anything other than physical stuff that he is already amazing at. I love the dance idea, it is healthy and fun not just who can bench the most weight over a month.
This needs to get updated like fuck
How easily Tom talks Bert into having a drink lmao
Best Monday surprise I’ve ever seen. So happy this became a reality
Tom: *breathes*
YMH Marks in the background: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bluebans laugh is second only to Sickle Cells'!
I thought that was rogan dying in the background lol
Are those laughs fake? They laugh at literally everything lol
@@schmo2109 beyond fake laughs. Its so fucking annoying
Sucks I really want to listen to your moms house but this drives me nuts and I’m excited for this new series but I can’t get past the annoying ass laugh.
This is great. I like you guys together more than your own individual podcasts. Please keep this one going
Do not lose that guy laughing in the back there. I dont care wtf his job is keep him. That laugh back there is gold.
Agreed♥️😂🤣
That would be beautiful Nadav 😂
This ages beautifully
I’ve got some terrible news…
real bad news lol@@Wildoddity
I love this duo.... it's like watching two best friends catch up!!! I love it.
i really hope this sticks. if so i just found my new favorite podcast
As soon as I got the alert I dropped everything for this!!!!!
Btw, who is that Hannah chick????
Also. I secretly think Tom is trying to kill Burt.
Shoving donuts down his throat, and making him drink pure vodka
front desk girl
Only back after Nadav’s confession lol thanks Nadav!😂
1. Bert looks like he slept in a wasps nest
2. I have been waiting for you and Bert to a show this is the one of the best days of my life hahaha
Fuuuuck. 5 minutes in and I already love this show. Thank you guys
Damn this is a masterpiece of a podcast! Definitely have to make this show a regular
"2 Bears, 1 Cave. Now filmed in front of live hyenas!"
Best comment
It actually makes me laugh harder
I'm just saying Tom shows Bert more love then Christina.... #Tomstruelove
85Hellkite Tom found his ride or die
Christina is eastern European and they have no souls and dont feel love. Only the ability to ride their husband's coattails and spend his money.
Damn the king and the sting and now this? Now we just need a podcast with Chris Delia and Bryan Callen. Awesome podcast!
And Will Sasso
maxxl0l no
Why not with will sasso
@@maxxl0l 10 minute podcast?
Yes to sasso!
This is a slow burn style murder that Tom's doing on Bert. Booze and food
Did Bart try to make Tom's coffee or something?
Scizzor HonZ and a hot chick on there. Leanne is going to murder Burt if the booze and food doesn’t first.
R.I.P Bart Chrysler pending
Hannah: 3:01 and 10:10 and 26:13
She got an IG?
and 1:01:28
Thanks for the time stamps dude. She looks great
who is she??????
Hannah is a total smokeshow
Best podcast of all time and we are only 1 episode in. Shoutout to Hannah for being the star of the show.
RN4L2019 shout to everyone all over the world doing their thing.
The laughter in the background is so endearing. Love this format!
51:00 is the best background laugh.
Really? I find it so annoying and distracting.
I fn love it!
@@cdandrade92 it sure is and is helping ruin YMH with Christina's help of course
If it was a great laugh, I wouldn't mind, but it's usually that same hacky bark of a loud fake laugh that annoys and distracts. I don't mind the quieter laughtrack when nothing funny is said, Im able to tune that out. At least soundproof the loudest douchbag in the booth with a roll of duct tape around his face.
I BEEN WAITING ON TWO BEARS ONE CAVE SINCE AT LEAST 2013. THANKS MOTHER
Bert sounds like he has been yelling slurs at minorities for the past 3 days before recording this show
Bert cannot remember his 30's because he extended his 20's an extra 10yrs..
Lol brutal
He's still in his 20s making that money.
Much like how he extended college from 4 years to 7 years
@@xxbayhuntleyxx a lot of people go to college for 7 years.
The lying fat is like 40
What did we do to deserve being blessed with this wonderful gift?
It's a blessing in the skys
We voted for the right candidate.
im always waiting for the week's YMH podcarts and exclusives with giddy anticipation. they really do love us i think. THANKS FOR THE ADDITIONAL CONTENT MOMMIES!!!!
Look how unbroken that arm is
Ik...Itd be a shame if it somehow became horrifically broken in some sort of competition
@@garrettgriffin3877 Tim juan and lost
Bert really is the best after shows. He gave me a cheeseburger from his pocket and I've never felt so blessed.
Anything is possible when you lie
@@jewferigno6920 sorry you don't live places where he tours.
