[Vinesauce] Vinny - Talk to Transformer #01

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  • Vinny streams Talk to Transformer live for PC on Vinesauce!
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ความคิดเห็น • 748

  • @Mokujo
    @Mokujo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "Luigi squinted"
    Oh god I feel my ulcer

  • @MrSmartGuy21
    @MrSmartGuy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    This is the best one I ever got:
    *Metal Gear Solid's story follows Solid Snake* in a dystopian time where he is fighting to become the ultimate Metal Gear. His first task is to obtain two items: the Psycho Mantis, an advanced suit that transforms soldiers into super soldiers, and the Snake Shuriken, which is like a gun, but instead of aiming up, you shoot down enemies.

    • @kaws6231
      @kaws6231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      "Ultimate Metal Gear, huh?"

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@kaws6231 Well, if you can't beat 'em... fuck it, join 'em.

    • @totally_not_a_skeleton-old
      @totally_not_a_skeleton-old 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      "the Snake Shuriken" I'm fucking dying LMAO

    • @bistekbb
      @bistekbb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      lmao I got the MGS2 plot:
      Metal Gear Solid's story takes place after Snake's first encounter with Solidus Snake. In this first half of the game, Snake is kidnapped by Solidus' henchmen, who want him as a human test subject for their experiments, but Snake refuses and escapes in his Falcon. This leads Snake to be picked up by Black Marketeers, the men who will use him to carry out experiments of both Metal Gear and Liquid. The final chapter in this story is based upon the event in Metal Gear Solid 0, where Snake and Raiden enter Black Marketeer territory and get captured by Liquid's forces. Before he escapes, Liquid tells Snake via Codec that Solidus and Raiden are currently in battle with them, and Liquid takes control of the body of Solidus. To make good on his deal with Raiden, Liquid decides to turn Solidus into a machine and, after a lengthy battle, turns him back to a child, making him unable to fight. However

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@totally_not_a_skeleton-old Which is like a *gun,* but instead of aiming up, you *shoot down* enemies. Brilliant!

  • @flashbaxx
    @flashbaxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    *"To hell with the magic," shouted Harry Potter,* as he drew a pistol from his trunk and aimed it at Albus Dumbledore. "Let's find out whose side those men really belong to!"

    • @YumekuiNeru
      @YumekuiNeru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      it handles harry potter fanfics amazingly well (was there an abundance of it in the source material?)
      Using the prompt *The Great Dursley Battle was* (or trying to ship Snape and Hermione) has had me in tears.

    • @flashbaxx
      @flashbaxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The stuff it comes up with has me in tears, too. I tried prompting it with an attack for a Pokemon battle, and I get 'Celadon City was left with a wounded man and a dead boy,' or something like that.

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @MrGenxun
      @MrGenxun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "To hell with the magic," shouted Harry Potter, as he drew a pistol from his trunk and aimed it at Albus Dumbledore. "There are two of you now. One can die - but don't kill me!"
      Albus
      Dumbledore's eyes widened. He hadn't expected to be attacked by such a
      powerful man. It was as though something had gone terribly wrong with
      every potion Harry had ever taken - he could feel his blood flowing and
      grow red from the excitement. He couldn't help but feel a mixture of
      pain and fear.
      "Harry," whispered Albus Dumbledore, "I have an idea..."
      A
      look of fear crossed Harry's features. He couldn't believe it - he
      hadn't thought his actions would allow him to kill someone who had once
      cared about him!
      "I am Albus Dumbledore," Harry said, his voice
      breaking into sobs. "Let there be no mistake - I will die the Deathly
      Lord that you and I created together."
      "Heaven help me," cried
      Albus Dumbledore, his eyes narrowing. The two men stared each other down
      in silence. Harry knew something

    • @imBailout
      @imBailout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrGenxun The two men stared each other down in silence. Harry knew something was wrong, but knew he couldn't say it.
      "There's something… not right... and it's got to do with… the… power that has been given to me…" Harry said softly.
      "That power?" Luna's voice was suddenly as calm as the night had it.
      "H-Hey…" Dumbledore looked shocked. "Wait! Look, Harry! There's no use talking anymore, right?"
      Barely able to stifle a small chuckle at the sudden intrusion by the two men, Dumbledore spoke up. "I have seen you change during the winter."
      Harry's face flushed, but his mouth twisted into a grin as he nodded solemnly. He began to walk forward with Dumbledore, but stopped abruptly when there was an abrupt jerk and Dumbledore was falling down to the ground. Luna took over and continued walking after the others, but they weren't stopping either.
      "I'm sorry, Dumbledore," Harry said with a halfhearted apology. "Please don't freak out, or I'm not in the

  • @VelSparko
    @VelSparko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    Vinny, these AI generators are getting out of hand. By 2021, there will be a Vinesauce neural network that analyzes all of your videos and can create its own Full Sauce and highlight reels. I live in fear of that day.

    • @nickandrews5465
      @nickandrews5465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I for one cherished the idea of unlimited vinesauce streams and highlights.

    • @djoninstark1978
      @djoninstark1978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I’m convinced Vappy was replaced by a neural net

    • @theoryames146
      @theoryames146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pfp link please

    • @wootbastard
      @wootbastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you could automate highlight reel generation now tbh, in a few different ways depending on how you want the end result to look. you could just scrape clips made during the stream and smush them together, you could log chat with timestamps and write a script to search for instances where a lot of one timestamp shows (which means lots of people are typing which usually means something interesting is happening) and build a video from those, you could aggregate clips around when in the stream they were made and make a video of heavily-clipped moments with added context... that's just 3 off the top of my head, there's likely way more sophisticated ways to go about it

    • @Hypernukeleosis_
      @Hypernukeleosis_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who's to say that it isn't already happening now?

  • @JacklynBurn
    @JacklynBurn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Okay, this stream has a lot of gems, but I feel like we're sleeping on the fact that early on, during the Sonic part at about 9:02 , the neural network implied that Amy Rose and Sonic would not only get married, but Sonic would take her last name

    • @ShaunDreclin
      @ShaunDreclin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I mean, she has a real name. I imagine he's tired of being called "Mr. The Hedgehog"

    • @JohnSmith-of8jp
      @JohnSmith-of8jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@ShaunDreclin what a bizarrely reasonable response.

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      very progressive

    • @adamdenardis5438
      @adamdenardis5438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "The Hedgehog" merely describes what Sonic is, not his actual last name. Amy on the other hand has a last name, Rose. Her old nickname was Rosy The Rascal, which would be describing what she was, a rascal. 😂 As for Sonic marrying Amy and taking her last name? You do remember he was married to Sally and joined the royal Acorn family, don't you?

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Acceleration Quanta

  • @Thatpinkoctopus
    @Thatpinkoctopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    You know things are going to get deep when Algomusic starts playing.

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @divide two alogmusic is already great. It's the ideal background OST.

    • @crungusmcbungus1681
      @crungusmcbungus1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Flesh Dink flashbacks*

    • @Thatpinkoctopus
      @Thatpinkoctopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@crungusmcbungus1681 "We degrade, Douglas. The flesh is only temporary"

    • @0megadwarf
      @0megadwarf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i've taken to just leaving algomusic on in the background instead of listening to anything else. the question of what to listen to is eliminated.

