Damien: "I'm gonna tell y'all about my nastiest roommate ever" Listeners of Smoshcast: "IS IT THE NASTY COUPLE WITH THE OLD FRUIT?" Damien: "So this couple moved in..."
@@wisco9er536 Good Mythical Morning's executive producer and narrator. I could be wrong but I think that she's the highest in the company after Rhett & Link (who owns Mythical Entertainment and saved Smosh and Warps Zone)
@@GhostOfNevermore Yes! I know, they're adorable. Courtney realizing she's describing Stevie while making up a fake wife is just hella cute and relatable
Courtney, the fitness goddess: “wait, why do you pay more money for being out of shape?” Me, an out-of-shape human being, knowing well and true this is the reality of life : 👁👄👁
Realizing they were TIED and they all agreed not to do dares, but he did so then he wouldn't lose money. Ya that kinda stings on ur birthday infront of ur friends and fans watching 😕
13:53 Noooo! Editors cut the part where Damien mention losing an organ, a moment after Shayne's card reads sell a kidney. Missed opportunity for the Damien is psychic compilations!
Everyone making fun of Damien for having three kids and living on his friends couch is really funny to me. When my parents first divorced, my mom moved into the guest bedroom of my aunt. So it was my mom and us three kids all snuggling up into one bed at night. So, not that far from the friend's couch situation. We also did couch surf a bit to her various friend's houses.
Imagine having enough friends that are nice enough to wish you a happy birthday. Edit: just, imagine having friends. haha couldn’t be me.(I’m just a very lonely person, but I like it that way lol don’t worry about me🙂) Edit: thanks for all the likes? Idk I feel like that’s a stupid thing to say lol
7:57 "Whats your kids names, Damien?" "I'm thinking something classic like..." Why did I think he was going to say Chyanne? Flashback to Keith and Noah making fun of Shayne's baby names.
True story, I was a customer service representative in 2019 and this guy had called in because he thought he shouldn't have to pay his monthly fees. I cant divulge all the information, but he felt entitled to months of free service, and when I explained to him why that wasn't going to happen he just started to insult me. I just listened and wrote down what he was saying so if he called again the next rep would know how to deal with him. I listened to insults for 5 minutes. I finally just hung up on him when he insulted my parents for having me. It's a reps job to help others, but there is a limit to what they will take.
Fearswe That’s why when Smosh made Every Waiter Ever, they had Damien belt out Happy Birthday since they wouldn’t get demonetized. (Also, it was in response to all the fan requests to have Damien sing more often.)
Damien is beefing up SO MUCH, and Matt has lost SO MUCH weight and looks SO GOOD. Happy birthday to Shane, and Courtney looks so good with the new frames!! Our babies look so good!!!
18:12 Shayne looked so touched that Courtney was searching for birthday cakes for him and then looked genuinely slightly dissapointed when she revealed it was for her dad
I never really liked Smosh games the most out of all the channels, but now I just can't stop watching it. It's so fun! Especially board af. He's so funny and looks like a lot of fun.
Matt Raub's hair makes him look like a super villain. Not one that has a rough past that lead to it, but is just evil because the writers need an antagonist to make their movie interesting. It does suit him and makes him pop with the rest of the cast.
I love how for the "take a goofy selfie" Courtney got, Shayne pulled a bunch of poses, like they don't already take hundreds of them, constantly filming themselves doing ridiculous things for us to screen cap. *Bonus* 18:55 Damian subconsciously flipping off obnoxious selfie-girl-shayne XD
24:04 That reminds me of that scene in Lilo & Stitch where Lilo asks her sister Nani to lend some money to pay for Stitch, and then she just gives it back to Nani.😂💸
Damien at 13:21 is describing a very real phenomenon that happened in Pittsburgh. These signs kept popping up on the sides of highways that just said "Barber School?" and had no other information on it.
