I'm old (younger than this movie), but I do know hay rides are a typical attraction in county fairs. It's literally riding on a trailer with hay, being pulled by a tractor, usually through a themed track. The adult is riding the tractor, usually with little to no visibility of the trailer inhabitants. The stereotype is that people ride it have private time with crushes/dates and make out. Not sure if that's still a thing though
The temperature on Venus is +464 degrees Celsius or +867 degrees Fahrenheit, the atmosphere pressure is 92 bar or 1350 psi, and it rains sulphuric acid. Welcome to Venus.
You did an amazing job with the greenscreen work for this vid. Making yourself fit into a black-and-white movie is one thing. But making yourself fit into a 1960s color movie with soft, muddy footage is much much harder. Fantastic work.
The airlock scene, freakin' priceless. Had me rolling. I can hear the old line about how NASA have contingencies for their contingencies, and safeties backing up their safeties. But nope, these bozos have a rocket with an exposed elevator call button that could outgas the whole tub into the vacuum. Way to go. And the reactions of the characters is the cherry on top.
Funnily enough, the uncovered button and disappearing gravity not withstanding, it was the most realistic scene in the movie. If you vent a room full of air in to space, all you'd feel is a gust of wind no stronger than on a windy day. It doesn't magically transform in to a hurricane. Being sucked out is one of my pet peeves in scifi movies 🙄
I accidentally bump into my wall mounted fire/Co2 alarm all the time. So with my luck I'd bump into that "kill everyone in the elevator" button pretty soon after being on that spaceship.
Dear Mark, it was my dream to convince young people of the 21st century how cool the 1960's were. Now this horrible movie has turned my dream into just another bowl of egg salad. Well, guess I'll just put a chair on the front porch and yell at the neighborhood kids to stay off my lawn. Thank you verrry much, Mark!
Dude I could’ve told you that without watching this review. Maybe the 1960s were a cool time for straight white cis people. But black people were still trying to fight for civil rights and many of the bills that got passed were done because the entire country was rioting. You could be arrested for consensual same-sex relationships (unless it was between a minor and adult that’s illegal no matter if it’s straight or gay.) You could be arrested for taking part in drag or men just wearing non-masculine clothing. Homosexuality was still considered a mental illness. Women were dying from illegal abortions. Lower income teenagers who couldn’t afford to go to college were drafted into a pointless war that damaged a lot of innocent people. But hey, at least the sixties music was good and Audrey Hepburn… Look, I like learning about history, but I wouldn’t want to live in that past because I know it wouldn’t be able to accommodate me. I am on the autism spectrum, I am bi or pan. I like learning about people who don’t look like me (white woman). If I wanted to go back in time to the 1960s, I’d want to just be an observer rather stay for any longer than I need to. Maybe figure out certain aspects of a culture that’s not talked about in this time period.
@@carsfan1995Firstly, There's no such thing as 'cis'. There is male and female, that's it. Also, you just gave a reason why the 60s were shit for white, straight women too... Honestly shit of you to suggest life wasn't pretty crap for alot of women. Just look at all the sexism and misogyny in this movie alone.
@@carsfan1995fair points no doubt. I agree if you were the exact right demographic then I bet the 60s were great, for people outside of those, or who don't swallow rhetoric hook, line, and sinker.... Not so much.
As a part time video editor (and foley artist) your compositing at the conference while they call recception was DAMNEDD GOOD! Like SO SOLID! The lighting is spot on, youdegraded the footage just right, you added a proper shadow in the back. The one thing I noticed is that you didn't clone out one pf the mics fropm the background. There is also a small bit of halloing around the mics from your masking but man. I was so suprised when you "walked on stage".
Ah yeah there’s a problem where the background plate was slightly shifted so part of the mics in the in background. Can’t believe I didn’t notice that during editing! Thanks for the comment!
@@FanboyFlicks im kind of glad these movies that ill never ever watch are out there in the aether for you, just to see your reaction vids haha. Gosh, this one was a new level of truly awful and you made the humour extra good as a result too. Bless ya pal, you are hilarious.
