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  • @tylerprime6741
    @tylerprime6741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    "So what did you do at work today?"
    Shayne: "I screamed at a steak for 10 minutes"

    • @walterwhite8968
      @walterwhite8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Raze_aiden12 Garcia This isn't tiktok you dum dum, dummy dumb dum.

    • @ricobeats1483
      @ricobeats1483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't care lol

    • @Stevearonisoup13
      @Stevearonisoup13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tyler Prime He spells it Shayne

    • @leahl6625
      @leahl6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Raze_aiden12 Garcia this isn't Tik tok it's TH-cam take that unfunny joke back to Tik tok

    • @alanbaethke1397
      @alanbaethke1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayy i was the 1000 like!😁😁😁

  • @kcjean008
    @kcjean008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    I feel like shayne has been waiting months for an excuse to scream on camera

    • @papaemeritus_ghoulsss
      @papaemeritus_ghoulsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's spelt Shayne lol just saying 😁

    • @HurriShane00
      @HurriShane00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@papaemeritus_ghoulsss haha niiiice :)

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁😁😁

    • @kcjean008
      @kcjean008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Savannah Guestford thanks

    • @microsnail2761
      @microsnail2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While watching the vid i thought to myself that i missed the sheer VOLUME

  • @giancarloauriemma7525
    @giancarloauriemma7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "because this is my *tREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAATT*"

  • @michaelg.1213
    @michaelg.1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    "we should buy a TV"
    It might be the lack of sleep but that KILLED me, realizing that Damien and Ian were just clicking controllers and not actually changing anything

  • @MrHydrated
    @MrHydrated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    Shane with a mouśtache: *Fancy Keto*

    • @emnwf5125
      @emnwf5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shayne laughing at himself.

    • @unfamiliarstrangerface
      @unfamiliarstrangerface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shayne not Shane

    • @emnwf5125
      @emnwf5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unfamiliarstrangerface thank you.

    • @alexandrecharest4853
      @alexandrecharest4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wanna know how I get this mustache?

    • @emnwf5125
      @emnwf5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandrecharest4853 how

  • @kharga9046
    @kharga9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I don’t know why but Ian and Damien having a completely normal conversation is strangely wholesome and heartwarming

  • @rileyk0808
    @rileyk0808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    shaynes mustache looks like that one uncle at the family reunion who hugs for **too** long

  • @dianesebastian5147
    @dianesebastian5147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    That steak scene was every lactose tolerant while drinking milk

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's biologically very similar, actually. Your body produces special enzymes to help you digest meat or lactose. The lactose enzymes are supposed to naturally stop when you're weaned, and the meat enzymes work similiarly by stopping then they're no longer needed. Lactose *tolerance* is just a mutation that keeps that enzyme around past infancy.

    • @goreweeb4566
      @goreweeb4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And eating ice cream

    • @emmalouise9156
      @emmalouise9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      gingerweasel So you’re telling me I shit myself from drinking milk because I’m *not* a mutation?

    • @Djinn_Entonic
      @Djinn_Entonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everything with lactose is delicious and the cost is only a little thirst and an hour in the WC

    • @star.interlude
      @star.interlude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meeeee

  • @lnelykenneth8560
    @lnelykenneth8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “WHATEVER I WANT AS LONG ITS LQUID?!?!”
    -Shane 2020

  • @jairo2115
    @jairo2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “dieting is a state of mind-cOME ON !!! jÜśT sTåRvĘ yØûRšĒłF !!! “

    • @addisonbarton8757
      @addisonbarton8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jay the only part I didn’t like cause it’s just sounds like an eating disorder ah

  • @704.dylann
    @704.dylann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Shane’s moustache looks like he’s cat fishing us and not cat fishing is at the same time

    • @vbgaming6203
      @vbgaming6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      why do I see a little bit of gus johnson in his moustache?

