When Your Rolls SUCK in the Entire Game of Dungeons and Dragons
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Its all fun and games unless your character can't do ANYTHING right!
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How were the beans
uh.... WHAT HAPPENED TO LORD ADBARIAN?!
@@TotallyHuman He rolled a Nat 0 against the dragon.
So.... *puts on rules lawyer hat*.... At the end with the nat 20, he was poisoned, so he had disadvantage anyway.... :)
As someone who has a rogue aarakocra with a plus 8 in stealth and kept rolling natural ones whenever they needed to make a stealth check... I felt this.
I'm starting to think bird rogues are cursed, I had a player with an aarakocra rogue and they kept rolling low on stealth too!
I guess birds acting as rogues catch the attention of random people pretty easily. Maybe try bard? Performers like attention.
Those are rookie numbers
My fighter rolled 4 natural 1's in a single combat and my DM made him keep throwing all his weapons across the room. Feels bad man.
I play a bard with plus 11 In persuasion I never not a single time in my 1 year campaign rolled about a 5
I have a player who rolled bad for an entire 12 level campaign. His new character does great, we revisited the old party last month for a one shot and he didn't roll above a 13 all night.
His character literally cursed him for swapping from pf to 5e for our table
Dudeee that sucks
Based character
As you deserve for deserting the superior option, lol.
You know what would be the worst you always roll 1 away from then what you needed to get a good result (including all stat, proffinciency, expertise, and whatever other modifier there is) alway leaving something at one health always rolling a 9+6 when the perception/stealth check is 16
You sure he wasn't accidentally using a D12 for most of his rolls?
My paladin almost always rolled a 1, 2, or 3 for perception for his first five sessions so we joked that his helmet obstructs his vision and he needs glasses. The one time he gets a nat 20 he is looking into a fire, he worships a fire god. Makes sense.
Same thing happend with my rouge. Never got above a 4.
I am your characters reincarnation when it comes to luck because he's a paladin too
How to survive in D&D
1: just get good
2: destroyed all bad dies
Not to be nitpicky but "dies" is spelled dice.
Distroy alll death! Become immortal😂
@@broken_vessel42 "dies", as in "nat 1 and he dies"
@@szarekhthesilent2047 forgive me, I had not considered your wisdoms.
Can’t destroy roll 20
RIP Lord Ad barbarian
May he find peace...
Gratz Dragon
May you enjoy your Meal.
Lord ad-barians story was richer than most marvel movies
He owned more land than I and so shall all those who inherit his plot.
Ad-Barian, [Frodo scream] Nnnnnooooooooo!!!!!!!
Well rip dragon it was an valiant effort to try to roast lord god ad-Barbarian
I had a session in starfinder where I rolled, legit, 3 nat ones in a row. And I wanted to cry.
I had a year of gaming where my highest combat roll was 4. Thankfully I eventually had enough bonuses that rolling a 4 to stab someone started working. Turns out your ability to get plusses to attack is higher then the ability to increase AC in Pathfinder. Meanwhile my skill rolls were commonly the highest in the party, which sounds like a good trade off until you realize I was ALSO the only person focused on skills in the party and probably would succeed by rolling 10 much less lower sometimes....Vidar's life was pain.
Not as bad, but last session my cleric didn't hit a single enemy the entire time. It was a 4 hour session, we fight 4 battles, i didn't hit a single enemy. The only thing I did that session was attack and use banish, i hit banish everytime, i did not hit a normal attack anytime
The wheaten is strong with this one
I feel like I'd give you a pass at that point if I was dm lol
Four Nat ones... Fighting Kobolds.
The only consolation was rolling badly on the damage... Which was ruled as my character stabbing himself over and over while in combat.
Fortunately I rolled well on intimidation. When a ranger who is obviously insane starts screaming "Our blood is sacrifice!" it tends to put the attacker off.
This. This is me 😂 I once rolled 9 nat 1s in a single session. It got to the point where my DM asked me, does your character do anything aside from cry? And im just like...absolutely pained....no. There was another session where my paladin (MY PALADIN WHO GOT A BONUS TO SAVING THROWS), failed every single saving throw in a fight. He was paralyzed, frightened, blinded, knocked out, and woken up by his friend's stray eldritch blast.
