Theatre Songs: Riverdale vs Broadway
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 มิ.ย. 2020
- Comparing Theatre Songs Riverdale has sang with an actual Broadway, West End, or Off-Broadway Production! Enjoy =)
Time Stamps:
All That Jazz (Chicago) 0:21
Anything Goes (Anything Goes) 1:36
Out Tonight (Rent) 2:47
Cabaret (Cabaret) 3:55
Maybe This Time (Cabaret) 5:37
In (Carrie) 7:13
Carrie (Carrie) 8:31
You Shine (Carrie) 9:45
A Night We'll Never Forget (Carrie) 11:15
Beautiful (Heathers) 12:05
Candy Store (Heathers) 13:49
Seventeen (Heathers) 14:56
Big Fun (Heathers) 16:47
Sugar Daddy (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 17:39
Wig in a Box (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 19:11
Tear Me Down (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 20:50
Exquisite Corpse (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 21:46
Midnight Radio (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 23:08
Hello once again, here below are the Time Stamps of all the songs! Which Riverdale cover did you like the most?
Time Stamps:
All That Jazz (Chicago) 0:21
Anything Goes (Anything Goes) 1:36
Out Tonight (Rent) 2:47
Cabaret (Cabaret) 3:55
Maybe This Time (Cabaret) 5:37
In (Carrie) 7:13
Carrie (Carrie) 8:31
You Shine (Carrie) 9:45
A Night We'll Never Forget (Carrie) 11:15
Beautiful (Heathers) 12:05
Candy Store (Heathers) 13:49
Seventeen (Heathers) 14:56
Big Fun (Heathers) 16:47
Sugar Daddy (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 17:39
Wig in a Box (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 19:11
Tear Me Down (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 20:50
Exquisite Corpse (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 21:46
Midnight Radio (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 23:08
Tysm! And your teletubbies pfp hahaha
god this made me cringe so bad
I loved the video :)
Just out of interest, are you a StarKid fan?
You forgot The Origin of Love from Hedwig ;)
epic username
Keep in mind that the broadway are performed live meanwhile the Riverdale actors have the advantage of multiple takes and autotune
And the Broadway performers still were better
Edit: no hate!!
Ginger Crawford they get much more, how do I say... POWERFUL hate compared to your comment. Don’t worry. 😁
it’s just the auto tune that ruins their voices and makes people think the actors voices are bad in real life which isn’t true at all
they still managed to ruin musicals though
Also they had to change a few things like curse words and other things to be more accepatale on tv
you guys remember when riverdale was about a boy who got murdered
No, actually :)
You guys remember when it was a fun comic that had crossovers with Sabrina?
Yeah, stopped watching after season one, the only one that's really good in my opinion
And incest. Don't forget about that.
Its pure garbage now
...But i cant stop watching...
Its not exactly boring like 13 reasons why season 3, something about the ridiculousness of riverdale makes me not want to stop
“Beautiful” and “Big Fun” on riverdale are lacking so much emotion it’s scary 😭
Not to mention the awkward dancing 😟
free the rivedale actors ong
they absolutely butchered the heathers songs
big fun was literally the worse like the voices didnt match at all ☠️
Yeah it’s sooo bad and cringe. Did they sale the show to a fired broadway exec... cause it makes no since. If your going to do it. Atleast do it right.
“You just gotta prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”
💀💀
That part hurt me the most
Whats wrong with loser
ATLEAST CHANGE TO SUCKER IF THEY'RE GONNA CENSOR IT-
IM CRYING
@@mselysia834 I mean, at least use loser, its no the word they use but if they really cant say pussy or lame-ass the I guess loser is the only option
Riverdale: Uses the high school version of the Heathers songs used for minors.
Also Riverdale: Oversexualizes characters that are supposed to be minors.
Riverdale’s just the sh!t version of these musicals.
@@anonymouscausewhynot
Riverdale is how a 10 year old girl imagines herself singing in front of her Wattpad crush.
@@randomtraveler4149 that’s actually a great way to describe it. Good job on the clever roast btw.
Right?!
@@randomtraveler4149 riverdale is actually a great show! U should watch it since u obvi haven’t😐
Riverdale: Changes some of the swear words in the song
Also Riverdale: allows these people (who are supposed to be playing teens??) to dance seductively and say vulgar things while barely wearing anything.