Scrolling and haven't seen this kind of comment yet, so I volunteer as tribute : 🎉 Happy Birthday, Shayne!🎉 A special thank you to our special birthday man for helping us laugh & feel better during such awful uncertain times. We appreciate and value all sides of you... comedy icon, dedicated smarty-pants (the B.A. in your college degree means BAD ASS) , role model for healthy masculinity, loving and observant friend, and a handsome young man. Wishing you the best upcoming year that life can provide when 2020 is a dumpster fire. Keep taking care of your mind, body, and soul to be the best version of yourself :) xoxoxo
Damien "Please be kind to people they're trying there best" Me - Just got done working calling people on a sunday... getting screamed at every other call! Shout out to Damien for understanding! 💚💚💚
Shayne: "I have yet to get pegged."
Damian: "Well, it IS your birthday."
The birth of his simp character
What’s the time stamp for this? 😭
@@jeriahmoenga7409 19:52
@@enexius67 thank you!
And the EYE CONTACT between those two...
So glad that after all this time Life has not improved the quality of it's spinner.
That's hasbro for you.
@PrimePal because it goes from 1 to 10
@@Peta4241 on so a 10 sided die
@@Peta4241 there are dice that go past 6
We always use a d10
"I would live in a treehouse"
"I have yet to get pegged"
Just a snippet of golden Shayne quotes from this episode
😯😯😯😯
Joan Coughlan time stamp?
What’s the time stamp for this? 😭
7:58
Matt: “What’s your kids’ names, Damien?”
Damien: “I’m thinking something classic, like Phineas and Ferb”
7:57 - Shayne's face when he realizes Damien is about to say something ridiculous and then cracking up warmed my heart... I love their friendship 💕
Damien: "I'm gonna tell y'all about my nastiest roommate ever"
Listeners of Smoshcast: "IS IT THE NASTY COUPLE WITH THE OLD FRUIT?"
Damien: "So this couple moved in..."
Takari Arrant Me: Please let it be the fruit fly story.
The fact that multiple people heard that story and he used it to NOT PAY the bank money and lose the lead, was kinda sus 😕
When Shayne said “oh no is something going to go wrong this year?” Like that I felt part of my soul leave
Lmao
I'm a resident of the town "fattest crush on damien" and I'm not sure if I'll ever move
Dis crush on our fav German boi is hella thicc
I'm sorry but
"Do you want lady?" "I want a lady" is so cute 😭😭
The cherry on top:
"Welcome to my marriage" 100% pure adorable right there
my heart melted😭😭😭😭
People talking about last time they cried
* inside Matt’s head *
“It’s been centuries since liquid has been released from my eyes”
Funniest comment yet ;)
@@fancyfangcrossing2781 Simp 😂😂😂
i swear imma use that quote if anyone asks me anything related to crying lmao
@@frans8160 no u
Shayne's cards are basically of the movie pet cemetery was a person
Every time he takes a turn, Pet Semetary by The Ramones should play.
I😍 that song
Hahaha yes
Shayne: “I see baby on board and I say nuh uh!” * wags finger*
Me: hmm... how is this pet cemetery? 😂😂 Unless they mean the kid being hit by a car
It's spelled Semetary, in terms of the movie AND the book
Don't worry Courtney, everyone has a crush on Stevie
Who stevie
@@wisco9er536 Good Mythical Morning's executive producer and narrator. I could be wrong but I think that she's the highest in the company after Rhett & Link (who owns Mythical Entertainment and saved Smosh and Warps Zone)
@@MastarNinja ah that girl. Thank you
@@MastarNinja sooo it goes Rhett & Link, Stevie and then Ian? Or Ian doesnt really have power anymore?
@@Rodark_GR No idea. Ian is in charge of Smosh so I assume he's also just bellow Rhett & Link but I could be wrong.
Courtney subconsciously making her wife Stevie is perfection
Sadly Stevie already has a girlfriend. Cassie Cobb.
@@GhostOfNevermore Yes! I know, they're adorable. Courtney realizing she's describing Stevie while making up a fake wife is just hella cute and relatable
@@GhostOfNevermore I was ready to jump the gun on the new ship but then I remembered this
@@GhostOfNevermore i thought they were married? I feel like i've heard stevie say wife in a couple videos
Sarah Elizabeth I didn’t do any in-depth research. You could be right.
