Out on the wily, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green You had a temper like my jealousy Only speculating on what could be happening in a situation like this.
Girl, when I saw that you could pre-order the good doctor’s book on Amazon, I have never clicked on anything so hard in my life! I am counting the days to May 18!
This guy sounds like a real piece of work. As the mother of a son in the navy, his claims, if they're false is really just so awful. There are young men and women who have sacrificed so much over the years,and to claim one is something they're not is despicable Will our plant friend ever return, lol. Thank you so much for the video 😊🌺🌳
It’s unfortunate that many soldiers like your son have been convinced that they’re fighting for our freedom, when they’re really fighting for corporate interests, and dying for them unnecessarily
“Attack of the perfect beard” ...😂😂😂😂😂 Omg, this is the best thumbnail ever!🙌🏼😂 “Look at me.....”😂😂 Thanks for the analysis Dr. Grande, this was highly entertaining!❤️
I’m not trying to be mean, but the “look at me” segment had me rolling on the floor laughing, especially the “I have poor gun handling skills” comment.
I became fascinated by Dan after people discovered he was not who he claimed to be. Yes, the trust fund money was secured by ill gotten gains. His life is a fantasy photo shoot. The women he surrounded himself were paid and the stacks of money prominently placed in these photos were not his but the investors who unfortunately lost in his now defunct company. The only true skill set Dan has is providing fantasy via photos. As always, thank you Dr. Grande! 😊
Hi🖐. To every one out there....We dont know each other 👀, we will never meet 😢 but i wish you all the best in life❤💛💚💙💜 and happiness🌻🌴 and luck🍀🍀. I read this on another post. I thought it was a lovely message and wanted to share it. Thank you😁😁
A gilded and pedestalized childhood prevents the child from getting in touch with reality; it’s a form a control. It’s considered child abuse, and can cause personality pathology.
I think he inherited almost 100 million from his father. Which his father, allegedly gained from nefarious activities. Some say poker is a front to launder some of that dirty money. As of now mid 2024, he still has around 1.5 million left. The almost 100 mill is almost gone.
For as abominable as the Paddock mass murder was, I laughed out loud at the thought of Bilzerian asking an officer for a gun and the officer immediately complying, no questions asked.
@@jenniferocious480 It's a thing from the original House of Cards. Instead of agreeing with someone, and to display false modesty, one lets them make a point and remarks that it has been heard and that one could not possibly disagree. You might then reiterate that everyone here is pretty freaking awesome. We couldn't possibly comment.
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. That's what I thought. Never heard of this guy. Your podcast is always interesting. I love to learn about human behavior. 🙃bullet thingie😏 Enjoy your humor. Peace. Thank you.
@@jaydubya3698 haha nice... *my* uncle used to say "never lose your head over a little piece of tale"... well, that and "if she gets fat? buy her a dog **shrug** she's gotta walk the dog"
@@unclejoe6811 Best life? Haters? Fuck off. He is worse than Seagal,Trump or Biden. At least Seagal has done some aikido and cool films under the siege to be more precize,Trump was anti pc based and Biden is an old fart who can't remember what he last said.
So, he says that he’d had two heart attacks due to heavy drug use but was accepted into the Navy Seal training. 🧐 Riiiiiight. _Edit: I’m thankful that this analysis was the first I’ve heard of him, I haven’t missed anything._
He has to have real life naval experience to even be considered to the Seals. What a crock of s*it. Plus the Seal program is impossible for most mortals.
11:08 - "Look at me, I have poor gun handling skills." Honestly, your dry humour and delivery of jokes gets me every time. You never know when to expect it, I love it. Keeps us on our toes, eh?
There is no way all those women hang around him without being paid or they are just using him to try to progress in their modeling career or as an "Influencer".
A person can have a legitimate cause and be looked over, while a person like this man can gain the attention and accolades of millions through illusions. That says a lot about society.
The models are paid a daily stipend. Somebody calculated that with the amount of sex he was claiming he out-effed Gene Simmons or Magic Johnson in his hey day.