    • @zuro8553
      @zuro8553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah yes the floor is made out of foor

    • @phantamboi_official
      @phantamboi_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is what you call a rare insult

    • @inkbean4826
      @inkbean4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @pinkyxie2467
      @pinkyxie2467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOl

  • @azamazasog
    @azamazasog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "I like the pain, pain is gooood!!!" Best line ever

    • @pythondoesstuff2969
      @pythondoesstuff2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The world shall know pain" - pain

    • @Min-vr6gh
      @Min-vr6gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In French pain means bread

    • @ConnorShockey-v4z
      @ConnorShockey-v4z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      never hold a knife at shayne, thats attempted murder and its a crime and you can get arrested for it

  • @jasminestiara
    @jasminestiara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Shayne going into labor was the most.

  • @70kTeeth
    @70kTeeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “I’m vegetarian, not vegan.” “What’s the difference?” I FELT THAT

    • @katiel8010
      @katiel8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YESSSSS oh my gosh. Everyone thinks I can have dairy 🥺

    • @emocorn4802
      @emocorn4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God sameeeee

    • @daisyprice4870
      @daisyprice4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt that too much

    • @Megan-ws3fr
      @Megan-ws3fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      katie l I’m vegetarian and constantly get called a vegan lmao

    • @MultiTaz333
      @MultiTaz333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@katiel8010 you can... you're just too pussified to choose it

  • @bowsermario4327
    @bowsermario4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    “I’m making tamales!”
    Well unfortunately, they take about 24 hrs to make, so what were you gonna do eat that day?

  • @TwilightOcelot
    @TwilightOcelot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "I LIKE THE PAIN, THE PAIN IS GOOD!!!"

    • @pissorade
      @pissorade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Markiplier: laughs im masochist

    • @lb0433
      @lb0433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like sex

    • @ultra0344
      @ultra0344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      elbe Mahadi wtf

    • @harrytellam-clark3662
      @harrytellam-clark3662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DiamondOcelot0fTwilight TOTALLY

    • @harrytellam-clark3662
      @harrytellam-clark3662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was gonna be a rage monster

  • @brightthunderbird7831
    @brightthunderbird7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Why is Damien so beautiful in this video? Like a pretty pirate.
    His power is growing

  • @EaglesMan710
    @EaglesMan710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:42
    “Anyway, you should really think about this diet, it’s like super easy.”
    Ryan George: “Barely an inconvenience.”
    😂😂

    • @bod-7268
      @bod-7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh really?

  • @vanshjalora8706
    @vanshjalora8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Shayne with moustache: *exists*
    Gus Jhonson: so u've been thinking of me?

  • @vlahakisnick
    @vlahakisnick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Omg Olivia's "I bet they're so authentic" was so perfect i almost spit out my water!

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes her delivery of it was spot on lol

    • @samderbyshire520
      @samderbyshire520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ew water, try some milkshake with steak

    • @cyberjunk1484
      @cyberjunk1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samderbyshire520 omg i love that mix

  • @bunny-xd5jm
    @bunny-xd5jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    That first girl is me when I haven't eaten in 30 minutes

    • @gymnodinium9
      @gymnodinium9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can't talk to anyone until I get a bit of breakfast when I wake up xD

    • @ruby..isrllycool
      @ruby..isrllycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gymnodinium9 same

    • @ruby..isrllycool
      @ruby..isrllycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also her names in Courtney

    • @nohomeobromeo4973
      @nohomeobromeo4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've always been confused when ppl are like that lol I do intermittent fasting for 16 hours everyday and I've never had that problem😂

    • @ruhinrahi3142
      @ruhinrahi3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their name is Courtney, and they're great!

  • @BobBobZing
    @BobBobZing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Literally everyone: shanes moustache
    Me: Ian's bowl haircut

    • @potatosalad5014
      @potatosalad5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I see your comma and I raise you, a colon :

    • @gota482
      @gota482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@potatosalad5014 lol

    • @michaelwellman2036
      @michaelwellman2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know what a colon is? It looks like this “:”

    • @Moenk
      @Moenk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me, damiens beard

    • @scooterberryshadow8917
      @scooterberryshadow8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moenk Same

  • @ninrinris8606
    @ninrinris8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Shayne: "We need to not eat bread for the rest of our lives"
    Me: takes a bite of the slice of bread I had just gotten

    • @caitlynhuff9202
      @caitlynhuff9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was literally eating pizza at the same time.