    • @Tay20
      @Tay20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls explain yo name, friend.

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Ganon dying from a heart attack, two Obi-Wan Kenobis, Vegeta being Meat's father, the random crossovers and odd appearances of Christmas. This is wild.

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The vinesauce universe has infinite lore.

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it's cannon

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnAmericanMusician AI skilled comedian writing fake news actually 100%

  • @spiffyboone3128
    @spiffyboone3128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    For a laugh, I typed "Who let the dogs out?", unfortunately this ended up darker than I expected:
    "What happened to those puppies? Who gave them up?
    They were killed.
    My mother went through 10 years of psychotherapy. She couldn't explain why she left or why she did it. She couldn't believe it. She can't describe it right now because it was an act, it was a horrible, horrible act.
    Did she think, 'well I need to say it now and say it to the world.'
    Well, when my mother died, I was about 8 or 9 when I felt the world finally take notice of what was happening.
    The first time I knew what was going on was at 16 but I didn't even know that it was happening to me until it was too late. I've lost a lot of friends because it happened to me.
    It's been really traumatic. I lost family, friends and everything I had but I didn't just lose it all, I lost everything."
    This is what I get for asking.

  • @JimManthy
    @JimManthy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I wanted to see if it could complete song lyrics so I tried typing in some lyrics and here's one I got:
    Ashes to Ashes
    Funk to Funky
    We know Major Tom's a Junkie
    Major Tom's a Junkie in a Nutshell
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Big Bang Theory (Season 7)
    The Big Bang Theory in Action
    The Big Bang Theory in Action
    The Big Bang Theory in the News
    The Big Bang Theory in the News
    The Big Bang Theory in the News (Season 8)
    The Big Bang Theory in the News (Season 8)
    The Big Bang Theory in the News (Season 15)
    The Big Bang Theory in the News (Season 15) (HBO's)
    The Big Bang Theory in the News (Season 25)
    The Big Bang Theory in the News (Season 24)

    • @JimManthy
      @JimManthy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oh shit I didn't get that far into the video

    • @h0verman
      @h0verman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      pressing read more killed me instantly

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The first four lines were fine and dandy. Then the rest straight up went into what the fuck territory. :/

    • @dirktrash3455
      @dirktrash3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Bazinga!

    • @eblu_
      @eblu_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      zimbabwe

  • @chinweichen1925
    @chinweichen1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    A.k.a Vinny messes around with a fanfiction generator and get into troubles again.

    • @tangokilo1453
      @tangokilo1453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      how will dear old binyor get out of this mess? find out next time on VINESAUCE!

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      deepfake and AI already soon popular but it's a only news

  • @agenericdude
    @agenericdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I typed a dialog from Hotel Mario to see how it goes, and this is what i got:
    "Geeez, it's kinda dark."
    "Bring a light?"
    "No".
    "Why not?"
    "Because it's illegal. I don't know who else could've done that but a cop."

  • @nilt_pl6087
    @nilt_pl6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    i typed "Yoshi didn't want to pay his taxes" this is what i've got:
    *yoshi didn't want to pay his taxes.* He said he just wanted them to pay up.
    The IRS was aware of all of the problems at the company, according to emails obtained by WND. The IRS inspector general was investigating the problems at the company, as did the Senate committee.
    While his company didn't owe millions of dollars, the IRS was taking action against it, according to the emails. He was also facing two other potential legal woes at the time of his arrest.
    The IRS was investigating him for allegedly failing to file income tax returns, failing to file a properly filed tax return and failing to file a return on time. In the same email, someone sent one of these issues to the IRS.
    "This issue has been sent through to the IRS for investigation, the agency's response was at this point not yet known," an email from the IRS inspector general says. "The IRS would like to speak with you to discuss this matter

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "He was also facing two other potential legal woes at the time of his arrest"
      Okay wtf? First Tax Evasion and what now?

    • @Loli_lover206
      @Loli_lover206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@belisarius6949 murder

    • @nilt_pl6087
      @nilt_pl6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@belisarius6949 ask the transformer

    • @nilt_pl6087
      @nilt_pl6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      tried that again:
      Yoshi didn't want to pay his taxes.
      But in his mind he was no longer the only one who could save him. He had a family to support too. He did have a place to raise his family.
      He decided his next move would be to work in a bank but when he arrived, he was greeted with a shocking surprise.
      "This is it, I guess."
      Kazuki was surprised to realize she was standing in front of one of the most important buildings in Kyoto. For some reason, Kazuki and his parents were now at the building that would serve as the core of their family.
      He had never been to Kyoto before, so he had only understood the surrounding in terms of a foreign country. They were completely unaware of the things that they were getting to discover.
      In the main hall a man who looked like a schoolteacher had an enormous stack of books. The books seemed to come from across the world. The shelves appeared wide, but what was really on the shelves was what kept an eye out

    • @nilt_pl6087
      @nilt_pl6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Loli_lover206 no, canibbalism

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    We've found the perfect politician. Says nothing while rambling about everything.

    • @masterplay1201
      @masterplay1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES

    • @thinnairr
      @thinnairr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Journalist: "According to OpenSecrets, you accepted $100k from the defense industry this election cycle and only 0.001% of your money raised came from small donations. Will this influence your policies?"
      Perfect Politician:

    • @EviusPistachio
      @EviusPistachio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just thinking it sounds like the way Kellyanne Conway speaks.

  • @citrusui
    @citrusui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Not only is Santa real, he's real twice" - Vinny 2019

    • @trolololo720
      @trolololo720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Which is 100% more real than any of us

    • @Twitch380
      @Twitch380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      litearly scrolled down to see that as he said it

  • @CypressDahlia
    @CypressDahlia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Vinny is using this stream as an excuse to make us read excerpts from his Star Trek fanfics

    • @ClaireZhasa
      @ClaireZhasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was never actually an AI, he was just typing lines out from it and the program would just find the following paragraph

  • @Zelarpie
    @Zelarpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I typed in: "Vinny Vinesauce woke up one morning and looked outside his window. He saw Scoot playing with Meat in his yard." and got: "He pulled his gun on Scoot and shot him dead in the head. Vinny was an ambitious and talented young man, and wanted to join the Marines. Scoot had been an excellent teacher, and he wanted Vinny to take that path."

    • @LazyStarrfish
      @LazyStarrfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Zelarpie I wish Vinny could see this one. I would love to hear his reaction

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mgs3

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scoot is the Bob Kelso of our time.

    • @mr.mewtwo322
      @mr.mewtwo322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That escalated quickly

  • @NukeKioh
    @NukeKioh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Some of these honestly had me laughing so incredibly hard I couldn't breathe. I wouldn't mind if we got a few extra parts of this amazing mess of algorithmic story telling.

    • @a.d.chreene3588
      @a.d.chreene3588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I could watch this for 10 hours

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lawled much

  • @neoncloud7
    @neoncloud7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It reads like how dreams play out. Somehow able to be experienced realistically and yet unable to cohesively make any sense when you wake up.

  • @Endyyyyy
    @Endyyyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Xerion and Gonji are my favorite characters from Mario

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't forget both Santas!