@dragchute86 I recently discovered Tubi ... a legit, ad supported free streaming service. They have a lot of BAD movies like stuff from Polonia Bros and the full "Full Moon" collection. I recently watched Amitiville in Space and Sharkula. LOL.
Mark, if I had to pick, I'd always go for the "too cold" planet over the "too hot" planet; you can always add layers or do some pushups to warm up, but you can't peel your skin off to get any cooler. ;)
I wonder if movies thought Venus would be a good planet to explore because it is a similar size to Earth, but they didn't know about the deadly atmosphere and temperatures.
Either the filmmakers didn't know better or they took extreme liberties when depicting Venus 'cause in 1956 scientists found out that the temperature on Venus was 327°C. And not later than 1967 they knew about the deadly atmosphere.
That's exactly it. I'm sure the scientific community knew it didn't work that way, but those were the days before google and the internet. Most people just knew it had an atmosphere we could not see though, and the surface was a mystery.
Hey mark, love when you are in the movie with VFX. You really stepped it up with quality. That being said, next time u do it can you go the extra mile and degrade your audio quality to match the movie's audio quality?
A little too cold is preferable to a little too hot. You can always put on extra layers if it's too cold. Once you strip naked and you're still overheating, then what?
Thank you Mark for choosing to spend your time to make these reviews, I don't think i will ever get bored of them.. I have been watching them on repeat for quite sometime
As always, Mark nailed it! If you happen to read this, can you please review Ratboy from the 80's? I don't know who the movie was made for, or how it even got made (I imagine since it was 80's a lot of nose powder was involved, lol). I tried to explain the movie to a younger friend, but the more I spoke and the more details I added, the more certain I became that my friend thought I was a rambling lunatic
Various people have noted that if one is dressed as some sort of repair or construction or remodeling person, perhaps in high-visibility clothing, one can go nearly anywhere in a building unchallenged. Maybe in some situations a lab coat suffices? I was expecting a “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?” reference with the egg salad and all.
Thank you for the hard work you do for us, for the boring and bad and weird movies you force yourself to watch for us, thanks for entertaining us and giving us this comedy gold all the time!
Cinematic Titanic, one of the ventures by former MST3K cast did a great riff of this, worth checking out. I had actually seen this movie un-riffed before then, and yes, the ending scene where two people in bulky spacesuits with different voices push buttons for several agonizing minutes (or rather one spacesuit pushed buttons while the other JUST STANDS THERE) is truly baffling.
Fuck fact, the reason they were obsessed with Venus was because for a really long time, like until the later 1900s, people didn't know what was under the clouds of Venus, and a lot of people proposed it could be habitable.
The Soviet Union sent unmanned space probes to Venus. The longest-surviving one lasted about an hour or two. The atmosphere of Venus is so dense and corrosive that people could not survive there. However, people could possibly reside in an orbiting space station of Venus.
Mark, I’ve been a fan since like 7k subs and you will NEVER understand how much I appreciate that (even though YT literally NEVER notifies me on new posts) every time I think of this channel I can binge a bunch of great stuff. Rock on brotha.
Mark has gotten so much better at inserting himself into the film scenes that when he (disconcertingly) transformed into the woman, I snuffled my Martini right up my nose.
always a great video. love the "self inserts"... :D and YES i would choose Mars being a bit chilly to Venus where acid rain and hurricane winds would vaporise me in about 2 minutes.
A minute and a half in and I'm already cracking up 🤣 I like the noise over the opening crawl, but I have a bizarre taste in music. Your edits into the movie were hilarious. Absolutely brilliant work all around, Mark! As for the planets: Probably a little too cold, because you can always add more layers on, but you can only take so many layers off.
A little to cold, after living in Oregon, which is a little to cold, and Florida, which is a little to hot, i think it is easier to warm up than to cool off. Just as long as the cold place has some sunlight, unlike Oregon.