    • @lastnamefirstname5295
      @lastnamefirstname5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven't eaten a plain slice of bread in a long time

  • @mountmassive237
    @mountmassive237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Shane is officially the creepy uncle you don't want at a family reunion.

  • @SilentGAMERZisgay
    @SilentGAMERZisgay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Here in quarantine there's no such thing as “diet”

    • @GodOfWarPigeon.
      @GodOfWarPigeon. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are correct

    • @dogmamcat1321
      @dogmamcat1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true

    • @chump6770
      @chump6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that is called eAtInG

    • @DapperHuman
      @DapperHuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean I diet isn’t eating healthy tho so hmmmm

    • @jakegachalifereactions6991
      @jakegachalifereactions6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahhaha a lolololololololllllololololo hahahahahhaahhaahahhaha lolololololololllllololololo yeah that's true

  • @evannburke3313
    @evannburke3313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2322

    When shayne is eating the steak he kinda looks like he has a period cramp

    • @astaleth1711
      @astaleth1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Why is that so true

    • @samuelomg3683
      @samuelomg3683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought that digestion hits at 40 hours later

    • @psuedonym9623
      @psuedonym9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      he looks like hes giving birth lol

    • @possesed_beans
      @possesed_beans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@psuedonym9623
      😂😂😂

    • @jenniferarbour8597
      @jenniferarbour8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Psuedo Nym true true

  • @YinsightfulYoga
    @YinsightfulYoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    " how do you know how to make tamales? they must be so authentic" hahaha YES LOVE IT

  • @mrnotanalien881
    @mrnotanalien881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "wHeRE aRe mY oLivEs!"

    • @michaelncube1183
      @michaelncube1183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TonyStark-np4sf
      @TonyStark-np4sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Shayne Looks On In Horror*

    • @dcfan2394
      @dcfan2394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lol

    • @pissorade
      @pissorade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did I think she said almonds im very- y e s

    • @ConnorShockey-v4z
      @ConnorShockey-v4z 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      she needs to get arrested for attempted murder

  • @doodles_bi_tea
    @doodles_bi_tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Having to film Shayne just yelling at himself and the steak would’ve made me crack up and I’d be laughing my butt off

    • @doodles_bi_tea
      @doodles_bi_tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galaxy the NightWing A L L O F T H E M

  • @kayla8265
    @kayla8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Me on my period thinking that the cramps died down but then they get worse than before: 3:35

    • @wadoom8355
      @wadoom8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was going to say the exact same thing omg 😂😂

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is this a female joke I'm too male to understand?

    • @wadoom8355
      @wadoom8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ootfan7882 yea you males have it easy 😭🙄

    • @natayeet3216
      @natayeet3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *cries knowing my period is coming in a few days*

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wadoom8355 I'll say.

  • @t_yamz
    @t_yamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Shayne is growing out the mustache in hopes to defeat Gus. He believes the power comes from the 'stache.

  • @C_analompe
    @C_analompe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Dead meme:
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Shayne: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @krytzzz
      @krytzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HarveyFry oh no

    • @animeiscool5347
      @animeiscool5347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringw

    • @C_analompe
      @C_analompe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harveypoo Style I mean it’s tru tho

  • @avrilbartlett7587
    @avrilbartlett7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he said "don't eat bread" I was eating bread I just stoped looked at a wall and was like yeah I should

  • @AllThingsAndrew
    @AllThingsAndrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Damien is literally the best actor in the whole crew, that man needs to have a movie already

    • @alexanderpi9393
      @alexanderpi9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ehh Hell no

    • @ZucchiniAT
      @ZucchiniAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexanderpi9393 Yeah. Damien is not the best actor, but he is a good one.

    • @zsj._0919
      @zsj._0919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZucchiniAT Very well explained. It's perfect!

