IMPOSSIBLE Floating Table Build - Will It Work?

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  • @John_Malecki
    @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If you like this table you're going to find this incredible Floating Cave Table to be just as cool! th-cam.com/video/WUwjq1zZCis/w-d-xo.html

    • @elmerfudd-rs4ls
      @elmerfudd-rs4ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Malecki could you please send me the measurements you used im going to make one out of red oak

    • @gferguson73
      @gferguson73 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can u send me on the dimensions please I would love to try this

    • @armastat
      @armastat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since you use Fishing line u could also use Lead weights. Weights with slots to 'grip' the line and then pressure fit the weights into each end as a counter sunk insert.

    • @paedahe4975
      @paedahe4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the table. Well done. Have you tested the weight capacity? 👍

    • @EdHadder
      @EdHadder 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I Love your videos and channel 💞

  • @souvikdas
    @souvikdas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    Use near-invisible fishing filament. Takes the magic up by a notch.

    • @thqp
      @thqp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Zytiko
      @Zytiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seconded!

    • @hercules71185
      @hercules71185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'd do the outter 4 in 20lb mono and the center at 80 plus braided wire in black for flex. I believe mono would stretch too much for the centerline

    • @dquirke2
      @dquirke2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I tried this with 200lb mono. The stretch makes it very difficult to tension it evenly. Tried again with 1.5mm steel cable and it worked much better. To get the table stable, it needs a lot of tension.

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not stable

  • @homeslicknick7968
    @homeslicknick7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    I appreciate how the sponsor segment lasted 4 seconds. Not 4 minutes

    • @seanemclean
      @seanemclean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Made up for it with 6 commercial breaks.

    • @MSG685
      @MSG685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@seanemclean get premium. Its worth it just for that. I completely forget there are ads till someone mentions it. You also get google play music. It totally worth it.

    • @lewishayward994
      @lewishayward994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ill only get premium the day we can listen to youtube and close the app.

    • @homeslicknick7968
      @homeslicknick7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lewishayward994 just use ad block. These guys get all their money from sponsors anyways

    • @grafil01
      @grafil01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lewis Hayward you... can, that’s another feature of premium...

  • @rafnelb
    @rafnelb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    If you look up Buckminster Fuller's Tensegrity you'll see his designs use the tension lines in the shape of triangles. So to stop the "wabble" you can add lines from the bottom center post down to the base points and from the top center point to the top points. Tighten it all up. The center line will need to be strong enough to hold the weight of everything put on the table.
    This is a very nice table!

    • @leehaelters6182
      @leehaelters6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First I've seen a mention of Buckminster Fuller on these videos, although they may use his term "tensegrity".

    • @DavidGarcia-nx2gj
      @DavidGarcia-nx2gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you know someone who studies civil, mechanical engineer or architecture ask them to know how much it could lift (they would know some materials) and where you can put the lines. A friend of mine did to his brother and he calculated it to make a very strong table. it can stand a person and doesnt move.

    • @dannypal5385
      @dannypal5385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, shouldn’t you just be able to tighten up the middle one and everything should be fine?

    • @DavidGarcia-nx2gj
      @DavidGarcia-nx2gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannypal5385 those give you stability

    • @loveofsmooth1665
      @loveofsmooth1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just learned something😁

  • @papateachme
    @papateachme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    18:58 The Doc Brown running down the street in BTTF 1 yell!!!! :O :)

    • @thedonaghybroz4195
      @thedonaghybroz4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *TopFineWoodworking. Com* is a fantastic website about wood working. I took various classes as well as finished a one year diploma in carpentry at a local tech college; this is much better than any book I worked out of during those lessons. It explains everything regarding woodworking as well as complements it with helpful photos.?

  • @tknoerle1451
    @tknoerle1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your mental 3D vision (otherwise known as spatial awareness). Your enthusiasm is infectious and your vocabulary is fabulous as well. YES , I love watching your videos, John!

  • @csmith1696
    @csmith1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Should use black thread. They almost disappear enhancing the effect. It is why magicians use thin black thread to make things float and move.

    • @iWedGR
      @iWedGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My thought was to use transparent fishing line. I now think black is a better option.