I never had the best taste in men. It was absolutely terrible when I was younger. I can see how young girls looking to be models would find him mysterious and alluring. I'm 47 now so all I think is ewww greasy when I see him.
Why would he be cancelled? He was brave for running towards the gunfire instead of running away, like the other people did. Dan willingly put himself in harms way to save lives.
The line between brave and stupid can be a thin one. I cant help wondering if it was more about the show of bravery than actually helping. To be fair, I dont know what I would have done in that situation if I had the training he has with guns. He may well have been drunk too. But cancel him? He's not for me but so far as I can tell he hasn't hurt anyone
“Look at me, I have poor gun handling skills...” I can’t even with you today Dr. Grande😂💀😂, this video was like a hilarious version of getting in the ring with a rapid fire boxer😂💀😂
Today's subject of Dr. Grande's analysis is yet another example of the dark side of the Internet and the way it has been the gift of a lifetime to B.S. artists who have nothing to say and want to say it very loudly. I count myself fortunate that many of the subjects of Dr. Grande's analysis are completely unknown to me, like this one.
Dr grande please make a video about narcissistic abuse in poor countries like india. And how to restore myself and apply no contact with narcissist mothers in indian 🇮🇳 society.
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We came, we saw, we speculated on what might happen in a situation like this.
@@babewithbrains19 YES PLEASE!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Out on the wily, windy moors
We'd roll and fall in green
You had a temper like my jealousy
Only speculating on what could be happening in a situation like this.
That would be a fantastic t-shirt!!!
Dr Grande the type of guy to speculate on what might be happening in a situation like this.
Nailed it! Dan’s whole life is a poker game in which he is bluffing
wait so you don't think that he "almost" completed Navy SEAL training with broken legs? hahaha.
He's awful at poker too.
he bluffed a lot of teenage boys lol.
yeah, a poker game he does not understand
He can play poker dont worry sheep
This guy is the exact description of the type of personalities I try to avoid! 💯
I try to avoid people who relate to donnie darko so ya know... glass houses and whatnot
“..a person who does not let reality get in the way of appearance” 😂✨
If I'm going to be influenced by anyone it's going to be right here by the good doctor and nobody else.
Girl, when I saw that you could pre-order the good doctor’s book on Amazon, I have never clicked on anything so hard in my life! I am counting the days to May 18!
Dr Grande should be the true bearded role model imo.
I am concerned about the missing plants! I hope they are all OK and enjoying life in a sunny room somewhere.
I'm just speculating here..maybe they're on vacation, or maybe they were boycotting this video because they don't like the guy.
😂
I think Dr Grande has a plant whisperer.
"Look at me, i have poor gun-handing skills"😂
This guy sounds like a real piece of work. As the mother of a son in the navy, his claims, if they're false is really just so awful. There are young men and women who have sacrificed so much over the years,and to claim one is something they're not is despicable Will our plant friend ever return, lol. Thank you so much for the video 😊🌺🌳
Despicable is pretty strong word.
ESPECIALLY considering war in and of itself is despicable.
It’s unfortunate that many soldiers like your son have been convinced that they’re fighting for our freedom, when they’re really fighting for corporate interests, and dying for them unnecessarily
He squandered his father's ill gotten gains. He couldn't tell the truth even if he tried.
Always questioned this guy but never sought out answers - love this analysis
This is pure gold. This video should be mandatory curriculum for junior high and high school student. Bravo!
lol. that is so true
Soon as I saw it was by Dr. Grande i clicked so fast!
Dan trained to become a SEAL but gave it up because he became worried about being hunted for meat, blubber and fur coats.
LOLOLOLL
😭
😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣 feck lol
@@kevinking7414 Good one.
Dan 'hexagon-jaw' bilzerian
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm just here, speculating on the amount of sarcasm there will be in this video today.
Great video Dr.Grande.