  • @autumnlyntheair
    @autumnlyntheair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:09 Imagine Rhett and Link come in looking so confused.
    Shayne: *AH... AHHHHH!!!*
    Link: _I don't know about you but smella that._

  • @invest-i-gator8896
    @invest-i-gator8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:29 Shayne’s face is too priceless

  • @gogetagl4577
    @gogetagl4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "So what did you do at work today?"
    Shane: "I screamed at a steak for 10 minutes"

  • @jaelynrice3260
    @jaelynrice3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “WHAT EVER I WANT AS LONG AS ITS LIQUID“ 😂

  • @ambi_bambiiii
    @ambi_bambiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As someone in recovery from an eating disorder, I love this satirical exposé of the toxicity of diet culture. I know it may seem a crazy dream, but one day we will all be able to eat what we feel like without guilt or shame. Everyone should eat how it is right for them, because bodies are unique and no two people eat the exact same way

    • @atrixlougqegaming9597
      @atrixlougqegaming9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great

    • @atrixlougqegaming9597
      @atrixlougqegaming9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People doesn't know how to eat according to their need. Fat people are beautiful, but the fat content in their body can kill them.

    • @zaneps151
      @zaneps151 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably the best diet out there is calorie counting and there’s apps out there that assist with it
      Basically you can eat and drink whatever you want as long as you keep the calorie count below a certain level

    • @kjfbjajfnfmelly
      @kjfbjajfnfmelly ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@zaneps151this still can get really unhealthy. young girls use this method and eat BELOW the bare minimum. it's a good method but diets can always get bad

  • @madisonkeller9960
    @madisonkeller9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I'm a vegetarian and what they said about the whole vegan/vegetarian situation hit too close to home😂 every time I brought my lunch to school there would be one kid saying " Oh, so if you can't have cheese why are you eating it?' Then I would have to explain the differences😂

    • @MeWe-fh1lu
      @MeWe-fh1lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still don't get it😂

    • @caitlinginger7384
      @caitlinginger7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me We vegetarians don’t eat meat, vegans don’t eat any animal based food such as cheese and eggs and milk as well as meat

    • @DamianCRWDctrl
      @DamianCRWDctrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caitlinginger7384 we also don't buy animal products like leather or products that underwent animal testing

    • @starfuldream8733
      @starfuldream8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DamianCRWDctrl Thats only some vegetarians, that's completely diffrent from being a vegetarian since vegetarianism explains what you eat not what you buy.

    • @jeezbeezbeezwax8101
      @jeezbeezbeezwax8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aayy vegi friend

  • @imaweeb8417
    @imaweeb8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    How are there already 3 dislikes it’s been like a minute. I guess there are “OG Smosh fans” with notifs on and still asking where Anthony is.

    • @E11-k7v
      @E11-k7v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Their so annoying

    • @PlutoMan
      @PlutoMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha

    • @danutzz1904
      @danutzz1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait... Where's Anthony?

    • @RR-ty3mv
      @RR-ty3mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean I do miss them-but I don’t dislike new smosh.

    • @musiceatsthekids371
      @musiceatsthekids371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you say the name of the hallowed one

  • @Dude-cf8hb
    @Dude-cf8hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    People on keto:
    "Oh yea, you don't eat any carbs and you go into ketosis and it's SOO GOOD FOR YOU!! Try it"
    Me with type 1 diabetes:
    *Bruh*

    • @tinknal6449
      @tinknal6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have type 2 and keto has totally reversed it. I know for a fact that there are people successfully doing keto with type1. Doesn't reverse it but greatly reduces the amount of insulin needed. Fact of the matter is before injectable insulin keto was the standard treatment for type 1.

    • @Dude-cf8hb
      @Dude-cf8hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tinknal6449 wait really?
      Everyone around me (including my doctors) have told me ketones are bad for my body. Since keto relies on ketosis (aka) I assumed keto was bad for diabetics

    • @tinknal6449
      @tinknal6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dude-cf8hb Ketoacidosis is bad for diabetics. This is an entirely different thing than ketosis. Ketoacidosis occurs when ketones are present at the same time as extremely high blood glucose. This cannot happen while in true ketosis. Search for videos on the subject, there are guys who can explain it better than I. Look up Dr. Eric Berg and Dr. Ken Berry, those guys know their stuff.