    • @FavoRitsu
      @FavoRitsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What would be the most durable line that is also viable for being unnoticeable?

    • @PavelFilko
      @PavelFilko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FavoRitsu lines from fiber optic wire could do the trick. They are very tiny and durable at the same time. But it will require different mechanism for tightening, as this lines breaks when folded.

    • @jojoposter
      @jojoposter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PavelFilko honestly if you are talking durability and strength you'd probably want nylon (e.g. fishing line) or thin steel wire

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Niklas Mertens
      Dark fishing line, then?

  • @ivanpolchenko
    @ivanpolchenko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    could have also used steel wire and guitar string knobs

    • @paulapplewhite6135
      @paulapplewhite6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes. Three tuners could be fitted under the base unit, so they wouldn't be visible. Although nylon wire/string probably looks better than steel because it's less visible.

    • @epknight7833
      @epknight7833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      great idea

    • @anthonyrodriguez5124
      @anthonyrodriguez5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same thing I was about to comment, could have used bass strings to tie in the guitar theme

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking, as well. Could probably tighten the guy wires a bit more then, as well - make it less wobbly. Although I worry about steel wires biting into the wood and cutting through corners.

    • @isetta4083
      @isetta4083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steinberger makes double ball strings

  • @aaronburke6791
    @aaronburke6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love how excited Sam is at the end

  • @ThomasCustomWoodworks
    @ThomasCustomWoodworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So awesome! Thanks for making this.

  • @GR_R2
    @GR_R2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just found this channel and oh my God that workshop is amazing. Clean, organized, and so many great tools.

  • @AGlimpseInside
    @AGlimpseInside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would honestly never get tired of looking at that if it was in my home. Really cool build featuring a crazy concept. Nice work John

    • @Junior-nr7ls
      @Junior-nr7ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      available for purchase?

  • @AKHuntinFool
    @AKHuntinFool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    John and Sam crushing it. Very cool build.

  • @bobcriss600
    @bobcriss600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That table is so cool! Stretches the mind to try to figure how it “floats.” But very nice looking!

    • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
      @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The center of gravity is in the center of the table where the middle wire is. The entire weight of the top part is pulling downward on that middle rope, but the base on the floor is holding it up. The 3 wires on the sides of the table is just to stabilize it so it doesn't wobble too far away.

    • @Portnowthrifts
      @Portnowthrifts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OhMyGulay thank you

    • @entcraft44
      @entcraft44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pwn3dbyth3n00b "The 3 wires on the sides of the table is just to stabilize it so it doesn't wobble too far away." It would fall immediately because it's an unstable equilibrium. Without those wires, it would be like balancing a pencil on it's point. But the rest of the explanation is written quite nicely.
      Edit: Because the table is not symmetric, the center of gravity is not in the middle. So it's not even an unstable equilibrium.

  • @clydebalcom8252
    @clydebalcom8252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm drooling right now. I love that slab of walnut. Oh my Giddy Aunt, it's beautiful.

  • @tapiwaguzhamade
    @tapiwaguzhamade 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching in 2024, in South Africa and so happy with your high five moment!!!!! Watch your work all the time and this has been my personal highlight human moment. Dope table too!

  • @John_Malecki
    @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Do you want another IMPOSSIBLE BUILD! Check out this 2 Legged chair ! th-cam.com/video/pH-JaD68wz0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Clixs_minion
      @Clixs_minion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tacy wacy

    • @JohnPaton3
      @JohnPaton3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was another "use clear material to make it look like it is floating" table but you did something special. Very impressed.

    • @shreyassaraf7576
      @shreyassaraf7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya that's kool but can you pls share the majorments (sizes) of all woods u've used
      pls

  • @tully348
    @tully348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This is like the perfect whiskey table, it automatically swirls it for you

    • @MagnumTimr
      @MagnumTimr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MagnumTimr seriously this John Watson is an undercover genius

    • @assignmentpapermaster
      @assignmentpapermaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then pours it down lol 😂

    • @jasondoust4935
      @jasondoust4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It takes a certain kind of genius to turn a bug into a feature. Keep up the good work, sir!