“Attack of the perfect beard” ...😂😂😂😂😂
Omg, this is the best thumbnail ever!🙌🏼😂
“Look at me.....”😂😂
Thanks for the analysis Dr. Grande, this was highly entertaining!❤️
I would love a video on "The Serpent" Charles Sobhraj
Oui!!!
Would love to see your analysis of Chris Cornell.
Apparently theres a theory that he didnt kill himself. You should look it up because i cant remember the full details but its quite interesting
All he needed was just a little Patience to get through that Black Hole, Son. (sun)
@@finlaymcdiarmid5832 I think the story is that he was using something to asphyxiate himself for sexual gratification and it went wrong.
@@nancyjones6780 not the story i heard
Legend.
11:08 "Look at me, I have poor gun-handling skills" "Look at me, I have no discernible skills..." LOL Dr. Grande is so funny
You should review Tommy Wiseau if you can find enough info. Now that's a mysterious guy.
I’m not trying to be mean, but the “look at me” segment had me rolling on the floor laughing, especially the “I have poor gun handling skills” comment.
"Can you tell me what end the bullet thingies come out of?"
Best part of the day getting another great video from Dr Grande.
I became fascinated by Dan after people discovered he was not who he claimed to be. Yes, the trust fund money was secured by ill gotten gains.
His life is a fantasy photo shoot. The women he surrounded himself were paid and the stacks of money prominently placed in these photos were not his but the investors who unfortunately lost in his now defunct company.
The only true skill set Dan has is providing fantasy via photos.
As always, thank you Dr. Grande! 😊
I enjoy your wry comments and presentations. By the way Rockland County NY is right next to NYC, not upstate.
8:02 Dr. almost couldn’t hold in the smile saying that one 😂😂
Your username and thumbnail = priceless
32mil followers??🤦🏻♂️ here you are an honest hard working man and we trying to get u to 1million subscriber's!!!
12:20 - 12:48 - about Bilzerian's firearms obsession, the dead pan comedy is priceless.
Happy to see you today Dr. G. Thank you for helping me learn.
Hi🖐. To every one out there....We dont know each other 👀, we will never meet 😢 but i wish you all the best in life❤💛💚💙💜 and happiness🌻🌴 and luck🍀🍀.
I read this on another post. I thought it was a lovely message and wanted to share it. Thank you😁😁
Ditto. 💗
Lovely 🌻🌺🌿🌸
Same to you. ❤💛🤎💜💙
David Blaine passed the tests for the Seals and hardly made mention of it.
Every generation is provided with the celebrities it deserves precisely because our celebrities represent who we are out want to be..
I've never even heard of Dan Bilzerian, but based off this video, he sounds like the epitome of toxic masculinity. Great vid x
“Get the (bleep) away from me right now. I don’t know who you are.”
“I don’t know who you are” was the knockout blow.
Thank the Goddess we have Dr Grande. Ily broseph!! Ily 🥰🥰🥰
Controversy pays on social media.
Brilliantly wicked and on point! Love me some Dr. Grande!
As an architect I would praise the nice backround wall
'It's not clear who the person is'?
From your brief on his life, Dan doesn't know who he is either.
That was great.
How about Layne Staley, Chris Cornell, & Chester Bennington?
I never heard of him.
7 minutes into the video and I think I already have a diagnosis. Histrionic and Narcissistic personality disorders.
"Look at me, I'm not responsible but don't seem to be subject to any consequences". Hey that's on my family crest.
Oh sh*t! Let's go let's go leeeeets goooo!
I know I'm not the only one feeling like this lol
But he did wear a very cool hat during his London Real interview...so there's that.
A gilded and pedestalized childhood prevents the child from getting in touch with reality; it’s a form a control. It’s considered child abuse, and can cause personality pathology.
Look at me...watching this video 18 hours late! 😩 Thanks for another good one! 💕💖💕👍🏼
Dr Todd Grande is the Eminem of Psychologist!!
I have never heard of him prior to this.