  • @herozen7344
    @herozen7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My favorite:
    *"BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON! ATTACK WITH WHITE LIGHTNING!!" Seto Kaiba shouted, finally defeating Yugi in a duel.* Before he could finish Yugi was shot from the sky, as the white lightning burst over them, hitting Yugi squarely in the back.
    "Yugi… you think I've still got it?" He asked in confusion.
    "NO, YOU DON'T. DON'T LET IT. YOU HAVE NO STRENGTH!" Yugi told Kaiba. The battle raged on for a while, but Kaiba finally prevailed after a long struggle, after Kaiba was able to summon four different spells, with his own magic. The spells were White Lightning Storm, White Ice Storm, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Yugi was able to destroy every single black knight with one shot, and with the remaining one shot Yugi used a spell to destroy the entire world.
    "Yuge." He said when Kaiba was satisfied with the defeat, "I know that feeling
    *Yeah, that feeling of destroying the fucking world.*

    • @yoshimanrpg
      @yoshimanrpg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The spells were White Lightning Storm, White Ice Storm, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and *Blue-Eyes White Dragon*
      Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yoshimanrpg how else is he supposed to destroy the world?

    • @johnt.190
      @johnt.190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yoshimanrpg Screw the rules, he has money!

    • @sarahgirl1998
      @sarahgirl1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s the best Yu-Gi-Oh episode I’ve never seen holy crap

  • @VinchVolt
    @VinchVolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    God this stream made me bust so many guts laughing that it rendered me an ambiguous red paste on the ground. Thanks for showing this off, Vinny, it was excellent.

  • @maw9406
    @maw9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I tried to get something gory so I typed: “The puddles of blood and tears” and this is what I got
    *The puddles of blood and tears* at a wedding.
    The funeral of a friend
    makes ya think

    • @michaelwilliams7140
      @michaelwilliams7140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Poetic

    • @Wilus0
      @Wilus0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      deep

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There probably shouldn’t be an unusual amount of blood puddling at a properly-functioning funeral
      Just saying

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like an album

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually kind of amazing

  • @Boamere
    @Boamere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I typed "this was the end of AI" and it just said :"The end."
    then a large space and a bunch of jargon about AI

  • @ComboMon-
    @ComboMon- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Vegeta, did you lay this egg?

    • @sketchywest1176
      @sketchywest1176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Are... are you a Yoshi?"

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Vegeta Vagina.

    • @nugget4yearsago518
      @nugget4yearsago518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Clay3613 fun fact: eggs come out from the Cloaca, which operates differently compared to the vagina.

    • @petruciosxd1374
      @petruciosxd1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The love between Vegeta and the rabbit named Huckleberry was so great it resulted in Meat.

    • @Jemmie69
      @Jemmie69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good jojo reference

  • @SpicyAvocado
    @SpicyAvocado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You decide to go insane. Then you go insane too."
    That just about sums up this whole series

  • @Hwyadylaw
    @Hwyadylaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This is putting erotic fanfic writers out of a job.
    You just start with some sexual key phrases and the names of your characters and you get some steamy results.

    • @childalpha6954
      @childalpha6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It once produced a story where Mario paid a dragon for sex, then the dragon gave him an ice cream sandwich.
      I'm dead serious.

    • @trolololo720
      @trolololo720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@childalpha6954 Wow.
      Mario got scammed

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@trolololo720 Honestly, an ice cream sandwich is better.

  • @sparrowthesissy2186
    @sparrowthesissy2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Finally, someone has invented a cure for writer's block... and it is glorious.

    • @JoyStar
      @JoyStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've got some really awesome stuff from it I'm going to use in my novels to be honest. :)

  • @ro-337
    @ro-337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    '''"I'm ruined!" Waluigi let out with a cry as yet another meteor struck his taco stand. "The fourth time this week!" he said angrily, rubbing his head, before going to work frantically to get his taco. "I'll make 'em a second time, buddy."
    "Yes!" Waluigi's face started to turn purple as his mind slowly came back to reality. "I'll make you one!" Waluigi looked at Mario as he nodded his head. The green shell looked like a green shell.
    Mario turned to look in Waluigi's direction, seeing green light above his head. "Is that... is that... it?" The green light was much bigger than it turned out to be. It was nearly twice as wide as Waluigi's shell right now. "What a freakin' miracle. What a miracle!" Waluigi looked up for a moment to make sure that Mario just didn't forget about him, before he immediately turned around and walked away.'''
    Beautiful

  • @Sallymiakki
    @Sallymiakki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    1:03:17 never-before-seen original lyrics for In the Garden

    • @djdexcat
      @djdexcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wherein the metaphor gets derailed _hard!_

  • @craftyperson2504
    @craftyperson2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Here's mine:
    Luigi's sensual gaze enticed Wario and forced him to the edge of ecstasy.
    "I'm going to die right here," Wario shouted, as Luigi's eyes opened wide before bursting into flames.
    The two began a battle where Luigi and Wario fought each other with all of Wario's strength. The war never stopped!
    When Luigi fought Wario it was done by the sheer power of Mario and Wario's battle tactics combined and with his amazing control of his Mario Bros., he managed to pull off a win! Wario was so impressed by this victory that his face darkened greatly. As such, Luigi decided to leave Luigi behind because Mario and Wario's fight had ended. The Super Mario universe would be better if these two fights lasted much longer. Mario was forced to do the right thing and leave Luigi behind!
    In that very moment, Luigi's power started to return to his body.
    Breath
    A

    • @Solanuma
      @Solanuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No love
      Only fight

    • @ereince
      @ereince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      [Breath]
      *"A"*

    • @M1RACLEWEAVER
      @M1RACLEWEAVER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Breath
      *A*

  • @gongalicious
    @gongalicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    vinny: *innocently puts some of his own lyrics in the generator*
    talk to transformer: "SO I FUCKED THE TREES"

  • @PugO.
    @PugO. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    28:33 Talk to Transformer 2: Eternal Punishment

  • @NutBreadMSMC
    @NutBreadMSMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Everybody gangster til Todd releases Skyrim For the Toaster

    • @Denois95
      @Denois95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      of DEATH