I love that after all these years Life still hasn't made a spinner that reliably stays where it's supposed to.
Board AF is back after such a long time, who else missed this series?
It is the only reason I watch Smosh games with the exception of Shayne and Damien, they are fuckin funny
Meeeeeee!
Im still waiting for Maricraft's return...it will never happen :(
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
First time I watch a board af Video.
Now I missed them too.
I found it cute when they gave Shayne the pie and he was like “oh banana!” 😂
Matt Rob: I am a professional troll
Damien: internet or bridge?
Me: absolutely losing it🤣🤣🤣
Soooo no one's gonna talk about Shayne's pegging joke? 😂😂
It made me spit out my water 😂
Someone should gif that
Reminds me of when Ian asked “Are we gonna get pegged?” at the beginning of the acrylic nails Smosh pit video
What’s the time stamp for this? 😭
19:45 lol
Courtney, the fitness goddess: “wait, why do you pay more money for being out of shape?”
Me, an out-of-shape human being, knowing well and true this is the reality of life : 👁👄👁
This episode made me love Shayne and Damien's friendship even more
The way Shayne's face falls when Damien starts to tell the roommate story. 🤣
Realizing they were TIED and they all agreed not to do dares, but he did so then he wouldn't lose money. Ya that kinda stings on ur birthday infront of ur friends and fans watching 😕
@@nitro10155 I don't think that was the reason, he was just having flashbacks lol.
MR: let's all agree to not do dares
Everyone: YEAH!
Damien: imma do a dare
He likes to tell stories
Notice it was when he and SHAYNE WERE TIED 😏😬😬 Kinda f-ed up he gets that competitive it leaks into these fun competions.
i cannot be the only one who thought damien said “uwu bunkbeds” instead of “woohoo bunkbeds”
Nope
i heard woohoo but i thought of it like sims woohoo lol
“Wow lots of sixes”
“Did something go wrong this year”😂😂
13:53 Noooo! Editors cut the part where Damien mention losing an organ, a moment after Shayne's card reads sell a kidney. Missed opportunity for the Damien is psychic compilations!
Can we just acknowledge Courtney’s amazing riff when they sang to Shane......
''Life is hard, you're a boy.'' is the end to Olivia's song
isn't it life's a party?
😔💔
@@massig5645 it is, but i meant it as hypothetically she wrote the entire song, and ''life is sad, you're a boy'' is the end of it
Everyone making fun of Damien for having three kids and living on his friends couch is really funny to me. When my parents first divorced, my mom moved into the guest bedroom of my aunt. So it was my mom and us three kids all snuggling up into one bed at night. So, not that far from the friend's couch situation. We also did couch surf a bit to her various friend's houses.
Imagine having enough friends that are nice enough to wish you a happy birthday.
Edit: just, imagine having friends. haha couldn’t be me.(I’m just a very lonely person, but I like it that way lol don’t worry about me🙂)
Edit: thanks for all the likes? Idk I feel like that’s a stupid thing to say lol
Can’t relate
Imagine having friends
Imagine having a birthday
And hosting your graduation
Imagine Existing
24:22 is one of my favorite Shayne moments ever. HIS WHEEZE MEAKES ME WHEEZE.
Therapist: Sexy Matt Raub isn't real, he can't hurt you!
Sexy Matt Raub:
Oh he is VERY real
Holy shit, Smosh hearted one of my comments! And they follow me on Twitter!? Are we.... friends!?
Joanie Bologna get out
Listen I just want to know where I get his shirt
Um thats sexy to you ? Lol
Y’all should play DnD one time, would be fun to see everyone play a character
I want them to have a D&D series so bad! Especially with Damian & Shayne
Omgggg
Yessss
and you just KNOW Shayne would either play a half-orc barbarian or like a little girl and it would be the funniest thing ever
@@nickmerryman1666 he totally would
Im glad to see they moved out of sohinki's grandma's basement with the pandemic and all
OMFG lol
Didn’t realize I wanted a Courtney and Stevie ship til now.
Sadly Stevie already has a girlfriend. Cassie Cobb.