    • @Cloudburst7
      @Cloudburst7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MagnumTimr still really underrated

  • @satsudha53
    @satsudha53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonderful Tensegrity.

  • @emmanuelmboya9233
    @emmanuelmboya9233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The back ground is a dream of mine..these tools, space..just a dream to me..with love from Kenya...wish I had enough mulla to purchase some though here they are much expensive they cost an arm and a leg.....good work

  • @AmanSheT84
    @AmanSheT84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Makes me want to commission a peice, because I wouldn't be able to even make this. Awesome work!

  • @zman1508
    @zman1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this channel. Bloody fantastic seeing some ex footy player going for a complete career flip like this. I only know one other and it's an ex AFL player who now works as a civil engineer. Will have to show him this channel now.

  • @TheGreyWolf757
    @TheGreyWolf757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wish I had a workshop like that in the backyard of my house -- can't wait for this madness to end so overtime will pick back up.
    Awesome video!

  • @mitchellmcginn5538
    @mitchellmcginn5538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks wicked love how you used the dowels to hide the fishing line while also making it look like a feature great work and craftsmanship

  • @stevenbayer167
    @stevenbayer167 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love this video. In addition to "figuring it out," I appreciated that you're simply being yourself. Great work!

  • @averagejoesworkshop
    @averagejoesworkshop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    “Because I saw it on the internet, I’m obviously capable of doing it.” Haha!

  • @benwalkup98
    @benwalkup98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Whoa was it just me who thought it was sketch how close his fingers were to the tablesaw blade?

    • @timmytommyjeffface5511
      @timmytommyjeffface5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not just you, that was pretty sketchy

    • @thegrumpyfatcat5300
      @thegrumpyfatcat5300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i noticed the saw blade was the other side so i didnt realy think it was sketch but if i didnt notice the id say that sketch

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      other people are more nervous of people handling knives than the person handling the knife.
      he trusts his saw. Now when Michael Reeves gave a robot a knife and had it stab with a lot of speed and force and not a lot of control based on motion, that was dangerous.

    • @ChaosExodus
      @ChaosExodus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You always use a push block, never your fingers. No matter how far you hand is from that blade, you’re putting yourself in a bad place.

    • @jwilliams703
      @jwilliams703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would have shit watching me cut 1/2 wood width wise on a table saw. Very dangerous if you dont have complete confidence and a little crazy in ya.

  • @lucaspessoapereira
    @lucaspessoapereira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I feel some real Andy Bernard energy from this guy.

    • @Darthloopgames
      @Darthloopgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucas Pessoa Pereira I don't see it. It would be like Dwight because he makes tables.

  • @motherstation
    @motherstation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch the big reveal all day long! Carpenters RULE!!

  • @evertkleynhans2617
    @evertkleynhans2617 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow!!! Awesome table. You should replace the string with gold or brass, even silver small chains. Would look stunning against the dark wood!

  • @eliotmays
    @eliotmays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great work John! If you make the top and base different sized equilateral triangles, it would likely be slightly more stable and prevent the racking/swinging motion under the same amount of tension. Also, if you can find something that has less give than fishing line, that would also stabilize things as fishing line does have quite a bit of flex even at that test.

  • @crhrhc
    @crhrhc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha.. i'm from Indonesia..😎, so entertaining.. Bravo this project! 👍🏼

  • @joshmoore2305
    @joshmoore2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Random mustache at the end. Nice.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Subscribe for next week and see why hahahaha

    • @kasper_429
      @kasper_429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like he's channeling Instructor Earl from BRCC 🤣

    • @cognitivecycles4197
      @cognitivecycles4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John_Malecki lol anything to do with the artwork at 19:29 ? Classic.

    • @Guust_Flater
      @Guust_Flater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw the Ron Swanson photo on the wall......the mustache approved!

  • @researchcapt
    @researchcapt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a real work of art...beautiful!!

  • @PichulinTube
    @PichulinTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks amazing! And walnut was certainly an excellent wood choice for the looks.

  • @ben2671
    @ben2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    You can never be more american than an old football player who loves guns and makes things in a giant workshop WITH an american flag

    • @rakashaagain
      @rakashaagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      freedom, you forgot freedom!