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *Sonic was dying* in the pit of a burning building with the flames ripping across his face. He watched in horror as the fire engulfed his sister.
    Kris: (to Steve, who is at the base) Are you okay? (to Steve) Look, I told Steve to be careful, and he was. He's fine. This place is like a ghost town. Don't tell me. I heard you were scared.
    Klein: He's gonna make it. He was going all out all night. We're getting stronger every night.
    Kris: How was you at Christmas? Steve: How are we? It was... It was great. We've been through so much together. And today was the first day of Steve's second year... We got to live together.
    Spike: Steve.
    Spike (to Lois): You know who I want to be with? Lois. I know what you need with me. You need me. I need you.
    Kris: You know who I want to be with? Lois. I know what you need with me. You need me. I need you. I'm a little bit of a loner.
    Klein: *do you* know how many players I've taken and that are here?" I ask him. He looks me in the eyes - as he did last week when he called out the Toronto Blue Jays for failing to sell in the winter market.
    He didn't seem overly concerned by the idea of another team taking him.
    "We're taking players that are over the age of 30. We haven't even signed one yet," he says. "It was a long process. We signed two days before the draft. We knew they were out there and knew that we were going to have to do some things, and I don't think it was a very long process - just like everything else for us in Toronto is a long process."
    A two-out base bunt with one out.
    Derek Jeter looks around from his seat, where his seat is still occupied by a framed photo of himself with Bill Grieve (with the caption, "It's time Bill Grieve comes back home now") and his son, *Willie* Nelson is the author of The American Dream: How an American Family Lost Its Way of Life in America, and is currently writing his fourth biography, American Empire: America Before *FDR.* On the other hand, the only thing standing in the way of the US entering the European bloc in a big way was NATO. The US had a policy of neutrality in the European conflict as well as not wanting to use its military power too much in eastern Europe. The West used nuclear weapons in the Second World War and so, for many years, the US government didn't want to send troops into eastern Europe. When the Bush administration decided to use the nuclear bomb to destroy Iraq's Iraqi nuclear program in 2003, the Pentagon chose not to bomb Afghanistan because it didn't want to provoke the Russians in any way. As a result, the Pentagon kept its hands full.
    The EU and Ukraine were also a bit more reluctant than the US. They had been in power for just over 30 years and their leaders were pretty unappealing. They were not like the Bush administration's generals, too.
    But the crisis in *Ukraine started* to break down into fighting on Monday, with fighting between forces loyalists from both sides still holding their key city of Mariupol over two days later.
    Moscow strongly condemned the Ukrainian army's actions in Mariupol, which it sees as part of Kiev's efforts to prevent the creation of a self-managing autonomous region in Eastern Europe and thus the creation of a no-fly zone.
    Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said in comments to news agencies the situation in Crimea was a serious event and that Moscow was ready to respond if forced to do so.
    Earlier the Russian foreign minister said Russian soldiers, including elite units in Ukraine's military, had been given weapons and equipment to take the war to Kyiv.
    "At least a half a million Russian servicemen are in Kyiv today and are waiting on the order of the president, ready to go into the streets if the situation permits," *Sergei* Ivanov, who was appointed to the role in May after being appointed to the position by President Putin in December 2016, was a lawyer and businessman who specialized in environmental law and regulation for many years. He reportedly held the highest rank of Russia's Federal Security Service, the successor to the KGB.
    Russian politicians and bureaucrats, who are generally known more for their integrity and intelligence than any professional knowledge of legal matters, have been at best vague about the details of the investigation. But reports from local media outlets, including the Russian news agency RIA Novosti, suggest that senior Russian and foreign officials have been implicated in the allegations.
    "In all the cases cited by several Russian lawmakers, allegations against members of the Kremlin are backed by documents and video evidence, as well as interviews with former KGB agent Yevgeny *Prim* itively the latter).
    (defunquote (String 'string))
    (defun quote (String nil)
    (let ((start1 (point-min))
    end2 (point-max))
    start3 (point-min)
    end0 (point-max))
    quote (String \"\"))
    (defun quote3 (String nil)
    (let ((start2 (point-min))
    start3 (point-max))
    quote ((start2 'zero) (end2 '(one))))
    quote3 (String 3))
    A more general "syntactic extension" for
    unquote has been invented by Dave Lueba,
    and is also defined in a
    subroutine in the code of the same name.
    (defun quote (String :string)))
    (defun unquote (String nil))
    (defun csv-unquote (s: s:)
    (let ((s (s:quote ))
    s (csv-unquote s))
    ("
    \\","")
    return s))
    #define CSV_UNQUOTED-1
    #define CSV_UNQUOTED-2
    #define CSV_UNQUOTED-3
    #define CSV_UNQUOTED-4
    #define CSV_UNQUOTED-5
    (defun csv--quote (s:s:)
    (if (> (csv--quote s s) 100)
    (setq s 'unquoted)
    (csv--quote s
    *FEED TERMINATED*

    • @jacques4703
      @jacques4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Looks like the A.I commited suicide

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "But the crisis in Ukraine started to break down into fighting on Monday, with fighting between forces loyalists from both sides still holding their key city of Mariupol over two days later.
      Moscow strongly condemned the Ukrainian army's actions in Mariupol, which it sees as part of Kiev's efforts to prevent the creation of a self-managing autonomous region in Eastern Europe and thus the creation of a no-fly zone.
      Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said in comments to news agencies the situation in Crimea was a serious event and that Moscow was ready to respond if forced to do so.
      Earlier the Russian foreign minister said Russian soldiers, including elite units in Ukraine's military, had been given weapons and equipment to take the war to Kyiv."
      *HOW THE FUCK DID THIS 3 YEAR OLD AI PREDICTION KNOW*

  • @zealousmagician988
    @zealousmagician988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the best that I could get from it:
    The unholy being before me was impossible to view. An eldritch god, reeking of pure wrath, fury, despair, and power. It did not resemble a god. It looked like an immaterial mass, its own material body, or at least it seemed to be.
    "A demon in the guise of an angel, one that has lost all respect for the very rules of reality around it. I was almost afraid to touch it. I was not surprised that it was even so."
    "What was the demon's reason?"
    "I could feel its breath, the stench of fear coming from the depths of its being." The man spoke. "It seemed to be trying to speak through my soul. The thought of it doing so caused a wave of fear, confusion, and rage to sweep over me. I stared at the thing as it opened its mouth, feeling the very essence of what had been lost, its own essence as well."
    He did it, one last thing, and his fear ebbed. And he saw.

  • @shattermelon496
    @shattermelon496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is what I got:
    "Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"
    He nods as a nod to his friends. Luigi, who was wearing a tight-fitting shirt and jeans, looked more energetic than usual, but his tone was friendly. He has the appearance of a young king that the group had seen in certain parts of the town. And he was wearing a green hat for this, since it looked like only a normal hat could do this. As much as he was excited about a picnic, he actually wasn't happy at it, his heart still beating hard in his chest. He could have done this easily, and instead of asking the Princess if the day has been easy, he took a deep breath, relaxed and smiled back at the young man with a bright smile. It's good to have fun, he thought.
    The Princess was surprised by the warm and fuzzy atmosphere of the picnic, though. It may not have been an actual picnic, but her senses knew that there was no need to be so secretive if she wasn't going to come across a bear. Even if it was a bear!
    There!
    She looked at the girl's back and saw that it had been eaten by the bear. She knew that when a bear attacked or ate a person, it would usually bite the back of the throat, but it was still rather shocking to see the girl's back. Was there not a reason for the Princess to not see her back, too?
    The Princess took the reins with no hesitation. She stood up and moved towards the girl. "Miss, there is no need to hide. I will show you all who I am."
    She had never seen such a large beast so close in her dreams. It was quite frightening at first, and it even came close to crushing her. But there was no need to panic or run away from the danger. The bear was too small,

  • @nateryans6758
    @nateryans6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Reminds me of the erotic story Vinny wrote with Cr1tikal and Criken. In the best possible way.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I want him to splice bits of that into this so badly

    • @psyk2642
      @psyk2642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I mean, he did try generating text with "behold, centuries of thrust"

    • @badatnamesrea5217
      @badatnamesrea5217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Link please

    • @nateryans6758
      @nateryans6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psyk I just saw that, very exciting.

    • @nateryans6758
      @nateryans6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bad at names Rea It is easy to find, just search Vinesauce Critikal in youtube.

