Apparently he actually ripped his vocal cords because of a horror game and that's why his voice is so deep... XD I don't know how true that is (I'm sure it was a couple things) but that sounds like Mark's luck.
49:54 Mark: "Oh a writer! A writer for a journalist! It's perfect!" As Wilford Warfstache would say, "Don't tell me with words, but tell me with words" *as he hands you a notepad in A Heist with Markiplier ending 16 "The Interview" .*
bless the people who wrote out subtitles for a 2 hour long video EDIT- Please I know the subtitles are gone now. I know this. I commented this four years ago. Things change I'm sorry I do not control the state of the subtitles. Lots of people have said they're gone! This comment has 44 replies at the time of this edit! If you'd like to read them you can click the drop down arrow. Hope this helps
@@robotratking123 the ones that are from yt are often not accurate. The subtitles here are very accurate to what he's saying; so some wonderful human being took the time to subtitle the video ^
I got tired of copying and pasting this to everyone saying 'Mark's 4'2''?!?!?" soooooo I'll put it here: He actually is around 5 foot 10, people just call him short cause there are a lot of people over 6 ft tall in his friend group (Both Bob and Wade are around 6' 4'') so in comparison he looks 'short' so they have a running joke that he's like 4 ft If you still don't believe me, just compare his height to someone like Rosanna, who's 4' 10''. He is CLEARLY taller than her by a lot. Sorry to everyone with dreams of being taller than him~
Everyone in Mark's comment section who talks about height are either children or just being sarcastically sassy anyway, it's not like telling them this is gonna change anything.
Low key marks streams help me fall asleep when I’m super anxious, I don’t like feeling alone and the talking makes me feel like someone is there for me ☺️ thanks mark, you give me better dreams ✨
@Wolfgang Sell Some people don't have enough money to live on their own or even a friend to become a roommate to live with, hell I live with my grandparents cause I wouldn't be able to own my an apartment since I don't earn enough to do so.
HOLY SHITE ELIZA PANCAKES WAS THERE! MARK, NO! SHE'LL STALK ALL YOUR SIMS AND SHE'LL BE ANNOYING AS HELL! DAN AND PHIL'S SIM, DIL, ALSO GETS STALKED BY ELIZA PANCAKES THAT'S HOW I KNOW THIS, SHE'LL SHOW UP EVERYWHERE YOUR SIMS ARE GOING TO! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER HUSBAND BOB!
QuirkyQuin oh, Dil is a Sim created by two TH-camrs (Dan and Phil) they combined their names and made Dil. Eliza stalks Dil SO much in the Sims. Even though Eliza is married to Bob Pancakes.
Yeahhh so you know how one of your sims passed out on the toilet? I’ve legitimately done that at work a long time ago, I work third shift and I was extremely sleep deprived because of full time school for astrophysics and full time work. I was pants down slumped over the toilet for like an hour and a half until my coworker wondered where the hell I went, fortunately because I went unconscious on the toilet for over an hour I didn’t have to travel across town for my second part of my shift. Turns out the human brain doesn’t give any damns when severe exhaustion kicks in
this is the only thing that made me genuinely smile today so thank you markiplier! p.s. anyone who is reading this have a wonderful day, and things always get better :)
just reading these replies makes me smile, honestly I havent had the best day either, but you just gotta remember that things will get better somehow :)
Glad you like him. I've been watching marks videos for years so I just want to warn you, he's absolutely fucking insane 😂welcome to the markiplier fandom my friend
I agree with Mark on his stand on Undertale. It's why I refuse to play the game myself because I have my own perspective on it; a standpoint that just so happens to not fit into the fanbase's idea of what the game is. Video killed the radio star, but Fandom killed the Let's Player.
I consider the Undertale Community to be even worse than the LoL or DotA 2 Community. They are really the worst. They get batshit crazy if you dont play the way they want you to. They really have no chill.
I play the game because it's fun, entertaining, huge story line, multiple story lines, and its just different. The ships for this game are ridiculous, and are some of the AU's. I like some of the AU's but people make too much of a big deal out of them. People also try to over think the game and come up with "theories" about characters or endings. Just enjoy the game, and get your ass handed to you by sans in Genocide.