There WAS a completely valid reason why Venus was the focus of so much interest in the first half of the 20th century. At the time we didn't know it was a superheated nightmare, so we were focused on the most important fact concerning Venus; that it rhymes with Penis. NASA's focus shifted after learning about the greenhouse gasses gone wild on Venus, so they focused completely on Uranus. After that NASA spent every waking moment completely focused on Uranus. Eventually NASA would deeply penetrate the mystery of Uranus by probing it non-stop until Uranus gave up all the secrets if had clinched onto so long. After blowing Uranus wide open and getting to know every square inch of it's enigmatic surface, NASA is currently planning to shoot a payload directly into Uranus. This would allow us to see what may be hidden deep inside, under the crust of Uranus. There may be semi-liquid masses containing life held under immense pressure that could erupt from Uranus that could cover the surface and create quite the mess.
I just realised. If you pause at 9:28 you'll get a good picture of him, but I think he was the guy who played the Reverend who got hit by lightning in Caddyshack. I'll check that. He was the Bishop. I made the mistake of calling him Reverend as I think someone called him that in Caddyshack, but yes, he was the one who got struck by lightning in Caddyshack. That could be a useful piece of trivia that could help you in some quiz 😂
Macadamia nut milk is by far the best nut-milk/milk alternative I've had. For a long time I was able to get it like 50% off, where I live, now it's back to regular price and nearly 7 bucks a carton. Yikes. I can only assume they had a huge surplus of the stuff for a time and everyone bought up a bunch of it.
Running out of money while making your movie not a good sign even though on occasions they can work sort of like the ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mark, theses are terrible movies but watching them with you makes them waaaaaay better! Also, your greenscreen edits are so well done. I always thought the edits make you stand out. I know how much work it takes to use programs like Final Cut, and the masking you have to do can be intensely tedious, all of your work shows in your uploads.
To answer your question about Venus, it's because Venus is sometimes considered our sister planet. It's a similar size to Earth and was once believed it could be the closest planet to Earth before we discovered more about it.
That is pretty good editing to add in the shadow behind Mark. Nicely done This movie hurts a lot. Cinematic Titanic did this one and even they couldn’t make it bearable
It would be interesting to see a longer video about some of the movies you've covered that you like and why. I've commented on someo of your other videos expressing my appreciation for some of the movies, in spite of the flaws. It would be interesting to see what bits of some of these movies you find endearing.
So you'll probably never see this Mark but I'm gonna post anyway. I found your channel about 2 1/2 months ago only to find you've been creating this content for over a decade!! My girl and I absolutely love your content and enjoy all your uploads! Anyways, at least I have 10 years worth of binging these awful yet awesome movies lol....keep doing what you do my friend! Absolutely love it!!❤
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The International Space Station uses a lot of homemade water! Most of it used to be part of human urine, I believe. The brunette who likes homemade water is cute, but the nerd-girl glasses add a dorky charm to the blonde.
The security in my work place actually has to check every single badge to identify us in the evening if we're still at work. Just a lab coat doesn't cut it.
Dude, I am dying 20 year as Military Police, 9 years as a sheriff deputy, and several security jobs and NEVER have I questioned the white lab coat guy..
Regarding the airlock thing, maybe the movie's portraying what would actually happen. I don't think (but I'm not sure) you would get sucked out like that, because deep space is a vacuum, meaning there's no wind or anything that would cause the "suckage" - there's no air like that, so maybe they really would just float where they are and suffocate. Though I'm not sure how pressurization would affect it - does deep space have similar pressure to the ocean, or something? I would think there's no pressure at all, or very little.
2:30 As a Pyro Main, I never bother with thinking. W+M1 gets the job done. 4:25 Because the surface of the planed was covered by clouds and there was no way to investigate what's under them, and there was a hypothesis that it may actually have habitable land with moister climate, similar to the times of dinosaurs. I call this kind of artistic choice "the Eisenstein's principle" (because supposedly that's how Eisenstein decided to make a movie about Alexander Nevsky rather than about Peter the Great or anyone else) - if a period/planet/any other thing we make movie about is lesser known about, we have more creative freedom.
Can we get a video of nothing but clips of Mark edited into movies? The world needs it.
This one might be one of the best.