@@GhostOfNevermore why sadly
random bitch because it means we probably shouldn’t ship someone who’s already in a relationship.
Today we have crankgameplays, Ellen Degeneres, A scared jock, and a certified young person
SUCH an underrated comment omg 😂
dude, why u gotta do eef like that
7:57 "Whats your kids names, Damien?"
"I'm thinking something classic like..."
Why did I think he was going to say Chyanne? Flashback to Keith and Noah making fun of Shayne's baby names.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANIA TWAIN!!
Wait, wrong blonde person? Okay.
P.S.: Happy belated birthday to the soon father of Shayenne Topp!
3:14 "Let's ride" - Coutrney, 2020 pre-Chance?! Interesting lore lol
the amount damien made shayne laugh is amazing
Shayne looks more like a 90s action character every day
Courtney having a crush on Stevie would be one of the most precious ships ever
24:35 Shayne’s WHEEZE
I’m glad I caught this stream. Love these dummies. Anyone else so stressed for Shayne because they kept trying to make him smell the pie?
True story, I was a customer service representative in 2019 and this guy had called in because he thought he shouldn't have to pay his monthly fees. I cant divulge all the information, but he felt entitled to months of free service, and when I explained to him why that wasn't going to happen he just started to insult me. I just listened and wrote down what he was saying so if he called again the next rep would know how to deal with him. I listened to insults for 5 minutes. I finally just hung up on him when he insulted my parents for having me. It's a reps job to help others, but there is a limit to what they will take.
Good work he sounds like a fool
And plus happy birthday Shayne, whenever this was shot
Another 'Let's ride!' from Courtney @2:38 💚💚💚
Courtney in this video looks like the nervous supply teacher who's class don't respect her
Shayne’s genuine laughter at Damien’s jokes 😍😂
Ok but Courtney singing Happy birthday was just YESS ❤️❤️
watching shayne and damien feed off of each other is so infectious and hilarious
Matt you look really good! What ever you’re doing keep it up my man! Good job!!
I love that Damien offered the win to Shayne after he could have won on his last turn
Smosh : Board AF
Notification Squad : Straight to the Comments AF
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
@@jdwmyt cringy but. okay
"She got that wife money!"
Little did they know that Happy Birthday is actually a copyrighted song.
That copyright expired years ago.
Yeah copyright expires after a certain amount of years and Happy Birthdays expired this decade
It didn't expire, a court ruled the copyright null and made it public domain.
It's been public domain for a few years now.
Fearswe That’s why when Smosh made Every Waiter Ever, they had Damien belt out Happy Birthday since they wouldn’t get demonetized. (Also, it was in response to all the fan requests to have Damien sing more often.)
Damien is beefing up SO MUCH, and Matt has lost SO MUCH weight and looks SO GOOD. Happy birthday to Shane, and Courtney looks so good with the new frames!! Our babies look so good!!!
Isnt beefing up a term for muscle? Thats not muscle lady, its blubber
*You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this.*
I love how you can see that they are actually friends and not just coworkers
Awwwe Shayne's smile in the beginning
13:40
"Especially on your birthday, big guy! ...Oooh, Dios mío.
And on your cumpleaños, no less."
lmfao
smosh canon: damien gets pegged
That's exclusively available on the Smosh OnlyFans page
8:02 shaynes is already getting ready to hold in his laugh when damien started talking lmaoo
Why is Shayne covering his Leonardo De Caprio hairstyle lately???
**im such a simp for Shayne**
Him and his boy gotta match bb
Lmao sameee 😂🥰 but i like his old hairstyle better
@@classicsmushy1413 i dont know. i kinda liked both
I think it's become even longer
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean yep it became longer
18:12 Shayne looked so touched that Courtney was searching for birthday cakes for him and then looked genuinely slightly dissapointed when she revealed it was for her dad
"I'm still scared of the squirrel in my apartment complex!" - Shayne Topp Zombie Punishment Shootout Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse
Haven't cried since before I started this video. 🙌Thanks Smosh for keeping me afloat. 🤗
I just realized that Courtney looks and sounds like an younger version of my therapist. This is amazing
I never really liked Smosh games the most out of all the channels, but now I just can't stop watching it. It's so fun! Especially board af. He's so funny and looks like a lot of fun.