The voices in Riverdale also sound too obviously studio recorded...
For the first point, Riverdale is about high-school aged teens (I think). The Heathers musical that they did had the high school adaptation of the lyrics to show that it WAS in fact a high school. Also, why wouldn’t the voices be studio-recorded? It’s not necessarily bad that it’s been pre-recorded. I don’t hear people complaining about how movies with songs in them are studio-recorded.
If it wasn’t clear, I’m not on Riverdales side with anything. These adaptations aren’t very good.
*change
*seductively
lol, no hate
@@selenatheabyssalwitch7416 Autocorrect is a bitch.
@@zer0thousand I said they were "too obviously studio recorded" lmao. Of course they're studio recorded.
@@zer0thousand And like "they changed the lyrics because it's an actual highschool" doesn't work when they let them dress and dance like that. No highschool would allow that.
I think Riverdale’s main problem is that they soften the voices in every song. They sound like something you would hear on a pop radio, not like the emotional stories they are supposed to be.
The only semi-good song was 17. Lily and Cole actually sound good together during the chorus, the high notes were good, and the harmonies were pretty
It isn’t even Cole singing
YES.
cuz Lili is a good singer without the horrid autotune. probably one of the only good singers on Riverdale
They kinda took away the meaning of what it was, but on pure singing scale, it was much better than others like Big Fun or Beautiful
@@brie5070 he is singing
Musical: has a point
Riverdale: takes that point, throws it out and slaps a suggestive dance number on it
"who cares abt plot context and relevance? WE HAVE OVERSEXUALIZED TEENS!"
They take the songs and connect them to what’s going on in the show. And the whole show is over sexualized lol
But so are teenagers
Honestly riverdale should just stop with the musical episodes
cough cough sugar daddy
The fact they managed to oversexualize Out Tonight and All That Jazz in a show about teenagers doesn't sit right with me
and then undersexualized candy store lyrics but oversexualized the dance
Out tonight is supposed to be a song about a girl who strips for a club, but even in a song about a FREAKING STRIPPER they oversexualized it.
I think anything goes is also on the list, but I agree with you.
They oversexualised sugar daddy. A song where the choreography is so sexual (Yitzhak and Hedwig humping) that they had to change it for the Tony awards. Like in that song Hedwig is butt naked in public (in context of the song I mean) singing about a sugar daddy in every sense of the word and yet Riverdale still managed to oversexualise it. I didnt think that was possible until Riverdale proved me wrong
But then do the highschool lyrics for the Heathers songs, it makes no sense to me 😭😭😭
My thoughts on the Heathers songs:
Beautiful: They BUTCHERED Beautiful, it’s meant to be about how messed up the school is, and they turn it into the Heathers trying to make Heather C beautiful-er? What’s happening? Just kill me.
Candy Store: What is this? It’s like they’re trying to make it like Veronica also has some level of power over the heathers, and fighting them for it? This feels like a dance battle in a teen show. Never mind, I forgot that’s what it is.
Seventeen: they did pretty good! My only problems lie with the fact that they intertwined it with two couples (I know, I’m being picky) and it’s not “haha we’re depressed emo kids do we still deserve to be 17” like no they killed 3 people that’s why they’re asking it lol
Big Fun: The singing, let’s face it, was horrible. What is up with that? I’m sorry but if you’re going to sing good songs get at least voices that fit the songs for it. I don’t like how they used it.
A few other problems I had: unnecessary censorship, horrible covers, and used the song horribly. Also, the show is basically looking like a wannabe musical rather than whatever the plot of season 1 was, if that still exists.
Sorry for making this so long!
I know this comment is from a while ago, but I completely agree with you here.
@Nickel and Nickeli gaming ikr like the censoring just killed me 😭
exactly.
@Nickel and Nickeli gaming For me it’s D O O R K N O B
Don't apologize, you're right!
I just realized something really strange- despite having the resources for as many voices as they want, Riverdale’s Big Fun sounds like there’s like 4 people singing.
so barret damaged her vocal chords just for Riverdale to disrespect Heathers like that
I know, riverdale really disrespected heathers and made my heart physically hurt
Not just heathers but all musicals lmao
barret needs to chill tbh
@@laurabid she does tho... like go on vocal rest please!
lydia gracias she needs a tea with honey
Riverdale is a great example of: “Over sexualizing things doesn’t make them any better.”