*Eliza sends texts to the ipliers* Me: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH *i was dreaming like Dan* Also me: ELIZA GO BACK TO STALKING THE HOWELTERS!!! Wait don't, Dab might cry at your presence...
"Santaplier: Oh those ******* kiddies, they get all the ******* attention leaving ****** me ******* alone. You think after all the **** I came up with for there EnTeRtAiNmEnT, they would remember me. Well **** Happy Wheels and I'm out." (note: disclaimer: ShadowWarrior27 does not condone any usage of swear words. This is solely meant to be entertaining. God bless you.) Edited in part: "Santaplier: P.S. I don't even have any ****** wheels to be happy, so there....... ARRRRRAAAAGGG!!!!"
Comment section summary 99.98% is anything about "Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location" The other .02% is about the ACTUAL SUBJECT OF THE VIDEO Thank you for participating in this calculation
I feel like most people Missed what mark was saying about undertale and the fandom, he hit the mark right on, there’s this small pocket of nice in the fandom then this entire pocket of almost toxicity of it where you’re reprimanded for not playing it like everyone else in the fandom.
Mark is the type of person that would be like 12 hours long expecting no one to watch it all but find that many have because nothing is boring and its always funny. Ive been watching him for about 2 days straight and never got uninterested in his content cuz its just so good.
Yep, and people don't seem to realize lmao. He's always been a little emo shit, writing depressing love poems, being creepy etc. it's the fandom who started making him all serious and associating him with Mark's "off" moments hahah
Me: I need to pee Mark: oh is that true? Me: I want food Mark: Oh, that's very nice Me: I need to go to the bathroom Mark: you'll get there someday Me: I'm gonna pee myself Mark: Oh, really? congratulations! Me: I'm gonna crawl to the fridge for food.. Mark: Oh, keep trying you'll get there! Me: I'mma die of hunger Mark: oh great! * falls to floor * Mark: Oh that's awesome Me: I'mma pee myself Mark: Oh, you shouldn't do that. Mark: Oh well you know live and learn Also mark: so some people had terrible days some people had wonderful days. * me dying in the background *
Correct jobs for each person: Markiplier: Gamer Warfiplier: Reporter Wrongiplier: Criminal Kidiplier: Actor Hotiplier: Athlete Nudiplier: Astonaut Darkiplier: Detective
2020 Mark: *listen. I am NOT a masochist*
2016 Mark: let’s create 7 versions of myself that I *torture* for forever
Aspen Langston actually so true xD
Yay I'm not the only one late to the party! I love his vids. I hope that he makes more sim vids.
Is it sadistic or masochistic to torture 7 different versions of yourself
@@non6882 Both , I guess
not a masochist you say? hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mark confuses me. He has the voice of a boss guy at the end of a level in a 90's video game, but the face of a marshmallow.
Apparently he actually ripped his vocal cords because of a horror game and that's why his voice is so deep... XD I don't know how true that is (I'm sure it was a couple things) but that sounds like Mark's luck.
BlaiddDrwg2009 he does have the face of a marshmallow ...and for some reason there is an ads in woman screaming/singing about melons in my head now
BlaiddDrwg2009 so so true
BlaiddDrwg2009 lol same
IS A FUNNY GUY
I was so confused. I was like “hey, did Mark dye his hair again?” Then I realized youtube is recommending videos from 2 years ago.
Correction 3 years ago now
Silent__nightmare correction 3 years and 5 days
@@yooitsnomad correction 3 years 2 months and 5 days
NightStar Gacha correction 3 years 2 months 5 days and 7 hours
@@yooitsnomad correction 4 years
"Who's at the computer? Is that me???"
They're literally all you Mark lol
When you’re four years late to the stream/video
3**
Oh noe
Lol
Here here brother.
*sister, actually
'Three doors?! Who needs three doors?!!!!'
Meanwhile:
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS 😂
@@evilandmaliciouswarwick he does actually own 5 ovens irl lmao, this is a quote from a markiplier makes
then you're dumber than virtual markiplier X 7
You're right. Not enough ovens
I still remember his face "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS" 🤣🤣
@@evilandmaliciouswarwick he does have 5 itl.