    • @jensegedalsrensen1632
      @jensegedalsrensen1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and cannot tie a knot

    • @RichardCranium321
      @RichardCranium321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jensegedalsrensen1632 even more American- "I have people for that"

    • @Stillnapie
      @Stillnapie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arlington is full of people that prove that statement wrong......

    • @mattcoughlin9384
      @mattcoughlin9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it!

  • @LastLeafStudioVideo
    @LastLeafStudioVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I am glad to see you're doing videos that you really want to do now.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you my Leaf !

    • @LastLeafStudioVideo
      @LastLeafStudioVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@John_Malecki You are welcome friend. You seem to having a lot of fun and it comes through in your videos.

  • @peterwilhelmsson4168
    @peterwilhelmsson4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Don't waste the wood." I hear ya! Especially walnut over here in Europe, that chunk of slab-thing you started with would cost me several hundred USD. Crazy.

    • @Spookey00gmailcom
      @Spookey00gmailcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW!
      I have a bunch of Black Walnut growing on my mountain.
      Got some cut down and naturally drying now.

  • @bruno_kid_
    @bruno_kid_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I definitely will make one. Thanks for sharing all process

  • @jxmiofficial7691
    @jxmiofficial7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally a guy that actually sounds and looks like woodsmith! Subscribed

  • @l.clevelandmajor9931
    @l.clevelandmajor9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a fellow woodworker who enjoys the craft as much as any that love the beauty of real wood, I have to say I am impressed with what you created here as an experiment! You likely brought "Tensegrity" to the attention of many that may never have known about it otherwise! Kudos for that!
    Now I have to address something I watched you do repeatedly in this video, and it made me cringe. You likely have quite steady hands, which allows you to be more precise than most in this type of work (I do myself also). That said, it is not good to take risks that can do irreparable damage to your best tools; your hands.
    First of all, your tablesaw work in which you use your hands to push the material through with what looks like no more than two inches clearance from the blade for your hand. I've seen many woodworkers lose fingers or parts of fingers doing that. Steady handed though you may be, you never know when something might happen that would cause a disastrous severance of a digit. My own Pop was distracted by a coworker while operating a tablesaw, and lost his right index finger because of it. I myself am a very careful individual around such heavy woodworking equipment; keeping safety foremost in my mind. Because of this, at the age of 63, I still have all of my digits, and they all work quite well. The fix for this is to use push sticks. I can give you plans for making push sticks, and even a fence rider push handle that will keep your hands safe.
    The second thing is when you were drilling holes in the dowels, using your hands in very close proximity to the business end of the drill bit. That is no less dangerous than the previous thing I noted. The bit could hit a soft spot in the wood and punch through your fingers, or even your palm, due to the pressure you are using to work the drill! Very scary! You should use something to brace the dowels, holding them firmly in place other that risk your hands like that.
    I'm only calling you out on this because I care about my fellow woodworkers, and I want all of us to stay as safe as we possibly can. Yes safety rules take a little extra time to follow in your work flow; however, following them is proven to save you time in the long run, because an injury will take away time you could use to do what you obviously love doing.
    If you wish to know how long I have been working with wood, I now have 51 years of experience, as I started at the age of 12 in Wood Shop Class in Middle School, Virginia Beach, Virginia. I am also descended from a long line of woodworkers on both sides of my family. My Grandfather on my Pop's side was a furniture builder and cabinetmaker. My Pop was also in woodworking, and he and I worked together in the same company, doing what we love. It is my chosen profession, and I put myself into my work, as I love creating pieces of real beauty from beautiful wood.
    Please sir, I respectfully ask that you take extra care to stay safe in your woodworking environment! In that way, you will extend the time you have working with wood, as you obviously love to do.
    Cheers!

  • @JeffreyMoon1974
    @JeffreyMoon1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That was EPIC! Nice work, John. One thought regarding your knot choice: a taut line hitch might have been a better option. It's adjustable and used to tighten tent lines to stakes. Your Boy Scout assistant should be familiar with them.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha i'll let sam know, great input!