Feature length kung pow style! I’m down
Nope 🥴
Macadamia milk sounds awesome, you are blessed having known its existence at all
Yes please 🙏
I'm old (younger than this movie), but I do know hay rides are a typical attraction in county fairs. It's literally riding on a trailer with hay, being pulled by a tractor, usually through a themed track. The adult is riding the tractor, usually with little to no visibility of the trailer inhabitants. The stereotype is that people ride it have private time with crushes/dates and make out. Not sure if that's still a thing though
It is. Haunted hay rides are common in my state during October. People dressed as ghosts killers and monsters 'attacking' the tractor while you ride.
No, people hook up online now!
Don't forget rolling in the Hay one of the most itchy things on the Planet.
@@MichaelMolloy-if3vr Would you like a roll in the hay? Roll roll roll in the hay.
It's definitely still a thing where I live. Especially around fall and winter.
Mark, I don't remember when or how the TH-cam gods recommended your channel, but man, just hearing your intro puts me into a good mood. ❤
Wow I was seeking attention too😂
"Welcome back *TO* the show."
All hail the mighty Algorithm!!
WTF right??? I didn’t even get notified, just thought of it, showed up and this dude is STILL crankin out classics!
Sometimes TH-cam isn't ass. It's rare and I appreciate it
"Remember, throwing a cat is always faster than reloading."
Don't dare throw a cat.
Lol 😂 or switch to pistol 🔫
@@salliewagenblatt5188he was being facetious. (although perhaps so are you and I'm the one being literal lol)
@@RemoWilliams1227 Maybe they're all being literal.
No question, I always choose the "little to cold" option,
putting on more clothes is way more comfortable than running around sweaty all the time lol
The temperature on Venus is +464 degrees Celsius or +867 degrees Fahrenheit, the atmosphere pressure is 92 bar or 1350 psi, and it rains sulphuric acid. Welcome to Venus.
@@Hykje This has absolutely nothing to do with his question but thanks for that wikipedia excerpt.
I just wanted to show the reality of "a little too warm".
Yeah little to cold always, hate the heat
Yep. I always say you can add clothes, but you can't take off your skin.
You did an amazing job with the greenscreen work for this vid. Making yourself fit into a black-and-white movie is one thing. But making yourself fit into a 1960s color movie with soft, muddy footage is much much harder. Fantastic work.
Your green screen is waaay better than anything Hollywood has churned out!
Yeah, the press conference gag caught me by surprise, I loved it
I always wondered why Mark doesn't have pig tails when clearly they would work for him. Now you know.
Some people shouldn't have that much power
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The airlock scene, freakin' priceless. Had me rolling. I can hear the old line about how NASA have contingencies for their contingencies, and safeties backing up their safeties. But nope, these bozos have a rocket with an exposed elevator call button that could outgas the whole tub into the vacuum. Way to go. And the reactions of the characters is the cherry on top.
Funnily enough, the uncovered button and disappearing gravity not withstanding, it was the most realistic scene in the movie.
If you vent a room full of air in to space, all you'd feel is a gust of wind no stronger than on a windy day. It doesn't magically transform in to a hurricane. Being sucked out is one of my pet peeves in scifi movies 🙄
@@VikingTeddy correction sir, that's blown out
@@dimvoly D'oh!
I accidentally bump into my wall mounted fire/Co2 alarm all the time. So with my luck I'd bump into that "kill everyone in the elevator" button pretty soon after being on that spaceship.
Dear Mark, it was my dream to convince young people of the 21st century how cool the 1960's were. Now this horrible movie has turned my dream into just another bowl of egg salad. Well, guess I'll just put a chair on the front porch and yell at the neighborhood kids to stay off my lawn. Thank you verrry much, Mark!
Dude I could’ve told you that without watching this review.
Maybe the 1960s were a cool time for straight white cis people.
But black people were still trying to fight for civil rights and many of the bills that got passed were done because the entire country was rioting.
You could be arrested for consensual same-sex relationships (unless it was between a minor and adult that’s illegal no matter if it’s straight or gay.)
You could be arrested for taking part in drag or men just wearing non-masculine clothing.
Homosexuality was still considered a mental illness.
Women were dying from illegal abortions.
Lower income teenagers who couldn’t afford to go to college were drafted into a pointless war that damaged a lot of innocent people.