"oh she's married"
I don't think that'd stop Warfstache
Bro i just choked reading that
That was so good i'm dying 😂
wait this has 408 likes wth-
LMAO
darkipler: takes the bed
everyone else: take turns sleeping in the chair
XD
At LEAST their not fighting to the death, their good Marks.
guess that means everyone is already afraid of Dark...
49:54
Mark: "Oh a writer! A writer for a journalist! It's perfect!"
As Wilford Warfstache would say, "Don't tell me with words, but tell me with words" *as he hands you a notepad in A Heist with Markiplier ending 16 "The Interview" .*
I love this.
Markilogic -
Spends $650 on grill and puts it in the house
Refuses to pay $300 on a desk to put a computer on
Mind *blown*
Doskoi Panda
You can’t say no to the grill!
*_YOU NEED THE 3 AM KRABBY PATTIES!!_*
hi
It's called priorities :)
@Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe i think it was a joke
mark got angry for an 125 dollar sink even though the doors cost more than that
As someone who's 5'2" on a good day, hearing 5'11" Mark talk about how short he is is... jarring.
Same. Im 5'5" and 5'6" on a good day and Mark is all "Im short!" LISTEN HERE--
Poor you..
Some of us are shorter like meh who is 4'11
@@corn_is_here53 I'm 4'10 but yes
@@corn_is_here53 4'10-11" (i forgot which) getting called miget
Mark: im short
Me: listen here buddy
Hot Iplier: becomes a criminal
Mark: mama I'm in love with a criminal...
hes in love with himself!!! XD
@@Katenoizgudtotajuciema Loki-style
@@a-3502 lmao
Britney Spears
bless the people who wrote out subtitles for a 2 hour long video
EDIT- Please I know the subtitles are gone now. I know this. I commented this four years ago. Things change I'm sorry I do not control the state of the subtitles. Lots of people have said they're gone! This comment has 44 replies at the time of this edit! If you'd like to read them you can click the drop down arrow. Hope this helps
I noticed that too, it is insane! The time that must've taken
subtitles are made automaticly by robot at youtube
@@robotratking123 no if you turn on sub titles it would say if it's generated
Using subtitles to respect that person
@@robotratking123 the ones that are from yt are often not accurate. The subtitles here are very accurate to what he's saying; so some wonderful human being took the time to subtitle the video ^
I love how there is just the beautiful pre made houses in the sims and then there’s just Mark’s shoeboxes.
it's moments like these where I question Mark's sanity, but I still love the guy anyway X3
Em Berk love your profile picture
Hailey daw, thanks
Em Berk me tooo
omg loving your profile, I love Cas
Castiel :3 xD
Mark: no game makes me curse more than this game.
Well mark, you are soon going to enter the game called "Getting Over It"
Pogostuck tho 🤣
You have gifted me this realization- thank you for this amazing comment-
*Mark dying noises in the background*
And Baldi's Basics
Be careful of Eliza Pancakes, Mark... Dil learnt the hard way
ayyyeeeeeeee! phandom members unite
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AYEEE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lucy The Fox
We're all Phan trash rite here
"I cant stop looking at this guy.. like if I looked like this guy just.. hes so HANDSOME!" 3 years late and hes still clueless as to his good looks..
It's insane! Mark is a weird one!
That's one of the things that makes him so endearing!
He's even more handsome 4 years later
@@stepankasoukupova1398 no doubt about that I feel like he can be a secret model
@@coobeeethics4856 I mean he models his Cloak clothes so definitely. I think we can all agree he's handsome XD
My puppy watches your videos. I am not joking. She stares at the screen the whole time while a video plays.
I wish my dog did that, he's too busy sleeping in the sun though.
same, but without dogs. i have 4 budgies and they watch him and beep at him
@@enderkitty082 that's adorable. Budgies are so cute
🤣
V1XYDREEMR beep
I'm so dumb... I just tried to clear the sims notifications on HIS screen....
BIG BRAIN MOMENT LOL
Happens, happens a lot
in his among us vids i always try to hit play again and the chat
The struggle is real
Haha, that's a good one. xD
Mark: wh-WHO NEEDS *TWO* DOORS? WHAT KIND OF LUXURY MANSION DO THEY THINK WE LIVE IN?