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    This guy is a nut he needs a Netflix series 😂

    • @Enroxxx
      @Enroxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would say it's the other way around: Netflix needs a series with him.

    • @Billothy69
      @Billothy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would most definitely watch that

  • @henryeccleston7381
    @henryeccleston7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a delicate but gorgeous table!

  • @woodstoney
    @woodstoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Although I have seen small toy-like tables like this before, THIS one rocks! Full end table sized!! Nicely done! You need to sell these!!

  • @elyssagant4427
    @elyssagant4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "squirrel is delicious ... but also" this randomly popped up in my recommended and it's been 16 seconds and I'm already invested

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope those 16 seconds were incredible!

  • @malachitekingfisher2116
    @malachitekingfisher2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Petition for him to do a collab with Bobby Duke Arts

  • @theworkshopboxshop
    @theworkshopboxshop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That is amazing looking table will certainly be building one of them. options of making a different shapes too great video

  • @tamirerez2547
    @tamirerez2547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How to take a simple scientific "toy" and turn it into ART!!
    Great video. ❤️👍

  • @tru_kingmusic
    @tru_kingmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was cool Marine

  • @kyorene1374
    @kyorene1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now that's epic

  • @ElliotNesterman
    @ElliotNesterman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FYI, the term tensegrity was coined by Buckminster Fuller. While Fuller did not create the first tensegrity construction he popularized the term through his writing and went on to design many tensegrity structures.

    • @aoeuable
      @aoeuable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not a tensigrity structure, though, as it has non-string elements which are under tension. In a tensigrity, all solid elements are under compression.

  • @woodydellcreations1742
    @woodydellcreations1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I only wish I had the brain capacity to understand all that you did in this video.. alas I do not... I look on with wonderment and a hint of envy but loved every second of this video!

    • @catherinemalcolm8125
      @catherinemalcolm8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try watching it several times till the penny drops, it's worth it, oh and find a buddy to help, it's got to be worth trying hasn't it?

    • @bellmurali8433
      @bellmurali8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catherinemalcolm8125 after rewatching it and thinking about it I think I actually figured something out. With the power of one brain cell and a half eaten quesadilla I've done it.

    • @Awol991
      @Awol991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google tensegrity for more info. The center line is what holds it up. The top's center of gravity is way off to the side so it is trying to fall to that side. The outside cables stop it from falling/twisting.

  • @Oldman-Havok
    @Oldman-Havok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was amazing. well done. I think its time for another Epoxy/Resin build, please!

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re coming ! They take forever to dry! Haha

  • @mairaleal2556
    @mairaleal2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❤️ YOUR WORK AND THE WAY YOU BRAINSTORM !!

  • @NicoWonderdust
    @NicoWonderdust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is it just me that could envision this made out of guitar parts?
    With that said, I'd love to see what you could do with a couple of acoustic guitars!

    • @jeffdacey1255
      @jeffdacey1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had the same reaction. I've got some leftover bass guitar parts and lots of spare strings. Make the short center string a fixed length and the tension of the 3 corner strings can be adjusted using bass guitar tuners.

  • @Teneban
    @Teneban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm pretty sure you could do a proper, usable table by having this kind of system, but like, times three

  • @doubledarefan
    @doubledarefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I actually looked up Computadora. Now I'm thinking of a computer wearing a fedora.

    • @BeastOfSoda
      @BeastOfSoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FYI: Fedora Linux is a thing.

    • @NeoGen1987
      @NeoGen1987 ปีที่แล้ว

      He pronounced it horrendously

  • @Marss13z
    @Marss13z ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful craftsmanship. I was wishing I could share this with a friend who was a master craftsman but he ain't around no mo'.

  • @theoneandonlywarren
    @theoneandonlywarren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautifully done, I certainly don't have the skill to make the table as nice as that. I like the hidden string points and the adjustable tension bolts, nice touch.
    I have zero experience and can barely put up some shelves and have them straight!
    Anyway, about a month ago, I saw a very simple video and decided to do the same. It was hand cut, I used crappy pallet wood, para cord and screws. The result wasn't anywhere near as good as this (maybe if I had the tools and workshop I could do a lot better), but to all of you who think that this is incredibly difficult, it isn't. It does take thinking about, but to make a crude version it takes a few hours and it still looks f*****g cool.
    Thank you for showing me what's possible when you have all the bells, whistles, knowhow and skill.