I think he inherited almost 100 million from his father. Which his father, allegedly gained from nefarious activities. Some say poker is a front to launder some of that dirty money.
As of now mid 2024, he still has around 1.5 million left. The almost 100 mill is almost gone.
For as abominable as the Paddock mass murder was, I laughed out loud at the thought of Bilzerian asking an officer for a gun and the officer immediately complying, no questions asked.
I'm happy to report that I've never heard of this guy before now. 😆
Can I just say that everyone here is pretty freaking awesome?
You might say that and we couldn't possibly comment.
I agree.
@@neilj8224 I mean, you can comment, just don’t argue with me 😂
@@jenniferocious480 It's a thing from the original House of Cards. Instead of agreeing with someone, and to display false modesty, one lets them make a point and remarks that it has been heard and that one could not possibly disagree.
You might then reiterate that everyone here is pretty freaking awesome. We couldn't possibly comment.
@@neilj8224 oh. I don’t watch that show... I was just trying to be fun and positive. Lesson learned, I’ll stop
Gamblers spend their time trying to bluff; this guys entire existence is putting on a poker face to his followers.
WAIT. His rent is $200,000 a month. WTF?!?! That is the biggest waste of money I have ever heard of.
Do an analysis of Tommy Wiseau!
Dr. Grande is the only celebrity I see here.
Thankyou Dr. Grande. 😄😚😄
I was compelled to listen to "Handlebars" by Flobots after viewing this video..
Coffeezilla and Tom Nash have done some pretty fun take downs of Bilzerian
Can you do Anna Ayala the finger chili lady
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
That's what I thought.
Never heard of this guy.
Your podcast is always interesting.
I love to learn about human behavior.
🙃bullet thingie😏
Enjoy your humor.
Peace.
Thank you.
How do you lose money selling products "related to" alcohol, tobacco, and cannabis?
"His personality is like the images he posts: two-dimensional. No depth". Wow, so true.
Best burns ever on this channel 😂
Beards really are makeup for mens. Particularly in his case.
As my grandmother used to say - Empty vessels make the most noise...
Like my uncle used to say, "If you can't blind them with brilliance, baflle them with bullshit."
@@jaydubya3698 love it
Stolen, her words will live on!
@@jaydubya3698 haha nice... *my* uncle used to say "never lose your head over a little piece of tale"... well, that and "if she gets fat? buy her a dog **shrug** she's gotta walk the dog"
So did mine. Blessed are those who grew up with grandmother wisdom.
Dr Grande can murder someone's self esteem and not even get ugly about it 😂
LOL. It's like being roasted but in a more intelligent, consider manner. And yet, still very funny.
Yes, he is most tactful about it.
Glad I am not the only one noticing that. 😁😂
He was actually being very Direct today...I think he hates bullshitters as much as the rest of us
Thats Why i like him
Thanks Doc for reminding us that a lifestyle is not a life 😘
Love this! 💚💙
So I wonder,, did he pay taxes on the millions he made playing poker?? Hmmmmm?
Yet Dan is still living his best life while the haters hate.
@@unclejoe6811 Best life? Haters? Fuck off. He is worse than Seagal,Trump or Biden. At least Seagal has done some aikido and cool films under the siege to be more precize,Trump was anti pc based and Biden is an old fart who can't remember what he last said.
So, he says that he’d had two heart attacks due to heavy drug use but was accepted into the Navy Seal training. 🧐 Riiiiiight.
_Edit: I’m thankful that this analysis was the first I’ve heard of him, I haven’t missed anything._
He has to have real life naval experience to even be considered to the Seals. What a crock of s*it. Plus the Seal program is impossible for most mortals.
And said his legs were broken which made the training difficult
Nah. He genuinely did go into BUDs training. It is certified. The reasons he was kicked out, however, is debatable.
@@crochunter35 Give him time.........
@@OscarDirlwood I did read somewhere it was an ND or negligent weapons handling? Could be garbage.
I like how he "almost" became a Navy SEAL.