@Angel that's a weird and irrelevant response for being a liar but ok you do you sis
@@jewferigno6920 I guess you'll just have to die mad about it, never having tasted delicious pocket burgers from the Machine 🤷♀️
@Angel actually ive got to drink with him. Too bad you did neither. Guess you'll be the one to die mad
Apparently this was filmed before a live studio audience.
yep, 40 days ago
ADR yeah usually I like hearing laughter every now and then on podcasts but this was too much . Seemed forced
@@ConCon4444 I agree but I also think it might just be a little more "free form" in comparison to their other channels. Since they're both comedians, it's only natural that someone is always laughing, especially when it's unrehearsed.
@@ConCon4444 you genuinely thought it felt forced????? I actually thought it felt relaxed
They laughed exactly at the points where something funny happened on the show. Their laughter was being picked up by the same mics tom and Bert are using.
Do you think Tom would allow off camera staff to be laughing at other shit while he's recording? Ya know... the people he fuckin pays???
recently got into YMH, this is a great addition my "at work" playlist.
keep up all the great conversations, internet/video curation, and banter with the off camera team!
36:53
Hahahahaha I think you can hear a rustling as well.
quite a few people have commented different timestamps and I think I listened to them all,
but yours is the best fit. extra hard laugh with a very abrupt end
🤣
Anybody got Hannah’s @ on IG?
Tryna buy those panties playa???
@iamhannahblake
33:28 There's gonna be a Something's Burning with Big Jay and Dan Soder? Awesome
I think i heard Dave Atell too?
@@joshnevy8967 He said he was hanging out with Dave Attell and Colin Quinn. I'm assuming they were just at a club together but if those two are on Something's Burning, I'll cum in my pants.
@@creightontolliver3547 no dave posted a photo while ago of them on set. Colin quinn and him are next ones.
Jay can handle the hot pans with the palms of his hands.
Tom is really being a good friend exposing how easily Bert is influenced.... all Tom has to do is offer and he eats like trash and drinks in the morning....... NO YES MEN!!!! Props Tom
Medovukha lmao honestly is such a weird dynamic
WRRONG
Im so happy this was randomly suggested on my list of recommendations. I love watching older episodes and after watching more then half the episode i come to realize that this is actually the first episode for this podcast. So for this to pop up and it be the first episode is beyond awesome to me. I love seeing all the old episodes and to see what was goin on in both there lives as well what was going on around the world.
Hannah is a smoke show.
Yo, Hannah, Im home here now......in Australia.
Hannah go try it out
I hope she pisses on you and beats you
Just 4 strokes you wont believe how good it feels
Anyone know her IG? 🍒
@@justingraham4761 You'd bust in 2. Cream your jeans.
*tom on morning radio*
Interviewer: so Tom, I hear you have some dates for some shows. You wanna tell us about them?
Tom: I'm just here so I wont get fined...
Lmao
"You need to get milked"-Christina P. I have a new found respect
Here 4 years later, trying to find the moment when Nadav shits himself mid laugh.
Bert is Pavlov's Dog...
25:03 - "I'm staring at your drink!"
*Bert takes a sip*
Griff murph hopefully Tom can condition him enough to where he looks at an empty glass and he tries to take a sip
@@nickchezum1088 That would honestly be amazing. And with the success of Theogate, I would not be surprised if he could pull it off.
He could do that easy. Bert would look at his empty drink and say, "but it's empty," then tip it into his mouth.
Im so glad this podcast will be a regular thing. They are the best
Holy smokes this will do very nicely
So I've known about Bert and Tom as 2B1C for a long time but just recently made the decision to fully immerse myself in their hilarious insanity. I actually watched episode 199 first and was going to work my way backwards. But I decided I have to do this podcast justice by watching it in order starting at 1. All I can say is, I'm ecstatic to know that the crew member who was laughing hysterically in the background in 199 was also laughing hysterically in the background in 1. This cackling crew member is probably my favorite thing about this show. But it wouldn't happen without Bert and Tom. Love it!!
Water Champ, People's Champ, Weightloss Champ, Master of Accents ... vs. The fattest, most racist, Mickey Mantle swearing comedian.
Let's go.
Dont forget personality champ
Don't forget Tour Bus Champ
Next new podcast Tina and Lee-Ann grilling the intern until see cries.
Without a doubt these two are the funniest, GOAT, pound for pound...
largest comedians to occupy one room without it collapsing.
Ralphie May and Fluffy....
@@noirling1 it is called a joke. There may or may not be more to it than you realize.
Noirling Fluffy???? Not even close...
@@carsonottocullen1542 right?
Bert looks like he's in the middle of a massive heart attack during this entire episode.
“You keep looking at the donuts when I’m talking”
“I’m looking at your drink”
*takes drink*
This was scary i read this comment as this moment happened
This podcast should be called Something's Hurting. Bert looks terrible in the morning.
Two a month for an hour is perfect, keep Hannah on staff.
Bert whispers “Wayne Federman” and he’s probably talking about I Am Comic.
Around ~41:00 minutes.
I dove headfirst into the comments for this answer. Thank you for your service.