  • @David-fv7zg
    @David-fv7zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, You’re the brother in law every guy wants to have around.

  • @barrybrennan1045
    @barrybrennan1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Like gramma used to say: "if you don't know knots, tie lots." Nice work.

  • @Zachbruce180
    @Zachbruce180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was literally thinking about a wooden version of this thingy!

    • @imperialpresence3331
      @imperialpresence3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      try building it on it's side...seems like it'd be a more stable one man job

    • @theusconstitution1776
      @theusconstitution1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOW ......challengeJimmy DIRESTA to make it in steel😳😳 better yet do a collaboration!!

  • @cmick09ish
    @cmick09ish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Squirrel is Delicious".....and with that, you sir have earned yourself another subscriber

  • @georgiarose575
    @georgiarose575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for fulfilling my wish to see it bigger

  • @MonkeyMaster1707
    @MonkeyMaster1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This is just the more american and table version of Bobby duke

  • @dadygee
    @dadygee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I have to thread a string through like a drilled "not really threadable hole" I use superglue to stiffen the string.. that kind that use reactive spray so I dont glue it to some random bodypart. :)
    I love that you say "I love wood", starts cutting... then "lets do some thinking..." Just like me :) First the idea forms.. then how to cut... then back to the idea and .. hm.. back to thinking.

  • @GRM_RiverMountain
    @GRM_RiverMountain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    IKEA be like: Wright this down

  • @martbert
    @martbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A thing of beauty is a pleasure forever...awesome work man.

  • @מעייןהמלבלבתחייםםםם
    @מעייןהמלבלבתחייםםםם 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!!! It can be an exhibit in the art Museum. Great video!!!

  • @ezraedtoledo9073
    @ezraedtoledo9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You're terrible !!!
    At being terrible , cause you're awesome .

  • @peterk7428
    @peterk7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I get the whole fishing line/floating thing but I feel like it could look really cool with chain.

  • @richardcagle5475
    @richardcagle5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man every time he drilled into the ends of those dowels I wanted to look away. I’d have a new fingerprint right now if I tried that

  • @rogero9633
    @rogero9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahhhh gravity.... what a wonderful concept!!!

  • @ComplexVariables
    @ComplexVariables 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best part: your true excitement for a job awesomely done. Rock on!

  • @818181cb
    @818181cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    First time seeing one of his videos. Within the second sentence I found my people.

  • @JoshuaBurton110213
    @JoshuaBurton110213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Less thinking? More thinking? What do you think?"

  • @connorhillary3412
    @connorhillary3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God damn I drew this in my book in December almost identically after seeing the Facebook video about the tension! Now i'm going to have to try it for definite!

  • @Bournefort
    @Bournefort 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice Graco sprayer. The table turned out great!

  • @ChrisSeeboth
    @ChrisSeeboth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you wanted more rigidity, you could try rotating the top 30 degrees and stringing 3 more pieces of string in a triangle truss pattern!

  • @shootthemoon6072
    @shootthemoon6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You don't want a table like this if you have cats. Might be funny though.

  • @TheSpiffytool
    @TheSpiffytool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:00 dude this gives me anxiety...

    • @timtate35
      @timtate35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I definitely took a short breath right there lol

    • @ianthomas3653
      @ianthomas3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw-stop Bruh. He's good.

    • @TheSpiffytool
      @TheSpiffytool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianthomas3653 oh ok, didnt noticed that, but still getting anxiety lol

    • @c31979839
      @c31979839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ianthomas3653 saying that, is like saying even though a loaded gun's safety is on, it's fine to point it at yourself.