Your dice don't belong in dice jail. They belong in purgatory. 💀
@@faolan2174 Dice incinerator
I hope you got new dice
oh my god your dice are evil
Your dice but the dungeon in Dungeons and Dragons
Nah, bro! You can’t just end a funny sketch with a tear-jerking bit… THAT’S ALSO AN AD!!!😢
Lord Ad-Barian may be gone, but his Established Title lives on!✊
I hope he doesn't die! I almost CRIED! I love his character it will be sad to see him go. But he'll probably bring him back and say something like " Oh you thought I was dead!??!?!? Nonsense!"
@@Dragonlord13 He's a half orc, he'll pop right back up.
Ad-barian, noooooo!!! You must live, my lord! Who else would pop in to let me know of these sweet and amazing deals?!
In all honesty though I wasn't expecting such a heart aching ending q.q
@@samuelshirley369 No, I’m not talking about Ad-Barian. He’s probably fine! I’m talking about LORD Ad-Barian (COMPLETELY different person)!
@@averysj69 Well, wasn't he still looking for a Lady to accompany him on the throne? Perhaps, dragon-wife?
Poor pupper. Screw the giant mimic room.
I feel this deep... deep in my soul... Saturday was the first session of a new campaign I'm in, and 75% of my rolls *ALL. DAMN. NIGHT* were 12 or below... TOTAL. TWELVE TOTAL. Especially my perception rolls, so my guy is just apparently oblivious to *EVERYTHING* and it's just aaghghuhuifhuidhdfg.
I'm convinced my life is a game of dnd and my player rolls like this.
Ah a good old keyboard smash at the end there, it really made me feel like xhwjrgeien and bdjakjrjeBALDsbnfkwiehfvppqhdn
This is pretty much me every time I play my wizard Cohort in Pathfinder...his stats are nothing special, and most of my rolls end up being between 9 and 12, meanwhile my Incubus Cohort often has decent rolls, and my main rolls phenomenally XD
How?!
@@jakegriff4631 My new beautiful dice apparently hate me :(
For someone the rest of the group nicknamed Wil Wheatons unknown brother, this was much needed. Now to go on to another session and not roll over a 5 for x hours...
Hahahahahahahahahahagaa
May the curse of the Wheaton be upon you
4:00 definitely wasn’t expecting the ad-barian’s crown to be so wobbly
This actually happened to me in a session years ago, my DM introduced a rival character to mine that was intentionally weak against magic saves and I was a lvl 8 sorcerer, lol 5 fighter that went prestige class eldritch knight (3.5e). In two rounds of combat I rolled 5 consecutive nat1s.
Ouch
Burn this dice. And bury the ashes
o, one gaming session i rolled nothing below 17... until i had to make a save versus death roll, then i rolled nothing below a 5
Ohhh man. I recognize that tone of sad resignation. Also, an actual quote from when my character was pouring a health potion down the unconscious fighter's throat: "You want _me_ ? To roll _dice_ ?" (We were discussing whether I should roll the dice for the healing, or the fighter's player. She immediately backed off and agreed to roll them herself. 😂)
As a player who CONSTANTLY rolls bad (with a very rare good roll), this sketch speaks to my soul.
"Oops!"
"Oopsie!"
"Oh, Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
Oh having similar expressions are tight!
And they're super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@anonymousvids2146 beat me by one second.
Wow wow wow... Wow
I remember a session called "The Night of a Hundred Ones". The entire group, DM included had terrible rolls. The only successes at the table that day were rolls which we could not fail, that was back in the days when people still played by the rules of "no crit success/failure (20/1) on out of combat skill checks."
"back in the days" what? That's... Those are the rules. That's how you play.