Today's quote: Don’t focus on obstacles, focus more on goals. All the best.
Matt’s kids should have been named Phineas and Ferb-bots...
Time fo another Smoshing good time with Shayne’s birthday. Happy Birthday Shayne.
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?
A: He didn’t have any guts.
Matt Raub's hair makes him look like a super villain. Not one that has a rough past that lead to it, but is just evil because the writers need an antagonist to make their movie interesting. It does suit him and makes him pop with the rest of the cast.
everybody: happy birthday to you
crotchney: happy birthday ✨ᵗo ʸᵒoᵘuu✨
Board AF/Game Bang was how I discovered and subscribed to Smosh Games. I’m really excited to have it back. Hopefully regularly!
Them: making fun of people naming their kids classic name
Me: named my kids Luc and Leia 😅
I love how for the "take a goofy selfie" Courtney got, Shayne pulled a bunch of poses, like they don't already take hundreds of them, constantly filming themselves doing ridiculous things for us to screen cap.
*Bonus* 18:55 Damian subconsciously flipping off obnoxious selfie-girl-shayne XD
I noticed Damien flipping off something/someone but I didn't know the exact context.
They have friendship goals
My little brother was watching Phineas and Ferb when Damian said there names for his kids... 8:00 like wow XD
Never played this game looks fun, there is a blockbuster trivia game.
How are all the comments not “all the props to the editor “ cause like who ever edits these is like amazing
I hate that I thought Courtney's shirt said "Jourtney" lol
LMAO SAME
It says "journey"
It's a rock band named Journey!
Damians look of pure joy while watching the cake come out really did a number on my heart :,)
10:47
thought he was missing another fist bump for a second.
24:04 That reminds me of that scene in Lilo & Stitch where Lilo asks her sister Nani to lend some money to pay for Stitch, and then she just gives it back to Nani.😂💸
Imagine playing games and hanging out with your friends for a living!!
Damien at 13:21 is describing a very real phenomenon that happened in Pittsburgh. These signs kept popping up on the sides of highways that just said "Barber School?" and had no other information on it.
Is it me or did Matt Raub lose some weight?
BAMGEdits looks great doesn’t he
It’s only you. Hahaha. Jk.
50 pounds according to his insta!
@@MPP_-je8ld Damn, that's awesome.
@Kellynn Nielson That would be so dope.
Happy Birthday, Shayne!!!
Also, looking good anyone.
anyone else noticing Matt Raub loosing weight it’s noticeable and he’s looking pretty good keep it up
I wish Matt Raub was in more videos in 2021/nearly 2022. His humor is supreme
If Stevie weren't married already... can you imagine the power couple Stevie and Courtney would make???!!!
Scrolling and haven't seen this kind of comment yet, so I volunteer as tribute :
🎉 Happy Birthday, Shayne!🎉
A special thank you to our special birthday man for helping us laugh & feel better during such awful uncertain times.
We appreciate and value all sides of you... comedy icon, dedicated smarty-pants (the B.A. in your college degree means BAD ASS) , role model for healthy masculinity, loving and observant friend, and a handsome young man.
Wishing you the best upcoming year that life can provide when 2020 is a dumpster fire. Keep taking care of your mind, body, and soul to be the best version of yourself :)
xoxoxo
I feel like Damien is so excited to have a significant other in the future (or soon).
Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Matt Raub: The louder you are, the more reasonable you sound.
Courtney started hitting them high notes at the end of the happy birthday😳
My favorite thing is how much Damien makes Shayne laugh ❤
Dont flame me, but I thought Shayne was Tanner in the thumbnail at first because of the hair 😂😂😂
Thank you Smosh Games for uploading twitch streams here or else I would have had to shell out some more for the twitch subscription.
Damien "Please be kind to people they're trying there best"
Me - Just got done working calling people on a sunday... getting screamed at every other call!
Shout out to Damien for understanding! 💚💚💚
11:27
Courtney: I got married!
Me now: Yeah, to somebody sitting at the table with you.