Like, "Hey, can I be a Navy SEAL?"
"No."
"....Almost!"
I read that the guys he was in BUDS with could never find him and replace the lyrics to Pearl Jams "Better Man" with "Cant find Bilzerian". 🙈
He was on more than 1 BUDS course and not one of his fellow candidates have said anything good about him. Why?
@@cree983 I’m sure he would say they’re jealous when in reality he’s obnoxious
He washed out when he found out he couldn't brag on social media about how he is the best SEAL ever.
I almost became a Victoria Secret Super Model
When he says he had sex with eight different women in one day, I think it means he changed the wig and make up on his doll.
😂😂😂
this could actually be true; from the looks of him, he has lots of testosterone! 😧
I'm sure it's true. You can pay as many people as you can afford.
Eight women in one day? Sounds like Dan has a short fuse, if you know what I mean.
@@robertodell9193 - 😉😉😉 hahaha
“‘Get the (blank) away from me right now, I don’t know who you are.’ So...I guess that was a no.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
That how I’m going to say no from now on!
I need a time stamp for that lol. I may have missed it while reading comments.
6:30
lol wasnt expecting that
I watched 99% of this video, but am fully prepared to be given credit for watching 100% of this video.
Thank you for your time.
Great job watching the entire (😜) video!
@@watermelonwishes4193 Thank you :)
Granted
Wow, I have always been curious about this guy, thanks for the breakdown!
Dr. Grande nails it calling Dan “an Ok poker player” because nobody in the poker community thinks this guy is really a pro.
That guy from the Jeopardy championship -- Jeopardy James they called him -- was an ACTUAL professional gambler. Less flash more business.
Several top Poker players have hinted that he's a fraud. He's a joke to them
@@Chasstful
They like playing against him though because they take his money.
@@abeycee7427 sounds like even the Vegas shooter himself was more of a "professional gambler" than Dan
On a positive note, it's good to not know of this guy or have to endure his media presence in any way, whatsoever!
Yeah, i only seen his one episode of Ridiculousness and that's too much for a lifetime
He sounds insanely obnoxious.
@@Claire-xn1cw Insanely, mind-numbingly obnoxious, and boring!
@@petertreid well that’s entertainment!
I had no clue who he was
11:08 - "Look at me, I have poor gun handling skills." Honestly, your dry humour and delivery of jokes gets me every time. You never know when to expect it, I love it. Keeps us on our toes, eh?
😊🥴🙃😅😂🤣
I laughed so hard at that comment
'Attack of the Perfect Beard' lmao, *dead* 🤣
There is no way all those women hang around him without being paid or they are just using him to try to progress in their modeling career or as an "Influencer".
Bingo
Yea he is soooo gross
Or it’s made up entirely
He’s definitely paying them
@@Andrea-nom ,vp
A person can have a legitimate cause and be looked over, while a person like this man can gain the attention and accolades of millions through illusions. That says a lot about society.
Makes me think of the Kardashians.
It says a lot about his fans and followers. Shallow.
Yes it does. Well put
We truly do live in a society
Man, it does.
I started a new job today. This is a treat for my break.
Congratulations!
@bloody cupcake That’s terrific.
Congrats!
Congratulations and wishing you every success in your new job!
Be off the internet and engage with the world around you.
Best part of waking up is grande in the cup
Clever 🤣
I see what you did there.
(in the cup)
The thumbs downs are all from Dan's shell companies
I never even look at the thumbs down because I assume that anyone who doesn't like Grande is probably daft.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Never heard of him before now. I don’t think I missed much. 🤠🤣
Dr Grande your dry wit and intelligent analysis is much appreciated....always look forward to your posts...kind regards from New Zealand.
The Doc kills the dead pan!
Who else got absolutely SENT by the "Attack of the Perfect Beard" title.
It was a YASSS moment for me NGL!!!! But we move!
a good youtuber knows that you have to have obnoxious thumbnails to get views, it's totally true.