I'm so proud of Lord Ad-Barian. He's come so far in his journey to be the best sponsor there could be. He even finally leaned how to pronounce etc
Rest in peace Ad-Barian. Rest in peace
Grunty Boi is also good
I have one die that I retired after a 5-year campaign of Birthright. I've used that d20 for every 'do or die' roll and it either rolled a natural 20 or simply fail, but pass or fail it always turned out to be the best result for the situation.
It did well by me and it gets to rest in Dicehalla.
"I rolled another 3"
"You look around the room and realise, that last room...was a mimic. There is a chance, however small, that this room is also a mimic and that mimic...might be your dad"
Focus, Gorgug.
“Looks like it’s time for me to take a long rest”
😭😭🤣🤣 perfect line
That's when you just tear up the character sheet
I like that you showed not only how frustrating it is to have nothing but bad rolls, but how annoying it is when people try to cheer you up about it XD
This hurts. I feel this.
Wonder if I should roll a character who honestly is in a state of self doubt and panic all the time so when he rolls low it's expected and when he rolls high it's like the most amazing feat he ever achieved.
I love how someone comes in, asks if they can help someone, and when that someone says yes, the first person changes his mind and decides to be a jerk lol.
Frequently overlooked in 5e:
You can always announce your 'Passive Perception' instead of a cruddy roll, at least.
It's automatically your minimum result for the check unless (rarely) specifically instructed otherwise.🤓🎲
It's saved the combined butts of me and mine SO many times!😅
"TERRA PAX"
This had better not be the death of Lord Ad-Barian, he's just as entertaining as the actual skits!
long live the king
2:07 "How is that possible?" Clearly, pink Duke had a -1 charisma mod, rolled a nat 1, and therefore got a 0 even though you technically can't.
Not that I've...ever had this happen to me before. Haha. Ha. Ah.
I think Duke was playing Bartholomew Osiris Bladesong from Viva La Dirt League D&D. Those rolls were perfect for Bob. You're the Bob!
Reminds me of one campaign where I was rogue who specialized in acrobatics and failed almost every single acrobatics check 😅 . That being said, I'm also fairly certain the DM had something against me and/or my character, and thinking about it, half of those roles actually weren't that bad when modifiers were taken into account (it was only my second campaign so I tended to just trust the DM,) and given the DM proved he was the type to like to manipulate things to "fit his narrative," maybe I wasn't failing as much as I thought 🤔.... It was generally rather funny at least 😂
i feel this in my soul, my cleric just rolls badly on everything, but mostly on stealth and perception, she can't see shit or walk quietly to save her life.
I never thought I'd see an ad that made more of an emotional impact than the actual video. Well done, Duke. Well done.
Rest In Peace Lord Ad-Barbarian… 😢
Anyone else notice that the Swedish national anthem was playing in the background the entire beginning?
“Du gamla, du fria, du fjällhöga Nord!”🎶🎶
Rest In Peace Ad-Barian, we won’t forget you
I feel that sooo much... At one point I was so convinced that the rolling algorithm on roll20 hated me that I made a spreadsheet to track all my rolls :D Turns out they were average after all... Still, in our final fight against Arkhan and Tiamat I didn't hit ONCE with my +12 bow -.-
I have to do this with dndbeyond. Part of me feels it wants to screw me over
Ouch
Who wants to see the Episode with Dragonborn puberty?
It's got to happen at some point.
Must be a Dragonborn conspiracy to supress the episode. They've clearly gotten to Duke! Why wasn't Ad-Barian protecting...oh...oh right...
This is very relatable. Not rolling anything above 10 for a whole session. 3 nat one one my highest skills even made me lose level in it. (unarmed combat, for my monk). There was also that delightful strech were I did not dodge anything, failed all my acrobaty and stealth check, and nearly died to a staircase.
Player: Rolls another Natural 1. DM: Everybody rise up for the Swedish National Anthem
Lord Ad Barian is just gonna make the dragon his lady isn't he?
Reminds me a game not so long ago.
We went to a village attacked by strange creatures (which were bulets), I play a swashbuckler astral elf.
6 rolls :
Three were nat 1
One was an 8
And the two last were 17 and 18.