    • @tinknal6449
      @tinknal6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dude-cf8hb It is tougher for type 1s. Requires closer monitoring and a keto friendly doctor. People who do it usually drastically reduce the amount of insulin they need.

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinknal6449 keto isn't good for anyone on insulin, period, all type one people are insulin dependent, and yes, ketosis is vastly different than ketoacidosis

  • @sky_blxss3378
    @sky_blxss3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Hey brother come back dude”
    That sounds like something Shane would say a lot lol

    • @sky_blxss3378
      @sky_blxss3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SunOnShine really bro, this is not the comment to protest. But yes I do agree blm

  • @rodspqmmer_hd1083
    @rodspqmmer_hd1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Shane with a mouśtache: Fancy Keto
    Shane without a mouśtache: your average white guy

  • @TheKimiChannel
    @TheKimiChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anyone noticed they filmed this socially distant? No one was on top of each other like they usually are lol. Yay for filming safely!

  • @sillymadness2896
    @sillymadness2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Nobody:
    Gordon Ramsay when he sees anything raw: 3:59

    • @sgmartin3473
      @sgmartin3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody:
      Gordon Ramsay when people says his name is Gordon ramsey
      3:59

    • @vinodmascot1905
      @vinodmascot1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lpl

  • @ramengod1151
    @ramengod1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Courtney: WHERE ARE MY OLIVES!!🤬
    Me: please don’t kill me🥺😩

  • @whivvy
    @whivvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i really love how recently they’ve put more of their unique personalities into their characters! the videos are far more entertaining to watch!

  • @btsforever9735
    @btsforever9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Have ever heard of God diet?
    It's a diet where you eat whatever you want and then pray to God not to get fat

    • @adiscountlemon1961
      @adiscountlemon1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SunOnShine the hell does that have to do with the joke

  • @red_alder
    @red_alder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “Digesting HURTS” omg I’m in anorexia recovery and I FELT THAT

    • @AvaTheTwilightZone
      @AvaTheTwilightZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh been there done that, trust me it'll get better

    • @xylondacollins
      @xylondacollins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ASL (American Sign Language): This happened to me with the Sprite soda at camp. I quitted it cold turkey with my family except Ginger ale only.

    • @bellagothsexgf4385
      @bellagothsexgf4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally me rn

    • @MeWe-fh1lu
      @MeWe-fh1lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SunOnShine no

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me We yes

  • @LAURENAURORA31
    @LAURENAURORA31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @ 0:36 “duh doy” 👏🏼😂 Thats totally me 😅🤣

  • @nocturnalizzie
    @nocturnalizzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This is why the reliable way to lose weight through changing your diet is just to eat fewer calories. I lost weight last year without any exercise and while eating what I normally eat, but keeping track of how many calories everything was and making sure I stayed under a certain limit. (And then lockdown started and now I keep stress-baking cheesecakes. Argh.)

    • @mgomez6480
      @mgomez6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Calorie restriction only works so far and only lasts as far as your will power can stretch and isn't great if you're prone to disordered eating. What worked for me personally is trial and error finding healthy things I actually like and enjoy and then slowly eating the unhealthy things I like less and the healthy things I like more. That way because I'm still enjoying my food I don't have to feel restricted which is what makes many diets hard to stick with.

    • @benkle3000
      @benkle3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mgomez6480 Thats because you're looking at it the wrong way. It's not supposed to be calorie restriction, you're supposed to get used to healthy portion sizes (as most people's portions are more than they should be). Find out the recommended portion sizes for your height/recommended body weight etc (there are online calculators), and then slowly just reduce your portions by 5/10% at a time until you have a healthy eating habit.
      I've been doing this for 5 years and I went from 120kg now down to 76kg. If you do it slow, its maintainable, and willpower Isn't even a factor, it just becomes what you're used to.
      of course, this should be in conjunction with what you mentioned, replacing unhealthy foods with healthy alternatives, like drinking tea instead of soda, or non-sugar variants of soda, or fruit juice, and things like fruit instead of baked goods/candy, etc. both of these changes together result in a solid overall lifestyle change.

