How to Take Over the World in Mount and Blade Warband! Dank Edition ✔
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.พ. 2019
- A quick and easy guide on how to Take Over the World in Mount and Blade Warband. Follow these steps and you'll be emperor of Calradia in no time!
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#funny #montage #Warband - เกม
*EVERYY BOOOODY WANTS TO RUUULE THE WOOOORLD!*
Hello my Koibois! After many requests, i have made a video where i talk! Just like the good old days! Expect more of this content, as well as the shitposts and streams! YEET!
BITCH! I ALREADY DID THIS! But thanks you for the lovely tips.
I love you Koifish! You will always have a friend in me.
THEM BARS WERE FUCKING DOPE DUDE!!
16 min late
Yay! I love you talkin
Some people desire to control the world. Some wish they could control their penis at inconvenient times.
Im a Koiboi :)
Mount&Blade logic: You are on a horse. All of your enemies are not on a horse.
"You can't retreat."
rhdooks
Harlaus gets his butter at last
He ALWAYS gets his butter >:D
Furry thrash
He still is eating it over and over
@@Koifish As it should be.
If watching Koifish has taught me anything it is that no matter how well or how badly you live your life in this game, you will be "RIP" at the end, while jumping in the air.
Now I will watch the video to see if I was right.
He lived! I am so happy to be wrong!
HE IS NOT FINISHED YET!
@@Koifish ohohohohoh, *sounds like sequel to me!*
Koifish speaking in his own videos!? This must be 2017!
Best year for the Koifish species
We have learn well how to time travel
@@franciscomaia3299 nope. As much as I love him, I just effectively can't stand hid high-pitched voice
Man, Koifish, you had dreams. You wanted to be a pilot, and now you're here, making a shitpost on Mount & Blade.
The liberation of Calradia for the serfs by Koifish Koifishsson.
Ca.1257 clourized
As seen on history channel!
That rap was fire
So hot it burnt my ears.
super HAWT!
That song was gooooood. Good video Koifish, outdone yourself!
Thanks my dude >:D
Koifish what song is playing on the 19:16,o my legend?
1:43 Queen Victoria: Am I a joke to you?
BRUH WHENS THE MIXTAPE, I NEED TO USE THAT FIRE TO COOK MY DINNER
I have full version on my channel >:D
oof yis
You may have dreamed of being a pilot before, but as the Koi Empire grows, one day you'll own your own plane and someone else will fly you around.
LIFE GOALS
Very underrated TH-camr and I'm glad I found this channel.
I always have a great time watching these videos with a lot of laughs.
Another awesome video and can't wait the the next one!
Thanks my dude! :D
When you first start the game talk to the king and get him to make you collect taxes. Make sure this is a king you don’t want to join. You may have to reload a few times before this option comes up. Collect taxes and boom easy 6-8 k at beginning then split and burn all villages on the way out!
Finally my favorite m&b player teaches me again to play this awesome game.
I am proud to be one of your Koiboys sir!
LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING
Adevărat :)))
VERY GOOD!
That ending was actually emotional
rip steven died again in minute 13 we´ll hope he gets to vallhall
He always LIVES on!
Now I can Unify Calradia again. Thx Steven, we will never forget you.
Such an amazing and charismatic TH-camr. Love your content dude!!
27:00 that plot twist was better than any of the Viking series.
Seriously well done sardine boi!
You are awesome, as usual! Literally every video where you speak is a damn masterpiece, keep going man!)
I swear this should be an episodic series... with the extra voices it just gives the video a better taste.
Of butter.
Oh la la!
Until next time Koifish Koifishsson. May Odin keep you safe on your coming conquests. o7
*yeeet*
This was a masterpiece.
I expect schools and museums across the globe to be playing this video on a daily basis
One day!
Literally the first video I’ve seen of you. And I’m thoroughly entertained by your lordish attitude. I expect somewhere in Europe during this time, there was a lord who acted exactly like this. And everyone took him just as seriously. 😂
Lord Koifish of Sweden >:D I sure hope they did!
I think I love this guy’s comedy. I hope he has many more vids much like this.
Every video you make reminds me of how much fun M&B is with just a little imagination!
Very true! :D
I was in such a sad mood but you helped kick my ass into gear. cheers!
Swadia worst facti...........
*Swadia best faction*
Swadian army is the best... But their Lords and the Butter-King are horrible...
SERFS UNITE!
I never laughed so hard for so long! Totally entertaining!
koifish how come yo never talk in videos anymore koifish koifish how come you never do longer videos anymore koifish koifish can you make ____________ video please koifish thank you
*The Average Comment on Koifish Video*
26:50 such a nice plot twist, and ofcourse ... Brave Steeeeeven... U had a chance to do series
Thanks for helping a guy remember to laugh more at silly antics. You're the man koifish⚔️
That rap needs to be available on music streaming services btw
Watching this in 2020 and almost got choked trying to stop my laughter...