They are all like 17
Yet they censored words in Candy Store but then they sexualized the dance so *yeah*
Lana the tricerotops actually in real life they are 23 and up lili is the youngest other then the younger people in the show like jellybean or trinity.
yesimstrange yesssssss what on EARTH was all that jaz
Literally they’re supposed to be in high school 💀
Its so funny how they make the lyrics in Riverdale so Kids friendly sometimes but at the same time they dance all sexy and all to it😭
we can all agree veronica (from riverdale) should have been heather duke not macnamara, betty should’ve been instead, also they just.. did everything wrong with that😭😭
They should have had her as Veronica
riverdale: tries to attract theatre kids
theatre kids: *points and laughs*
How low must you go to get bullied by theater kids...
@@josephinemabano4940 Very very low. We are not the most merciful bunch, we will hurt whoever came up with having Riverdale do musicals.
@@hanpar9688 yep
Either the show should just do the songs right or don't do it at all. I vote dont do it at all
@@isabelleyosten8327 same
And mostly, people need to understand that musical theatre is live, so it's genuine, it's authentic. While in Riverdale, they had multiple takes, autotune and not a whole audience before them.
Listen to some cast albums. That's not the only problem
What's especially rough is they had multiple takes and that's their best version
Broadway Carrie overshadows the Riverdale version so much it's honestly impressive
*Cole Sprouse: made it trough his entire Disney carier without singing*
Riverdale: yea let's change that
Nope dylan and cole both sang. They were in the disney all stars music video for circle of life
S A they didn’t sing on their shows/movies
they did sing they sang in the suite life when they went on a cruise and their mom got sun burnt and couldn’t sing so they filled in for her.
Yeah Cole sprouse cant sing
Pretty sure they blended his voice with Ryan McCarten's for those harmonies because he's pitchy on the rest of the song and then nails the harmonies.
alternate title try not to get triggered by the singing and dancing until you get to the REAL version
i got triggered as soon as they disrespected sutton foster
@TaiMarie Moore Same
TaiMarie Moore me too what were they tryna do never disrespect the queen Sutton Foster
wayne fodor I just wanted to die everyone I heard river dale versions.
True 🤣
They didn’t totally ruin 17 but they did lose the message, the whole point of that song was to show Veronica’s desperation for JD to change his ways. To show that he didn’t have to hurt everyone else to be able to love her. She was trying to save him
Comparing NPH’s Hedwig to Riverdale’s Hedwig is like comparing a bouquet of flowers to a broken femur
My friend who watches Riverdale and has never seen heathers literally said Riverdale's cover was amazing of candy store. I played her the original and she regretted saying anything.
I watch river dale and never heard of heathers the musical
@@3tinaa
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@@3tinaa WATCH IT
@@alexandersleaf i- u-umm w-well umm how? explain what you like more about riverdale version..
@Meyra Kirilmaz I promise you if you know anything about theatre at all the original is far far better
You know what? Thank you Riverdale.
Now I know what it truly means to put my energy into a song, since it's the exact opposite of what you did.
(Seriously, what in the world happened to Big Fun? Even for songs I didn't know, I could tell something was off before even listening. Next time I do a production, I'm gonna keep this all in mind and put all the energy I can into it *and then some* )
Yes thank you, this comment is so correct, Big Fun seems so lifeless. I’ve done a censored version for Heathers, and honestly with so little we were given and so much improve we did I think we did 10x better than what they did (no offense to the actors)
I miss when Riverdale was a cartoon with a group of friends solving mysteries together with occasional love interest going on 😞😕
someone tried to tell me that heathers copied riverdale... ma’am
😂😂
even if heathers did they did it better
@@savannahb6307 ehhh they were referring to the fact that even *if* it were plagiarized from riverdale, heathers did it better
@@duskthewolf3250 oH
@@duskthewolf3250 bahaha sry
As crappy as it is, it’s not the Riverdale actor’s faults. There’s literally compilations of the Riverdale actors talking about how they hate the scripts and the musical episodes😂
Ikr
They really did do Heathers dirty though
•J•A•Z•M•I•N•
Yes facts
@Loonylovegood 777 Lili defended it because that was before the show took a weird turn and it's also part of their contract to not bash the show💀
Don’t bash the show.