  • @Silenthilllz
    @Silenthilllz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:00:50 i officially lost my shit and started to cry

  • @childalpha6954
    @childalpha6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think this one is perfect
    *"Did you, like forget about me man?" said Shaggy to Thanos* who was standing a few feet away. He had taken over his father's mantle since then and was one of a handful of members who'd spent most of the night under Shaggy's tutelage. "Why did you lose? Did anyone really give you a chance?"
    "Nope." Shaggy shook his head. "I know who you are. You're Shaggy Rogers, one of the Guardians of the Universe."
    Thanos was already starting to suspect Shaggy wasn't exactly a fan of the whole team-building thing, but Shaggy was actually getting along just fine with it. "Shaggy, this is Thanos. You're an alien, right?"
    To answer these questions, that's what we call a good time.
    It was getting late when I started to go to the bathroom with Thanos. I hadn't realized the fight I was fighting would be so important. He came running up the ramp to hug me in the last minutes before my time

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *_ほり しいと。_*

    • @childalpha6954
      @childalpha6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *uh sorry, I don't speak Italian*

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You dumbass, that's clearly russian

    • @radioaktiv7841
      @radioaktiv7841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valkaerie8715 thats german bro

    • @radioaktiv7841
      @radioaktiv7841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or french or something

  • @banjofries
    @banjofries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Imagine if the next transformers movie comes out and it’s not a bunch of fighting mechs but instead is a room full of computers telling stories to eachother

  • @kevexcellent
    @kevexcellent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is how Game of Thrones is being written nowadays.

  • @sausbilligan9911
    @sausbilligan9911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Don't type "Binyot, why you play baby gam, why no schuut" into this program. Every result I got were... disturbing.

    • @bensirach3586
      @bensirach3586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like what?

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bensirach3586
      Like: Binyot,why you play baby gam,why no schuut,hmm...you know that there is some kind of thing wrong,you have to play it to be sure,don't be stupid,why no fumus,how could I have a wife and a lover,hmmm...don't be so sure...ohh...the baby,do you think it has a mother?oh...oh...no no...no...don't tell me...no,it's a girl,it's a boy,it's your little girl...no no...what am I to do...don't tell me that you are sure...no...no...why?what have I done?oh...oh...no...what am I to do...don't tell me that you are sure...oh...oh...no no...oh my...oh my...what have I done...don't tell me that you are sure...no no...don't tell me...no no...oh my...oh my

    • @bensirach3586
      @bensirach3586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NuclearRaven13 god there is seriously creepypasta worthy material you could make from it.

    • @seaks368
      @seaks368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NuclearRaven13
      That's genuinely unsettling

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seaks368 Unsettling... and also ominous.

  • @validusername173
    @validusername173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *Vinny from Vinesauce decided to play some more Gal Gun 2* in his spare time, and it turns out, it's also one of the most brilliant games ever made. The game features one of the best looking guns ever made in a shooter genre: the famous Soviet-era M1914.
    The M1914 was used primarily by the Soviet army for close-quarters combat during WWII, although it could also also be used in the air. It was extremely accurate with it's 105-grain bullet and could kill an opponent in a matter of seconds, but many people argue it just wasn't a top notch weapon anymore. The Soviets used the gun against American airplanes in Vietnam, and even though its accuracy was terrible, it remained the best-performing military gun of WWII, as well as still being one of the only weapons capable of wiping out an entire infantry force in less than two minutes. So how did a gun so good perform so poorly during the great war? The answer goes to its muzzle flash: its barrel was made from an unusual plastic material called lead. Lead was also the subject of a controversial controversy in the early 70
    what in the fuck?

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Increasingly complicated neural networks are going to be a much bigger deal than I imagined just a few years ago.

  • @Graylord88
    @Graylord88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The ultimate evolution of madlibs has finally arrived!

  • @maw9406
    @maw9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That was almost weird
    *Binyot giggled like a little girl at the poopy joke* and told one of the girls to stay on her knees, before she threw her arms around Binyot and started to massage him.
    I was so glad.
    This is where everything began to go completely wrong. Binyot had a lot of tension building up in him. I'm sure he was thinking. Was this the only time his whole body was tense up because of a girl, and then something terrible would happen? Or, worse, was it the first time everything in Binyot got too much? Was it because the girl was the only one who could fix his problems or because Binyot had become bored of her and wanted to go away? And who was the female in this situation besides me, Binyot's older siblings? There was always something interesting about Binyot. I'm not exaggerating, his body has a reputation for being tense.
    What did go wrong was in front

  • @Admiral_Golbez
    @Admiral_Golbez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Please do this again, seriously one of the funniest things I've seen for quite a while

  • @Hobokno
    @Hobokno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i fed this thing half the cave johnson lemon rant and it broke

    • @hotcrossballs
      @hotcrossballs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I guess if you give it lemons it can't make lemonade

  • @nxdiaz5916
    @nxdiaz5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder on this channel than watching this fullsauce.

  • @MackDaddyVelli7
    @MackDaddyVelli7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I put in "It broke new ground!" and I got an actual Star Wars movie.
    It broke new ground! We decided to make a movie!" ―Dorian to his father, on his parents decision to shoot the movie in Africa [src]
    Dorian had also planned to begin filming at some point during the Clone Wars, but he was forced to postpone plans by General Grievous due to Senator Bail Organa's proposal to install an international treaty system to regulate the trade in Force artifacts, as well as a plan to make the Galactic Senate free of Sith influence to maintain the peace on Naboo. While Dooku and his forces attempted to remove the Senator from Naboo, he remained behind to aid on the clone wars against the Republic and Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Naboo.
    When his efforts to join the Clone Wars ended in failure, the young Dooku decided to become General's assassin after his father, Obi-Wan Kenobi, was killed by the New Republic and his clone apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • @IndyFilmProductions
    @IndyFilmProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One of the best streams vinny's ever done. Watching this live was glorious.

  • @RoboJ71
    @RoboJ71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I almost threw up trying to stifle my laughter from watching this. Thank you for introducing me to this.
    I enjoy

  • @Pandsu
    @Pandsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Jared Knabenbauer cheated on his wife", Julie, with their then nine-year-old daughter. It wasn't her first time getting caught cheating (but it was first time she had been caught), and it wasn't the first time she'd cheated. She wasn't happy about it, but she did it anyway.
    "Her daughter said she was sorry," Knabenbauer told PEOPLE in January 2013. "She said, 'Daddy, it's over. I know I cheated.'"
    But the two spent hours debating the logistics of the situation. Julie decided to settle with a $25,000 fine, the only thing Knabenbauer says he felt he needed to pay for all this pain.
    "It still gives me a strong feeling that a man did not love my child and that was a lie, which they both agreed," said Knabenbauer. "But that's not the issue in my mind, is my responsibility, for letting her know that I thought that my relationship was over.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Excuse me, what kind of logistics is this?!

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god, my sides

  • @masterplay1201
    @masterplay1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I've made my own logo for this" Loved it

  • @KaedeLanyo
    @KaedeLanyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I typed "I'm gonna murder you, Luigi." And it came out with basically a Mario x Bowser slashfic.
    No sir, i don't like it.

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice.

    • @infernoblaze3493
      @infernoblaze3493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I type the same thing and I ended up with a luigi x bowser fic only it’s then ends with bowser shooting Luigi the back with an arrow causing him to fall of the roof

  • @光の女神パルテナ-n2x
    @光の女神パルテナ-n2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Talk to Transformer? You talked with *Optimus Prime?*

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No, Starscream.