Actor!Mark: hold my villian-
hi
Lol
Hol
Also Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS
2021 Mark: owns a $4 million mansion
I got tired of copying and pasting this to everyone saying 'Mark's 4'2''?!?!?" soooooo I'll put it here:
He actually is around 5 foot 10, people just call him short cause there are a lot of people over 6 ft tall in his friend group (Both Bob and Wade are around 6' 4'') so in comparison he looks 'short'
so they have a running joke that he's like 4 ft
If you still don't believe me, just compare his height to someone like Rosanna, who's 4' 10''. He is CLEARLY taller than her by a lot.
Sorry to everyone with dreams of being taller than him~
I mean hell, compare him to Bob and Wade! Yes, he's shorter, but not by 2 fucking feet jesus hes not 2/3 their height
Everyone in Mark's comment section who talks about height are either children or just being sarcastically sassy anyway, it's not like telling them this is gonna change anything.
BoltingShaman meh, I'm pretty sure a lot of them are actually just dumb and/or naive. 😂
Jacksepticeye is way shorter than mark anyway
5' 10' IS short
Came back for the glory that is the Shoosh.
Garik S. I too came back for the glory that is shoosh
Mee two
all for the shoosh
Yiss.
Garik S. Yup
Low key marks streams help me fall asleep when I’m super anxious, I don’t like feeling alone and the talking makes me feel like someone is there for me ☺️ thanks mark, you give me better dreams ✨
Same 😌
Same, i always but on his videos or ethans videos to fall asleep because their voices are so soothing and calm me down
I was screaming at my computer "No! Not the Pancakes! Not Eliza!! Run while you still can!"
...Thanks a lot, Dan and Phil.
Quinn McBride I cried laughing when she came XD
Quinn McBride ... i was like,
OH SHIIIIIT
Quinn McBride that's exactly what went through my head!
Quinn McBride
Quinn McBride exactly me...
I'm 22.
My mom came into the house from work and asked, "what are you doing up?"
"Mark said I can't tell."
lol
@Wolfgang Sell Some people don't have enough money to live on their own or even a friend to become a roommate to live with, hell I live with my grandparents cause I wouldn't be able to own my an apartment since I don't earn enough to do so.
@Wolfgang Sell even if I was being paid 15 an hour I still doubt I could live on my own.
Wolfgang Sell, you’re being very rude to them. There is no point to what you are saying.
Wolfgang Sell Ha you’re probably like between 12-16 and still living at home you don’t know the real world kid
Wolfgang Sell I can tell you either never had to worry about money or have no idea how hard it is to live in the real world. Pick your poison.
“Who cooks burgers when they’re on the toilet?”
“Oh boy! I’m on the toilet! Time for a burger!”
Sydney Harrell honestly meeee 😂😂
But also ew
Germs
Spongebob, is it 6am yet?
"Who eats krabby pattys at 3 in the morning?? "
"Oh boy! Three AM!"
Me: I'm depressed
Mark: Oh, congratulations!
I don't get it
@@coobeeethics4856 so what they mean is
:v
@@sibaibaiba huh
It’s when he asked how everyone is doing at the beginning of the video/stream
HOLY SHITE ELIZA PANCAKES WAS THERE! MARK, NO! SHE'LL STALK ALL YOUR SIMS AND SHE'LL BE ANNOYING AS HELL! DAN AND PHIL'S SIM, DIL, ALSO GETS STALKED BY ELIZA PANCAKES THAT'S HOW I KNOW THIS, SHE'LL SHOW UP EVERYWHERE YOUR SIMS ARE GOING TO! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER HUSBAND BOB!
am stairs of he...hi am so not hahhahahahhahahhahahhhauah awkward.😉♥~♥
Jacketeyie uh hi!
Pfft, Eliza... what's her Dil anyway?
QuirkyQuin oh, Dil is a Sim created by two TH-camrs (Dan and Phil) they combined their names and made Dil. Eliza stalks Dil SO much in the Sims. Even though Eliza is married to Bob Pancakes.