But hey, at least the sixties music was good and Audrey Hepburn…
Look, I like learning about history, but I wouldn’t want to live in that past because I know it wouldn’t be able to accommodate me. I am on the autism spectrum, I am bi or pan. I like learning about people who don’t look like me (white woman).
If I wanted to go back in time to the 1960s, I’d want to just be an observer rather stay for any longer than I need to. Maybe figure out certain aspects of a culture that’s not talked about in this time period.
@@carsfan1995Firstly, There's no such thing as 'cis'. There is male and female, that's it.
Also, you just gave a reason why the 60s were shit for white, straight women too... Honestly shit of you to suggest life wasn't pretty crap for alot of women. Just look at all the sexism and misogyny in this movie alone.
@@carsfan1995fair points no doubt. I agree if you were the exact right demographic then I bet the 60s were great, for people outside of those, or who don't swallow rhetoric hook, line, and sinker.... Not so much.
@@carsfan1995 🤦🏻♀️
@@carsfan1995ADHD, bisexual, and bipolar. I'd have a terrible life in the 60s. I'd be someone's beaten wife, I'm sure of it.
As a part time video editor (and foley artist) your compositing at the conference while they call recception was DAMNEDD GOOD! Like SO SOLID!
The lighting is spot on, youdegraded the footage just right, you added a proper shadow in the back.
The one thing I noticed is that you didn't clone out one pf the mics fropm the background.
There is also a small bit of halloing around the mics from your masking but man. I was so suprised when you "walked on stage".
Ah yeah there’s a problem where the background plate was slightly shifted so part of the mics in the in background. Can’t believe I didn’t notice that during editing! Thanks for the comment!
@@FanboyFlicks im kind of glad these movies that ill never ever watch are out there in the aether for you, just to see your reaction vids haha. Gosh, this one was a new level of truly awful and you made the humour extra good as a result too. Bless ya pal, you are hilarious.
@dragchute86 I recently discovered Tubi ... a legit, ad supported free streaming service.
They have a lot of BAD movies like stuff from Polonia Bros and the full "Full Moon" collection.
I recently watched Amitiville in Space and Sharkula. LOL.
I was not prepared for the cut to Mark in a blonde wig. ROFL 😂😂
Mark: "This is going to be one of those episodes where I really hate the movie"
Me: Scoots closer to my laptop and rips open a bag of gummy bears
Mark, if I had to pick, I'd always go for the "too cold" planet over the "too hot" planet; you can always add layers or do some pushups to warm up, but you can't peel your skin off to get any cooler. ;)
I wonder if movies thought Venus would be a good planet to explore because it is a similar size to Earth, but they didn't know about the deadly atmosphere and temperatures.
Either the filmmakers didn't know better or they took extreme liberties when depicting Venus 'cause in 1956 scientists found out that the temperature on Venus was 327°C. And not later than 1967 they knew about the deadly atmosphere.
That's exactly it.
I'm sure the scientific community knew it didn't work that way, but those were the days before google and the internet. Most people just knew it had an atmosphere we could not see though, and the surface was a mystery.
"Your breath smells like egg salad- it's kinda hot." 😂
I've heard of a final straw but a final chive? That's an unsavory thought. 😅 I'll see myself out to Mars now because Team A Little Too Cold. ❄️
I'm sitting on a recliner as I watch this video, so I guess I can skip like 6 weeks of astronaut training.
😜
Always a better day when Mark releases a video! 🥳 But as someone who does wear pigtails... Maybe I'm going to have to rethink my hairstyle. 😳
After so many years of watching and rewatching his videos I still can’t believe how talented and hilarious Mark is and how few people recognize it.
Could not agree any more. Not just hilarious but seems like a good bro big time.
your content is always such a highlight! there's something so comforting in binging your content when i've been through some rough patches
My local shop has stopped selling my favourite milk substitute as well - it's a worldwide conspiracy, I tell you!
Hey mark, love when you are in the movie with VFX. You really stepped it up with quality. That being said, next time u do it can you go the extra mile and degrade your audio quality to match the movie's audio quality?