    • @kingdiggles777
      @kingdiggles777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben Terrell this helped a lot thanks man

    • @benkle3000
      @benkle3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Protocol15 to be fair, for a lot of people wanting to diet, they are overweight, so losing weight in general for them is a simple marker for "improved health". I think anyone who embarks on the journey of "weight loss" long enough eventually learns there's definitely more to it than just being skinnier. Muscle mass, nutrition, muscular /skeletal health and developing healthy habits are all important. All of these will have an effect on your mental and emotional health simply by way of feeling better, regular endorphin release, and of course improved self image/confidence. Of course it's completely different for every individual, but these are pretty common for most people undergoing this journey.

    • @alufmangoes6082
      @alufmangoes6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i got 2 baby mamas and 3 other girls on the DL.

  • @ozurucreates
    @ozurucreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Every Eating Disorder Ever"
    I-

    • @eevee_Pearl
      @eevee_Pearl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are u ok?😅

    • @Elliot88088
      @Elliot88088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s all I thought when I watched this

    • @yourrandominternettroll5311
      @yourrandominternettroll5311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gacha_Jazzy *
      What do u mean

    • @raychelgonos
      @raychelgonos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was literally about to comment something similar

    • @NvyDecals
      @NvyDecals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have an eating disorder... its serious

  • @richiesmeckgeckscas46
    @richiesmeckgeckscas46 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This has got to be the most realistic and educational-ish Every Blank Ever, and I honestly love it because of that.

  • @iwqya_vlm
    @iwqya_vlm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Whenever I see Shayne I keep thinking Gus is here 🤣

  • @emiliaoutofthisworld
    @emiliaoutofthisworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    My Mom: *Vegetarian*
    My Dad: *Keto*
    Me: ...
    FOOD!!!

    • @sandralewis230
      @sandralewis230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IS FOOD

    • @petrichor1956
      @petrichor1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not vegan

    • @emiliaoutofthisworld
      @emiliaoutofthisworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homeless Jesus ... XD watch the video

    • @Alex-ms1xr
      @Alex-ms1xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GalaxyGAMING_xox your mum eats vegetarian people!?

    • @sandrasancho6848
      @sandrasancho6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe
      my mom:vegetarian
      my dad:keto
      me:...
      food

  • @miravo5674
    @miravo5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Anyone else hear Damien pause when Ian says “only things that are pale” and responds under his breath with “pale peopllleee”

  • @glennverschoren4517
    @glennverschoren4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    No one.
    Absolutely no one.
    Shane: I can eat anything i want as long as it is liquid?

  • @C_analompe
    @C_analompe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Anyone else just binge watch like every old smosh vid when u already watched the lastest vids from smosh?
    Or is it just me?

    • @tbtvee3051
      @tbtvee3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye I do to

    • @eridgehernandez
      @eridgehernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watch random videos from them

  • @satansatan4312
    @satansatan4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:44 How hard did Shayne try to not break out of character.

    • @KShockey-xc5bp
      @KShockey-xc5bp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Courtney you should be investigated for attempted murder

  • @ShinyUgh
    @ShinyUgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:02 The new version of the 'What are those!!' meme

  • @fancypants9558
    @fancypants9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I like the pain
    *the pain is good”!*
    Me every day of my life

  • @forgotten8214
    @forgotten8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A sudden pause and then.....“screams” 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @saadkillerff7001
    @saadkillerff7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Mother: what are you doing
    Me: my online classes going on
    Mother: who is your teacher
    Me: smosh

    • @stinix8159
      @stinix8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bendy! not in all places

    • @htl8084
      @htl8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @bendy! Not in Britain and most other countries if u have heard there’s different countries

    • @pissorade
      @pissorade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its summer for me in america

  • @vanshjalora8706
    @vanshjalora8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    woow, an intro without thr merch ads.
    iNtErEsTiNg

    • @dustinjenkins7309
      @dustinjenkins7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ruby Gee is it wrong that I sand the "merch in the store" part of that sentence?

    • @Alex-ms1xr
      @Alex-ms1xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dustin Jenkins what.?..