The off-broadway Candy Store was honestly amazing. Those girls voices were made to sing together.
I just can't get over the fact that a lot of people know these songs that I love only by these robotic, out of context, lacking any expression, creepily sexualized and commercialized counterparts that can barely be recognized as the same songs.
The comment section is just reminding everyone not to mess with theatre-kids
Yes, never mess with us
✊ theatre gang for life
🎭theatre gang🎭
You got that right
BITCH YES THEATRE NERDS UNITE
We will call you out 🎭
I swear to god the writers have forgotten that the characters are supposed to be like 16-18 not 25
All the actors are tho
@@kdkjejeii342 That's no excuse to sexualize teenagers because their actors are legal ages.
They make the characters dance sexually but then change words of the songs to be 'more appropriate'
@@bumble_yellow3117 Hmm We arent aloowed to say that On TV Oohhh no but we are Gona be doing This Choreography Thats "Totatly" Apropriate.Totaly
It's for people 17 and older for a reason I wouldn't want to see 16-year-olds do these things they would actually get canceled.~( ._.)~........
THANK YOU for using Jane Horrocks for Cabaret! Her performance is not for the faint of heart, but it's an absolutely stellar performance!
OKAY BUT WHYS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD LILI AND COLE SOUND IN SEVENTEEN
Honestly that ones actually pretty good, the harmonies and it wasn’t so over the top
I mean it was okay but idk I can’t get into it (btw I think their voices are great, but like every 2 seconds it switches to Venessa and Madeleine and it breaks the mood for me. It’s supposed to be a “love song” between two ppl, I wish they kept it between either Madeleine and Venessa or Cole and Lily.)
It wasn't as good as the original but they actually did the harmonies this time so yeah it was better than the others.
What they did to Candy Store I just can’t forgive. Like they under sexualised the lyrics but over sexualised the dance??
But censored the words, like wtf
And let’s not forget that there weren’t any harmonies 😐
now lets skip to dead girl walking to find some quality lyrics; *all hope is gone*
i saw people on the comments of the actual video and the other heathers ones being like "omg so good" BEECH WHAT
I get if they wanna censor some words, sure, but if they changed 'pussy' to 'doorknob', why is 'bitch and moan' still the same 😂
The fact that Broadway performances are live and that still sound better... I-
Right
Not only that, but live performers have to sing up to eight times. A week sometimes. If i recall correctly, Veronica's actress (Barrett) had to do 2 shows a day at times and Riverdale has the audacity to use these takes🤦♂️
@@Jompan123 ª there are teen shows with songs that are wonderful, that's not a limitation-
@@Jompan123 yeah, that's what I'm saying "wtf"
@@varianmetcalf8220 they because they are train perfomers that talented af
Riverdale sounds like a bunch of five year olds trying to sound like high schoolers trying to cover up that they are robots with autotune.
How do you even manage that
riverdale is also tone deaf ngl. im amazed by how bad they sound.
the way heather sings "don't you dare touch me," in beautiful just makes me die inside
This sounds like they were trying to be Glee and failed miserably.
This. This is the comment 👏🏾
Yeah 😂
Like just another geek trying to imitade the populare people and failing miserably. ;)
@@SisterTheohild i wanted to say thatttttt
IMO, I actually enjoy listening to songs from Riverdale. It's just that they are oversexualizing it with suggestive dances even though they're supposed to be teenagers
I’m sorry but I’ll never get over how badly they disrespected Carrie and Heathers
Those are my two favourite musicals. I was SO offended.
DON'T GET ME STARTEEDDDDDDD
Why did they disrespect those musicals? (Please don't attack me, I really don't know and I'm curious)
they altered the songs to fit there plot personally i enjoyed it despite being a theater nerd
IKR THEY RUINED IT!!!
what’s striking is how much more powerful the broadway versions felt and how much more personality and character the songs had. in riverdale the covers just feel… flat :(
Heather Chandler started singing beautiful I was like “okay autotuned but could be worse” and then they changed the lyrics
I still can’t get over “You just got to prove your not a doorknob anymore” what does that even mean
Right? I'm personally all for changing that lyric for TV, but why DOORKNOB? WTH DOES THAT MEAN? Girl scout makes sense in place of lamea** but DOORKNOB?