Yes Mark - your production value is too high! 🤣
Thank you! I’ve been working on trying to figure out the audio to make it just right
A little too cold is preferable to a little too hot. You can always put on extra layers if it's too cold. Once you strip naked and you're still overheating, then what?
Get in the homemade water...
Dude you even got your shadow in the bit... your clips are better than the movies you present.
I’ve watched 3/4 of this movie several times. It really helps me to get to sleep.
Thank you Mark for choosing to spend your time to make these reviews, I don't think i will ever get bored of them.. I have been watching them on repeat for quite sometime
me to they never get old ive watched some reviews over 10 times
i also watch when i sleep
As always, Mark nailed it! If you happen to read this, can you please review Ratboy from the 80's? I don't know who the movie was made for, or how it even got made (I imagine since it was 80's a lot of nose powder was involved, lol). I tried to explain the movie to a younger friend, but the more I spoke and the more details I added, the more certain I became that my friend thought I was a rambling lunatic
Sondra Locke directed Ratboy
@@kellybrincks I just IMDB'd it. It looks horrible.
@@Terminus_El_Camino it is like a fever dream or bad trip. I can't understand who it's for or how it got made.
Various people have noted that if one is dressed as some sort of repair or construction or remodeling person, perhaps in high-visibility clothing, one can go nearly anywhere in a building unchallenged. Maybe in some situations a lab coat suffices?
I was expecting a “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?” reference with the egg salad and all.
At least two classic murder mysteries I've read had murderers who used uniforms to go unnoticed. One pretended to be a waiter, one a mailman.
Thank you for the hard work you do for us, for the boring and bad and weird movies you force yourself to watch for us, thanks for entertaining us and giving us this comedy gold all the time!
Cinematic Titanic, one of the ventures by former MST3K cast did a great riff of this, worth checking out. I had actually seen this movie un-riffed before then, and yes, the ending scene where two people in bulky spacesuits with different voices push buttons for several agonizing minutes (or rather one spacesuit pushed buttons while the other JUST STANDS THERE) is truly baffling.
perfect cut-in for the sandwich/egg salad scene😂. You getting better and better. Especially the lighting. Superb
The press conference scene... I have no words of gratitude that could duly honor this magnificent piece of comedy!
Fuck fact, the reason they were obsessed with Venus was because for a really long time, like until the later 1900s, people didn't know what was under the clouds of Venus, and a lot of people proposed it could be habitable.
That's my favorite fuck fact right up there with 79% of men being growers, while 21% are showers.
7:35 is that Casey Kasem!!? 16:00 "Which sucks, because I had stuff back there..." Im dying!
The Soviet Union sent unmanned space probes to Venus. The longest-surviving one lasted about an hour or two. The atmosphere of Venus is so dense and corrosive that people could not survive there. However, people could possibly reside in an orbiting space station of Venus.
I saw a Nova PBS special about that 📺. They lost contact with 1 Venus probe 🚀
Mark, I’ve been a fan since like 7k subs and you will NEVER understand how much I appreciate that (even though YT literally NEVER notifies me on new posts) every time I think of this channel I can binge a bunch of great stuff. Rock on brotha.
The in-edited sketch was epic, image as well as content!
Mark has gotten so much better at inserting himself into the film scenes that when he (disconcertingly) transformed into the woman, I snuffled my Martini right up my nose.
Throwing that cat over the wall really pisses me off.
Oh, hi Mark!
I remember seeing this movie years ago. Started watching with mild interest and finished it out of spite.
I've finished some books that way 😂
Gotta love the "Doomsday machine" at 3:56 which is a sea going ship's bridge compass painted silver...
always a great video. love the "self inserts"... :D and YES i would choose Mars being a bit chilly to Venus where acid rain and hurricane winds would vaporise me in about 2 minutes.
Always happy to be welcomed back TO the show.
Mark always makes me laugh out loud...especially his interpolation into the movie
Funny thing that whole "we don't have time to check things, just get it up in the air" was a plot point in The Martian
A minute and a half in and I'm already cracking up 🤣 I like the noise over the opening crawl, but I have a bizarre taste in music. Your edits into the movie were hilarious. Absolutely brilliant work all around, Mark!