    • @Alex-ms1xr
      @Alex-ms1xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING

    • @literallycarljohnson
      @literallycarljohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-ms1xr mi bran badt nut toodAy

  • @Alex-ms1xr
    @Alex-ms1xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I’m On A dIeT”
    *ests every junk food ever with the most sweetest drink ever*

  • @SpiralTheFirst
    @SpiralTheFirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:44 I feel like all that was a little improvised and now in the scrips at All XD

  • @cuzwhynot8272
    @cuzwhynot8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Day 5 of trying to get:Every “every blank ever” Ever

    • @things990
      @things990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim the Tat man Taylor there is a playlist

    • @trafalgarjchu4236
      @trafalgarjchu4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thing S no he means every every [blank] ever

  • @IIBeefII
    @IIBeefII 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:32 is me playing overly difficult video games and wondering why I’m not relaxed after a day of work

  • @bettydiaz4286
    @bettydiaz4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When your body haven’t digested meat when it’s used to it thinks you’re in danger which is why it hurts so much

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's literally special enzymes your body has to produce to help you digest meat. Your body doesn't bother producing them if you don't need them, so there's a painful adjustment period while your body catches up.

    • @RaldoBot
      @RaldoBot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you improve your grammar I literally don’t even know what your saying...

  • @Jeremiah_Anti-Fantst
    @Jeremiah_Anti-Fantst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m just like Courtney with my olives.

  • @HAMF9666
    @HAMF9666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:06 when you ate too much at the buffet

  • @Leanimal
    @Leanimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Serious talk, don’t ever let your mother (or anyone) make you feel bad about your body. If she crosses that boundary, tell her firmly that you’re happy with your body and her comments aren’t welcome

    • @alexrajic4536
      @alexrajic4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless you're obese, like unhealthy levels of obese which could be dangerous to your life.

    • @noyes1973
      @noyes1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexrajic4536 ^^

  • @hsn429
    @hsn429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I got this a day after I started dieting, is Damien "the psychic" Haas up to something again🤨

    • @gothiesoftie6947
      @gothiesoftie6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Paul Kazan no u

    • @thiszoro
      @thiszoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Kazan no u

    • @Nothing.nobody.
      @Nothing.nobody. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too omg

    • @Nothing.nobody.
      @Nothing.nobody. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ if you don't like the content leave. You're the only loser here and your losing your time.

  • @happyplace2225
    @happyplace2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:22 you can see how hard he’s trying not to laugh 😂 😂

  • @imbothered9296
    @imbothered9296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Why does Shayne look like hes tourturing himself.
    Cause that right there is my morning rountine
    The steak is just the mirror

  • @zahragule
    @zahragule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *blends a pack of cookies into a smoothie in the background*

  • @AtteAbsinth
    @AtteAbsinth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to say that this is the best Smosh video in years. So authentic and hilarious!

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm on the diet for gods:
    Nesqwick and Wotsits every meal, every day!

    • @douglasgraham9549
      @douglasgraham9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt and Ros homemade videos the only bad thing about wotsits is the packs are too small

    • @Kluneberg
      @Kluneberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did something similar but for breakfast only, a pack of oreos in a bow of milk.

    • @MattRosvideos
      @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@douglasgraham9549 Agreed I go through 18 a day

    • @MattRosvideos
      @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kluneberg That's solid nutrition right there!

  • @hey.iamaunicorn
    @hey.iamaunicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's like they went out of quarantine having forgotten how to act cause you can see them secretly laughing in every scene 😂 still hilarious tho

  • @loser_artist
    @loser_artist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mom diet is SO RELATABLE

  • @Ertwin123
    @Ertwin123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Olivia's "bet they'll be so authentic" was master level sarcasm.

  • @ErraticConduct
    @ErraticConduct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shayne screaming over his steak is something I didn't know I needed in my life. 👏

  • @thatonegamer6928
    @thatonegamer6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Olivia still took the tiniest bite of the Cheeto😂😂

  • @gamingwithderick7521
    @gamingwithderick7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It was just made and there are already dislikes come on people 😤

    • @sonyasonya1647
      @sonyasonya1647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are on diet

    • @joey1247
      @joey1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The plush Channel its just cuz hey find it offensive

    • @gamingwithderick7521
      @gamingwithderick7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sn1pzz124 I guess

  • @kypexd6149
    @kypexd6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Smosh is so underrated at the moment... i mean... they put so much effort into their videos yet they get this many views...