Oh No I BeTteR NoT mEsS WiTh ThEm Or I'lL Be A dOOrKNoB -totally scared-
@@alexandersleaf why does it matter-
@@sexycorn100 cause they like riverdale it is fine, no need to hate on TV shows people like 😁
@@katiehelms8903 I never said it was bad I said that’s a stupid phrase
Can we talk about how dirty they did candy store? Their version doesn’t even make sense...
AND THE WHIP NOISE
AND THE CLIPPITY CLOP OF THE SHOE NOISES
AND THE WEIRD SHAKING IN THEIR VOICES
AND THE OFF NOTES
AND THE END 😭
ASSFGJKL-
Lozza Jacko YESSSSS 😭😭😭
Ewwwwwww
candy store was bad but C A R R I E
They didnt fol,ow a very important rule of musical theatre.
QUIET FEET PEOPLE QUIET FEET
lowering the harmonies an octave because none of the actors have the vocal range to go that high.
When Cheryl sang Carrie it loooked so funny i burst out laughing
How is the live version so much better than the tv show when they’re dancing and singing LIVE with no opportunity to redo it if they mess up
Alternate title: Broadway actors carrying this video on their back.
Definitely
facts
Joseph Carlisle theyre breaking their backs from the weight too
The reason why broadway is better is because they don’t need auto tune to make them sound good...
PERIODT
Can we talk about how riverdale is just trying to make the songs dramatic and sexy and completely take away the musical theatre aspect of it?!?!
Especially anything goes....
Well river dale is a sexualized and mystery filled version of the Archie Comics (I collected quite of few of the comics when I was younger)
That was my first thought too. A lot of these songs are supposed to be fast-paced and really show off the characters' personalities. Riverdale took all that out. Also, the actors aren't really musical theatre singers, and the show clearly didn't bother investing in any sort of training for them. They were like "let's just audiotune everything".
@@ohmygoddaddystop I agree I actually don't mind people making songs sexual even though the original one wasn't but I cringe so hard through that whole performance and to make it worse I love that song
And this is why I love riverdale ❤️💍
They gotta do one for Riverdale vs Glee vs Broadway
This just made me appreciate Neil Patrick Harris even more 😊
what's sad is that most of the riverdale cast aren't even bad singers, they're just assigned to songs that don't suit their voice at all then get way over edited until they don't sound real anymore.
lili and casey should've gotten way more singing parts
FR LIKE WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THAT ONE SONG FOR COLE PLS THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY
Whatever the editing is doing- It makes them sound so emotionless and like robots
Ikr like so many of them can sing nicely and then they are like yeah so we know you are a soprano but here’s an alto’s song do it
Riverdale’s all that jazz really just feels like they’re trying way too hard to sexualize the song ? Most of it as I’ve seen is like that though I think. It might be the auto tune but all of their voices just sound. So weird? Like really weirdly 2 dimensional
No, I agree. I think why it works in the musical is because it’s not a sexual, and it hints into all the themes that will later show. This is just ladies rolling on the floor, trying to show off.
they have NO emotion Riverdale when they sing, its just about hitting the note it seems. especially when the autotune is added, it flattens all tone
also the Carrie one reminds me of Trisha Paytas doing Beetlejuice 😬
and they tried to make the choreo very very um smooth and slick when it’s supposed to be controlled
Not to mention, the characters are literal TEENAGERS
I know it’s technically an off-Broadway performance, but I would have done the Seattle show for Carrie. Such a phenomenal performance.
tbh "Beautiful" was good at first but fr tho that "WHO COULD SURVIVE THIS??" had me speechless..
When u realise that they are all supposed to be in high school-
Edit: I meant this by like riverdale literally sexualized all of these songs even more . Like heathers is a good badass musical. But riverdale just made it so uncomfortable
Oh my God I know they do be putting 23 year olds and saying they're 16
@@andreabersoza2588
While its annoying that they do that they have a pretty good reason.