LaurenLoves Life, I think that was a pun... :l
ELIZA STOP STALKING THE IPLIERS WAS DIL NOT ENOUGH
pandafeels Ikr 😂😂
pandafeels lol, I know
LMAO YES
pandafeels OMG YAAASSS
ikr! XDD
I wish sims had the option to go first person with your characters
SageNode That is actually an amazing idea
I don't like the sims... wait why am I even here?
SageNode it kinda does, but not from eye view
Yeah or multiplayer
5 yrs later, if u still care, u can do first person mode 😂 it's just disorienting
Yeahhh so you know how one of your sims passed out on the toilet? I’ve legitimately done that at work a long time ago, I work third shift and I was extremely sleep deprived because of full time school for astrophysics and full time work. I was pants down slumped over the toilet for like an hour and a half until my coworker wondered where the hell I went, fortunately because I went unconscious on the toilet for over an hour I didn’t have to travel across town for my second part of my shift. Turns out the human brain doesn’t give any damns when severe exhaustion kicks in
thanks for sharing 😂
woah, the human body sure is something huh
*complains about spending money*
*buys an 800 dollar photo shoot *
*starts to notice that mark says room like rouhm *
Eve M same
Rum
When you've watched too much Dan and Phil and when Mark says "Eliza Pancakes", you physically cringe....
Yassss ik exactly what you mean the little Dil stalker XD
Hey It's Abbie yes true
SAME!!
YESSSSS
yep
The bed surrounded by knight statues? ... I guess you could say it gave you KNIGHTmares! (Badum Shing!)
Sugar Sims Nope, I refuse to laugh at that joke. Just nope!
Marry me, that was wonderful.
Some one get Sans in here! (And maybe Toriel...CUZ I LOVE UNDERTALE!)
Sugar Sims We r the same person we both have no life and make dumb puns
Meowza The Cat Dragon same
Late for 2 years who's with me lol
Luna lovegood im here
Me
Luna lovegood me
Me
Luna lovegood Me
this is the only thing that made me genuinely smile today so thank you markiplier!
p.s. anyone who is reading this have a wonderful day, and things always get better :)
aw thanks :)
Remember to keep smiling! I don't know you but I already know that your smile is beautiful so always smile!
thank you :) everyone deserves to smile, so keep smiling :)
PointlessArtist11 I had a bad day and your comment actually made me smile
just reading these replies makes me smile, honestly I havent had the best day either, but you just gotta remember that things will get better somehow :)
At about 17:01 he sounds _exactly_ like Cryaotic! It's kinda creepy. Someone please tell me if I'm just hearing weirdly.
Omg yes XD
I think it makes Mark more awesome. :D
OMG 😍
Crys voice is higher pitched
Now that I listen to it again, I think you're right. Still, it's pretty close.
I played as the sim family ( I also added myself stop judging!) and as soon as I started Warf Started a fire... I was laughing so bad.
Of course he did he's Warfstache XD (I need to stop being years late to these things-)
@@emilythezeldafan848 I mean-it makes way too much sense
@@Geekwithapencil2048 it really does XD- omg I didn't notice it was u till I clicked the notif XD
I would've expected dark to create one.
Or wrong
Multiplier
Turkey Face day this is the smartest comment I've seen thus far
Thank you
you are a genius
If you want genius watch minecraft awesome parodies
M a r r y m e
the amount of times i yelled MARK NO during this is unreal
Kei FInney well I mean it ish mark soooo. Me af
Ellis FInney I know same
Ellis FInney yeah because the sims will get embarassed and die
Ellis FInney lol
Dog Named Rascal yep 😆😆😆😆
his voice is so deep lol this is the first video of his i watched and his voice hit me like a train
you gonna subscribe?
you should subscribe for more of Markiplier's deep voice
yeah subscribe
aubreytheawkwardunicorn lol
...in your panties. I know me too.
lol jk
*mark creating a personalized hell for his sims for two hours straight*
First video Im watching from Markiplier. I love him already.
awesome! I think you should watch his fnaf videos too
His FNAF and soma series are my personal favorites!
yeah old videos are the best. my first watching him was mad father. u should watch vanish xD
Glad you like him. I've been watching marks videos for years so I just want to warn you, he's absolutely fucking insane 😂welcome to the markiplier fandom my friend
Adora c: welcome to the fandom. It's one of the best. ❤️
Kudos to the person who did subtitles for this
On god
"No captions for this video" 😔
@@JayFromWalmark it's been removed because they got rid of the community subtitles 😭
@@TheVideoGameReject aw man 😭
Should have named the Wrong Iplier, Marc Iplier since he's "Slightly off"
King Trevor 😂😂😂😂
King Trevor clever
You, my friend, are a fucking genius
You, my friend, are a fucking genius
I love how Mark reacts to his old creation halfway though.