    • @actuallykirkhammet
      @actuallykirkhammet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They just posted-

    • @hazza2125
      @hazza2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@actuallykirkhammet lol legit tho- hzksavfknaba

    • @Angler8148
      @Angler8148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah they have only legit just posted my dude...

    • @therosieghost5180
      @therosieghost5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes that kinda doesn’t make sense

    • @koltonfink1852
      @koltonfink1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have 25m they good

  • @GTZ3Z
    @GTZ3Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This isn’t even the real Smosh this is a company that now owns Smosh

  • @landyn7405
    @landyn7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Suggestion: Every Karen Ever

    • @AJsDominoes
      @AJsDominoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!

    • @khunkun6286
      @khunkun6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes omg yes

    • @absol881
      @absol881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No need for that. We just saw every Karen ever for the past few months. Smosh's take on it would be cool though.

    • @TheDLitch
      @TheDLitch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They did that.

    • @dariakj21
      @dariakj21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This should have had way more likes

  • @SeanFerree
    @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:52 "cheese, bread, paste" 😁😂

  • @MegNorris
    @MegNorris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Courtney should be a voice actor. The way she can transform her voice and dialect is 👌

    • @ConnorShockey-v4z
      @ConnorShockey-v4z ปีที่แล้ว

      this mom could’ve gotten arrested for that and police could’ve telled mom to drop the knife now

    • @ConnorShockey-v4z
      @ConnorShockey-v4z ปีที่แล้ว

      dad could’ve called the police on your mom

  • @TgIiDgUiS
    @TgIiDgUiS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I’m in love with Shayne......
    ‘s mustache.

    • @foxollo
      @foxollo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in love with both :(

    • @ayuiden
      @ayuiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They had us in the first half ngl

  • @YaManzDkem
    @YaManzDkem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My diet story: I had to do saitama’s exercise routine

    • @d4rkpr1nc39
      @d4rkpr1nc39 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im only doing 1/4 of it. Aka the squats.

  • @katelynarkanoff
    @katelynarkanoff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should make a 2nd video with gluten free & keto diets

  • @darthvidar-spiller5343
    @darthvidar-spiller5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As someone who's been eating healther or trying my best to eat healther and maybe become a vegeterian some day, I can relate to some of this.

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a vegetarian I can say that honestly it is alright.

    • @zwodder4424
      @zwodder4424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm vegetarian, and it's really easy for me! But everyone is different

    • @martumont9928
      @martumont9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a vegetarian, it might be a little bit hard at first but once you learn how to replace meat and how to cook and what to use to obtain certian flavours it's super easy and you'll feel a lot better

    • @makeseggs
      @makeseggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a vegetarian since I was born so idk how to relate ;-;

    • @arushs121
      @arushs121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best thing you can do is cut out junk food. Meat is healthy for you but avoid processed.

  • @sc5424
    @sc5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The whole juicing part reminded me of John Pennite! "If you juice a ham and your arm goes numb, wait a little" lol

  • @hiladoglenlie
    @hiladoglenlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:06 when u don't want to go to school, so u pretend being sick

  • @bias2784
    @bias2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Havent watched smosh in a while. This was surprisingly pretty good

  • @rayyyzz7
    @rayyyzz7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    People born in quarantine: What’s a diet?

  • @ariyanchoowdhury4414
    @ariyanchoowdhury4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It might be the lack of sleep but that KILLED me, realizing that Damien and Ian were just clicking controllers and not actually changing anything

  • @Q_LeLeqteur
    @Q_LeLeqteur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a Vegetarian, I can confirm...we are "the disappointments"

    • @katiel8010
      @katiel8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a vegan, I got lectured by a vegetarian about how eating fake meat is evil and I could only look down upon them.

    • @davekenzo7238
      @davekenzo7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isnt fake meat actually fake meat made out of veggies and stuff?