Good work broh 😂😂😂
That rap hits hard in 2024 🤣 thanks for the video! I know I'm 5 years late but gd great content bro
Holy shit!!!!! What was that rap? I am so proud of you right now. Full version please?
The videos you talk are the best ones tbh
Ah a nice little prequeal meme i love your channel
Hearing Koifish moo is the most majestic thing I've heard in all my life.
Wow Koifish, Great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
*h3h3 music plays*
The ending was actually hella wholesome. yeet be with ye
I heard that finnish serf, it brought a tear to my eye. Spurdon kautta, paras meemi, jollei jopa ebin :DDDDDDD
He is proud to be a finnish farmer my dude :D
You glorious bosterd, this is epic.
I want to see a multiplayer game with Robbaz and Koifish. Epic.
You truly deserve more views!
Så jäkla roligt
You owe me $2000 for my house, the rap was so fire it burnt my house down
This deserves an Oscar. Truly beautiful..
Oscar for best Koifish!
Koifish is back 😄. Would love to see Koifish does Kenshi . A how to by Koifish is desperately needed. The masses need their fix.
DAMN dude, i should :D
This'll satisfy me until we get Mount and Blade Neverlord
this comment didn't age well
It just released today!
The end was very inspiring!
Nice man also Discord gang
DS gang unite
Unite
Discord Gang best gang!
Love this videos❤️
I absolutely loved the music in this video! The medieval songs were good too
Thanks my dude!
I love this so much lol 😂😂😂
you got my like in the 1st minute, good fking energy :D
yeeet, this is truly the tommykay adventures
Ginger-adventures!
Didn’t know i needed to see a Scandinavian man play warband until this
I think I just shit myself when you spoke 😂
Such a young Koifish voice, wild.
the most underrated youtuber
Such a good storytellig. You sir just made me enyoj your 30 min. long video
You make so many references/jokes that I get and are good but I’m laughing harder cause I’m very not used to the accent, this is the first video of yours I’ve seen
Really cool Video!
I laughed really hard!
Very good! :D
First time I'm playing this game & it gets frustrating when ruling your own kingdom. Seems like I have to do everything myself even though I have like 8 lords.
The voice acting was mint 👌
Top tier!
"HOW MANY GINGERS DO WE HAVE, JESUS CHRIST!"
-Koifish, 2019
God damn Danes with their funny language and ginger bowl cut heads!
Finally a video worth my time... Now I finally know how to take over the whole world.
Very good >:D
Elizabeth the 1st who brought Europe's most powerful empire to its knees "Spain"
Bro 😂 I’m dying watching this
Ctrl+Alt+F4 in this game are OP
STEPHEN! is that you, Stephen?!?! I told you not to come!
Loved your success story.
>:D
You just conquered the nords and vaegirs. I kinda feel cheated that you didnt actually conquer the world. But still very entertaining. Cant believe I watched the whole video. And that rap was fucking amazing
Great video
This is premium TH-cam content
It was a beautiful story about true friendship :')
And serfs >:D
This guy is genius honestly
Did the audio cut out for anyone after the Second montage , loved the video 😎
Omg Steven from the last video😂
You are such an dank fishiiii
this was a wild ride
Koifish: *Uploads*
Me: *YEAH KOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!*
Caraldian Lord: I like feudalism, bacause i got the power!
Koifish Koifishson: *FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
18:53 I like the nod to Tommykay
Koifish: so I have no other option
Ad:
LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!
Another masterpiece.
Very good :D
@@Koifish Wow u really care about comments that is pretty nice.
i have only 115 hours in the game. I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL. i like your Swedish accent though
33 seconds ago, also hi Koifish; love your streams! :D
very goood :D and thank you! Another stream on saturday!
@@Koifish I'll be sure to spam idea's in there again :D
Nice!
Brooooo!!!!.... This shit was great!!!! 😂😂😂😂👍
Omg its beautiful
Iam so strong I can lift up boulders. Thats a nice head you have on your shoulders.
Holy YEEZUS
That rap was so fire it distracted an enemy castle’s garrison and i was able to rescue a lord.
gg ez fam
GG no re easy tactics!
Very nice XD
One question? How did Steven die?
From drinking poison?
Or getting killed by a nord?
Or both?
And why is he still alive?
It’s time!
For operation harvesting season 😂😂
*stares at gingers* “TommyKay is this your army?” LMAO
HE A COOL BOI THO
Stat music finally, 11/10, upvoted.
VERY GOOD! :D
Silly and funny at the same time 😁