Eliza pancakes?
Phandom:TRIGGERED
Gracie H thinking the same thing😂
Gracie H DEFINITELY!!!
Gracie H I was about to comment that?
lmaooo yessss
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
youtubers: THIS TOILET COST 250 DOLLARS... THATS SO EXPENSIVE
me: this toilet only cost 1k... *buys it*
Jayden Johnson Same xD
Omg oka
lol too true 😂
Mirakle Crowder H-hi... :)
Douche...😒
God bless the man who created subtitles...
i think it's either ethen or kathryn
also the person who created subtitles was a man and i think his name is edwin
lel
Ройс there so silly I think mark makes them
Thanks for reminding me
Mark: “How’s your day?” People in 2020: “CORONA”
Lol
i’m on my fifth meal and it’s only 5:00. I woke up at 1:30
K h i a r a dammm. I’ve never related to something so much in my life
Ahaha
K h i a r a lmao
Mark: places toilet and bed and shower in kitchen
Me: sooo they are living n a stereotype trailer home?
How the hell can mark keep me entertained for 2 hours when I can barely sit through a ten minute video! HE IS A WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because he can
Well that is your opinion, others have different ones...
LOL i mean how can he because I just watched the whole video
Its the exact opposite of what you guys thought i meant
I meant I loved the video and i watched the whole thing
I agree with Mark on his stand on Undertale. It's why I refuse to play the game myself because I have my own perspective on it; a standpoint that just so happens to not fit into the fanbase's idea of what the game is. Video killed the radio star, but Fandom killed the Let's Player.
I consider the Undertale Community to be even worse than the LoL or DotA 2 Community. They are really the worst. They get batshit crazy if you dont play the way they want you to. They really have no chill.
Amen
I play the game because it's fun, entertaining, huge story line, multiple story lines, and its just different. The ships for this game are ridiculous, and are some of the AU's. I like some of the AU's but people make too much of a big deal out of them. People also try to over think the game and come up with "theories" about characters or endings. Just enjoy the game, and get your ass handed to you by sans in Genocide.
Kinesis Gaming AMEN GUD SIR.
Yeah it ruined me so i quit it but im not a lets player so ya
*Time Stamps!*
11:00 character creation start
22:00 house editing start
38:40 game start
Thank you :3
I just missed it!
By 2 and a half years...😆😆😂😬😡😆
Savage Squad hasn’t even been 2 years
me to man.... me to :(
ah, same..
ah.....FUUUUUUUCkk
Savage Squad
Same
when he streams during school hours ;-;
OMG he put darkimoo my life is complete!
I was in Virginia so I was completely fine lmao
what holy shit
Me too, man. Me too.
***** o damn.
I love how half the comments are about marks height or Eliza pancakes from the phandom
gaby garcia so true
gaby garcia And we all love it XD
gaby garcia 😹❄️❄️❄️
Same
"not the MOST accurate version of Markiplier"
> literally the one that looks the most like him
All these comments with people thinking Mark is 4'2" cri
;-;
;-;
no I'm not following trends you asshell 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 I'm a sober devil cat
+cruck skill no one likes spam
He's not really 4'2," it's a joke.
*Eliza sends texts to the ipliers*
Me: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH *i was dreaming like Dan*
Also me: ELIZA GO BACK TO STALKING THE HOWELTERS!!! Wait don't, Dab might cry at your presence...
Haha omg
Dil*
+Tiny Dino Jesus christ I thought your profile picture was a penis. Luckily It's not, sorry!