As for the planets: Probably a little too cold, because you can always add more layers on, but you can only take so many layers off.
A little to cold, after living in Oregon, which is a little to cold, and Florida, which is a little to hot, i think it is easier to warm up than to cool off. Just as long as the cold place has some sunlight, unlike Oregon.
I remember Nostalgia Critic’s review of this movie, can’t believe someone else is covering it after so long
A few others have sone this movie..
Me too
I want a one eyed cat now, brings out the charm in the critter.
Welcome back toooooooo the show
Music to my ears 😂😂
There WAS a completely valid reason why Venus was the focus of so much interest in the first half of the 20th century. At the time we didn't know it was a superheated nightmare, so we were focused on the most important fact concerning Venus; that it rhymes with Penis.
NASA's focus shifted after learning about the greenhouse gasses gone wild on Venus, so they focused completely on Uranus. After that NASA spent every waking moment completely focused on Uranus. Eventually NASA would deeply penetrate the mystery of Uranus by probing it non-stop until Uranus gave up all the secrets if had clinched onto so long. After blowing Uranus wide open and getting to know every square inch of it's enigmatic surface, NASA is currently planning to shoot a payload directly into Uranus. This would allow us to see what may be hidden deep inside, under the crust of Uranus. There may be semi-liquid masses containing life held under immense pressure that could erupt from Uranus that could cover the surface and create quite the mess.
😂
You make these horrible movies sound like so much fun I actually wanna watch them
there is no saving this one!
yeah, i know right!
Even the MST3K (or was it Riff Trax?) I saw of this was a tough sit.
Mark covered the greatest hits of this movie.
Yeah, he definitely makes them come off as watchable
@@planescaped It was Cinematic Titanic I believe.
I just realised. If you pause at 9:28 you'll get a good picture of him, but I think he was the guy who played the Reverend who got hit by lightning in Caddyshack. I'll check that.
He was the Bishop. I made the mistake of calling him Reverend as I think someone called him that in Caddyshack, but yes, he was the one who got struck by lightning in Caddyshack.
That could be a useful piece of trivia that could help you in some quiz 😂
Love to see Mark rocking those pigtails one sweet day.
A planet that's a little to cold because you can just put on layers, whereas it's harder too cool yourself down
Another good one, Mark! I look forward to all of your videos! Oh, and I love the blond, curly wig!
Hello, I like when you commentate on these old movies. They're just wacky fun.
The egg salad subplot was riveting!
Imagine waiting 5 YEARS to polish this turd! Someone comes up with another few hundred bucks, and, oh yeah! - We can finish it!
Good sir, I've been waiting so long for you to do this movie and I have to say it was worth the wait!
“Yea. I thought you’d like that.” That delivery was perfect 😂
Back in the sixties, NASA had a really bad case of Venus envy.
Shake!
Your show has basically become my comfort show. It makes me smile seeing a new video up, before I even click on it 😁
That's why I always use clip-on pigtails.
"Chives Wives from Outer Space" needs to be a movie now. Cmon, Mark, do it!
That press conference went south real quick.
Also, oat milk is delicious.
Macadamia nut milk is by far the best nut-milk/milk alternative I've had. For a long time I was able to get it like 50% off, where I live, now it's back to regular price and nearly 7 bucks a carton. Yikes.
I can only assume they had a huge surplus of the stuff for a time and everyone bought up a bunch of it.
Banana milk is better (chocolate banana milk is best).
Mark, I am addicted to your channel. Watching you come uglued is fascinating.BTW my granddaughter loves Derrick's Discount Distractions Direct.
4:31 Venus makes much more sense than Mars, it is closer and roughly the same size .
I don't know at what point we found out it was basically hell
After living on Earth, I think I want a "little too cold" planet
I feel so bad for the cat! Bad enough being tossed suddenly over a wall, but to have to take part in a shitty movie too…
Running out of money while making your movie not a good sign even though on occasions they can work sort of like the ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
They probably sold those high-end recliners to make ends meet...
Mark, theses are terrible movies but watching them with you makes them waaaaaay better!