Dan Bs beard makes his face look enormous and imo repulsive as opposed to Dr Grandes trim cut beard.
I'd like to see an analysis of Dr Grande's sense of humor.
I bet he was a fan of The Far Side.
Me too.
Ooooo. That's a good one! I agree. And maybe Calvin and Hobbes because the humor is so varied
I loved the far side!
Could you analyze the life and death of Avicii? Also, your Videos are great, i am truly looking forward to them every day! 🤗👍🏻
Oh yes this is a good one
Wow I just read this now!! This is a great one. Please Dr grande
Yes, we need more analysis of these types of people
He broke janice Griffiths ankle when he pushed her off a roof and she missed the pool...
@@finlaymcdiarmid5832 play stupid games, win stupid prices.
I think we need less of these types, maybe even non... and I refer to the subject, not the analysis...
What we need is a lot LESS of these people nd others of their ilk.
@@you2uber220 i agree on non
Dan Bilzerian is like the dude version of the Kardashians. Famous and wealthy, but nobody really knows why or how they got that way.
To the extent that he truly is (or was) wealthy, the multi-million dollar trust fund is probably the best place to start looking.
Agreed!!
“Look at me I don’t have any discernible skill” 😂
Dan the Sham
That Dan guy is so creepy and gross. Ugh, how could women stoop so low to get with him? Sickening. Love your analysis @Dr. Grande!
The models are paid a daily stipend. Somebody calculated that with the amount of sex he was claiming he out-effed Gene Simmons or Magic Johnson in his hey day.
I never had the best taste in men. It was absolutely terrible when I was younger. I can see how young girls looking to be models would find him mysterious and alluring. I'm 47 now so all I think is ewww greasy when I see him.
@@jen30551 True, very true.
There's not enough chlorine in the world for that hot tub.
@@FrankBenlin 🤣
How this dude wasnt cancelled after the las vegas mass shooting bs will forever be a mystery
All that could really be done is to kick him off of Instagram. He's never been a part of anything that he can be canceled from.
What a complete looser that guy is.
Why would he be cancelled? He was brave for running towards the gunfire instead of running away, like the other people did. Dan willingly put himself in harms way to save lives.
The line between brave and stupid can be a thin one. I cant help wondering if it was more about the show of bravery than actually helping. To be fair, I dont know what I would have done in that situation if I had the training he has with guns. He may well have been drunk too. But cancel him? He's not for me but so far as I can tell he hasn't hurt anyone
@@neveragain2421 Troll
“Look at me, I have poor gun handling skills...” I can’t even with you today Dr. Grande😂💀😂, this video was like a hilarious version of getting in the ring with a rapid fire boxer😂💀😂
I nearly choked to death on coconut cookies at my desk laughing at this!!!
I looked in the comments just for this! 🤣🤣
@@emilyhollis4231 you’re welcome 😂
@Phuk Youu it’s an expression/slang....calm down lol
@@SanamJanamian Dr. Grande is the best lol
Today's subject of Dr. Grande's analysis is yet another example of the dark side of the Internet and the way it has been the gift of a lifetime to B.S. artists who have nothing to say and want to say it very loudly. I count myself fortunate that many of the subjects of Dr. Grande's analysis are completely unknown to me, like this one.
I never heard of this guy, either. So glad I'm not on Instagram. 🙄
And again, I feel lucky to be left out of the loop.
I had to watch a different youtube video on who the guy was before watching this one.
Dr Grande, I legitimately about fell off my chair when you came out with the police officer/firearm remark. That’s savage.
"It speaks to the culture he exposes..." Amen!
“How about making good decision...I don’t think he’s done that”😂😂
Ironic that Bilzerian sued the producers for not getting enough screen time when he’s been an actor his entire life 😂
No, he was too busy being a Navy Seal.
Dr grande please make a video about narcissistic abuse in poor countries like india. And how to restore myself and apply no contact with narcissist mothers in indian 🇮🇳 society.