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Robert McDaniel did someone say *c r e a m*

    • @leoluster5424
      @leoluster5424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      na it go-bots

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As if the "Stray cat girl" story couldn't get any worse!

  • @governor_explosion
    @governor_explosion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Michael Avon Oeming was one of the writers on the official L4D, Portal, and TF2 comics, although he was never a game dev to my knowledge. I didn’t expect to see him come up.
    Also, as a fan of prog and classic rock, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, and TMV entries made me giggle.

  • @dissipatingecho
    @dissipatingecho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i like to think the last line of the bladerunner thing is "There are some things that (are better left unsaid)"

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seriously this is my favorite kind of streams Vinny does, all these weird "webtoys" and ai things are so fucking funny and interesting

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Vinny from Vinesauce showed his meat*-loving face once again by bringing the meatiest course to the beef. Steaks, shoulder cutlets, ribs, bacon wrapped asparagus, baked potato wedges, BBQ tri tip, meatballs, roasted red pepper chili and mashed potatoes were amongst a mixture of exotic meats. As a result, Vinny said, “I thought I was making myself sick, but I just have a real problem with picking on this stuff. I don’t understand.”
    While Willy Wonka typically dishes out a blend of French, British and American food, he went all

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Finally, half life 5 CONFIRMED

  • @augustljungberg1266
    @augustljungberg1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A blessing to witness this stream.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    hey Vincent of Vinesauce streamers,
    put bits of Jimmy came undone into the generator. I really want to know how the algorithm would finish the basically-algorithmic story

    • @user-mp3kj2ey3q
      @user-mp3kj2ey3q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Alone but not for long. When the bass drops my panties follow.* I'm pretty sure it's at this point I thought the whole thing was weird and I didn't think I could cum as hard as I do today. But hey, we'll take it. (improv to orgasm) (long pause as he climaxes) Good night, Mr. Hebert!
      Thanks guys.
      -R.
      My review is completely different! Thank you all for the kind words! A lot of people will probably not have read this review but I'll just say that I am enjoying the rest of the review and will be making one for everyone! Thanks for reading my review!

    • @user-mp3kj2ey3q
      @user-mp3kj2ey3q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Daddy never came back, but he came hard.* He was like a monster who wanted to kill everybody."

  • @TheNightquaker
    @TheNightquaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The wording in this, particularly after the 8:30 mark, the whole "words that amount to nothing" is kind of creepy, considering that some of the people who hear voices in their heads describe these voices just saying random stuff, without conveying any meaning or a particular point. There's even a simulation of that in audio form out there.

  • @ethereal-alice
    @ethereal-alice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's hilarious watching a robot try to resolve dialogue situations

  • @Vaguer_Weevil
    @Vaguer_Weevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In recent news, Vinny tries to make an AI create disturbing fan fiction for an hour. More at ten.

  • @RHM087
    @RHM087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I tried simply entering "I like trains." and it ended up as sort of a New Yorker piece about Rudy Guiliani and about Hugh Hefner

  • @fly2555
    @fly2555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Are these the new Vinesauce writers... or have they always been the writers?

  • @ethanhayes7038
    @ethanhayes7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here's one I made:
    *Mario had just witnessed Luigi's tongue extend several times its natural length. Yet to him, the most curious change was Luigi's newfound fascination with hip hop. Mario* knew Luigi was good at music, but was he more or less skilled?
    After hearing the rumors, Luigi, being as he was a very humble and self indulgent young man, let himself be swept away with the music. As the only character in the game who had never done anything wrong, it was his desire to be good that kept him going as well as his belief that nothing could top his rap game. In the end, when he had defeated Bowser, he had a blast playing music with his friends without a single bad word said to him. Not only that, he had no friends in the entire Mario series and was just constantly with Mario, sharing the excitement of playing a fast, yet very tough game with him.
    The other player in the match was not only Mario's favorite hero, as evidenced by the
    Here's another:
    *Metroid was the greatest bounty hunter in all of Samus. But even he couldn't crawl.* The only place in the galaxy he could do that is down here on the dark side of space.
    - He was one of me.
    Nu-metal is an alloy of carbon steel with nitrogen, but with a metal in the form of titanium, to make its appearance that even the most technologically advanced of humans can't duplicate.
    It is the same material to which the Metroid Prime Trilogy ships its Prime Prime.
    The Metroid Prime universe has two types of enemies.
    The First is the Metroid who has mastered the use of their own weapons to kill the inhabitants of the universe with, while they fight back with their own weapons. However, it is the third type of enemy which will soon be a threat to you soon as well.
    The First is a race unknown to mankind. They live in unknown space and all who wish to join them must first join their Covenant as Hunters and then the Prime
    Finally:
    *I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.* HERE'S A NEW SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG EPISODE AND IT'S BEEN LOST TO US AND HANDSOME. DO NOT SELL IT.
    HELP. I DID NOT. I DID NOT HOLD OUT MY SHIT FOR THIS. WE HAVE TO START THE PROCESS. WE HAVE TO GET SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TO A REACHING, BEAT BROTHERFUCKER HONESTY AND DOWNGRADE THE DESTINATION ITSELF AND GIVE IT A SHUT DOWN IN THE SECOND SERIES.
    HELP. SHADE THE BITCH, WHAT I DO IS JUST OUTIN MY OWN WAY.
    HELP. BUT BE AWARE, THIS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG EPISODE IS JUST FILLED UP WITH INSULTING, SHITTY COMEDIANS AND I WANT TO MAKE IT FILLED UP ALL THE MORE. WELL AND GOODBYE BABYSITTER, IT WON'T HAPPEN. THANKS TO THE BEWITCHERS WHO WENT TO THE SAME FACT CHILD, SHE LIVED TO THE DEATH AND I THINK THOSE WHOREFUCKERS WERE ALL THE WORLDS YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO AND HAVEDN'T LIKED.

  • @cranficc3901
    @cranficc3901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Everyone knows that the five Mario brothers are: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi and* _________. What's not as well known is that the four of them have some serious problems, such as: (1) Mario is stuck with the wrong hat; (2) Luigi and Wario have weird personalities, but one of these personalities is "I love people who fight and kill; I hate people who do this and take lives;" (3) Waluigi doesn't like it when his enemies hurt him; (4) Luigi and Wario are weirdly affectionate and the kids keep trying to kiss him but nothing ever happens ("That's the weird thing; all the cute kids think it's weird. But he goes crazy. He likes his friends, but they always think he's gross!"); (5) Wario and Luigi's personalities are totally off; They only really get mad occasionally and will try to hurt you and have you eat your own face if they're attacked. There are actually some clues, like some weird letters on the walls and that Wario and Luigi's names are "Amaroo" and

  • @delicouscake917
    @delicouscake917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jon Snow realised how shitty Game of Thrones was
    In an interview with Vanity Fair, actor George R.R. Martin said that he never realised how bad Game of Thrones was until after the show had run its course.
    Martin said: "One of the things about Game of Thrones is that everything that happens changes its nature in interesting ways over time, and that's one of the reasons I think it is such an odd thing to watch. I was watching it and there was something in the way they handled George R.R. Martin's life and what he's been through. I mean, it's like you have an audience just of him. He has it all. It's one of the most fascinating phenomena in television - not the stuff that's happening off screen, but the way he lives it on screen. He's just doing it. And when that all breaks down, he doesn't understand how it ended up that way. He just doesn't understand how the universe
    Very true

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This is it Obi-Wan!" Kenobi said fiercely as he stepped forward.