+daisy fry omf haha no its just trash (me)
daisy fry
Za
"mama i'm in love with a _mark_: *gasp* *_CRIMINAL_*
Markiplier: cost cutting bare essentials
Also Markiplier: we need a photo studio In the middle of the house
Mark: live up to my actual height.
Me: don't you mean down?
CatacakeKitten wow...
Haha that was funny.
CatacakeKitten yes
Uhm he said Down
Grace Wood lpll
P
Ll
I absolutely love these videos that are more than 2h!!
Thank you so much for this Mark!!
MotoDanKZ yeah your right
yad
I AM TALLER THAN MARKIPLIER AND IM TEN
yeah I think I am to and cares? not trying to be mean
o
eliza pancake is a stalker he stalked dil!
wow can't even do the right thing i mean 'she'
nice phan reference
MELAPPLES
omg Dan and Phil fans I love them!!!!
Chang-chan Althea when Eliza crashed t-bag and dil's camping trip
Mark: THREE doors? Who needs THREE doors?!
Also Mark: I am a man who owns FIVE OVENS!
Poor Santiplier being forgotten. xD
RIP
Sant Iplier
OMG I REMEMBER HIM! Whatever happened? Ah the old days of markimoo.
#DicksOutForSantaPlier
"Santaplier: Oh those ******* kiddies, they get all the ******* attention leaving ****** me ******* alone. You think after all the **** I came up with for there EnTeRtAiNmEnT, they would remember me. Well **** Happy Wheels and I'm out."
(note: disclaimer: ShadowWarrior27 does not condone any usage of swear words. This is solely meant to be entertaining. God bless you.)
Edited in part:
"Santaplier: P.S. I don't even have any ****** wheels to be happy, so there....... ARRRRRAAAAGGG!!!!"
KawaiiRainbowRocket
I hope he'll come back around Christmas.
Shadowwarrior 27
I bet he would say these exact same words. XD
Eliza Pancakes and the Seven Markipliers 😂
Haha, Good One!
*Celebrates 16 million subscribers*
*3 months later*
*celebrates 17 million subscribers*
*3 months later*
*celebrates 18 million subscribers*
don't use moist and crisp in the same sentence M0IST AND CRISP
TheTasia luckily that wasn't a sentence ;)
A Queen why would you eat both sweet and salty ew
I never said you did ;)
2:29 “I wish the pole function was workening” 😂
Wow watching this in 2019
Where my 2019 squad
Ayyy
I'm here too
I’m here
Brittanys Life I’m here
Does watching it in 2018 but then forgeting about it and then watching it in 2019 count
Comment section summary
99.98% is anything about "Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location"
The other .02% is about the ACTUAL SUBJECT OF THE VIDEO
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No, the 0.02% is people complaining about the people who ware talking about FNAF.
*****
They want some play-threws (or however you spell it) and they want them now!
STOP!
Micah Smith
WE WANT OUR MONEY AND WE WANT IT NOW
I think about 20% is comments about other youtubers playing sims 4
I feel like most people
Missed what mark was saying about undertale and the fandom, he hit the mark right on, there’s this small pocket of nice in the fandom then this entire pocket of almost toxicity of it where you’re reprimanded for not playing it like everyone else in the fandom.
21:00
Markiplier: Yesss! I have a new follower!
Also Markiplier: Shut up
It's fun to go back onto old videos you don't remember watching and find a comment you made.
@@WrenGoYeetits fun to find people remembering old comments they made
I missed it by 2 years
same
The sealed Range why was this 2 years ago!?
Galaxi Cat 2017 2018 2 years
...i can see that 😅
Same
When he says that he likes the stove cuz it's "Turd Brown" made me fall off my chair.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ME: I've had a pretty crap day today. My dog died.
Mark: Oh how Wonderful!
Me: Uhhhhhh
_ Rottweiler _ lol you made my day but sorry for your dog tho
When I die delete my history h
_ Rottweiler _ sorry about your dog
_ Rottweiler _
What did it look like? How did it die? Why you telling us this?