50% of my rolls were nat 1. I don't think I've ever laughed that much watching my character fall into a Bulet's pit
Our ranger in one of our big fights:
Turn 1: Pushed from cliff, climbs back up.
Turn 2: Paralyzed by Hold Person
Turn 3: Repeat
Turn 4: Repeat
Turn 5: Repeat and carried away by the Barbarian as the party flees.
the dictionary: luxurious
this hero: lugjerous
The ending is so beautiful 😭
Wow, adbarian has had more character development than the entirety of rings of power
That's me! That's my whole life! Any of ya'll play WoW and ran the original Zul Gurub? I ran that dungeon almost every lockout, trying to get the tiger and/or raptor mounts. For YEARS! I saw the raptor mount drop only once and that was one of my first times in there and somebody else won it. Then as they were about to close the raid forever, they increased the drop rate for those mounts. Everybody and their dog had both those mounts....except for me. Never got them.
That is my particular brand of luck.
All my luck, both in games and in life, is basically used up on seeing my parrot's food on sale or finding a cool rock.
“Guys we gotta go! That dragon is the longest living being on the continent we stand no chance against him! RUN! Run so that his sacrifice is not in vain! FIREBALL! TWIN SPELL! Now go hurry now! Come on…”
Lord adbarian really playing with my heartstrings 😭
This is basically me on my rogue. If its not a stealth check, I'm not passing it. Period. She's so damn stealthy that if you blink she's gone despite the fact she hasn't moved anywhere, but anything else that requires any sort of check she fails on, even if said skill check she has expertise in.
I love the background story of Lord Adbarian that progresses each episode!!!
I feel you. As a DM this happened to me a couple of sessions already, making it quite easy for my players to play the encounters even when they were quiet hard.
R.i.p lord Add barrian
Always funny
I once rolled a 1 on a perception check… then I fell through the floor and got eaten alive by slime monsters, the bard came but decided he didn’t want any part of it and attempted to leave. He also rolled a one ._ .
Then the Mage came in and saved both of us! She is stronk with magic
We have a wizard in our group who literally rolls either the highest or lowest initiatives, he's never in between at all
Had a session just yesterday where I rolled no higher than a 6 on every ability check and save for the whole sessions. Every monster made every saving throw against my spells and I rolled no higher than a 15 on every attack roll.
Today I sacrificed my youngest child to the dice gods to make amends for whatever slight I may have committed.
I need to do this, but I don't have any children and I'm single. Can I sacrifice one of your remaining kids?
Mate, I think you should watch Scott Shafer's video about Established Titles. And just don't associate with that company anymore. It's a scam.
This is the most relatable sketch I’ve ever seen
That was a strong well crafted door
As someone who couldn’t get past a snake in the forest and died to it at level 1, this hurts me on an emotional level.
Wow first minute
this is how it was for me. me and my party were trying to find a treasury in a castle after we made a mess of the courtyard and as my party was killing everything i could never roll higher than the creatures AC
I had this recently in a session my bugbear barbarian was little to no help except for smashing down locked doors and accidentally plastering a kolboids remains on a wall when I wanted to trip him with a mace.....it somehow hit a rock and hit his head
This is... too relatable for my friend. Her catchphrase during our last campaign as the halfling paladin was "I can reroll that!"
My players in my campaign are rolling so low that every fight it’s a massacre and I had to nerf them
Every time it’s like “man, that monster was brutal”
“It has an AC of 13, out of 6 people only 2 managed to go above a 10 in their rolls, how is that my fault?”
As someone who had a halfling inquisitive rogue (he was a detective apprentice), whose investigation and insight were awful, 2 and 4 mainly (I even got in one round three 1 in a row), this one is too relatable.
This was literally me during our weekly session yesterday! Was doing all the right things, but just couldn't get the rolls. 🙃
the trap stuff reminded me of the sage advice for passive perception being your minimum for a check.
I have something similar to this, but instead of low rolls, they like to cause wild magic and perils of the warp whenever they can. My 40k Dark Heresy games tend to get really weird.
Duke, what the hell! Why is the ad, of all things, making me tear up???