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This thing can write some wacky SCPs if you start with *Item #:*

  • @ActionYakPolice
    @ActionYakPolice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This thing has a weird tendency to make everything really dark. I put in "you're a kid now, you're a squid now" and got some bizarre story about... a kid named Hans who loved eating squid but was dying and now couldn't even eat grass... I think. It was borderline incomprehensible but that's what it seemed like.

  • @kaws6231
    @kaws6231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    First thing I type into the Generator, and this is the story I got.
    It's aware.
    "OwO Whats This?
    When I was a kid, I found out I had cancer and underwent a course of chemotherapy. I was treated with radiation therapy for about twelve months followed by chemotherapy for four weeks. All was well until I had to go to New York for surgery which ended up being the last stage of my treatment. I ended up with an almost 100 year old stomach. The doctor wanted to do more than what was shown in the brochures, so I received another round of radiation therapy. All I remember is being completely sick, my hands shaking uncontrollably and the nausea. I still don't get all the good stuff, like the food and water (not that I want to but still). Once I got down to New York (where other survivors ended up), my stomach was almost completely gone from the radiation they had, not too long after that I was in the hospital for the last month. I went to hospital three or four times and after a"

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Furries bad xD

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shelby5809 As a furry, i am offended, but completely agree

  • @st0pnsw0p
    @st0pnsw0p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tried "No you haven't, Luigi... you have TERMINAL SEVEN... brain cancer."
    I got this:
    Luigi and Luigi's brother Luigi were going on a vacation trip away from the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Luigi's father Luigi, Luigi's mother Luigi, Baby Mario and Baby Baby were on vacation with their friends who were looking for some fresh air.
    When Mario and Luigi left for vacation in a truck, their grandfather Luigi said to his grandson, "This is it, the world is not going to end in a puff of smoke. Now go into the house of the man who gave birth to you and stay under the stars while I get all of these people I can get into a truck and drive all over the world with my truck full of fire and brimstone. Then you can make me one hot dog at a time and you can do it right here, now." This is considered the start of Mario's journey. Luigi and Luigi's brother Luigi got into their car and started heading all around the world and they started

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That first bot generated paragraph.....
      MY MIND!!!!!

    • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
      @MicrowavedAlastair5390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah, Baby Baby, my favorite character.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MicrowavedAlastair5390 What about grandfather Luigi and Luigi's brother Luigi, though?!

    • @citrusui
      @citrusui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luigi's brother Luigi

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@citrusui Luigi's father Luigi, Luigi's mother Luigi, Baby Mario and Baby Baby.

  • @mfpuma_
    @mfpuma_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Let's be real, Vinny is one of the most hard working streamers out there. Not only he streams daily, engages very well with his audience and community, but he has an impressive upload schedule to both his channels. Thank you for everything.

    • @RayLilith
      @RayLilith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fullsauce is handled by Vappy (and Vinny ofc). Vin also gets help with editing on the highlight channel. But he does stream almost every day (not on a schedule FYI).

    • @JimManthy
      @JimManthy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RayLilith Vappy seems to be gone. It's John Fullsauce now.

    • @Bloodiasfire
      @Bloodiasfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vinny doesn't edit for Vinesauce, nor does he upload to Fullsauce. He hires people to do that for him.

    • @mfpuma_
      @mfpuma_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bloodiasfire yeah, he has a great team in all fronts, but there still has to be some kind of direction provided by him (and content). There are streamers who don't do that.

    • @Bloodiasfire
      @Bloodiasfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mfpuma_
      There really isn't direction provided as far as I'm aware, honestly. The edits are very much a "Do the edit how you want to do it, if it's good I'll pay you like 80$" kind of deal. There isn't even an editing 'team'. It's a bunch of people doing freelance work because they want to- People come and go all the time, hence why you see a lot of different editing styles. That's also why the highlights channel uploads as often as it does--There's a fair amount of people working on edits at any one time. I think the only thing Vinny does with the edits is tell people what streams are already being made into an edit so nobody ends up doing pointless work.
      Fullsauce is the only thing Vinny really directs, and that's mostly just hiring the right person to manage it and making sure shit doesn't go tits-up. John Fullsauce, as we lovingly call him because we know not his real name, is the current maintainer of Fullsauce, and has been doing a fucking amazing job. It's honestly the golden era of Fullsauce.
      I should note, the way Vinny's channels work ain't a bad thing. I love seeing all the different kinds of edits people make, John Fullsauce is amazing, and Vinny himself is still a super lovable, hard working streamer, even if he isn't an Ultra-Demigod who does all the work by himself.
      TLDR: Vinny ""only"" streams and makes great music. All the other stuff is freelance, or hired aid (Like John Fullsauce).

  • @phoenixwright1465
    @phoenixwright1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Now we need Lord Of the Rings, but made by an A.I.

    • @vrak24
      @vrak24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Phoenix Wright im pretty sure it chose the name doran because in league of legends dorans ring is an item. So when the network was looking up ring to get an understanding of it it found the league of legends stuff.

    • @phoenixwright1465
      @phoenixwright1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vrak24 Hmm, I never played LOL, so thanks for telling me about that. I thought the A.I was talking about a guy from Fire Emblem.

  • @tibetorona3366
    @tibetorona3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    46:27 that right there is like the speech at the final encounter, where the player character would have to put someone to rest, likely a child.

  • @crungusmcbungus1681
    @crungusmcbungus1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Vegeta is Meat's father"

  • @MariahGem
    @MariahGem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I haven't laughed this hard in months! OMG the tears! Oh god...

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm dying, i wish i hadn't missed this stream. XD

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Arnold was beginning to loose power. He knew he needed the cookies, but Jamie kept them from him. "I need the cookies Jamie, I'm loosing power." But Jamie was obstinate and refused, knowing full well the dire consequences. When Harold's farther said they were about to starve, but the children refused to eat, "what do".

  • @thecrazylucario
    @thecrazylucario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    29:14 This inspired me to look up a bit about Tommy Wiseau after having heard a lot of Vinny's jokes about him and then i learned about the The Room fangame and then i watched the fullsauce video of Vinny playing it and now I'm back to comment about my experience.
    I now have Tommy Wiseau's voice stuck in my head.
    Especially " *o h h a i m a r k* "

  • @AJlex100500
    @AJlex100500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *[Verse 1]*
    *Vomit in the ball pit*
    *Step right in and drown in it*
    *I saw it when I was a little kid*
    *It fucked me up and made me sick*
    I saw it when I was a little kid
    It fucked me up and made me sick
    If you're alive with it
    But you can never let it go
    [Chorus]
    I seen it when I was a little kid
    My balls filled, swollen and puffy
    I could hear it from upstairs
    And if the baby could hear it too
    He'd think the thing was going on
    We had to bury that baby
    We had to bury our son
    It's like a big secret you have to tell
    It's the best thing since sliced bread
    You're so scared to even go into it
    But if you find out
    [Verse 2]
    Vomite in my ball pit
    My mouth is running over with it
    Vomite in my ball pit
    I'll always remember this boy
    And if I ever get tired, I'll remember you too
    And if the baby could hear

  • @theskeletalguzzler7871
    @theskeletalguzzler7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I tried using this and oh boy do I have some nice screenshots now...