@@ashlynnheller8400 the only reason is the oversexualisation of the characters... 😂
@@luciedrabkova8718
The fact that they can do that helps. But teens and adults can look pretty simaller dependong on age. And with teens you have to follow the laws that come with working eith minors.
Why are the portraying these so characters who are supposed to be TEENAGERS so sexually. Like, Betty does a damn strip dance and no one has an issue she's supposed to be like 16????????
Riverdale: avoids belting as much as possible
Literally any Broadway singer ever: ...Should we tell them
Please someone tell me what belting is already. 😩
@@jaeahn_ Like belting the song out and carrying your voice really loudly?
@@jaeahn_ belting is a form of singing (super common in theatre) which comes from chest support, so it sounds sort of like a mix between singing and shouting but if done right it plays really well!! if you listen to renee rapp or barrett wilbert weed (belting) and laura osnes in “in my own little corner” (head voice), you might be able to hear that difference, they’re all incredibly talented theatre performers!! hope this helps
They are scared of belting
@@louuuwalker ty !! :]
listening to them sing "In" from Carrie was painful
Edit:
listening to them sing anything from Carrie was painful
Riverdale is the Kidzbop of Theatre
I hate how riverdale over sexualises everything, like candy store and all that jazz. It makes me really uncomfortable
Same doe
Especially considering that the characters are supposed to be teenagers....
They over-sexualize it yet they also censored most of the lyrics which makes it even worse
I swear they're like minors?
@@ITSMETHESHEEP "you just gotta prove you're not a DOORKNOB anymore~" Hm.... makes sense
When Riverdale sang the songs from Heathers it basically just sounded like rubbing a damp tissue on your face.
I think this is the best thing I’ve ever read
@@ineedassistance5571 thank you very much :)
I love this comment with my heart.
@@Clementine3107 that's so nice ❤
Except for seventeen
1:49
Josie: *singing*
Dancers at the back: *My teenage sleep paralysis demon on tiktok at 3 am*
In my opinion, all of the songs were MUCH better in broadway then they are in riverdale 🧍♀️
Riverdale: *somehow makes all that jazz more sexual*
Also riverdale: YoU jUsT gOtTa PrOvE yOu'Re NoT a *DoOrKnOb* AnYmOrEe
I’ve never seen Chicago so I didn’t know what the original sounded like an then I heard the original and was like WTF
Also Anything goes from Anything goes (which I’ve also never seen) LIKE I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING SIMILAR WTF
When I heard how they sung Anything Goes I was SHOCKED
The doorknob line made me wheeze
@@redheartsunglasses What the hell did they do to Anything Goes?!?!? My jaw was down on the floor!
How dare they disrespect Sutton Foster like that
Nobody is better than queen sutton
I WAS SO MAD WHEN I HEARD THEIR VERSION OF ANYTHING GOES THERE ARE NO WORDS TO EXPRESS MY ANGER
IKR!!!!!
Ceennabons, Pigfarts, Audits and Chad same I was panicking I was actually doubting that it was the song
@@jlynn4187 Same
I just have to say that heathers the musical’s candystore gives me chills every time I listen to it
It’s a miracle that they never found or got the rights to Spring Awakening because they definitely would have done it, and very badly
Worst part is: Fans of Riverdale won't look into the beauty of the original broadway. There are some song where Riverdale just really did the original dirty
Yessss I agree so much
Riverdale actually got me to go watch Heather's the musical, watched all the recorded performances on TH-cam and buy the Broadway soundtrack...... I'm embarrassed but I liked the episode
Sad Siren oh that’s actually really cool! At least some fans wanted to check out the musical
@@sadsiren3208 Yeah, that's really good to hear but I just doubt there are actual high numbers when it comes to going to look at the source material. You're allowed to like the episode, but riverdale just can't hold a candle to the originals. The biggest disrespect is Anything Goes as well. Went from a fast song to get your foot tapping to... a balad? A slow sad song? Wat?