    • @timtate35
      @timtate35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian Thomas I know. It just always makes me nervous when I watch anyone do that. I've personally seen two people lose finger parts. 🤮

  • @brianthebuilder1558
    @brianthebuilder1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow...(that's not what my brain is actually saying however, I'm going to save a little censorship time...) and just yeah! That is too friggin cool bud!! Outstanding job and I'm going to attempt this project myself after I research further because I take it with the youins and you kinda look like the Pittsburgh dad now that I think about it, that y'all be yank's so if y'all got floating crazy tables up yonder...well damnit we are too buddy. Lmao Now I gotta find a freaking knot guy
    Top NOTCH build dude, very impressive hats off to you and your knot guy Sam!
    Got youins another subscriber bud. You guys and your families be safe take care amidst all this stuff and for goodness sake quit smoking that peyote. LOL

  • @randeeholton
    @randeeholton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am really impressed by that. Never seen something like that done and I watched a lot of word working videos. Congrats on getting it to work.

  • @usmankhaliq5816
    @usmankhaliq5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Computeradora Spanish got my sub... you guys are great!

  • @jimmyz1686
    @jimmyz1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My brain can’t wrap around how that is possible

    • @MikkosFree
      @MikkosFree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All the weight is on the center string. so it's all downward force. The other strings are in tension just to prevent the top from moving and shifting its center of gravity to anywhere else but the middle string.

    • @MinhTran-wn1ri
      @MinhTran-wn1ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It becomes apparent @4:43 when he pushes down and the 3 outer strings go slack (which means they aren't providing any upward force). Gravity pulls the tabletop down but the center string pulls against gravity, upwards. The C-shape design of the tabletop creates the illusion that it's floating -- if you imagine cutting off the table-top portion, just below the 'Y' joint, you'll see what's going on. Very clever illusion!

    • @nich479
      @nich479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikkosFree So magic. got it.

    • @noahmanning3209
      @noahmanning3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The center string is holding the platform up. The outside strings are used to balance the piece of wood from falling over... Everyone is making it way too complicated

  • @darthvader6401
    @darthvader6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You proudly called it "FLOATING"?

  • @billi5920
    @billi5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    He is like that annoying fashion designer girl but 4 men and handle's wood

    • @jeffreysandahl393
      @jeffreysandahl393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HIGHLY annoying

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreysandahl393 why are you watching then

    • @vecronatt
      @vecronatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      booty_ hunter420 hes not talking about the video.

  • @coryhalvorson8874
    @coryhalvorson8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish I had a friend like John, such a hilarious red blooded American.

  • @wesbaumguardner8829
    @wesbaumguardner8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys have some fantastic woodworking skills.

  • @triadack4750
    @triadack4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Does anyone here know the youtube channel corridor digital, he looks like Sam doesnt he

  • @kenrodmelrocity4241
    @kenrodmelrocity4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:01 - yikes!

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The piece is 5” wide. It’s just the camera angle , jeez

  • @shootthemoon6072
    @shootthemoon6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Don't waste the wood"
    What my wife says when she catches me watching "adult films".
    🤣

  • @arineey4538
    @arineey4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your mad comfy with that saw stop!

  • @VadersFirst
    @VadersFirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's a master of tying knots. He's the knot master. When anyone needs a knot tied they go to him

    • @Walrus347
      @Walrus347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah right
      Yeaahh right
      He's the king of the trees. He's the Tree Meister
      Get real

    • @TorgoFraNorgo
      @TorgoFraNorgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One might call him Captain Tyin' Knots

  • @mikelabyrinth
    @mikelabyrinth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You must be the least safety-conscious woodworker I've ever seen. You make nice stuff, but man do I cringe at some of your antics.

  • @Brassknucklez
    @Brassknucklez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this guy is gonna get his fingers chopped off for not using proper safety equipment

    • @twisvis5531
      @twisvis5531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The amount of freeballing he's doing followed by "Router tables are intimidating, but as long as you're practicing safety"
      the number of thin cuts he did on his tablesaw without a sled, pushblock, or stick got me sweatin'. If I see this guy break out a lathe I'm outtie. If he already has, well, we all know what happened if/when he stops uploading randomly.

  • @TheEyalYemini
    @TheEyalYemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why would you sketch in Spanish? There are much better software out there

  • @lukehague6453
    @lukehague6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genuine genius to cut wood on Styrofoam, very interesting idea💡

  • @teatimeinthealpine5752
    @teatimeinthealpine5752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Incredibly work. Seriously.