_ Rottweiler _ sorry about your dog :/
Mark is the type of person that would be like 12 hours long expecting no one to watch it all but find that many have because nothing is boring and its always funny. Ive been watching him for about 2 days straight and never got uninterested in his content cuz its just so good.
mark be careful, once you invite eliza over once, you’ll never get her to leave and she’ll stalk everyone .-.
lindsey yeah, thats a bit too true ;)
Hey, everyone, I found the phandom!
lindsey great advise but your 2 years late dumbass
lindsey lol and true
lindsey so true
So darkiplier is the detective and Hotiplier is the criminal? 🤔😂
Lilou put it the other way around
u say that as you mess up
that should be switch lmfao
One would think Mark would make Hotiplier the.... inspector XD.
more like the person the gets inspected
I think his darkiplier was showing as he built a dark, person space free, hell house.
Oh my gosh 5 years later, we have a bunch of stuff in the Sims now ( no cars still ) it's crazy seeing the old version of the Sims 4.
I swear if Dark Iplier's job happened to be a criminal...😂
Or a grave digger.
I want more Sims videos. Im literally dying of laughter
i genuinely want emo teen dark to be a canon ego lmao
StevieStyle BOO
I think that was Dark for a while.
Angstiplier.... Or Broodiplier?
Max D no
Dark Destroyer geez I was just giving suggestions
Mark playing with himself for 2 hours
That didn't age well
@@flattypattypartywdym?
WHERE HAS THIS VIDEO BEEN ALL MY LIFE AND WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS
when did darkiplier change from being extremely sinister and creepy to just being an emo?
He has always been an emo when he first debuted. It is just that people associate Darkiplier with the creepy Markiploer moments.
yeah why?
maybe because he's sick?
Yep, and people don't seem to realize lmao. He's always been a little emo shit, writing depressing love poems, being creepy etc. it's the fandom who started making him all serious and associating him with Mark's "off" moments hahah
Maxfishslap
*War flashbacks from the Pancakes*
Ali
Yeeaaah. Dil. Kiinda. Destroyed
Ali Hey, guess what?! Today is Dil's third birthday!!!
Me: I need to pee
Mark: oh is that true?
Me: I want food
Mark: Oh, that's very nice
Me: I need to go to the bathroom
Mark: you'll get there someday
Me: I'm gonna pee myself
Mark: Oh, really? congratulations!
Me: I'm gonna crawl to the fridge for food..
Mark: Oh, keep trying you'll get there!
Me: I'mma die of hunger
Mark: oh great!
* falls to floor *
Mark: Oh that's awesome
Me: I'mma pee myself
Mark: Oh, you shouldn't do that.
Mark: Oh well you know live and learn
Also mark: so some people had terrible days some people had wonderful days.
* me dying in the background *
💀💀💀
Deep
I love how much he laughed when he said "There's only gonna be ONE toilet" xD xD 25:04
HAHA ELIZA PANCAKES *thinks of Dill*
Yeah...
Dil
+Dil Howlter hi
Joshler OMG |-/
Phandom is everywhere
Correct jobs for each person:
Markiplier: Gamer
Warfiplier: Reporter
Wrongiplier: Criminal
Kidiplier: Actor
Hotiplier: Athlete
Nudiplier: Astonaut
Darkiplier: Detective
Darkiplier is the criminal tho
Markiplier's designing skills make Dan and Phil's look a whole lot better
Claudia Gonzalez Their house is pretty slick now, you just need to ignore the whole roof situation
But I like the owl slide
Claudia Gonzalez nobody can beat Dils house though in all honesty
Phil is amazing and Dan just fell off a chair omg ur name is amazing
I want this to be a anime.....please😂 the drama, the love triangles, ALL OF IT😂😂
yessssss XD
no just no
Soap Opera would be better
No one should give Mark power over other human lives.....
AutomatedAura thats why he has no kids
XD And everyone DIES when marks a god
Good thing they're not Humans then XD They're Sims
19:14 “I’m four foot two”
Well shite you’ve grown a foot and 8 inches congrats
Came back for the glory of the. . .
Shoosh
Me: I wish my dog was back home but she’s dead
Mark: That is so cool
Me: That was just a GREAT timing to start talking
Sara's World wha?
Sara's World sorry for your lost
Sara's World LOL
Sara's World r.i.p tho :p
Sara's World I don't like dogs