Yep and tbh I bet some of the younger viewers of river dale prob think the songs r from river dale which is acc just sad af
If they even touch Hamilton, Les Mis, or Beetlejuce, I’m throwing hands for real
New season: "you say, the price of my love is a price that ur not willing to pay"
[Mokapot_Gaming] NoOoOo
Same riverdale is a trash ass show
And dear Evan Hansen tho I doubt they would do that cuz DEH only has 4 female roles
I can definitely imagine them doing that unfortunately
People were right when they said 17 wasn’t that bad
Literally the only song they didn’t butcher 😭
the riverdale version of beautiful and candy store sounds like the justin bieber 2004 version 😭 it was kinda ROUGH
i don’t want tROUblEUH
Remember when Betty, Archie, Jughead, and Veronica were comic book characters. Good times
My sister and I used to read them many times but this? *No*
And when the show was about a boy that got murdered
@@poppyarnold3128 now I look around at these characters I've known all my life and I ask myself what happened??
Veronica Soy sauce Omg yes 😂
@@poppyarnold3128 😂😂😂
Riverdale: has a teenager do a strip dance in a club in front of a bunch on adults, including her boyfriends father and her mother, so she can be initiated into a gang
Also Riverdale: yOu JuSt GoTtA pRoOvE yOuRe NoT a DoOrKnOb AnYmOrE
Riverdale: Makes Dead Girl Walking about a threesome on a stage
Also Riverdale: DiRtY dAnCiNg WiTh ThE fOoTbAlL tEaM
Thats the exact episode i stopped watching
Juniper And they literally did drugs (jingle jangle) on the show
Actually there all adults
Alicia Radtke-Thirsk they’re literally highschool students
The river dale versions make me want to cry.
No I just saw big fun, what did they do 😭
"I think I'm dying"
me too sir, me too.
Riverdale writer: ok so we're gonna overly sexualize these teenage characters okay?
The cast:*practicing candy store* you just gotta prove you're not a pus-
Writer:WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CANT SAY THAT SAY...UHHHHHH *looks at door* OKAY WE'RE GONNA SAY DOORKNOB INSTEAD!
Yeah they’re like you and your 16 year old boyfriend can do it but no cursing
“You can say bitch and moan but not pussy!”
not to defend the writer(s??) of that episode, but there's an actual 'high school' version of Heathers, so they're using the proper lyrics. (which makes me ask who thought it'd be a good idea to take a show like Heathers and make it a little more school friendly.)
@@confused0dinosaur wait the HS version actually says doorknob.....is that an obscure insult i am unaware of...?
@@briebeard3475 it's definitely an older one. I heard it during the 90's for sure. I was only alive for the last 2 years of the 80's, so I can't say how popular it was then.
Riverdale ruined the whole “Beautiful” because THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VERONICA SINGING AS WELL NOT JUST THE HEATHERS
GIRL AND THE "who could survive this!" WAS SO OFF TUNE I LITERALY STARTED SOBBING-
Brooooooo "Let's make *me* beautiful" made me cry it was DISGUSTING I-
It’s legit like they didn’t even try. Like, wtf is that singing? I know _children_ who can sing some of these songs better. It’s _so_ offkey.
RIVERDALE JUST COMPLETELY SCREWED OVER HEATHERS
Ikr they legit forgot the entire ensemble it’s like do they know nearly all musicals have ensembles or backup singers and they sounded horrible and don’t even get me started with the Choreography
The only song that actually fits the show is Seventeen, cuz this teens are solving murders, fighting against some d&d evil and discovering superpowers but i’ve never seen them talking about homework
I like how riverdale's anything goes has a completely different vibe to broadway's version.
You can tell they are screen actors and not live theatre actors
live theater takes real work you practice for months and then once ur on stage thats it spotlights on you, no second chances, no auto tune nothing you have one shot to make opening night a night to remember.
@@Bubblesdefrog I agree. WHen your on a screen show, you can reshoot the scene again and again. THis is why I don't like how they do musicals. Lets keep the broadway actors doing the broadway music. Thank you!