This is the kind of situation where I would go get a ceramic bowl, some alcohol, and a match, and ceremonially execute the offending die by fire while the other dice are forced to watch.
"Roll persuasion... why not just help us?" The tone, I love it!
I had this exact thing happen to me last session… 2 nat ones in a combat encounter and all under 10 for everything else. Then I ended it with one nat 20 to kill the giant bugs we were fighting. It was quite the session
An NPC tried to persuade me and I rolled two nat 1s on wisdom saves, a 3, and a 5. Now I've forgotten who I am and become his servant...
I’m a Cleric Half-Elf Chaotic Neutral who is HORRIBLE at rolling. I did roll a Nat 20 +1 once tho :D! Still proud of that!
Reminds me of the time I rolled 6 nat ones in a row during one of my campaigns. What was supposed to be a simple lock pick check ended up bringing down the entire building and killing almost everyone inside with the only thing still standing being the door.
My players got into a combat scenario where a beloved NPC was hanging off a cliff. Character rolled a nat 1 to try to save him, missing him. The NPC slips further. Second player tries. Another nat 1. We lost the NPC that night.
My friends refer to this phenomenon as "rolling like a square wheel." Which has led, in turn, to my nickname being the Square Wheel.
That was me yesterday during my DnD session. I just wanted to use my gust or levitation but no! And neither costs me a spell slot either. I kept getting attacked and was like 3/12 health. 😂
2:46 WTF??🤣🤣 I didn't expect that
Player: Ha! I rolled a natural 20!
DM: Ok. What's the total?
Player: Oh just a 20.
DM: Oh. Yeah, the dc was a 21.
Player: *Has exestential crisis*
This is exactly what happened to me last night’s session. I was rolling consistent 2s and 6s 😢
I know all too much this pain, either I’m rolling okay/high all session, either I have really low rolls all session.
At character creation I roll 16 or above. Get into game start rolling 5 or below. Get to death saves or saves or save vs TPK nat 20. It is part of the reason. I Min/Max/Power Game. The bonus and extra abilities help offset the bad rolls.
Yep, had a session where I rolled like 7 nat 1s. It was a rough day.
Recently watched a Will Wheaton compilation for the first time and when I tell you my jaw hit the floor. The anti power that man has, incredible
That goes into perfectly cut screams compliation
so for the "make a persuasion check convince him to help you"
I actually kinda run npcs based on how they would act, for example if someone is already willing to help you, you don't gotta make a chance
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but this also works in the reverse where if someone actively hates you and is trying to kill you, not even a nat 20 can save you
This is literally my luck with dice every damn game! Except for the last session we had I rolled super amazing but the joke is still on me because everything that happened in that session turned out to be a dream.
Gotta admit, I completely lost at it 2:06 XD
Have your like, you silly sir you.
See? THIS is why I always play a Halfling Divination wizard with the Lucky feat, the bountiful luck feat, the second chance feat, and the silvery barbs spell!
I have had to recontextualize my fairy feylock from "mastered deception and persuasion from trying to survive in the fey courts" to "this is the same guy who royally fucked up when making a deal with an archfey" because of many less than stellar CHA rolls
This is an accurate representation of my dice rolls every time I do it. Just to prove it, I rolled 5 d20s online:
2, 3, 10, 1, 1
I love how the other two Player Dukes were so positive about it while Bad Roll Duke is dying inside with every roll that could have saved them so much trouble
I have one of those boxes to roll dice in, and I make the dice hit the side of the box and it rolls high normally
i like how blue shirt duke has a left hand on his right arm but only when shushing red shirt lmao
Thank you for making my thoughts into a video; my last 5 sessions were all 3's and 8's on every single save throw and I felt so useless. Only on the last enemy I managed to hit a 19 on hit.
The first D&D 1st edition game I played, I was a ranger with a longsword (I think). The very first encounter, I managed to roll a critical fail on attack. Then rolled a perfect 100. Cue the party taking my headless corpse back to the starting town. Did that twice more before the session ended, earning myself the dubious moniker of "Crit-Fail Queen/Queen Crit-Fail" for a very long time after.