Also, your greenscreen edits are so well done. I always thought the edits make you stand out. I know how much work it takes to use programs like Final Cut, and the masking you have to do can be intensely tedious, all of your work shows in your uploads.
Dude the sandwich bit was fuckin classic! 😂
To answer your question about Venus, it's because Venus is sometimes considered our sister planet. It's a similar size to Earth and was once believed it could be the closest planet to Earth before we discovered more about it.
This review made me laugh so much! Thank you for your hard work Mark!
That is pretty good editing to add in the shadow behind Mark. Nicely done
This movie hurts a lot. Cinematic Titanic did this one and even they couldn’t make it bearable
My day always gets instantly better when I see mark has posted a new video🤗
12:28 There's an old expression in American English, "to have a roll in the hay" which meant to have sex. I don't think *anyone* uses it today.
So a hayride would have been group sex?
@@wildman2012 haha. Perhaps! The expression I mentionned "usually" implied one on one. But who knows. Why not. Lol
Hate is a strong word but I can see why you hate this movie.
It would be interesting to see a longer video about some of the movies you've covered that you like and why.
I've commented on someo of your other videos expressing my appreciation for some of the movies, in spite of the flaws.
It would be interesting to see what bits of some of these movies you find endearing.
So you'll probably never see this Mark but I'm gonna post anyway. I found your channel about 2 1/2 months ago only to find you've been creating this content for over a decade!! My girl and I absolutely love your content and enjoy all your uploads! Anyways, at least I have 10 years worth of binging these awful yet awesome movies lol....keep doing what you do my friend! Absolutely love it!!❤
"Death , or breeding with people you hate...
I'd rather be hugging the bomb!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You really became professional in putting yourself into a movie.Really good work Mark.
Best. Press. Conference. Ever.
I always choose planets that are a little too cold. You can always throw on a sweater.
1:42 or you could hire Derrick's Discount Distractions Direct! That guy made a mint from his distraction business
I actually thought about doing a second commercial for that in this episode! But I figured it would have taken too long
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The International Space Station uses a lot of homemade water! Most of it used to be part of human urine, I believe.
The brunette who likes homemade water is cute, but the nerd-girl glasses add a dorky charm to the blonde.
The security in my work place actually has to check every single badge to identify us in the evening if we're still at work. Just a lab coat doesn't cut it.
Dude, I am dying 20 year as Military Police, 9 years as a sheriff deputy, and several security jobs and NEVER have I questioned the white lab coat guy..
Have you seen some of the older movies where space is blue, instead of black?
That was berore Neil Armstrong.
The are quite interesting.
I'd rather be too cold (my answer has nothing to do with the fact that my AC is broken during a heat wave)
3:05 I love how she choked her to death but still had enough care to lay her head down gently...She's a killer, not a monster
Mark, I'm suffering from PTSD and you're channel really lifts my mood and is helping me smile again! Thank you sir
Regarding the airlock thing, maybe the movie's portraying what would actually happen. I don't think (but I'm not sure) you would get sucked out like that, because deep space is a vacuum, meaning there's no wind or anything that would cause the "suckage" - there's no air like that, so maybe they really would just float where they are and suffocate. Though I'm not sure how pressurization would affect it - does deep space have similar pressure to the ocean, or something? I would think there's no pressure at all, or very little.
2:30 As a Pyro Main, I never bother with thinking. W+M1 gets the job done.
4:25 Because the surface of the planed was covered by clouds and there was no way to investigate what's under them, and there was a hypothesis that it may actually have habitable land with moister climate, similar to the times of dinosaurs. I call this kind of artistic choice "the Eisenstein's principle" (because supposedly that's how Eisenstein decided to make a movie about Alexander Nevsky rather than about Peter the Great or anyone else) - if a period/planet/any other thing we make movie about is lesser known about, we have more creative freedom.
Omg yesssss a new vid. I'm so happy. This is gonna make for a great Saturday
Suh, Dude?!! Glad you’re back with a video 🙏🏽😎 Much appreciated 💯
Mark putting himself in roles.
It's getting scarily realistic now...