That’s what makes broadway music so special. It takes weeks, even months, to have this show and it’s sold out tickets, a room with hundreds of people and there’s no second chances as someone has said. But with movies, a shoot can be done over and over again and the actors might as well be lip singing
Riverdale's heathers really sounds like a copyright free, kid friendly version of the real one made by some 15 year olds who don't know what they're doing
15 year olds are better than that, or at least they put more effort into it
That's an insult to 15 year olds..... 😅
Kids bop 2.0
the meaning taken out of every heathers song 😭
I wish we heard lilli reinhart song mote, her voice is so stunning and, I would have loved to hear it more
Wait I’m so confused. I thought Riverdale was a murder mystery
Dude I thought the same thing
it was, then it just turned into utter diaster
@@dmay6637 it's just a whole mess I don't just a mess I don't know how to explain it any other way like season one they had a plot it was all right it wasn't good or anyting it was very all right and a season 2 it was like you know what screw all that we're just going to throw everything out the window
Still is. We are trying to solve the mystery of why they keep killing our precious shows!
It is but they add musical episodes and songs into it idk why it's so dumb
I don’t like how they tried to like sexualize anything goes it just sounded so weird
Kaylee Garay ikr
I know, it was in minor like what?-
I think the minor key was a cool concept, it just wasn’t delivered properly
I like the remake but not the visuals
Every time I hear Riverdale Candy Store I can’t get over how hard purple girl says her rs. HAS SHE NEVER SANG BEFORE?!??! YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO INNUNCIATE RS!!!
riverdales anything goes was physically painful for me oh my god
Edit: I SAID THAT BEFORE I HEARD LITERALLY EVERY HEATHER ONE HELP
“Riverdale’s” versions feel like a soda that’s been left out in the sun too long that’s warm and lost its fizz
But that soda is McDonald's Sprite
It would be a flat soda which is what the singing is sometimes
Yeah it's like a bad rip off brand tho it tastes odd and fake. I can tell what it's trying to be but it doesn't mean it doesn't taste like shit.
No one:
Riverdale during candy store: *whipping noise*
Seriously I didn't realize we were watching Johnny Test
WoOoOoSh
@Rosemary McBratnie oh, no, pls, it is in my head now!
AAA, this is awful!
12:35 THE WAY THEY SAID 3PM 💀💀
i always get hyped up for big fun but it sound silent
Riverdale: You’ve just gotta prove you’re not a dOoRKnOb-
Me: I’M SORRY A _WHAT?_
yes. i am a doorknob and doorknob is me
biological men have penises, biological women have doorknobs. diDnT yOu pAy aTtEnTiOn iN sChOoL?!
They had to cause the CW wouldn't let them cuss which is crazy
dominique thenosyreader THEY LITERALLY SAID BITCH
Riverdale is better then Broadway tbh.
Seventeen: *plays*
Me: this isn't to bad
Big fun,: *plays*
Me: dear god no...
I lost it when beautiful came on
Most of the poor excuse of Heathers special made me feel all: NDHEHEHFSHSHSKEKEKEKE NO WHY WHY WHY
@@luveydovey6553 The beginning sounded so DAMN LIFELESS
and the fact that she used ‘heather’
@@serene8998 I TOTALLY AGREE
I love how much personality stage actors put in compared to TV
Broadway wins,but maybe I'm bias
"Which do you pick?" That's not even a debate! Riverdale ruined everything. Casey Cott was the only one who could do anything and that's because he and his brother actually do musical theater.
I'm triggered by all of this, but I'm especially triggered by the Heathers episode in which Veronica didn't play Veronica
I know, but it’s because the character fit more with heather because of the whole divorce thing
Yeah, and then they had live five different people playing Veronica instead.
@@starrycactusx5978 Can you believe it was supposed to be Josie?
i love your profile pic ;)
It physically hurts me to listen to the Heather's
RIVERDALE BIG FUN LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE A SCHOOL CHOIR
LMAO WAIT YES
Or kids bop with inappropriate video
Chloe Asbill and bad censorship on the song
Autotuned school choir.. 😏
That's an insult to a good school choir
i actually started to cry when in came on
I love the wii sports song in the beginning😂
Can we say prayers for Casey Cott, out fellow theatre kid who broke his back carrying the entire show on his back
I think Lili was a theater kid too lol
Not just him along with the girl that sang with pussycats
His brother is on BROADWAY and river day is really punishing him
Yeah, Lili and the girl who plays Veronica, are also theatre kids. Although, Casey Cott does bring the magic to these renditions.
Bruv i only watch riverdale to see Casey..his character is my favourite tbh, so that’s why i watch it. and i wanna see how much worse it gets