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would love to see another stream of this just for Vinny's impressions reading the scripts.

  • @oxuderces1313
    @oxuderces1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What is love?"
    The teacher, who was dressed in casual but effective attire, spoke very calmly, and seemed as if she was prepared to answer them.
    The teacher explained, "Love consists of four phases: a beginning, middle, end, and final. The beginning of love is when our hearts are full of joy as we wait for the perfect moment for someone who loves us."
    She added, "If we are not happy with the world, then we must accept the fact that the ideal life is the ideal love relationship between us and someone we love, because that allows us to feel completely alive and whole. It is also called love of nature, which is the way our hearts feel after waiting at the right time, but after waiting for someone we do not want to come."
    Then, as with their answers to her questions, the teachers' responses were all very pleasant and well chosen. However, the teacher remained a blank stare for the entire five minutes while the students stared wide-eyed at the teacher.
    Even so, the class members were beginning to come into focus. One by one, each of the students was asked the question they were thinking as the instructor spoke. The ones who were most prepared were the students' younger siblings. One student noticed her mom was not there, and hurried to introduce herself instead. Even at sixteen, it was

  • @Perkeleen69
    @Perkeleen69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i wish someone would animate these..

  • @CinderTheFox
    @CinderTheFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Ness, in a futile attempt to teleport, smashed his face into a tree for the fourteenth time.* He fell into the trunk and died.
    In his dying moments, he asked for forgiveness of the world for the terrible deeds of the Dark One, but it was too late and he was gone... but his will was. No one alive remembers what happened to this child. It is said he chose not to seek forgiveness but the darkness.
    He is the only humanborn known to speak of what happens under the power of the Dark One. At first his voice is quiet, but grows deeper as he recites his words. He tells of a man who rose to the rank of Prince and was named King to better the lives of all the inhabitants. A beautiful daughter named Elliana has been raised by an old family, the Valyran Family, but her brothers and cousins have been banished when a war broke out. The Valyran family are descendants of one of the Dark Ones. Once a great nobleman, he was

    • @sparkyplasmodium476
      @sparkyplasmodium476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I freaking died laughing at this comment!

    • @CinderTheFox
      @CinderTheFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sparky Plasmodium I’ve gotten a few good EarthBound themed ones
      *Attention all EarthBound gamers: Ness is in trouble.* And the problem is: The game doesn't seem to have any idea where for Ness to go. If you're looking for that old, out-of-place, overabundantly evil-sounding, unpronounceable, in-your-face Metroid-esque "Ness the Echidna!" moment, this shouldn't be your game. It looks so good, and it plays so cool, but your guide to Ness's location on the big screen was not put together with your interest in the game in mind. And that's fine, I agree, but there's just so much to the game that, frankly, I haven't picked up on yet.
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      Ness goes nuts and starts shooting at all the things (mostly) around him, and there are two parts to this plot. First, the game throws a bunch of other people into the mix, mostly to try and figure out where the hell Ness is. This puts a lot of pressure on the game to keep it as fresh as possible because

    • @sparkyplasmodium476
      @sparkyplasmodium476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Ness the echidna" like someone's sick idea of an OC is what caused the death of me. Rest in pepperoni.

  • @Vemmmy
    @Vemmmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like some of the name choices here. Bart is the chief survivalist of that battle, when he stumbles into Homer and his weapons. Grampa Marge becomes the mutiny leader for the soldiery. I like how Homer's pubescent, stoned ego is the vehicle for their liberation, a bell ring comes on, it seems as though the entire family is insane.

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bit about all that shit being brought into Ten Forward by the Kilingons made me choke I was laughing so hard.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    SKYRIM FOR THE TOASTER?!?!?
    WHERE DO I GET THIS CONSOLE I WANNA PLAY AS A DRAGON

    • @RayLilith
      @RayLilith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go away Todd

    • @TheChaoticToaster
      @TheChaoticToaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please don’t play Skyrim on me.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheChaoticToaster christ i don't even remember why i made this comment. 2 years D:

    • @TheChaoticToaster
      @TheChaoticToaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimitar4y it’s cool, my Dude. People have been trying to play Skyrim on me for the past decade.

  • @gday8813
    @gday8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I typed in "Flesh is only temporary Douglas!" yelled Mr Dink
    And this is what came out
    "Flesh is only temporary Douglas!" yelled Mr. Dink, who was holding a red box full of condoms.
    "You never use him; you always give him to me!"
    His sister later testified that Douglas, like her parents, was deeply Catholic.
    "I don't know about that," She said. "A lot of them weren't very pious. He was more like to be charitable and helping people."
    Douglas was sentenced to six months of home detention, and was ordered to pay the $2,000 to the women and to pay the $50 fine.
    In response to the scandal, prosecutors appealed that sentence in April to a judge with the California Court of Appeal.
    Douglas told Mr. Dink in a July letter that he would not be violating the terms of his release with the women's help. He said he would also need financial assistance.
    "I will not be able to raise enough for two months until you guys are going away," Douglas wrote. "I will not be in the neighborhood (and) you will have to take care of your

  • @mute-chan4085
    @mute-chan4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vinny: Orgy
    AI: IN HELL
    Me: Well that escalated quickly

  • @blackenblood21
    @blackenblood21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Now the tree lives. A tree by the tree, but a tree in the tree... For we are old men from the forest." ―Gandalf, in the Battle of Angband [src]
    Noldorin legends describe that all orcs, including Gollum, had a tree at their hearts. This tree, known as the tree of life, was kept aloft by the power of the Elves and the Elves themselves. By virtue of its immense strength, it was able to keep the Elves at bay until the time of the Sundering, but only so long as the great god Bilbo Baggins remained alive to guide these men back to their rightful home.[2] Bilbo was an important figure in the development of this legend as some Bilbo-worshippers regarded him as the one who discovered the Tree of Life.

  • @nugget4yearsago518
    @nugget4yearsago518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This AI tool, although mostly gives weird af completions, is quite useful for giving ideas imo.

  • @JohnPaul-ec5ug
    @JohnPaul-ec5ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    34:40
    “He, Zelda”
    Well I guess Link really is Zelda.

    • @AlanTGP1
      @AlanTGP1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      34:20*

  • @PeridotEX
    @PeridotEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Super Smash Bros. Melee was released in North America and Japan for the 2001 holiday season
    and was released on the Wii as an update to Nintendo 3DS. This iteration of the Mario series, set during World War II, featured a new protagonist, Luigi, along with new stages of the Mushroom Kingdom and New Castle. It featured an updated character select screen, which allows players who wish to enter the game without having played it for years to choose from a large range of levels. Although this version retained many of the original's game functions, many of the game's mechanics were introduced to the game with the new game mode for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, including the addition of shield-stun combos, a more varied arsenal for both Mario and Yoshi, new items, and more stages to explore and compete in (with the addition of another Super Mario World title to Super Smash Bros.). The game also contained a small change for

  • @Hastur_Carcosa
    @Hastur_Carcosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I imagine at 39:46 there weren’t two Obi Wans, he was just trying to psych himself up.